#hood-ex

[katmaatui]

Ship bingo: they would hate me for shipping them 😘

sinhal! Goddamn those two would hate being shipped together but you see, they're just too canon for me to not, like literally an alternative version of them are together

The Green Lantern Season Two #8

#Ask Reply #hood-ex #I also think its hilarious that evil hal is taller than good sinestro #evil gives you height I guess????

[red-jaebyrd]

Happy birthday!! Hope you have a good one, and if you can't party today, I hope you can celebrate this weekend! 🥳🎂🎉

EMILY! Thank you so much! Oh I'm going to stretch the party as long as I can. Thank you for thinking of me. You're the best!

#asks #hood-ex #birthday wishes

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Jason: How come Timber's sugar baby is running around with a diamond studded leather jacket, when you wouldn't loan me money to take my girls out for dinner

Bruce: Because 'your girls' refers to every working girl between Park Row and The Narrows and I don't actually carry that much cash on me. Also Tim's not using my money

Jason: You wanna elaborate on that.

Bruce: Tim is independently wealthy, remember? He's emptied out one of his trusts and has invested it in various stocks. I might be the richest man on the continent-

Jason: Braggart

Bruce: Stating a fact. If Tim's projections are correct, then he'll be the second richest by this time next year. He did all that so that, and I quote, "Kon can have the best of anything he wants with no need for your input"

Tim from the other room: IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES BRUCE

Bruce 300% done: DO I DESERVE TO HAVE LUTHOR FOR AN IN-LAW

#batfam #batman #bruce wayne #bruce your ex in-law is ra's al ghul #you have no right to say anything #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood

[millyhelp]

Okay but ex!jason....

I know I already wrote about him. but I'm going to write more because bad omens inspired me to do so. Thank you, Noah Sebastian.

Do you guys want more?

Ex!Jason that when he breaks up with you, he keeps coming back to your door but never wakes up in your bed.

Ex!Jason who loves you more than anything in this world but is afraid of hurting you.

Ex!Jason who would leave gifts on your doorstep and flowers on your bedside.

Ex!Jason that as soon as you showed up on a date with some guy, he would make sure to leave the man with some injuries and fear of getting close to you.

Ex!Jason who shows up at your house after a tough patrol and asks you to take care of him.

Ex!Jason who fucks you regularly so you have no one but him.

Ex!Jason that leaves you broken, picks up the pieces only to break again.

Ex!Jason who knows how toxic this is getting but he will never let you go.

#jason todd #jason todd smut #ex!jason todd #millyhelp thoughts~ #jason todd x reader #red hood smut #jason todd headcanon #red hood x reader #jason todd oneshot

[puppetmaster13u]

Hey you know you're sentient Lazarus Pit thing? what if the pit that leaves Ra's goes on to *become* the Batcave Lazarus Pit?!?

Like "I've had enough of you ra's, I'm going to go live with my son." (Jason)

Oh my god that's genius. Another idea: Pit just shows up in Jason's safehouse with Danny under one arm like look i brought you a baby brother :)

#dcxdp #dpxdc #ask answered #Prompts #Sentient lazarus pits #Even funnier if Jason has barely started his whole Red Hood thing when Pit first shows up #Pit: Yah this seems like completely normal humn things #Crime Alley: why does it feel like an eldritch god is now among us this is lovecraftian bs #DANNY IS NOT GHOST KING #No Danny did not make the Pit sapient #No the Lazarus pit did not revive Jason #Yes Pit still treats Ras like their stalker ex and isn't afraid to eat/absorb someone

[nightwingcouldyounot]

Not to weigh in here but she is absolutely a Titan not an Outlaw.

But also - Jason nearly HALF the Outlaws are also Titans. If you didn't want to be competing with your big brother as the favorite maybe you shouldn't of made a team with two of his exes.

(Batman: Wayne Family Adventures 104)

#DC Comics #Batman #Batfamily #BatFam #Bat Family #Jason todd #Red Hood #Dick Grayson #Richard Grayson #Nightwing #Roy Harper #Lian Harper #Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #Batman Wayne Family Adventures #Wayne Family Adventures #Do not get me wrong I do like that Outlaws team #but like... Kori is Dick's ex-ex and Roy's his ex-best friend ex-bromance at least #Like buddy Dick had them firt #the competition was inevitable

[bruciemilf]

Hiii<33 Sorry to bother, but in your point of view, what are your favourite posts (yours and everyone else's) of superbat dynamics? In terms of relationships, friendship, loves etc? What makes this duo separate from the rest? Moments in the comics or animation that stuck out like a sore thumb by how lovely it is? I'm just curious and I always love to read the essays of comments and rants about such things ^^ (p.s I used to send a lot of asks so long ago, and now I'm back because i genuinely miss your talks

LOVE LOVE LOVE Clark being a raging good person, yet, needing Bruce there as a leash. Or damage control. Same thing.

