#in the lines. cuz i took that advice to heart with this and i am so fuckin happy with the result
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unfading sin
#fullmetal alchemist#fma#edward elric#anichibi draws#yeah. that one shot from 03's first ending has been living rent free in my head for the past few days#and it made me wanna draw so. i did. lmao#also shoutout to this post i saw on twitter a while back that was like. if you wanna do lineart do a rough sketch and put the finer details#in the lines. cuz i took that advice to heart with this and i am so fuckin happy with the result#so. yeah.#also last note i'm putting here the red in the bg did not look that saturated on my laptop but surprisingly everything else? perfect#aniposts
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gen question but isnt dedegoon or dedesuka or whatevr a proship? ive seen some ppl calling it a proship cuz its abusive but your bio says proship dni so idk if its ok to ship or what (sorry im new to this)
hiya! thank you for your ask! it isnt and heres why
first of all i am /Not/ proship. i am not anti-anti or whatever either. what drives me to ship them is the fact theyre friends who like to be in each other's company. i like their sweet moments together. they bond over scamming an innocent population and bullying children. they're partners in crime. theyre besties who talk shit about others as a hobby.
i also don't think theyre already dating. i look at their relationship and im like. you guys have some kind of weird crush on each other and you're also selfish assholes. they're in the world's worst situationship.
"but dedede whacks escargoon a lot!" not only does escargoon get physical towards him too (the dynamic starts shifting in the dentist episode) but his "punishments" are often for a reason. escargoon is often very mean to dedede. in almost every episode he calls him hopeless or stupid or ugly or anything like that. and that gets him a whack. if i were dedede i'd do that too! it'd piss me off! having my lackey who i pay and who i consider my best friend insult me so overtly over and over LOL. but does escargoon ever try and stop him his evil doing? hell no! the guy helps him and gives him advice and ideas! he is NOT a good guy either. he loves being mean! he literally says it!
of course escargoon cares a loy about him. pretty sure everyone is aware. i don't even need to compile all the times he runs after him or worries about his well being. one time he "left" after he realised he'd have to do all the waddle dee's chores and didn't want to do his job. guess who's shown tearing up when seeing what poor state dedede is in after being left all on his own. he's always protecting him and defending him (sometimes backhandedly) from other people. he holds dedede dear. it's obvious he does. he's an old man, he's not being manipulated into liking dedede. he genuinely cares about the guy.
there are episodes where they bicker a lot but end up getting along, episodes where they're the best of friends and episodes focused on their resentment against one another. the show kind of yoyos with their relationship. it's not really anything to take seriously. if you get offended from their interactions you'd get a heart attack from watching looney tunes. the back and forth of their dynamic is part of the fun!
I *highly* recommend watching the original version of the show as the dub often replaces sweet lines they share with jokes that don't really hit the mark. it's a shame. (however i will give the dub some credit on occasion)
Actually, i have a [post] that compiles a lot of sweet screenshots of them together. it doesnt include the times where they hold on to each other in the cannons or in the whispy woods episode or when esxargoon said "isnt this strange? can't you feel we're striving apart?" and dedede says "what! that's ridiculous!" in a lighthearted voice. or when escargoon makes a joke about a late night drive being romantic and dedede just? laughs in agreement? there's a scene where they call each other stupid in the most friendly way ever. i actually have a handy twitter of fun scenes where escargoon gets away with some things (doesn't include when escargoon yells at him in the fireworks episode or orders him in episode 69), like saying *he's* actually the one in power because dedede isn't competent enough to reign. or dedede understanding escargoon's concerns of him becoming dumber than he is already.
they're just villains who are attached to each other and are a team no matter what.
escargoon protects dedede a lot, and he cares about him more than what his job entails, but people tend to forget he's got a special place in dedede's heart too.
dedede keeps an album of pictures they took together. he never threatens to fire him and, as far as i know, never even cuts his salary and is the only one in the castle to even have a bonus. he shares the food he keeps from the waddle dees with him in episode 93. he clarifies he doesnt want knuckle joe's monsters to attack either of them. he's fine spending large amounts of money on him. twice? he never calls him ugly somehow. he even thanks him for having put up with him for so long and serving him well when the world is about to end. and then he clings unto him because he's scared of dying alone. his way of showing affection is not the "im crying because i think you're in danger" type of way that escargoon shows a lot but it's there.
Of course i don't think they're perfect gay rep. that's literally so stupid. you think im gonna look at two dumbasses who are bitter towards one another from what, a parodic, satirical children's anime from the early 2000s, and go "hmm yes this is what every queer couple should aspire to be this is peak lgbt rep"
If we're gonna talk about them how about we talk about some issues this show has that no one ever addresses. the colorism of the uv episode that is not put into question, not even by tiff, the moral compass. the rising sun imagery that is very much intentional as dedede is a caricature. the fatphobia? the fact kirby calls kawasaki and nagoya homos??? straight up???
people often blame episode 88, and yeah, it's not my favorite episode either. everyone's weird in that episode, not just dedede! yabui is far from empathetic, even the ebrums are disrespectful, and escargoon taunts dedede into chasing him for laughs and teases him about his old age. even at the end he teases him. i think it's one of those episodes that you just have to blame on the writers kinda like 89 (for example this one has got the right message but the execution is painful to watch. poor tiff.)
now, if 88 had changed their relationship it'd be a different matter. there are some sweet moments they share outside of their general "partners in crime" dynamic past episode 88 in my post actually! my favorite is the one where dedede has his arm around escargoon who's curled up like a cat while they're sleeping and the waddle dees are tucking them in from episode 91. it makes me so happy.
i could probably talk so, so much more about them. they're a huge comfort to me. however i don't trust just anyone with them. i am very much aware some people like them for the wrong reasons. but if you have a brain you can see where i'm coming from.
the show makes fun of them because they're evil, self-centered cowards. not because they're "gay" or anything like that. i saw someone call them queerbait one time and i had to log off for a minute.
anyway, to answer your question, people who do not recognize their genuine attachment to one another are bound to have a twisted view of them. i don't like dedegoon because they're "toxic" or awful to each other. but because they're each other's best friends. that's all. it's fine if you don't ship them, too. i just hope i can prove to people that they do matter to each other and that they're friends :)
#ask#yes i made sure to include other images than the ones already in my comp im doing a great job in dedegoon#there are so many things i didnt include there#everytime i think of them i remember something new#i also want to point out that i rewatch the show regularly. im on my... uh.. 7th proper rewatch? with my boyfriend#so. if anyone accuses me of fandomifying this show they chose the wrong person#also they say aishiteru 3 times atp idk what to tell you
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Saturday Sneak Peek of Life Was a Storm Chapter Two
you may read the first chapter of this modern au/2000s au in the link above. I am absolutely showing my age by referring to VampireFreaks as a social media site lol also the name drop of a band whose founding members went on to create my fave band (PTV)
Here’s a snippet from Chapter Two below:
It was completely accidental. Serendipitous.
Finn had not gone looking for Annie Cresta. She had fallen into his lap. Or more specifically, his inbox.
He didn’t post selfies, despite everyone else posting them. Finn had mostly started using VampireFreaks as a recommendation from a guy he had smoked with outside of a show to post some of his poems on a forum. He wasn’t even goth, but the alt scene had appreciated some of his work that he couldn’t share with Rio.
Finn hadn’t expected someone to message him about a photo he posted to his account. It was a stupid photo he took at Point Pinos. He hadn’t expected someone to comment on the post.
But he almost had a heart attack when he saw the username HeartThiefOfTheSea. That stupid song kept playing his head.
The message wasn’t anything special. They had only sent a less than carrot symbol plus the number three to make a heart emoticon. But Finn clicked on the account anyway and his heart almost stopped again in less than a minute when he scrolled through the photo gallery for the account.
Some punky-bohemian chick that looked like she could be Stevie Nicks’ edgier daughter had sent the comment. The blue and purple streaks in her dark hair had thrown him off for a second, but he would know those green eyes anywhere. They had only been haunting him since he was two months shy of fifteen.
He didn’t have to respond. It was just appreciation for the photo.
But he responded anyway. And that led to them private messaging each other.
“Someone’s up early,” Finn muttered as his desktop pinged with a new email notification for a private message from Annie.
HeartThiefOfTheSea: guess who’s in trouble
FindingEmo: clearly not u if ur messaging me. what did u do?
HeartThiefOfTheSea: snuck out, trespassed to go swimming, but my greatest offense was calling my brother to come get me at 3am from the side of the road cuz I was too lazy to walk LOL
Finn laughed under his breath. As the eldest of his siblings, he was sure there could be a day that he would be getting those calls. For now, he was glad that his sisters were eight years old. The most trouble they got into was eating the sweets and pastries meant for the BnB guests.
HeartThiefOfTheSea: so…what are you doing up? It’s getting late over there isn’t it?
FindingEmo: ur joking right?? I’m not the one that is up at 3am
HeartThiefOfTheSea: yeah but you’re only 3 hrs behind right?
FindingEmo: yeah. so why r u messaging me at 3am
Serendipitous. They had been messaging each other since May and the messages had been mostly small talk about bands they liked until Annie took the plunge and started asking him for some advice and then they got more personal while being cautious of what they shared with an Internet Stranger.
Although Annie could have been more wary. Not that Finn was one to talk. He was sure his parents had considered putting an ankle monitor on him at some point in his mid teens.
Finn had lots of fun turning her into a fan of a band from San Diego called Before Today. He really hoped their plans to tour the East Coast came to fruition so Annie could go to one of their shows.
He really liked one of the lines in one of their songs Pierce The Veil.
We’ll try, still strong in our chains.
Something about the line reminded him of that dream version of himself. Finn still didn’t have the full picture about that Finnick, and while sometimes he couldn’t say he liked that version of himself, there were more days that he felt for him.
HeartThiefOfTheSea: my ex ambushed me while I was hanging out w/my friends. I ran away lol he tried to tell me he wanted to be “friends”
Finn frowned. He hadn’t liked Annie’s boyfriend when she was dating him and his dislike for him only grew after she dumped him.
Nothing rankled Finn more than guys that wouldn’t take no for an answer and tried to guilt their girlfriends into sleeping with them by using their love against them.
Finn had told Annie that she didn’t need to love the guy to have sex with him. If she wanted to have sex just because she wanted to, that was reason enough to take the plunge. But if she was hesitating because she wasn’t ready or because she didn’t feel that kind of attraction to him that she needed to do what was right for her.
Annie had confessed that she had been using the fact that she was Straight Edge as one of the reasons to ward him off. She had to explain to her ex what that even was, but Finn had snorted as soon as Annie told him that she was actually in fact Straight Edge.
Finn and Annie couldn’t be anymore different.
[ can’t say I wanna wait for marriage but idk it feels preferable than losing my virginity to a HS bf that my friends had to convince me to date ]
FindingEmo: pls tell me u kicked him in the balls
HeartThiefOfTheSea: lol no I didn’t do that but I should have. he yanked my arm pretty hard when I was underwater and it kind of scared me. I dipped as soon as possible and I just know my friends are gonna give shit for just leaving
FindingEmo: if u had to bounce u had to bounce…but next time kick him in the balls
HeartThiefOfTheSea: aye aye captain! now why are YOU up late?
FindingEmo: date
HeartThiefOfTheSea: like a date date or a “date” lol
FindingEmo: the latter
HeartThiefOfTheSea: heartbreaker lol
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SERIOUS RISE OF THE TITANS SPOILERS
BUT I NEED TO RANT
SPOILERS ARE UNDER THE CUT I PROMISE
I STARTED ROTT TEN MINUTES AFTER IT CAME OUT AT 5:01 PM AEST AND FINISHED ROTT AT ROUGHLY 10 TO 7
I FINISHED THE MOVIE AND SAW 8 SPOILER POSTS WITHIN 2 MINUTES ON TUMBLR
PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS AND PUT ALL SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT FOR YOUR POSTS AND TAG THEM PROPERLY
FIRST OFF
Everyone who said Blinky would die because of"and blinky" in the trailer
Fuck you
It was very fair but still I was so scared
Same to if those who said Archie died because he wasn't in the trailer
Again fair but I was terrified and anxious as hell
My heart could not have handled if he died or Douxie's grief but I'm still upset about what actually happened
And I wish Zoe showed up so they could give her some characterization
We find out she's known Douxie and been friends with him for over 900 years but she doesn't help with the Arcane Order?
And none of the hedge witches show up to help fight them to defend their home?!?!?!
SECOND!!! THE TRAIN SCENE!!!
YES
LOVED IT
GREAT
Jim you stupid string bean, I love you though
Claire, good job, that was some hard magic
Toby, go duke!
Douxie my husband, YAAASS QUEEN, GET IT BABY
The Police Station
It was so funny
Everything about it I loved
Douxari confusing the officers and being neutrally chaotic
Claire trying to be tough and silent
Toby spilling ALL the tea and the officers not believing him
Archie just being Archie and enjoying the confusion of the humans
KREL SHOWING UP WITH RICKY AND LUCY
YES
OMFG
Keep casually listing just about every spy agency in order
and then just
"And your mum"
What a legend
Literal King 👑
Honestly
Walter and Barbara
Them being engaged and happy
Y E S
Jim being best man
Y E S
Walter DYING before they could get married
N O
H E L L N O
ELI GREW UP!!!!!
MPREG STEVE
Very unpopular opinion
I loved it, so fucking funny
I don't even like mpreg normally
But I loved it as a random side plot cause they probably couldn't find an import part for every character and still give them their deserved screen time
Also, funny!
Krel was way too smug explaining to Steve that he would be pregnant, not Aja
You know how we as a fandom have all decided Krel is Aro/Ace icon or at least Aro spec and/or grey ace (something like that) I have no problem with this and love it, it makes me feel very validated, but what Krel just doesn't want kids and decided it's easier to not have romantic relationships, that's also a legitimate thing a lot of woman do
Does that mean gay guys can have biological kids on Akiridion 5?
BACK TO STEVE
I wish there was a bit where Steve called Lawrence on the phone calling him "dad" or "coach dad" and being like "Hey, I know you're probably busy, you're at school but I'm seriously freaking out and I need your help or advice" and explaining the whole Akiridion pregnancy and Coach just reassuring him gently and telling him that he and Steve's mum would support him and he wasn't alone and they weren't mad at him.
Douxie figuring out the sigil
Good job baby! Smart boy! I am very proud
You very smart
The Order bringing the Titans with Nari mind controlled
😬
That's all
Numora dying
Why! It's was so unnecessary!
I don't necessarily love her by any means
But still!
Dndndbebhsvehehrdidjbdisbeurbvtisjbsgsneosbsyneyjsosnsjdbdynsvsidbfindbzhndhdushdhushdbudhnm
*key spams in frustration*
This began much irritation that just increased
THE BRIDGE
ARCHIE LEFT DOUXIE HIS LONG LIFE FRIEND AND PLATONIC SOULMATE (NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME THAT NOT JOW FAMILIARS WORK IDC)
YES HE WAS STAYING WITH HIS DAD AND I RESPECT THAT
BUT GODDAMN IT CHARLIE
CHARLEMAGNE COULD HAVE JUST LIT THE TROLLS FOLLOWING THEM ON FIRE AND THEN FLOWN OUT
THE PORTAL WOULD HAVE CLOSED AT THE SAME TIME
OR THEY COULD HAVE FREED THE TROLLS
EITHER WAY
THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT
WTF HAPPENED THE WHOLE FOUND FAMILY THING THEH WERE PUSHING IN WIZARDS
WHY PUSH A GRIEVING DOUXIE TO ESSENTIALLY GET OVER IT AND ACCEPT ARCHIE AS HIS FAMILY CUZ HE WAS ALWAYS THERE JUST TO GET RID OF ARCHIE ANYWAY
DOUXIE WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM AGAIN
HE WOULD HAVE JUST SEEN "TELL DOUXIE I SAID GOODBYE" IN THE KRONOSPHERE AS HIS LAST MEMORY OF HIM
*INCREASING FRUSTRATION*
"No More Running"DOUXIE ALMOST DIED BRINGING NARI BACK
I KNEW HE WOULDNT DIE BUT I WAS STILL SCARED
I was sad
NARI AND SKRAEL'S BATTLE WAS PERFECT
CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE I WAS NOT PLEASED WITH NARI DYING
NOR DOUXIE BEING HELD BACK ONCE AGAIN FROM SAVING A LOVED ONE
"Nor more running"
Simple line
Sweet
Shattered me and my very being
THE SWITCHING SPELL
AMAZING.YES.ILOVEDIT.
