#he just wants to swim

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 1: Dread on Arrival

(Part 2)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #jiang fengmian #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Yungmeng Jiang Training Arc AU #MDZS AU #The AU name for this idea is something I am 100% willing to change if someone has a better one. #There will be at least 2-3 more comics so *please*. Ideas and feedback welcome. #The core idea behind this AU is that LWJ goes to study with the Yunmeng Jiang sect instead of JC and WWX going to Cloud Recess #But why? Well I imagine Lan Xichen set it up to give LWJ a challenge (more social than skill based) and LWJ rose to it (begrudgingly) #Sort of a 'You've mastered so many Lan techniques but Other Sects have styles that are worth learning.' set up. #Lan Qiren agrees mostly on the basis that...well it's LWJ. Yunmeng Jiang is unruly but LWJ is beyond that riff-raff. He'll rise above it. #This is the story of a boy who thrives on routine and rules spending time in a place that is his apparent antithesis. #Also it is so warm there. He is used to it being cold and what do you MEAN just take off some of my layers? #I just want to see him struggle and flail in many situations. And get him in Jiang Purple. Is that so wrong of me? #(Soaking wet JC is part of my 'JC was born to swim; forced to hold a sword' agenda. Do not remove him from the water) #((Politeness notes: JFM would *not* call LWJ 'lan wangji' nor would LWJ be vocally impolite to a sect leader.))

[emry-stars-art]

You know when babies are so tired that they’re fussing too much to sleep until you put their head down on your shoulder or something and they pass out immediately

Baby shark has been swimming for a long time with no way to take a break. Hello Whalemack 🐋

(More on Whalemack here)

#whalemack was just swimming #wait what’s that floating up there #it’s coming closer falling through the water #oh there’s fins #and a body and arms and that’s a mer #so Wymack goes to check and it’s a baby shark that is MUCH too still #and he’s been around for a while he knows things #he knows baby shark mers aren’t supposed to be still #so he catches the baby in his arms and holds him so he can sleep #without waking up every minute needing to breathe #TT #and he continues taking care of Andrew whenever he finds the shark/Andrew lets him help #unrelated. realistically I know mammal mers would have short hair or their hair tied back #so it’s not IMMENSELY HEAVY #but I wanted to give Wymack gorgeous flowing locks #just once #as a treat #anyway #next post will be royal au or something else I promise #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #david wymack #mer au #sharkdrew au #oops all mers au #sharkdrew #whalemack

[harringroveera]

AU where Billy and Steve met when they were kids

#harringrove #before billy’s mom ran away #maybe steve’s parents brought him to cali for summer vacation #maybe they met at the beach #maybe just for that one weekend they had fun together #swimming eating ice cream finding seashells or billy teaching steve to surf #and when it’s over steve has to go back and they both cried because they didnt want to part ways #then fast forward years later when steve sees a familiar blond hair blue eyed boy with the same smile he knew years ago #im rambling but maybe he remembers or he forgets about billy #but billy remembers and thats why he keeps teasing steve #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #harringroveera #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringrove textpost #harringrove meme #harringrove edit #harringrove au #harringrove headcanon #harringrove + text posts #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove #harringrove memes #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington

[aha-chuu]

Thinking about fresh faced little 20 year old Neuvillette five hundred or something years ago. All the other dragons are missing or dead so the Hydro Archon (previous) sends him to Zhongli for summer camp on being a dragon. He drinks a lot of osmanthus wine and "summer" lasts for six years. Zhongli gives him one piece of actual advice on scale care then goes on a tirade about how the last Hydro serpent he knew (Osial) was a bitch who stabbed him in the back. Neuvillette gets a complex over it.

Nothing about geo dragons translates over to hydro ones. Zhongli won't let Neuvillette go swimming because "dragons sink in water". A complete lie.

