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Love and Passion Chapter 3

Chapter 3:

Roommates

Joseph opened his dorm room’s door no more than ten seconds after leaving Tyson at his and was welcomed home by his overly excited and completely flabbergasted twin. Yoseph had literally been waiting for his brother to return home all morning long and ran to the door when he heard it faintly unlock from the other side. He already knew who it was since Joseph was the only one of them not home yet, that bastard. Yoseph was too excited to see him and he was also too proud of him too! At first, he was honestly upset about his brother going missing on one of the greatest days in N.A.K.S. history but was ecstatic at the fact his twin finally did what was so long awaited! He finally got him some BOOTY!! At least that’s what Yoseph presumed. He yanked Joseph in by the collar as soon as the door was opened wide enough and simply started hollering like a mad man.

“NIGGA…! NIGGA~!!!!”

“What?! Yoseph, what the fuck!? WHAT!?!”

“Where the fuck have you been~?! Do you know how long I’ve been WAITING for YOU?!?!?”

“Oh, I was-”

“Please~ Please, please, please!! Say you was out there finally gettin’ you some pussy, dawg.”

“I-”

“Who comes home at three in the afternoon after disappearing like you did without hittin’ somethin’, my nigga, SOMETHIN’!!! ”

“Noo, nigga, I ain’t hit shit…”

“What?! Why~?!!”

“Who asks people that as soon as they walk through the door, Yoseph??”

“I do…! I don’t under- Why not, boy?!”

“Because-”

“You’re not making any sense right now!!!”

“Yo, why’s no one letting me finish speak today?! I can barely get a fuckin’ sentence out!!”

“What?? What you mean?”

“Ugh~ Nevermind.”

“Aight…”

“…I stayed over at Love’s last night instead.”

“Oh…Did you-”

“Pussy definitely wasn’t on the table. I just told you that, nigga. Only some bomb ass food she made so stop asking.”

“What? I wasn’t gon ask you that! I know you ain’t hit that, are you crazy??!”

“Oh.”

“Shit, I’d be mad as fuck if you did! That’d be so un- fuckin’ fair…!! Why’d you even go there when you knew we had our party to go to, though…? And what she cook?”

“I’m kinda over explaining myself for today, but I just didn’t feel like partying last night. And she made-”

“You didn’t feel like- YOU DIDN’T FEEL LIKE PARTYING LAST NIGHT?!?!” Yoseph screamed even louder than he already was and shook Joseph hard by the shoulders as he did it. He obviously forgot about his second question. Joseph had to hold his brother’s waist for balance while he shouted desperately back.

“No, I didn’t! Damn, why are you yelling so much right now?!”

“BECAUSE YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON THE BEST FUCKIN’ THING YOU COULD’VE EVER DONE IN YOUR WHOLE FREAKIN’ LIFE, THAT’S WHY!!!”

“Alright, alright! I did that, alright?! Just calm down…!”

“Aight…” Yoseph sighed and finally let him go. That was way easier than Joseph expected…

“Wow, you actually did it…”

“Yeah, why not?”

“What?? You’re so crazy sometimes. Why’d you have to do all that in the first place?”

“You damn right I’m crazy and ‘cause I felt like it…And you abandoned me, you had it comin’…”

“I did not, nigga…But that’s what Nate said about the party too. It must’ve really been amazing.”

“Really? You was just with him?”

“I was. We met on our way back here. He’s pretty sick right now though…”

“Shit~ I’m not shocked to hear that! That nigga was guzzlin’ last night! And I mean guzzlin’!”

“Well, damn…I see you ain’t overdo it this time.”

“Naw, nigga~ I’ve learned that lesson! On baby Jesus I have! I’m more than good on that shit.”

“Good…So, where’s everyone else? Are they out too??”

“Naw! Them niggas are knocked the fuck out! In their rooms! All pussyed out like a N.A.K.S. brother should be!!” Yoseph laughed proudly but pouted as he muttered next,

“Especially that bitch, G.…”

“Why’d you say it like that?” Joseph chuckled. He already knew the answer but he decided he wanted to hear it from his brother’s point of view. Yoseph frowned even harder and murmured back just as dejectedly,

“Porque… [SPA: Because…]”

“¿Porque que? [SPA: Because what?]”

