#metal husbands

[1-800-crystalball]

Buff Sausage cooking, cleaning, chopping wood, taking care of Hermes = DILF alert

Hermes: Daddy, I can’t go to other daddy’s tonight cause he’s out with his boyfriend and his boyfriend’s boyfriend

#crystalball #mcyt #mcytblr #send asks #pixlriffs #mythical sausage #mythicalsausage #dangthatsalongname #smajor #smajor1995 #scott major #scott smajor #scosage #weather husbands #x #metal husbands #sheep husbands #assassin husbands #I NEED A NAME FOR ALL THREE OF THEM

[peakdeer]

Thievery, with a side of gay panic

Entityredacted and 1-800-crystalball have dragged me into shipping weather husbands. So I wrote whatever this is. Might make a long fic of it. Who knows? I certainly don't.

Pix swore under his breath as he raced around the corner. He was an archeologist, not some detective trying to catch the criminal and be a hero or some stupid shit like that. He was just trying to preserve the ruins for future generations, and this little heathen had decided to take some of the inlaid gems of one of the ruins he was trying to preserve. And now here he was, running through precarious ruins in the dead of night after this thief who really was doing a terrible job at running away. I mean, seriously, who goes to steal things with bright cyan hair, clothes that were colorful to the point they hurt your eyes, and covered in shiny trinkets that the criminal had likely stolen from some other poor soul? That was just asking to get caught. “You! HEY! Get back here, thief! THAT’S NOT YOURS!” The thief stopped. They literally stopped. They turned to look back and laughed. “Of course it’s not! It will be, though.” Then this little monster dared to stick his tongue out at him before turning and continuing to run, leaving Pix dumbfounded.

“YOU LITTLE-!” Pix yelled, running after the surprisingly agile thief. They may have been fast, but Pix knew the ruins like the back of his hand. He swerved suddenly, taking a shortcut that he knew would get him ahead. Darting through alleys and under overhangs, he made it to one of the outer entrances to the ruins. The thief- which, was probably a he, actually, now that he thought about it- was sauntering out, humming, the little barbarian, the pouch of gems dangling from his belt and a smug smile on his face.

Pix wasted no time tackling him to the ground, attempting to pin the man to the ground, and oh. He. He hadn’t expected the thief to be so cute. Wait, wait, no, focus Pix. The man was a thief, and he needed those gems back, and then the thief needed to go to prison. Or at least somewhere where he wouldn’t steal from ruins. I mean, honestly, that was just generally a terrible idea in general. That’s how you get yourself cursed.

“Well, shucks,” The man blinked. It was kind of mesmerizing to watch his eyes, a pretty green gem of an eye and a faintly glowing yellow eye that appeared to be pulsing and swirling. “I guess I’ve been caught. What a shame.” The thief, despite his words, didn’t actually appear to be afraid. He still had that smug smile, as if he knew exactly how he was going to get out of here with his new trinkets.

“Give. It. Back.” Pix snarled, snapping himself out of his thoughts. He didn’t have time for this nonsense and whatever sleep-deprived thoughts his brain was having. Because that’s what it was. Just sleep-deprived thoughts. Yes.

He was getting off track again, and he couldn’t help but notice the thief was not giving him the bag of gems like a nice little robber. But, really, what did he expect. “Well, I guess I’ve lost. And to such a pretty face.” The thief sighed, dramatically tossing his pretty cerulean hair, which shone slightly in the light of Pix’s headlight, and that wasn’t the point Pix. Pix emitted some entirely unhelpful sputtering, which was completely unrelated to the fact that this gorgeous man had just called him pretty. “You win, you beat me.” The thief grabbed the bag and reluctantly offered it to Pix, and, like a fool, Pix reached out to grab it.

CRACK. The thief delivered a fierce uppercut to Pix’s jaw, getting up and fleeing into the night with the bag of gems swinging from his hand. He was quickly out of sight, which was impressive for how bright he was. Pix cursed, not attempting to run after him. It was too late anyhow, he mused, rubbing his sore jaw.

Well. He should get to bed. It was pitch-dark except for the light of the moon and of his headlamp, well past a reasonable time to be awake. As he trudged off to bed, he had the hopeful distressing feeling that this would not be the last he saw of the thief. And he was very much not looking forward to meeting the thief again.

