FIC: vitya on ice
role reversal fic where:
- vitya gets injured and quits skating
- yuuri goes to St Petersburg and asks him to be his coach
special thanks to my beta 2chi and my beloved prose wifey @nattyontherun for supporting me endlessly in my obsession for these boys <3
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pour me sorrow on the rocks
S6 / buddie / donor!Buck plotline
rating: T
summary: Something had inevitably shifted between the two after Buck got struck by lightning. Nothing drastically different from before, but now charged with the after, with knowing what it felt, if only just for three minutes and seventeen seconds, to have run out of time.
In which Buck, for better or for worse, no longer needs to be a father and walk away.
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Thursday, 3:08pm
They're fourteen hours in during a twenty-four-hour shift when Buck whoops from somewhere in the station, startling everyone in it.
Tearing his eyes off the video game he's playing against Chim, Eddie exchanged an alarmed look with Hen before standing. "Buck?"
There's another yell.
Eddie's not even halfway to the loft's railing before he hears boots squeaking across the linoleum and then Buck is running up the stairs two at a time, tripping halfway. His phone is in his hand and he's bright red with excitement when he reaches them, eyes twinkling. "It's happening!"
(read on ao3: chapter 1)
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Relationships: Four & Hyrule & Legend & Sky & Time & Twilight & Warriors & Wild & Wind (Linked Universe), Warriors & Wind (Linked Universe), Legend & Wind (Linked Universe), Hyrule & Legend (Linked Universe)
Characters: Wind (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Time (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Mipha (Legend of Zelda), Hyrule (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe)
Additional Tags: Blood and Gore, Drinking, Character Death, Whump, Wind (Linked Universe)-centric, Medium Wind (Linked Universe), Wind (Linked Universe) Angst, Everyone Needs A Hug, Wind gets hug, The Author Regrets Nothing, Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda)
Series: Part 1 of Storm covered Waters
Summary:
They had said that they couldn’t help it. He was the youngest. The Links couldn’t help but protect the smallest in their group, to keep Wind safe even if it meant getting hurt. But what happens when they don’t get back up? What happens when they leave him alone? What happens to that promise?
Wind thinks bitterly, they hide from their mistakes. From the thing they left behind.
It was always a tragedy when Eight became One.
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
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Bruce: Jaylad, I need you to be at the Wayne gala this weekend.
Jason: But why me, B? Why not pretty boy, Dickie? I'm sure the ladies miss him.
Bruce: Your brother has a double shift this weekend.
Jason: How about the brat? He needs the socialization.
Bruce: Will be at the Kents' for a sleepover.
Jason: How about -
Bruce: The rest of your siblings will be busy, lad.
Jason: But Bruce, I'll be busy too. And even though I wasn't, I don't want to be around those pretentious fuck - people.
Bruce: Diana will be there.
Jason: Why didn't you start with that? Absolutely! I'll be there, old man. And I'll need a new suit.
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at the gala
Diana: Aw, you look really handsome, little prince.
Jason blushes and smiles like the little boy who saw Wonder Woman for the first time.
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Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Charlie Kelly/Mac McDonald, Charlie Kelly/Original Male Character(s), Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds
Characters: Charlie Kelly, Mac McDonald, Dennis Reynolds, Dee Reynolds, Luther McDonald, Adriano Calvanese, Original Male Character(s), Bonnie Kelly
Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Humor, Horror, Trans Charlie Kelly, Canon-Typical Behavior, Drug Use, Cannibalism, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Campy, Charmac Endgame?, Mac loves Charlie, and he needs a hug, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Inspired by Jennifer's Body (2009), OOC, Mac is needy
Summary:
"Turning back to the stage, Charlie seemed to zone out when the singer looked at him. Mac wished he could hold Charlie's eyes like that; make him feel special and sexy and loved. For now, this would have to do as Charlie's hand slipped out of his."
Charmac Horror AU 💚
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To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.
This reddit user, who I've recently found out is @kjscottwrites here on tumblr, took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.
Check out their post with the link to the Google doc here!
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