DOUXIE YOU SMART BRILLIANT BOY I AM SO FUCKING PROUD
Douxari was so chaotic and funny and pure in a very weird way
I was sad that THAT screenshot of Douxie and Archie wasn't actually Archie because he looked so happy chddling his familiar but it was still cute
Narxie was so fucking sarcastic when the Arcane Order realized the spell didn't work and I live for it
Walter and Barbara
Them being engaged and happy
Y E S
Jim being best man
Y E S
Walter DYING before they could get married
N O
H E L L N O
ELI GREW UP!!!!!
MPREG STEVE
I loved it, so fucking funny
Krel was way too smug explaining to Steve that he would be pregnant, not Aja
You know how we as a fandom have all decided Krel is Aro/Ace icon or at least Aro spec and/or grey ace (something like that) I have no problem with this and love it, it makes me feel very validated, but what Krel just doesn't want kids and decided it's easier to not have romantic relationships, that's also a legitimate thing a lot of woman do
Does that mean gay guys can have biological kids on Akiridion 5?
BACK TO STEVE
I wish there was a bit where Steve called Lawrence on the phone calling him "dad" or "coach dad" and being like "Hey, I know you're probably busy, you're at school but I'm seriously freaking out and I need your help or advice" and explaining the whole Akiridion pregnancy and Coach just reassuring him gently and telling him that he and Steve's mum would support him and he wasn't alone and they weren't mad at him.
Douxie figuring out the sigil
Good job baby! Smart boy! I am very proud
You very smart
The Order bringing the Titans with Nari mind controlled
😬
That's all
Numora dying
Why! It's was so unnecessary!
Dndndbebhsve hehr didjbdisbeurbvtisjbsgsneosbsyneyjsosnsjdbdynsvsidbfindbzhndhdushdhushdbud
*key spams in frustration*
THE BRIDGE
ARCHIE LEFT DOUXIE HIS LONG LIFE FRIEND AND PLATONIC SOULMATE (NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME THAT NOT JOW FAMILIARS WORK IDC)
YES HE WAS STAYING WITH HIS DAD AND I RESPECT THAT
BUT GODDAMN IT CHARLIE
CHARLEMAGNE COULD HAVE JUST LIT THE TROLLS FOLLOWING THEM ON FIRE AND THEN FLOWN OUT
THE PORTAL WOULD HAVE CLOSED AT THE SAME TIME
OR THEY COULD HAVE FREED THE TROLLS
EITHER WAY
THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT
Titan Nari
I was so scared when Douxie nearly passes out from lack of oxygen trying to save her
Claire did a great job and I like her but I feel like they're overpowering her without developing her
Nari and Skrael's battle was a cinematic masterpiece
Coach Lawrence seriously needs a break
NARI DYING WAS UNACCEPTABLE
DOUXIE BEING HELD BACK FROM HELPING HER WAS UNACCEPTABLE
"No more running" destroyed me
I AM STILL NOT OK
I DON'T THINK I EVER WILL BE
The 9th configuration
FOUND. FAMILY. CENTRAL.
I'M THE CHOSEN ONE BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE
YES
The Final Battle
I don't even know what to say
Aja. QUEEN.
RIP Varvatos
Rip Douxie that fall would have really fucking hurt
He definitely had broken ribs from that
I'm surprised he could walk after even while being supported against someone else to stand
Jim should have just stabbed Bellroc instead of talking
Jim should not have been able to walk and run perfectly fine after being stabbed even with all the adrenaline
Toby WTF MAN
GOOD JOB BUT FUCKING HELL
I LEGIT CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW IT HAPPENED
THE MOVIE CAME OUT 4 DAYS AGO (IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THE RANT DONT JUDGE) AND I'VE WATCHED IT 5 TIMES AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED IT EACH TIME
HOW DID TOBY CRASH?!?!
ANYWAY
TOBY DYING WAS NOT ACCEPTABLE
JIM SCREAMING OUT HIS NAME AS SOON AS HE REALIZED TOBY WASNT THERE
BLINKY AND ARGH LOOK OF PANIC AND WORRY CUZ THEY REALIZED TOBY DIDNT COME BACK WITH JIM
DOUXIE REALIZING HE FAILED TO PROTECT SOMEONE ELSE IMPORTANT TO HIM (EVEN IF HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH OF AN ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP WITH TOBY, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE DIDN'T ADOPT THEM ALL AS HIS YOUNGER SIBLINGS)
"Always was, always will be" hurt my entire soul
The Time stone
This frustrated me so much it took me 3 days to write just this bit
Go back in time and save everyone?
Yes! Awesome!
Go back to the start the start
No
Also, I love and adore Toby
BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE
JIM GIVING THE AMULET AND RESPONSIBILITIES AWAY WHEN HE HAS 2 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND KNOWS ALL OF HIS MISTAKES AND HOW TO FIX THEM
WTF
AS I SAID I LOVE TOBY AND I LIKE HIM ACHIEVING STUFF
BUT HES NOT TREATED AS BADLY AS THE FANDOM ACTS LIKE HE IS
AND LOGICALLY JIM MADE A STUPID DECISION CONSIDERING WHAT HE KNOWS
I get that he was tired of being the trollhunter
Largely because he was tired of not thinking he would do a good enough job
But odds are Toby will make some of the same mistakes and they'll be right back in that same position except maybe Claire will die that time around
And if you're sick of the trauma and responsibility of it than why would you dump it on your best friend
Once again I say, it was an illogical and dumb decision
I WILL BE RUNNING TO FANFICTIONS TO ESCAPE THIS CANON
#toa spoilers#rott spoilers#trollhunters rott#movie rant#toa#toa archie#toa wizards#toawizards#toa rott#toa zoe#douxie#hisirdoux casperan#douxie casperan#toa douxie#toa nari#toby domzalski#claire nuñez#jim lake jr#stricklake#walter strickler#barbara lake#nari of the eternal forest
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Hey there bub<33 how’s your summer going?? I was wondering if I could request a ship with Txt and Enhypen ?
I’m a ‘04 liner and, as a South Asian, am extremely proud of my heritage and culture. I can accept other cultures easily and love to learn about them so someone who is respectful and open about other cultures and heritages would be ideal. I feel that I want someone that I can kind of match with too like me and him could wear the same aesthetic and take cutesy pictures. I have a deep interest in the arts, from painting to dance-which I have been doing for the past 11 years- as well as biology and science in general. I don’t really have a specific favorite color or season cuz I think every color has its own vibes and every season brings something new to the table :)) I’m a bit indecisive and pretty bad at expressing jealousy, though I do put great emphasis on communication in any relationship. My love language is quality time but I do reserve physical affection for those close to me. I’m also a inconsistent in my endeavors and am working on that trait of mine, but I do better with consistency if I have someone constantly motivating me. (Lol the unfinished paintings in my room could probably tell u that) I also love public speaking and such but only until my social battery runs out haha. Plus I have an easier time trying something new if I have the comfort of a warm loved one near me. I prefer sunny blue skies and warm days with a light breeze, major picnic vibes lol. I can be a bit guarded though with what I say, even to the people who care about me the most, so I get along well with people who won’t misunderstand me. My parent’s , especially mom’s, opinion really do matter to me a lot and I am someone who thrives in social environments and cares about keeping a respectful and kind reputation towards all. I'd also love it if I could go on and on about different theories and topics , deep or not, with him. I need constant mental stimulation in a relationship and honestly, without it, I just get bored. I want to be able to learn from him and I want him to be able to learn from me. Like to just be a couple that is always trying and doing something new, but I also want to be able to relax with him as well when the world gets overwhelming. I feel that I, myself, have a hard time grounding myself so someone who can help me keep my feet on the ground and head in the clouds would be nice. I'm either totally logical when it comes to matters of the heart or totally head in the clouds. It's something that I am working on, but I do acknowledge that. As for pet peeves, I can't stand it when people come to me with an issue that I already tried to help them solve and they don't even take my solution. I need someone who is going to at least try to take my advice and not just throw it down the drain. Again, at times I can run away from my emotions and just be detached for no reason..I need someone who understands that and knows how to handle that. I like it when my loved ones are a little argumentative with me as well, as light teasing though, rather than being all sappy and lovey-dovey all the time. I need someone who isn't going to get too hurt by my way of joking and can joke back but knows not to cross the line. Fun fact: my friends unanimously agree that I’m the color yellow :))) and one of my fav movies is “Your Name”
Ahh sorry I tend to go a bit overboard 😅 but thank you so much <33 Hope you have a wonderful day/night 💕
Hii! Thank you so much for requesting!! I am so sorry that this took so long! Thank you so much for being so sweet😭🤗 I really hope you like your ships!! :)
TXT:
I ship you with…
Yeonjun
I feel like you guys are a great fit!😄
Yeonjun would love to take cute photos with you and dress anyway you want him to for those photos😊
Because you said you want someone who you can learn from I feel like Yeonjun would be a great fit, you said you liked dancing so I feel he would try to teach you new moves or the choreography to one of his songs😇
You both hold off in communication when it comes to jealous but overall your communication in the relationship is great other than when he’s busy with his schedules🙃
Yeonjun is your #1 hype man, he will do anything to comfort you, motivate you, anything, he will be there for you. Though he does expect for you to do the same🤣
I feel like he can always tell when your social battery has run out and does anything he can to make you feel better😚
He loves how you hold yourself, how strong, confident, and mature you are😁
He adores listening to your little rants about the topics you like, if he doesn’t know about them he will always listen and probably look up more about it so you guys can talk about it together🥰
You said you like when your s/o teases you, Yeonjun is that s/o, he loves having little arguments/teasing fights that are always fun🤗
You guys have the most stupid inside jokes only you two would understand it confuses the others😆
Overall, your relationship with Yeonjun is never boring and you guys are the cutest together😚
Enhypen:
I ship you with…
Jake
I think he would be very interested in your culture and asks you to teach him about it😊
He would hype you up when taking photos to the point where your embarrassed😆
He expects you to hype him up as well but he gets shy really easy😁
He is quite touchy with you, he only does it when you seem comfortable with it😚
Jealousy is a bit of a problem in your relationship because you both don’t express or talk about your jealousy well🙃
He’s always by your side when you are out in public, though you do most of the talking when it comes to strangers he likes being close to you😭😭
He will drag you out of bed across the floor to help motivate you to do things like finish some of your paintings(he adores them and plus loves your cute face when your focused)🤣
You and Jake have easy conversations, nothing is never awkward and you could talk for hours about either serious stuff or is things like of a straw has one or two holes☺️
You guys are quite adventurous 🤗
You guys push each other to do things😊
Jake hates when you push back your emotions and don’t let anyone in, he just wants to help you and he doesn’t k ow how to help you when you don’t tell him what’s wrong🥺
At first he had absolutely no idea how to help you when you pushed away from him🙂
Jake seems like a big romantic but he also loves to tease you and joke around with you😇
Overall you and Jake have such a precious relationship and you guys really understand each other🥰
#kpop ships#txt#tomorrow x together#yeonjun#txt yeonjun#txt ships#enhypen jake#enhypen ships#enhypen#en
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Thoughts on Sons of Garmadon cuz redesigns :]
Also instead of watching all of the season and then adding my thoughts later I instead took notes while watch the season so that’s why this post is incredibly long, sorry about that :/
Anyway enjoy :>
Sorry for the accidental posting and I don’t want to rewrite everything so here’s from the original post
Lloyd reading the title of the episode also caught me off guard the first time I watched this
Basically Lloyd caught me off guard entirely the first time I watched this
Also his eyebrows are now THICC
“Still thirsty?”
...
I can see why people like Nya a lot (._.’)
Nya’s badass and f—king love her
Also the water bubbles she makes look really nice
Jay mimicking Cole is adorable
The first time we see them after a year and the first thing we see them do is argue and disturb a group of people that took a vow of silence 
I love them
“Did I call you at a bad time?” They’re in the middle of a fight with the mechanic, what do think?
Also Pixal calling Lloyd “Master Lloyd” :’/
“Whoever said fight fire with fire clearly didn’t know what they were talking about.” “Hey, you’re stealing my lines!” I love you Kai
“Who likes ice cream? I do! How was that line Kai?” I love you Zane
Them teasing Lloyd for his deeper voice and them just genuinely having family fun bonding time just fills me with such happiness that I can’t describe with words :’’’’’’’’>
Misako abandons Lloyd yet again, and she was just starting to act like a good mother in Hands of Time >:/
Jay is not understanding a single thing being said to him, but at least he’s trying 👌
Their excuse for not mentioning the royal family throughout the series is “they like their privacy”? Really? Like really? Are they expecting us to believe this bullish-t? 
Lloyd seeing Harumi for the first time: Can You Feel The Love Tonight🎶
Now Cole’s the only one who hasn’t had a crush in the series he is so gay and the writers can’t convince me otherwise
Can I just say the lighting for the inside of the place is beautiful? Cuz it is.
Also I just realized Cole’s the only ninja that isn’t wearing sleeves on his ninja suit, that’s cool👌
Since Harumi’s natural hair color is white, does that mean she’s albino?
“The maskes must never be reunited” Says the person who reunited the mask >:/ I know she’s acting good here but still
“No thank you, I actually gave up sweets. My body is a temple.” The moment I heard that for the first time I was like “WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOI?! WHO HAS HURT HIM?!”
Lloyd, stop stalking the princess, that’s illegal >:|
“Don’t worry, we’re ninja, we’re experts at this kind of thing” They proceed to loose the mask, let their main villain onto their ship, and Lloyd gets a crush on her :/
Grade A ninja-ing right there 👌👌👌
I’m on episode 2 and seeing Harumi acting nice and sweet and connecting with Lloyd and knowing that she’s faking all of it, I just feel so so so so bad for Lloyd :’<
Cole, don’t try to give Lloyd advice about girls when you aren’t even attracted to them
Ok so I procrastinated a bunch on doing this for some reason so Yee, let’s continue
I’ve only seen Mystake for 1 scene and if anything ever happens to her I’ll kill everyone in this room and myself
Oof I’m now sad and realize why everyone likes her
Ok so we all agree the tea Mystake gave Jay and Lloyd to see the drawings move is weed right? Or had weed in it?
Why is Cole hiding in a garbage bin when Zane is using a perfectly good newspaper? Also oh boy can’t wait to see Rocky DangerBuff and Snake Jaguar in action :3
The way Snake walked into the bar Jesus
and I’m trying to watch this without skipping it cuz to me the whole thing is very awkward and I can’t stand awkward stuff like this but I also heard there was glacier so I’m gonna try to watch this without yeeting my phone and burying my face in my pillow
Chloe: Snake is gorgeous and we stan
Me: I know he’s beautiful look at him, he’s amazing
He’s bad boi and baby boi at the same time and I love him
Just added Cole into a scene with the ninja when he’s actually still kidnapped by UV so noice job Ninjago HQ 👏👏👏
Zane looks so weird in the flash of Wu finding him dear god
Stop bothering him Cole, let Zane Rp as Snake for a little bit longer
DAD COLE DAD COLE DAD COLE DAD COLE DAD COLE DAD COLE
Cad is what Cole would have named the baby if it didn’t turn out to be Wu cuz Cole + Dad
Ali: "Why cad?" "Its cooler than Chad cause you take out the h for hoe"
Ali/clumsy you’re a genius
”you didn’t think it would that easy, did you?”
Guys is weird to think that UV is 100 times hotter after saying that line?
Mommy UV vs Dad Cole, Mommy UV is fighting Dad Cole for the baby
Oof I remember what’s gonna happen to Zane y’all and I’m not happy plz Mr.E stahp plz
Mr.E to the SOG after he kicks Zane’s ass: Guess who just got murdered!
