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#hes a lil confused but hes gonna try not to move anyway
thatonechocogirl · 4 months
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cool bug bear facts:
they make purr like sounds whenever they feel loved and safe :>
its mostly typical for bear cubs to make these sounds but adult bears do them too, just with a lower pitch :]
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tadpoleteef · 2 months
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gamer girl 👾
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18+ MINORS DNI
word count: 1.5k
pairing: austin x female!reader
warnings: SMUT, oral (m receiving), lil fem dom???, unprotected sex
summary: austin’s playing video games with friends and isn’t paying attention to you. long story short you end up trying to dom him which obvi doesn’t go far and then you ride him in his gaming chair yassssss.
a/n: hiii so i’ve been reading fan fiction for years and i’ve always wanted to write it. i wrote an austin butler one shot like 2 years ago, posted it, but it was just awful so i deleted it. then i had a the summer i turned pretty phase, and wrote a one shot about jeremiah fisher confessing his love to you. this story was also deleted because of how just awful it was. anyway, i think my writing has gotten a little better soooo here’s a little smut one shot for ya.
꒦꒷♡꒷꒦
it was around 8pm on a saturday night, and you and austin were at home, spending the rest of your night in your little apartment. you were sitting on your bed in a short white lace nightgown, scrolling through instagram. austin was across the room sitting at his desk, playing a game on his xbox. he had been playing for a little while now, screaming at his friends into the microphone and raging everytime he had to redo the level.
getting a little tired of his lack of attention, you put your phone down and walked over to where he was sitting. you stood behind him, rubbing his shoulders gently. he relaxed into your touch, leaning back into the chair with his eyes still locked on the screen in front of him. you leaned down to his ear and whispered,
“are you having fun, handsomel?”
it took him a second to respond, so you tapped his shoulder lightly which made him look back at you then back at the screen.
“uh- what? oh yeah im fine sorry im about to die”
right when he said that the tv went black and the words “game over” illuminated the screen. you could hear his friends complaining through the microphone. he threw the controller down on the game, rubbing his eyebrows and letting out a sigh.
you giggled a little bit, it was funny to see a grown man get so upset over a video game. “it's okay love, just try again” you spoke. he turned around with a stern look, “i can’t just fuckin’ try again, it’s gonna take me hours to redo all this.”
you were a little taken back by his harsh tone, so you took your hands off his shoulders and rolled your eyes, annoyed that the game was getting more attention than you. you layed back on the bed staring at the ceiling. you weren’t upset that austin was choosing his game over you right now, i mean he worked practically everyday so he needed a break sometimes, you were just craving him. jeez, when were you not? you wanted his touch, his lips on yours and his domination. you wanted him right now and that was the only thing going through your mind. acting on your thoughts you walked over again but this time you stood in front of him, between him and the desk.
“baby- could you please move?” he moved his head to the left and right trying to see around your waist. you stepped closer and put your legs through the arm holes of the chair, lowering yourself onto his waist. you were now facing him, your chests together as he looked at the screen with a confused, mad look. He kissed your cheek then laid his chin on your shoulder, pressing down the buttons on the controller. you smirked knowing he had no idea what was about to come.
you started off light, moving your hips back and forth. you weren’t sure if he knew you were even moving so you applied some more pressure, fully sitting on his dick. “guys over there ov-” he stopped mid sentence. with your smirk growing bigger, you went faster, now basically dry humping him. he switched the mic setting so it was on mute and questioned “what are you doing?”
you looked at him and took off the straps of your nightgown, letting it fall down to your waist, showing off your matching white undergarments. he looked at you up and down, drinking in your figure. you had him wrapped around your finger.
you bent down to is ear and whispered, “you’re gonna sit still and act normal while i take your dick, sound good?” you cocked your head to the side, awaiting his response. he looked up at you with a shocked expression, coming from your dominance toward him. “i like it when you’re bossy.” he squeezed your thigh. “and you didn’t answer my question.” you added to his compliment. he gave you the ‘let’s see what you got look,’ and you knew you had the okay. you took a little less pressure off his waist so he could pull down his sweatpants, boxers following.
you sat down so his member was resting, hard, against your stomach. you looked away from his piercing eyes and spat onto the tip, slowly taking your thumb and spreading it around. he bit his lip and closed his eyes for a split second taking in the feeling. he snapped out of his trance quickly when his friends started yelling at him for his inactivity.
he went to respond but you stroked his cock slowly and he but his lip to hide back a moan and put the mic on mute again. you bit the inside of your cheek trying not to smile after seeing how much pleasure he was receiving. he let out a low groan when you cupped his balls slowly. you stopped your hands, looking at him. he quickly mouthed “sorry” as he disobeyed you. “not one noise from you” he nodded and you stroked him again.
after a few minutes of austin holding back moans, you could tell he was close, he was barely even focusing on the game anymore, mostly on the way your fingers gently warmed his cock. you stopped and stood up moving your panties to the side. he furrowed his eyebrows, needing more of your touch.
“how bad do you want it?” you rubbed your clit slowly in front of him. he looked down at your hand then back up at you. “really really bad” he took one hand off his controller and grabbed your waist. you switched the settings so the mic was now on and got close to it, “hi boys, austins not feeling to well, gonna let him get some rest.”
after you finished your sentence austin said bye then immediately smashed his lips into yours. the kiss was sloppy but deep, both just focusing on grabbing whatever skin you could. he pulled away and rubbed the tip against your clit gently. you sucked in a breath, knowing that meant he wanted you now. you moved forward a little more and slowly sat down. you two had just had sex two days ago but every time he first entered you, it was like you were a virgin all over again. he was without a doubt big, stretching you out as you finally sat all the way down on his cock. you moaned and let your head fall back.
wanting more, you moved your hips back and forth, placing your hands on his chest. “does that feel good angel?” he questioned, blue eyes staring into yours. “yes, oh yes” you started to go faster, austin saw your need and started fucking up into you. at the angle you two were sitting at, he was hitting your g spot with the first thrust. your moans turned into screams as he hammered into you.
“oh my god aus that's so good” you moaned and he smirked and then faster, the room becoming hotter by the second. he took one of your hands and pressed it against your stomach hard. you could feel his dick going in and out of you. “you feel my big my dick fucking your pretty pussy? gonna put a fuckin’ baby you mama”
his words brought you over the edge, and he could tell you were about to cum. he circled your clit with his fingers taking one last glance at your gorgeous body being destroyed before you cried out a moan. your orgasm sent a hot flash through your whole body. your legs were shaking and your heart was racing. without even thinking you got off austin and got on your knees in front of him, trying to help him out.
he laughed, “such a good girl helping me out” he made a makeshift ponytail with your hair and was forcing your head down. the sounds coming out of your mouth were erotic. girks and glugs filled the room and you could feel tears streaming down your face. his dick started to twitch in your mouth and you grabbed his balls again. you felt the warm cum coat your throat before you tasted it. you swallowed and took your head off him, sitting back onto your calves.
he leaned forward into the chair, grabbing your chin and making you look up at him. He had never seen anything more sexy. your hair was all frizzy, mascara running down your face onto your neck, and a mix of his cum and spit spilling down your lip. He wiped it off with his thumb and then placed it in your mouth and you sucked the mixture off.
“you really thought you could dominate me?” he laughed and helped you up, sitting you down on the bed.
“hey, i had you for like the first 10 minutes” you responded smilining.
he wiped you up, got you all clean, and took you to bed. you two ended the night off by having multiple little tickle fights, and arguing over which board game you should play next weekend. right before you drifted off you heard austin's voice softly say.
“I will admit, domination by y/n y/l/n is something we should do more often.” his words took you by surprise, but you smirked and snuggled closer to him.
yep, wrapped around your finger
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iwanty0uu · 9 months
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★ THE HICKEY PRANK ★
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You scrolled through Tik Tok mindlessly on FaceTime with your best friend Saylem in silence, until she broke it.
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 “Nahh what this bitch said she got eczema” she laughed, trying her best to catch her breathe. “Send” you replied smiling, feeling the vibration of your phone in your hand while pressing the message in your inbox. “Get out, how am I making you cry you literally have a hickey on your neck!” The boy with blue sweat pants said, “What do you mean like it’s literally my eczema..” you paused the Tik Tok now screaming and laughing. “NOOO BRO BECAUSE SHE THINK SHE SLICK OH EM GEE THATS A GOOD ONE.” tears now leaking out of your eyes, “wait bitch” you sighed “Imma *gasp* do that to mine and see how he react” The idea made your eyes brighten, “Bitch you smiling like the Grinch right now stop” Saylem said laughing.
 “ Girl I can’t wait, but anyways toodles I have a prank to set up.” “Mwah later boo” she replied hanging up, it was currently 4:56 and your boyfriend came home from work in less than an hour, so you ran to get your vlog camera that sat cutely in it’s red case and began recording. The curls of your lace front bounced while you ran to the kitchen, your orange victoria secret fluffy sweater and shorts set hugged your body, protecting you from the air conditioner. It was hotter than the devil’s ass crack outside, so you knew your boyfriend Eren would be hot and irritated until he took his shower. You pressed record and backed up, “alrighty.. 3..2..1.. HI LAB RATS, welcome back or to my laboratory you already know Y/n the Scientist in this bitch okay so” you interrupted yourself while giggling, covering your hand over your mouth and cackling a bit harder.
