#i dont really ship it

[auduux]

Optimus: Yo girl, on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? Megatron: Germany 1942.

#no i have not reached my peak of dumbassery #megaop #i dont really ship it #but respect to who does #i just thought this fits #and its funny #transformers #megatron #optimus prime #megs knows human history because of soundwave #or shockwave #both would fit tbh

[enter-the-performapals]

Quick doodle

#i dont really ship it #but this is their dynamic #pendulumshipping #yugioh #yugioh arc v #original art #sakaki yuya #riley akaba #declan akaba #akaba layra #akaba reiji #doodle #meme #meme redraw

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[bonksoundeffect]

The Boiling rock in a nutshell

Y'know, this was supposed to be posted next week but I've decided that gay month deserves to start out a lil fruity

#atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #zukki #zuko #sokka #suki #fanart #while i dont really ship zukki specifically i still find it very compelling and also hilarious #i kind of wanted to post kyoshi and rangi art but ive not had the time to finish it 😔

[cryptcoop]

You're the best, Moira !

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #moira #moira o'deorain #sigma #siebren de kuiper #i like to think she has to hold his hand otherwise he'll float away #you can thank my wife for this because they basically gave me the idea #this is not ship art but i dont really care if you see it that way

[rainbow-taishi]

'Random Anime-style story concept'

Snow White but they're a fairy tale demon fighting against the descendant of the Queen and Huntsman

+++ Bonus stuff++++

#cioccolatodorima #my drawings #anime #drawing #manga #shitpost #anime style #character design #fake anime screenshot #story concept #snow white #yeah that tv guy is the frikin mirror because why not #there are more marchengrimm like snow white #i like adventure action more than romance because I dont really ship haha😅 #warning blood #warning gore

[mispelled]

Cant believe they carried the entire show and nothing bad happened to them ever. and they were t4t

#augh ough #every so often i get sucked into starkid again and damn. they really got me this time #i think this is actually my first time drawing fanart for starkid aside from one doodle from a million years ago of tommy jr from avpsy #mispelled draws #misp draws #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #npmd #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd spoilers #npmd fanart #hatchetfield #ruth npmd #npmd richie #richie lipschitz #i forget ruths last name uhhhh #oh #ruth fleming #i dont even know if they have a ship name lol i just got here #anyway ruth is extremely non binary to me #richie is probably talking about anime

[naofaun]

gay people will see 2 men (or women) who hate each other and would rather tear each other apart than be nice and proceed to ship them more than anything

#{ ♡ } nao : misc . . . #its me im gay people #staticradio #um #radioapple #granted i dont really ship these a whole lot but whatever LOL #hazbin hotel #adamsapple #inspired by me reblogging a post with those tags #now to remember my other fandoms somehow #arlefuri #dottolone #cytham #some of these are prob inaccurate but whatever #fyozai #fyolai #chiluc #chiscara #lawlight #meronia #destinyshipping #cattrouble #catra x double trouble #my godddd

[lunorins]

does this resonate with ANYONE

#i dont even really ship them i just like how theyre interested in each others’ domains #i know they be yapping all the time #bg3 fanart #lae'zel #lae’zel x gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #laezel #lae’zel bg3 #lae’zel fanart #gale fanart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

[blorbocollection]

them...

#disco elysium #harrier dubois #kim kitsuragi #my art #comic #i dont even ship them romantically i just love the idea of them as really good close friends who depend on each other ;; #and sometimes harry really needs a hug or whatever. and kim is like. Okay. and maybe kim didnt realize he needed a hug too #theyre both each others emotional support animals #and yes jean wouldnt say 'deadass' but it was how i formed the sentence in my mind and it was too funny

[maskofnova]

Hi chat, breaking the sonic chain to post a singular homestuck post because ive been thinking about moirail dynamics a lot. Don't follow me for homestuck though probably because this is the only one thats likely to break containment aside from maybe one other WIP in the future. Or do! I'm not your dad :]

#Homestuck #karkat vantas #kanaya maryam #moirails #this is like im pretty sure a briefly canon ship #if not just a canon ship in the longterm #its been a while #but i think them and the meowrails are two very sweet relationships #people should talk about the pale quadrants more #i know noone followed me for fucking homestuck so i probably wont post this again #so dont follow me for homestuck either lmao #you will be disappointed #im just really in my fee fees #moirailship and the intimate relationship of two people that is pure emotional intimacy #in a species thats hyper violent and aggressive #thats beautiful man #mogs art

[redysetdare]

A character looks straight into the camera and says "I'm not interested in romance" and people will still say "No, it's not confirmed they're aromantic!!!" "They could change their mind!!!" "it's a challenge for them to overcome!!!" "They'll have character development that makes them fall in love"

It's like they are given the most blatant answer to a character romantic orientation and they actively ignore it. all the while all it takes is subtext for people to speak as if it is fact for a character to be any other sexuality.

#text #yes I'm calling out the hypocrisy within queer readings of a text and how often people dont see aromanticism as queer #and thus they will hear a blatant omission that a character is aromantic and still say it is not enough #mean while a character saying 'im not interested in the opposite gender' is rightfully taken as the character being queer #the queer community hates aspec characters because they don't match their perfect idea of sex sex relationships as being peak queerness #aphobia #aro #aromantic #aspec #aroace #im sorry but n oit isn't a difference of opinion if you blatantly ignore a character outright saying 'im not into this' #like y'all complain abt ppl turning gay ppl straight but will defend ppl erasing aro identities all the time #fandoms will throw a fit if you ship gay characters in straight relationships but ppl shit aro characters and we r told to shut up #im so fucking tired of this bs #I will keep complaining and keep calling this shit out #until it is drilled into ur skulls that you are being APHOBIC becaue WHAT? You want to REALLLLLY SHIP a character? #Because you'll die if you dont??? #fuck man just say you hate aspec ppl and move on #it's easier than dealing with your 'im not aphobic ur being unfair i supposed aspec people really' bs

[avephelis]

so dana's gallery art featured hunter in glasses, and i thought about it, and yeah, two recolours in one episode would probably cause some sort of eye trauma.

#the owl house #toh #willow park #hunter #hunter toh #luz noceda #gus porter #hexsquad #avepharts #amity and vee are there but not enough to maintag #ANYWAY. not really ship but i dont care whether you tag it. #lowkey me projecting because before i realised i needed glasses i'd squint/glare aggressively at things like it'd magically fix my vision #comic

[sparklings-bf]

what if you and your f/o were little cats

#val posting #self shipping community #self ship #f/o community #f/o imagines #i was gonna post this and be like ''me and sparkling'' but thats predictable. so instead im giving it to everyone #BUT STILL. me and sparkling..... #🥂 sparkling<3 #ALSO I DONT REMEMBER WHERE I GOT THESE IMAGES if i got them from another selfship post i am sorry my memory is really bad

[astralzeraphias]

megatron’s holoform

#megatron #dot malto #maccadam #transformers #this has been haunting me for literal ages #every since i found out abt holoforms ive thought #’what if megatron’s holoform was really hot. what then. how would the humans feel then.’ #i’d apologize for making every character i like bisexual but im not sorry. so. bisexual dot :) #i dont actually ship these two. however. #earthspark #man i always forget to tag continuity

[gertritude-art]

i mentioned this on my main account, but i’ve been watching my brother play resident evil: village, and this is all i can think of when people ship ethan and heisenberg 

#resident evil #resident evil village #ethan winters #mia is also there #doodle #would like to go on record saying i dont really ship anyone from the game i just cant get this image out of my head