Also, my friend who is in my covid pod/ germ-bonded with me, who is not white, keeps wanting to go for walks when it’s sunny out and I keep having to say things like, “Sorry, my lips were burning, so I had to get out of the sun.”
Just tried kimchi flavored Ramen.
I want to die
So… at 4 pm I had some Panang Curry and it is 5 am and I have spent literally the whole night in toilet crying and shitting
So just to give you an idea of just how white I am, I went shoe shopping today and bought a pair of Dr. Scholl’s. Nice and comfy, tbh.
Bonus: I didn’t realize that these were the type where instead of tying the laces, you just pull on a tab and that cinches them tight. I thought those tabs were something the store added to keep people from removing the laces. I like them, though, and the fact that I won’t have to worry about the laces coming undone.
FYI there was an opening act and they were v sludgey and and tuneless and prententious and I was like: is this what all my music sounds like to Mr. X? oh no
I just ate over 400 calories in cheese alone? Like, not that I normally count, but I ate it out of the package and it was like “80 Cal per slice” and I was thinking, wow that’s a lot of calories I’m shoveling in my face right now, oh well, it’s delicious.
OK SO ONE TIME A FEW WEEKS AGO I SAID “SUP MY NI**A” TO MY BOSS AND SHE TOLD EVERYONE BECAUSE I GUESS I SOUND FUNNY/AM TOO SWEET TO SAY SUCH THINGS AND THE ONE BLACK DUDE I WORK WITH ASKED ME TODAY TO SAY IT AND WITHOUT HESITATION AND A HUGE GRIN ON MY FACE AND NOW WE ARE BFF’S AND IM HIS NI**A sdvjddnyfnjfsafju
In the slow cooker today, and I just tasted it and it is spicy as fuck! I don’t think I will even be able to eat it!
piper is so dumb and the fact that i’m 100% like her is even dumber
Dont fuck with my VN cred
Mmmm. I am so sun burned.
[cant handle anything too spicy]
*joey tribbiani voice* could I be anymore white??
i love the beatles and the taste of flour
pilates kicked my ass so hard yesterday moving sounds like too much work so i’m still laying in bed
I’m getting ready for swim team pictures and we have to wear a white shirt and jeans, and I swear I look like I could be part of a presidential candidate’s family
I got a jar of deep fried onion bits at dollar tree recently and it was such an awesome decision… now I can make anything I eat taste like onions or fried-ness which are 2 of my favorite flavors
My mum just walked in on me trying to dance really sexy to shakira and beyonces beautiful liar
Is it just me or does anyone have marks on their skin that they can’t tell if they’re stretch marks or scars