 “Ahhhh my bad y’all okay so boom today ima do a prank on my lil boo thang and it’s gonna be this hickey prank, so me and my homegirl Saylem was on the phone and I was telling her.. and then she was tellin me.. hold on lemme remember the conversation.” You paused running to get your phone. “Alright imma show you the tik tok,” laughter escaped at the idea of your boyfriend’s attitude, but you needed to move fast since time did everything but slow down. “Okay im going to be using the Fenty Beauty eyeshadow for a darker effect and then im going to throw on some of this Morphy blush and then put some powder and setting spray because i need this shit to last for real.” You ran to your desk, rummaging through your makeup bag. 
Finally you finished and checked yourself out in your hand mirror, then..the front door unlocked. Eyes widening, you cursed yourself for not setting up the camera, but you had an idea “okay guys” you whispered quickly, Eren called your name, and you heard the confusion in his voice since you weren’t there like usual to greet him. “fuck fuck, imma put yall in my dresser drawer and imma flick the collar of my sweater up, and hide it until he get out the shower, while he in there im gonna set yall up in the kitchen mkay bye.” Basically throwing the camera in the drawer, you did as you said you would and greeted your man at the front door. “Hey baby love!” you chirped as he kissed your cheeks, then forehead, then lips, “whats goin on gorgeous” he smiled, you missed him, and prank aside you did feel a little bad for the headache you were about to bring on his pretty little head. 
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His bun was messy, chains hanging low on his white tee, he had on some simple black shorts, and his  white nike socks rested above his black cats. “Boy you smell like outside..awww my poor baby sweating go wash up” you said kissing his lips, wiping the sweat off his forehead. He placed his pouch on the kitchen counter and nodded, making his way to the bathroom and grabbing a towel on the way there, you listened for the bathroom door and when it closed, you grabbed the camera, ran to the kitchen and set it up in between your red blender, red candle, and red toaster. “Camouflage” you whispered. Maybe the matching appliances wasn’t such a bad idea. After about 20 minutes, Eren came out with a towel over his shoulder, in some grey sweatpants. 
“Boy where are your drawls..” you asked looking up from your phone, you nearly forgot you were on camera. His white teeth showed as he smirked, walking closer to you, lifting your chin up to kiss him. “FUCK THE PRANK IS IN EFFECT” your thoughts were so loud, you felt as if he could hear them, and his sudden halt made your heart drop to your ankles. “Y/n L/n I know that this isn’t a hickey. You are on your period, and your head isn’t big enough to suck on your own neck when your fingering yourself.” “NIGGA?” you sucked your teeth at his remark “man move around, and I dont even touch my private areas..” you said getting fake mad. “Girl you think I can’t hear you in the shower.. and fuck you mad for stop playin wit me I know this shit is make u-“ he said trying to wipe the makeup off with his hand. 
His eyebrows furrowed and looked at you, “babe stop it’s hurting I rubbed my neck too hard in the shower with that exfoliating rag i be using with my African black soap, but my skin smooth and you love that shit” you said in an attempt to butter him up. “Girl bye there’s no way that’s from a fuckin rag” he said now getting serious, “the fuck u been doing all day?” he asked, damn your act could have won you a grammy, but pause.. The fuck is his issue for real? “Wait nigga u think im cheating on you?” you asked getting up, moving his hand away from your neck “Yo I never not one time said that you was, but nah for real what you was doing all day that made you get so defensive?” This joke was no longer a lil jokey joke.. he really thought you would cheat on him for real? I mean in his defense that’s the point of the prank but unless he was pranking you on your own prank, there shouldn’t even be a “if” or “but” leaving his mouth.
 “I was waiting on your ass to get home thats what I was doing” you said rolling your eyes, walking closer to the camera to catch his reaction. “ Eren is a smart boy, so he had you fucked up when he was trailing your ass, actually thinking you did sum. “Nah bro don’t play dumb wit me now the fuck was you doin? The mark is fresh , do I play with you like that Y/n?”  you turned to face him and you decided to play along, just for the camera… “So what if I was doing something, whatcha gonna do about it huh?” you asked crossing your arms over your chest. You gave him some of his least favorite sass, the same bratty attitude he always tried to control but to be honest, no amount of sex would let your mouth stop running, so he was always careful when it came to handling you. “Watch where you throwing that damn attitude. I am not a wide receiver so trust and believe I will throw it right back to your ass. 
When you’re speaking to me, lower your tone.” his hands slid into his pockets. His ass is so sassy like this not-so-nigga wanna be a girl so fucking bad. However, the bulge in his sweats caught your attention..”He don’t got a roll of quarters in his pocket, so I don’t know what the fuck is lookin at me through his pants,” you said to yourself. This was when the realization that the video was boutta turn into a movie..ya know..the ones you get viruses from! “Okay Eren Yeager my deepest apologies,” you said smiling, rubbing your hands together like a teacher during a parent conference. Pointing your hand towards the red camera, his head followed,” My baby boo boo bear sweet cheeks vanilla muffin thick dick baby boy it is indeed a prank” you grabbed the camera quickly and ran for your life. 
Eren didn’t lie about being a wide receiver but damn his ass ran fast, your final words to your audience was “HELP!” as you locked yourself into the bathroom, turning the camera off. “Baby I just wanna talk! Open the fuck up.” Eren knocked on the door, then slid his fingers under the bottom trying to get you, “Nah Gang baby not in here” you put on your manly voice trying not to laugh. The door knob stopped jiggling, but you heard a key enter the door knob and you had no choice but to hide in the cupboards under the sink. “Y/nnnnn where are you…” he asked, “Are you..here?” he said opening the shower curtain to reveal nothing, “I know your little gremlin ass can’t fit in the toilet, your forehead make the toilet seat stand up. His ass so fucking annoying.
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 “Alright n/n you win..”, but then the doors to the cupboard flew open, and your ass so happened to be dragged out. The camera remained in the bathroom but you two were actually boutta make a film of your own, “you finna handle my ass aren’t you bae” you sighed in defeat, “Mhm” he replied before you could even finish, “You tryna make fake ones Imma give you some that you won’t be able to hide”……
If you didn’t already, click on the fuckin red words neow.
OKAY GUYSSSSSS I hope you guys liked this one!!! This was a request from @katsaresokool and like I fell in love with the concept!! Also I won’t be uploading as much cuz classes start next week, but I’m lurkin and watching. Always. ~ 𝓁ℯ𝓁ℯ!
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sinsandsweetness · 10 months
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Bby I’m in need of some fluff.
Reader who’s a cat lover and wants to bring a cat home with them to Alexandria and Rickyl, Daryl doesn’t want the cat but Ricks like “let’s let her have the cat what harm would it do”
Lol anyways they definitely let her have the cat
Daryl definitely warms up to the cat too.
(this is too fucking cute)
You swallow hard as Rick reaches for the front door, simultaneously nudging you forward.
“C-can you tell him?” You ask softly. Rick can only shake his head and chuckle as the two of you walk into the house.
“Nuhuh, baby. You’re the one that wanted ‘em, so you gotta be the one to tell him.”
Rick gives Daryl a hug upon seeing him. You would, but your hands are a little full.
“What’s that?” He asks. Brows furrowed into a confused scowl.
“You gotta promise not to get mad. And- promise we’re not gonna like… eat them or anything.” His perplexed look deepens and you become even more nervous. Nervous that he’ll tell you to go put them back where you found them.
“Baby, what’s in the box?” He repeats his question. Definitely more concerned about the contents now.
“The mama didn’t make it,” you explain, setting the shoe box down on the counter. Hushed little “meow”s coming from the cracked open lid.
“No.”
“You haven’t even seen them, Dare,” you whine. Already rejecting the prospect of such adorable kittens.
“Not happening.”
“Told you he’d be like this,” Rick chimes in, leaned against the counter. Cheeky little grin splayed on his face.
“Like what?” Daryl seems defensive. Momentarily distracted by Rick while you open the shoebox and grab the cutest one. All black fluff with big yellow eyes. By far the cutest of the 5.
“All grouchy ‘n shit. You’re never any fun anymore.” You complain, holding the kitten out in front of you.
Daryl’s scowl only deepens.
“C’mon, Dare. How can you say no to this lil face?” You pout your lips and hold the kitty beside your face. Trying your best to guilt him into letting them stay.
“…”
“Please,” you try one last time, giving him the biggest puppy dog eyes you can possibly manage.
“One. You can keep one. The rest need to go.” Fuck yeah!
You breath out a sigh of relief. Handing him the kitten, which he definitely didn’t want to hold. But as soon as it cuddled up where he held it against his chest, it started purring. Begging to be loved. And that must have tugged a heart string.
“I’ll ask around if anyone wants the rest.” You tell him over your shoulder, already making your way out of the door with the shoebox. 4 little kittens cuddled up and ready for some new homes.
And when you get back, empty handed and feeling satisfied, Daryl is asleep on the couch, with soft snores leaving his lips. The kitten cuddled up on his chest and purring away. The two of them looking like a damn match made in heaven.
Rick has an ankle crossed over his knee, lounging back to read a book in his armchair. You walk over and plop yourself into his lap, squirming around until the two of you are comfy. His hand snaking around your waist, as his eyes move along the lines of the page.
You lean into his ear and kiss his neck gently, earning a sweet little sigh from the man. You whisper softly, trying not to wake up the other man,
“Told you he’d warm up to it.”
And all Rick can do is smile and roll his eyes.