#empiresshipping #weather husbands #metal husbands #pixlriffs #scott smajor

[trannyposting]

You're Listening to

*pickle jar opens refreshingly*

102.3

*communist theme song*

TRANSFEM RADIO!

*meow*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT SAD FOLK MUSIC, METAL, AND HYPERPOP

*moaning and cartoon running sound effect simultaneously*

THIS ISN'T YOUR DEADNAME'S STATION

*Radioactive- Imagine Dragons starts playing*

#imagine dragons #trans memes #lgbtqia #transgender #transfem #transmasc #gender #queer #gay #nonbinary #transgirl #ineffable husbands #trans rights #gender euphoria #transisbeautiful #trannyposting #radio #heavy metal #metal #hyperpop #folk music #folk punk #sister wives sex strike #communism #anarchism

[katich-pigeon]

Ti amo

#metal gear solid #mgs #bbkaz #big boss #he commits a war crimes with his husband #kaz miller #date with kaz #happy 70x #war criminal yaoi

[everybodyshusband]

well... more commonly known metal sub-genre, at least :)

please reblog if you can for increased sample size, etc :)

#i'm curious!!!! #metal music #heavy metal #death metal #polls #husband rambles #metal subgenres #metal

[eggslamwich]

It’s May the 4th quick post GG

#my art #general grievous #star wars #hello metal husband #may the fourth be with you

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy laughingstock mawwiage but make it potc3 Flavor-

#theyre supposed to be holding hands but i couldnt draw it for the life of me so #half assed it is!!!! #or.... no assed it is!!! #in my mind this is a job gone Phenomenally wrong. like horribly wrong #the group is outnumbered and cornered and- #its fine in the end tho #and howdy & barnaby are left standing there like 'so we didnt die. looks like we're husbands now! lets go find some neat rings' #in the meantime wally and julie braid them rings out of grass & flowers #actually wait omg #imagining there's a spell that can freeze the flower rings so that they wont break/decompose #all of barnaby's normal metal rings and then there's one made of plants... of Life... OUUUGHHHHHHHH #< thats the sound of me dying so dramatically. im talking nimona-as-ambrosius level of dramatic death #scribble salad #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #wait omggggg #im imagining once theyre all safe and it sinks in that the Are Indeed Safe #everyone is like 'omg!!! we made it!!! hugging each other! wait wheres barnaby and howdy - ohhhhh theyre making out off to the side cool' #theyre just. laying in the grass smoochin the hell outta each other #yeah theyre both bleeding and bruised but who isnt! #and then they stay right there and take a nap <3 #and wake up w/ the rest of the neighborhood piled on/around them <3 #GODDDDDDDD FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL IM- #SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM AGH RAGH ASDHASJFCBALFNLD #sorry sorry. the insanity is kicking in #alsoooooo imagining them having that epic potc3 mid-battle kiss after barbosa - sorry - Sally pronounces them married

[kahootqueen69]

angsty timeskip!octogoblin my beloved

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#otto octavius #doc ock #norman osborn #green goblin #octogoblin #spiderman no way home #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #stuff i draw #goD that stupid SMILE in NWH singlehandedly did this #safe to say i'm a big fan of that 'that's my husband!!!' smile #also THOSE FUCKING METAL ARMS i can't draw them for shit so this will have to do #wanna draw more of them so let's hope&pray that i'll see it through despite the metal arms and that fuckin goblin suit bc good fucking lord #I FORGOT IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY WHAT A DAY TO POST THIS

[klauw22]

casual zenyatta 

#i know he smells like tea and hay #babygorl #metal husband #zenyatta #overwatch #fanart

[navybrat817]

Vacation with Bucky?

#navy's thirsty #sebastian stan #romanian menace #i love him your honor #my ❤️ and my 😻 #bucky barnes #metal arm husband #summer vibes #vacation #the rings #please sir #navy's muse inspiration #thirst with me #you know you wanna #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[suchawrathfullamb]

transcription of dolarhyde's ledger by waywardfannibal.wordpress

#saying will isn't handsome makes a LOT more sense now lol #francis wanted the lecter body #will was like oh go ahead try i dare you #nobody compares to me u bitch dragon #hannibal knew that that's why he told francis to toss the dragon to will #like hmm i wonder if the dragon would fuck me if it was in will #let's find out #the answer is yes #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hugh dancy #murder husbands #mads mikkelsen #hannibal lecter #hannibal meta #metal #francis dolarhyde #red dragon #fannibals