Cringe fail stepdad Clark (affectionate) doing THE MOST to bond with the bat kids and failing with every single one of them. Except Dick. Because obviously.

ROMANTIC CLARK…… remembering Bruce’s heartbeat,,,, quality time fanatic. A wanton for gift giving. A slut for making the bat boy feel safe and appreciated, if you will.

Clark fining for Bruce’s trust. Seeing as a prize most desired. Stalking it like a beast waiting for something to bleed in its mouth. God that’s good.

Bruce fiercely denying any and all of Clark’s patient attempts at building their relationship at first. It’s self-defense guised under martyrdom. He likes to think he’s doing Clark a kindness by keeping away, because Death stalks Waynes like angry lovers, but it’s really just to spare himself a guaranteed heartbreak

But Clark’s got enough stubborness to fill an ocean with, so he’s not leaving anytime soon. “I won’t let the fear of what could go wrong stop what could end beautifully.”

The bat kids being super protective of their dad 😔 There’s been reports of a red masked vigilante causing sheer HAVOC in Metropolis since Superman saved Bruce Wayne last week. CLEARLY Red Hood is a jealous ex of Bruce’s.

#Jason sees that the media portrayed him in a jealous ex girlfriend light and feels the need to make a public interview #as red hood :))) and explicitly state his disgust with media and their goddam opinions #but in rest??? Clark is toast. rip that man #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #protective batkids #Battinson #MY BATMAN TY #text #dc comics #dc

[assjuice4ever]

DC incorrect quotes:

Y/N: I'm ready to throw my dignity away to have Jason back.

Damian: You have been with Jason, dignity is not something you have anymore.

#dc incorrect quotes #red hood x oc #red hood #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #jason todd #damian wayne #robin #damian wayne headcanon #I'm talking about my dignity #I want to throw it away for my ex #ahahahahaha #no it's not funny

[buckypascal]

Oscar Isaac + facial hair

↳ happy birthday @phyllisclichesforarainyday

#yes im counting Poe's stubble dont judge me #oscar isaac #dune #duke leto atreides #scenes from a marriage #johnathan #star wars #poe dameron #sucker punch #blue jones #life itself #inside llewyn davis #llewyn davis #robin hood #prince john #ex machina #nathan #oisaacedit #oscarisaacedit #cheeto #ik this is late but i hope you still love me 😭

[incorrectbatfam]

[first time bonding]

Dick, to Jason: This is fun. I like this. Do you wanna hang out for a while and insult each other?

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[mikakuna]

he's mad harvey stole his kid :/

| task force z

#when your ex wins custody of your kid #😞😞😞 #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #two face #harvey dent #task force z #dc #dc comics

[katmaatui]

🐹 hehe 🐹 you're not intimidating to me at least! i douse you with the cutie hamsters! 🐹🐹🐹

<333 I'm glad I don't come off as intimidating

#Ask Reply #hood-ex

[melodygatesauthor]

Do you have any recommendations for other writers? I love your dark writing but I’d like to hear your other favorites too

I love that you're asking me this but I hate this question because I always end up forgetting SOMEONE and then kicking myself in the ass later. - Also sorry for taking so long to answer this lol.

I'm going to write out this list but I need my friends to know that if I didn't add you, it's not because you're not near and dear to my heart, it's because I'm an idiot and my brain doesn't work right sometimes. But yeah, this is basically a list of my friends lol and other writers haha.

Not all of these writers write dark content, but I still recommend them highly.

These are writers who write for the Oscar Isaac fandom in general, or who USED to write for it.

@virtie333

@reallyrallyauthor

@astroboots

@faretheeoscar

@oddballwriter

@soft-girl-musings

@theywhowriteandknowthings

@spacecowboyhotch

@angel-of-the-moons

@ominoose

@runa-falls

@saturn-rings-writes

@inklore

@ivystoryweaver

@boredzillenial

@eyelessfaces

@spider-starry

@sweetly-yours-and-mine

@fandxmslxt69

@pimosworld

@xbellaxcarolinax

@artemiseamoon

@missdictatorme

@romana-after-dark

@theluciansystem

@psychedelic-ink

@minigirl87

@bit-dodgy-innit

@luc-k-y

@poedameronthighs

@moonknightly

@360iris

@lunalockley

@thirstworldproblemss

@foli-vora

@ninebluehearts

@charnelhouse

@juneknight

@thot-of-khonshu

@kittyofalltrades

@jake-g-lockley

@writefightandflightclub

@foxilayde

@my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction

@romanarose

@soonknight

@flightlessangelwings

@whatthefishh

@campingwiththecharmings

@dameronscopilot

#moon knight #triple frontier #sucker punch #across the spiderverse #scenes from a marriage #star wars #dune 2021 #dune #lightningface #robin hood 2010 #robin hood #the promise #annihilation #ex machina #card counter #life itself #in secret #a most violent year #inside llewyn davis #revenge for jolly #the two faces of january #drive #operation finale #mojave #the letter room #agora #for greater glory #big gold brick #marc spector #jake lockley

