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#humor as a coping mechanism my beloved <3
deityofhearts · 8 months
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one of the fun things about my life being a neverending nightmare is that it has given me tons of joke material
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thedeadthree · 1 year
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i would also like to know baby boy vik's reaction to the Betrayal 👁
HI HI DEAR ! i would be happy to recall the tale of vik's thoughts during ye olde great betrayal of phil to the besties <3
send me an episode/chapter/scene/ect. and i'll tell you what my OC was doing during it
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"I KNEW YOU WERE WACK !" was the first thing he yelled the second that things went sour jhssnjha. along with "and here I thought we were besties." and "sacre bleu we've been had!" SWEET SWEET VINDICATION for dear boy jahsbxjh. his moment of sweet vindication didn't last long ofc when the scuffle starts right. took out a few people and had motioned to leave with simon and soap, when either graves or one of his besties on his side knocked his lights out rendering him briefly unconscious and he woke but with ale and isi in the cell... where he proceeded to taunt and give graves a hard time for funnies. make the best out of things u know? if at the most he expected things as much as graves teased him once and the pettiness in vik never trusted him after that asjnkxn THOUGH.. major bummer he wouldn't get to spend more time with nessie.. LUCKY FOR HIM SHE BREAKS HIM OUT RIGHT.. so its a major lemonade from lemons moment in a situation of lemons for him <3
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asimpforhotpixels · 2 years
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Title: The Creator's Guardian (Prologue)
Summary: a tale of teyvat's creator's adventure as she tries to retrieve what she lost and hopefully purge her world of the corruption that plagues it. a tale told by a very overworked guardian as they try to save their beloved creator from her own stupidity and flirtiness
Series Warnings: Spoilers probably, Blood, Violence (a lot less than most impostor fics) Overlooked trauma, Bottled up emotions. will add more as the series progress
Additional Tags: Semi-Canon compliant, Women-centric as hell, OOC characters, Self-Indulgent series, Kinda SAGAU, the more accurate tag would be semi-soft! impostor cult AU. Creator/Guardian!Reader/Genshin Women. A very flirty, stubborn, "humor is my coping mechanism" Divine God.
Reader Pronouns: They/Them
Word Count: 1171 words
Author’s Note: ah yes, here we are. this started as "why aren't there more women-centric sagau fics" and I realized I might be looking in the wrong places but fuck it I'll write one myself. There will be male characters in this fic however, they will serve as side characters. I also feel the need to disclose the fact that I'm still doing research on the whole Genshin lore which is why some parts of this might be inaccurate. La Signora is alive because it's a self-indulgent fic I do what I want. So if you dislike everything I've said in this note then I believe this fic isn't for you. But if you do like whatever I've said in this note, then I hope you enjoy reading beloved readers <3
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Taglist: @chocoenvy
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The Twelveth Harbinger. The Guardian. Also known as the hidden Harbinger, for the people of Snezhnaya at least. For the rest of Teyvat? As far as they know, there are only eleven Harbingers under the Tsaritsa’s thumb. 
Why is that? You may ask. Simply because… The Twelveth Harbinger never worked for the Empress of Ice, rather they worked with her. 
Hushed whispers echoed throughout the pristine crystalized hallway as you walked alongside Damselette and The Knave, both engrossed in their own world while you simply walked beside them, quietly listening to Columbina’s hums and Arlecchino’s occasional murmurs of displeasure as she carries a stack of neatly piled paper. Suddenly as you turn the corner, you manage to bump into the marionette’s giant puppet that’s always carrying her.
“Oh, dear.” Columbina exclaims as the puppet’s hand holds you up.
“Are you alright?” Arlecchino questioned, the stack of papers she was previously holding pinned underneath her armpits as she assesses the damage done to you
The Marionette although quiet seems to fuss over the slowly forming bump on your head as she fixes your slightly messy hair. 
“I’m feeling quite well, a little shook up but I am rather fine.” You reassured them with a smile
“What is with all this fuss so late into the night?” A sharp voice cut through the cheery atmosphere you’ve managed to create
“Rosalyne.” Arlecchino greets her with a cordial yet happy tone.
“You’re back!” You exclaimed walking over to the woman who’s obviously still tired, clad in thick coats and her Fatui uniform
“Yes. It was quite a dreadful journey. The City of Bards was as suffocating as it was before.” She sneers as she fluffs up your newly fixed hair, much to Sandrone’s pouts
“Well, you can blame that on the Anemo Archon who seemed to have given his nation far too much freedom.” You huffed
“That rat could never pass off as an archon. The only true archon worthy of such praise is Her Majesty, The Tsaritsa.” She scoffs
“Ah! That reminds me, Rosalyne, I sincerely apologize, however…” Arlecchino hands Rosalyne a hefty stack of paper
“Verdammt.” She cusses as she sighs
Your eyes grow dark as you remember the memories that invaded your brain last night, of Rosalyne’s death and the funeral held at Zapolyarny Palace. If you remember correctly, the papers that Rosalyne is holding right now would be the details for Tartaglia’s assignment on Liyue. You were then thinking of taking the Inazuma assignment rather than Rosalyne under the guise of rest and letting The Balladeer square it off with his mother. 
Truthfully, at first, you couldn’t care less about the Tsaritsa and her little minions. You didn’t even know them, not until they freed you from your cage, and even then you treated them as mere pawns to your ultimate goal. 
You see, you were never born. No. You were created. By the one and only Divine Creator. Created from her own blood and various items she herself created, just for you. You were the first sentient creature she created once she had been satisfied with the world she has conjured up. “Teyvat” she called it. She soon created being similar to you, yet they don’t hold the same abilities and divine presence as you. She explained that these are called humans, mortals, beings who are extremely fragile and can easily die when the years pass by. You saw no use for them but they made the creator happy so you couldn’t care less. 
You walked alongside her as she traveled through Teyvat, helping her creation flourish until she realized she could not keep up with all of her creation’s demands anymore, even with you acting as her “secretary” as she called you. So as much as you tried to stop her, she created the Gods, beings with a little less divinity than you but still much more powerful than humans. They are tasked with guiding humans in their everyday life with things that are inside their domain. She even created a floating nation just for them, Celestia as it is known now. 
They were supposed to be loyal to our great Creator. They were supposed to protect her and her creations. You could feel your hand shake in anger yet again as you reminisce the past. You forced yourself to calm down, you are still in between 4 of your beloved friends after all. Besides, The Tsaritsa definitely wouldn’t appreciate you destroying the palace in which she resides. 
And so with Columbina’s gentle humming, the gentle heavy thumps of Sandrone’s moving chair, and Arlecchino’s discussion with Rosalyne, you’ve arrived in front of Tsaritsa’s throne room. Moving aside so that Sandrone’s puppet could push open the extremely tall double door of the said throne room. 
And inside sat Her Majesty, The Tsaritsa in all her icy glory. Her eyes opened up with a sharp glare as if threatening to smite those who dare disturb her peace, only for it to soften just a tad bit upon seeing the 5 of you. She motions you to stand beside her and so you did, quietly listening in to their reports as to what happened this week. In contrast to what a specific person would say, Tsaritsa, cares deeply about her subjects, enough that she would listen to reports from her Harbingers every week without fail. 
As Columbina opened her mouth to deliver her news, a sudden ache pulsated throughout you, you winced slightly and clutched your chest right above where your heart is. A few seconds later, you feel a snap as if a rope was forcibly cut into two, snapping it in half with its threads desperately longing to be reunited once again, which is then followed by an excruciating pain spreading throughout your body starting from your head. 
