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#incorrect quotes generator by scatterpatter
qsmpincorrect · 3 days
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Phil: Rules were made to be broken.
Cucurucho: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Lullah: Uh, piñatas.
Tubbo: Glow sticks.
Chayanne: Karate boards.
Fit: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Phil: Rules.
Cucurucho: ...
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hex-wittebane · 10 months
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[Penstagram chat] RULERZREACHF4N: A theif. Hello_willow: Thief? RULERZREACHF4N: Theif. Hello_willow: I before E, except after C. RULERZREACHF4N: THceif. Hello_willow: No.
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theclassclone · 8 months
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JFK: WHAT'S YOUR, UH, TYPE?
Ponce: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.
JFK, desperately, as Ponce bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!!
Ponce: Oh! B positive.
JFK: DON'T TRY TO, ER, CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE, PONCEY!!!
Ponce:
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drstrangefictions · 1 year
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Loki: I'm an idiot.
Frigg:
Kid!Loki:
Classic Loki:
Boastful Loki:
Alligator Loki:
Sylvie:
Loki:
Frigg: If you're waiting for us to disagree this is going to be a long day.
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Charlette: So, what do you do? Gyro: I now work in genetic research and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers. Charlette: Oh, wow! That's impressive! Gyro: Then I'll move onto Leos. Charlette:
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emilyrox · 3 months
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Charlie: Just be yourself.
Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Angel Dust: Couple weeks.
Husk: Six months.
Alastor: Jury’s still out.
Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?
Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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letsquestjess · 3 months
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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.
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abovethefoldd · 2 months
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Jack: *accidentally hits Davey in the face*
Jack: *trying to decide between ‘im fucking sorry’ and ‘are you okay’*
Jack: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Davey: What’s wrong with you?!
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Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
Will: You’re like 15 years old
Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
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blinkinbrothershark · 2 months
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Jack, with all the newsies sitting in a circle around him: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Smalls: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Jack, in genuine awe: Outstanding.
Jack: This is what I’m talking about people.
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sanshinexx · 1 year
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Prequel to this disaster
aka more incorrect quotes with the bois because i cannot be stopped
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qsmpincorrect · 3 days
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Bad: *trying to fill out legal paperwork* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Dapper: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Leo: I personally was created in a lab.
Richarlyson: I just straight up spawned lol.
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hex-wittebane · 1 year
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Willow, trying to be romantic: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Hunter: Three words. Willow:
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theclassclone · 8 months
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Gandhi: Can you keep a secret?
Joan: Do you know anything about my life?
Gandhi: No, I do not. Good point.
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drstrangefictions · 1 year
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Loki: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Frigg: it means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Loki: But what's the first worst thing? Frigg: Loki, they...they weren't always orphans. Loki:
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ducktales-lucktales · 2 years
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Daisy: How many kids do you have?
Donald: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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