#genshin impact #Neuvillette #zhongli #yes I'm still talking about Neuvillette #is this ship? i considered saying osial was Zhongli's ex #poor baby Neuvillette just wants to go swimming in the harbour #zhongli says he'll get eaten if he does

[phoenixyfriend]

Something something """canon""" age difference, modern AU where Rex actually is a decade younger than Anakin

And for Reasons, 34yo Anakin and 39yo Padme have decided to invite this Hot Young 24yo Who Just Exited The Military into their bed for a quick romp that turns into something of a longterm relationship that is sortakinda sugaring

………….just realized this makes Rex only [checks math] twelve or thirteen years older than the twins.

Which is very funny to me. These tweens are so unimpressed by the GI Bill college guy their parents are wooing. Is this supposed to be their new babysitter? A nanny? Wait, he's your boyfriend??? EW.

Such a weird age difference to have with your sorta stepkids

#rexanidala #rexwalker #anidala #rexidala #captain rex #anakin skywalker #padme anidala #skywalker twins #phoenix talks #modern au #age difference #star wars #the clone wars #Rex was probably medically discharged due to a head injury that required brain surgery (a la chip removal) #I want him to be a college dude. but also he's had a career already. sorta. It got cut short but it was a real contract with the military #but I want people ragging on Anidala for dating 'a college kid' and they keep protesting that he's 24! he's a veteran! he's on the GI Bill! #Rex Fett Is Old Enough To Make His Own Decisions Thank You #Rex is just like. okay then. you folks can have your age discourse I'm gonna go put on some swim trunks and be lifeguard for your 12yo twin #means I can get in their good books by being the adult supervision for the pool time they want to have #while also showing off some Nice Pecs for the hot rich older couple I'm dating

[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

LOOK AT THEM !! LOOK !! THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME !! ONLY 2 EPS ARE OUT BUT I ALREADY WANT 10 MORE SEASON IDC

clark and lois are so sweet already !! and look at their height difference 😭😭 idc height difference always gets me man I eat it up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

#superman #clark kent #dc comics #dc #my adventures with superman #dc superman #superman dc #dc clark kent #lois lane #jimmy olsen #adult swim #i want to eat this clark kent #he's written wonderfully like this guy ?? THAT'S CLARK KENT SUPERMAN RIGHT THERE THAT'S HIM #he's just a sweet little guy okay who loves his friends and famiky and saves kittens out of trees and can be a little shy and and #i love him 😭 sm #and yall dont even get me started on lois and jimmy #i love her (and jimmys) design and her characterization is so good already amd jimmys too #im gonna love the rest of this show sm i just know it #all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams #allidoisliveindaydreams

[askblueandviolet]

macaque, denial is a river in egypt..

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk macaque #monkie kid macaque #blue and violet #the most hilarious thing about this is the fact thay yes Macaque can swim #but even he doesn't know what this means given the context of this ask #do 'I' even know what it means? #lmao no I just thought it would be hilarious if Macaque just blurted this out thinking he was making a point #if you want me to come up with a deep meaning behind this on the spot: #Macaque is indeed in a river of denial but he can swim so he is content and fine #struggling but he can still swim so he isn't too concerned on trying to escape the river #but of course this silly monkey can only swim for so long - just like any other person he will eventually get 'tired' or somewhat #swimming in denial won't get him anywhere #but hey he can still swim so... #eh what am I even saying #this is all bullshit

[wheucto]

what if she was a bluetooth microphone

#wheucto #art #inanimate insanity #ii #ii microphone #ii soap #pickle's technically there. he doesn't do much though or is even clear enough to be seen #ii fan #ii trophy #i refuse to learn how to draw mlp ponies JUST for this comic. #fancomic #i also didnt color soap. mostly bc i just wanted to swim then go to sleep

[hungergamesheadcanons]

Post-revolution Annie just posts random videos of Finnick and their son on the internet and they always go viral because people have only ever seen Finnick as playboy extraordinare and now they see Finnick being a dumbass father who's trying his best and it's very endearing and 90% of the time the camera pans out to an unimpressed Johanna or Katniss and it's great