“…”

“What? He stole all the ass out there or somethin’??”

“Bi- YES…!!! Dawg! The party was still fuckin’ amazing, but you should’ve seen all the bitches that came out just for him!!”

“That’s not all that surprising though, Yoseph. They always come out for him. I heard the IG page worked wonders this time around too.”

“Joseph! That shit’s always worked! What you talkin’ ‘bout???”

“Really?”

“Yeah, really!! You just don’t be paying attention to what he does with it! That shit’s fuckin’ amazing. But listen! This wasn’t nothing like it usually is though!! It was- Broo~ If you were there with me last night I would’ve definitely pulled more ass for sure! I know I would’ve!!”

“Yeah, probably…”

“Exactly! You know the hoes see us as a duo~ They think our shit’s green screen on our vlogs whenever you don’t show up like that…!”

“I know they do.”

“Then what the fuck~!”

“We have two distinctly different voices and energies when we dance, so them thinking that’s kinda fuckin’ dumb and you know that…Anyway, I just ain’t feel like keeping up with you last night so I had to go missing. You be stressin’ me out, nigga. You know I’m not interested in them girls, yet you want me actin’ like I am for your sake.”

“As you should…! Don’t you love me?!”

“Of course I do! Not enough to sacrifice myself for you like that every time you ask me to though.”

“You’re so mean…”

“I am not…So, what? You ain’t get to smash none at all??”

“Bitch, who you talkin’ to???”

“Alright, then. It’s not that you ain’t get none, you’re just mad that Gianni got more than you! Like he usually does!!” Joseph laughed and started making his way to his room to finally put his duffle bag down. His brother followed behind him miserably while he stomped and whined in a semi-audible episode. It sounded something like a cat having a tantrum from a distance with bits of silence in between. Joseph looked at him for a moment and he made sure to make the ugliest crying face when their eyes happened to meet.

Yoseph was technically the older twin but you really couldn’t tell from his usual behavior. He was always the fastest to react emotionally and it was often times very physical in nature. It wasn’t a proper tantrum without drawing eyes in either. That was a requirement. Yoseph’s whining became louder like a weird siren until he began verbalizing his blatantly hinted distress. He followed Joseph back into their common area and basically squealed it out when it all became too much,

“Dawg! If you saw what the fuck I saw last night then you’d know how unfair that shit was!!”

“I think you’re being real fuckin’ dramatic right now. If you got some ass then all should be good, right?? I don’t see why-”

“NO~…!”

“Why not?! I know it wasn’t just one shawtie, so what’s the problem?”

“It wasn’t enough…”

“Wasn’t enough?? How many did you end up with? Hey, scratch that for a second. What did you do to Charlotte?”

“How many did I fuck, you mean!” Yoseph replied proudly once more but asked with sincere confusion literally right after,

“And who the fuck is that??”

“What you mean??? Nigga, you know Charlotte!”

“…Noo. Why the fuck would I ask who that was if I knew?”

“Yoseph…You know who Charlotte is! She’s like- your number one fan on campus or some shit!”

“Mmm…Naw, you lost me.”

“Bruh, you and her fuck all the time! How do you not know her??!”

“We do…?? Aight, what she look like?!”

“Uuuh, you know…”

“No. I don’t.”

“Shut up! I can’t believe I have to describe what one of your girls looks like to you!”

“You the one askin’ about her.”

“She’s one of them from M.A.R.C. Wears a lot of make up?”

“…I hope you know I got like- six shawties in that bitch, right?”

“Aight…She changes her hair so gawd damn much I can’t even use that to describe her. She likes wild colors! Her hair was purple today.”

“…Aight.”

“You know who I’m talkin’ about now?”

“Honestly you broke it down to about three shawties, nigga. What else?”

“Oh Dios mío [SPA: Oh my God]…I don’t know~”

“…She Black?”

“Yes!!”

“Light skin?!”

“Yes, nigga, yes!!”

“Charlotte~!! Yeah, I know that shawtie!! She’s cool people…”

“Good! So, what happened between you two last night?? She was mad as shit about you earlier today!”

“I don’t know.”

“What?!”

“I ain’t see her ass last night!!”

