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infjpaladin · 1 year

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Relatable 😅🤣

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captainiwasntreadyforconcrete · 2 years

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Sometimes I find myself listening to classical music driving 70 down the highway screeching the high notes while holding an open mug of black coffee

And this would normal if I were a 40 year old music teacher

But I am a 20-odd biologist

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fatimazainab · 4 months

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Edgar Allan Poe // Evan Knoll

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the-all-seeing-l · 2 years

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Whenever someone asks me how I'm feeling, how old I am or what I like to do in my free time, I feel like an alien who took over some random human's body and now has to prove that they are, in fact, that human.

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introvert-moments · 9 months

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Introvert Moment #119

The main reason I am so nice is because people leave me alone faster when the socializing is smooth

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ducky25 · 1 year

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#funny #humor #meme #overthinker #infj #you thought

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classic-entp · 7 months

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Classic-ENTP #42

Any Ixxx Type: That's my new friend!

ExxP: ???????????????I thought you had social anxiety???????????????

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justmychampagneproblems · 1 year

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#infj mbti #infj empath #infj girl #infj #infj personality #infj stuff #infj struggles #mbti #mbti types #mbti things #mbti humor

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a-dazzling-wallflower · 2 years

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#aesthetic #quotes #romantic academia #relatable quotes #writing #writblr #introvert #infj aesthetic #so sassy #badbitch #cool quotes #tumblr aesthetic #tumblr blog #tumblr quotes #college memes #college humor #college life #fake friends

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nitwitthegrey · 1 year

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*ENTP & INFJ accidentally end up under mistletoe*

ENTP: *knowing look*

INFJ: "Who would put this here? I can't believe anyone would still be upholding this stupid tradition. It's demeaning."

ENTP: "Couldn't agree more."

INFJ: ...

ENTP: "Let's kiss tho"

INFJ: "Yeah okay."

#entp #infj #mistletoe #holidays #tradition #mbti #mbti humor #mbti romance #entp x infj #debater #advocate #relationships

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infjpaladin · 2 years

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Got it from INFJ Refuge on Facebook 😅🤣

#infj #mbti #myers briggs #infj the paladin #infjmemes #infj things #infj thoughts #infj men #infj man #infj struggles #light side #dark side #save humanity #f@king idiots #infj humor

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captainiwasntreadyforconcrete · 2 years

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To the people who say to combat the fear of public speaking by picturing everyone naked:

WALKING INTO A ROOM OF NAKED PEOPLE IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY WORST NIGHTMARES

HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER?!????

I would rather do public speaking

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fatimazainab · 4 months

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If I loved you less, I might be able to talk.

Jane Austen, Emma

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doesanyonehaveasparelightsaber · 1 year

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MBTI Community: INFJs are lovely beings, truly a celestial body incarnate. They are so perceptive and can look into your soul with their piercing gaze! But they are so sensitive and secretive, if only we could get this closed book to open *dramatic sigh*.

The entire INFJ community : *side-eyes Hitler*

#mbti #mbti humor #mbti personality types #mbti stuff #mbti infj #infj life #infj memes #infj stuff #infj man #infj woman #infj aesthetic #mbti memes #mbti types

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introvert-moments · 6 months

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Introvert Moment #120

Having a parallel play hangout where you each have your own video games and occasionally exclaim to one another when something cool happens

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deviliciousdev · 2 years

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mbti✨ The Debater vs. Illness 🤧🤒

entp (the debater)

x

infj (the advocate)

couple

ft. intj (the architect)

doctor

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[ entp bundled up in coats, scarves, and winter hats; face pale and eyes blood shot. sitting shivering in their office]

[infj (who is a nurse) enter's]

infj: entp, you've been sweating in here all day... are you drinking fluids?

entp: yes. *pulls out a rocks glass full of whiskey 🥃 and points*

infj: ok, no. you need to drink water!*sets a cup of ice water on desk*

entp: usually i take mine neat, but i will make an exception, in the name of health. *takes ice cube out of water and puts it in whiskey*

infj: *like they're talking to a stubborn child* ok, you need take off those layers, rehydrate, and to go to the doctor.

entp: thank you for your concern. now please turn the thermostat up to 90(F) and leave me alone.

infj: *crosses arms* entp, this isn't safe.

entp: i am a fully grown human adult. i have had a cold before. therefore, i need no help! *stands up* so, if you don't min- *passes out taking chair with them*

infj: *unfazed* yep, that seems about right.

[later, in the exam room at the hospital infj works at]

entp: i would once again like to object to being brought here against my will. *handing infj their finished hospital form*

infj: entp! you redacted (blacked out) all the information!?

entp: i answered some of it.

infj: for date of birth you just wrote, springtime...

entp: which is true!

infj: *again with a voice like talking to a stubborn child* everything you write down is confidential, we need you to give real answers on the form.

entp: *gruff groan like a small bear* mmf fine.

infj: ok, *starts filling out form for entp* how many drinks of alcohol do you consume per week?

entp: one.

infj: *surprised tone* that's it only one drink?

entp: one shelf.

infj: *disappointed but not surprised expression*

infj: do you exercise?

entp: yes. wood working and love making. *winks at infj*

infj: *rolls eyes and writes on chart*

infj: do you have any mental illness in the family?

entp: *nods* i have an uncle who's a flat-earther.

infj: any allergies?

entp: cowardice and weak willed people. oh, and hazelnuts.

infj: sexual history? *looks up with just their eyes from clip board*

entp: epic, and private *small smirk*

[intj doctor comes in, with no greetings or small talk and begins putting on gloves]

infj: entp, this is Dr.Intj. they're going to evaluate you.

entp: before you begin, some ground rules. first i need you to explain everything you are going to do before you do it. so i can determine whether i will allow you to- uargh! *intj sticks tongue depressor in entp's mouth*

entp: *intj removes tongue depressor* uggh. balsa-wood? you could at least used mahogany.

[has entp lay down and check for abdominal pain]

intj: *presses on left side of abdomen*

entp: *child-like giggle from being ticklish*

intj: *presses on right side of abdomen*

entp: *child-like giggle*

[intj gets entp sat up and starts writing on prescription pad]

intj: you have strep throat. writing you a prescription for penicillin.

infj: your other test results will be ready in 20 mins. your cholesterol, your-

entp: not interested. *stands up and takes prescription from intj doctor* [cheerful voice] good day. *leaves*

intj: wow.

infj: yeah, sorry about them, they-

intj: i wish all my patients were like that. *walks out*

infj: *camera looks* 😐

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