I love Benny fuckers because any time I see a post being horny for that checker suited freak it’s almost always either
A. Something tender and longing. You want to feel his hands on yours. You want to cup his face in your hands and tell him “It’s okay. You don’t have to fight alone anymore. I’ll be by your side.” You want to feel him relax in your grip, want to feel and see the breath he’s been holding in for so long leave his lungs. You want to make him feel safe, make him feel as though he’s actually going to make it this time. That he’s finally going to know peace. The boot riders, the chairmen, it was all for this moment; it was all for the sanctity of having someone he can trust, fully and openly, with his life.
Or B. You wanna grab him by the leg and swing him around over your head and throw him at the walls like a milk soaked ragdoll and hit him with a stick and just generally treat him like a chew toy (he is buck naked save for his suit jacket and enjoying all of this a little too much)
its actually so funny to me that’s Charles’ ice cream shop is in milan because you know who lives there??? PIERRE GASLYYYY. I’m so convinced Pierre was like “I don’t see you enough calamar” “Think of the view calamar” “we can eat ice cream together in the sun and talk trash about people” “milan is WONDERFUL” when charles was like oh I want to open an ice cream shop somewhere in italy.
Kroelian PSYDUCK
Psychic
The Duck Pokemon
Abilities: Cloud Nine/Clarity* - Natural Cure (HA)
Dex: "Brought to Kroel by a group of traveling monks, Kroelian PSYDUCK learnt to control its psychic powers through rigorous meditation, becoming able to wield them freely without suffering any headaches.
Having made its home around the monasteries high above in the mountains of Kroel, it has gained a thicker white plumage better suited for the cold and windy weather.”
Moveset:
-Psybeam
-Powder Snow
-Calm Mind
-Roost
DALAYDUCK [Dalai + Duck]
Psychic/Ice
The Wise Duck Pokemon
->Evolves from Kroelian PSYDUCK at lvl 33 on the snowy mountains<-
Abilities: Cloud Nine/Clarity - Natural Cure (HA)
Dex: "They travel the icy mountains in small groups, usually forming long single lines while softly chanting in unison, they are known for helping any lost or injured person or pokemon they find in their way.
Using its powers they create beads of solid ice that carry around their arms, the older and stronger a DALAYDUCK is the more ice beads it holds.”
Moveset:
-Mountain Gale
-Zen Headbutt
-Ice Ball
-Meditate
*Pokemon is inmune to confusion or infatuation
After watching the Pokemon Concierge trailer I felt the need to update my regional Psyduck line, making a few changes and using the new template, I also added new shiny colors