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gabessquishytum · 6 months
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No sex-ed Dream our beloved 😁 how about the reverse of that last ask? Dream was told as a child that only married couples have babies, and growing up somehow completely missed any evidence to refute that. Even when he later (barely) learns about sex, by the time he’s in college he pretty firmly thinks it’s sex + marriage = babies. He still wanted his first time to be special though, so he’s still a virgin until he starts sleeping with Hob.
When Dream starts having pregnancy symptoms, he simply assumes he caught a bad flu or something. At some point Hob hesitantly brings up the possibility of pregnancy, but Dream just rolls his eyes and says something like that’s impossible, or that he’s pretty sure he would’ve noticed if he was pregnant.
What he’s thinking is “It’s impossible obviously bc we’re not married, and I’m pretty sure I would’ve noticed if we had gotten married, very funny Hob (actually that sounds lovely, but we should probably wait until after graduation)”.
What Hob hears is either “that’s impossible” as in Dream can’t have kids (a bit of a disappointment, but there’s always adoption), or “I would’ve noticed” as in Dream has already checked and confirmed he’s not, maybe he already took a test and it came back negative or he’s on his period, so Hob lets it go, and the nausea quickly goes away anyway and they move on in blissful ignorance (btw if Dream is like me he’s really really bad at tracking his cycles, so he doesn’t even notice that he’s missed a couple months (I’m so bad, if I ever get pregnant missing my period is not how I’m gonna find out 😅)).
If possible for maximum comedy I’d try to keep Dream in denial up until the birth, but Hob will probably bring the subject back up a little more forcefully when Dream starts showing. At first it could be dismissed as a little weight gain (and that’s what Dream definitely thinks it is), but at a certain point it’s clear that that’s a baby bump, it’s literally a baby bump, Dream do you have something you’d like to share???
They finally sit down and clear everything up, then they can both have a little freak out as a treat, that Dream is pregnant, they’re gonna be dads, holy shit they are so behind they need to schedule all the appointments yesterday.
-🪽anon
My love for this au never ends!!!! And I do have a huge soft spot for a Dream who is very obviously pregnant and very much in denial about it. Maybe he insists that Hob has just been feeding him too well! And Hob is staring at the very round very obvious bump (which occasionally ripples as the baby begins to move around and throw punches). Admittedly he likes to keep Dream eating plenty of nutritious meals, but his lasagnes definitely didn't do THAT.
I think deep, deep down Dream knows that he's having a baby, but he's very scared and kind of hoping the whole situation will go away if he ignores it. He still doesn't know HOW he got into this mess. Did him and Hob get married with out realising it? Dream is so confused and anxious and he wants a nine month nap and a hug. Instead he gets a baby (and a boyfriend who loves him very much and is who is NOT going to put his dick inside Dream without a condom for a very, very long time).
Nevertheless, the expectant parents are very very excited!!!! Hob is telling everyone he knows that his boyfriend is pregnant!!!! He's got a lil miracle in his belly!!!! Hob’s gonna be a daddy for real!!!! And Dream pulls off the most beautiful, iconic, celebratory trans pregnancy to the point where the entire campus is invested, and bigots everywhere are drowning in ire and envy.
It's especially nice that their baby, aged around 18 months, gets to be the guest of honour when they do get married. Dream and Hob get a night off from parenting their little one and have a very raunchy consummation of their marriage in their hotel room........ where Dream suggests that now they're actually married, maybe it's time to try for another baby?
Hob takes great pleasure in chucking the condoms out into the corridor. Time to make a baby with his HUSBAND <3
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d4adf4iry · 1 year
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“Mr Kennedy”
(Smut warning 18+, degradation, office au, quickie, secretary, oral, p in v.)
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your hand rested on the storage self in the closet that y’all were in, it squeaking ever so lightly with the thrust of Leon. His hand was over your mouth to keep your moans from overflowing out of you. If someone were to walk in you didn’t know what to do, you were quite literally fucking the cop that helped the president in the goddamn storage closet. But little did you know he was good at what he was doing. “Shhh baby I know” Leon whispered in your ear as he made his way to your neck his thrusts getting deeper. You moaned slightly. He stopped thrusting into you and you were confused by the lack of warmth that washed over you. “Wha” your words cut off to Leon moving in between your thighs, kissing them up to your sensitive clit. His hot breath fanned over your pussy as he dipped down into it, his tounge licking your lips. “Oh fuck” you panted your legs were shaking already. God damn Leon he knew how to tease you and this wasn’t the first time either. “Look at you already shaken up and I just pleased you ever so slightly” his voice slightly muffled between your thighs, he grabbed your right thigh pressing you down so he could have more access to you. “Fuck I can never get enough of you,your to intoxicating” he started sucking your clit relentlessly as if has never tasted you before. You felt you legs get weaker as you had to hold yourself up on his shoulder and the rack behind you. You big your knuckles are to try and not make too much noise. His fingers found that entrance as he fucked you like so. His fingers going in and out and licking and sucking your senstive bud. “Oh fuck fuck Leon I think I’m gonna cum Jesus” after you said that you came on his fingers. Heavy breathing was all was heard after your orgasm. “I’m not done with you yet, turn around.” You had no room to argue you liked seeing him like this he rarely showed his dominating side. You faced the shelf behind you. He got behind you and started thrusting himself inside you stretching you out. “You like my cock don’t you, you fucking slut.” your back arched in pleasure as he grabbed a fistful of your hair. “Y-yes” you moaned out. He felt his back pressed up against yours. You cupped your breasts as they bounced with ever movement he made. I liked doing these with him it was scandalous and someone could walk in at any second you both liked the thrill. “Leon I want you please” you panted. He groaned at your words. Your hand came down to your bud as you rubbed it getting extra overstimulated. He started whimpering as it felt like he was close. He pulled out and you got on your knees waiting for him to come. After he came you sucked his cock as your cheeks hollowed. He ran his hand down his face and his chest was moving up and down. He pulled your hair pushing you more into his cock. You gagged at his length he quickly came in your mouth again. After you guys were done you cleaned yourself up you made sure you looked appropriately. You fixed your striped skirt and he fixed his police gear. “Thank you Mr.Kennedy” you smirked as you walked out the storage closet.
(This one was kinda short since it was a “quickie” I guess LMAO anyways hope y’all enjoy <3)
Ps. I think I missed a few warning in the top 🧍🏽‍♀️
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sirenlulls · 1 year
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spin the bottle → grease: rise of the pink ladies preferences
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summary — spin the bottle is all fun and games until your crush moves to spin...
written for this request
characters — jane, olivia, cynthia, richie, gil, potato
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JANE FACCIANO
. poor girl didn't want to play to begin with but ESPECIALLY not now
. she looks so nervous when it's your turn and nobody knows why 😭 they're like, ".....you good, girl?" and she's like, "YEAH! great! perfect, even!" okay girl....
. i feel like it would be the worst for her if your spin landed on a t-bird because even if you've showed no prior interest to them she'd be like "oh but they're friends i can see them together :("
. overdramatic girlie can't see the way you're looking at her like you wanted the bottle to land on her instead
. definitely looked away when you kissed the guy
. not in a way to gain attention or anything, probably just 'fixing' her nails or something
. would definitely interrogate you later on in the night — "so.... how was the kiss? do you like him? do you love him? was it good?"
. kiss her to shut her up and things will be perfect
OLIVIA VALDOVINOS
. she's not used to being a jealous person so she's very confused and a bit overwhelmed when it's your turn to spin and she feels like throwing the bottle at somebody's head
. she'd feel bad for you too because she can feel your anxiety 😭
. poor babygirl just wants to pick you up and take you on a nice lil date
. would give the guy your bottle lands on such a death stare
. ESPECIALLY IF ITS RICHIE
. to be fair neither you or richie want to kiss eachother with him liking jane and you liking his sister 💀
. but you guys are close friends anyway so the little peck isn't awkward between you
. someone would probs be like "too short, doesn't count!" but shut up really quick when richie gives them a look
. put your pinkie over olivias when you got back to sit with her and everything will be okay 😊
CYNTHIA ZDUNOWSKI
. lowkey sour even though she's the one who suggested the game in the first place 😭
. it didn't really register to her that you'd have to spin too until it was your turn
. "you don't have to if you don't want to." said to you and someone else in the circle yelling back that she forced them to spin 💀
. you're her exception xo
. but you spun anyway so she was already in a mood and it only got worse when it landed directly on some guy in your english class who was visibly in love with you
. she's definitely scoffing and rolling her eyes. gets such a strange look from nancy
. you can feel the tension radiating from cynthia and you don't even really like the guy (bless his heart) so it's a quick little 5 second peck and a smile from you and then it's over
. she's 100% got a little smug smile when the guy clearly wanted to kiss you for longer, but you pulled away
. gets suspiciously more clingy with you for the rest of the night, but if anyone says anything about it, she's like, "im drunk shhhhhhh" and she's had, like, one beer 🧍‍♀️
RICHIE VALDOVINOS
. he did not want to play. like at all.