#the hunger games #finnick odair #katniss everdeen #annie cresta #johanna mason #listen he's trying #he's never done anything like this before #he needs a minute #finnick ringing his mum like “MUM THE BABY IS CRYING ALL NIGHT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG 😭” #“mum he reached for my lobster can he have it” “finnick hes 6 weeks old” #“mum is he meant to be throwing himself off every surface??” “i mean you did so take that as you will” “NOT HELPFUL” #“can i take him swimming yet?? i want to show him the sharks 😁😁” “finnick hes 2 months old ffs” #Annie's just watching the chaos and texting Finnick's mum like “sorry mum dont stress it I got this” #Finnick's mum just sat there like “at least one of you knows wtf is going on” #jokes on her annie just has a million parenting books she flips through to answer her questions before heading to google #annies search history includes 'how old til baby can visit ocean' #'can i make baby food out of anything' #'how to tell my husband that hes doing fine but holding the baby like that is going to send me into a coma'

[charliework16]

don’t swim to europe?

#he just wanted to slay #swimming legend </3 #charlie day #its always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #iasip #the gang goes to the jersey shore

[viktortittiforov]

i've been blossoming alone over you and i hear my heart breaking do you hear it too? i could stare at your back all day. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - my 1st digital drawing in literal years! funny how the last one i did back in 2016 was also viktuuri. still not over them and never want to be<3

anyways summer of mutual pining lessgooo!!! compensating for the beach episode we never got to experience and only saw glimpses of in the ED. but i'll take them crumbs ✨

#YEEEHAAAAW WE LIVIN BOIS #i am nervous and excited abt this #idk i quite like it even though of course my shading skills are still nonexistent so IMPROVISATION IT IS! #though the perspective and angles are probably all wonky but like shush that's artistic intent ok #if you couldn't tell vitya is supposed to be like. staring at yuuri's back and blushing because he love that boy #IT'S NOT NSFW!!! they are TANNING #well vitya is burning slightly #under the sun AND with the love he feels #i mean that second one applies to yuuri also the pining is requited he is also burning with love #probably thinking how blessed he is that he gets to chill with viktor on the beach #crying internally and probably also blushing. we just cannot see it. he is having a moment. gay ass mf (affectionate) #also don't question his swimming trunks. i wanted them colorful #maybe viktor helped him pick them and insisted he wear them #to highlight and accentuate his ehm. assets. #I STILL MAINTAIN THIS IS A COMPLETELY SFW DRAWING #anyways #viktuuri #yuri on ice #yoi #victuuri #katsuki yuuri #viktor nikiforov #victor nikiforov #yuuri katsuki #spooky draws

[faeriescorpio]

i love taking those Percy Jackson "Which Greek God is your Parent" quizzes but I usually get Poseidon and I need to know if I'm a basic bitch so

obviously when the quiz is like "choose: do you like the SEA or the COLD EXPANSE OF DEATH" and its super obvious I pick other options or leave the quiz but when they are actually subtle with the choices, I get fucking Poseidon

also! i did not put Hera or Hestia or Artemis as an option on purpose. Other means im expecting to see like minor gods.

#clearly since the main character is le son of poseidon. im sure we have all at some point wanted him as the quiz result #so im expecting to learn that im a basic bitch #however i really do love swimming and the ocean and shit #and there was a huge earthquake when i was born #and my mom did that whole I Lived By The Sea When I Met Your Father And Then When You Were Born I Moved Away From The Sea shit. #just like sally 😭 and i had no memory of my bio father for YEARS #so reading percy jackson was like. insane to my brain. i did meet my bio dad this year tho. at the age of 20. and he is in fact a mortal #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #zeus #poseidon #hades #apollo #demeter #pjo hoo toa #poll #polls #tumblr polls

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ Settling In… ]