You couldn’t stop yourself from screaming in pain as you fell to your knees, squeezing your eyes shut, your face contorted in pain. The next time you managed to open your eyes, you were still in the throne room with The Tsaritsa kneeling beside you, worry etched deeply into her face as her hands gather elemental energy in hopes to cool down your burning temperature, Rosalyne was holding a tall glass of water with the same worried look on her face which can be seen in Sandrone, Columbina and Arlecchino’s faces as well. You thought that it felt odd and out of place considering that they always looked so cold and intimidating but you couldn’t care less about that right now as the pain intensified tenfold.
You could feel yourself losing your own consciousness as the dreadfully familiar feeling of helplessness wash over you. Right before you closed your eyes, however, you could see something rip through the room’s space as a disheveled Lumine rush through it. 
There would be only one reason for this feeling. Only one reason that the Abyss Princess herself would seek you out like this. 
The Creator’s body is missing from the Abyss.
The Creator is back.
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whispering-depths · 27 days
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finished this portrait series of my shadow monk, Juno, illustrating their journey from Chosen of Bhaal to reformed bhaalspawn~
I am nearing the end of their playthrough, having just fought Orin and getting ready for an ill-advised alliance with an ex. the 1v1 duel with Orin was literally SO EASY as a monk, I cast hold monster on her in the first round of combat and then just punched her to death in two turns before she could take a single action. my last durge was a druid, and I struggled with the Orin duel on that playthrough, only actually winning because her AI glitched out and she kept skipping her actions (oops)
JUNO BEFORE THE TADPOLE
the top image shows two versions of Juno before the tadpole, first dressed up in their best cult leader ritual night finery and then in full assassin mode, stalking the shadows like a ghost. I really liked the way the face mask covers the lower half of their face, so that their identity is entirely hidden except for those piercing, bottomless black eyes. they were a devastatingly effective assassin, a zealous temple leader, and all-around a little freaky and unnerving, but they were also known for their dark humor, a blunt but soft-spoken thoughtfulness and, at times, a kindness and mercy that was most unbecoming of a Bhaal's chosen.
JUNO AFTER THE TADPOLE
on the bottom, we have Juno as they appear during the events of Baldur's Gate 3. just off the nautiloid, we see them looking disheveled and tired, like a sopping wet cat—sporting a choppy haircut courtesy of their once beloved sister Orin and new scars courtesy of Kressa Bonedaughter. they had no idea who they are aside from a name and an urge, and had near constant headaches, night terrors, panic attacks, and withdrawal-like symptoms that would only go away after killing. Act 1 was a pretty rough time of unhealthy coping mechanisms, trying to deal with the amnesia and the urges through drinking and sex, but all the while trying to do right by the people around them.
all through Act 2, they’re picking up the pieces of themself, bonding more deeply with Astarion, Shadowheart, and Halsin, and learning more about the wretched past they had forgotten. nearly losing Astarion to their urges terrifies them, and they try to distance themself from him, but it ultimately only brings them closer. seeing Shadowheart reject her goddess of her own will was another pivotal moment in their journey.
in Act 3, they decide to chop off the rest of their hair after the bhaalspawn revelation in Rivington led them to distance themself from their past and heritage once and for all--this is a new beginning for them. Jaheira (and by extension, Minsc) become important figures in Juno's life, Jaheira as mentor and confidante and Minsc as moral support. at the end, Astarion has rejected the ritual, Juno has rejected their father's blood, and they're well on their way to a new beginning, together.
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wifegideonnav · 1 year
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saw a post about the fandoms use of the word chussy and how violating and disrespectful it is and it really got me thinking. not going to name the op because I am absolutely not trying to argue with their take which is clearly fueled by very real anger and hurt, and I fully respect their opinion. so please understand that im not trying to start #discourse and anyone who does so on this post will be blocked (eta: please feel free to disagree with this post and let me know that you do/argue your point. by discourse I mean the annoying and pointless brand of internet arguing that we all know and hate). all that being said, here’s my take on the issue:
1. the post raised some excellent points about the desecration of the body and the implications of sexual assault that the nonconsensual alteration of gideons body carries. so first off: this is absolutely an important point and it’s something that needs to be taken into consideration. additionally, the oversexualization of butches is a huge problem and the use of the word chussy undoubtedly plays into this. all of these things must be acknowledged and respected.
2. my analysis of the joking nature the fandom has taken towards gideons chest wound is that this attitude is fueled by grief and discomfort/despair. muir tends to take her characters past their breaking points and explore how that impacts them, and that is a really hard thing to witness as a reader, especially when it’s a character as beloved as gideon, especially when the change from the first book to the third is so stark. imo, people simply don’t know how to handle these feelings, and funnel them into black humor. inappropriate? yeah, probably. but I think what’s crucial here is that this is a coping mechanism for very real feelings that are stirred up by these books. people aren’t being irreverent purely for the sake of it (though there’s definitely some of that too), they’re processing uncomfortable emotions stirred up by this - crucially - fictional character
3. arguably, this reaction was also brought on by muir herself. violence and sex are inextricably tied in this universe. harrow and ianthe have multiple sexually charged scenes that are explicitly violent - the scene where ianthe knifes harrows hand and obviously the bone arm scene. the dios apate scenes are laden with hatred, deception, and a desire to literally murder one of the participants. joli thinks nona and cam are being prostituted. palamedes’s love interest turns out to be murdered, and he tries to kill her killer in return. pyrrha has sex with a corpse. while the sexual aspect of it is never discussed, harrows conception is marked by genocide. even the excerpt of alecto that muir shared earlier this year combines a description of personal struggle and torment with explicit yonic imagery. this is all to say, the concept of gideons wound being partially sexual within the text is not far fetched at all. i would honestly be surprised if alecto doesn’t address this in some way, either in a joking way or a serious way (knowing muir, probably both). for all muir’s faux outrage over the term in the q&a earlier today (technically yesterday), she always knows exactly what she’s doing and dare I say more or less exactly how the fandom is going to react to things. im certain she anticipated that people would draw a connection between the wound and sexuality. now, muir intentionally planting this subtext does not negate any problematic aspects of said implication. but I think it’s important to note that it’s not purely a “fandom joking about serious topics” thing - it also falls on the writer
overall, I think it’s a very nuanced topic, as with pretty much everything pertaining to muirs work. bodily autonomy is a huge theme in tlt and there is a certain flavor of ignoring or defying muirs message in making a joke out of the bodily violation that gideon has suffered. however, again, i a) think the jokes stem from a place of understanding muirs intent and the discomfort that arises due to this and b) maintain that this is not a case of the fandom disrespecting a creators message but rather the fandom running with the context and tone of the source material. and finally, I want to emphasize that this is a fictional character, and while attitudes toward fiction 100% affect reality, I doubt that the people making these jokes would do so if they were aimed at a real person.
i fully invite conversation on this post and I would love to hear what you guys think, particularly butches (I am a lesbian who considers myself gnc but not masc/butch and i would never presume to speak for/over butches, especially on a topic so important). i don’t mean to be a killjoy, but after reading that post and reflecting I do think it’s important to explore the ramifications of these jokes before continuing to make them.
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Okay, okay, I know you don't associate with the (albeit very toxic) bnha fandom, but I just desperately wanted to know about your thoughts on Denki?