. because he knew that a) he'd probably have to kiss someone else and because he's not a little boy, he knows that trying to make you like him by making you jealous isn't gonna work, and b) he'd probably have to see you kiss someone else. absolutely not
. it would be his worst nightmare if your spin landed on a soc
. he would be in a mood for the rest of the night
. or at least until his spin where he got lucky and landed on you
. a smug little side eye to the soc you kissed as he goes closer to you
. pink ladies and t-birds rolling their eyes like "finally 🥱🙄"
. truly sick and tired of the tension between you two
. the soc you kissed looking so uncomfortable because with him it was a stiff little peck and you're fully gripping richie's face 💀
. he likes the game now <3
. drove you home after the party for the chance to kiss you again
. ended up staying the night xx
GIL RIZZO
. easily the best at hiding how much he hates it
. but rest assured, no matter how chill and fun-loving he looks, he is enraged when your spin lands on one of your thespian friends
. poor baby doesn't know that it's really funny for you both because the guy is gay 😭
. so when he sees you kiss him with no tension and a smile on your face he's like "oh......"
. but you keep looking at him and smiling?? he's so confused??
. maybe he's not as good at hiding his longing as he thought...
. he definitely wasn't.
. you saw the death stares and scowls
. you were fed up!!
. like stop being a brooding baby and kiss me already!!! please!!!!
. he will eventually xx
. he definitely tried to kiss you after the game but you guys got cockblocked by jane accidentally because she burst into the room you two were in because she needed to talk to you
. jane facciano, the hot girl mood killer xoxo
. some other night maybe 💔
POTATO
. he played purely for the chance to kiss you
. so when the bottle landed directly between him and a guy who openly liked you, he was fully prepared to see you kiss the other guy
. but then you tapped his hand and suddenly you were right in front of him and he was trying (and failing) to hide how excited he was
. longer than any of the other kisses
. wolf whistles left right and centre
. very blushy very awkward very cute
. a small little "that was nice" that only you could hear when you pulled away
. ego boosted fr but trying to not look like an asshole
. definitely went with you to the kitchen after the game and you two talked about it and you gave him another little kiss <3
. nancy and cynthia walked in on you while they were trying to get some drinks and immediately ran off to tell the pink ladies and t-birds
. getting hard-core interrogated by the two gangs on the way out and he's a smiley little mess beside you and you're like "yeah he's my silly little bf now <3"
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cupid-styles · 7 months
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Oh I am SO ready for nerdrry!!! I’ve been craving for a good nerdrry fic and I so excited to read!
ok so I don't have any one-shots or series planned for nerdrry BUT I didn't want to leave u hanging so I wrote a lil blurb!!! I hope you enjoy :)
word count: 486
content warnings: spicy but no smut !
. . .
"I'm really bad at this."
Harry snorts from beside Y/N. He's been patiently attempting to teach her how to play the new Legend of Zelda video game, but clearly she wasn't exaggerating when she said that the only game she's familiar with is Mario Kart.
(Harry doesn't judge her for that. It's just funny watching her accidentally throw her character off the side of a mountain over and over again, breathy gasps leaving her mouth in surprise every time. It always manages to make him laugh.)
"It's not an easy game," he tries to reassure her, stomach twisting as he glances over to see a pout on her face. "Don't feel bad about it. It's been taking me ages to play."
"You're just saying that." she mumbles, groaning out as her character dies again. "Okay! I'm done! I'm over it!"
Harry lets out a laugh as she stands from the couch and leans over the coffee table to grab another slice of pizza. He can't help it when his breath hitches in his throat at the sight of her bent over in a pair of leggings. He instantly feels bad about it — she probably wore them over to his place because they had plans to chill on a Friday night, and she wanted to be comfortable — but he couldn't help his attraction to her. He's been crushing on her ever since she asked him to borrow a pen on the first day of classes.
"Do you want it?"
Panicked, he tears his eyes away from where they'd zoned out on the floor, his eyebrows shooting up to look back over at her.
"W-what?"
"The last slice," Y/N replies with a confused expression, "There's one left. Did you want it?"
"Oh. No, you can have it. I'm good."
"I'm fine," she says as she nibbles on the crust of the piece currently in her hands, "Besides, I wanna go down on you, and I don't wanna be too full."
Harry's eyes widen and he chokes on his own saliva, making Y/N giggle.
"Sorry?" he asks, wondering if he heard her wrong.
"You didn't think I came over to play video games all night, did you?" she smirks, setting her plate down on the table. "I know you were just staring at my ass anyway. You're not as smooth as you think."
"I— I wasn't trying— that's not—"
"I know," she coos, leaning over to press her palm to his knee. She glances up at him through long eyelashes, wordlessly wondering if this is okay. He swallows harshly, his throat bobbing as he nods once. "I like you, Harry. And I've been drooling over the thought of your cock for months. Took you long enough to ask me to hang out."
"Fuck," Harry groans, his eyes fluttering shut as her touch moves up to his thigh and migrates to his waist, thumbing at the waistband of his sweats, "Fuck, you're gonna kill me."
"Mm, that's kind of the idea, babe."
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that-one-xachster · 10 days
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JJK but Dazai's the new teacher Hcs (ADA)
I'm a sucker for crossovers so- also dazai shenanigans trigger warning y'all bsd fans yk
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how did this even happen bro
oookayyyyyy lets say yaga and fukuzawa were besties <3
GOSSIP BESTIES
and once fukuzawa was complaining about his subordinates bc cmon give the 45 year old baby a break
and yaga was like
"I will grant you peace my child"
"you're younger than me"
"idgaf"
"anyway can I steal one of your subordinates for a bit :)"
"SJKDFHADKSJ YES PLEASE"
and thats how ma man dazai got roped into this
so fukuzawa was like
*deeeeeeep breathhhhhhhh*
"dazai I'm disowning you."
/J /J LMFAOOOOO
he was just like dazai get your ass to jujutsu tech you're gonna be a new teacher there
"but I don't have a teaching license"
"you've committed over 500 crimes what can illegal teaching do"
"true"
so whoopee dazai's now in jujutsu tech
hes still in his detective clothes though
but if ya want him in jjt uniform then sure
the way shoko visibly deflates when she realizes she's getting a gojo 2.0
megumi joins her
nobara doesn't care she just hopes he's a good teacher and not utter shit
I feel like maki and Inumaki would join her on this
Yuta would be the ball of sunshine he is like 😇
panda's being panda
AND NOW YUJI'S EXCITED AF BC ANOTHER GOJO-SENSEI? LETS FREAKING GO
okay dazai makes it there
no gifts sadly he was rich in the mafia but not anymore he's broke
and kunikida aint here for a wallet stealing mission
he soon found a kunikida 2.0 though (na-na-na-na-na-na-min)
so obvi everyone wants to know what his cursed technique is
...yeah thats the problem he don't have one but this is dazai so he goes
"oh I can just obliterate a curse by touching it lmao"
and then yuji's like "HOLY QUACK THATS SO OP"
and I'm gonna make dazai a leeeetle op here
so gojo's like "ah? let's have a spar?"
and dazais like 😳🫢🤭
so yes these two start sparring
so how this shit works is that if cursed energy touches dazai it just boom no more cursed energy and you die
and infinity's made of it right
right
so my bro just activates his infinity and doesn't move and dazai just kalmly walks up to him
and just throws his hair a lil back-
yeah my guy show off that big ass forehead
and he steals gojo's boop that makes you unconscious (how could you dazai)
and gojo was like 'WAIT WTF'
and stumbles back kinda concerned
okay change of plans
let's try something a lil dangerous
he pulls out a very minuscule
when I mean very I mean microscopic level of blue
just for shits and giggles
no not really he wants to see how this goes
and dazai's unaffected
like full unaffected
and gojo's even more confused, concerned, and slightly alarm
okay let's take it up a notch
dazai's smiling like the person he is
(Im not saying cause tw but yk)
"woah were you tryna off me? sorry but I'm looking for a beautiful woman to join me in my journey to the afterlife-"
gojo's even more concerned
"..dude you okay?"
"why not"
"what"
kay so we're taking this up a notch back to that
and dazai lets out a visible sized blue and megumi's just questioning how stupid his teacher is like gojo why do you want to kill the new teacher?? no way can he survive th-
it goes poof
gone
obliterated
nonexistant
megumi's like ...huh
everyone's concerned for life
and dazais just like "heh"
:D
okay you have the advantage here what about in physical combat-
boom all attacks dodged
all
gojo's impressed needless to say
now after this comes the actual torture
yuji's fawning over dazai and ofc dazai's tryna like
gaslight gatekeep girlboss 😜‼️
"hey did you know that if you move your arms like this all the time your bones will eventually melt-"
"wha- actually?"
"yes"
"he's messing with you"
shoko says that last part
and yk whats coming
shoko = beautiful lady
beautiful lady = wybwtjmiads
"ah belladonna will you be willing to join me in a double suicide-"
"uh no thank you"
*CRIES*
gojo's at the side though
bombastic side eye
creemeenal offensive
side.
eye.
sigh thats all for now imma make more hcs later
drop ideas please I'm begging you
I'M BEGGIN BEGGIN YOUUUU SO PUT YOUR LOVIN HAND OUT BABYYYYYY-
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bts-siwan · 3 months
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www.jiwancutemoments.com
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intro : hello losers i’m back after a year long hiatus 💀 i’ve been catching up on content recently and have been bombarded with so many jiwan moments that i finally decided it was time to make this compilation
intro : jiwan are literally my roman empire so without further ado let’s get into the video!
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clip one : run bts ep.71 (behind)
“should i eat one?” *jm eyeing the pork belly + looking back at the other members who are busy with something else*
*heavy contemplation* “no i need to maintain my diet” *really wants to eat it tho*
*cue siwan entering to save the day* “everything okay?” *always the heavily concerned hyung as he takes a seat next to jm* *now cue jm pretending to be fine*
*mindreader sw knows what’s up* “you want to eat the pork belly?” *he can see the way jm’s mouth is frothing tbh* “why don’t you just eat it then?”
