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wiltkingart · 1 year
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months
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Jazzercise!: Hazbin Hotel
Buckle up, Buttercups! This one's long.
Charlie: (wearing a pair of pink leggings, rainbow sneakers, white exercise t-shirt, and a red sweatband around her head) Alright, Everyone! Today, we're going to be doing some team bonding exercises throoooough- Da-Dada-Daaaaaah! -Exercise!!!
Hazbins: (all groan in dismay and grumble and clamor in annoyance)
Angel: (wearing powder pink leg warmers and neon green leotard that looks like it came out of an 80s) Is there any way we can sit this out? Some of us are hungover.
Vaggie: (wearing a black and purple sports bra and black spandex shorts that cut off halfway down her thighs, hair tied up in a ponytail) Still? We celebrated the hotel's grand reopening last week.
Husker: (wearing your stereotypical gym teacher windbreaker pants but no shirt or jacket) The empty liquor wall at the bar will verify.
Lucifer: (magically appears wearing a pair of bright red, men's booty workout shorts from the 70s, white Dad sneakers with tall red socks, and a white and red sleeveless shirt tucked into the shorts) Well, I'm all for a little sweat and hard work! Whatcha got for us, kiddo?!
Charlie: Dad! (Averts her eyes) What are you wearing?!
Lucifer: What?! I wore this in my college days!
Angel: Oooooh! While I'm not complaining there, Short King, I don't think Charlie appreciates seeing the "King's Apple" lodged in your shorts.
Lucifer: Huh? (Looks down at the natural, indiscreet bulge in his shorts) ........But these shorts cup the boys so nicely.
Charlie: (about to puke like when she watched Angel's best porno during show and tell)
Vaggie: Babe, let's just focus on getting the workout done. Alright?
Charlie: OoOookay.... Um... Do you mind taking over? I actually have no idea what I'm doing.
Vaggie: (sparkle in her eye) Sure thing, babe. (Turns to the rest and squares her shoulders) Alright, we are going to start with two easy laps around the track followed by partner bear crawls for two hundred meters, thirty burpies, and ending with twenty inverted push-ups! Any questions?
Hazbins: (awkwardly glance at each other)
Niffty: (wearing a 50s style one piece workout suit) YAY!!! PAIN!!!
Vaggie: THEN MOVE!!!
-One Hour Later-
Hazbins: (moaning and groaning in agony as they lay defeated on the track)
Angel: (rolled out like a spider that got run over) Charlie..... Toots.....
Charlie: (gasping for breath as she falls to her knees and holds herself up on shaking arms) Yeah.... Angel?
Angel: (Looks over to Vaggie who is on her third iteration of bear crawls and using an equally dead Lucifer for weight) If this psychopathic bitch of a stamina monster brings this kind of energy to the bedroom, (wheezes and coughs) then I'll pray for your loins the next time you guys have sex.
Charlie: (panting as she rolls onto her back, too tired to even correct the inappropriate statement) Thank you, Angel. (Tilts her head up and leans on her elbows to watch Vaggie)
Vaggie: (finishes the bear crawls and drops Lucifer off with a jump) Thanks for being my partner, Sir. (Breaks into her burpees)
Lucifer: (wheezes through little spindles of smoke) No problem, Vaggie. Anytime. (To Charlie) What do you feed that girl?
Charlie: (watching Vaggie intently with a fresh blush not caused by exertion)
Angel: Charlie?
Charlie: (watches the muscles in Vaggie's thighs and shoulders work as she speeds through her burpees)
Lucifer: Chaaaaarlie? (Snaps fingers) Little Duckie, are you alright?
Charlie: (hearts beat in her eyes and Careless Whispers plays in the background somewhere as she watches Vaggie's leg, shoulder, and back muscles contract and flex under the duress)
Vaggie: (finishes her burpees and goes into a handstand, briefly getting her balance before starting her handstand push-ups)
Charlie: (watches a bead of sweat follow the contours of Vaggie's shoulder muscles and scars and drool starts dribbling down her chin) Angel.... I need that prayer now....
