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#love is dumb
mayhapsyourmom · 1 year
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Crushes are the absolute W O R S T
Oh ha ha ha here’s a human I’m greatly interested in but all I can manage to do is be nervous and awkward
BUT I CAN FLIRT WITH FRIENDS LIKE NO ONES FUCKING BUSINESS
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iwroteitallforyou · 2 years
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Puzzle Pieces
sometimes i lie and bed and think about
what your hands felt like
on my waist
just before i fell asleep
how you would grab my hips
and whisper in my ear
about how they were
your favorite part of me
i think about how we fit together
like puzzle pieces
or how your hand fit so smoothly
into mine
but
just because the pieces fit
did not mean the picture
was right
our pieces may have fit
together as a perfect pair
but our pictures
were not the same
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brotato-chibs · 3 months
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Some Wanderer and Nahida interactions!! Some of them were inspired from the fanfics I read
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saintforan · 2 months
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I think this lil guy reminds him of someone
ignore how messy it is, its like 5 am here n i needed 2 get this out of my system
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radioroxx · 29 days
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this is kerdly 2 me. btw
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time-woods · 7 months
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yall what you do when you slip up and accidentally ask ur new roomie on a date
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creekfiend · 8 months
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if I am doing something somewhere in the house or yard that is not dog related (these are fake activities) Glimmer will come and try to entice me into a dog related activity to do instead, and if I ignore her, she will begin to do what I have come to think of as Dog Infomercials. she will go get a favorite toy and bring it to me and begin MELODRAMATICALLY playing with it by herself in a really exaggerated way, then she will periodically pause and look at me to see if I have noticed how much FUN she is having with WUBBA(TM) and how much fun I COULD BE having with WUBBA(TM) if only I would CALL THIS TOLL FREE NUMBER NOW 👀👀👀👀
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ineffable-bullshit · 7 months
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it is so beyond fucking funny to me that azirphale knew exactly what he was doing when he threatened to never speak to crowley again. because the world could end and yeah he'd be a little torn up, but never talking to aziraphale again?? well you should've said something earlier let me alter the fabric of the universe and stop fucking time so i can still listen to my husband talk about old books.
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blairtrabbit · 29 days
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manyrepulsivethoughts · 3 months
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sketch dump timeee
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ash-elizabeth-art · 3 months
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Would you still love me if I was a worm?🥺
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pesky--dust · 5 months
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the "diagnosis" Chilton gave Will during his trial was the one closest to the truth ("Will Graham has never been diagnosed. He won't allow anyone to test him. He has carefully constructed a persona to hide his real nature from the world. He wears it so well, even Jack Crawford couldn't see past it. (...) There is not yet a name for whatever Will Graham is.")
unlike Alana Bloom or Jack Crawford, he saw what a manipulator Will was and that in front of them he played a poor, confused, wounded bird ("(...) A particularly-manipulative one at that. Poor, confused, wounded bird for Agent Crawford and Doctors Lecter and Bloom. And for me, well, I get the psychopath's triumvirate: charm, focus and ruthlessness. The charm, of course, being debateable.")
he believed Will that Hannibal may be the Chesapeake Ripper and said Jack Crawford: "Hannibal once served me tongue and made a joke about eating mine. It's hard not to at least consider it.". Jack ignored him. (I think Jack was already planning some large-scale action against Hannibal, but that's a topic for another post)
he called Dr Lecter "Hannibal the Cannibal"
he understood that Will Graham was alive because Hannibal Lecter liked him that way
criticized Jack for letting Will and Hannibal get closer to each other and then leaving Will alone ("You dangle Will Graham and now you cut bait. You are letting Hannibal have him hook, line and sinker.")
when Jack expressed hope that the relationship between Hannibal and Will was one of those friendships that ends after the disemboweling, Chilton told him: "I would argue, with these two, that's tantamount to flirtation. Will is going to lead you right to him." and let's be real, he was right.
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thespians-and-lesbians · 11 months
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me @ all my love interests:
(to the tune of anti hero by taylor swift)
It’s You (Fuck) You’re The Problem It’s You
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incredubious · 1 year
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way to give a man a heart attack...
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thatghostgal · 11 months
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thanks pikipedia
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I like how even when Arthur's life is literally being threatened, he's still being a brat about it. The all-powerful keeper of the unicorns tells him the rules to a test that could make or break his entire kingdom and he's all "What kind of a ridiculous test is that!?!? What does that prove" and then makes this face
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Like this is why people wanna kill you babe
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