Also hi ily sm for entertaining me and seriously if this is making you have the anxieties don't answer it
Love ya <333
aaayyy beloved!
happy to share my thoughts on Denki Kaminari(the loml)!!! I just don't tag my bnha stuff as anything other than bnha, because then they will never <3 find me <3 hah <3
anyways. Denki Kaminari:
Pop punk all the way. Sk8r boi see you later boy all the way. He's got a sense of style that's unrivaled. Ripped jeans, band tees, necklaces, earrings, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At the Disco. He wears converse and plays his music on the highest possible setting through his earbuds. He's black and white and pink and yellow, pastel blue and neon green, and of course, bright, bright, bright yellow.
Skateboards are the only thing he's coordinated with. Whenever he's got free time on weekends, he heads to the park near his house and skateboards. He's actually got a ton of non-school friends who go to the skate park regularly and they all just generally have a great time. If he wasn't going to be a pro-hero, he'd be a pro-skateboarder instead. His phone is full of shaky videos of him and his skater friends doing tricks. In the background, there's always half-ecstatic shrieking whenever one of them lands a trick.
He chews bubblegum and sticks it to the bottom of desks. Also, if a class doesn't have assigned seating, he's the kid who constantly moves around and disrupts the self-assigned seating of everyone else in the class. People get so annoyed about it, but Kaminari is never going to change.
The lightning bolt in his hair is natural. It just matches his entire aesthetic perfectly.
Super high pain tolerance naturally. Once, when Mina demanded that all her friends try that period pain simulator(because Mina's like that), Kaminari made it all the way to the second-worst pain level before having to stop. Bakugo, however, was out in two levels.
It gets worse after a ton of quirk usage. All that zapping really frazzles his nerves to the point where someone could punch him in the arm and he wouldn't feel it. It's a dangerous side effect to have brought on in battle, but it's just something he's gotta deal with.
That being said, he could get shot and not notice until after the battle's over and the adrenaline starts to wear off. He could keep a hand pressed over the wound because he still doesn't feel it. He could slowly start to feel it again, get woozy from pain and blood loss, and stagger forwards, only to collapse and have his friends crowd around him worriedly. Just a thought.
ADHD, Dyslexia, and Dysgraphia. Diagnosed. However, he thinks a pro-hero should be able to pass without accommodations. So my dude is struggling in class, and absolutely sucking, because of his pride and his internalized idea that he is somehow less diligent, less smart, and less worthy of his place in the class if he actually gets help with his diagnosed medical issues.
His parents really trust him to know how to take care of himself. They're good people, and they pretty much let him deal with his own life. They're always there if he needs them, but he's so determined to not need them, that he simply won't go to them. He's independent enough, the sixteen year old said to himself, who needs parents? Gotta have that "self-reliant to a fault" complex that all the 1-A kids have, right? Why get an adult if you can get trauma and pain and do it yourself!
He silently hates short-circuiting. That's it. He loathes it. He hates how he reacts. He hates how much of an idiot he seems. He hates how he can't think. It's like the numbness from earlier takes over his whole brain. It's nasty, and he hates it. But he laughs it off. Humor is an excellent coping mechanism, because if he can't laugh, he'll cry, and then everyone will know he's got feelings about it deep down, and nope! Pro-heroes can't have those! He's just gotta get better and stop short-circuiting.
Aizawa loves the kid. Aizawa loves all his kids. But Aizawa really appreciates what Kaminari can do, and appreciates the vibe he brings. Especially his positivity. Reminds Aizawa of Present Mic. The world definitely needs more Present Mics in it. Bubbly, confident, on-fire people, willing to speak their minds and brighten the lives of others? Aizawa loves to see it.
I have so many more thoughts on him... but like these are some of my main ones!! :DDD
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jaaaaamie i need book recs pretty please; you know what i like :) (also HOW ARE YOU ILY)
hiiii arwen my beloved!!!! i'm good, how are you? 💛💛
this is truly so much pressure.... i genuinely have five tabs open just to answer this ask, it's that serious. i don't know if you've read some of these but i hope there's at least something on this list you enjoy!!
first things first you can always check out my book recs tag or my goodreads <3 i have an all-time favorites shelf and shelves of my favorites each year if you're interested!
putting the recommendations beneath the cut because this got longggg omg
Sawkill Girls by Claire Legrand — Young adult, horror, mystery, LGBTQ+. Three teenage girls come together to fight a dark and magical force that has been killing young women on Sawkill Island for decades.
Cover Story by Susan Rigetti — Adult, contemporary, crime. A young woman becomes trapped in a con artist's elaborate web.
To Break a Covenant by Alison Ames — Young adult, paranormal horror, LGBTQ+. A group of close friends investigate the haunted mines beneath their town.
Hangsaman by Shirley Jackson — Coming of age, historical, understated. A young woman leaves home to attend a women's college. (Jamie's note: the summary of this book says it's loosely based on a real-life disappearance. There's no evidence this is true other than the fact that Shirley Jackson lived in the same town as the missing young woman and her husband taught at the college the young woman attended.) This a strange book with little actual plot — it's much more a character study of our main character, Natalie. That said, I really loved this book. It's very fascinating to try to piece together what is really happening in Natalie's life and what is her imagination running away from her as a coping mechanism.
56 Days by Catherine Ryan Howard — Adult, mystery thriller, contemporary. Over the course of 56 days at the very beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic, two people go from strangers to living together - and then one of them is murdered. This is one of the strangest and twistiest books I've read in the last few years and I am still not completely sure how to feel about it.
The Woman in the Library by Sulari Gentill — Adult, mystery thriller, story in a story. Four strangers are sitting together at a table in the library when a scream sends the building into lockdown. While they wait to be cleared to leave, the strangers become friends. Later that day, a dead body is found in the library. One of the four characters from the table is the killer. But how, and why? And then, of course, there's the other story.... This book genuinely creeped me out. The dual storylines aren't for everyone but I personally loved it.
Rules for Vanishing by Kate Alice Marshall — Young adult, paranormal horror, LGBTQ+. In the faux-documentary style of The Blair Witch Project comes the campfire story of a missing girl, a vengeful ghost, and the girl who is determined to find her sister—at all costs. A group of teens disappear into the woods in the middle of the night to play a game that will help them find the ghost of a lost girl and the main character's missing sister. I believe my review of this book describes it as "a mindfuck and a half."
The Cartographers by Peng Shepherd — Adult, contemporary fantasy, mystery. A famous cartographer is murdered and his estranged daughter, whose academic reputation he singlehandedly destroyed, begins to investigate his death. This book has rare maps, one of the most original magic systems I've read, second-chance romance, dual storylines (with flashbacks that I found, at times, more interesting than the modern storyline) and a main character named Nell. What isn't to enjoy?
Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson — Adult, mystery, humor. A man attends a family reunion at an isolated ski lodge where the members of his family are slowly but surely being murdered. I believe I've recommended this one to you before! It was silly and definitely a love letter to golden age mysteries. A little outrageous at times, but it definitely kept me interested.
Firekeeper's Daughter by Angeline Boulley — Young adult, mystery, romance. A teenage biracial Native girl witnesses a murder and is thrust into an undercover investigation inside her close-knit community. This book made me cry approximately a billion times. I have my problems with the romance portion, but this book truly blew me away. It's a slow-build that tackles a lot of topics but ultimately I think it does a phenomenal job.
