*After Dagur returned from Berk in Twinsanity*
Dagur: Later Hiccup. Good times
A Berserker Guard: Uh ohh
Dagur: What?
A Berserker Guard: Somebody’s in love
Dagur: Yeah right. I just thought Hiccup was cool fighting that Night Fury, okay?
Dagur: Not like I lay awake at night thinking about him
*at night, Dagur lying in bed, unable to sleep*
Dagur: Uh oh
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Michael: Rich is the worst. *Theres a knock on the door, Michael goes to answer* And that's not just jealously talking I'd say that to his face. *Michael opens the door*
Rich: I need your help.
Michael: ....Youre the worst. *slam*
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I been watching too much Gravity Falls that when I got into an argument in a YouTube comments I said this
it's nothing big just a little argument over a thing in the video but it's funny though because I kinda forgot that was thing in Gravity Falls after I left the comment took me almost two mins to realized what I said
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*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*
Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?
*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*
MC: Lucifer is no longer with us
Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!
MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!
Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….
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Yelena: What's your favorite color?
Y/N: Natasha.
Y/N: Wait, what was the question again?
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Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...
Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!
Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance
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in light of yesterday's announcement:
MY BOY IS COMING BACK HEYAA!!!!
(*✨my ko-fi)
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Kent's not taking any chances since facing horrors of every kind in the war.
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Vaggie: don’t stay up too late, Charlie. Last time you were this sleep-deprived you tried to eat your own shirt.
Charlie, chewing on her shirt:
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All of it
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Ford: Alright kids, I have a joke... What do Microbiologists and Accountants have in common?
Mabel: they are boring!
Dipper: uhh both their careers generally require higher education?
Ford: They both work with cells!
Dipper & Mabel: ...
Ford: g-get it? Like animal cells, and spreadsheet cells...?
Wax figure of Groucho Marx: BOOO! LAAAAMMEEE!
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stan: (takes your hand/gets down on one knee)
y/n: stanley, what the-
stan: (name), would you do me the honor of becoming my brother/sister-in-law?
y/n:
ford:
ford: did you really just propose to (name) for me?
stan: well lord knows you were takin’ your sweet time to do it!
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*Insert funny caption here*
Attaboys version
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Stan a real one
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Pre-Weirdmageddon, running into each other again in the Shack and kinda wanting to hang out but also still so angry at each other.
And of course they actually reconcile while they're totally sloshed before promptly forgetting it happened by morning.
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[ID: A Gravity Falls comic. Ford scowls, "Oh, you've got to be kidding me." Stan is sitting in the living room armchair while holding a beer, and he says dryly, "Look, Ford, you can be mad at me, or you can get drunk with me, but you can't do both." Ford pulls out a bottle and replies, "Yeah? Just watch me." End ID]
[Plain text: And of course they actually reconcile while they're totally sloshed before promptly forgetting it happened by morning. End PT]
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