Angel: Huh? (Follows Charlie'sline of sight and groans in pain as he brings his hands up in prayer) Our Unholy Father of Debauchery, please see that this horny bitch's snatch makes it safely out of the upcoming pounding she is about to receive. May her holes be elastic and well lubricated to avoid tearing, her legs be flexible as they reach behind her head, her orgasms shake her very foundation, and the aftercare be filled with all the cutsey cuddling she can handle. Amen.
Charlie: (continues watching) I wanna climb her.
Lucifer: (awkwardly) Uhhhhh.... Vaggie's not a tree, sweetie.
Charlie: I want her to *CENSORED* my *CENSORED* and *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEEP* while *CENSORED*,and then *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* and *CENSORED*
Angel: (gasps and clutches his imaginary pearls) Holy Fuck, Babe!!! Cool your jets! (Pulls out his phone and starts recording) I gotta use some of these lines at the next recording!
Charlie: When she smacks my *BEEEEP*, I want to *CENSORED* *BEEEP BEEP* and *BEEEEP-EP-EP-BEEEEEEEP* to taste *CENSORED*.
Lucifer: (faints after hearing his daughter saying such filth)
Angel: (stops recording) ......Fucking-A, Charlie, that's even making me feel dirty.....
Thank you, @sevi-fuk, for giving me the idea of Charlie going fiendish about Vaggie and her muscles.
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TBOSAS liveposting
IT'S TIMEEEEE
AT LAST
God I miss LOTR lighting
I'm gonna assume that's baby Snow. If only I could see his fUCKING FACE
Dude chopping up another dude and we're less than two minutes in. I'd expect nothing less
He looks like Draco Malfoy and I hate it
(I'm loving this though)
Nooo not Papa Snow
Put your shirt back on you little shit
HE STILL LOOKS LIKE DRACO MALFOY AND I STILL HATE IT
"where's the shirt" he says
That's such a weird way of phrasing it I'm sorry
Oh okay he did mean a specific shirt I'll shut up
I love Tigris
"future president" HAHAHAHA
These movies love their symbolism and I'm living for it
Ooooooh hello he's lying about being poor
Her name's Arachne! I always love the names in THG, they warm my nerd heart
Also her voice reminds me of Johanna
IT'S THE MUSIC
HELLO CREEPY LAUGH WOMAN
God she's gonna be awful isn't she. I love her already
SHE'S SO CREEPY
Oh I like Casca. There's this edge to him that I can't quite put my finger on
Peter Dinklage is a great actor
OOOOOH hello motives
I love how they just refer to them as "boy/girl". So dehumanising. So creepy
Damn the dress really makes her stand out
Who's the dude apologising to her??
GET SNAKED BITCH
Am I tripping or does her dress have snake designs on it
I'm not gonna lie the singing is my least favourite part of this so far. It feels a bit too out-of-place and Disney
Hanging Tree had impact. This, less so. I keep expecting a bunch of singing mice to join her on stage or something
Oooooh she's angry
So he's gonna manipulate her? What a surprise
Well that's a normal thing to do
RUN SNOW RUN
"this cage is delightful" that was much funnier than it should be
FLICKERMAN SENIOR????
ohhh look they're in a zoo I wonder what that could symbolise
This is hilarious
Ohhh Sejanus is a rebel he's gonna get FUCKED
"I'd like you to write up a proposal of these thoughts tonight" TRAUMATIC FLASHBACKS TO HIGH SCHOOL
Except I had to write up proposals on adding water fountains and whatnot. Not. You know. Mass murder
That is a terrible bloody lunch
Sejanus darling would you like me to slap your father
Side note, are those sweet potato fries? Horror
oh Marcus turning away from him made me so fucking sad
I've seen spoilers of this part so I know what's coming
STAB A BITCH
Awwww Snow's trying to help her
Such a shame he becomes the worst motherfucker in the world
Sejanus just 🧍‍♂️
His character development is really well-written so far though
Nice handwriting Snow
!!!!! Character with Down's syndrome!!!!!