I'm the Girl by Courtney Summers — Young adult, mystery thriller, LGBTQ+. A teenage girl discovers a dead body on the side of the road and quickly finds herself thrown into a world of luxury, opulence, and violence. It's dark and uncomfortable, but it's also a powerful and emotional read. Also includes a nod to Summers' earlier novel, Sadie. (If you haven't read Sadie, I also highly recommend it! Very gripping and dark YA mystery novel.)
Portrait of a Thief by Grace D. Li — Young adult, crime, contemporary. The story of a group of young Chinese American adults who plan to steal back stolen Chinese art on the dime of a mysterious benefactor. This story is a lot more about the characters and their lives than it is about the heists, so make sure you're ready for that going in. This is a stunning, fast-paced novel with multiple POVs and characters you can't help but love.
Ace of Spades by Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé — Young adult, mystery thriller, dark academia. Comped as "Get Out meets Gossip Girl," this is the story of (the only) two Black students at a private school with a sinister secret.
The Girls I've Been by Tess Sharpe — Young adult, thriller, LGBTQ+. Seventeen-year-old Nora, her girlfriend, and her best friend are trapped in a bank while it's being robbed. Or are the robbers trapped in the bank with Nora?
The Dead and the Dark by Courtney Gould — Young adult, paranormal horror, LGBTQ+. A book about a small town, the things that lurk in the dark, and two teenage girls who team up to discover what is haunting their home and killing their friends.
Check, Please! by Ngozi Ukazu — Graphic novel, sports, LGBTQ+. This series follows Eric Bittle, a gay hockey player at a liberal arts college. There are few series that hold as special a place in my heart as this one. It's got found family, a cast of the most lovable characters you'll ever meet, baking, vlogging, romance, and more. Just writing this recommendation makes me wanna reread right now.
Perfect on Paper by Sophie Gonzales — Young adult, romance, LGBTQ+. A teenage girl who sells love advice anonymously is hired by a classmate to help him win back his girlfriend. This book is for the bisexuals. It's also probably my favorite YA romance in the world.
okay this is getting out of hand so i'm gonna end it here. i hope there's something here that you enjoy <3333 and i also hope you haven't read all of these because that would be so awkward </3 anyway ilysm arwen!!! 💕💗
Trigger warnings: (Preface to the trigger warnings: I'm listing these a while out from reading them so these lists may be incomplete, I recommend checking out reviews as well to get a more complete picture.)
Sawkill Girls: murder, death of a parent, death of a sibling, grief, grooming, body horror, child abuse and neglect, suicidal ideation, misogyny
Cover Story: car accident
To Break a Covenant: death, loss of a loved one, gore, animal death, mention of suicide attempt, child abandonment
Hangsaman: implied sexual assault, misogyny
56 Days: murder, suicide, death of a loved one
The Woman in the Library: murder, mentions of sexual assault, stalking
Rules for Vanishing: death, loss of a loved one, murder
The Cartographers: murder, death of a loved one, fire
Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone: murder, death of a loved one, death of a child, drowning
Firekeeper's Daughter: murder, suicide, rape, drug use and addiction, gun violence, grief, kidnapping, racism, misogyny
I'm the Girl: Murder, sexual assault, grooming, death of a loved one, grief, suicide
Portrait of a Thief: generational trauma, colonialism
Ace of Spades: racism, homophobia, stalking, suicidal ideation, suicide attempt, murder, car accident, forced outing, bullying, panic attacks, gun violence
The Girls I've Been: listed by the author here
The Dead and the Dark: murder, drowning, major character death, homophobia, hate crimes, grief
Check, Please!: homophobia, anxiety, overdose, sports-related injuries, sports-related violence, internalized biphobia, bullying
Perfect on Paper: biphobia, underage drinking, divorce, cheating
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bambirex · 1 year
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Jaskier and Jesse Pinkman are kind of the same person: Part 3
The last part of my nonsense comparison post, I promise!
Spoilers for both shows, and tw for mention of drug and alcohol abuse!
Part 1 Part 2
They're often blamed for things going to shit: see the infamous mountain scene between Jaskier and Geralt where Geralt brutally sends Jaskier away, and quite many scenes of Walt going off on Jesse and calling him stupid over the smallest of things.
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Both are pretty ADHD-coded, hyperactive, fidgety; a big chunk of their fandoms headcanon them as ADHD- havers. (couldn't find a pic to prove this one, you just have to trust my own ADHD brain)
The writers love to torture them both, physically and emotionally alike; they both go through some extreme, bloody and horrific situations, which they miraculously leave in one piece but the shitloads of trauma remains. Since the writers love to whump the shit out of them, the fandoms usually follow the same pattern. Let's just hope Jaskier's trauma will be addressed in the upcoming seasons, the way Jesse's was!
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The substance abuse. Obviously very explicit in Jesse's case, as his drug addiction is a very prominent plot point.
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With Jaskier, it's mostly theorizing and a bit more subtle (and I guess this can be a controversial take), but i couldn't help but notice (and I've seen other people point it out before), that he might have a problem with drinking, especially in season 2 where he appears to be drinking heavily to soothe his heartache, presumably - the scene where he's cuddling a literal wine botttle, anyone? The show probably won't adress it, but i wish it did.
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They're both kind of smart and dumb at the same time ; Jaskier is master of the seven liberal arts and an academic, and is obviously very intelligent, but he does say and do the weirdest, dumbest things (trying to befriend a monster in the bushes, for example); Jesse is beloved for his often very simple way of thinking. But the boy has street smarts, and by the end, he cooks up some incredible plans to bring down Walt and save himself. Kind of related to this, both of them often get used as comic relief. Jaskier more so, obviously, often providing the light- hearted fun when things get very heavy (he also definitely uses his humor as a coping mechanism, right??), and Jesse, while not being a comic relief character at all, often says and does the funniest lines on the show, and the most hilarious scenes are usually tied to him.
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Jaskier befriending the mice in the prison cell, and Jesse befriending bugs give me lots of feelings for some reason, and it's also just such a lovely little parallel.
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Poor meow meow and cringefail vibes in all the best ways. No picture needed, I think y'all get the point. I wanna put them both in my pocket.
Lots of people headcanon them trans/queer in some way. I don't know what to do with this, but I love it and find it interesting enough to point out, so here.
Alright, that's it, this is what happens when I have the thought process of "wouldn't it be fucked up if I spent an hour making a useless list" 😂
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You ever think about how Joe and Cherry (and potentially Shadow) must look at Reki, Langa, and Miya joke around in a good Gen Z manner and just think to themselves "when did life fail these kids"?
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I’m going through old art books and I forgot about this oc I made a few years ago named Suicidal Susie who was this girl that every time she tries to kill herself it doesn’t work through a series of hilarious mistakes and every time someone asks her why she wants to die she answers differently with something just stupid like “Megamind is an underrated masterpiece” or whatever I still think she’s hilarious and a good outlet to fuck with also fun to draw lmao
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noa-ciharu · 2 years
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I think I've successfully memed my way out of this one guys
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The Forgotten Folk: All Things Gnome (2)
A few Dungeons and Dragons species inspire so much interest in me as gnomes. They’re small, secretive, seen as universally annoying – relatable, really. I’ve been daydreaming about the gnomekind for some time now and I want to write down my views on it in details!