*jm shaking his head* “i have to maintain my diet” *sw literally spacing out for a moment before turning to the cameraman*
“i think camera-nim disagrees. isn’t this samgyeop-sal so delicious?” *picking up some with chopsticks* “camera-nim and i will keep it a secret. you can have one”
*proceeds to feed him like half the plate*
commentary : ladies get yourself a man who dotes on you like siwan does jimin because ain’t no way he’s looking at anyone else like he is this man
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clip two : run bts ep.12
*literally in the midst of filming the police skit* *jm is being interrogated by officer sw*
“you don’t know what you’re in for? are you trying to play a joke on me?” *actor sw has been on a role so far but jm is ready to pull out the big guns*
*pushing down sw’s laptop screen to see him better* “ah, officer~ but is it really my fault? i don’t know why i’m here” *pouting + seduction charm*
*sw is big gulping rn* *they so caught it on camera + sw’s pursed lips trying to stay in character* “y-your charms don’t work on me” *avoiding eye contact to the max* “look into the camera with those eyes”
*jm giggling bc he can see he’s affecting sw but follows his instructions anyway* “like this?” *posing at the camera cutely + sw making the slightest eye contact and immediately melting from within*
*sw’s junior officer tae puts a hand on his shoulder* “should i take it from here? you seem like you need some rest, hyung-nim” *calling him out but trying to save him at the same time*
*sw leaves as jm blows him one last kiss + a flirty wave*
commentary : your honour he malfunctioned in 4K LMAO but honestly who can blame him 😭
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clip three : jimin’s injury
commentary : so for context jimin needed a temporary arm sling due to sustaining an injury during practice. some of the members were eating in another room
*staff letting the few members present know about jimin’s injury* *cue sw’s face immediately changing from laidback to sitting upright*
“is he all right? is jimin okay?” *hobi also concerned as jm walks into the room* *sw struggling to conceal his emotions*
“can you not move it at all? does it hurt a lot?” *jm is explaining the situation but sw still feels anxious and worried*
“jimin-ah, come sit here” *sw already making space + standing up to help jm* *jm can’t help but smile bc sw always gets like this over minor issues* “you’re cute”
*moody sw who scolds jm for getting hurt but coddling him to death*
commentary : no because tell me why this man is so precious HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA CRY OVER JIMIN’S INJURY. protect this man at all costs.
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clip four : run bts ep.145
*jm tugging on sw’s sleeve for attention as he attempts to read a hint* *confused but curious hyung* “how do i look?” *asking for ops on his cute lil pink hanbok*
*sw blinks as jm does a twirl* *proceeds to grab a flower from the bush behind jm before offering it to him and leaving without another word lmao*
*startled jm at the camera* “i think he just helped me with my mission without realising”
commentary : so tsundere of him tbh 😍😍😍 ik jimin loves a little play of hard to get (also he looked so effing cute in his hanbok like the ring is ready, the dress is ready, the altar is there)
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clip five : run bts ep.83 (behind)
*baby jm who seems to be having too much fun in the pool and doesn’t wanna get out* *swimming cutely rn*
“ah, get out already! we need to film” “this guy, seriously…” *older hyungs are complaining*
“look at this!” *jm continues to swim cutely like a puppy* *nj is so done even tho he finds it cute too*
“wanie, get him out” *literally the only man for the job* *sw decides to enter the pool to collect jm but jm sees it coming*
*quickly attempting to neutralise the threat by splashing water on sw* *sw wiping the water from his face before dipping beneath the water fully*
*jm is startled when sw comes up from underneath him* *jm is now sat upon sw’s shoulders in the pool*
“yah… he’s coming out in style!” “those shoulders are no joke…” “me next! me next!”
commentary : one thing both jimin and i have in common is our love for siwan’s strength because he did not need to do all that and yet here we are
commentary : not that i’m complaining 😏
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clip six : run bts ep.75 (behind)
*jm is tired from a long day of shooting* *still not time to go home yet*
“we might have to film yoongi’s again. i wanna try it with a different angle” *lots of retakes bc bangtan are perfectionists* *jm is honestly half asleep in his pjs*
*director sw is not too bothered as he gives jin a thumbs up + easily guides jm to settle his head against sw’s shoulder*
*moments later and sw has requested for a blanket for jm too after quieting everyone else down* “i think we should stop it here for now” *totally not bc jm is asleep or anything*
commentary : they are honestly so kdrama boyfriends coded it’s not even funny y’all
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clip seven : jimin’s cheeks
*jm gauging his face as the cameraman records him* *hands on cheeks* “are they red? can you see it?” *feeling shy rn*
*trying to get another look but quickly covers his cheeks again* “ah, is it really bad?” *cue jm going on a manhunt to ask another member’s opinion*
*ends up locating sw by the food table filling his plate* *walking up to him + tugging the bottom of his sweater*
*sw mid-snack as he turns to look at jm and sees the camera* *full cheeks laughing shyly before turning his attention back to jm after he’s done eating* “mm?”
“do my cheeks look red?” *asking with a pout* *sw instinctively lifts his hand to cup jm’s cheek + caresses it with the pad of his thumb* “a little. why, did you drink?”
*entranced jm cosying up to sw’s affection immediately lol* “i think it might’ve been the noodles. does it look bad?” “it’s cute. you always look cute.” *continues to caress jm’s cheek*
“YAH STOP FLIRTING!” *hobi in the bg*
commentary : WHAT WAS THE REASON?? WHAT WAS THE REASON??? hobi is all of us actually
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clip eight : jimin’s cheeks pt.2 (because siwan is obsessed with them)
*in the midst of an interview* “siwan-ssi, what about you? we’ve heard you have a very close bond with jimin-ssi. can you tell us what you like about him?”
*shy sw hour as he smiles + avoids eye contact* *cheeky jm can’t wait to hear his answer* “hyung-nim loves all of me right~?” *biggest tease on the planet*
*other members are also enjoying this way too much* “they’re always together.” “yah, he’s blushing. look at him.”
*sw waving them off + trying to collect himself* “no, no. ah,” *looking over at jm for a moment* *finding it difficult to maintain eye contact but he’s smiling bashfully* “i think… i like his cheeks. they’re chubby and squishable so i like to play with them.”
*an innocent comment is quickly taken out of context* “WHAT?!” “siwan-ssi, you play with jimin’s cheeks?” *nj being dirty minded* *sw quick to defend himself and waving frantically* “no! no, i meant i like to- ah, forget it. you guys need to get yourselves checked.” *tsking*
*jm is honestly living for this tbh* *interviewer is clearly a big jiwan fan as he asks his next question after everyone has calmed down* “would you be able to give jimin-ssi a kiss on the cheek for fans?”
*cue a ‘disgruntled’ sw placing a kiss on jm’s cheek + jm’s hand instinctively reaching up to touch the area he was kissed with a giggly blush*
commentary : i would actually kill for fetus jiwan because just look at how pure they are here. siwan was so shy :(( i love them so much my lil beans
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conclusion : guys i could seriously go on forever with the amount of jiwan content there is out there but i needed to end the video at some point <\3 i hope everyone enjoyed jiwan’s cute little moments as much as i did and i will see you guys in the next one, bye bye !!
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TAGLIST
@pandorasword , @ateezsora , @anqelws , @kaitieskidmore97 , @vizianary
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cherryobx · 1 year
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𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬, 𝐉𝐉! | 𝐉. 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
requested?: nope, just a lil holiday gift from me to you
summary: you hear JJ is spending Christmas all alone and decide to ditch your family and spend it with him
warnings: language, mentions of drinking, mentions of kissing, typos prolly
WC: 0.9k
gif is not mine, creds to the owner!
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JJ stood on the porch of the chateau, looking at the view in front of him, deep in thought. The weather had gotten a tiny bit colder but he still wore a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. He liked to tell people he wasn’t cold but the cool wind made goosebumps rise on his skin. But the weather was the last thing on his mind at that moment.
It was Christmas and he had nowhere to go and no one to spend it with. John B was spending the evening with his girlfriend Sarah and her family, Pope was out on the mainland with his parents and Kiara was busy at the restaurant. That just left you. But he was too proud to ask if you wanted to spend Christmas with him. He couldn’t bear the thought of you turning him down. And he definitely wasn’t going to go back home to his father who was probably drunk and passed out on the couch anyway.
He shook his head, disappointed. He couldn’t believe he was about to spend Christmas at John B’s house alone, watching whatever was on the TV and drinking beer until he dozed off. He couldn’t wait for this miserable day to be over.
As he entered the house again, he heard rustling and noise come from the front door. He quickly made his way over to make sure the house wasn’t being broken into. John B would literally kill him. But instead of intruders or robbers he saw you, struggling to pull a Christmas tree through the door.
“Come fucking on!” you cursed under your breath, pulling the tree as hard as you could but it was so heavy you barely managed to move it a few inches.
“What the hell are you doing?” You were startled by his sudden appearance.
“Shit, don’t scare me like that!”
“I scared you?! I thought you were some creep trying to break in!”
“I barely broke in here, the door was pretty much wide open when I got here.” You shrugged. “So, are you gonna help me or what?”
He was confused. “Help you do what exactly?”