“Not all men-“
Me: You’re right, Zane Ninjago would never do this
Mr.E: I’m on my way, I’m on my way, I’m on my way to kick Zane’s ass :D!
Cole is Pearl from SU confirmed, he was staring at baby Wu sleeping
Harumi: Maybe we can use this blanket at a Parachute?
Lloyd: What do this is a cartoon?!
Lloyd proceeds to do the exact thing he said wouldn’t work
Also Harumi is the best actor I’ve ever seen like seriously 10/10 👌 actor, playing with Lloyd’s heart strings like she’s been doing it for years
“How to be a heartbreaker” is Harumi’s jam and theme song
SO I WAS ADDING MY THOUGHTS ON HERE AND TUMBLR JUST DECIDED TO BE A LITTLE B-TCH AND CLOSE ON ME BEFORE I SAVED MY THOUGHTS AND NOW MY THOUGHTS ON HALF EPISODE 5 AND 6 ARE GONE OOF SO I’M JUST GONNA SAY THAT PIXAL IS HAVING SELF ESTEEM ISSUES OR SOMETHING SIMILAR AND SHE’S AMAZING AND IT’S MAKING ME SAD THAT ALL SHE SEES HERSELF AS ASSISTANCE AND NOTHING MORE
Also Lloyd falls onto a few branches and gets a hurt arm that requires a blanket while Nya was at the front of the ship with 0 protecction and was basically yeeted to the main deck while it crashed into the jungle and she doesn’t even get a break?!
I know Nya is stronger than Lloyd but GOSH DIDDLY DARN I didn’t know she was that STRONK!
Baby Wu: “Ninja never quit hehehehehe”
The ninja:
Lloyd: Confused Green Bean Noises
Harumi: kisses him on the cheek
Lloyd: •////• completely forgets what he was confused about
Harumi saved by lovestruck Lloyd and boners
Cole to Baby Wu: You took care of us, it’s only fair that we take care of you.
Me:
GOD I LOVE COLE HE’S AMAZING
Harumi and Lloyd during that one waterfall scene in Episode 6:
Also Harumi’s backstory for why she likes Garmadon and hates the ninja including Lloyd, it completely makes sense cuz she was a child that over heard that the ninja didn’t do sh-t and Garmadon saved the city so it makes sense why she hates the ninja and believes Garmadon should be Ninjago’s leader, and since it happened when she was young she didn’t think things through, she didn’t think about it from the ninja perspective and especially didn’t think about it from Lloyd’s perspective cuz she was a child, kids don’t tend to think about the other person’s perspective on things, so I think it makes sense and it’s really good 👌 also this is Ninjago’s first main female villain, all the other ones were either second in command or were in a crew that worked for a bigger villain so yeah that’s cool
“Don’t you guys have any idea what she’s doing? She’s resurrecting Garmadon! Lord Garmadon!” Yeah no sh-t Kai, the name of their gang is “Sons of Garmadon”, of course they know and of course they’re ok with it why do think they’re helping her?
“Then it’s a good thing the Quiet One isn’t a bad guy but a bad girl” It doesn’t matter that Pythor, Chen, Morro, and Garmadon had dicc, what matters is that the greater evil didn’t listen to them dipsh-t.
Harumi screams a lot, like Princess Peach/Damsel-in-distress amount of high pitch screaming and I’m surprised Lloyd or the other ninja haven’t told her to shut up at one point.
a slightly dark room suddenly turns a little bit darker
Harumi:
Lloyd: Jesus even when I was a kid I had tougher skin then you, I know this is a little hypocritical for my to say, but grow the f—k up god
Ok woah woah woah, how did Lloyd go from “I didn’t tell you about the fact that I’m part Oni, Mystake only told me and Jay” to “You’re the Quiet One” like he isn’t wrong but how did he put it together in such little amount of time?
Ok this is how the Lloyd vs Harumi fight should have gone down:
Lloyd: Give me a good reason not do destroy it right now.
Harumi: I’ll give you 2. You want to see your father again and you love me.
Lloyd: HAH! While you busy being a heterosexual b-tch I studied the blade!
Lloyd kicks Harumi’s ass and the day is saved
Am I wrong? Lloyd only met Harumi a couple of days ago, it’s like Anna from Frozen but LEGOs
“Love is an open door” is Llorumi shippers theme song
“I WANT YOU TO FEEL THE EMPTINESS THAT I FEEL”
B-TCH HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HIS F—KING CHILDHOOD HE HAS MORE TRAUMA THEN YOU WILL EVER GET YOUR F—KING LIFE TIME!!!
I KNOW SHE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND THAT SHE HASN’T SEEN HIS LIFE LIKE WE HAVE BUT DAMN IF IT ISN’T ACTIVATING MY PROTECC-LLOYD-AT-ALL-COSTS-AND-THAT-THIS-IS-TOTAL-BULLSH-T INSTINCTS
“Or we’ll have to get all ninja on you!” “What does that even mean?” “I don’t know I was improvising” Tbh that’s a mood Kai, at least to me
Lloyd: Guys, Rumi is the Quiet One!
The ninja who are currently surrounded by the SOG including Harumi: Oh really, ya don’t say?
Lloyd just got yeeted out of a waterfall so it sorta makes sense why he didn’t notice
Lloyd said I won’t let you get away with this and Harumi said YEET
They have Lloyd they have the masks and we have trouble
Baby Wu: Puppy!
that ain’t a puppy Sensei it’s a giant underwater scorpion monster
I forgot they tamed the giant underwater scorpion monster and named it Crabby, and Jay hugged one of Crabby’s claws, Jay’s favorite pet the ninja have ever had is Crabby confirmed
“So this is your true face without the mask, no wonder you covered it” Damn Lloyd is salty, LET LLOYD SAY F—K 2020
Chloe: Lloyd said "bitch u ugly" poetically
Me: Yeah, he got the saltiness from Kai and the poetic speech from Zane
“There was never anything between us”
One episode earlier
“You want your father back, and you love me”
One episode earlier
Harumi kisses Lloyd on cheek and proteccs him from the corrupted Samurai X suit
Me:
Harumi gets close to Lloyd
Me: KICK HER IN THE NONEXISTENT BALLS
Yay the most useful and totally not child abandoning character, Misako, is here and giving Lloyd information that he already knew and is being incredibly useful buy not only abandoning Lloyd for a second time in his life but also finding Baby Wu for the SOG Hooray
“Stop Rumi, this isn’t you!” B-tch you’ve only known her for a couple of days, and she has played with your heart, in dangered your friends, and tried to kill you and your friends on multiple occasions, and she nearly succeeded on killing Zane (though tbh Zane gets nearly killed every season so that isn’t a surprise)
“You were right, this isn’t me” YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVED HE’LL FALL FOR THAT BULLSH-T AGAIN? AFTER YOU TRIED TO DROWN HIM AND HIS MOM WHILE SUMMONING HIS EVIL DAD FROM THE DEAD? HAH, B-TCH YOU THOUGHT!
“Stop. Save it for someone who cares” Yesssssss I love youuuuuuu by baby boiiiiii
Sees the arm coming out of the anvil-thing
Me: Terminator Garmadon? Also this is what happens when we complain too much, we also gotta be more specific people! We can’t ask for just Garmadon, we need to ask for Good/Sensei Garmadon or else we’ll get bullsh-t like this!
THE SCENE OF THE NINJA SINGING WEEKEND WHIP JUST PLAYED AND THE HAPPY WHOLESOME VIBES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Also there’s no way harumi gets the resurrection spell right on the first try, like no way, impossible, like she even gets interrupted by Lloyd and the ninja at the end and then Garmadon appears after that? Like I’m not a witch/wizard myself but I’m pretty sure that’s not how spells work? You don’t just start a spell, stop before the spell is finished, and the spell still works :/
Also how the hecc did Garmadon know where to find Harumi? It was never explained, he just like punched his way into the police station and was like “Yo b-tch what’s up?”
“I can turn him once, I can turn him again” ends up getting his ass handed to him and nearly dieing for the millionth time in his life
“That sounds like a really bad idea” “And Kai knows bad ideas, he’s full of them” Oof Kai just got roasted
“Lloyd, what are you doing?” “I’m sorry, Nya. I have to confront him” OOF HE REALLY DID JUST PULL A KAI DIDN’T HE
I’m not gonna quote everything Lloyd says here cuz there’s too much but DAMN HE’S REALLY PISSED OFF AND IS REALLY DOING A KAI JESUS
I know we all wanted Sensei Garmadon back but I’m ngl this Garmadon looks really cool and gives really good evil speeches to unmotivate his opponent
OOF Y’ALL REALLY HAD TO ADD LLOYD HOLDING OUT THE PHOTO OF HIM AND GARMADON WITH LLOYD STRUGGLING SAYING “FATHER” AND THE PHOTO GOING INTO THE WIND DIDN’T Y’ALL MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND I STILL HAVE TO MAKE IT THROUGH EPISODE 10 WHERE I KNOW LLOYD’S HEART IS GONNA BE RIPED OUT OF HIS CHEST AND STOMPED ON WITH A SPIKED SHOE
F—K HARUMI F—K NINJAGO HQ F—K EMPEROR GARMADON F—K THE SOG JUST LEAVE MY POOR BABY ALONE
Y’all I don’t think I can make it through the next episode f—k man
Holy f—k I forgot Emperor Garmadon reads the title card in episode 10 oof
“Not so fast!” “‘No so fast”?! You used that ages ago!” True, it sucked then and it sucks now
“My brother is coming” “How do you know?” “I know” Dang even baby Wu doesn’t tell people sh-t
“You sure you’re up for this?” “I was married to him once, I’m up for anything” Ok so you’re saying that as if you were the one that was treated badly in that relationship and not the other way around like it should be but whatever floats your boat pal
“Careful!” “Are you actually doubting my ability to closely approximate the true value of our surroundings? I’m a nindroid.” Damn Zane is pissed
COLE LITERALLY JUMPED OFF THE BOUNTY TO CATCH BABY WU NOT KNOWING JAY WAS GONNA CATCH HIM AKA HE WOULD HAVE DIED FOR BABY WU I’M SCREAMING GOD I LOVE COLE
Ok so Lloyd you are excellent at fabulous/eat-a-dicc-b-tch exits like wow 👏👏👏👏👏
Also the scene with the 4 OG ninja and Baby Wu traveling to the first realm looks really really nice ngl
All in all I really really like this season, it’s great 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
#ninjago#ninjago kai#ninjago jay#ninjago zane#ninjago lloyd#ninjago cole#ninjago nya#ninjago harumi#ninjago ultra violet#ninjago mr. e#ninjago misako#ninjago garmadon#ninjago wu#ninjago pixal#ninjago mystake#ninjago incorrect quotes
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The Support System (Ch:2)
SUMMARY: The Avengers have managed to collect all the infinity stones across the universe, and are currently keeping them in far corners of the world, only for research and to see if they can improve the planet and its people. Reader is a researcher with Tony Stark and Bruce Banner, as well as a field agent. Loki is currently serving time for his actions in New York City in 2012.
A/N: Thank you for the love on the first chapter! You can find the same on AO3, if you prefer that. Let me know if you like this and I’ll keep posting more :) Also, should I start a tag list for this? I’m still navigating this platform, and I see many fic writers having a tag list for their fics. Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter: 2/?
Warnings: N/A
Audience: general.
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Tony likes to hand out the agendas of the day to the Avengers personally. He jogs around the tower with a stack of papers, wearing his tracksuit and headphones, a habit Pepper encouraged, since he never actually leaves his lab to do anything physical.
He gently opens the door and places the sheet on a table placed right next to the door. That table is specifically for the agendas. You once threw your keys on it and Tony passive aggressively made a point of picking up your keys and placing them on the floor to place his sheet.
You’re still in bed with Loki, who is facing away from you and snoring lightly. Tony opens the door to place the sheet and notices two heads instead of one in your bed. He moves closer to see Loki, widens his eyes, and promptly runs out.
‘What?’ Nat asks, running past Tony, then stopping.
‘Loki!’
‘In her room!?’
‘Yes!’
‘I…’ Nat is trying to peer in through the crack Tony left open. ‘Are you sure!?’
‘Do YOU want to look?’
‘No!’ Nat nearly shouts.
Tony shuts the door. ‘I’ll talk to her about it later’.
‘Good, I’m not going to’ Nat says, then places her headphones back and continues running.
xx
Around 8 AM, after Loki has left your room, you change into your field uniform and walk to the kitchen. The rest of the Avengers, including Loki, are in there, and the cook is making bacon and eggs.
‘Hi Samantha’ you greet the cook. She smiles back at you. You pour yourself a cup of coffee and Tony grabs your arm, making you nearly spill the coffee.
‘Hey man!’ you yell.
‘Please tell me you aren’t sleeping with Loki’ Tony hisses.
‘What… no! I’m not, let go of my arm!’
Tony lets go. ‘I saw him in your bed’.
‘Yeah, we just had a heart to heart about our past and fell asleep, it’s no big deal’.
He narrows his eyes at you. ‘You confided in Loki about your past?’
‘Well, him more than me’.
‘Uhuh’.
You raise an eyebrow at Tony. ‘It’s fine’ you assure him. He doesn’t believe you, which is clear in his face, but walks back to the dining table.
You grab a plate for yourself and get some fruit, eggs and bread. You take your seat at the table and join in on the conversation everyone’s having.
xx
‘Right’ you announce, walking into the lab with Bruce and Tony. ‘TODAY is the day we speak to Harry’.
‘Harry?’ Tony asks.
‘Yeah. The Reality Gem’.
‘You named the Reality Gem “Harry”?’ Bruce asks.
‘Yes. You know, the redheaded prince of England. And the Reality gem is Red’ you grin, proud of your name. They roll their eyes but laugh, and go to their respective workstations.
Doctor Strange had found a way to speak to the Time Stone, and provided everything he could for you to be able to do the same with the Reality stone. He had done everything save for actually coming down the lab, which he couldn’t because he had to be at the Sanctum Sanctorum. But you had gone through every single paper he sent, every theory you talked over, and every idea you shared. After a while, it was clear that the code to cracking all the stones wasn’t the same, and so you’d have to start from scratch for every stone.
Frustrating as it was, you did love a challenge.
‘Maybe we should just build a body around it like we did for Vision and let it literally speak to us’ you say, frustrated, a few hours later.
‘We did consider that. We even have the technology for it, but we can’t have six people walking around with stones in their heads’ Tony says.
‘Oh, is THAT the problem?’ you chuckle. ‘Not the insane amount of power and resources it would take, not to mention how the costs outweigh the benefits’.
‘She’s right, it took Thor to open the cradle last time’. Bruce says. ‘And if we give the stones a body, it could do anything’.
‘At least the stones restrict movement’ you say.
‘I don’t think the lack of a body would stop the stones’ Tony says. ‘Besides. Strange got his to talk while it still sits in that necklace, so I’m sure we can work it out. Did you read through the papers he sent?’
‘I did’ you say. ‘Twice over, made some notes if you’d like to see’ you project the contents of your laptop onto a hologram before Tony. ‘We’ve tried it the few ways Strange suggested, but what he actually did is very particular to the Time Stone’.
‘Series of time loops and manipulations in the mirror dimension’ Tony reads. ‘We can’t do that, of course, we don’t even know how to use it’.
‘Can’t we take the reality stone into the mirror dimension?’ Bruce asks.
‘What then?’ you ask. ‘It was purely an accident that Stephen even managed to speak to the stone. He managed to reverse and study his actions somehow to write a paper’.
‘So we’re stuck in the lab, then’ Tony sighs, and turns to walk to his table.
‘Unless you just want to take it to the mirror dimension and just mess around with it’ you say, half-joking.
Tony stops in his tracks. He promptly turns back to face you. You see the look on his face and push the hologram aside. ‘Tony, you know I love a mystery, but I wouldn’t advice getting stuck in the mirror dimension with an Infinity Stone unless you REALLY know what you’re doing’.
‘Strange did it’ he scoffs.
‘Strange knows what he’s doing’ you say.
‘Are you saying Strange is smarter than I am!?’ Tony demands.