“Wow…” Joseph sighed and turned away from his brother who was beaming proudly from playing 21 Questions for no good reason just now. Yoseph came around him grinning just to ask though,

“So, you still wanna know how many shawties I fucked last night?!”

And his was typical Yoseph. Way before yesterday even came around Joseph picked up on the fact his brother planned on competing with Gianni for the body count at their party last night and was already prepared to quietly abandon his usual wing man role. There really wasn’t any point in him trying to compete. Gianni was an absolute beast when it came to satisfying their fans and just women in general, and Yoseph knew that! They all knew that! Joseph accepted that knowledge a long time ago. In fact, it didn’t bother him at all that things turned out that way. Gianni just naturally outdid the rest of the crew…Plus, his love sickness over Emma didn’t leave room for any other view.

Sex just wasn’t a competition to Joseph, even before that young woman came along and stole his heart. It just wasn’t. Yoseph, on the other hand, was very loud with his opposing view. Sex was nothing but a competition. There was never a guy that could outdo him when it came to women either. Back in the day he had the most women, the largest body count, and was never the man to experience ‘leftovers’. Other guys only got to smash after him. Before they met Gianni that is…

So, the battle’s been on ever since. Joseph knew it was only right for Gianni to get so much attention though. He was their Frat’s Alpha, the leader of their online performance group, had the widest vocal range, was the bulkiest in muscle tone, had the longest, prettiest hair for girls to play in, was the loudest, and simply had the hardest game going out of all of them, but those reasons were never good enough for Yoseph. He just couldn’t give up on winning back his number one spot. Joseph wished he would though…

“Sure, Yoseph! How many?”

“Five!”

“Wait, you slept with five shawties last night??”

“Yeah, nigga~!”

“How’s that not enough?!?”

“Alright, let’s see…!” Yoseph excitedly began sharing while he counted on his fingers, completely ignoring his brother’s very reasonable question,

“I smashed two in the Party Hall and three in here! All at the same time too! God, you should’ve seen it!”

“Whoa~…So, a threesome and a foursome??”

“Yeah~~!”

“But I don’t get it. I can’t see how that’s not e- Wait…Did you just say you smashed in the Party Hall???”

“I sure the fuck did, nigga!”

“What?!?”

“All the brothers did!! Even some of the non-pledged niggas got they freak on in there last night! We even-”

“Wait. Wait, wait, wait…” Joseph muttered and put his hand up to pause his twin for a second. Yoseph laughed at the face of his brother processing his words and smiled too hard when Joseph finally spewed his thoughts,

“Yoseph…What the fuck happened last night??!”

“A fuckin’ legend, Joseph!! That’s what the fuck happened last night!”

“Yoseph, Yoseph…Naw, you lyin’. You gotta be. Get outta here with that bullshit, dawg,” Joseph scoffed and looked away to take hold of their fridge door. Yoseph’s story was now becoming too tiring for his mind to process. He knew his brother was into embellishing his stories to make them more exciting but this was simply too fucking much.

“Bro! Joseph, I swear to God!!”

“Yo…!”

“What~?!”

“I let it slide the first time! You know how I feel about you doing that!!”

“I do, but that’s how serious I am~!! You knew this was one of our last parties before we graduate! Why wouldn’t our Alpha leave his mark like that?! We even had rubbers waitin’ and ready for this shit for the free! Even the non-pledged niggas had access!!”

“Yoseph, come on! You’re basically telling me Gianni turned our practically PG Party Hall into an Orgy House over night! How could I believe that?!?”

“But he did, nigga! He did!!”

“How come Nate ain’t tell me about it then?!”

“I don’t know~! I told you that nigga was drunk off his ass! He could’ve even forgot!!”

“Dawg, that can’t be true. You can stop now. I believe you when you said it was amazing, you ain’t gotta do all that.”

“But it’s true~!!! Bro, why the hell did we share a sack if you’re never gonna believe me…!? You- you better listen to your older brother, lil’ nigga!!!”

“Wha- You’re older than me by literally two minutes!”

“It still counts, damn it!!!”

“Can yall niggas SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?! I’m tryna get some sleep in here!” David snarled viciously at the twins from his bedroom door.

