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archaeval · 1 year
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(I'm on hiatus shh I'm so totally not here) Jim Lake Jr. is not... fantastic with kids. At least, not the really little ones. But he tries. And sometimes, it leads to a lot of fun! Jane is one such kid that he likes to think he gets along with well. Hopefully, that is, seeing as how he's holding out a paper towel tube for her, with one of his own in his other hand. "Come on, Jane! We have some monsters to battle!" He points to an obstacle course of cardboard cutouts. They're so going down.
unprompted ;
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JANE WEARS HER KNIGHT'S-HELM SWEATSHIRT, which isn't as comfortable as her onesie but far easier to wear when running around in the California spring. And while she doesn't know if she's skilled in the art of paper-tube-sword-fighting, there's no time to waste. There are real physical cardboard monsters in front of her, and a brave knight never shirks their duty of defending the world from evil.
She takes the offered weapon from Jim's hand with a glowing smile. "Onward, Sir Jim!" she proclaims, and bends her knees, ready to rush in on his signal and take down the enemy.
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illusionconnect · 1 year
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Jane Abilities & Brief Info
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inthedarktrees · 3 months
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A Girl’s Own Story (1984) | dir. Jane Campion
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gwydpolls · 5 months
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Lucian's Library 2
Feel free to suggest never written books you wish you could read.
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invisible-pink-toast · 6 months
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Top 20 Romantic/Comedies where the girls should’ve ended up together
20. Mean Girls - Janis and Cady
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19. The Breakfast Club - Allison and Claire
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18. Bring It On - Missy and Torrance
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17. Whip It - Pash and Bliss
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(if Bliss comes out as trans after the film like Elliot Page did, then these two will still be one badass queer couple!)
16. The Wedding Planner - Mary and Fran
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15. Pitch Perfect - Beca and Chloe
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(would probably be higher up on the list if i wasn’t bitter)
14. Princess Protection Program - Rosalinda and Carter
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13. Clueless - Cher, Tai and Dionne
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12. Legally Blonde - Vivian and Elle
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11. Frances Ha - Sophie and Frances
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10. Stuck in the Suburbs - Brittany and Natasha
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9. John Tucker Must Die - Carrie, Beth, Heather and Kate
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8. Ocean’s 8 - Debbie and Lou
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7. Calamity Jane - Katie and Calamity
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6. Bring It On: All or Nothing - Britney and Camille
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5. Ice Princess - Casey and Gen 
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4. She’s the Man - Viola and Olivia
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3. Almost Adults - Mackenzie and Cassie
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2. Miss Congeniality - Cheryl and Gracie
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1. Bend it like Beckham - Jess and Jules
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missjashin · 1 year
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Steve and Eddie having to drive the kids somewhere and since there’s nine of them in total, ten if Robin is tagging along, they have to take two cars so obviously the ones with actual licenses have to drive. And Eddie is immediately like “I’ll take the boys, you can take the girls” but starts to doubt his decision right away because uhm why does Steve seem so happy about that?
Eddie really thinks it would be easier this way. I mean he knows most the boys little better and. They’re all guys? Nerdy guys too. He can handle them. Steve can try to deal with the girls. Like Robin is a force to be reckoned with and he has to have Max AND Erica in the car with him as well ? With the addition of a girl with actual super powers? Yeah sure Eddie is the one who’s gonna have it easy…
Or so he thinks. He just forgot to take into account the fact that the girls? They all get along just fine. Meanwhile the boys? Sure they are best friends but they can have a debate over EVERYTHING. And they will too.
This would be most hilarious comedy scene honestly. Showing Steve and the girls in the car. The music is nice and everything is calm and they’re all smiling and having fun. Switching to Eddie and the boys and it’s all heavy metal and screaming and rage and something might be on fire too- and cut back to Steve and girls and they’re just happily singing along their pop tunes.
Eddie is gonna need a vacation after this car trip.
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burningvelvet · 7 months
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so anyway i had to make this venn diagram after finishing jane eyre last night
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fujoshirealness · 6 days
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they are like the yuri on ice of drag race
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derpyavocado · 9 days
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now what if i said top 3 of rpdr s16….
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gives off we bare bear vibes, what then? 🐻‍❄️🐻🐼
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• plane as ice bear cause they’re both russian and are the youngest out of their trios
• sapphira as grizz cause they’re both outgoing, friendly, and are the oldest out of their trios
• nymphia as panda cause they’re both asian, they tend to worry a lot, and are both a little awkward yet very lovable
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reineydraws · 1 year
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i have a soft spot for fics where billy sort of ends up adopting el and will alongside max. like, these are the kids that get dibs for rides in the camaro haha.
also im unfortunately not participating bc prev commitments but #harringrove for turkey is happening right now if yall want to donate to the earthquake relief funds for turkey & syria and get some art/fic back from harringrove fans! :) check out the tag if you're interested!!
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lifeless--cold · 7 months
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laura dodging trashcan thursday!
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archaeval · 1 year
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Tim has brought Jane a book of very nice, glittery 3-D stickers, in a variety of shapes and themes, from bugs to flowers to ducks, and a new, very lovely crown, befitting royalty.
"Happy birthday, Janey! I love you!"
belated baby birthday time!
She looks at the stickers with eyes as wide as dinner plates, trying to look at them all at once and running her hands over the shapes. In the end, she affixes the crown to her head and leaps up into Tim's arms, shouting, "Thank you, thank you, thank you thank you!" Her sticker album will be full in a week.
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illusionconnect · 1 year
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Jane- Arcadia (Default)
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I’m very serious when I say that never in the past centuries of Beauty and The Beast getting retold and rebranded over and over and OVER again, has so much originality and GUTS and depth as Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth as a romance arc. And I fear it will take years for me to find a much better version(s) than them.
I’m a longtime BaTB enjoyer. And this argument includes my favorite classic Jane Eyre and Hades and Persephone myth, Howls’ moving Castle (and Goblin!)
Like really, WHOSE doing like Jaime and Brienne?! Who has the guts making both of the leads of the arc simultaneously the beauty AND the beast? And instead of them ‘trapped’ in a cursed castle or them ‘break’ the curse by ‘true love’, they’re trapped in the societal norm and GENDER norms and oath AND Knighthood and trapped by people they love deeply because they always been someone who loves MORE. The curse will be broken when they let themselves free from it by THEMSELVES after inspired EACHOTHER!!!
And having the woman canonically the ugly one with beautiful interior and the man is beautiful but ugly inside?! And both of them very complex individuals with so much depth and nuance…
and Brienne’s past with roses and Jaime getting called the Lion of Lannister… I love literature EXACTLY.
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sexynetra · 18 days
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Saw these photos and decided the world needed a Plane Jane skating fic… so here you go 😅
Read on Ao3
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 8 months
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Dirk: Consider the sperm whale and the squid. An ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. We know the whales eat the squids. We know the squids do not make it easy for them. We know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. How badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? Inside your gut?
Dirk: Consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. Consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.
Jane: This post is about lactose intolerance, I can smell it.
Jake: Can you two please leave my bathroom?
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