Omg she held his hand
How old are these kids??
This keeps reminding me of high school and I can't
TOOTH BLOB IN A JAR I REPEAT TOOTH BLOB IN A JAR
Side note my very legal site just started audio describing in ?Russian? at me and I got jumpscared so hard
I'll translate that later
PRETTY SNAKES
CLEMENSIA YOU BITCH
Let him do all the work and take credit for it??? B i t c h
You're that one dickhead in every group project and I hope the snakes get you
I swear my experience of high school was fine
JUST BACK OUT YOU TWAT
You gonna die
AAAAAND she dead
Did they give her an antidote or take blood???
Probably the latter let's face it
Dill do you need some lemsip or what
Are they handcuffed together? I feel like that's not the smartest idea for protection
Oh no they're not
The indoor arena must go much quicker than the outside one
🎶HEEE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OKAY🎶
Whoa where did those explosions come from??
RUN SNOW
Awwww she stayed
Glad that Sejanus won't have to watch Marcus die though
Well this is ominous
Snow what are you doing down there??
Wait is he down there or not I'm confused
Oh okay he was
Are they gonna kiss??
OH THEY ARE
Scratch that no they're not
Well the Billy Taupe bit sure felt random as hell
What kind of industrial grade rat poison are they using out here???
NO YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN IT TOGETHER
Jessop's losing it isn't he
"And smile. It's why we have teeth." That was HILARIOUS but also I feel like I could write a critical essay on it
Missing Stanley Tucci hours
So why's Sejanus there?? His tribute fucked off
DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT GIRL
Ah shit we're gonna get Rue 2.0 aren't we
The actual games bit is always my favourite part of the movies
OH FUCK
Well. We know what happened to Marcus
I knew it would be something horrible
YES SEJANUS
So that was why Casca said the thing about the door
I really like Sejanus. Which is surprising because normally my favourites are the horrible ones
HATE TO AGREE WITH SNOW BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD BE RUNNING RN LUCY
Oops she dead
WHERE'S THE LITTLE GIRL
I love how monotone he is. It's so different from Caesar's forced exuberance but it's equally unsettling. He's so detached from the death
So are they all just sat in the arena??
Omg
Omg Lamina
HE'S ALIVE???
WAIT NO I THOUGHT THEY KILLED HIM
God that makes everything so much more horrible
they're all cheering for her but she did it so he wouldn't suffer didn't she
I can see it in her eyes
AND THEY'RE JUST BACK TO THE WEATHER THIS IS GENIUS
"that's what happens when you do stuff" stop making me laugh
I hope Lamina gets a painless death. I like her
???why did it miss her??
Bit of an obvious question maybe but
Ohhh hello vultures I can't see you without thinking of Crosshair
I can see everyone sloooooowly twisting Snow and it's great
He's probably right I wouldn't trust that water
has he got rabies???
GAUL JUMPSCARE
I know Sejanus isn't gonna make it and I'm just waiting for the inevitable
goddd I want to believe Snow so badly
I think that's the clever thing. You never know how much of it is truth
"I don't wanna hurt you" proceeds to smash his head in
What was I literally just saying
Did Snow kill him??
maybe I'd be able to tell if I could fUCKING SEE
it wasn't that awful was it
Tigris darling it's too late
CALLED IT IT'S RABIES
Snow you evil genius
LAMINA NO
I liked herrrr
Owww fingers in the door
I knew Coral would kill one of them at some point
WILL YOU JUST DRINK THE WATER ALREADY
bitch don't you touch Wovey
Don't make me watch her die
DILL??? REALLY??????
