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cephalog0d · 1 year

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Jarro is Best Robin

#Anyone who knows me is 0% surprised at how much I love this weird alien starfish child #Also love that Bruce attempted one (1) time to stop Jarro from calling him Dad and then just gave up and accepted it #LOOK AT THE LITTLE ROBIN SUIT #comics #comic panels #comics out of context #batfam #Jarro #GIVE ME JARRO IN THE MOVIES YOU COWARDS STARRO IS DCEU CANON NOW

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thief-of-eggs · 1 year

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i just think that this parallel is funny

bruce being hugged by his son:

and then-

bruce hugging a starfish:

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marsafter-dark · 8 months

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Nobody talk to me I just found out about Batman’s starfish son Jarro and I feel like I’ve ascended

#batman #robin #dc #jarro #i love this so fucking much #Batman loves the fuck out of that little starfish #you guys!!! 🥹🥹🥹#dadman in all his forms is very important to me

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fae-of-the-wild · 4 months

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So you know the current trend of doing a short performance of whatever art they got taught as a child instead of some martial arts to “Let’s Get Loud” by Jennifer Lopez?

I can absolutely see the BatKids and the rest of the younger generation of the heroes doing this. I can see them doing a lot of TikTok/YT Shorts trends.

Dick and Stephanie leading the charge. Cass and Jason are both dramatic, artsy and trolls, they love it.

Tim gets forcibly dragged into it and eventually finds joy in the photography aspect.

Duke is vibing with his chaos siblings.

Damien refuses not to be the best at anything.

Jarro does his best but as a starfish alien it’s hard to do the moves designed for a human body. He does enjoy sending them back and forth with his family though.

The kids have two channels (in costume and out): one that’s PG13 and one for the legal adults to post stuff that’s on the sexier side. (You can’t tell me these dramatic shits wouldn’t have a thirst trap-ish channel that they do not let their underage siblings be on.)

They drag Bruce into it as a way of family bonding expecting him to fail… he doesn’t. Man has game. Please see the long list of exes in and out of costume.

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seechelle1999 · 1 month

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More character designs - this time, every kid sidekick to work with or for Batman ever, because I got massively carried away. In order:

Dick Grayson, 28 (Robin I / Nightwing)

Barbara Gordon, 30 (Batgirl I / Oracle)

Jason Todd, 22 (physically 20) (Robin II / Red Hood)

Tim Drake, 17 (Robin III / Red Robin)

Stephanie Brown, 17 (Robin IV / Batgirl III)

Cassandra Cain, 19 (Batgirl II / Black Bat)

Damian Wayne, 10 (Robin V)

Duke Thomas, 15 (Signal)

Carrie Kelly, 13 (Robin ??? Look I love her too much to leave her off a list like this but I'll be the first to admit I've got no clue where she would actually fall)

Harper Row, 18 (Blue Bird)

Cullen Row, 12

Terry McGuiness, 3? (a baby, I guess? In this timeline at least?)

Jarro the Starro in a Jar, 0 (Best Robin by far)

Tiffany Fox, 14 (Batgirl IV?)

Bette Kane, 25 (Batgirl / Flamebird / Snuck in without being noticed)

I don't know if I'll ever add to this in terms of a story, but it was a lot of fun to come up with different faces for everyone, trying to account for things like age, face shape, life experiences, in one case species (still can't believe we were blessed with starfish-robin from space, 10/10 no notes)

Some poor Justice Leaguer: "So, how many kids ya got?"

Batman: *screaming*

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glow-worms-are-believers · 1 year

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The batfam meet Jarro

Ok so this isn't dp x dc but I just needed to share this coz I made myself laugh a lot with this.

So a little context, Jarro is an alien "Star Conqueror" that was veryyy briefly made robin in Justice League Vol 4 #10. He was grown, named and adopted by Batman. Jarro even calls him dad (it's really cute):

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's never mentioned again after that.

So yeah, with that in mind I had the crack idea of the batfam meeting Jarro and just being really jealous (while everyone around them is just: "That... is a literal starfish")

So a few lines I've got:

“Of course, dad!” Jarro says.

Jason jolts at that. Once upon a time, he used to call B that. He'd been the only one to do so. Not anymore.

Damian: I am the only blood heir.

Jarro: He was with me my whole childhood. He litteraly grew me in a jar. He named me.

“His bio father was a villain,” steph says caustically. “A global one, too. But get this, his dad flipped sides in the end and sacrificed his own life.”

Harper stays silent and Steph sighs.

“It just. It makes you think. What do you think I would’ve been like if my dad had been more like Starro?”