Oh dear.
‘I’m saying he knows more about this’ you walk back to your computer and pull up another paper he sent you and project it to a hologram. ‘Read that’ you highlight a line using your fingers. ‘The mirror dimension is linked to the dark dimension, playing around with an Infinity Stone without understanding how to use it could not only trap you in the mirror dimension, it could draw you into the dark dimension’ you swipe the hologram away. ‘And I hate to bring this up, but after New York, this should be the last thing you throw yourself into’.
Tony sighs. ‘You’re right, kid’.
You close the holograms and walk back to your desk. Tony’s still standing in the same spot though. You sit down and pull yourself close to the desk.
‘You’re smart’ Tony declares.
You smile at him.
‘So I can’t understand why the hell you’d spend the night with Loki’.
‘You did what?’ Bruce shouted.
You glare at Tony. ‘THANKS’.
‘YOU SLEPT WITH LOKI!?’ Bruce’s voice is unnaturally high pitched.
‘I did no such thing, we were talking and fell asleep!’ you defend yourself. ‘Can we get back to the stones’.
‘Just…’ Tony leans over your table. ‘Promise me you won’t let this be a thing, he’s dangerous’.
‘Hey, I can take care of myself. And he’s more like you than you think’.
‘I take offense to that’ Tony says, without actually sounding or looking offended.
‘You don’t like being compared to a God?’ you ask teasingly.
Tony smirks. ‘You got me. I’m going back to work’ he finally turns away to sit at his desk. The three of you continue working.
xx
At last. The training room. You walk into the roomy glass cage that has an arsenal of knives, swords, spears, guns, and other alien weaponry lining the wall. You feel at home.
‘What we feeling like today?’ Natasha’s voice comes up behind you.
‘I’m feeling the katanas’ you say, your hands running over the colourful handles of the katanas.
Nat takes a pair for herself, and you take yours. ‘Hand to hand first’ Nat says. As is usual. You place the katanas in the harness strapped to your back and take your fighting stance.
Nat goes to punch you and you block it. Her other hand comes to chop at your neck, which you also manage to block by holding her wrist, then flipping her over so she lands on her back.
‘At least give me a challenge’ you tease.
‘Just getting your ego up so I can bring it crashing down’ she smiles, as she gets up. You know she’s not lying.
‘You’re terribly mean’ you say. You take your fighting stance once again.
Two hours later, after your session with Natasha ends, you place the Katanas back on the wall. ‘Can I take these on the extraction mission?’
‘You can take anything you want. Just don’t take too much, we don’t want to be weighed down’.
‘Right’ you look at the katanas. They really are gorgeous. ‘Where did we get these?’
‘They used to be Lady Sif’s. She left them with S. H. I. E. L. D, and S. H. I. E. L. D gave it to Tony’.
You touch the handles again, which has some Norse story etched on it in gold and red tones. ‘They’re beautiful’.
‘They are’ Natasha agrees, unhooking her harness and placing it on the wall as well. ‘Do you know the story?’
You nod. You’ve grown up reading stories of Greek and Norse myths. ‘This scene is Odin stealing poetry from the Giants and flying back to Asgard with it’ you point at something in the handle. ‘That’s earth. As Odin was flying over Earth, some of the poetry spilled here, which is how we have the art form’.
You stare at the handle a while longer.
‘Do you have a thing going on with Loki?’ Natasha asks.
‘What! No! How many people has Tony told?’
‘Just me. I happened to pass by when he left your agenda’.
‘Bruce knows too’.
‘Bruce!? Why?’
‘Cuz Tony can’t shut up’ you say.
‘Does it bother you?’
‘Him not shutting up or people knowing about it?’
‘The second one’.
‘I don’t really care’ you shrug, knowing that it was inevitable, ‘But I know how silly rumours can affect people, so I wish people would stop spinning it like that for Loki’s sake’.
‘Right’ she nods, understanding. ‘I’ll make sure no one else knows’.
‘Thanks Nat’ you smile at her. ‘I have to shower and go back to the lab. Bye!’
‘Bye!’
xx
‘We’ve made progress!’ Tony yells at you as you walk back in.
‘That’s excellent!’ you know Tony is absolutely dying to tell you what he uncovered, but you aren’t going to give him the satisfaction of telling you immediately for outing your little sleepover to Bruce. ‘But you should eat first’.
‘Yeah yeah, listen to this, so Bruce said…’
‘No, I literally meant eat first, talk later’.
Tony looks like you’ve just slapped him. ‘It’ll take a second’.
‘I won’t hear it until you’ve had something to eat’ you unwrap the falafels and shawarmas you got from the food truck downstairs.
He glares at you, grabs a falafel, takes the smallest bite and sets it back down again. ‘Now…’
‘Actually, I could eat too’ Bruce walks over to grab himself a shawarma, and proceeds to open the wrapper very, very slowly.
You grin at Tony. Understanding that there really is no way you will listen, he sits down to eat a proper meal.
After throwing away the wrappers, he comes and sits down next to you. ‘Bruce said it would be so funny if we got Vision to talk to it like it’s his cousin, and I got an idea’.
‘Okay?’
‘They’re family!’
‘Ohana’ you say, still chewing and looking at him with dead seriousness.
Tony glares at you again, the occasional eating noises from Bruce making you internally lose it.
‘As I was saying, we don’t have to use the same Time Stone method, but we don’t have to completely abandon it either’.
‘But they do vastly different things from each other, we even tried all the…’
‘Yes, but you haven’t tried combinations’ he runs to your laptop. ‘I was going through your notes; look at what you’ve written here’.
You read it: "So basically it’s like those old rotary phones. Strange ran the dial to 6, then 4, then 9, then 1, until it dialled a number and made a call."
‘I was really sleepy when I wrote that’ you say.
‘We can’t crack the stone, we have to learn to first use it, then connect with it’.
‘We’ve been over this, Tony, none of us know how…’
‘No, I won’t do it’.
You were fully ready to shoot Tony down, but damn, he decides to be reasonable!?
‘I was thinking we can just put Vision in the mirror dimension and ask him to use it in a combination of ways. See what clicks. I mean if anyone would know, it would be Vision, right? Maybe if there’s a way to speak to him while he is IN the mirror dimension, we can remotely control it’
‘I’ll have to ask Strange first’.
‘DO THAT’ Tony screams and Bruce jumps. ‘LET ME EAT MAN!’ he yells back.
You chuckle. ‘So… I'll email Strange then, shall I?’
‘Yes. And kid?’
You roll your eyes but smile at the endearment. ‘Yes?’
‘You did good. I couldn’t have done it without you’.
You take the laptop from Tony’s hands and sit down to write the email to Strange.
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a little background on me
cw:130lbs/59kg gw1:125lbs/57kg gw2:120lbs/54kg
I was fairly active in the tumblr an!a community years ago. From around 2016 I joined and in 2018/2019 I sought recovery. My ed went through many stages; first it started out with a simple diet, then it got obsessive and I started restricting and exercising excessively (went through a really bad 10 days where I lost a pound every day simply by fasting and doing cardio for hours on end), then I started to experience some problems. I got heart palpitations, I had black spots in my vision, I had fainting and dizzy spells, my skin was dry and cracking, my nails were blue, and I kept losing hair. This scared me somewhat into recovery, and my body fought back. I binged for the first time after two years of restriction (it was on cereal and snack cakes and I ended up skipping school and throwing it up). My ed evolved into bulimia, and once I got rid of most of my restrictive tendencies I was stuck with the bingeing. It took me a whole year to finally get some control over that. My binges used to be around 2000-2500 calories. Now they’re only around 250-500, and I can sometimes resist the urge. I’ve managed to maintain my weight of 130lbs for the past two years now (my lowest was 118 and my highest was 148 when all of this first started).
I’m mainly tired of being stuck at 130. I hate hovering between the line of being a normal weight and being in the overweight category. And although I know for a fact that I have a lot of muscle on me (I do calisthenics and eat a crap ton of protein), I also have a lot of fat on me that I want to get rid of. I mostly want to look more androgynous, and I can’t do that with these fat jiggly thighs lmao.
And before any of you tell me to stay away and go back into recovery, I’ve pretty much already relapsed lmao. The holiday season is INCREDIBLY triggering for me (though not for the usual reasons). My ed first started in october of 2016 and I have A LOT of bad memories centered around these three months. I won’t go into details because its very personal, but just know that I come from an abused and traumatized background (as I’m sure many of you do as well).
So with that out of the way, I just wanted to say I’m here to have someplace to rant and retreat to and to hold myself accountable. My dms are open if anyone wants to chat, but be warned that I am NOT proana, will NOT coach you, and I will NOT hand out advice. I’m here to offer comfort and support and hopefully a friend cuz this shit really sucks to go through alone.
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A Walk in the Woods
“Look, if you draw a two thousand-mile-long line across the United States at any angle, it’s going to pass through nine murder victims.”
― Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail
Cautions: Language/Gore
Rating Adultish
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Branch and bramble tugged at her body as she plowed through the undergrowth of the forest. Hands frantic with terror pulled away at the gnarled vines as she continued her desperate race to find safety. She crashed through another dark wall of twisted twig and bough then fell forward on to the detritus of forest floor. Thorns, leaves, and decaying matter adhered to her skinned hands and knees.
For a moment, she dropped her chin to her chest and fought to slow her panicked gasps. Her disheveled hair pulled loose from her sagging ponytail and plastered to the smudged dirt and in her mouth. She grabbed the hair and spat it out. The strong desire to just collapse there and surrender to whatever fate the forest decided warred with her simmering anger fueled will to survive and kill her therapist.
The crashing sound of her nearing pursuer startled her into action. She crawled to the nearest tree and pulled herself up on the twisted moss-covered trunk. She took a deep breath and inhaled the moist earth tinted air. For an alarming minute, her vision tunneled, and the sounds of the forest took on the muted quality foreshadowing an imminent collapse. Her world stretched and then snapped back into terrifying focus as she gritted her teeth and willed herself forward.
Pushing herself back into motion, a mantra reverberating through her head. “I will not die here. This will not beat me. I am going to kill my fucking therapist. Face your fucking fear. What a stupid fucking idea! I will NOT die here. This will not beat me-“
Her foot met air and her arms flailed wildly as she sought to recover her lost balance. Momentarily, her foot found a purchase as she tried to slow her fall and began to slide down the steep ravine. Her slide quickly became a tumble. She pinballed down the hillside, bouncing over the bumps and into obstacles. Her perception a blurry whirl of leaves, rocks, pebbles, and the decomposing stuffs of trees and weeds.
Thud into Rock. Tree. Rock. Rock. Bump. Branch. Log. Then air, as she flew over a ridge. The following impact with the ground drove the air from her lung as she bounced finally into a weathered tree.
The last jolt left her huddled trying to catch her breath. She curled around her throbbing ribs and felt the symphony of discordant body aches and pain swelling into a crescendo threatening to overwhelm her senses.
The ever-present heavy thudding footfalls and splintering forestscape in the wake of the thing of tooth and claw that had chased her, focused her senses. She had no idea what the thing was. Maybe a bear. In her encounter with it, she had the sense of something huge. It lumbered up and stood in the shadows behind her. With a roar the thing had swept out a massive claw slashing her backpack off. She tumbled and rolled up, sprinting away into this awful, awful forest. This thicket with its tall dark trees reaching upward to smother out the sky, the looming branches dipping, swaying and grabbing to rend and tear her away. The dark foliage hiding monsters and terrifying animals – Stop. She had to not think about anything but running.
She wobbled to her feet. Swaying dangerously, she took a step and focused just on moving. One foot in front of the other. One foot in front-
Her one foot in front slid into a hole and her arms cartwheeled again trying to regain her precarious balance. The moment froze in time as she felt her balance give way and prepared for another bone jarring slam into the ground. Instead it was cold, scummy water rushing into her mouth and swallowing her whole. The taste of algae filled her mouth as she came up sputtering, coughing in a slow-moving pooling stream. Really, more of a water filled ditch. A ditch just in the place to soak her head to toe.
If she could have summoned the extra breath, she would have screamed. All she could do was grind her teeth and shiver as she clambered up the bank. When she pulled herself from the water, she smacked her fist down on the packed dirt with an inarticulate cry. That bitch of a therapist was so dead, she was going to take an ice pick and shove it so far-
Her tirade came to screeching halt when, she really looked at the packed dirt. Holy shit! She was on a trail. It was well worn and easy to see even in the dim light. Any sign of civilization was like a neon sign from God, finally her luck was turning for the better. She began a running limp along the trail putting distance between her and the menacing thing looking to make her a snack.
If she hadn’t had a fear of the forest before, she sure as shit had one now. Especially this dark, cold, and phobia inducing forest complete with a terrifying carnivorous predator. Supposedly, seeing what was in the forest was not supposed to be as bad as what she imagined. Well that was bullshit, because this forest was hiding that… whatever it was with too many teeth and huge claws. Not in one of her fear induced anxiety had she ever imagined that.
Her therapist said she should read Thoreau, and that like her other advice was bullshit. He was too in love with his own words and the tamed woods. The Bill Bryson guy had it more correct. Woods were creepy and full of death inducing insects, diseases, and animals. Her therapist was not amused by her choice of reading and pointed out that Bryson comes down firmly on the side of nature. She told her therapist; he was a sell out to big wood and then giggled helplessly through the rest of the session. Looking back, it made sense that her therapist sent her out to the woods, she was a terrible patient.
Her pace slowed and she leaned against a misshapen trunk to rest and listen. She hadn’t heard the thing since she climbed out of the thick water of the ditch and needed to catch her breath. Her heart pounding loudly in her ears, only the creepy sound of falling branches and whispering wind seeped past it. With deep calming breaths, her heart slowed, and she really listened. There weren’t any animal sounds and only a few insects. It was like the forest ate everything that came within it. She shook the thought out of her head. Seriously, not helping yourself here. As her heart slowed, a far-off sound caught her attention. The tinny sound of music. A radio! Fuck yes!
She took off down the trail toward the sound. Visions of warmth, safety, and alcohol danced in her head adding buoyance and speed to her steps. Still wet, bleeding from various scratches and the pain her ribs pounded in time to her steps, she literally wasn’t out of the woods yet, but there was light at the end of the tunnel as the music grew louder and a generator’s chugging joined the chorus. Then there was smoke. She hoped they were burning this rotten place to the ground. Screw you, trees.
Shouting as she burst into the clearing, she immediately stopped. There was a fire, a tent, and the tell-tale smell of ammonia. Two men armed with rifles stepped out of the large tent and the smell of ammonia became overwhelming.
Her heart sank. Here were some of Bryson’s “armed, genetically challenged fellows” maybe even as he put it, “loony hillbillies destabilized by gross quantities of impure corn liquor and generations of profoundly unbiblical sex” except they weren’t brewing alcohol, but cooking meth in the middle of Snow White’s fucking haunted woods. She just knew she was going to be on a podcast about missing people or to support the adage of “don’t go into the forest”.
The cocking of the rifles pinpointed her focus on the Walter White wannabes and she tried to summon a friendly face. Considering the state of her clothes, hair, and bleeding, she supposed that she looked more like the after picture for noob goes to the woods, which was remarkable accurate. She raised her hands. “Hi.”
One of the men spit a glob of black-brown goo at the fire and stepped forward. “What are you doing here?”
“I’m lost. I mean I have no idea where I am except in an awful forest. I just want to leave. Can you-“ She stopped as the other man stepped forward and leered.
“You look lost.” Meth cook number one, the spitter, said.
“I am.”
“I’ll help ya.” Meth cook number two, the leerer, laughed as he grabbed his crotch.
“How’d ya find us?” Meth number one asked.
“I just told you, I didn’t. I’m lost.”
“How’d you get lost?” Meth number two asked. “Were ya lookin’ fer love in all the wrong places?”
First Meth guy glared at second Meth guy, “Shut it. Go back to work. I’ll handle this.”
“But Cletus-“
“Bubba, now or I will shoot ya. Ya know I will.”
Bubba, and didn’t that just totally fit, huffed and sulked as he shuffled back to the tent, scratching his ass as he walked. Leaving just Meth guy number one, aka Cletus.