At least they won't suspect if she dies
Reaper has a heart :(
fuck now I'm sad
no shut up
he's arranging the bodies you don't get it
I'm not gonna cry I'm not gonna cry
YOU GET THAT FLAG
This scene broke me
it's like a cape help
PLEASE DO THE SALUTE PLEASE
FUCKING SCREAMING
I have to rewatch that oh my fucking god
his name's Reaper his name is Reaper I can't
they killed Felix didn't they
for the reminder
THEY'RE GONNA CUT BACK AND REAPER WILL BE DEAD
I GUARANTEE YOU ITS GONNA HAPPEN
HURRY UP SNOW
Bye-bye Treech
I don't want Reaper to dieeeee
He might be my favourite character out of all of them
WOVEY'S ALIVE
WOVEY NO
You son of a bitch
And Reaper tried to warn her I'm gonna cry
THE SNAKES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL THOUGH
I want some
That's a fun way to die isn't it
I KNEW IT I KNEW REAPER WOULD DIE WITH HONOUR
What a man
"I can't have killed them all for nothing" STOP
They pulled a Cato again and made me feel sorry for the bastards right before they die
Fucking chills
It's still a bit Disney musical but I love it
UPRISING TIME
WOOOOOOOOO
Such a shame it's all gonna go to shit
maybe you shouldn't have used your handkerchief with your initials on you twat
Casca you bitch
What happens to Tigris??
NO DON'T CUT HIS HAIR IT WAS LIKE HIS ONE REDEEMING QUALITY
Sejanus you wholesome boi
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SEJANUS COULD HAVE SAVED HIM
"it's a different world out here" aaaand there's the prejudice
why do I feel like he's not guilty
WHAT IN THE WHERE THE DEAD MAN CALLED OUT FOR HIS LOVE TO FLEE
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT
Snow nooooo you were doing so good
yes yes he would
I hope Sejanus lets her out
He's looking for Lucy isn't he
THERE SHE IS
Something something feathers in her hair
it's not a coincidence that she spotted him at that part of the song is it
Ohhhh Billy you dick
I can't even commentate at this point I'm too engrossed
oooooooooh she pulled away I saw that
KATNISS PLANT HELLO SYMBOLISM
Snow you bitch just run away
SNOW
SNOW YOU LITTLE FUCKWAD
Lucy darling he ain't pure at all
WELP SHE'S DEAD
Sejanus baby I just wanna hug you
why was Sejanus crying the saddest part of it
NO YOU WON'T
there's gonna be a dna sweep isn't there
I really want them all to escape together but I know that's not gonna happen
what the fuck
what the fuck sejanus no
SEJANUS NO
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA DIE BUT I NEVER REALISED HE'D GET HANGED
aaaand Lucy's gonna hear him on the recording isn't he
well fucking fuck
Oh okay they didn't
IS HE CRYING
oh he is
well now I almost feel sorry for him
I'm so conflicted rn
YOU SHOULD BE SORRY YOU GOT HIM KILLED YOU CUNT
ooooh you fucking liar
Also technically you indirectly killed a lot of other people
coryo what are you doing with that gun
well I know what he's doing I've seen the trailer but like
WHY ARE YOU SWEATING ARE YOU OKAY
well that wasn't awkward
Ohhhh we're coming up to that bit aren't we
"if something's happened we can talk about it" I love how he just suddenly became an awkward teenager
OH
OH IT'S THE SCARF
goddddd he's going insane
HE SHOT HER???
or maybe not
ohhh he's going mad isn't he
It's so QUIET
Suspense
Is she even still there?? Or is this just in his head???
I wonder if she'll ever work out the full story
The ambiguity is really infuriating but also really really clever
Is that an eel??
Well that was a vague-ass answer
where's Tigris??
God he looks even more like Draco Malfoy now
Oh there she is
LOADED ANSWER MUCH
ooooooooooooooh Casca backstory
SO HE WAS A SABOTEUR ALL ALONG
OH HE POISONED HIM
Not surprised
DAAAAAAMN WHAT AN ENDING
Not as good as the originals, but that was to be expected. I adored it and the Reaper scene is gonna be stuck in my head for the next three months thank you and goodnight
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rocketturtle4 · 9 months
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The Eclipse Ep 12 - Lets Finish up this thing
@wen-kexing-apologist @plantsarepeopletoo @thegalwhorants @grapejuicegay Once more into the breach
Oh started with the Principal and Chadok, and Lying??
