Lucifer: How do I keep Beel from eating half of the cookies right after I take them out of the oven?
Belphegor: Follow Solomon's recipe. Trust me, nobody's going to eat that stuff even if they're dying of hunger.
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Tbh I would got up from that table and went to see if daddy king and kween Asmo needed any help. You like home wreckers Dia? Hold my beer. Ima be your mommy now 💅
Oh lordy...we gonna give this man a mommy fetish beyond space and time...
Like imagine Mc telling Diavolo to clean his room, and he gets sassy, like...
Dia: I am much older than you, I don't have to stand for this Mc. I will not be bossed around by my ex fiancé.
Mc: Barbatos has better things to do with his time than your laundry.
Dia: *stands tall over human Mc, growling with a sultry look, bc damn, he still wants to bone you.* Then why don't you make me, Princess.
Mc: *slowly grips his tie, toying with it as they pull him down to their level, biting their lip before they get to his ear, lips on the outer shell of his ear.* Be a good boy for Mommy and do as your told, son. *pushes off of Diavolo and slowly walks away.*
Diavolo's penis:
Diavolo's brain:
Bonus, Diavolo goes to therapy:
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No one:
Not even a single soul:
Apparently more than half of the Devildom:
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*MC gets sent back to the past*
Diavolo: Let me introduce you to-
MC: Mammon was in me yesterday, don't even- I already- (waves hands at everything)
MC: What the fuck, dude?
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You’re so cruel for comparing Luke to Greg fucking heffley like cmon Luke would never do that kinda shit to rowley :(
You're right.
Luke looks more like Manny.
Personally I see it
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