This series of loredump + headcanon posts will both incorporate and discard lore bits taken from all editions of DnD. When the Forgotten Realms Wiki can do it, so can I. (Forgotten Realms Wiki, unironically my beloved) Speaking of Forgotten Realms, that is the setting I have most in mind while writing this but I’m sure you can modify it for usage with any gnomes in your mind!
In this post I will only cover surface gnomes in traditional communities. No svirfneblin (yet!), no Feydark gnomes (yet!), no Lantan (although most of this will probably apply to them, too).
For additional flavor, I’ve decided to try to write this series in character. I have a gnome wizard OC named Glim Waywocket, who grew up in a traditional gnome commune. At the time he’s writing this, he’s a young apprentice at the Blackstaff Academy in Waterdeep.
Part 2: Gnomish hierarchy and authorities
Author’s note: Don’t be shocked by the change of perspective, dear reader. After I pointed out several glaring errors in the work of prof. A., he told me to “kindly continue the essays myself”. Well, don’t mind if I do! It makes perfect sense. From whom else would you learn about gnomes? Mordenkainen?
Gnomes and hierarchy
To better understand the gnomish view of hierarchy and authorities, we must examine their cultural values. I will summarize them into three main points.
Curiosity. As one of our sayings goes, “pity the confused who don’t ask ‘what’, pity more the ignorant who don’t ask ‘why’”, being inquisitive and nosy is considered a sign of being alive and bright. Following commands without understanding the reasoning behind them is foolish to a gnome.
Positivity. The stereotype of the jolly gnome who can’t be moved by anything and stays disgustingly happy and giggles through everything is just that: a stereotype. But presuming it popped in people’s heads out of the thin air is giving their creativity too much credit. It stems from a basic misunderstanding of gnomish all-time favorite coping mechanism, humor. For a gnome laughter is preferable to crying, and it’s also our way of delivering criticism and commentary to each other. Authority figures can be absolutely hilarious to us.
Distance. Or, in other words, the ability to not interfere. I have a mental exercise for you, dear reader! Give me the names of 3 gnomes that meddled in the geo-political situation of Faerûn, or anywhere, really. It’s just three names, you can do that, right? No, you can’t. The push to stay away and let others make the mistakes is deeply ingrained in our culture. It’s simply seen as a taboo to wrestle for control.
These ideas reach far beyond the burrows. Gnomes that travel or have found their home in settlements dominated by other cultures are unlikely to revere the local powers that be or be politically active themselves. According to law enforcement, gnomes tend to commit “crimes”1 such as unlicensed magic practice, unregistered trade, use of illegal recreational substances, and mockery of the Lord/Lady.
1 I can have little quotation marks as a treat. Nothing political, I assure you!
In spite of that, the gnome cultural mentality makes us gravitate slightly more to the Law than to the Chaos in relation to the planar conceptions of those terms, though it’s not possible to place our society fully in either.
The spirit of laws is important to gnomes. For example, theft is wrong not because it’s prohibited, or because it’s taking something that doesn’t belong to you, but because you’re depriving someone else of that something. A law-abiding gnome will therefore not steal, but not be against taking an abandoned item on the street even in areas where that’s considered theft by law.
Speaking of gnomes who have integrated themselves into multicultural societies, even though we are often labeled as troubling elements, the gnomish presence is rarely a threat to the establishment. Gnomes take badly to anybody trying to impose their authority over them, but their solution is a retreat, not an uprising. Many of us believe that it’s not our fight nor our place to overthrow tyrants, no matter how terrible they may be.
But what about communities where it’s all gnomes? Who rules there?
If you approach a gnome commune (under the rare pretense it lets you) and ask for their leader, the most likely answer you get is giggles, the gnomes pointing at each other, and amused quips. We aren’t leaderless in the traditional sense, but rather lack the cultural notion of a leadership position.
When the commune needs to make a decision, they gather and everyone with an opinion (including children) says their piece. Then, if no option goes uncontested, they vote. For issues that concern one group more than everyone else, votes of the gnomes most affected have more power. In the case of a tie, the gathering ends, everybody grabs something to eat, goes on a walk, and the next day the process repeats.
This approach to governing is yet another reason why gnomes in general shun the idea of forming their own nations. If we lived in greater numbers, we would have to sacrifice this practice in favor of building a swifter, more robust structure that would inevitably congregate the power on one or a few individuals.
At this point you may be asking, “What does a gnome commune do when they need to decide at the moment of notice?”
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Well, in that case, they follow whoever has the most expertise – usually one of the elder members, but anyone who proposes any sensible course of action and has enough natural authority is likely to be listened to. That’s what we mean when we say that we’re not leaderless. We have a leader! It’s just most of the time all of us… and sometimes it’s a surprise.
Even though it’s viewed as a virtue of our society by gnomes themselves, other more expansive forces note it as one of the most easily exploitable gnomish weaknesses, and their strategists go to great lengths to make the attack as chaotic as possible to take advantage of the gnomes potentially getting into disagreements and dividing. Or would go to great lengths, if someone cared enough to devote any bigger effort to hunt for gnomish settlements. Some such as bandit groups, gnolls and drow sometimes do, but it’s extremely hard to discover a gnome burrow in the first place, and the potential loot most often just doesn’t justify the effort.
Hiding and avoiding conflict simply by the virtue of the aggressors forgetting about our existence has been integral to our survival ever since our history remembers, and so has been the importance we place on equality and respect for each and every individual. The latter is something many other races could learn from us; the former is a source of unending debates among the gnomekind.
“There has never been a war between the Forgotten Folk.”
But is that enough in a world where so many think that might makes right and are so ready to oppress others? And we don’t have to storm into conflicts spell-slinging and kneecaps-taking, we have the voices that we choose not to use for the fear of meddling too much. Have we became so fixated on never being the “bully” and evading fighting at all costs that we often turn our backs on other vulnerable people instead of joining forces and defending?
I will be a professional and not tell you which side of this debate I am on. Oh, this definitely wasn’t a hidden call to action for every gnome who reads it, why?
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Title: The Creator's Guardian (Chapter 1)
Summary: a tale of Teyvat's creator's adventure as she tries to retrieve what she lost and hopefully purge her world of the corruption that plagues it. a tale told by a very overworked guardian as they try to save their beloved creator from her own stupidity and flirtiness
Series Warnings: Spoilers probably, Blood, Violence (a lot less than most impostor fics but still pretty gory) Overlooked trauma, Bottled emotions. will add more as the series progress
Additional Tags: Semi-Canon compliant, Women-centric as hell, OOC characters, Self-Indulgent series, Kinda SAGAU, the more accurate tag would be semi-soft! impostor cult AU. Creator/Guardian!Reader/Genshin Women. A very flirty, stubborn, "humor is my coping mechanism" Divine God. Omnipotent Characters. (A very sleep-deprived author so if you're confused, don't worry I am too.)
Reader Pronouns: They/Them
Word Count: 3541 words
Author’s Note: I...might've been too self-indulgent in this one- constructive criticism is welcomed <3, have fun loves <3
Taglist: @chocoenvy @moorzy
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“Have you decided on a name for yourself yet?” she asked you in an affectionate tone
She’s standing right beside you as you walked together in her garden. Your sense of smell is overwhelmed by the scent of countless flowers as your hands brush their petals. You opened your legs slightly as you walked when you felt the little fox cubs with their squirrel friends running between them.