Both Joseph and Yoseph made up their faces as they watched him make his way over to where they were and as soon as he got there he shove Joseph out the way of the fridge. Both twins were taken aback by his actions, of course, but Joseph made up his face even more nastily for having to catch himself from falling out of nowhere. David simply yanked the fridge’s door open right after as if he did nothing wrong then cursed at how bright the light was in there. It wasn’t much brighter than it was in the common area itself but it seemed to bother him nonetheless. David growled under his breath like a wild animal after staring at the fridge’s content for a short while. Whatever he was looking for didn’t seem to be in there and it pissed him off even further.

Joseph surely didn’t give a fuck though. He was about to give it to him for what he just did until Yoseph interrupted with haste. He knew his brother didn’t like what just happened to him and he knew it was unfair but it’d obviously be a losing battle if he acted on it. They all knew not to mess with David when he was this vicious for no good reason but his ability to piss people off blinded that judgment sometimes. It usually takes more to get Joseph this heated too so Yoseph knew things wouldn’t cool down easily if he let it happen.

“Mutha-!”

“UUH…! Hey G.!”

“WHAT?!”

“Can you believe Joseph ain’t come to the party last night?!”

“Perché dovrebbe importarmi se lui era lì o no? [ITL: Why should I care if he was there or not?” David asked coldly as he stared daggers at Yoseph through his barely opened eyes.

“What? Nigga, you know I-”

“Non me ne frega un cazzo se è venuto o no! Questo è così stupido. Dio, dov'è il cazzo di succo?! [ITL: I don't give a fuck if he came or not! This is so stupid. God, where's the fucking juice?!]” David shouted and half way through it started shuffling through the fridge haphazardly. Not only was he woken from his precious beauty sleep but he was mad thirsty and in a huge rush to fix it. He had no time for anything else, especially stupid questions like that. David sighed dramatically when he really couldn’t seem to find whatever it was he was looking for before he finally glanced over at a very angry Joseph to answer Yoseph’s question in the language they all understood,

“Yeah, I can believe that shit. We all know he’s lame as fuck. Lamest nigga in our crew…What was more important than coming out and supporting your Alpha last night?”

“He said he just didn’t feel like it so he stayed at Love’s instead. They-”

“Wait, what…?”

“Uh…” Yoseph murmured and paled a little, he forgot who he was talking to for a second.

“Who the fuck told you you could do that?? Why were you with my girl last night?!”

David wasn’t very thirsty anymore, unless we were referring to blood. Why’d Joseph think spending the night with his Love was a better option than going to their party?! David came closer to Joseph to make sure he could hear the excuse well enough before he’d punch him dead in the face for it. He was tired of Joseph’s bullshit! Ever time David turned around this man was in Love’s face! Talking and being friends and shit! Well, he wasn’t having it!!!

“I don’t need your fuckin’ permission to stay over at a friend’s place, nigga! Who do you think you are?!” Joseph finally shouted back and fearlessly too. David wasn’t the only one at his wits end. Joseph was entirely sick of this man’s insanity! Everyone knows him and Love are just friends! It’s been over two years since they’ve known each other and that’s all they’ve ever been!! Well, Joseph was finally done with his shit! David surely wasn’t the only one that could get crazy and he was damn sure ready to prove it in that moment too! David chuckled at Joseph’s growing attitude and got even more in his face before responding.

“I’m her fuckin’ nigga, that’s who. Why you actin’ like you don’t know that…? You of all people should know that!!!”

“You’re not her nigga, Gianni! She’s single and don’t belong to no one!! Especially not you!!!”

“What did you just say to me…?”

“You heard me! Love don’t belong to you, nigga! And she never has!!”

“What you gettin’ at…? Dawg, I’m ‘bout to fuckin’ kill you. Did yall fuck last night?! IS THAT WHY YOU ACTIN’ ALL CONFIDENT RIGHT NOW?!?”

“What?! No!! What’s wrong with you?!? I’m mad ‘cause you fuckin’ pushed me for no good reason!!!”

“Tsk! You’re wastin’ my gawd damn time!! This is your last chance, nigga, I ain’t gon ask you again!! DID YOU FUCKIN’ TOUCH MY GIRL?!!”

“NO! W-”

“Then stop fuckin’ talkin’ to me and stay away from her!”