“I don’t believe you. How’d ya get lost?”
She tried hard not to roll her eyes. “I guess the usual way. I knew where I was then I didn’t. Lost.” She said trying to give sincere smile, but from Cletus’ reaction it came off as a smirk. This is exactly why her therapist hated her. No one likes a smartass.
“You think this is some joke girlie? You think I won’t shoot yer ass and drop it back in that stream? Cuz I will. Yer in a world of trouble here.”
“Yeah. Yeah, I am. Kind of the story of the day. You know?”
“Ain’t nuthin personal. Yer jus’ real unlucky. We can’t have ya going back and telling them where we are.” He put the rifle up to his shoulder.
Fear made her words breathlessly and spill out with ever increasing speed and volume, “I’m lost! I literally have no idea where I am much less you! For fuck sake, what about lost do you not understand!”
Cletus frowned. “Ya ought’n ta curse. I think ya ain’t lost. Ya came up that path,” he gestured behind the tent, “from the road.”
“I came from that way.” She pointed behind her. “Do you think I used my obviously awesome forest skills to stealthily come up here and oh by the way jump into the disgusting stream and threw myself down a hill before that to complete the look?”
Cletus chewed on something as he lowered the rifle. He looked like he was trying to work out what was just said to him for a minute. The hamster that ran the wheel in his brain must be out of shape because he gave up and shrugged. “Yep.”
So not so much Walter White wannabes, but Jed Clampett’s much stupider inbred cousins. Inbred insane cousins armed and ready to shoot. “Please, come on. I lost my backpack, I don’t have money or a mobile – but … if you take me to a phone and I can get some money. Please!”
Cletus placed the rifle butt against his shoulder again. “Sorry, can’t take a chance. ‘Sides I’m doin’ you a favor. Bubba, he ain’t right.”
“Wait-Wait… don’t!” She started to move back when she noticed Cletus’ mouth dropped open. Then the fetid breath from behind her, blew her loose hair and the smell hit her. The overpowering stench of rot and filth wafted over her as a guttural growl vibrated her back. She closed her eyes and turned slowly.
When she opened them, she saw it. Its massive maw opened, and thick saliva sluiced through huge yellow teeth. It was almost on top of her. Its heavy breath blew her hair again and then Bubba walked out of the tent.
“I don’t know why I have- What the hell is that!” He yelled and the stilled tableau burst into motion.
The creature roared. She dropped to her knees. Cletus fired. Bubba fired. The creature charged over her into Cletus, its bite taking off the right side of Cletus’ upper torso. He screamed. Bubba screamed as the geyser of Cletus’ blood covered him and dripped from the creature’s jaw. Bubba literally lost his shit and fired until the rifle just clicked. She rolled to her feet and took off running for the back of the tent and the path. She heard Bubba scream and fade into incoherent whimpering interrupted by the nauseating sound of chewing.
It was not a bear. She had no idea what it was, but some crazy cryptozoologist could figure that shit out. All she knew was she didn’t want to end up in its gut and she had to run. She was sure that it had expended a lot of energy chasing her and didn’t think that the meth boy appetizers were going to sate it.
She ran for about a minute and then heard the muffled sound of an explosion as the volatile chemicals in the meth lab blew up. She stopped and look back at the fireball rising from the forest. Good. Burn baby, burn. Then turned and ran. Her luck was nowhere good enough to suppose that the thing was dead.
The forest was darker after the bright explosion of light and the imminent setting of the sun. But the deep dark forest didn’t bother her now. The crashing of branches and the heavy footfall behind her was her real concern. Where was that fucking road!
The path narrowed and meandered between huge trees and small saplings. She hoped that the narrow path would slow it down some but knew just like all prey does that it wouldn’t make that much difference. She had to get to the road. Cletus and Bubba were too overweight for it to be too far.
Then it appeared in front of her. A two-lane black top. An empty two-lane black top. A dilapidated pick up truck, rusted through in several parts of the body was on the side of the road. She didn’t pause to try and get in.
She sprinted up the middle of the road away from the path. She was running uphill and already down into the valley of the next when she realized she could have hid in the truck. Too late, she was committed to running and she was so close. If only one car would show up. Please just one damn car. She nearly tripped over roadkill going up the next hill. and looked over her shoulder. She didn’t see it, but she didn’t pause. It was somewhere close. She knew it like she knew that she couldn’t stop running.
As she topped the next hill, she put on a burst of speed. The road flattened and curved off to the right. She made the curve and froze. There were bright headlights and the screeching of tires as an eighteen-wheeler bore down on here. She understood the deer’s point of view as her brain screamed move and her body just wouldn’t. It was almost on top of her when she moved. The upside, it was committed to stopping, the downside this was going to hurt.
The impact drove her breath out her body and added road rash to the list of her body’s grievances. She curled in on herself for a moment as the acrid smoke from the tires billowed around her.
She heard the semi’s door opened and footsteps headed her direction. She started moving slowly crawling up to her hands and knees, her head dropped to her chest, as the truck driver spoke, “Shit, shit! Are you okay? What were you – Good God All Mighty what the hell is that?”
Adrenalin jerked her head and her body into motion, “Get in the truck. Hurry up, go!” She ran to him and pushed him toward the door. “Stop staring and move! Jackass MOVE!”
The trucker jerked at her profanity and ran away from the lumbering figure moving out of the woods.
She sprang inside the truck and urged him on. “Please come on, come on!”
He climbed in with the speed that only terror can instill in someone. He shoved her over to the other side and slammed the door as claws raked the metal.
There was a bang as the creature rammed its body into the door and then there was a roar and a crack. The window was cracking as the cab of the truck shook.
The driver needed no more prompting and threw the truck into gear. He gave it gas and the tires screeched again as he accelerated. There was another bump and an accompanying roar as the tires ran over part of the creature and she smiled.
“D-Did you see that? What was it?”
She shook her head slowly, “I don’t know. Something with lots of teeth and a never give up attitude. So, you might want to floor it.”
Nodding, he pressed harder on the accelerate and shifted up. “We got to call someone.”
She nodded, “Sure. Tell them about the bear.”
“Bear? Ma-am that weren’t no bear. It was.. was-“
“A bear. Unless you want to tell them that some pebbly hided creature that was a cross between razorback feral hog, bear, and Creature from the Black Lagoon took a bite out of your truck. Then I hope you have real good insurance, because you’ll be drug tested and psych ward bound.”
“Right, bear. What about that smoke there?”
She looked at the smoke rising above the forest as they passed the meth cooker’s pick-up truck. “It tried to eat a Meth Lab after eating the Meth guys.”
He shot a disbelieving look and she shrugged, “It’s been a day.”
Patty, 10/16/2020
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BTS Reaction: Their crush tells them they want to be an idol
Alright you want angst you got it. There will be no happy ending in this one (unless ya’ll want a part 2) 👀. So if angst isn’t your thing I don’t recommend reading this one cuz it’s gonna hurt. 💜
Kim Namjoon
“Please tell me you’re joking y/n” Namjoon looked at you with total shock in his face, but there was also anger lingering underneath his expression. This was not the reaction you were expecting when you told him you wanted to be an idol. “I am not joking Namjoon. I am 100% serious I want to be an idol. I already signed up for an audition... I thought you would support me in this you’ve always been my #1 support in everything I do.” “Yeah, and I will continue to do so in anything except for this! Why on Earth would you want to be an idol when you see how many sacrifices we’ve had to make? We never see our families, friends, we can’t date anyone. Every little thing you do would be scrutinized. Why... I don’t understand”. At this you were furious. You could feel your face turning red and you tried not to scream at him, calling him a hypocrite and any other negative name you can think of. “I don’t want this life for you y/n. I’m sorry but I can’t be supportive of you in this.” You could feel tears forming behind your eyes but there is no way you were going to let them fall. You looked Namjoon dead in the eye as you spoke the next words that absolutely broke you. “Then I can’t have you as a part of my life anymore Namjoon. If you can’t support me in my dreams then I think it’s best if we end things here.” No no no, that is the last thing I want please don’t go. I need you. Those are the words he wanted to say. But he respected you too much to go against your wishes. He said nothing as he watched you walk out of this life, wondering if he had made the right decision.
Jin
“Are you crazy?! You want to be an idol?! Did you hit your head or something??” You finally decided to talk to Jin about your dreams to be an idol. You wanted to ask him for advice, anything that could help you make it in the industry. “No Jin. I wanted to talk to you for advice-” “Don’t do it. You want my advice? Don’t even think about going there. You are far too sweet and this industry will tear you apart and I can’t watch you go through that. I won’t watch you go through that.” You bit your tongue as you tried to calm down and not completely lash out at him. “Well it’s a good thing it isn’t your decision to make. I want this. I’ve always wanted this and I am going to pursue my dreams whether you are in my life and decide to support me or not.” “What do you mean by that? If I don’t support you wanting to ruin your life you’re not going to speak to my anymore?” You couldn’t take it anymore and you began shouting at him. “No Jin! What I mean is that if the one person I need most in my life can’t even trust my judgment and that I know what I am doing then maybe I didn’t even know him at all!” Jin couldn’t help but yell at you back, he didn’t want to. But you were making him so frustrated and you just wouldn’t listen. “Fine then! Go! I am not going to watch you self-sabotage anyway.” He ran to the front door and threw it open, slamming the door against the wall. “You want to be an idol so bad? There’s the door. Now go.” The last image he had of you was you running out of his apartment, tears running down your face. What have I done?
Yoongi
Yoongi said nothing. He just stared at you before he suddenly started laughing.
“Funny joke y/n. Now seriously what did you actually want to tell me?” “That is what I wanted to tell you Yoongi. I want to be an idol. I have an audition next month.” “Cancel it. You’re not going.” “You don’t dictate my life Yoongi. You know it has always been my dream to be a singer.” “Seriously? We’ve been friends for so long and you’ve seen first hand how hard it is to be an idol. Don’t you remember how depressed I was? How could you even want that for yourself? Are you an idiot?” You always had a soft spot for Yoongi but him calling you names was where you drew the line. “Yoongi I am not going to stand here and let you insult me-” “Well it’s true! You know first hand how hard it is. How your life will be under a microscope. You entire life will be laid out for the whole world to see why would any sane person want that for themselves? You do realize that we are never going to see each other?” Yoongi had liked you for so long, but had never told you. And now that he was in danger of losing you for good he couldn’t handle it or process his emotions properly. “You know what Yoongi? I’m done. I thought you were going to be the one person to support me in this but I guess I was wrong. If you can’t support my dreams then I don’t want you in my life anymore”. You grabbed your bag and began to walk out the door when you felt a hand grab your wrist. He spoke so quietly you barely heard him, “Please don’t go”. But you had already made up your mind. “Let go of me Min Yoongi. Please don’t try to contact me.” You ripped your arm away from him and slammed the door on your way out. I fucked up so bad.
Hoseok
Hoseok said nothing, he just sat there as he tried to process what you had just told him. “Hobi, say something please?” He began laughing silently to himself. “What do you want me to say? If I say what I am actually thinking you’re going to hate me and I don’t want that. I don’t want you out of my life. But seeing as how you’re going to become an idol I better get used to it huh?” “What are you talking about Hobi?” “See this right here tells me you have no idea what you are getting yourself into. You’ve always been a little impulsive but this is just stupid. You realize once you start training to become an idol we will never see each other? Hell even if your company decides to let you have male idol friends your schedule is going to be so packed we literally are never going to see or speak to each other.” “Hobi, that doesn’t have to happen. We can still be friends and we can still see each other, it just may not be as often as we do now.” “I’m just going to make this easy and leave now before I end up getting my heart broken.” You tilted your head and stared at him in confusion. “What do you mean Hobi?” “I like you, y/n. A lot. But I know if you become an idol that won’t mean anything. We’ll never be able to be together like I want so I am protecting myself and walking away now. I hope you achieve your dreams, but I won’t be there to see whether you succeed or fail. I’m sorry”. He walked away from you and you didn’t try to stop him. You weren’t that selfish that you would beg him to stay by your side if he couldn’t handle you being an idol too. Doesn’t mean it hurt any less. Every step he took away from you was another piece of your heart going with him.
Jimin
You always knew Jimin had a temper but this was on a whole new level. When you told him you wanted to be an idol too he instantly began yelling at you. “Are you insane? Absolutely not you will not be an idol. I am not going to support you and watch you destroy yourself. They are going to eat you alive in this industry you can’t handle it.” “I can handle myself just fine Jimin you aren’t my dad and you can’t tell me what to do.” “Do you want to have every aspect of your life controlled for you? Being told when you can or can’t eat, who you are allowed to socialize with and when? Working endless hours and being lucky if you get 2 hours of sleep each night? Do you even realize what you are getting yourself into?” “Of course I know what I am getting myself into Jimin I went through it first hand with you and I stayed by your side and helped you through it. Why can’t you do the same for me?” “The fact that you know all of the things I went through and you still want to be an idol tells me that you are either insane or just plain stupid. I am done with this conversation. You aren’t going to that audition and that’s it.” He put his hand on your front door and began to twist the door knob. “If you walk out that door Park Jimin don’t you dare come back. You insulted me, refuse to even listen to what I have to say and you don’t support me. I don’t need someone like that in my life so make sure this is what you want.” He didn’t say anything, he only gave you one last look as he walked out the door, gently pulling the door closed behind him.
Taehyung
Taehyung had been your boyfriend for about a month now, but you two had been friends for even longer. When he confessed to you, you were so incredibly happy. One thing you had never told him was about your dream to become an idol. When you two were hanging out at your home you finally decided to tell him, and his reaction was not at all what you were expecting. “So you want to throw away everything we have and leave me. Am I understanding what you just said correctly?” “What? No, Tae that’s not what I said at all.” “You said you wanted to be an idol, it’s basically the same thing.” He began to get up from the couch but you grabbed him and pulled him back down beside you. “Tae. It doesn’t have to be that way unless you want it to be. I can still be with you, and we can still talk everyday. Besides I haven’t even auditioned or anything yet it’s just a dream I have.” “You’re so naive y/n. Once you sign with a company do you really think they are going to let us continue seeing each other?” He got up again and walked towards the door but you ran up to him and hugged him from behind, wrapping your arms around his waist. “Tae please just listen to me. If they try to say I can’t see you then I just won’t sign with them.” “Even if they did let you continue to date me, with my busy tour schedule and everything else you would have going on I would never get to see you. And that’s not the kind of relationship I want. I’m sorry.” He gently pried your arms away from him. “I like you too much to ask you to give up your dream for me. Please be happy. Even though I don’t support this at all I will be cheering for you. Goodbye y/n.”
Jungkook
“You can’t be an idol. There’s no way you even understand what you are getting yourself into. Did you even do research? Are you actually telling me you are willing to give up your entire life just to have the chance to be a singer? If you enjoy singing go to open mic nights or something but do not become an idol.” “Kookie I have done my research. I know how hard it is but I want this. I want to work hard and I want to achieve my dreams just like you did.” He couldn’t help but scoff at you. “Just like I did? Do you even realize what you’re saying? I started training when I was only 13 all of my teenage years were robbed from me. I didn’t hang out with friends, I hardly saw my parents, I never dated anyone and you mean to tell me you want to do just what I did?” “Jungkook, I know it was hard but can you honestly tell me that all the hard work wasn’t worth it? You have millions of fans that adore you, you have 6 other brothers who loved and cared for you during that time.” “I also had managers breathing down my neck constantly telling me what to do, never daring to set one toe out of line otherwise everything could come crashing down in a moment. Becoming an idol will change you y/n, and it may not be for the better. I’m sorry. I care about you. I really do but I can’t let you do this.” “It’s my decision Jungkook. Not yours. If you can’t support my dreams then maybe you should leave before we both end up more hurt than we already are.” Jungkook tried to hold his tears in but a few escaped as he stared at you. “If this is what you want then fine. When you finally come to your senses call me. I’ll wait for you.” “I’m not going to change my mind Jungkook so maybe it’s best if we just say goodbye now.” He pulled you into his arms and you two clung to each other, each terrified to let go of the other. You finally broke first and smiled at him, but it was painful. “Goodbye Jungkook.”
