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chewythecorgan · 2 years

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Me after I eat an entire block of cheese in one sitting (I lack toes)

#its a meme batman #chewyspeaks #funny

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cryptar · 1 year

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au where ALL the batkids inherit bruces adopting problem, but it's for kids that remind them of themselves

When a hyper-intelligent juvenile figures out his identity and starts following him around on patrol the only thing Tim can think is that this is karma

Steph sees any spunky kid with a villain parent and a hunger for justice and goes 'mine.'

An angry, bitter kid shows up at the police station and Dick immediately starts teaching them how to juggle

Jason reiterates to himself that he's not anything like bruce while collecting crime alley kids like pokemon cards

The little redheaded techie from Barbaras workplace accidently calls her mom and she nearly cries

When a mute youth with a truly horrible father needs a place to call home, Cass doesn't hesitate when inviting them into hers.

it only makes sense for Duke to take the new meta-vigilante under his wing, right? right??

Damian doesn't realise he's mentally adopted the small, scruffy assassin sent after him until he's reading them a bedtime story.

none of them tell eachother until there's a family reunion and then it's just

#alfred thinks its funny and bruce is so smug #alfreds alive btw that man will outlive all of us #batman #batfam #batkids #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #stephanie brown #dick grayson #damian wayne #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #ill legit make fankid ocs for this au istg i love it #edit: im glad people are enjoying the spiderman meme #i worked hard on that >:]#prompt #cryptic ramblings

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codenamed-queenie · 1 year

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Batman: Jason, do you think I'm a bad father?

Robin:

Robin: I'm Tim.

#batfam #batdad #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #robin #meme #its been done #but still makes me laugh

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tiredandwireds-blog · 2 months

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I am beginning to see a pattern

#zuko #atla #damian wayne #hunter toh #toh #batman #memes #my memes #no bc im so tired its not even funny #every time i go to make a meme i get so excited and giggly and #by the end i have spent 30 mins just trying to seach for a template #like what more do you want from me #also im supposed to get up early tomorrow whats wrong with me #im going to sleep

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radicalrobotz · 2 years

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i love them btw

#batman the brave and the bold #batman brave and the bold #booster gold #blue beetle #skeets #michael jon carter #ted kord #boostle #I GUESS that is hwat live reaction usually implies #if i had a nickel for every time i edited a superheros silly little pal into the live slug reaction meme i would have 2 nickels #which isnt a lot but of course its happened twice i only have 5 jokes max

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vala-dreams · 2 years

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Dp x dc au in which Batman thinks that Danny is Damien's dead twin.

Inspired by that one tumblr post I saw a long ass time ago and can't find anymore about Danny and Damien looking exactly alike but having no relation to each other. In that post one of op's reasons for Danny and Damien looking alike is that there's supposedly seven people in the world who look exactly like you.

Idk bout how accurate that is but imma pick it up and run a marathon anyway.

So, let's just say that Danny's having a particularly rough day, he had to turn in several assignments, most of which he did the night before, had teachers throw pop quizzes at him like everyone throws insults at me and it's overall a very shitty day.

He's tired, he's grouchy, and he can barely lift his head from sheer exhaustion.

Enter a random ghost terrorizing people. Any ghost.

And so Mr. Daniel the-ancients-hate-me Fenton has to take care of it. And he fucks it up and the ghost gets away. Already sleep deprived as he is, he stays up another few nights scouring Amity just to find this ghost.

Needless to say, he doesn't find it.

Eventually, he concludes that the ghost most likely went back to the ghost zone.

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Unbeknownst to Danny, that ghost just made it's way into Gotham, terrorizing citizens while the resident Bats and Birds aren't able to do anything about it. Apparently normal weaponry just goes through ghosts. Huh.

Batman is not having a good day.

The day gets worse when ANOTHER ghost who looks exactly like Damien comes along and takes care of the situation.

Bruce concludes that Damien had a twin he never told him about/ didn't know about who was experimented on/killed by the league. And now Damien's twin, his son, has returned as a ghost.

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Meanwhile Danny just saw the news about ghosts in gotham on the internet and dragged his sleep deprived ass all the way there to soup it.

Why is there a bat furry calling him son and trying to get him to "move on".

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tastycitrus · 5 months

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David Cain: This is my daughter, who I spent years raising under meticulously abusive circumstances in order to make her the perfect assassin.

Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne:

#batgirl #bruce wayne #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #david cain #is there even a point in tagging mr. david cain like is there ANYONE who actually looks for david cain stuff #anyway i know this meme is old but i thought of it and it made me laugh so here you go #actually what i thought of first was this between bruce and babs except it goes both ways #pre-flashpoint it's bruce going “OUR protege” at babs while new 52 it's babs going “OUR protege” at bruce #i was going to say child/daughter but that just makes me think of batman the animated series and its questionable choices and uh. no thanks

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birdsbats-madness · 2 months

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these cass panels (heart eyes)

#me when my girl is going through a mental breakdown and there's cool art 😍#me reading about her having a mental breakdown 😥#(i know its a traumatic flashback but. for the meme or something)#black bat #batgirl #cassandra cain #dc comics #batman wayne family adventures #bwfa #my post

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jasonpetertoddx · 3 months

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i NEED bruce wayne and the entire batfamily to watch the lego batman movie together

#its such a meme #i'm 25 yrs old #yes #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #i want to see jasons reaction to it #i need this

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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" but it's not a permanent solution and --" just say you want to committ homicide! Grow up.

#last part is a joke btw #but some of you are really annoying with your perspective of justice and who exactly deserves what #i don't understand why we have to de complexify this extremely nuanced shade in Bruce’s character #when it plays such a crucial role in what makes him interesting and compelling. his hatred of murder is precisely what sets him apart from #your regular descenetized male hero with no proper character structure #bruce is a puzzle. NOT a story #and his mercy system being ineffective- they're comic book characters. thats the whole point?#bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #SOME of you. i dont wanna name names. gets really annoying abt this argument #people who reserve Batman Who Kills for fruly interesting and/or self indulgent reasons and dont bother anyone else: is it me??#no. jason stans; is it ME?#...its not the others. shrug #memes

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chewythecorgan · 2 years

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I hope one of these days kids on the internet with have no clue what a Homestuck is, and think that it's some sort of old unanimous internet meme we all agreed on.

#chewyspeaks #homestuck #its a meme batman

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sigmalaussene · 11 months

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