“You’re the one fuckin’ screamin’ in my face!!”

“Lil’ bitch ass nigga…Swear you ‘bout to do somethin’ over nothin’,” David sighed as he walked back over to the fridge and began his intense juice hunt again. As long as his girl wasn’t being touched by another man the way he would touch her all was good. He definitely had no time to argue now that that was cleared up, his less murderous thirst was kicking back in.

“Why the fuck are you out here anyway?! You have your own fridge!! Get whatever you’re looking for from in there and fuck off already!”

“You think I’d be out here if I had shit left in there?!”

“…”

“No, I wouldn’t be!! God, you’re so fuckin’ stupid sometimes! I ran out of all my shit last night since you need to know, you nosy little fuck!!! That’s why I’m out here!!”

“How’s that my fuckin’ fault?!”

“Jos, I’m ‘bout to knock yo shit clean out for real, dawg. Why are you still fuckin’ talkin’…?! Damn, you shoulda got you some pussy instead of tryna lay up under mio amore [ITL: my love] last night. You’d be ten times less annoying right now if you did. You must want me to kill you for real goin’ over there in the middle of the night. How could you even- Must’ve lost yo Gawd damn mind…”

“You know me and Love aren’t like that! Why do we have to go over the exact same shit every fuckin’ day?!”

“Because you keep tryin’ me! Find yo own pussy and stay away from my girl, Jos!”

“This ain’t got shit to do with pussy, nigga! I don’t need none! You wanna go pushin’ niggas like it’s cool when it’s not! That’s my fuckin’ problem with you…!”

“You stay bitchin’. Gawd damn, Jos…”

“Fuck you!! These shawties ain't the problem! You’re the pussy I got the problem with!!!”

“Oh, yeah?? Do you feel better?!”

“…Kinda.”

“Good! Now shut the fuck up…!!!” David shouted at him before looking back into the fridge and really started shoving shit out the way while he yawned in anger,

“Can’t you see I don’t give a fuck about yo lil’ bitch ass feelings right now?!? All I wanted was some gawd damn- Yo~ There it is~!! Who the fuck pushed it all the way back there…?! So annoyin’! Why’d it have to be behind all them damn pots…?”

David finally found the drink he was looking for, which happened to belong to Yoseph, and it calmed him down completely. It was like magic. He was really about to lose all of his temper just now from having to go back and forth with Joseph but poof! Gone. Yoseph frowned a little as he watched his favorite guava nectar be juice-napped by his now very content friend. It was just going to have to happen, he wouldn’t dare say a word about that juice today. It wasn’t worth it…

“Stay the fuck away from my girl, Jos~ and there won’t be no problems! I’m not gon’ tell yo ass again either…”

“Yes, you will…! You tell me that shit every fuckin’ day!”

“Now shut yall asses up, I’m tryna get some sleep here…” David muttered while he checked the juice’s seal and smiled when he saw it was still intact.

Joseph and Yoseph watched him close the fridge door a lot more peacefully than he opened it and headed back into his room while he unscrewed the cap and quenched his obviously intolerable thirst. Things went quiet for the next couple of seconds before Joseph made back up his face and muttered to himself,

“What the fuck does Love see in that nigga again…?”

“What?” Yoseph whimpered back.

“Nothing. Thanks for your support by the way.”

“Hey, I couldn’t even back myself up! You saw him take my juice, right? Everyone in here knows that’s my favorite juice but that shit don’t matter today! Nuh-uh! Mm-mm! It don’t…! You know there’s not much we can do when he gets that damn cranky. He’d just whoop both our asses if I said anything to really trigger him right now. I’m surprised he ain’t react much to you calling him what you did!”

“Ugh~! Yeah, me too…I hate that you’re right right now. Did you see how many waters he shoved out the way just to get to that…?”

“Yeah, I did…I guess he really needed something with flavor.”

“I’d whoop that nigga’s ass if I could, I swear to God…”

“Hey~”

“You started it…Well, I guess I don’t have any other choice but to believe you now, Yoseph. There’s no way in hell that he’d be in that much of a shitty mood just from being woken up if what you said happened last night wasn’t true. Him running out of shit in that fridge is unheard of too, so it had to be because of something like what you said happening.”

