Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?
Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look!
Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*
Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*
Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*
Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.
Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*
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Incorrect Attack On Titan Quotes (ft. Y/N)
。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。 F̳o̳l̳l̳o̳w̳ f̳o̳r̳ m̳o̳r̳e̳ 。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。
⚠Warning⚠ contains swearing, violence, reckless driving, spitting, kidnapping
If you are uncomfortable with any of these, please do not read
─── ・ 。゚☆: .☽ . :☆゚.───
Eren: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Y/n: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Eren: But you’re always acting stupid?
Y/n: ...
Y/n: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Levi: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Zoë: A doll.
Erwin: A cinnamon roll.
Y/n: A sweetheart.
Levi:
Levi: ...stop it.
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Armin: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Jean: Fucking Eren and Y/n were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Levi: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Levi: Oh my god, you have Y/n.
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Y/n: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Reiner. Except you!
Reiner: But Y/n, I think you're suspicious!
Y/n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Y/n: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Annie: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Mikasa can fight in that dress either.
Mikasa: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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Connie: Hey, do you know the password to Y/n’s computer?
Sasha: Fuck you, Connie.
Connie: Hey!!
Sasha: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouConnie".
Connie: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Y/n: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Historia: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Ymir, deer!"
Y/n: ...And what did Ymir do?
Historia: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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Eren: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Armin: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Y/n: Fuck you.
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Wriothesley: Y.N I need relationship advice.
Y.N: You want an advice from me? Wriothesley I was flirting with Neuvillette for 30 years before I realized that he didn't played hard to get for three decades. He just didn't know what flirting was.
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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