[1-800-crystalball]

The ideas I have for potential fics are these:

Scott and Pix have a rivalry because they see the other as stealing artifacts they were trying to take, however they don't know who does it, so Pix just hates someone he calls the thief and Scott hates someone he calls the historian, they interact with eachother without knowing this (someone commented this on the post I'll give them credit if I do make anything)

They run into eachother, Scott's trying to raid a pyramid and Pix is trying to preserve it, shenanigans ensue

One of them falls into a trap in an ancient dungeon and despite hating eachother, the other one has to save them and it gets gay

Ayo these are so cool!!!

I had an idea where (somehow) Scott got injured far away from Chromia and it just so happened that Pix was passing by (complete coincidence he wasn’t watching him to find out what part of history he was going to destroy next) and he took him back to his home to take care of him.

Scott wakes up, sees he’s in this little underground workshop lair thingymajig, sees Pix, and decides… he wants to stay for a few more days… or maybe a couple months.

The two don’t like each other, but Pix helping Scott boosted him up in Scott’s opinion. So now it’s sulky collector and constantly speaking through gritted teeth historian.

But a week goes past, Scott heals up, they bond a bit, and they both find they don’t particularly want Scott to leave.

And so every time Scott comes close to leave, Pix somehow finds an urgent emergency he needs to sort out in his den and he can’t do it with one set of hands.

But for the rest of the time, Pix is always slightly snappish to Scott. But he has, by some miracle, come to care for Scott.

Oh and they share a bed cause why not <3 it goes from Scott stealing the covers every time to extremely tentative cuddling

#crystalball #mcyt #mcytblr #i am not normal about them #scott major #scott smajor #smajor #smajor1995 #dangthatsalongname #Pixlriffs #x #weather husbands #metal husbands

[peakdeer]

I've caved

I’m writing a weather husbands + Sausage god we need a name for them soulmate fic, and I’m thinkin bout soulmate marks. I’m not sure about any of them, really, but I have a basic plan. Kind of.

For Pix and Scott, I was thinking the skull that Scott tried to collect on the left side of his chest or behind his left shoulder. I haven’t decided one for Pix and Sausage. For Scott I might do a buncha colorful flowers and nature-y things growing diagonally from his shoulder to his hip on his back for Sausage and maybe an emerald for Pix on the back on his neck? For Sausage I have a many colors and dyes splashed on his right shoulder for Scott, and I’m not sure about Pix except maybe something related to the grave or the allay Pix gave him? I love their interactions but their empires are so different that it’s hard to come up with a good soulmate mark.

Ideas?

#weather husbands #metal husbands #scosage #empiresshipping #mythicalsausage #pixlriffs #scott smajor #grayscale husbands

[starswimmingart]

tender moments

#that moment when you are gay and a fish creature and your metal husband is also gay and a fish creature #the selkie search #my art #dca #daycare attendant #sundrop #selkie au #reader x sun #sun #fnaf sb au #i havent drawn him in MONTHS pls be kind #it took like an hour to sketch his face how i wanted oops #worth it #also YN is sooo self indulgent #i will not apologize #like yeah thats just me #sue me

[affectionatealien]

@fifty2pickup obsessed with this imagery as well so I had to sit down and draw something for it... Truly causing havoc at the local carnival. But it's a fair price to pay for oversized plushie indulgence

#yes man #self ship #metal husband #toxee's art #put a baseball in your grenade launcher arm what could go wrong.

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

Everyone's always complaining like, "oh, men only write women as shallow damsels in distress" and "oh, women only write men as personality-less wish fulfillment"

So I thought I'd point out two of my favorite examples where this is not the case.

Full Metal Alchemist and Spy x Family

I like them because Arakawa write male characters like this

And Endo writes female characters like this

And I think its neat

#and yes it isnt gender restricted in either manga #but still #its just something i noticed #i would jave put more pictures but the restrictions #full metal alchemist #full metal alchemis brotherhood #spy x family #roy mustang #king bradley #fma wrath #alex louis armstrong #yor forger #yor briar #agent nightfall #fiona frost #anya forger #the forgers #edward elric #the elric brothers #ling yao #fma greed #greedling #i dont know izumis husbands name #this is a joke but also not