“Right?!”

“There are a few things I’ve never seen that man without and those are blunts, designer clothes, condoms, and his favorite shit stocked to the brim in that damn fridge of his.”

“True~”

“And he’s obviously super exhausted. I haven’t seen him act out like that in some time now…Hey, you were saying he outdid you last night, right? How many shawties did he hook up with since you had five??”

“Rub it in, won’t you?? Damn…uuh…Nigga, there were honestly so many I doubt he kept count…”

“What?? How’s that possible?”

“Dawg, these bitches were lined up last night, happy as fuck to just sample this nigga! From what I can remember most of the rounds were quick but he stayed in the ones he liked longer.”

“…What are you talking about right now??”

“Okay, okay…! He stayed a minute or two in each average shawtie, no more than three, but for the shawties he really liked he gave it to them for five, six minutes tops! He wasn’t playing around with all that pelvic training he tried to get us into! He ain’t nut no more than three times for the whole night!!! That bitch got mad dome from these hoes last night too?! I could barely believe my fuckin’ eyes! Man~ Most of them were so nasty they ain’t even mind sharing condoms!”

“…It’s kinda disturbing that you know all that in detail.”

“We were together the whole time, why wouldn’t I know that??”

“Okay…”

“Joseph, and that wasn’t nothin’ compared to what went down in here!!! Gianni brought all the shawties he liked back with him, which was at least five all together, and shit got absolutely fuckin’ WILD up in here!”

“I could only imagine…Hey, thanks for opening all the windows in here. You remembered.”

“You’re welcome! You don’t like the smell of pussy in the air, I know. You’re the only one that complains about it but you know I got you. ”

“Random pussy, Yoseph. You know once I’m really feeling a shawtie I can basically live down there.”

“Mmm…Yo goofy ass still waiting around for Emma, huh?”

“You know I am.”

“I really wish you weren’t~ We could’ve been having fun together like we used to! I would’ve long been looking for ass if I were you. It’s like the longer she got you waiting around the more celibate you become and I really don’t see why! You could’ve been smashin’ left and right! At any time you wanted!! You look like me, remember…?! Dawg, I don’t get you sometimes, for real…”

“Honestly, bro, you don’t need to get me. Just respect me like I respect you.”

“What? Of course! Always, Joseph…”

“Thanks…So, for real now, no jokes. Yall niggas really fucked in the Party Hall? Like, all in front of each other???”

“All of us, nigga~ Well, except for Don and Ty. Those niggas went missing after awhile.”

“Now, I can believe that! Don’s the most private guy I know and I already know why Ty ain’t stay.”

“See?! SO, YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?!”

“YOS! I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” David roared angrily from inside his room and both the twins quieted before Yoseph apologized,

“Sorry, G.~! I’ll keep it down…! Yeah, so you believe me now?”

“Why do you always let him talk to you so crazy??”

“Aww, he don’t mean no harm, Joseph. He’s just real tired, we both know that.”

“If you say so…”

“Anyway! I’m getting ready to go see Chloe and/or Rebekah, I need to make up for last night!”

“Did you just say ‘and/or’??? And aren’t they together?? And once again, what is there to make up for????”

“Yep, to all that shit! I found out last night that they’re bi and that they’re into double teamin’, and they chose this nigga right here to do it with!”

“Alright…But what is there to make up for?!”

“Didn’t you hear my story?!? Gianni outdid me by a mile last night! I was only able to get five while this nigga selected five out of mad bitches, Joseph! MAD!! My lion’s pride can’t take it, it can’t take it!! I need to keep up with him!”

“No, you don’t. And how many shawties do you plan on turning out?? Isn’t this the third set?”

“Naw, I’m still at two since they’re already into that shit, but I will turn out more! I had my first three last night too?! I’ll never stop!”

“Yoseph!”

“Alright, see you later!”

“Wait! I really think you should- Oh, fuck it…” Joseph sighed as he watched his brother hurry out the front door. Yoseph was for sure his twin, there was no denying that, but they’ve always been so different in their views on life. Joseph decided last minute that he’d better just let things be, let the man do him so Yoseph would have no choice but to let his younger brother be himself too.

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-Nakeya Mareya

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