Also I just realised Thua never talked about riling up the protestors so they may have done that on their own, he was a late game mastermind not from the beginning.
Akk & Ayan, Is this the past or the present?
OH THEY WERE FILMING
Akk and Thua are getting investigated, quencies incoming
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FECK YOU BITCH
Oh god I have a bad feeling about my upcoming emotions:
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this is going to hurt
also the line after this isn't translated I will need to figure out what it is especially since they both shake their heads after
Eclipse: Roll credits
CMON, HE CAN'T SAY IT
and CRYING
SEE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GOING TO HURT
and he couldn't do it ahhhh poor boy, it's not on you
Back to the teachers
OOOOOH Loop Hole
"Suppalo Must Adjust" DAMN RIGHT
Yes RESIGN DO IT BE FREE
what on earth does that hug mean, how close were they?
To the cliff
aww he gave him the diary
Back to the school
apologising to the protestors, good,
Aww Akk and Thua are still friends, good,
Oh Parents
They gonna come out? or is this just about Akk
oh by himself? aw he gonna cry again isn't he
YEP THERE'S THE CRYING
how many significant people do you have in your life? aww they all called, He's still worried about disappointing them RELATABLE AS EVER
noW HES COMING OUT
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I feel like every person needs someone to say this to them
ooop there it is and MORE CRYING
And now I have parent envy, also this was beautiful.
OH AYAN WANTS TO BE SEEN
It's so scary everytime isn't it
CMON AKK YOU CAN DO IT! YEEEESSSS!
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Seriously where do I get an Ayan???
aww sweet boy you didn't ruin the film
Teasing each other is cute but you should just say what you want
awww cuddles
and THERE WE GO
tasteful fade to black is making me lol because only friends is coming
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Competitive till the end I see (this would totally be me lol)
All the friends appeared! (including the teacher??)
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CHEEKY CHEEKY
And we're watcing the film as part of the final resolution lol thought so
and he get's to see himself be sad
"You were so sincere" "How could I delete it" Wat is Legit
More coming out for the win!
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Ouch
arbitrary guitar playing and singing
More Akk & Aye sweetness its so GOOD
"Without you, I have no idea how I'd get through all that" Me either sweet boy I'm glad Ayan was there for you, I was so afraid you'd leave him in a fit of self-destruction
Aww Khan and Thua sweetness too
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Your honour I love them
back to school, YOU GOT THIS
Ayan is still not wearing his blazer lol
AWW they were greeted by the protestors
Damn, Mes is suffering too they really want to hammer home that this wasn't good for anyone
"School is worthwhile when it's students recognise their own worth" I'm going to have to put that up on the wall of my classroom if I ever have one (I'm teacher trained)
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this is so important for the reshaping of his identity and sense of self, I'm glad they did this
Namo was made a prefect...good for him I guess
Wat is president...yay? Not sure how I feel about that, did he want it?
Oh the teacher's learnt something lol, Teachers should always learn from their students
MATCHING HOODIES
Oh they let the uncle go
THEY'RE PINNING EACH OTHERS BADGES STAAAP I'M DYING
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My love Language is here
MORE VERBAL CONSENT AND KISSING
My sweet boy said he loved Ayan
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DONE
Okay thank you all so much, now you get to scream at me, please come scream I think this is AMAZING
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grigori77 · 6 months
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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 76
Wow ... just wow ...
This is a good one, actually. Love LOTR, so yeah, this is great fun.
Ah yes ... Marisha is clearly NOT in the mood for his shit this week. Oh, the water spray! Yeah ... that's right ... typical Sam ... oof, this is a BAD skit ...