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Rasmus Dahlin | Comfort Is All I Need
College assignments to be done, crazy things happening at work was all that I was thinking about at the moment. These assignments would help boost my grades up but I can’t seem to get to them because of my job. The reason why I am attending college is to get a good job that paid me well but now that I think about it, I love the job I have now. I am just going to college because my parents wanted me to go when in reality being main merch creator for the Buffalo Sabres was what I always wanted to do. When I was little, I loved playing hockey and always dreamed about working for my favorite NHL team. I always loved art and would draw my ideas hoping that one day they would get used and they did and all the fans loved them, that made me happy. I also helped the equipment managers order new equipment occasionally.
Currently sitting in my office at the rink taking a break from drawing new merch ideas, I think about everything that has happened to get me to this point and can’t help but think about all the school that I had to do before the holidays start which only adds to the stress I already have from making sure that all the fans have what they want ordering online. I actually have thought about quitting college before, didn’t because my parents weren’t happy when I brought it up and now have stopped talking to me so I think it’s okay to just stop going, I will just call. Now that I think about it, it does make me sad that my parents aren’t talking to me all because I don’t want to get a better job than I have now but c'mon who wouldn’t want this job. I made friends with half the team, cried when a couple would get traded and laughed with the new players, the veterans or the coaching staff would introduce me as Champ which was the nickname my first Coach gave me and it has stuck with me growing up. I remember the first time the team heard my nickname, the Coach who coached me from novice to peewee’s came to visit me and at that time I had a whole squad in my office just hanging with me talking about ideas while sitting on the few furniture I have in my office while watching TV, he walks in looks at me and goes ‘Hey Champ’ and then continues his way down the hall while everyone in the room asked me why he called me that, after that they started asking me to play some shiny with them about once a week.
I didn’t realize I was crying until a tear dropped on to my desk, it's a good thing I don’t wear make up cuz then it would be all over my cheeks with the way i was wiping my tears away. They still went down my face as I started answering emails from the equipment managers since they were asking me to send out orders. I completely forgot that Coach was showing some players around because I was so focused on thinking about what to do to reduce my stress. The tears still fell as Coach opened the door “this is Y/N also known as Champ, she takes care of the orders of equipment and the merch” when the players looked inside, I just waved and smiled a watery smile. They all just stared at me, I notice Rasmus has a soft look on his face, even the Coach stared at me “you okay?” He asked me “yeah I will be fine” I say, tears still slowly going down my face as I wave it off as if it’s nothing and look back at my computer and laptop sat on the desk. What I didn’t see was when they were leaving, I assumed Coach told them I would be fine, Rasmus whispering that he would come back to see me after and Coach nodding his head as he closed the door behind him. I just continued my work planning on taking a break for about an hour, being good friends with the people who take care the rink, they let me use the ice when I want which I only use during times like these when I have to get rid of stress, shooting a puck and skating around does the job.
Wiping my face one more time, I make sure the email I just hit send on is sent before pushing my chair on wheels back and walk to the makeshift mudroom/closet where I keep my equipment and other things, it even has a little kitchen area with a small fridge and toaster oven on the counter, the room was just a little smaller than my office but it was beneficial. With my helmet on my head, gloves and stick in one hand and skates in the other, I make my way out of my office door and to the elevator. On my way there, I pass by the Coach talking alone with Rasmus, before I pass them I slow down enough to point in the direction of the ice looking Coach in a way of asking silently, very thankful when he nods his head. “Hey Y/N!” I hear Rasmus yell from where I am standing at the elevator, I turn to look at him still standing with the Coach “Do you mind if I hang out with you today?” He asks, I just shake my head as if saying I didn’t mind at all. It was the perfect idea and I know he wasn’t the only one thinking that because as he walks to me after saying goodbye to Coach, I see Coach smiles and give me a nod turning around to return to his office. It silent as we wait for the elevator, I feel his eyes on me and I don’t know what to think about it. He is probably judging me for how red my eyes still are, I sniffle a couple times before I reach the bench to tie my skates while he went to get his equipment.
Done with tying my laces, I notice he hasn’t returned yet but I didn’t really care since it was his choice to hang out with me, he probably found another rookie to hang out with. Making sure my visor is clean and that I can see through it as I place it on my head snapping the snaps to keep it on my head, I shove my hands into my gloves and grab my stick while stepping through the open bench door onto the ice. I skate the first three laps a low speed to not waste my energy, on the forth, I shift to skate backwards just in time to see Rasmus sitting on the beach watching me, it seems he has been sat there for a couple of minutes. After a few minutes, he tosses ten pucks on ice and I place them in formation of a drill I loved to do as a kid in the center circle to practice edge work and stop on the farthest blue line after moving the net closer. I tap my stick on the ice asking for a puck and I receive one that slowly glides to my stick, I wait looking at Rasmus to signal go in a position ready to take off. No whistle? Just clap your stick on the ice. With the clap of his stick when he steps onto the ice, I control the puck around the pucks while skating as fast as I can, taking a wrister top shelf when I successfully went through the pucks without touching them. The sound of clapping makes me look up from the ice to see not only Rasmus leaning against the bench’s boards but also about half the team is and Coach is there is well, I can’t help but smile a little. I get back into position waiting for a puck but not before get a little advice from Buffalo’s captain “when going around the pucks, tuck and lean a little more in towards where you are turning, that was perfect other than that” Jack says, everyone else agrees. They continue to cheer until I am done with my ice session, feeling a lot better than before.
It has been a hour since we, Rasmus and I, got back to my office and haven’t said a word. While I continue my work, he watched TV with his shoes off and feet up laying across the couch. It’s all fine and dandy for a couple of minutes until I am reminded why I was sad,I looked through my phone notifications where a text message from my mom asking if I did my assignments still was and before I know it tears are streaming down my face but I am silent and try to make it seem like I am okay. I put my hands on my face to hide before Rasmus could see me but he already knows, I hear his socked feet walking towards me. “Hey, you’re okay shhh I got you it’s okay” he pulls me out of my chair and into him until my head is on his chest. I hug him back tightly for a few seconds before he pulls away to look me in the eyes and pulls me to the couch, he stops and sighs “I know we just met Y/N but I’ll be honest, I have completely fallen for you..........and I want to try a relationship because I hate thinking about you and another male and I want to be the one to make you happy and help you when you are upset. It broke my heart when I saw you crying earlier today, will you give me the chance?” all I can do is smile because he sounded nervous and nod my head, pecking him on cheek. He smiles back and lays down on his back before motioning me to lay on him, we cuddled and talked about what was going on and how to fix it until we fall a sleep. Alex Nylander even took a picture when walked into my office to see me and posted it Instagram “Aww look at the new couple all cuddled up” it got so many likes and lets just say I almost killed him when I woke up but didn’t because it looked adorable.
### I am sorry if it isn’t what requested, if you requested it. I don’t like writing about sadness, its just isn’t my style. if you don’t like it don’t be afraid to tell me and I will fix it. The skating to reduce stress is what I actually do, I go to skate about four times a week and it absolutely helps. I love feeling the wind in my face, through my helmet of course, when I pick up speed. I do plan on trying hockey but because i started late I have to wait until i am 18 to play for the local team. It gives me time to work on perfecting my skating so I am not upset about that. Oh! and the nickname Champ is my actually nickname at the rink, well my friend calls me that because he was there since I started at 15 and has told me I have gotten faster and better ###
****Reminder: I won’t be writing about Rasmus again, so please request another player and make sure I haven’t already written with that player. I did another Rasmus because I did have this in mind so I wrote it. I mean I would be glad to write more than one with the same player but my original plan was to, like I said, write one imagine for each player****
#rasmus dahlin#rasmus dahlin imagine#nhl imagines#hockey imagines#NHL Rookie Imagines#buffalo sabres
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Don't give up
This is my first scribble - knowing me it'll be a novel sized scribble, apologies -, and it will be about my breastfeeding journey in the UK.
Nothing I write should be considered medical or professional advice, it is only my personal experience and loads - no, really, LOADS - of researching the internet (even translating Spanish, Italian, French and German articles - thanks Google). And of course my final conclusion on the matter. Which is: do not panic or stress, relax and it will fall into place. Emotions are more important than I believed before. Mind over matter? Sure. But heart and soul over mind. Always. So do not despair as it will hold you back.
My journey began in May 2013 when I've truly understood love, holding my baby girl for the first time❤. I was set on breastfeeding and never gave it a second thought. I believed it was the natural way, so formula feeding was a choice for those who did not WANT to breastfeed.
5 days after her arrival we were back in hospital as my little angel lost over 16% of her birthweight. When we talking of a 6.8 lb baby that is a lot.
She wasn't getting fed enough, probably was getting some as she managed to stay hydrated... just above the ouchy line, but not enough to sustain her weight.
So we were told to supplement after offering the breast. She needed to get stronger to be able to suck properly, as feeding on the breast takes a lot of energy, especially if the reward is near nothing.
I was devastated. It felt like I've failed my baby. I kept beating myself up for starving my child. Up till today when I look at her early pictures my heart goes out to that baby with so much pain and sadness in her tiny eyes. I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive myself for not pressing harder when my instinct told me something was wrong after 2 days. As a new mum I was not given credit by the seasoned professionals visiting us every day for 5 days when I said she sleeps too much, she doesn't eat only goes on for a few sucks then falls asleep. Her latch was checked and seemed good, so I was labelled a worrier. Until the day 5 weight check when our world collapsed.
Not for a moment did I want her to starve any longer but I also wanted her to get breast milk. So I've followed professional advice. Increased and increased then increaed the formula again and kept offering the breast before each feed. Also followed the set time for feeding, every 3 then 4 hours, and so on as she grew.
Tried expressing after feeds as well, but it was a disaster and disheartened me even further. The lack of milk when expressing made me accept that I am one of those women who just can't produce milk. It happens. It's not my fault. It's just how it is. I gave exclusive breast feeding my best shot and by offering the breast until she was 6 months old I did give her the "best of both worlds".
5 years down the line I can see where I went wrong. In November 2018 my little man arrived. He was a surprise: we were trying for nearly 5 years with no luck, then decided it isn't happening for us, sold all baby and toddler stuff. Was about to sell the nursery furniture when we found out about him 😊 everything else had to be bought again 🙈
What did I do different?
1. With my girl we had help, honest help, but untrained and unexperienced help from lovely people. If you want to breastfeed and it's not working, having professional help is important. Finding the right one is key. With our son we had picked up on the "not enough milk" on day 3. Again, started formula topups. We were upping it to 30ml each feed and he wa gaining well so we stopped the topups. Then weighed him 3 days after. He lost weight again. Back to formula. Gaining again, decrease formula. Baby lost weight again. Hospital as his weight is up and down. We know why but go in anyway. So luckily we went. And met 3 amazing and experienced feeding specialists.
Turns out if you look at an already latched baby feeding you will not be able to establish if the latch is good or not. You'll need a feed observed from start to finish to tell. He wasn't latching properly. So with help and instructions he was latching fine after 5 hours of trying. He fed with big gulps for 10 minutes on each breast then followed with lots of sucks and fewer swallows on each. We were in there for 2 days, BF, express, topup. I felt more sure of myself when we left and very greatful for "my 3 angels" and their knowledge.
2. Have support. With my girl I had the understanding and backing of our family - I was shaken of what happened and feeling an utter failure. But I was not pressing breastfeeding, scared of her losing weight again I accepted formula as the only way.
With my boy I decided I will not give up as I did with my girl. Unfortunately my partner and our family did not believe I can breastfeed and my partner was very agressivly against it - being told I'm selfish for trying to breastfeed, that I rather starve him than accept that I will never have milk and the best one: he'll call social services if I don't give up the idea of not giving him formula - not the support I needed.
His whole family gave me the cold stare for carrying on and even my own mother said just give him the bottle and spend the time gained with my daughter. Emotional pressure...hmmm, mother knows best. Good thing I'm now a mother too, so took the tiny gold out of this comment and spoke to my girly, explaining what and why is mommy doing what she's doing. I swear that little girl is more supportive than some of the adults close to me.
So I ignored all negativity, got courage from 3 of my friends and told my other half if he can't be supportive then at least keep his mouth shut and stay away from me as stress has serious negative effects on my supply. He stayed away and kept his mouth shut and I've carried on. It was hard times. To carry on and not give in. Even harder that the people I expected to back me had turned their back.
So surround yourself with people who raise your spirits, who will assure you and make you believe that you can do it. Ignore the nay sayers. It is your baby and body, as long as you're both safe you call the shots and do what feels right.
3. Research. Knowledge is power. Gather as much info, as many tips and methods as possible. Watch videos, read, go on forums and ask questions. Find groups. Shape all info so it fits the two of you.
With my daughter I just accepted what I was told by the professionals in the hospital and after we left it. I did not know of other moms who struggled but succeeded. I did not know there are ways to try to increase milk supply. I did not know I was breaking the demand and supply ring by increasing formula and not boobie time.
With my boy I was constantly reading, watching, getting in touch.
What worked for us? These:
1. Did not follow rules of timed feeding.
Yes, I've kept to the 3 hrs with him, but only that I didn't let him go longer than 3 hrs between feeds. Not even at night. Not until he was gaining weight well. If he wanted to eat 30 minutes after he came off the breast then I've put him back on.
Ever heard of supply and demand? SOOOO TRUE! When your baby is sucking for 3-5 hours non stop (cluster feeding)? Or eating for 1 hr then 40 minutes break and another hour session aaaand repeat? They just ordering their meals ahead. Telling your body they need more. Let them.
When we were topping up with over 30ml formula, I did it in smaller portions during his cluster feeding periods which were always evening meals - 60ml topup: 2x30ml or 3x20ml and put him back on the boob in between. It is time consuming, but works. Sometimes he refused the last portion cuz he was too tired/full. If it was only one meal, I let him skip that formula amount.
2. I started expressing only after his last feed before his big sleep each night. It saves time during the day and I can sleep more during the night. It is app. the same time each day, so my body is expecting it.
Now I can get 3x as much out as what I've staryed with. He drinks this still as a topup after his last meal of the day the next evening. Past few days he doesn't even drink it all and it makes me happy! They're hungrier in the evenings - getting filled up for longer time to sleep - and if he refuses his favourite meal with the easy access (he prefers breast milk over formula, but prefers the bottle to the breast as it is easier) must mean he had enough already 😀.
3. I had looked at pictures of how my breast is built up, where he needs to press to get the milk going.
I finally understood that I did have milk, even with my daughter - she kept sucking for 6 months and never took more than 90ml of formula, looking back I was such a fool not to realise that she wouldn't have gained weight as well as she did on 360ml of formula a day - they just could not get to it efficiently.
Once I worked out where his mouth needs to be on my aerola I looked for ways to put it in. It sounds funny, but my aerola is rather large and his cute mouth is so little, so he needed help to "stuff it in". Now he doesn't need it as he learnt to do it himself as well as his mouth is a bit bigger.
4. Made myself realise, understand and trust that I have enough milk for my baby and stop worrying over it.
I looked for proof and reminded myself every time I started to doubt myself again (maybe because a look from other half, or baba wanting to eat and eat - not because I did not have enough now but because he will need more soon so he is ordering) that I have milk. So when he was gaining on 420ml formula a day until he was 7 weeks old I convinced myself and reduced the amount to 360ml. Then 300ml. Always checked his gain. Now we're 180ml a day and reducing. And he is gaining.
It was hard not to increase formula as suggested by some people, but I knew he is safely gaining and worse case senario he will not gain enough, but he will not lose weight again, even if my supply decreases or can't keep up with his demand.
5. Stopped timing our feeds. I take note of the bottles still - will do until they're out of the picture -, but not of how long he is on each breasts. It is not important. I'll put him on when he asks. And because he is gaining he will ask when he is hungry because he has the energy to let me know. He will now not sleep if he's hungry no matter what I do. Dare to go shopping too long and the roof comes down!
This way feeding feels natural, not a must do thing which commands my day and full attention. I even enjoy it now, that I relax. No clocking in and out 😊 honestly? This is one of the best feelings other than seeing the numbers go up on the scale and down in the bottle.