“Bring this tree inside, silly!” He didn’t question any further as he helped you pull the tree inside. But as it soon turned out, the tree was too tall and big for John B’s living room. It wouldn’t have fit in any way, so you ran back outside to the shed and got a saw.
“We’re gonna have to saw off at least this much if we want it to fit.” You gestured, showing how much of the tree needed to be cut. JJ took the saw you held out for him and began sawing a piece off. When that was done, you grabbed a big jar with lukewarm water and JJ held up the tree as you slid it under it. JJ placed the tree so it would lean a bit on the wall so it wouldn’t fall over.
“Where did you even get this thing?” he asked, wiping the sweat from his forehead with the end of his shirt.
“Some dude on the street sold it to me for 120 bucks.”
“120?!” He looked at you, eyes wide in shock. 
You waved a hand dismissively, changing the topic. “We need to decorate it.” You turned and started walking towards your car but JJ stopped you in your tracks by grabbing your wrist.
You turned around, facing him. “What?”
“What are you doing here?”
“I came to spend Christmas with you,” you said as it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Why?”
“Because no one should be alone on Christmas.” His grip on your wrist loosened. “Plus, I’d be with you any day over my noisy stupid family.” He let go of your hand, a shy smile on his lips, and you went and retrieved the ornaments from the car and set them down on the coffee table.  
“Let’s get started!”
And in no time the tree was decorated and you stood in front of it, admiring your creation with proud faces. “We make a good team.”
He was about to agree when you bolted towards the front door again, cursing about something. He jogged after you and saw you grab a takeout bag from your car. “I forgot about the food!”
He chuckled and leaned against the doorframe as you made your way back to the house.
“You didn’t have to, you know?”
“I know,” you said as you walked past him into the house and to the kitchen. He closed and locked the door after you and then followed.
“I dropped off Kie's gift and thought that I might as well get something for us to eat.” You unpacked the continents of the bag and handed one of the boxes to JJ and grabbed the other for yourself. You ate on the couch in comfortable silence.
“Thank you.” He put his empty takeout box on the coffee table and you did the same.
“For what?”
“For coming here, for spending time with me, for feeding me,” he laughed at the latter. “I really appreciate it.”
You softly placed your hand on the top of his thigh. “Of course. Anytime.” 
His look drifted to where your hand lay on his thigh and then back to your eyes. You didn’t even notice how you’d both leaned in closer, faces only inches away from each other. He took the last step, finally connecting your lips into a loving tender kiss, shy at first but getting more heated by the second. When you pulled away to catch your breath, he rested his forehead against yours.
“Merry Christmas, JJ.”
“Merry Christmas.”
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Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 15 !!! AND part 16 !!!
TWO IN ONE WHAT these eps are kinda short ?? or my thoughts are idk ?? so I put them both together on one post 😬 but anyway let's go batcherssss 🤟
The Bad Batch 1x11
Crosshair you little gremlin 💕
ELENI AND HOWZER 🥺😭🥰👑
can someone please explain to me why Orn Free Taa has extra lekku, weird tiny ears and three fingers instead of four ??? mans looks like a different species 👀
"They fought for us and they have earned our respect" settle down Cham we all know you're gonna change your mind in 5 minutes hush
HERA AND CHOPPER MY BELOVEDS 💕💕💕
"uncle Gobi" 🥺
Hera watching the birds in the sky 🤲 following them with her hands 🥺
Howzer you absolute king 👑
Eleni and Gobi scheming together hehehe
I just know Eleni is SO proud of Hera 🥲 she's so much like her mom fr
"my hope is that you won't ever have to live a life like mine" ~ General Cham Syndulla ... meet General Hera Syndulla
"no take offs or landings" this is actually so adorable tho
Wrecker carrying all the weapons himself like he's only doing one trip with the groceries from the car to the house hehehe
Hera asks about the Marauder and Omega's like 'this beauty' *pat pat*
I wanna see Hunter's face watching Hera and Omega together 🥺
they're besties forever 💕
it's Hera's dream to live on a starship 😭
lmao could've had a bad batch reunion rn but Crosshair had other plans
Omega: ☝"did you know flying is about a feeling?" Tech: I have no idea what this means
Howzer being the only one to question imprisoning a child 😭
Eleni didn't even wait for the speeder to stop moving before jumping out 💅
"attempted assassination of Orn Free Taa" ??? attempted ?? did he not just die ???
The Bad Batch 1x12
"how unfortunate for your people to see your fall" LMAO Rampart I've seen s2 👀
Howzer immediately plotting to save Hera 💕
Hera and Chopper are absolute menaces and I respect them both for it
Gonky being part of the bad batch family 🤲
"you gave her our comm channel?" ~ Hunter is so done pls 😂
Tech: "children often overreact" Omega: "no we don't" YES OMEGA 🙌👑 she is so passionate and caring and loving and loyal I genuinely feel so proud of her 💕
Omega: "isn't that what soldiers do" Hunter: 😯
Wrecker @ Chopper: "what's his problem" how long do you have buddy?
Hera asking them all so desperately to save her family 😭😭😭 she has always cared so deeply
y'all I'm confused did Orn Free Taa actually survive that shot to the head? I feel like Rampart has no reason to lie about it?
they all peeking with their binoculars
Hunter's little 'let's move' gesture 🥰
Hunter hearing the droid and his sneak attack just dropping down on it 👌 bro how did you get up there so fast ??
knife knife knife knife knife knife knife kni-
Tech: "oh good" lolol
Wrecker's face when Hunter says Crosshair knows they're there 😭
Omega grabbing Hera's hand 🤲
Echo's face explaining to Hera why they're after Cham 😭😭
"I don't care about any of that, I just want my parents back" she's just a little kid in the middle of a war she doesn't understand 💔 this is too real and absolutely heartbreaking
"She's trying to save her family Hunter. I'd do the same for you" you tell him Omega 💪👑
Howzer and Crosshair staring at each other.....
Chopper and Hera having a lil chat 🥺
Omega: "he's my brother, they all are" Hera: "you're lucky" she really is 🥺
Howzer is trying so hard to protect Hera even with Cham hating on him and refusing to help save his own daughter 🙃
Omega and Hera came up with a strategic plan and now Hunter's on board 🥰
Tech is worried about them going by themselves 🥲
Echo getting caught scaling the wall: "a little help?" lmaooo
AND Hunter's little "hey" to distract the reg before pulling Echo up 💀
"I won't tell if you wont" lmao I love these two together 💕
Omega: "don't shoot down our shuttle" Tech: "wait what shuttle?!" ~ how many heart attacks does Omega want to give Tech this episode 😂
Hera blowing up an imperial refinery........ 👀
Tech: 'Omega what was that explosion?!?! Omega: hehe don't worry about it 💀
Omega: "do some damage Wrecker" Wrecker: "that I can do!" Wrecker happy makes me happy 🥰
THE TECH TURN THE TECH TURN THR TECH TURN THE RECH TUENCJDIWJXNW
Hunter telling Cham and Gobi that Hera hired them 💀
Hera: "we're getting the hang of this" Tech: "yes your dangerous and uncontrolled manoeuvring is as confusing to them as it is to us 🙂" he is so far past done with them oml 😂
Howzer 💕💕💕💕💕💕
Hunter looking back at him before they leave 😭
Howzer's whole speech in this scene 😭😭😭 it reminds me of Fives giving his pep talk to the cadets 🥲
Hunter sensing Crosshair??? and what if I never stop crying ??
my heart is breaking for Howzer I love him so bad 💔
Wrecker Omega high five 🥺
Tech teaching Hera and Omega 🤲💕
"Tech showed me how to scramble a ships signature" TECH TAUGHT HERA ONE SKILL THAT SAVED HER ASS A MILLION TIMES 😭
"keep an eye on your brothers, they need it" ~ Hera, the wisest person in the show fr
...did Chopper just say "Chopper out"
Crosshair has too many expressions to count this last scene, asking to hunt the batch down... my theory is he never had his chip removed but that venator engine fried it and it slowly stops working... we know that a lot of the chips are slowly starting to stop working in other clones, maybe its the same for Crosshair ?? so he's feeling a lot of confusion at hunting them down ?? maybe idk lol
two more down!!! my internet is still shocking and it's taking me like an hour to watch each ep bc of all the buffering 🥲 but anywayyy thank yalls for joining 💕💕💕
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s1ut4adamstanheight · 6 months
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Adam Stanheight / enemies to lovers 💕 part 3
This is also a lil 18+ so be warned 🤨
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Adams asking ME if I need a ride?
"Scott's past out and everyone else is gonna sleep here so I'm going home...and I assume you don't want to stay here."
I'm too drunk to get up.
I try to stand up and almost fall over.
I hear Adams door open and I see him walking over to me.
"You drank too much, moron"
"Shut up, my boyfriends fucking someone else I'm allowed."
Adam helps me walk to the van and opens the passenger door for me. He holds my arm gently making sure I don't trip stepping in.
"Fair."
He gets in and starts the van.
"I should have guessed this would happen...it's no surprise he's an asshole." I look out the window as we pass by trees.
"Yeah I've known him for ages, he's always been this way and always will be."
I sigh. "But he's the only one who can get me into a music and be able to be in a decent band. What am I supposed to do."
"Give him a taste of his own medicine." Adam says looking at me.
And before I can ask him what he means the car shakes, makes a loud bang and stops.
"Uhh" I say confused.
"No no no no no!" Adam tries restarting the car but it stays still.
"Fuck!" He bangs his hand on the steering wheel.