Laura and Ashley failing spectacular to live up to their respective character's classic accents is quite charming actually ... oh wow, has Pate FINALLY got his own t-shirt? Sweet ...
Sam: "I am Gimli, son of ... what was it?" Oh gods ...
New intro? Really? Oh shit ...
Fuck me ... I am SHOOK ... I dunno what I liked more, the lashings of Imodna or the way Fearne has such a cute and innocent smile on her face while wreaking bloody havoc ...
Matt's already having trouble with the beard. Wonderful ... Happy Halloween indeed ... XD
Aaaaaaaaagh no ... NOW he makes them roll ...
Oh, he rolled a 100? Oh ... shit no ... not a 5 ... SAMUEL FUCKING RIEGEL!!!
Ow! OW OW OW OW OW!!!
66? Please ... Taliesin: "Whose foot is coming out of my arm?"
Yeesh ... that was hairy ... but HELLO!!! Hi there, Sun Tree! Nice ...
Ooh, a greeting. Sweet ...
Marisha freaking out about hearing the Chetney voice coming from Travis dressed like Aragorn, son of Arathorn is so on point for how this session is destined to go ...
Oh man ... Laudna having traumatic flashbacks walking through Whitestone ... ouch ...
They're geeking out about being back in familiar surroundings ... ah yes, Percy's workshop. :3 Sweet ...
Tinkering? Oh, okay ... hey! Verna and Joe ... and Dancer! Yay! And Pussy 2 ... XD
Percy! Yay again! And he's just as crotchety as ever ...
Ah, so Percy and Dancer are NOT getting along, apparently ...
Whoa ... you are KIDDING ME ... NO ... NO ... IT IS NOT ... yes, it is, Allura! Sweet! All we need now is Kima showing up too and the full set is COMPLETE ...
So he has MORE of these simulacrum things. Cool ... but also not. Yeah ... crap ...
Allura knows Ludinus? Great ... but yeah, she thinks he's a douche too. Par for the course ...
The Harness is now largely RETROFITTED? Whoa ... sounds quite sleek and sexy, in fact ...
Way to go, Allura ... nice work there, clearly ...
A power still? Interesting ... the Quintessence Array? Even more so ... yeah, I figured this had the potential to be something NASTY ... yeah, good plan ... oh for ... CHETNEY!!!
The main course? Oh ... okay then ...
2 points of Fire damage AGAIN ... and a little inconvenience for Percy, too ... XD
Oh gods ... the hat ...
Children ... they're all still children ... EVERY TIME he mentions Pussy 2 ...
Allura: "This is extremely intense and extremely dangerous." FCG: "Like Chetney?" Travis (flipping his wig): "Oh baby ..."
Ashton (to Percy): "Adults are talking. Shush now." LOL
Oh, so Orym knows Allura already? Well it does make sense, of course ...
Whoa ... that was it? Oh boy ... IT'S ALIVE!!! O.O
SOMEONE ... to try it? Really?
The Vial of Cleansing Flame? Really? You're gonna start with THAT?!!!
Chet has 69 hit points ... OF COURSE he does ...
So we're really doing this ... okay then ...
Percy really is getting the short end of the stick in this at every turn and I love it ... XD
Enchanted Dishwear ... that cleans itself? Wow ... that is spectacularly crap ...
It's actually working ... oh boy ... five temporary hit points? And ... WHAT does it do Travis?
Holy fuck that us pretty choice actually ... also a little scary ...
Sam's flask ... oh my gods ... the ultimate ...
Table of Smart People ... yes, very true, Ashton ... ask the experts ...
Let's NOT Rend Ashton into a thousand pieces ... YES!!! Give it to Fearne!
Are they suggesting that Ashton and Fearne ... mate?
Allura's really gonna try going into Ashton's head? Seriously?
Aaaaaaah ... this is getting trippy ...
Dunamancy? Oh, here we go ...
Oh boy ... more Ashton backstory lore dumping! Yay! I love this stuff ...
The Luxon? Hmmmm ...