“I still don’t see why that’s necessary, Your Grace.” you replied, carefully picking a flower to place behind your creator’s ear
“Why not? Aleizal (Ah-Ley-Zuhl) already chose hers.” she chuckles, caressing the Calla Lily that you placed
“Oh please, I rather not you compare me to…whatever she is.” You scoffed
“Is this jealousy?” Your creator teased, poking your cheek while giggling like a child
“I simply prefer offering everything I have and am to my one and only creator, is that perhaps too much to ask Your Grace?” You smirked, which made her lift an eyebrow with a slight red tint adorning her flower-framed face.
“My, my, my. You’ve been spending too much time with the Kitsunes haven’t you?” She pats your cheek before walking away with you right on her tail
“Have you ever heard of the saying ‘It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye?’ “ She speaks after a few minutes of silence
“Yes?” You ask, confused as to what exactly she’s implying
“Well, it is important for my heart that you gain a little autonomy. After all, whatever would you do when I’m gone if you’re too dependent on me?” 
“My sole purpose is to be your guardian, your sword and shield. That’s all I-” your words got cut off when she unleashed a strong jet of hydro right into your mouth
“I created you as my companion. My friend if you will, perhaps even more.” She winks at you, enjoying the way ores began to appear on your face, your body’s way of expressing embarrassment
“I never wanted you to discard your own safety for my sake. But that’s exactly what you did, didn’t you? You threw yourself right in front of me when he attacked me, rendering you completely useless. Useless. You’re the reason I died in the first place.” 
What? This wasn’t how it went-
“Of course, it wasn’t how it went.” Someone chuckled right on your ear as the scene in front of you faded into pitch black
“Poor little guardian~ So pathetic.” That voice reverberated around your head as you frantically searched for the source
You then felt a hand grip your jaw, forcing it to stay in place as she played the most painful memory that you keep so deeply hidden inside your brain. 
The Creator’s downfall.
You are forced to watch as the same Gods that your beloved Creator made barged into her domain, an eerie-looking device in their hands and leaving no time for talking automatically activated it. Deep, evil smirks on their face as you realized that whatever it is, it posed a great threat to your Creator. You only managed to push her aside, taking the hit that was meant for her. 
The last sight you saw was her. Her beautiful galaxy-embedded eyes filled with pure fear and despair. And with that, you remained unconscious and inactive. Until The Tsaritsa along with the First and Third Harbinger, Pierro and Columbina managed to set you free. 
Since that night, it was all you could ever remember as you gazed up into the night sky. The moment where you failed to protect Teyvat’s true Goddess. 
“Hmmm… Such a deliciously pitiful expression you have there.” She says as she finally comes into your line of sight
“Aleizal.” You growled out, attempting to summon your double-bladed polearm, your signature weapon, only for it to not heed your call
“Oh dear, have the years corroded your brain, or did you just desperately try to forget everything that is connected to me? I must say, that hurts. Whatever that is you are doing? It won’t work” She sighs in faux hurt
“Cease with the hollow and flawed speech and tell me what it is you truly want.” You stared at her annoyingly beautiful eyes. 
“My, If I were truly the Creator herself, you wouldn’t even dare to speak like this. Too bad I just wear the same face.” She tilts your chin upwards with such force as she languidly runs her fingers on the seal she placed right on your throat
She hums in satisfaction before walking away, allowing you to look around. You know in yourself that you’re still somewhere in Snezhnaya since you can still feel the presence of Tsaritsa’s gnosis. However, you’re somewhere in-
“You’re in my domain. You are as powerless as when you were merely a bunch of ores and flowers when the creator made you in here so don’t even bother fighting the ropes around your wrists.” She nonchalantly says as she sits in an elevated chair. You refuse to call it a throne because she doesn’t deserve that.
“Since when did you have a domain?” 
“Since I learned to be independent of course”
“You mean when you betrayed our Benevolent Goddess?” as soon as those words escaped she fixed a cold hard glare right to your eyes as an invisible force pulled you close to her, 
“I never betrayed her.” She calmly stated. However, you can see the anger in her eyes, the anger that was slowly boiling over
“I simply… explored other choices. Found other methods to become much more powerful than what our Goddess would’ve allowed” You sarcastically smiled at her
“Ah yes. Did that option involve sucking his-”
“OH YOU-” She tried to grip the collar of your Fatui Uniform but it only passed through as you feel yourself fading away
“Aww, have you been growing weak lately? Not enough divine presence I presume? Can’t even keep your domain up for 15 minutes.” You teased her, knowing full well that in terms of divine presence, you have your reserves running lower than hers since she’s been hanging with false Gods.
“I suggest keeping your mouth shut. The only reason I was able to drag you here was that you were vulnerable to the sudden influx of divine presence. Get off your high horse because I will soon snuff that source out like I’ve done thousands of years ago. Mark. My. Words.” 
You woke up with a sharp gasp and with a sharp jolt as you sat up quickly. Only when you felt a cold hand on your shoulder did you release yourself from your stupor, slowly calming down as you took in the familiar surroundings. 
“You gave us quite the fright little one.” Tsaritsa guides you back into a laying position as she caresses your hair
“I am significantly older than you, Tsaritsa. Besides, how long was I unconscious?” You groaned, still feeling a slight headache
“3 weeks. We already possess the Geo gnosis, which in turn gives us possession of 3 gnoses. La Signora has secured that and is on her way home with Tartaglia. Lumine has also started searching for the Creator, however, she always seems to be a step too late.” The Tsaritsa recounted as she gives you a glass of water followed by a tray of mysterious medicine
“Dottore dropped these before he left with Pantalone for Liyue, Pantalone appears to have something to fix within the affairs of the Northland Bank. He says that these should help stabilize your body and reduce the headaches, however, you must seek the Creator as soon as possible. Not just for your sake but hers as well. That wretched impostor has issued another decree…” The Tsaritsa walks toward the large window you have in your chambers, it oversees the southwest part of her kingdom, admiring the way the snowflakes glow in her vicinity. 
The temperature in your room gets colder, defeating your fireplace’s warmth. The Tsaritsa was never one to express emotions clearly. You must first get to know her intimately, if she lets you that is before you are able to accurately identify her tells. The temperature phenomenon only happens when she’s in a state of red hot anger. 
The Tsaritsa explains that the decree was supposedly made after the countless reports of an impostor running around and actively hurting people through suspicious means such as controlling monsters to attack knights etc. Due to that, the ever-so-merciful Creator has ordered a detainment for said impostor in order for a trial to happen. 
“Are you implying that everyone in Teyvat is hunting down Her Ladyship?” You stood up, your body’s regeneration skills partnered with Dottore’s medicine have worked wonders and you feel as good as new
“Yes.” 
Suddenly a strong quake shook the ground as your fireplace fought to keep your fires contained, Your body shook with the earthquake and a frown adorned your face.
“I will be walking myself down into the abyss first before they try to harm a single hair on her grace’s hair.” 
“Yes, yes. I would appreciate it if you do so without either burying my castle under an avalanche, crumbling it, or melting it down. Thank you very much.” She says as she plucks a flaming flower from your head, encasing it in cryo to prevent it from harming anyone
You shook yourself out of your small fit and began dressing, ready for travel as you plan on journeying to Inazuma as soon as possible.
“Well, look on the bright side of everything, Dear Guardian. One of Arlecchino’s children has intel and evidence that Her Ladyship is heading towards Inazuma. Apparently, The Abyss Princess’ twin brother has managed to smuggle her in the Crux.” 
