*crumples him like a piece of paper*
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this is true, i wrote the article
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08/31/2022
It's Hungry Hungry St. Augustine of Hippo! You know, that CLASSIC Catholic eat-'em-up party game featuring a beloved scholar in a mad feeding-frenzy!
The idea for a "Hungry Hungry Hippos" parody featuring St. Augustine of Hippo was suggested by Jim Burke on my Patreon. He had a bunch of great ideas, so it was hard to choose just one. Ultimately, my soul was restless until I drew St. Augustine as a cosmic horror among pears, so here we go.
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. St. Augustine was from a place called Hippo. Jim Burke made the connection between the place named Hippo and the animals featured in the "Hungry Hungry Hippos" children's game, and I ran with it.
2. The pears are a reference to St. Augustine's story from his youth where he and his friends stole pears from a neighbor's tree. He uses that story to illustrate the nature of sin. I use it as a replacement for the small white marbles that are apparently a big part of a normal hippo's diet.
3. St. Augustine has a quote that goes something like, "Our hearts are restless until they rest in [God]." I paraphrased the first part of the quote to fit the board game, turning it into, "My stomach is restless." It essentially has the same meaning as the original sentence, just with different organs, objects of desire, and meaning.
***$5-and-up patrons can download this wallpaper at patreon.com/posts/71300817
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✩ PARUCHARIC / HARMONYCHARIC ✩
originally made by @starrygender / @starryvan622 !!!
thiz gender is related and heavily connected to paruko/harmony from the splatoon series ^_^ 🫶
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Life itself is not beautiful
It’s cruel and full of destruction
It’s the small things we learn to love that make it worth living
How pretty the scenery looks at a certain hour
How bright the moon shines this night
How mesmerizing the sunset is this particular day
Finding the beauty in your surroundings
Almost makes you believe that life itself can be beautiful too
- crownem
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Since people liked the innermost apocalypse thing
Here's a midi of sacrificial i made a bit ago
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me when i never post on tumblr ;-;
meet my DC ocs, doesnt have all of em but those silly men are the main two, i love them :3
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shadow but he's one of those toys where the eyes pop out when you squeeze em
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