“More like the giant starfish from space?”

“Yeah.”

Roy: He looks like Patrick from Spongebob?

Jason: Oh, I see how it is. Fine! If you like Jarro so much maybe you should hang out with him, then. How about you join B to play catch with him while you’re at it?

Roy: He- he doesn’t even have opposable thumbs.

Jason: Urgh. That just mean B probably has the glove custom-made.

Cassie: He is the size of my literal palm.

Tim: I know! He’s pocket-sized. I bet B loves being able to carry him around.”

Cassie: Um

Tim: He rides on B’s shoulder! His fucking shoulder, Cassie!

Cassie: Do. Do you want B to carry you on his shoulder?

Tim: That is so not the point! And B has the gall to say he doesn’t have favourites.

“Good at hiding.” Cass observes. “Small.”

“He’s- he’s a starfish, Cass.”

She nods gravely. “No tells.” Then her brow furrow. “Can read minds. Better than reading body.” She hunches a bit. “Better than me.”

“It’s just I thought I was the only one with powers, you know?” Duke starts. “Not that I don’t like him or anything. It’s just. That was my thing you know? Or like, it used to be.”

Claire just looks at him blankly.

Dick sighs as he looks up to the ceiling, his head laying on Starfire’s lap.

“It’s just.” Dick halts, hesitant and his voice quieter than usual. “I thought I was the pretty one.”

(Ok, I'm done)

#sorry about this #i just laughed about the last line a lot #crack fic #jarro dc #starro in a jar #batfam #feel free to ignore this #I may or may not be sleep-deprived #roxpox #roxpoxwrote #dc #batman

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fleur-de-violette · 15 days

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Starfishes and brotherly love

AO3

Summary:

Bruces tries really hard to be a good parent and mediates things between Tim and Damian. He does. Prompt: I could have been worse; I could have been you

“Did you hack Damian’s computer?”

Tim looks up from where he his hushed up on his tablet. Behind Bruce, Damian is probably trying to kill his brother with his eyes. The kid didn’t really get him to talk to Tim. He was loudly complaining, and Bruce took the matter in his hands. He can do mediator between his children. That’s what a good parent does, right.

“Define hacking. Because it was really easy.”

Damian doesn’t rush toward Tim to hurt him, so Bruce counts that as a win. He got this. He can be a responsible parent.

“Just… don’t invade your brother’s privacy, ok?”

Tim looks at him with a smile. “Don’t you want to know what was on Damian’s computer?”

Bruce swallows. Yes, he wants to know what was on Damian’s computer. He wants to know so so so bad. But he’s trying to do this thing where is a good parent and he doesn’t invade his children privacy. Also Alfred, Leslie and Dick are looking at him with distain in his head, telling him not to ask. So, he just says, “if it was something dangerous, you would tell me, right?”

To his surprise, Tim start laughing. “Something dangerous? Oh, no, oh it wasn’t something dangerous. To his pride, maybe, but it wasn’t dangerous. And I gotta say, stuffing your cupboard with illuminated starfishes was an excellent prank. Right? What were your which Robin are you test results again? Gonna tell B?”

Bruce turns toward Damian, ready to physically restrain him if he decides to jump at Tim. But to his surprise, the kid is just smirking.

“For the record,” he says, “I don’t think being compared to Jarro is anything dishonorable. I could have been worse. I could have been you.”

#batfam #dc #fanfiction #my writing #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #humour #pranks

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fandom-hoard · 2 years

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The Batfam tag has FAILED ME

Why am I just now finding out that one of Batman’s sons is a little adorable starfish alien who just loves his dad so much????

Why was this precious little Starro in a Jar (and therefore named JARRO) kept from me????

He wants to grow up and fight crime with his dad

Look I didn’t want to have to pick a favorite batkid but I have now! Look at this precious little guy!

We’ve been robbed

#jarro #starro in a jar #jarro WAYNE #cause Batman is his DAD #I refuse to allow this baby to be forgotten #I want this sweetheart on family OUTTINGS (even if I think the wikis said he’s actually huge now maybe? but whatever that’s fixable)#(magic exists after all)#edit: just checked and he’s actually already little again!#I want Jarro playing frisbee with his siblings except the only way he can really participate is AS the frisbee and he frickin loves it #Damian is delighted because this is an animal brother combo and he is HERE for it #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #I speak #Jarro hangs out in his siblings’ bags on outtings so he can be there too #he pretends to be a very unusual toy so Damian can bring him to school for show and tell #Jason puts “’You’re a star!’ stickers on Jarro’s stuff #I want Jarro as part of this family dagnabit

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adhdslugcrimes · 9 months

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Tim: can I bat love a man?

