#incorrect house of black quotes

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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[yourgalgremlin]

Fleamont Potter who makes a plan the day he takes in Sirius Black as his own son in 1975.

Fleamont Potter who waits until James makes Regulus his son-in-law to make a heartwarming “father-of-both-grooms” speech at their wedding reception.

Fleamont Potter who leaves said wedding reception to go find Orion Black in his swanky members-only billiards hall—saying:

“Hello, my name is Fleamont Potter. You abused my kids, Sirius & Regulus. They’re fine now, but the same can’t be said for you.”

& then breaks Orion’s kneecap in with his own pool cue.

[The vision]

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[lilyofthevalleyys]

Sirius at an award show: First of all, I would like to thank Regulus, my brother, for telling me I wasn’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you Reg.

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[nubisecretplace]

Sirius: what is the most attractive thing about lily?

Regulus: physically?…her boyfriend

Sirius: *spits out coffee*

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[starchaserandsunseeker]

James, at some point : You speak FRENCH ?? Say something !!!

Regulus : Tu es l'homme le plus beau du monde, mon amour. (You're the most beautiful man in the world, my love.)

James : What does it mean ?

Regulus : It means don't give me orders you fucking bastard

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I've just... murdered a guy!

Natasha: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

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[garlicbreadfanatic]

Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.

James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-

*door is slammed in his face*

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[theprongspotter]

Regulus: You’re a failure.

Sirius: Yeah, but unlike you, I’m okay with that.

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c: @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

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[number1abbasupporter]

Lily: having trouble figuring out who knows Sirius the best huh?

James: it’s me!

Remus: it’s me!

Peter: it’s me!

Regulus:

Regulus: it’s probably not me

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[that-bitch-kat3]

(marauders as shit my friends have said part 17)

sirius: and for my last trick i will turn into a disappointment!

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[marauderstars]

Walburga: If you don’t do as we say you’ll be asked to leave this house.

Sirius: Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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[yourgalgremlin]

🖕🏽JKR, these bítches gay

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[lilyofthevalleyys]

*Sirius fucks something up*

Regulus: Now why would you do that???

Remus: Well, he’s not the brightest star in the sky

Regulus:

Sirius:

Sirius: Did

Sirius: Did you just-

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[nubisecretplace]

Remus: We all have our demons.

James, grabbing regulus: This one’s mine!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint, about a mission plan: Questions?

Y/N: Yes, ummm, are you nuts?! I don't wanna die!

Natasha: I say it's worth a shot.

Y/N: Yes I agree. Let's do it.

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[sylviaplathenthusiast]

sirius, on a tangent: i'm just overreacting

regulus: if its any consolation overreacting is my second favourite kind of reacting

sirius: first one being no reaction at all?

regulus: precisely

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