Do not get me wrong. I have nothing against formula, we're lucky that is available. I do not judge anyone who chose to formula feed their LO. Mixed feeding has it's advantages as well. Not the way I am doing it now, but when you replace meals with a bottle to gain some time off boob duty.
But to me exclusive breastfeeding is the end game, so at mo formula is an unwanted must.
I will stop here for now, my eyelids are getting glued at each blink.
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Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?
Summary: Roman needed to learn a song for the musical, but he highly doubted he learned anything when the attractive worker with nothing better to do ran his lines with him. It’s sort of a song fic, but not quite, either way. Aaron Burr, sir, from Hamiltion: the musical is a key part of the story.
Ship: Logince
Genre: Fluff.
Warnings: none
Roman sighed as he read over the song one last time. The fast food place was semoty except for a worker about his age who was reading a textbook. He glanced at his phone to see the large glaring ‘12:57′. He stared at his phone for several moments before it faded to the black screen.
He let out a groan as the man walked over and sunk into the chair opposite him with a coffee. He slid it across the table, startling Roman from his thoughts. “Salutations, you’ve been staring at that for quite some time, need some help?”
Roman looked up and nodded slowly. He handed the script over and watched as the man’s gaze moved down the page. He nodded and handed the script back. “1776, New York City.” He all but chanted.
The actor tensed and looked down at his script, the yellow highlight was glaring at him. “Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?” Roman asked as he glanced up at the other man and offered the script. The man, who’s name tag read Logan, shook his head.
“That depends. Who’s asking?” Logan asked as he leaned on his hand. His fingers brushed against the frame of his glasses as he waited for Roman. Who let out a shaky laugh and looked over the script again.
“Oh, well, sure, sir. I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service, sir.” Roman rushed through the lines as he felt the man’s gaze burn into his skin. He looked up to see the man staring at him with a half-amused, half-bored expression. “I have been looking for you.”
“I’m getting nervous.” Oh god, no ones voice should sound so good. He blushed as he gazed at the other man. Logan’s attention was on the coffee in front of him as Roman tried to stop the blush that sunk down his neck.
“Sir...” Roman breathed out as he gazed at the other man. “I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?” Roman sing-songed as he glanced down at his script.
Logan gazed at him with an amused look. “You punched the bursar.”
“Yes!” Roman said quickly. He ducked behind his script and felt nervousness bubble inside of him, which was weird, since he was only nervous when it came to tests and people he had feelings for. “I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid.” He locked eyes with the other man and frowned, the deep blue oceans were why he was nervous. The man in front of him was unfairly hot and either a genius or interested in musicals.
The man coughed and pointed to the script. Roman’s thoughts pulled to a stop as he looked down and let out a shaky, nervous laugh. “So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?” Roman finished the line and hid the blush behind the script.
“It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed.” Logan said sadly. He took a sip of his coffee as he waited for Roman to continue.
Roman exhaled and quickly tried to clear his thoughts of the man in front of him with the deep blue eyes and dark chestnut locks and Roman was almost certain that the man had freckles like constellations.
Roman caught himself before it became to embarrassing and excitedly said his line. “You’re an orphan. Of course! I’m an orphan! God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for...”
“Can I buy you a drink?” Logan asked. Roman jumped and was about to respond with the flirtiest ‘yes’ he could muster when his eyes landed on the script in front of him. ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ stared up at him mockingly as Roman deflated slightly.
“That would be nice.” He muttered awkwardly.
Logan seemed to have missed the problem because he stated his line like nothing had happened. “While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice. Talk less.”
“What?” Roman breathed out as he tried to forget about what just happened.
“Smile more.” Logan sighed as a large smile bloomed on his fast. Roman blushed brightly as his heart skipped a beat. He forced out the laugh. “Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.”
Roman looked down and hid behind his hair as he read the script in front of him. “You can’t be serious.” He muttered as he played with the corner of the page.
“You wanna get ahead?”
“Yes.”
“Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.” Logan stated threateningly as he ran his thumb over the cup. Roman felt a shiver run down his spine as he tried to work out who would take what.
Logan beat him to the chase when he quickly started to state Lauren’s lines. “Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? SHOW TIME.” Roman looked up and smiled as Logan quickly juggled all four men’s lines.
“Like I said.” He muttered in his ‘Burr’ voice. It was smooth and dangerous, charming but it so quickly became threatening.
He cleared his throat and smiled. Energy radiated off him as he gazed as Roman. “Show time! Show time! Yo! I’m John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m working on three, uh! Those redcoats don’t want it with me! Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free!” Roman stared with a slack jaw at the man’s rapping. Laurens sounded so different from Burr, more childish and happy.
Logan was moving onto Lafayette as Roman struggled out of his shocked state. “Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of he revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say ‘Bonsoir!’ Tell the King ‘Casse toi!’ Who’s the best? C’est moi!”
Cause of death. The most attractive man Roman ever knew, rapping a musical, with a french accent and saying some french words. Roman was sure he was in heaven. Logan’s Lafayette was powerful and flirty, his french accent was perfect and terrifying.
“Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan. Up in it, lovin’ it, yes I heard ya mother said ‘Come again?’” Logan’s voice was masculine and powerful. He skipped Lafayette and Laurens part, instead falling into the final of Mulligan’s introduction. “Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course, it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets...”
Logan quickly put on the french accent. “Wow.”
“No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let’s raise a couple more...” Roman figured that he should just hand over his lead role to Logan. He was almost certain that Logan could play all the roles and still perfect the performance. Maybe Roman was a little biased, but Logan had managed to move through three different voices with no problem and no hesitation.
“To the revolution!” Logan exclaimed as he raised his glass. Roman glanced at the script and frowned. There’s no way he could do this! He thought as he gazed at the challenge.
“Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton college!” Logan said in that adorable, happy voice.
“Aaron Burr!” He said powerfully as and rolled out the ‘r’. Roman blushed brightly, luckily the man was more distracted by the scene playing out in his head as he said the lines.
He snapped his eyes open as he forced the large, childish smile. “Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!”
“Good luck with that: You’re takin’ a stand.” Roman wondered if he’d gone to hell. That man in front of him was hot enough and that voice couldn’t belong to any human, it was too smooth and dangerous. “You spit. I’m ‘a sit. We’ll see where we land.”
“Booo!” He almost shouted as he swirled his cup.
“Burr, the revolution’s imminent. What do you stall for?” Roman didn’t know anyone could make Laurens sound so scary, yet caring.
He was so caught up in the voices that he almost missed his line. “If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?” He tried to make it sound as intimidating as Logan had, but he doubted he sounded any scarier than a mouse with a spoon.
Logan didn’t seem to mind. He continued on anyway. “Who, who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?” Logan said. His voice bounced around as excitement and curiosity and happiness made it’s way into his tone.
Roman blinked several times as he looked down at the script. He could feel a sinking sensation rush over him as he wished for this to have lasted longer. “Uh thanks.” Roman said awkwardly as he glared at the page and willed the song to go longer.
The man in front of him finished his coffee. He no longer seemed like the characters, there was no childish happiness, no smooth but dangerous aspects, no flirty, and no powerful. “You’re welcome. We’re closing in several moments.” Unlike his other characters in the song his voice was emotionless. It almost felt diluted compared to how he just spoke.
He collected Roman and his paper cups and threw them into the bin. Roman packed up his script and pen as Logan collected his textbook and schoolwork he’d been working on earlier.
Roman walked towards the door and was cut off by a cough behind him. He turned to see Logan with a piece of paper in his hand. He handled it to Roman and straightened up. His eyes stayed on Roman as the lights danced off his glasses. “My phone number for if you wish to run through your professional make-believe again.”
He nodded slowly and slid the piece of paper into his pocket as his mind tried to say anything other than the mess of cuss words that swam through it. Roman left the building as Logan raced around and cleaned the last few things. His heart hammered in his chest as he walked down the street towards his apartment.
The light from his phone lit up his face as he quickly opened it and typed in Logan’s information. Not even the cold breeze could melt through the warm red blush that covered his face and neck.
#logince#logic sanders#logan sanders#roman sanders#creativity sanders#sanders sides#sanders sides fic
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(queuing this for later for privacy reasons but)
GUYS I SAW THE LION KING ON TOUR
Ohmyword it was so good. Like. Heck man. Wow. Get ready, long post ahead.
I bought my tickets mooooonths in advance (you may remember my mentioning it in passing some time ago). It was my Christmas present to me. XD I drove four hours to another state to see it, and I ended up doing so by myself because my traveling buddy wasn’t able to come. Very proud of my adulting there, btw, first big independent adventure. XD
Taking the advice of some of my lovely mutuals who have seen the show before, and telling myself I could splurge, I got an aisle orchestra seat, and wow. Best decision ever.
So, with no further adieu and in no order whatsoever, here are some details (with terribly mixed tenses), if nothing else but for my own remembering of this fantastic night:
The opening. I started crying immediately. Rafiki and the Jackals: flipping yeah. The parade of animals for “The Circle of Life.” Pride Rock. The Elephant came down my aisle and I started crying, I’ve never seen anything like it.
Rafiki though. Mukelisiwe Goba was just alkjdghlsjgs gorgeous. I had chills and tears and laughter thanks to her. Bless.
“The Circle of Life” was legitimate sensory overload, I wish I could just watch that opening sequence on repeat for hours. The costumes, the music, the puppets. skdjfajldkfjshhhjlahskdjldfskjlhdhhhhhhnnnn. Best number, duh.
I was so flipping excited to see Gerald Ramsey as Mufasa, I can’t even. He’s one of the few players from the tour cast to have content on youtube for me to find and just... He was so good. (I am very quickly gonna be repeating adjectives don’t mind me) His interactions with Simba, his presence on the stage, “They Live In You”, the balance between his noble kingly portrayal of the pride leader and his playful antagonizing with Zazu - everything that makes Mufasa who he is. Splendid. Bravo sir, bravo. (He also walked right past my seat. :D )
Aaron Nelson was on for adult Simba that night. He portrayed such a playful character with Timon and Pumba and then transitioned into such a raw, emotional performance of “Endless Night” bravo sir, bravo. You really believed the hope and courage Simba finds at the end of the number.
Zazu (Greg Jackson) broke the fourth wall so many times, it’s a wonder the theater was still standing at the end of the night. These occasions included, but not limited to: literally ‘losing’ the Zazu puppet during “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” and shouting frantically to the audience about it, enduring Mufasa’s jokes and staring out into the audience like he was in an episode of The Office, the now-famous singing of “Let It Go” in place of “It’s a Small World” in Scar’s Lair, and I think he yelled at us for laughing at his misfortunes at one point too.
slight con: I didn’t know the tour removed (sometime in 2010 I guess) the “The Morning Report”/Pouncing Lesson, which I understand cuz it doesn’t forward the story by a lot, but I just love the Pouncing Lesson bit for Mufasa and Simba so much.
After “Hakuna Matata” during Intermission, I was texting friends about knowing Jordan Samuels, aka our Specs from Newsies Live, was in the ensemble and hoping I could spot him, and then Act Two started with “One By One” and I turned to see the dancer standing at the back of the theater in my aisle and 90% certainty it was him, which made me laugh and made my night. Saw him again a few more times throughout the show, but had to remind myself to focus on the big picture lol.
During “Be Prepared” while the hyenas are coming from the back of the theater and running to the stage, the last one in our line stopped to chat with the guy sitting directly behind me. “Hey dude, how’s it going? Enjoying the show?” The guy in the audience was laughing too hard to respond much (he was a nervous-laugher, I’m pretty sure that’s just how he expressed emotion cuz he laughed a lot through the show but whatever) and it was so great. XD He then took off at a run to catch up to everyone on stage.
Speaking of: the hyena march was distinctly less third reich like, and although I really appreciate/respect that element in the movie, I was personally happy it was removed from the production.
The Wildebeast stampede. I just. That staging/blocking and the puppets and costumes to show that. Ohmyword, sooooooooooooooo good. I’m still geeking out about it. Visually one of the high points, purely for the ingenuity of it all. There were essentially three parts of the set: a backdrop, a smaller midstage backdrop, and two pieces on either side representing the closest canyon walls. Cutout silhouettes of wildebeast are on display at the beginning of the scene. When Scar leaves and the Stampede starts, twin rolling wheels of wooden puppet wildebeast appear in the middle backdrop. Then the costumed dancers bearing wildebeast heads on their arms appear to swarm around Simba and Mufasa. I was so distracted by them, I didn’t even notice Mufasa and Scar on the canyon wall until they started speaking.
I FLIPPIN HAD TO WATCH MUFASA DIE AGAIN. THIS WAS NOT SOMETHING I BARGAINED ON PREPARING MYSELF EMOTIONALLY FOR, AND THEREFORE IRONICALLY ENOUGH I WAS NOOTTTTTTT PREPARED.
How have I not mentioned Joziyah Jean-Felix?? All the attitude and naivety and bravado and sincerity you could want in our young hero. Also very enthusiastic with the reigns on the bird puppets during “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King.” Danielle Jalade was so precious and ferocious as young Nala too. My heart belongs to Kajuana Shuford’s performance, but truly Danielle was a gem.
Okay, but back to the costumes???? JULIE TAYMOR IS THE TOO OFTEN UNSUNG HERO OF THIS SHOW, SHE EARNED THOSE TONYS AND THEN SOME.
When Mufasa dies, and the song “Rafiki Mourns” comes, Rafiki enters first and Sarabi and the lionesses join her. It was so beautiful and sad and moving. AND. I DIDN’T KNOW THIS. At the end of the song, the lionesses reach up to their lion mask headdresses and pull silver streamers from the eyes, which they let fall to the ground and over Mufasa, and it was the most beautiful, spell-binding instant of the show.
Sarabi’s streamers remained to show her mourning until Scar angers her and she rips them from her eyes to lash out against him.
HAVE I MENTIONED NIA HOLLOWAY YET? HECK. She was....breathtaking. “Shadowlands” has been a favorite of mine for a long time, and she really does it justice. Her interactions with Aaron were so organic too, I loved them.
Timon (Nick Cordelione) and Pumbaa (Ben Lipitz) were appropriately hysterical and on point. They really got the youngest audience members going, and it was great to hear the kids shrieking with giggles, and the older kids giving surprised bursts of laughter when Pumbaa made a crack about winning Angry Birds by chasing the buzzards away from Simba.
Mark Campbell was a good Scar. He wasn’t my favorite part of the show, I think maybe he was having an off night. Still, his monologues and dry wit were great, and the overt Offense(TM) he took at Simba playing with his tail cracked me up a little too much. XD “Be Prepared” was a jam as always XD
Sarabi (the lovely Kimber Sprawl) I think has even fewer spoken lines in the show than she does in the movie, and yet she seemed like more of a character. The time they allow her to mourn for her husband and son is beautiful and appreciated, and the way she blends in with the other lionesses for many parts of the show before making a subtle move to stand out is just a really good touch imho. There’s almost enough time to suggest, if not establish, a close camaraderie between her and Rafiki and I love that.
Rafiki’s tree (does it have a specific name?) is such a gorgeous piece for the set.
what else am I forgetting, it was such a night
I can’t say enough or describe in enough detail the sets, costumes, and puppets. slkdjfnlakjdksldkgnlgf !!!!
The “grass people” while Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba are discussing the stars, help Timon lie down ‘in the grass’ and when the ensemble help him stand back up again, he turned to say thank you and the dancer who had been holding him up for the scene gave him a big thumbs up. XD They also helped operate the Timon puppet for the scene so that Nick could add more expression and movement.
The ending man, the ending. The reprise of “The Circle of Life.” The energy, the spectacle. aksjdddddddddddddddddkjkjgsdgesdkjs.
At the end, we gave everyone a standing ovation immediately.
I whooped loudly when the cast gestured down at the orchestra pit. Not many other people did, but that’s on their own heads. XD
The night I went was the last show before they packed up and moved on to the next city, a conscious choice on my part based on stage stories of how free the actors usually are with their performance on last nights, and how all the bugs in the venue are usually worked out by then. All good and accurate things I think, but the con is there was no stage dooring, for which I was very sad.