"I need to call a tow truck or something." He grabs his phone and makes a call.
"They better come quick" he rests his head back on the seat.
"We are fucked." I say looking out the window, there's no houses, just trees.
I can't believe I'm stuck on the side of the road with Adam while Scott is probably porking some other hoe back at Romans. What did Adam mean by 'give him a taste of his own medicine'
"Fuck this old piece of shit car." Adam tries starting the car again but of course it doesn't turn on.
"We should wait outside for the tow truck, hopefully they get here soon."
"Hey, what did you mean by saying I should give Scott a taste of his own medicine?" I ask stepping out of the van and standing beside Adam.
"Oh...yeah just fuck someone else. He deserves it." He leans back on the side of the van, arms crossed.
"Plus it's not like you really liked him anyway, you where just using him." He rolls his eyes.
"Don't start Adam, I was not using him." I stare at him, angry.
"Oh c'mon Fiona you totally where, you just want to be around him so people will listen to your shitty music too, and you can't deny he wasn't using you either." He leans in.
"Your just as pathetic as all the other girls on their knees for him."
"Shut up!" I lean forward trying to seem confident even though Adams winning this.
"You know I'm right."
I swallow hard.
"No no, I don't like him and he doesn't have me on my knees for him. I can easily fuck someone else and forget about him."
"What makes you think it's that easy."
I shrug and think.
"If I fucked one of his friends it would be ultimate pay back. He'd be pissed."
I look at Adam as he looks me.
"Oh yeah he'd be livid."
"Yeah." The only person who hates Scott almost as much as me and has a motive to get back at him is Adam.
"Who'd you do?" Adams stares at me.
We lean in closer. What the fuck am I doing.
"Fiona..." Adam whispers as he moves in.
"Yeah.." I whisper under my breath
He shakes his head slowly as he moves in close. Our foreheads Almost touching.
"This isn't..." before Adam can finish I slowly place my lips on his and hesitate before fully going in. But I close my eyes and kiss him.
After a moment he kisses me back and places his hands on my cheeks then behind me head pulling me in.
His lips brush over mine slowly and passionately. I put my hands in his messy brown hair and hold on. Not wanting let this kiss go.
Our kiss gets more passionately and sloppy.
He holds my face and presses me up against the van moving it a little. I whimper into the kiss as he slides his hand under my shirt holding onto my waist.
"Your really gonna let your boyfriends friend touch you like this?" He asks pulling away, but still inches away from my lips.
I look up at him embarrassed but he just smirks and gently brings his hand up to my face and moves my lips with his thumb.
"I always knew you where a slut Fiona.." he then slowly kisses me again. There's something different about kissing Adam, I've never felt like this with Scott.
Our kiss gets more intense again and I'm unintentionally moaning Into the kiss, Adam groaning back as I pull his hair. My breathing gets heavier now too.
He pulls back and moves me behind the van.
"Get in." He orders and I listen not caring that my boyfriend is 5 minutes away.
I get in the back of the van and sit down on all the blankets back here. Adam gets in and kisses me immediately.
His breath is heavier now too and more desperate. While he kisses me he moves the straps of my dress down. I don't argue, I take my dress off and shimmy it down my legs and help take adams shirt off.
"Are we really doing this?" I ask As he lays me down and kisses my neck over top of me.
He looks up at me. "You really want to get back at Scott?"
A smile crosses my face. "Fuck yeah I do"
He smirks and bites my neck making me whimper, then kissing all the way down my stomach.
I rock my hips back and forth from desperation. My pussy has been wet since the moment our lips touched.
"You really want this huh?" Adam looks up at me after he notices me hips moving for him.
I nod desperately. "..please.." my breath is shaky as I answer.
He scoffs at me like he always does and runs his hands up my thighs.
"Tell me how much." He stops his hands once he gets to my underwear. His thumb rubbing over my underwear on my clit.
I let out a desperate moan. "Please Adam...I want this...bad. I want you..." my cheeks go red from embarrassment and pleasure. His touch is electric.
He pulls down my underwear and uses his index fingers to go over my slits.
"Holy fuck.." he slowly runs his fingers up and down. "Your fucking soaked." He says under his breath.
His mouth is opened wide and he can't take it any longer. He slides his fingers into me making me groan. One hand is over my mouth and the other is on Adams arm, my fingers digging into his skin as he goes in and out.
"Fuck I can't wait." He moves his hands to his belt and takes his pants off.
"Get on your hands and knees" he's so demanding as he asks. No not asking, telling.
As I get up to move and take my bra off Adam takes out his member and I freeze, not realize I'm staring.
He gets annoyed and grabs my waist flipping me over.
"Fuck, Fiona your perfect." He runs his hands over my ass, playing with my clit.
"Adam be gentle." I whine. I Lift my ass up for him as he grabs it pushing me closer to him.
"No promises." He teases my pussy with his dripping cock for a moment before slowly slipping inside.
"Fuck..." he groans and he grabs my ass and slowly goes in and out.
I moan as his cock enters me, I tighten around him making me clench my knuckles.
"Fuck Adam, please, please go faster."
Without hesitation he slams into me moving me up.
"Fuck!" I moan out and grab onto a blanket on the floor.
"You feel fucking amazing." He groans and grabs my hair pulling my head up.
"Adam please be gentle." I moan out, his hard member pushing into me fast is making the whole van rock.
He slaps my ass making me whimper In pain.
"Please Adam. It hurts!" Tears roll down my cheek from pain and pleasure.
He slams into me again making me have to hold the blankets harder to keep me in place.
He glides his hand over my back and to my waist.
"You can take it baby, your doing so good for me." He goes faster now. I can feel my cum dripping down my thighs.
He pulls out and flips me over onto my back.
"You wanted this remember?" He smiles at me and wipes my tears off my cheek. "You can keep going baby can't you?"
He lines his dick up too my pussy and teases me.
I grind my hips against him.
"Yes! Please Adam please!"
"So desperate..Scott always picks sluts."
He pushes his dick into me again. I groan and hold onto his arm.
My inner thighs are soaked.
Suddenly my phone beside my head starts ringing.
Adam slows down and grabs my phone.
"It's scott." He says out of breath.
I hesitate as he passes it to me.
"Shit what do I-"
"Answer it." Adams says as he goes back in slowly.
"But I'm- ah~" Adams thrusts into me deep making my pussy drip more.
"Answer him."
I Look at Adam then back at my phone.
"Hey" I put the phone to my ear.
"Hey Fiona, where'd you go? I was looking for you"
Adams pace gets faster as he holds onto my legs.
"Ohh u-uh.. I Left a Bit a-a go with Adam." Fuck I'm trying so hard not to moan, adams cock is slamming in and out of me, while his thumb is quickly moving circles on my clit.
"Oh okay...you sound a bit..off are you okay?"
"Yeah yea- I'm good." My breath is loud and I'm hoping he doesn't hear that.
"Okay well I'll talk to you later okay."
"o-okay, bye" we hang up.
"Fuck Scott." Adam says as he moves my legs so he's really on top of me now, his hands go under me and hold my shoulders while he fucks me hard.
"Fuck Adam I'm gonna- ah-"
His pace is getting sloppy now and I can feel his hot breath on my neck as he kisses and bites down.
"Good girl, finish for me baby."
"Fuck fuck fuck!" I moan out and grab his shoulders hard making him groan.
My body shakes as we finish together, Adam groans in my ear while his pace starts to slow down.
After I come down from my high I let out a deep breath, still holding onto Adam.
He moves back at looks at me, taking in my body underneath him.
He gets up and puts his underwear on.
There's something awkward in the air now, like we both know this was a bad idea.
"Here ffee," Adam passes me my dress and I put my arms up so he can put in over my head. I fix my dress and look at Adam. No one's ever given me that nickname before- not even Scott.
"Adam uh-" I get cut off by a knock at the front window.
"Shit the tow truck." Adam rushes out the back van door to greet the guy who's gonna help us.
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Adam and I are sitting in the back seat of the tow truck, some guy driving us home.
I wanted to ask how he felt, does he regret it?
He's staring straight out the window in front of us-we've barely spoke two words since you know.
I wanna make a move, I slowly move my hand to his thigh, I move my head to the side to slightly see his reaction.
He looks down at my hand and looks at me. I look at him, with a pleading desperate look. Show me we are okay.
He puts his hand in mine and hold its tight. He rubs his thumb against mine.
Maybe he wasn't as pathetic as I thought. I hope he's a nice guy. I'm upset about Scott and I need comfort even if it's from his dorky photographer friend.
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Secret in your Heart
These translations are not intended as a replacement for the game. Please support Cybird by buying their stories. Expect grammatical errors. Not 100% accurate.
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I was tasked tonight as a fairy tale writer to witness the crown destroying a criminal syndicate.
But I found that the organization was a big one, and I had to hide in the shadows to avoid dragging them down.
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Evil-looking guy: "Hey. Isn't this the girl those guys had with them?"
Man with a scar: "Let's take her hostage. That way, we might have a chance."
The men before me were panting from running away, but they looked down at me with darkened eyes as they found their chance.
(What should I do?)
(I don't want to be a burden and slow them down.)
I intentionally put on a brave face so they wouldn't notice I was trembling.
Kate: "Taking me hostage won't affect them."
Man with a scar: "Haha! You say that even though you look like you might burst into tears. Pathetic. Let's take her."
(----!)
Just as the men's hands reached for me, the sound of heavy footsteps echoed through the night.