Oh shit ... the Malleus Key ... oooooh fuck ... wow, this is some heavy shit ... he DREAMS ABOUT this shit? O.O
:3 Laura mimicking the Merry waddle as she comes back to the table is adorable ...
Oooh ... is that a Mighty Nein namedrop there?
Ashton: "Wanna put a weird fire emperor in you?" Fearne: "Well, I mean it wouldn't be the first time." XD
Marisha: "Shirtcocking through Whitestone ..."
Long suffering Percival De Rolo ... XD
Laudna uses Pate to do some magical eavesdropping ... hmmm ...
A heart-to-heart with Dancer? Oh this'll be interesting, and likely really tough too ...
Wow ... this is really refreshing ... this is GROWTH ... awwwww ... yeah, we really needed this ... FCG definitely needed this ...
Ooh, some fresh info on D? Yeah, that would be helpful ... a mask? Hmmmm ... I wonder what Matt's setting up with THAT little detail ...
A hug? Really? Awwwwww ... awkward, but sweet ... :3
So Pate's listening in on Percy and Allura ... here we go ...
It's true, WE ARE currently being invaded by aliens ...
Crap, he's been discovered! Oh boy ... that is hilariously embarrassing ... he's doing the Worm? Yeah, I can imagine it's a bit disturbing ...
Oh, I love that little undead rat thing ...
Ah, food? Nice ... meanwhile the LOTR quotes continue apace ... XD
Orym is a very pretty bride, apparently ...
Discussing the particulars of the Harness ...
Large antlers? Oh! Hey! It's Keyleth! Yay!
Ah yes! The War Room! It's been a while ...
Paintings? Oh wow ... the adventures of Vox Machina! Sweet ...
Whoa ... Keyleth's MUM?!!! So cool ...
Time for a break, then ... yes, then we can concentrate on the really COOL stuff ...
Okay, here we go ...
Ah, so, the bigger picture is revealed ... hmmmm ...
The Reilora have special and specific powers against Divine magic ... ooooh ... interesting ...
Whoa, so the ongoing thing with Ruidus is making things continuously WORSE for all of magic in Exandria? Shit ... that's even worse ...
Imogen's dreams, yeah ...
Good girl, Imogen, you go ahead and mess with him telepathically ... XD
Yes. She IS very capable ...
Travis actually rolls to see if Chetney just drops dead right now ... apparently it's LOW ... oh boy ... Travis: "I'm flirting with it ..."
They are still kind of the Bumbling Fucks, but now they're becoming more powerful and important Bumbling Fucks ...
Marisha + that wig = Tilda Swinton ... fuck, once you see it, you really can't unsee it, can you?
This is what makes a bunch of heroes, right here ...
Matt: "We are not rolling for pregnancy."
Oh yeah, Caleb and Beau ... what HAS happened to them?
No teleportation to the moon ... yeah, probably not a smart move ...
Keyleth sends her mum to rally the troops and everybody grins as they quietly geek out ...
Insight check on Legendary Weapons? LOL
Oddly specific scrounging for treasure from FCG ... Percy: "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Bells Hells giving Keyleth such adorable nostalgia ...
Matt's beard is becoming comedy gold, it really is ... XD
A moment for Orym and the Voice ... :3
Keyleth advising Orym to keep an eye on Imogen due to her mother ... Keyleth: "Family ties can be ... confusing." Hmmmm ...
Does FCG know about devils? Religion check? Oh boy ...
Going on a tour of Whitestone? Hmmm ... what, go call oh Whitestone Andy? Throw some rocks at him? He was a big douche to her ...
Oh yeah, Vex was pretty fond of them all in the end, wasn't she?
They're being watched? I think I already know who this is ... Orym goes looking ... yeah, it is her, isn't it? Hello there cuteness ...
I love Gwen so much, she's such a sweetheart ...
She thinks Chetney's 4,000 years old? Awwww ... :3
Laudna introduces Gwen to Pate ... oh gods ...