I bought a shirt and a bag, and I’m going to turn the bag into a throw pillow for my bed. ^_^
I’m just....so....happy...I got to go and see this amazing show performed live. It was a pretty good audience too, which can make or break a night, so what a blessing there.
I feel like I’m already forgetting so much, but there you go, this post has run on long enough.
I saw The Lion King, guys. *fangirls out of the room*
#ragamusings#this has been a day in my life post#rags tries a new musical#(sorta not really new)#stage stories#the lion king#lionkingbway
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Itinerary For Your Holiday!
Have you ever imagined that vacation is gonna be way more adventurous when you set it by yourself? Or probably you have a lot of money so you can use a tour guide instead.
Well, sorry to say, without any intention I personally prefer wandering by myself to following a group of people. Because the point of making your own itinerary is a me-time. Seriously.
So, here I will share my typical itinerary for holiday, you can take a look if you like 😉
1. Traveling to South Korea and Japan
I have written about how hilarious I was in Japan, and that was the silliest part of my life as an end-of-master student’s perks. You know sometimes you should do something you don’t except and let alone the nature judges you.
Here are some tips before you visit South Korea and Japan. My very first advice is you better make your visa as early as you can.
Now the question is, how the visa would have been processed without an airfare ticket? Well, I just found out that the embassy doesn’t really care with the physical form of the airfare. I mean, you can give them the booked one, if you like. It worked and I looked damn surprised. But, another part of me was pretty sure, this must be working.
I planned my itinerary from Indonesia to Indonesia. But, I still in Melbourne and they needed me to show them that I would go back to Indonesia from Melbourne. I was out of my mind that time and impossible to book the ticket at same time, at least you need an hour. After talking to the embassy officers (Japan) they accepted the non purchased one. So, basically I gave them a printed screen shot of the e-ticket . One thing that still be my question, why the countries like Korea and Japan are still collecting paper applications. I think, it’s wasting time and not sustainable. But still, I have no idea the reason behind that.
Talking about Holiday, money is an unstoppable sticky partner, to be honest. Everything’s about money nowadays. I am kidding. I mean even though you are broke a hell, you still cannot afford this holiday. Unless you have saving, indeed. Well, I was broke as hell, but I still can manage how to have fun after asking everyone To lend their money for a momment hahaha. Just so the embassies belive that I have enough balance to visit their countries. In fact, I only had around 700 Australian dolar in total (you convert it by yourself) both for Korea and Japan. In Japan, particularly, it excluded JR Pass (Japan Rail Pass). Well I spent more money in Japan because I planned to enter Universal studio and One piece Museum.
I’ll go for Korea first. It’s easier to travel around Korea because I have someone I know there. She took me around but, we didn’t go to Busan and other places outside Seoul, except Nami Island. Transportation expenses for 8 days was around 40k won. PS: it’s only for your transportation around seoul. They will charge your card based on your travel distances. Nami Island is an exceptional, because it has a different price and separate payment.
Anyway, talking about Korea. I am not a person who visits korea for a make up purposes or anything related to that. My point to go there was just visiting, taking pictures, and if I still have money left I’ll buy coffee hehe. So, if your purpose is for shopping you better bring a lotta money. Then yes, money is important now.
Well, what should be visited?
I recommend you to visit the entertainment companies in Korea. Since Halyu waves came from this country lol. Guess what, I went to YG and SM entertainment. And I think, the coolest one is SM, it’s building is super cool and modern (kinda mall or something) and it’s near by the famous library in Korea, Starfield Library. They are all located in one area, Gangnam.
Next, the castle. The castle is really huge, again cuz I am a dead broke, I didn’t buy an entry ticket. sightseeing as a proof that you have visited Lee Min Ho’s country was enough lol.
Another thing is Food. I don’t really have a spesific recommendation for food. I am neither a picky eater. But when it comes to halal food, It is complicated. I may ask many things that make people uneasy. If you think so, don’t worry you can go around Itaewon. That place will provide a lot of halal food options. My friend said if she wants to eat halal meat she needs to go to this place. The distance from her house to this place is about 45-60 minutes away. Sounds far away, doesn’t it? Yup. That’s why I ate a lot of cake fish ( a cake that has a shape like fish with the red bean filling) and the egg buns. Don’t ask me what’s their korean name lol.
Hongdae. This place is a melting a point, same as Myongdong, a shopping center for make up and many things. This area will be very crowded after 4 pm. So if you think you want to sway your money away without crushing people around, come a bit early. Oh also, there are lots of good deal for make up lovers. Like you can get 10+10 masker for 10K won.
Visiting university is kindda compulsory in my itinerary. It’s very good to see and compare the good and bad things of education system and the institutions themselves. What am I talking about?
Well, I actually had no specific reasons to visit university, but you’ll always get the perfect spot for taking pictures in some universities in Korea. Their places are like......never land, if I could say. And of course you have to take sip of their coffee. Even though they import coffee a lot, the vibe is so different.
Starbuc*s? Who? What? We don’t know it here!
Traveling to Japan!
Let’s move on to Japan.
My journey was started from Incheon, and had a flight to Osaka at 7.15 in the morning. Korea and Japan are pretty close, it only needs 2 hours by plane to reach Osaka. As you arrive there, you need to make sure that your JR pass should be with you. In case you can’t get it from your home country, try to manage it to get it in Japan’s Airport. As I said in my previous post, JR pass is very essential if you are a tourist. Cuz if you take the ticket by yourself without JR pass you may spend more than paying the JR pass itself. Unless you live there.
My first short stop was in Osaka, Machiya Tatami House. You can search the accommodation that fits you, I found this one randomly when we about visited japan a day before. 1 house with completed home appliances, for 4 people 2 nights 3 days we only paid $213 AUD. It’s close to bus stop and super market. WHAT A DEAL!
Anyway, when we got to this place we took JR rapid train to Tennoji Station, and we continued again by using subway, which must be paid in cash then finally took the bus. Also paying in cash, cuz both of these transportations are not covered by JR pass. I didn’t visit many places there, because I spent a lot of time in Universal studio.
After that we visitid Kyoto and Wazuka Tea plantation in our last day. I believe there must be abundant of intersting places to visit but I personally think, it’s just it. So yeah at night we directly went to Tokyo.
From Kyoto we took shinkansen to Tokyo. Please bare in your mind, JR holder cannot take Nozomi and Mizuo Shinkansen line (see my previous post), but you get privilege to get in other than those 2 trains. Anything. As long as it has JR logo.
My long stop in Tokyo basically for visiting ONE PIECE Museum. My favourite japan animation. That’s all. But, it turned out I suddenly missed Shinjuku so bad. Compared to other places like Shibuya and Harajuku, Shinjuku is more alive. I like to stay there a bit longer cuz there are a lot of halal food option. In Tokyo we lived in Itabashi city, one stop away from Ikebukuro which known as the place for shopping. All of places my heart belongs to Shinjuku. No valid reason, it’s just the place feels alive.
One day left, we spent a night back in Osaka but in different neighbourhood. It was exactly 13 minutes away from Kyochera Osaka Dome.
Just in case you guys curious about my expenditures, here’s the list.
1. Airfare (SUB-ICN-KIX-SUB): around 550 AUD
2. Stay in Japan 8 days (Osaka-Tokyo-Osaka): around 980 AUD for 4 people. If you are single, devide it into 4.
3. Money cash for Korea prepare at least 300 AUD for 8 days; and Japan 400 for 8 days as well. It includes your transportation. If you’re big eater consider bring extra money. In total - prepare around 700 AUD / person
4. JR pass in Japan is around 370 AUD
5. Korean Visa : 45 AUD and Japan visa: 30 AUD. In total 75 AUD. PS: the application fee might be various, according where you apply it.
16 days travelling on budget, I only spent around 2000 AUD.
PS: It’s because I lived with my friend in Korea, so it might be more than that.
Enjoy! Next review is my itinerary to New Zealand. Yeayyy!
Bye
Surabaya, 6th February 2020.
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JIZZ for Jesus 1 minute 15 seconds/ short.
My being single was a topic that has worried my 85 year old father.
a treasure chest of anxiety who had anointed himself my dating guru.
Every week he comes up with a new line of advice.
The first was that I should go to church and find a nice guy.
Ah ok, but Church is centered around redemption themed activities.
What am I going to do- tell someone
"hey. I ah just saw the way you placed your lips to that chalice- and it got something going down here
He thought about it some more and came back with-
["Hey Jo! You know what?"
That's the way my dad always speaks, in a tenor most people reserve for an extreme emergency, like a school evacuation.
"These guys are no good.
Nah. Not like how they used to be.
So you fuck 'em Jo. Take what you need and get outta there. Don't be a whore but just get what you need."
Okay dad. Very different types of advice but thank you.
So I figured out a way to combine the two bits of information. It's a little program I like to call Jizz For Jesus.
Just vats of cum in my face in the name of our lord and savior.
Just trying to be a good daughter. ]
Then he goes " HEY Jo"
That tone means he doesn't want my mom to hear.
What Dad.
"Are you a lesbian?"
No Dad.
"ok well I want you to know it's ok."
thanks.
"well.... do you know what they do?"
who?
"The LESBIANS!!! how do they do it"
Dad. We're done here.
ST HORROR
Catholic interior design is amazingly bold.
Where else would you be able to get away
With that focal point?
Imagine walking into the grocery store to get some ice cream
And you saw a statue of someone over the cereal aisle
life size
Just bleeding.
Then another one by the ice cream
Smiling while a gentle breeze rolls
Through his luscious locks
And sun illuminates down upon him.
And everyone else was like oh yeah.
That’s our good buddy Ralph.
He helped to make this place.
No worries just keep hoping for a good life and
Get all your groceries into a cart.
Or just rolling up to your first soccer game
And over the goal net
there’s a photo of your neighbor,
Mr. Gershon who served in Vietnam
And passed away last year.
Just bleeding profusely.
And everyone’s just like oh yeah.
He sacrificed for us.
No worries here’s an orange slice ad some high c fruit punch.
It’s just how you avoid hell.
Did you bring in money for team photo?
And how’s your fundraising going for the new jerseys.
FIREY PITS
The whole concept of hell gets so left behind.
It becomes this thought in the back of your mind,
To Avoid the fiery pit.
Really the church needs a revamp.
Instead of a fiery pit just start telling people
They will get zero likes on their posts
If they don’t comply.
Watch pews fill up.
GOOD TO KNOW the Bible
Dad the only person who invited in Jehovahs they multiplied.
The he…
Years later they still came to visit him so we had to do what I like to call reverse bible chats.
It always starts with a lead in question
“Do you know…” and they insert a bible verse.
It’s a trap like when your friend asks you if you know someone else-
Either they talked shit about you or you are going to hear shit talked about them.
But when it’s bible rhetoric it’s so easy to just listen
And hit them with
Dueternonmy
Or
Corninthians and just put in random numbers.
Then conclude with your own opinion.
And they walk away.
OFFERING OTHER SALVATION
Just so odd
What other types of salvation?
Some like weird cheese
Do it out
BIBLICAL HERO
Take a quiz to see what type of biblical hero you are
Moses
Mary Magdalene cuz she’s a hoe
How did they have hoes in the Bible?
I’d like to see a Moses parting the seas of peers who are holding back orgasms
And older ladies shaming for wearing too short skirts and saying well you asked for it,nder their breath
And he just bellows out
“Let my whores go”
Then they walk to a land where
they create amazing porn for ladies and general
healthcare that covers all forms of birthcontrol
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PORHN HUB THE WORLD
More than the bible, The answer is porn
if there were as many categories on porn hub
As there were ideas for world peace and conservation
We’d be all set.
LADIES NIGHT
We need more categories for porn by ladies.
Just liven it up make it more representative.
Less filthy next door neighbor taking big dicks
Reading a book and getting your nips tweaked
Getting your ass eaten while watching cute animals lick their faces
Finishing a craft while on top - look how cute his eyes are, and then you just go to outer space
Eating lasagna while anything
LADIES ARE MORE DANGEROUS
More outlets for female intelignece and for ladies to cum.
That combo creates a burtito cloud of peace with melted cheese around the female psyche.
This is essential.
Ask any dude who is pissed off a crazy eyes girl.
Who was just one two many break ups deep.
There are absoultely crazy guys
But they more start a ned narrative that didn’t happen
Or if something was wrong they just avoid and deny.
Pretty Much All Ladies will say-
Ok let me find your birth record,
Then trail onto you best friend from preschool
Take a flight to New Orleans- get a witch
Dig up a dead body and procure the two pinky fingers as payment
Rally up anyone else who hates you
Put their soul in a doll, send it to your house
Then around 10pm give you 3 hearts on insta to hide the evidence.
That’s day one.
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STORY- ME
*
( How sexual repression makes you into a vengeful person)
FOR REAL REVENGE.
Girls who are all about the revenge you generally can find zero social media presence on them
And they like to do control based things
The girl in your office
Keep talking about going to sweet greens
Or paint night
They are the mid level managers of the world who Marshall over every event and
When you go out to dinner make sure that everyone is paying the exact amount
THE REAL REGINA GEORGRE
I have no idea why people are obsessed with teenager Regina Georges
Because the real assholes are
repressed, undersexed mothers with body image issues
Who feel as if their children have stolen their lives
BECUASE FAIR IS FAIR.
They begin to not even see it as revenge.
It’s just fairness.
Because they have been taught to be nice and they are seething.
COME A LONG WAY
We’ve come a long way sexuality from
Your aunt who has the solid Ronald mc Donald hair cut and a long short chino
With a polo shirt
To
[50k categories and several articles]
MONGOOSE.
VALIDATION STATION.
Repression in females comes from mis placed validation
The validation that seems promised from being nice and doing the right thing.
AND JEALOUSLY
AND WORRIED UR FMAILY WILL REJECT U FOR SPOILING THE GOODS
Jessica simpson?
Take most of the single males you know perhaps they are sad,
But they will general find a hobby, pussy, or both.
When the barrier to entry of pussy gets to expensive, psychotic, difficult or all three.
They will resort mc guyver like tendencies to find ingenuity.
Take most females who are single.
They will use the same ingenuity to gain validation from friends and family
Which includes carrier achievement and marriage.
When the Barriers to entry become challenging they become crazy.
THAT FRIEND.
If you have been single over twenty eight you have have 100 percent taken a turn
Into crazy town. Driven straight through then taken a right into county love town.
It looks so much more intense when it’s your friend doing it
There rare two options for yourself and that friend,
A) you’ll make it by having a life and randomly crying to ColdPlay
B) you will spend all your time trying to find someone like a person who has lost
A puppy.
MISPLACED.
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
This is so insane.
DOWRY
This starts with our parents,
you chose in your family but I like to blame my mother.
But my dad is to blame to b/c his standards are just wanting me minimally taken care of he’d be like
do you have a car?
A job?
Ok here’s 10k
Remember she likes cheese.
Bye baby remember to turn the lights off.
MOTHER SHAME.
JENNER WORLD
Pretty soon moms will be fighting over how many likes their daughter gets.
(Play on how moms compete for girls getting career + marriage)
end on marriage
The moms who are exactly the same as Kris Jenner
And there’s a lot
Except
Kris is a narcissist who pairs her daughter up with dudes that aren’t great.
Or at the every least doesn’t encourage them to leave.
Lots of moms are like this- they loose their daughter and their daughters
“Wins” a happy marriage.
The only difference is these girls wear bikinis instead of a nice tailored slack.
But who is the influencer of the influencers?
Do the equation and you will always come up Oprah.
Just do it out. Oprah.
And she doesn’t even have instagram.
And who is her influencer? Maya angelou?
So strong black women. Mostly BBW.
PRECIOUS MOMENTS
Maybe there’s an age where repression just starts settling in
And people look at the people in their family
Who came before them
As precious moments statues.
Ummm just a quick refresh your moms
Vagina was once a beatiuous place holder for jizz.
And grandma probably took a load
And not just to the laundry
Why do you think she carries all those werthers?
Just our old friend science.
****
JESUS INVENTED BROS
FEMALE VERSION OF BROS
PRODIGY KIDS
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