“I see. His name is Aether. if you forgot.”
“Oh, I know.”
“You just-” 
It was then that you felt a very familiar disturbance in the air, it felt eerie, yet comforting. A gentle prickle on your skin.
“It seems that Lumine is coming bearing some news,” Tsaritsa says as she waits for Lumine to step through
However, Lumine didn’t, instead only her hand came through. As if sensing your direction, the hand darted towards you, grabbing you and pulling you towards the abyss portal. 
“Hey! Lumi what gives…” Your voice fades as your entire being rearranges itself. 
You are quite used to this since Lumine used to bring you along in her travels but the experience never ceases to be so…disorienting.
Somewhere in Inazuma…
“Oh fuck fuck fuck putangina fuck shit fuck fuck shit pussy cunt fucking goddamnit.” A certain outlander cusses out loud as she is chased by a horde of angry people, quite a lot of them are vision holders, in fact, they were the very same characters she knows and loves, even the fucking archons are chasing her 
“This looks like a scene from a movie where there’s a witch hunt, but I’m not a witch. I mean, I don’t think I am, do witches even exist in Genshin? OH SHIT- Barsibatoes’ arrow nearly hit me there woohoo. I guess we leaning and rocking here.” She spoke her thoughts with a breathless huff
“What did I do to deserve this honestly! I should’ve pet more cats since obviously the cat molecules on me isn’t triggering Venti’s allergy-” 
“Cease running at once and face your punishment impostor!” Her words were cut by some random shogunate soldier
“Rude! I was trying to monologue here. This reminds me of high school days honestly, only I never remember being so…athletic.” and just as she says that, she trips on a pebble and lands flat on her face
“Fuck. I have read far too many SAGAU fics to know that this happening with 3 archons right on my ass is never a good sign,” she tells herself as she scrambles to get up as she always did.
The fall scraped her skin, thus allowing an inky black substance to trickle down the wound. She knew that these people were right. If she truly fell into Teyvat, then she would be the true God had she had golden blood. But no, hers was pitch black as if the Abyss itself is in her. However what confused her the most is the fact that with every tired step she made, grass would grow so tall as if hiding her from her pursuers. And should she encounter any mob or animal on her way, they would attack those who are chasing her 
It was all too confusing for her, however, she doesn’t have even a single second to think because Raiden Shogun, Zhongli, and Venti were sending attack upon attack right at her as she tries her best to avoid it all. She noticed that they had this animalistic gaze fixed on her, their eyes have this flickering reddish-purple tint. Which would’ve been normal on Ei or rather, The Shogun since she is the Electro Archon, however for Zhongli and Venti to have the same? It was suspicious, but she can’t afford to worry about that on top of her own safety.
And then her luck runs out.
She skidded to a stop as she realized that she was chased to the edge of a cliff. Which mountain cliff is she in? She doesn’t know and she doesn’t care to find out. With her heart pounding with adrenaline and fear, her breathing faster than Lightning McQueen, she turned to face her assailants.
“I know I said that I would’ve loved to be stuck down by your booba sword but I meant it in a sexy way, not in a murderous way.” She nervously chuckled at the Shogun who was slowly advancing towards her, with Zhongli and Venti shadowing her. 
“I will pay no mind to your distasteful nonsense impostor, so long as you let yourself be tied, arrested, and punished for your crimes!” The Shogun declares as she points her polearm at her
“What crimes?! I simply just woke up in this world with an arrow pointed to my face by that tone-deaf bard over there?! What? Is being this attractive a crime now?! I haven’t done a single thing that would be considered “evil” when compared to the deeds you all have done in your past. Makoto, Guizhong, and whoever the fuck’s body that is you’re wearing would all be so disappointed-” Her words were yet again interrupted as The Shogun slashed her throat with such rage in her animalistic eyes
Her hands quickly went up her throat in an effort to stop the disgusting black blood she now possesses. It overflowed so ominously, threatening. She felt lightheaded as she staggers back. She then gazes up at the people in front of her as if to mock them. She felt how the air crackled with electricity, how the wind picked up speed as the ground shook. 
She failed to notice how the non-vision wielders have now fainted.
She failed to notice the pain and confusion in the archon’s eyes
She did notice the very fact that as she struggles to breathe, the skies opened up, a figure gliding down with grace as the crowd parted. They radiate power, elegance, and knowledge. 
It was then she realized, that this was Teyvat’s Goddess… and that it is really weird seeing your face on another body. This must be how Venti’s friend felt. 
In her brain’s last-ditch effort for safety, she figured that death by heights is a much better way to die rather than be a spectacle and die while being gawked at like some animal at a zoo.
And so she allowed herself to fall backward, feeling that familiar tug in your stomach, similar to the feeling you feel when you ride a rollercoaster. 
She enjoyed the last bits of life, she always enjoyed the wind rushing through her body, the thrill of it made her laugh bitterly
“I hope this is all just a fucking dream.” As soon as she uttered those words, she felt herself slam into something hard. 
It was hard, yes. But it was…softer than what she thought it would be.
“Your Eminence!” she heard someone exclaim, it was then followed by frantic shouts as she felt wave after wave of relief pass through her
Soon enough, she felt good enough that she managed to open her eyes and what greeted her were warm pairs of eyes, so vibrant and comforting that in a haze she clung unto whoever this was.
“Pretty eyes and warm…” and with that, she succumbed to the darkness that was tempting her since ages ago
You, on the other hand, couldn’t stop the rage that was now boiling over. 
“Herald.” 
“Yes, my liege?” Answered the Abyss Herald that Lumine has by her side
“Stay here and guard our Creator. If even the smallest scratch adorns her body while I go and deal with some pest, your head will be on a stick. Is that clear?” You threatened in an eerily calm tone as you carefully set your beloved creator down on the huge comfy leaf that you have conjured up
“Yes, my liege.” He replies with a slight quiver 
Take a deep breath in and close your eyes in order to remind yourself that the creator would definitely punish you for killing off every single being in this world. 
Take a deep breath in and close your eyes in order to remind yourself that the creator would definitely punish you for killing off every single being in this world. 
Take a deep breath in and close your eyes in order to remind yourself that the creator would definitely punish you for killing off every single being in this world. 
Take a deep breath in and close your eyes in order to remind yourself that the creator would definitely punish you for killing off every single being in this world. 
Take a deep breath in and close your eyes in order to remind yourself that the creator would definitely punish you for killing off every single being in this world. 
Well, what the creator doesn’t know won’t hurt her. 
And with that, you manipulated the strings of fate, tying each and everyone present as of this moment in an intricately designed web of despair. Their screams echoed into the night, the trees shook as if laughing and the animals watched in morbid curiosity. 
“[NAME!]” She angrily shouted, desperately struggling to get out of the chains binding her, cutting her as golden droplets escape her flesh bag.
“I have warned you countless times Aleizal. Harm me all you want for your sadistic pleasure, but never harm Her Grace. It was quite simple, isn’t it? I let you play around, parading as Her Grace for your entertainment while I focused on looking for ways to revive Her Grace. This is the last bit of my patience Alei. Do. Not. Make. Me. Your. Enemy.“ You gripped her jar the same way she did yours, frowning deeply as you resent the malicious and brutish expression on her face. 
You resent the fact that she dares taint her eminence’s face and honor with her repulsive personality, expression, and actions. 
You suddenly let her go as you stumbled back away from her, scratching your throat with your claws as the sigil embedded there lit up
You’re running out of time. 