[lilydvoratrelundar]

God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time. Forty-three species of parrot! Nipples for men! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

Time Bandits (1981) Directed by Terry Gilliam

#time bandits #time bandits 1981 #timebanditsedit #time bandits edit #gif #lily dot tee ex tee #lily edits #filmgif #filmedit #terry gilliam #john cleese #sean connery #david warner #robin hood #agamemnon #flashing cw #flashing tw #flashing gif #tw flashing #flashing #UNSHADOWBANNED BABY LETS SEE IF THIS SHOWS UP IN TAGS

[millyhelp]

Do you know Maneskin? And if you don't do it well...I come with a suggestion for you JSJDKSKDKDJ

Lately I'm obsessed with "Read your diary" by Maneskin, I just feel like Jason Jason as an ex is totally THAT song and I haven't been able to get it out of my head, so I just pray that you read this, I really like your writing so I came to waste my brain here HAHAHAJSJK

I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED TO THIS MUSIC NOW! LIKE WOW!!! Thank you for sending me this ask! I love responding ;)

Another AU is soooo good to write. Guys I really loves AU!Jason Todd.

Thank you btw! Now... read this!

Ex!Jason Todd

Fuck, it had been a few months since you broke up with Jason. This man was crazy and sentimental (more than usual).

He couldn't get over it. Even after months here he was, sending you flowers and chocolate, which you didn't accept and often threw away in the trash. He still watched you from the rooftops dressed in red hood, it wasn't always, but he still kept an eye on you.

Jason was pacing back and forth in his own apartment. his mind never leaving you. He needs you back. everything you forgot at his house was still in the same place. your shoes, your panties, the polaroid photos of you two, oh your nudes, and your diary.

He made a point of reading it every day to feel you closer, to discover how to enter your life again. Jason used your perfume on his pillows when he slept.

Jason touched himself while remembering your beautiful moans and whimpers. This man needs you back.

He needed a shower. Crying and seeing your nudes made him needy, more than he already was. Fuck, how he wished his left hand was you wrapped around him.

"Yn..." He let your name leave his lips like a whimper. He placed his forehead on the bathroom tile and continued moving back and forth with his hand, imagining you there. He was close. So needy. So hard. only for you. oh you. you. you.

"Fu- oh! Fuck!" Jason punched the wall with his right hand as it came apart in his left hand. Suddenly the water in the shower seemed colder.

Jason started to cry and the tears ran down his body along with the shower water.

He need you back, and he will have it. He just don't know how, yet.

I know... it was short, BUT I LOVED TO WRITE IT!! Thank u again, anon. You have my heart 🫡

#jason todd #jason todd smut #red hood x reader #red hood x you #jason todd imagine #red hood smut #jason todd oneshot #millyhelp thoughts~ #millyhelp asks~ #ex!jason todd

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 32

 News in both Gotham and out of Gotham have gotten it into their heads that the best way to get the new scoop is to chase after both heroes and villains for interviews and words. Normally this wouldn’t be too bad but there’s this one pair that is really not giving up and really getting on Jason’s nerves. 

 Eventually, fed up, exhausted, and just tired with them ruining his undercover operations, the Red Hood agrees to one question while up on the side of a building. 

 And look, if they had asked any other question at any other time he could have come up with a better bullshit answer, but he’s exhausted and just wants to take care of this injury on his arm and collapse onto his bed. 

 So his answer when they ask what his opinion on Batman is wasn’t exactly thought out, even if he’ll insist it was definitely on purpose later with his siblings. 

 “I hope Bruce gets me in the divorce.” 

#prompts #batman #bruce wayne #red hood #jason todd #Honestly the internet blows up from that one sentence lol #In world batman & bruce shippers are screaming and going rabid #People are now asking Bruce what his relations with Batman is #And he should be madder he really should #But Jason called him dad in a roundabout sort of way #And his secret identity is sort of being *Set* by this incident #Him? Batman? Oh no that's his ex and he's obviously taking all the kids in the divorce #The kids get in on it & are having fun in and out of costume