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maj-3k · 2 months
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Y.N (seeing Adam): I can fuck misogyny out of him.
Lute: You can what?!?
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fruityspaceboy · 1 year
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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?
Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*
Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*
Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*
Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.
Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*
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super-incorrect · 7 months
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Dean - Why is your back all scratched up?
Y/n - *flashbacks to messing with a chicken when Dean told not to*
Y/n - I'm having an affair
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hottiewithabodyofc · 2 years
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Incorrect Attack On Titan Quotes (ft. Y/N)
。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。 F̳o̳l̳l̳o̳w̳ f̳o̳r̳ m̳o̳r̳e̳ 。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。
⚠Warning⚠ contains swearing, violence, reckless driving, spitting, kidnapping If you are uncomfortable with any of these, please do not read
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Eren: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Y/n: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Eren: But you’re always acting stupid? Y/n: ... Y/n: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Levi: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Zoë: A doll. Erwin: A cinnamon roll. Y/n: A sweetheart. Levi: Levi: ...stop it.
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Armin: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Jean: Fucking Eren and Y/n were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Levi: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Levi: Oh my god, you have Y/n.
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Y/n: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Reiner. Except you! Reiner: But Y/n, I think you're suspicious! Y/n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Y/n: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Annie: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Mikasa can fight in that dress either. Mikasa: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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Connie: Hey, do you know the password to Y/n’s computer? Sasha: Fuck you, Connie. Connie: Hey!! Sasha: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouConnie". Connie: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Y/n: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Historia: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Ymir, deer!" Y/n: ...And what did Ymir do? Historia: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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Eren: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. Armin: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Y/n: Fuck you.
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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE
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eternalslover · 6 months
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Bullet train incorrect quotes:
Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Y/n: Sure!
Y/n: Whats your favorite color?
Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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v1x3n · 1 month
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witchthewriter · 1 month
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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Y/N: You’re both pathetic
Soap: What do YOU sleep with?
Y/N: Simon.
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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
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kimjun · 4 months
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YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.
Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.
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welovelouisandbucky · 4 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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maj-3k · 2 months
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Wriothesley: Y.N I need relationship advice.
Y.N: You want an advice from me? Wriothesley I was flirting with Neuvillette for 30 years before I realized that he didn't played hard to get for three decades. He just didn't know what flirting was.
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fruityspaceboy · 1 year
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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*
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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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random-twst-things · 5 months
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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Y/N: Come on, I want to show you something Y/N: *turns and walks away* Ghost: Nice Y/N: That's not it but thank you
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