Part 5.75 of 6 🌹

@duusheen

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 challenge #ts4 story #ts4 bachelor challenge #sim: daniel #;kmik #keaton stratton by duusheen #|| #he is SO PRECIOUS 😭 #he genuinely got tense and went to go swim in the pool to clear his head #but it started snowing so i fiddled with him just taking a moment for himself #its a lot!!! he’s been living a quiet life relatively so far #so to be around so many people and cameras it must be unnerving fhdh #he’s just like HWOO OKAY… DID DAN EVEN WANT ME THE FIRST TIME THIS IS A LOT #dan is VERY smitten by him though he finds the guy extremely attractive and gets a #‘breathtaking encounter’ moodlet every time they speak fhdhd

[websurfshark]

guys do NOT take them to the beach worst mistake of my life

#red vs blue #rvb #richard simmons #dexter grif #grimmons #websurfshark #simmons sunburns easily (just like me) #worst honeymoon ever #grif canonically cannot swim LOL #grif the tsunami……… #donut was there too he was buried in the sand with a mermaid tail #they did NOT want donut to come #he forced his way there anyway #sighh they’re so t4t

[ichthyorelationships]

an idea i invite anyone else to write about / run with lol....

the premise that The Change gets all messed up for alberto, say it's something that can happen from stress, &/or happens rarely and you just have to wait for it to resolve itself....used as some parallel to struggling through some emotional turbulence / upheaval / questioning / Realizing Things, etc etc

#luca 2021 #pixar luca #alberto scorfano #another idea i've failed to write for & so invite anyone else to run with: ciao alberto but what if he peaces out by swimming off lol #ends up in a coastal town maybe an hour's swim from genoa. but not Getting In Touch w/anyone for a while b/c plausibly he thinks that #giulia may not be a fan of him now by extension; just being too embarrassed asf to reach out to luca kinda lol....luca off doing his own #thing just fine & alberto not wanting to write him now like b/c i Ruined Everything again ahaha.... #and by ''not in touch w/anyone for a while'' who knows. months; a few years even....might stumble across news of him b/c like. #say more sea folk are coming to land / more humans know abt them & not many places are as [harpoon]ly from the start anyways #portorosso exceptional in that way....maybe where alberto settles down they're like legendary but also considered Good Luck anyways lol. #anyways like some people know of him who might; say; swim down to portorosso. have their own teen who knows a teen who mostly lives on land #most convenient re sparking [wow could they mean Our alberto] if he doesn't go so far as to take up an alias lol. but why would he.... #that difference in that massimo might figure that however alberto was surviving before; he could continue to do so now; but even though tha #is some comfort it's still Not Actually Enough....feeling way more Parentally towards alberto than his biological dad like that; obv #and anyways re: this [The Change gets messed up] idea it's more of an inconvenience lol but one that could still have some significance #like if he first finds out the issue exists via hopping right into the ocean; failing to change forms; never being human form'd in water b4 #thee worst....crash intro course to the experience of drowning. observation of How Humans Swim / being able to grab any part of the boat... #and besides That unpleasantness it's like; hey. where's my nonhuman form at #or; of course; being in sea form even while dry....especially if he's still dealing with Nonsense on land. which is presumed. #&/or if there's an upswing in nonsense b/c of Other ways you're Othered...ofc we can consider like; tfw you're a gay fish & maybe that's no #something that on its own would be like Aah until it's like well a) i kinda wanna do things that would make this Visible and b) i've learne #that humans also Have Issues about this kind of thing.... #appropriately my tablet was also all thrown off. no pressure sensitivity; input sensitivity overall was rough #but i would've had to restart my laptop about it lol like eh i'll just work around it

[jacksoldsideblog]

if fight club had an animal mascot and it was the narrator he would be a pufferfish because they look cute and useless except sometimes they commit grievous bodily harm/murder just because they feel like it

#fight club #i knew one once that took a bite out of a large fish #didnt kill it #it was swimming around to its death because it was missing a third of its body #the puffer was well fed #it just. felt like it #wanted to destroy something beautiful #etc #i realize it doesnt make sense to have the fight club mascot bit but to me its important #the narrator is like their mascot okay he just isnt aware of that