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Roger: "Talking too loud wouldn't make it a secret conversation. Everyone can hear everything you say."
Kate: "Roger..."
Man with a scar: "What the fuck? I thought we were talking quietly."
Evil-looking guy: "What the hell is going on?"
At that moment, I burst into tears, unable to hold them back.
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Roger: "............."
Roger: "Pfft一ahahaha! You're still acting tough even though you're scared to death."
Roger: "Haha! Nice. I got to see some good stuff."
(Huh?)
Roger smiled with satisfaction, leaving me and the other men dumbfounded.
Evil-looking man: “What are you laughing at?”
Roger: “Nothing? It’s none of your business.”
Evil-looking man: “Ha?”
Roger: “This lil’ lady is right. Taking her hostage is not gonna affect us.”
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Roger: “In other words, I don’t really care what happens to her.”
Kate: “----!”
Roger: “But I have my reason to help this fella out.”
Roger: “Well, it’s not like I’m letting you guys live in the first place, anyway.”
Roger glanced at me and smiled wryly.
Roger: “Close your eyes and cover your ears, lil’ lady.”
(Huh? What?)
Confused, I covered my ears and closed my eyes as he told me to, then一
Bang!
The sound of gunfire shook my ears.
Roger: “It’s okay now.”
When I opened my eyes, the two were nowhere to be found, but I saw the sea rippling unnaturally, perhaps because “something” had been thrown into it.
Roger: “Once the eardrum is damaged, there’s a chance it won’t heal.”
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I suppressed the trembling emotions deep in my stomach and looked at Roger.
Kate: “Why did you save me?”
Roger: “I told you, I have my personal reason.”
He crouched down before me and grabbed my chin with his large hand.
Kate: “!?”
Roger: “I really like crying faces the most.”
Roger: “I couldn’t help but think how cute you were when I saw you trying to hold back your tears but ended up crying anyway.”
Kate: “Wha!?”
Roger: “Don’t tell the others I saved you because I was moved by your crying face.”
With an unreserved gaze, he stared at me and licked my wet cheek.
(----!)
Kate: “Hey, what are you doing?”
Roger: “Hm? Just taking care of it.”
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Roger: “Haha! Your crying face is really nice.”
Roger: “If you want me to help you again, I’m gonna need to see you cry.”
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vneuns · 2 years
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DIRTY DANCING.
📼 ❛ robin buckley
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⍉ content warnings .ᐟ . . . gay panic
⍉ cher’s sidebar .ᐟ . . . i love robin so much like oh my god I want to marry this woman. anyways I hope you enjoy this lil thingy thingy. and no it has nothing to do with dirty dancing lmao
main masterlist. let’s talk. stranger things masterlist
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The bell over the Family Videos door chimed signaling a customer had just walked in. Steve and Robins conversation quiets down as their heads turn to see who had just walked into their workplace.
A smile makes its way onto Steve's face when he spots the top of your head making your way to your favorite section of the congested DVD store.
“Don’t say a single word,” Robin muttered as she turned toward their work computer and began to type in your name so when you came with the same movies you checked out every other week. You wouldn’t have to wait
“I wasn’t gonna say anything,” Steve grumbles, taking a seat on one of the stools near the register, plopping one elbow down on the counter and resting his chin on his hand.
A few minutes of silence went by after Robin came to sit next to him taking out the big binder they used to keep track of inventory; Steve’s eyes wandered upwards catching sight of you peeking over the stands and making very intense eye contact with his co-worker.
When you notice you've been caught staring you immediately duck as if that’d save you from some kind of embarrassment. The red head next to him is blushing scarlet as she tries to busy herself with work.
“Dude why don’t you just go talk to her?”
Before responding Rob looks up making sure you’re nowhere near them. “Because Y/n Y/l/n is captain of the fucking cheerleading team and I’m in our schools band Steven.”
“Hey now. First name was not necessary whatsoever.”
After picking up ‘Sixteen Candles’, and ‘The Breakfast Club’ you made you way over to the register but this time the two workers notice you had an extra movie.
Robin scans the first two and takes the third looking over it.
Dirty Dancing.
“Oh Y/n, dirty dancing? What trouble are you getting into this weekend?” Steve questioned with an eyebrow raised a toothpick in his mouth.
“Well hopefully I have a date..”
The short-haired girl scans the movie stacking it with the others a slight look of disappointment on her face as she slides your checked out movies towards you.
You watch as she makes no move to make eye contact with you and just types in the extra movie you had checked out.
“With who?”
Your eyes move from Robin to Steve then back to Robin. You tilt your head down just a bit trying to catch her eyes as she looks down intently at the beige mechanical keyboard connected to the computer.
Inquisitively Robin's eyes connect with yours as you give her a small smile before speaking up. “Well hopefully with you.” Your voice is low and shaky indicating you were very nervous.
“You want to go out with me?”
“Robin I don’t come in here to check out the exact same movies every week, I’ve just been working up the courage to ask you out.”
“Really?”
“Of course,”
“Okay, but why me? You’re captain of the cheerleading team, you should be dating the captain of the football or basketball team.” She states, confused but happy nonetheless.
“So since I'm captain of the cheer team I have to be straight?”
“No no no that’s not at all—“
When a wide grin forms on your face and Steve begins to chuckle Robin sighs in relief and embarrassment as she runs her hands down her face.
“I’m just messing with you, but hey look I’ve gotta run. This Saturday, my house dinner, and a movie?”
“I'd love to.” You took your movies off the counter bidding your goodbyes to the workers and the second the door closed Steve slowly turned towards his best friend ready to make a slick remark before she stopped him.
“Don’t even Harrington.”
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mrhowells · 1 year
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Smallville 4x14
I love this episode a lot🥹
THAT'S ADORABLE😭😭
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"You're gonna be fine. I know you're gonna be fine. Everyone I've ever hit was alright."
Lois -everyone I've ever hit was alright- Lane:
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Clark really sleeps on the couch now that Lois lives there? LMAOOOO
the way he immediately smiles when he sees the dog I can't🥹🥹
"You hit him? With your car?" "No, with my fist🙄🙄"
CLARK YOUR FACE-
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"Actually, I think it might be fun to have a dog around."
HE'S A MENACE, HE'S A DISGRACE, HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN, I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM
I'm crying
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"I don't know. It's just kind of hard to be myself with her around."
that's so ironic though because apart from hiding his powers he is VERY himself around her
I need Tom Welling to stop smiling on my screen please and thank you, I'm not strong enough for this😭
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ugh😩
Chloe helping Clark with his excuses, love to see it🥹 He's so bad at them he needs all the help he can get💀
Let me introduce you to my parents who have been married for about 30 years now:
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"Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie."
have I mentioned how much I love them before?
"I spent all morning on these."
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they're both so cute🥹🥹
LMAOOOOOO he finds her so annoying
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hsajaksjaksj LOOK AT HIS HAND IN THE SECOND IMAGE, HE'S SO DONE I'M SCREAMING
No because if I keep going like this I'll screenshot every single time they say something or even look at each other💀
Lois: You could be Skipper😇
Clark: *fake ass smile* anyway-
STAHP I'M SCREAMING
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he's about to throw hands💀
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This is so confusing, I thought Jason's mom orchestrated the entire meeting with Lana but now she wants him away from her?
"Paranoia is not a very attractive quality in a woman."
Umm okay, AND? I mean I don't give a shit about Genevieve but this is such a dumb statement, as if she's supposed to give a fuck about what's "attractive" to Lex or others, like what?
Sometimes he sounds like one of those "pick up artists" that the internet makes fun of all the time, I'm sorry💀💀
I. LOVE. THIS.
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That's the way someone talks to their own kid, not their guest and I love that because Lois clearly lacks parental love. Martha & Lois will always be so special to me😭😭
"Remember when Clark did that? He was only... three." LMAOOOO
Lex is clearly losing patience with Clark😬
Can I join this family pls look at themmmm
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Martha is such a badass actually
I'm glad Lana overheard that whole conversation between Jason and his mother, now I'm just hoping they'll give her more agency instead of making her a passive character and her own storyline.
(edit: so she did NOT hear what they were talking about🤡🤡 At least she saw it)
Clark is such a little shit😭
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Still arguing about dog names🤡
"Hold on there Forrest Gump, what are you gonna do, run?" LOL
She's like nuh uh, get in the car dude AND HE LISTENS💀💀💀
How are they acting like they're been married for decades???
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NOT AN ACTUAL QUESTION BC I KNOW HOW AND I'LL TELL YOU: they're comfortable around each other even if they don't realize it
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🎶and I will go down with this ship🎶 (EXCEPT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SAILING, IT WILL NEVER GO DOWNNNNN)
let's move on
"What is this, another one of your famous hunches or are we just on a little scenic route?"
"Okay, stop here."
"Wha- where??"
"HERE. Stop here."
"OKAY."
>>>MARRIED.
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they sound like my grandparents💀
LOOK AT MY LIL POOKIES INVESTIGATING STUFF TOGETHER🥺
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YEEEEET
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I need to know where Clark gets his clothes bc that stuff withstands literally anything💀
AKJASJKAKSL STAHP😭
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"He (the dog) saved my life. I'll take my chances on his loyalty." Ooof, is he calling out Lex👀
what is Lionel trying to do?🧐
CUTE.
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CUTE.
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Clark is happy = I'm happy, it's really that simple
this episode is premium, top tier chef's kiss EXCELLENT
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