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damiduck · 30 days
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Damian, handing Bruce a piece of paper with a very neat calendar on it: father, I will be taking a step back from my participation in our nightly patrols. I have carefully considered factors such as, but not limited to, school tests, most likely days for breakouts and when other people will be available. Here is my schedule.
Bruce: any particular reason you are stepping back from Robin?
Damian: I have reached an acceptable age and am by far mature enough, so I will be participating in Ramadan this year, father. Afterwards I will pick my duties up as normal, but with changed sleeping and eating patterns, this is the most logical step for now.
Bruce, who grew up with a jewish mother and christian father who were intent to raise him on some weird mix of the two, then a second father who was atheist, proceeded to lose his entire way in any form of religion due to losing himself in his teen years, took in Jewish boy, then a catholic one with religious trauma, then an atheist one who had no idea how to even approach the idea of religion, followed up by a pagan girl and already making seven different mental lists of things he will need to research, how to add aspects of Islam into their weird family holidays and trying desperately to show his support for his son: ....hnn
Damian: thank you father
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soranker · 7 months
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some guy i saw at the funky bar...........
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thirstywaffles · 1 month
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When your crush finally loves you back
[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe. He's standing with his arms spread slightly at his sides, palms up. He's smirking and his eyes glint red. There's a large caption across his body that says "i am no longer mentally ill". /end ID]
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pigdemonart · 1 year
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Theres just some stuff you’re more comfortable telling your friends about than your own family ya know 👀 some stuff is-a private!
Anyways, finally drew my sweet Daisy. Also finally colored a comic. And i can’t wait to never do that again fjfnfnf
Like my art? Please consider tipping!
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buckleysevan · 6 months
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S01E02 ‘Deep Throat’
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zephyrine-gale · 2 years
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scaramouche | wanderer drip marketing
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vroomvroomwee · 5 months
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The face of someone experiencing sexual attraction for the first time
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sophfandoms53 · 3 months
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IS HE RECORDING A FUCKING TIKTOK DANCE LMFAOO
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I cannot wait for Shadow to beat his ass and make him question absolutely everything😭
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ramonapest · 5 months
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Pressure is, it's kind of my thing
@d20exchange gift for @doodlididi!
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clownsuu · 7 months
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What does a clown do when someone steals his identity?
…The ‘clownsuu’s.
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LMAOO HEHEH this gave a big ol giggle, thank u my guy, take some random ass doodles I was able to scrub up—
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Not a new character (a old one in fact- some of y’all may actually remember xem) but I had a undying (pun not intended) urge to draw my lil vampire goober as a muppet (and xem xemselves-)
for newer gamers, this is Xi! Xey go by xe/xem/xeir (xey don’t mind they/them, but prefers xe/xem)
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rileyclaw · 1 year
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the first and last time he falls asleep first during emerald trio basement time
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help
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lightasthesun · 4 months
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art by Chris Trevas/// Mhairi McFarlane, You Had Me At Hello/Holding On by Shane/ Lang Leaf, Twin Flames/ first eye drawing by Alice X. Zhang/ second eye close up art by Tony Pro/ The Song of Achilles/ to speak of precious evenings by littlekaracan/ battlefront ll stills/ Hamilton the Musical, who lives, who dies, who tells your story/mark z. danielewski, house of leaves/ 5000 letters/ Bastille, the Anchor/ fyodor dostoyevsky, the brothers karamazov/ Kote Darasuum/ Vode An/ street art/ The Arcadian Wind, envy green/ Margaret Atwood, There are better ways of doing this/ Power Politics Emily Dickinson, In this short life that only lasts an hour/ Maggie Smith, First Fall/ Carl Friedrich Lessing, "The Hermit" (art) + November by Margaret Atwood/ Brandon Sanderson, The Final Empire/ The Bad Batch s2EP03 screenshot of Cody/ Alan Stephan Foster, "The Fall" (art) + poem by @erdarieldraws
a gift for my codywan besties cilly, tea, kasey, aixa and lauren🫶
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omitea · 2 months
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𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐀’𝐒
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“angel, ‘m sorry,” satoru mumbled as his face was being stuffed with the warm meal you prepared for the both of you. you only glared at him and took a bite yourself— humming in delight.
satoru swallowed and his eyebrows furrowed, “hello?,” he scoffed. but you could only hum as you stared at your food. “i told you im sorry, okay?” he sighed. “i didn’t mean to-,” he swallows before continuing.
“i didn’t mean to eat your last batch of cookies…”
“…..”
“and finish that corny telenovela you like to watch,” he mumbled and stood up from his seat to place the dirty dishes in the sink. one thing you learned about being in a relationship with gojo satoru, is to never leave something out for him to see. “you ate all of them, ‘toru.” you glared, “and we always watch the new episodes together.”
he turned to you with a hand on his hip. why was he always so sassy. “the cookies weren’t that good,” he clicked his tongue. which only caused you to furrow your brows. you opened your mouth to speak, but he beat you to it. “and the ending was shit anyways.”
silence. if a pin were to drop, it’d most likely sound like a heavy metal bottle instead. “what?”
“yeah, monica just ended up with juan,” he said casually as he scratched the back of his head. you were furious. this man only knows how to get on your nerves and so much more. how is that even possible.
“satoru, did you just spoil me right now?,” you groaned. “what the fuck?”. the look in his eyes was nothing more than the one of pure panic and he quickly scurries, making his way to lock himself in the bedroom. leaving you alone with a big spoiler and crumbs of a whole batch of cookies.
good luck on trying to get him to come out now.
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©𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐀. please refrain from stealing my works !
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buckleysevan · 8 months
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | 4.20 'Small Potatoes' / 5.10 'Chinga'
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sylvies-chen · 1 year
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ted lasso is actually a fucking fever dream of a show because like. ted mentions the legend of the red string of fate and soulmates. he uses this to get the team to tie their dicks together during a practice using red string. it goes horribly. nate asks a girl out and has a nice and normal time. keeley’s girlfriend is too nice to her and nobody knows what to make of it. trent came out of nowhere practically manic and foaming at the mouth with pro-richmond enthusiasm at the end of the episode for… reasons unknown??? sam’s restaurant gets trashed because he tweets at a white woman politician, which breaks his spirit temporarily and makes you want to cry uncontrollably. the gang comes to his side to help him and we learn bumbercatch is an neon sign afficionado. oh also will the kit man is cosplaying as coach beard and roy is allergic to metal whistles. this show just gives you fucking whiplash from the switches between serious and sweet and funny and it’s absolutely unhinged.
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