Dick: should a bat love anything with a pulse at this point.

Bruce: can you please throw that board away, my dating life none of your business.

Dick: it totally is, I need the birthday money and luckily for us you dated several rich dumbasses who can't understand cis men can't get pregnant.

Tim: honestly B, it's getting a little sad.

Damian: father you devoiced a man with an dragon empire, a werewolf, and more!? Think of the pets I could have had!

Jason: fuck B, we need to check on Constantine, first King shark now Bruce!? Is he okay, why his type so horrific, my mans don't deserve this.

Stephanie: B, shut it we're working here pal.

Barbara: you dated my dad!? Are you the reason he can't listen to Brittney without crying!? You heartless bastard!

Bruce: I'm leaving.

Duke: no, we need to understand how Jarro is biologically yours and how you date an alien starfish that big.

Cass: I had the day off to do this.

Bruce: I didn't except Cass to betray me, always had my money on Dick.

Dick: give it time.

#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #duke thomas #stephanie brown #Jarro #batfam #inspired by hot Robbie on TikTok

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anxiousnerdwritings · 1 year

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Thinking of.... jarro and Y/N shenanigans with the batfam

The Reader’s relationship with Jarro being the epitome of, “Sir, that’s my pocket sized emotional support alien starfish in a jar and I need him.” I just love the thought of the Reader carrying Jarro around in their pocket with them wherever they go, talking to him and showing him things along the way. Especially while out shopping or running errands.

Whenever it’s family movie night or game night you can bet the Reader has a little spot saved for Jarro and involves him as much as possible. He is part of the family after all.

#anxious answers #yandere batfamily concept #yandere batfamily #yandere jarro #yandere dc concept #yandere concept

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jasontoddssuper · 8 months

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I saw your headcanon of the batfams lgbt+ identities just want to point out that of we also include jarro (my son 🥺) he would be in the bi ace spectrum and fun fact starfish are known to bisexual and ace 😁

Have fun with that fun fact

Ooooo i love that!!Tysm for this ask,this is such a cute hc♡

#littlekidsteve #jarro dc #batfam #💌#askxaquestion

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mas-que-loucura-menina · 3 years

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How the hell can Bruce be a terrible father to his legally adopted children, but when it comes to a STARFISH he is the greatest fucking dad in the world?

#what?#i can't #i love jarro the starfish #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comic #batkids #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassadra cain he is a good dad to cass actually #dick grayson #duke thomas

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batfamcraze · 2 years

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More random out of context panels of Jarro! Part 2 🌟

He’s so cute omg

Their reunion 🥲

Jarro understands his dad 💕

He’s so funny!!! I love his interactions with everyone!!! He needs to hang out with the other Batkids, I want to see them having shenanigans in Gotham.

“It stung, but I’m tuff, Pop, like you.” 😭

I love him so much I need more of Jarro, DC! ✨

Check out Part 1 Here!

#i love him so much #he’s so cute!!!#dc #dc comics #jarro #jarro the starfish #jarro dc #batman #bruce wayne #batdad bruce #batfamily #batfam #bat family #justice league comics #dc rebirth #dc comic panels #batfamcraze

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donnahinckley · 5 years

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Batman and his space starfish son, Jarro, in Justice League #29

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synthaphone · 4 years

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one of my favorite tropes is ‘character with a design that looks like it would just be a shitty one note side character mascot with no depth; but they get to be an actual fully fleshed out character and have like, arcs and emotions that are treated seriously by the framing and writing, and also get to have meaningful relationships with other characters in the cast’

#this comes from years of seeing shows and immediately liking the weird little side characters best #and then having those just be like. the jokes machine or the marketing catchphrase dispenser #i dont know shit about batman but i have heard of jarro #and while i know that jarro is almost definitely mostly a joke. he also gets to be a robin and have a father/son relationship with batman #while also being a one eyed starfish alien. so i love jarro so much without having even read any of the batman comics #i need a text post tag

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frostbittenbucky · 3 years

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Starfish in a jar that Bruce was been keeping and carrying everywhere finally starts speaking

Starfish: “d-d”

Bruce: “what the fuck”

Starfish: “dad!”

Bruce: “ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ”

Starfish: “dad what’s my name?”

Bruce, a man who had never named anything his whole life: “oh um,” [looks at jar, looks at startfish] “Jarro?”

Jarro: “I love it dad!”

#Jarro #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #my post

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