As much as you’re enjoying this scenery in front of you right now, there are much more pressing matters to attend to. So without a word, you jumped from the cliff and landed right in front of Lumine and Her Grace as you quickly picked up while the Herald conjured up a portal. 
“Lumine!” a masculine voice shouts, his head peeking down into the cliff
“Aether…” Lumine whispered, looking over her shoulder
“You can stay, however, I have no guarantee as to how long that rope will last so you have to make your decision… leave him once again, or drag him to Snezhnaya.” You state
Leaving Lumine alone to make her decision you hurriedly step into the portal. While you may have healed Her Grace from her superficial wounds, you sense that her soul has yet to completely pierce herself together, thus letting such uncontrollable streams of divine power and presence escape. She must’ve been so tired. 
You heaved a sigh as you realized that not everything is as it seems. The world created by the woman in your arms still has so many secrets that you have yet to discover.
Your eyes then widened as the events that happened today due to your impulses crashed down on you. Walking forward as soon as you felt the cold and the crystal floors at your feet, droplets of red, gold, and black blood drip down from you, a sour look on your face as fatui agents look at you in shock while they fall down to their knees
It was either because of the feeling of awe they felt upon seeing their Goddess…or the despair upon seeing you dirty the floors, either way, all the ruckus has managed to drag all the harbingers and the Tsaritsa out of their chambers.
“[Name]?” 
“I think I just started another war.”
You got your creator back…but at what cost?
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PLEASE do Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Dio (or any Jojo’s characters) in therapy and how it’s going for them,, ty!
FUCK YES I CAN!!! I'm going to do the Joestars and then I can slap Kakyion & Dio on a part two if everyone likes this, since we already talked about this idea, my beloved mutual <3
Headcannon Prompt: The Joestars (finally) go to therapy (Parts 1-5)
|| SPOILERS FOR LIKE,,, THE ENTIRE SERIES!!!! ||
Jonathan
This man is here for a good time not a long time
He honestly just needs to work through his feelings on his father's death, his friend's deaths, and his relationship with Dio
He's really open to the therapist, cries a lot (good for him <3)
He makes really good progress too, after a while he finally develops some healthy coping mechanisms
Joesph
THIS ASSHOLE (i love him)
He SERIOUSLY needs therapy
Man needs to deal with so much shit
What happened with Caesar, his relationship with his Mom, the all the people he watched die, the whole shit with STRAITZO!!
Not even to MENTION what happens in Egypt, and then the Affair.
Man should not have adopted a baby he was too old for that fuckery
If he starts going when he is younger, he's going to treat it like a joke
If he goes when he is older, he might take it a bit more seriously, but he's still going to be really stubborn about it
If he goes when he is really old, he is going to be chill about it, look back on his past and focus mostly on making peace with his life
Jotaro
This poor,,, fucking man
Kakyion he,,,, dear god.
He is going to be really quiet in the first few sessions
But as time goes on, he slowly starts open up
But not to a normal therapist, they would never believe him, he goes through a therapist from the SpeedWagon Foundation
When he starts off, he is very stoic, his body language is closed and stand offish, but when he starts opening up, he starts resting his elbows on his knees, sits forward, and makes eye contact.
He cries more than he expected, but as time goes on he is really glad he went, it helped him stop smoking and drinking
By the time part 4 rolls around, he still needs to go but he knows how to handle more of the events in the moment, so its less painful on him
(Note: From here on I have not seen these parts, I'm basing them off as much knowledge as I have)
Josuke
This DUDE
He has seen more than a 16 year old needs to see
My guy went from living the (weird) dream high school life to some typa criminal minds shit
He is going to be really open to the therapist, but it takes them a WHILE to get him to stop using humor as a coping mechanism
He brings Okuyasu to his sessions pretty frequently, they do like, knock off couples therapy where they can both talk about their shared trauma
Koichi was invited, but he declined in favor of seeing someone separate per Jotaro's recommendation
Eventually Josuke asks Jotaro who Koichi is seeing and has to go through the SpeedWagon Foundation too because a normal therapist wasn't cutting it with all the crazy shit about stands and Kira
Giorno
son-
Talk about your parents
go on, do it, you need to
Man literally has like 4 dads and 1 mom pls LEARN HOW TO COPE ALREADY
He does talk about his parental situation eventually
(His therapist is through the SpeedWagon Foundation too but this time it was beacause Pol refused to let him see anyone else)
Mostly he talks about his friends, about who he lost, about how being in a gang has affected him
He really wishes he had a connection with Dio since he never knew him, but he stopped talking about Dio after he saw how his therapist reacted to the name
When he mentions Jonathan, his Therapist actually goes and gets all the files and photos they have on him so Giorno can see what his (1st) Dad was like, and they even give him copies of the photos for him to hang on to
I hope you like it! I wanted to both serious bits and kind of jokey bits, so I think this was a good example. I've been in therapy for 2 years now, so imaging the Joestars in this setting was hilarious to me with how bold their personalities are.
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*crashes into your askbox like Kramer*
Hi Sam!! I'm sorry I'm so late (weird weekend oof). N E WAYZ, congrats on 500!! I'm so glad that you're getting the recognition that you deserve because not only are you super fucking talented, but your personality is AMAZING and everyone should witness it.
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I hope you don't mind me submitting my dating card late af, please don't feel like you need to rush:
1. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A fox 🦊
2. Describe your ideal night out, and your ideal day in.
Ideal night out is sushi and a movie, I'm not big on clubs or bars. Ideal night in is my favorite pho place and video games.
3. What are the three main qualities you’re looking for in a partner right now?
Patience, humor (i tend to vibe with sarcasm or dry humor, but i'm not terribly picky), and intelligence
4. Tell me which song to listen to while planning your date, to help me get attuned to your vibe.
Meet Me In The Woods by Lord Huron
5. Briefly describe your personal idea of hell!
Sitting in a plain white room that has no windows or furniture
Hello Lizard, my beloved! Your date details are below the cut:
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Okay, so Sev's sense of humour is a little... uh, fucked up. He's seen some stuff. He's likely to use humour as a coping mechanism even when you're the one upset; trying to make you laugh if ever you're crying in his arms. Science-minded and deeply interested in intricate conversations, he'll want to listen to you explain your passions for hours, and happily talk about his own (uh, he knows a lot about dead bodies; it's like having your own murder podcast whenever you want to listen!) He is one of the most fiercely protective and loyal people you will ever meet and takes his responsibilities extremely seriously. He would move mountains to keep you safe and happy, even if it took him a thousand years to do it.
So! He can be just a bit intense. That's why I feel like a quiet night is precisely what's in order for your date. I'm arranging deliveries from across the system to come directly to you; no need to cook or go out. They'll arrive in stages throughout the night, so keep an eye out for snacks, dinner and then hot chocolate a little later (just avoid the warra nuts, they give him gas). We're completely filling the living room with those massive squishy cushions Thisspiasians are so fond of, stringing up some glowglobes and getting a holoprojector set up so you can challenge him to as many rounds of Rep Comm as your heart can handle. If it brings up a bit too much realism for him, he may need you to snuggle in between his thighs for a few rounds. He won't admit it aloud, but you'll be able to tell from the way he glances over at you, frowning and shuffling his legs apart.
Thank you for using Sam's Star Wars Matchmaking Service™️! Tell us how we did here. May the Spires Keep You! x
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