Pate: "I'm very friendly ... in the presence of children." Oh gods indeed ...
Now she's showing her the Hound ... and she loves it ... ye gods even more ...
Fucking hell Ashley, how do you get 32 on an Insight check? Damn right she gets Whispers ...
Oh, she sensed something when she touched Laudna? Hmmmmm ...
Imogen, Laudna and Fearne follow her up into a room ... and now they're playing a game to try and coax her out? A group Persuasion Check? Hmmmm ...
Well this might still work ... just be honest with her ... and Laudna does just that ... then leaves? Oh ... that's really sad ...
A hatred? Oh man ... was that fucking Delilah? Damn it, it was ... bollocks ...
Planning a little Witchy Adventure after dark? Okay then ...
Ashton is wandering about with the other boys ... what, Changebringer's temple? Hmmm ...
Splitting up, now off to the Matron of Ravens' Temple ... nice secluded spot for it, definitely ... here we go ... a graveyard? Interesting ...
Oh, the Dawnfather? Interesting ... more modest and homely, at least ... here we are, Altar of the Raven ...
A statue of Vax? Oh wow ... that is awesome ...
Looking for an entrance ... oh, that was surprisingly easy ... and now it is PITCH BLACK ... hmmmm ... going downwards ...
Scrawny hairless ancient dwarf? How the hell does THAT work?
Othinon? Okay then ...
Five stone sarcophagi ... right ... so they're more symbolic, then?
Oh gods Ashton what are you doing? Dear fucking gods do not open that ... oh, very good joke there, Ashton ... but seriously, what the fuck is he doing?
And now he is SEALED INTO THE SARCOPHAGUS ... now Othinon is directing them to go into the others? Hmmmm ... Chetney and Orym and SHARING one ...
Nothing's happening so far ...
Oh shit, are they starting to trip out? Yeah, here we go ... it's very subtle but it's happening ...
Each having their own separate but similar experience, it would seem ... or ARE THEY sharing communication after all? Seems to be both ...
Oh okay ... hello there, Raven Queen ...
Now they're floating in a black shapeless void ... the Matron looking down upon them ... oh, so Ashton's going to try climbing out using one of the chains ... and it works? Now they're ALL doing it ...
The chains break? Now they're falling and she just explodes into a mass of ravens ...
Wait ... so what, was that actually some kind of blessing? Weird ...
That was quite the trip ... for all of TWO MINUTES ...
Meanwhile FCG has gone to the Horizon Temple ... oh, hello Osli! Nice to see a familiar face ...
Oh fuck ... Letters saying if something IS going to go bad he asks the Changebringer to maybe make it happen just to HIM and not to his friends ... come on, FCG ... don't destroy us emotionally like that ...
FCG really does have a very healthy relationship with his goddess, all things considered ...
So business has been particularly brisk at the temple lately ... par for the course, really ...
Sam: "Thank you, Cat Stevens." Matt: "It's the least I could do, ZZ Top."
Reconvening at the crepe stand ...
Holy shit, the guy there IS Whitestone Andy? Motherfucker ... Laudna is being magnanimous in her anonymity ...
Meanwhile Imogen is just subtly messing with him ...
Fuck, did FCG REALLY just Banish Andy? XD
Oh, NOW he finally remembers ... oh, maybe it's NOT him? Gods, I'm so confused ...
Closure ... nice ...
Back to the castle, time for rest and turning in ... Nice place go finally get some overdue PROPER rest. Reflecting on what's to be done, and what's to come ...
They almost don't let him, but Matt calls it a night after all ...
So that's that for the night ... and Happy Halloween ...
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doofus-and-dragons · 10 months
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Incase anyone reads these digital journal things I post:
TMA 159 & 160 SPOILERS
If you don't read these, ignore the green text lmao
159:
Here we go fellas, into the lonely
SHUT UP PETER THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSNIESS
Damn this man is in your element I'm going to cry
Jon continue being an ass to him its the only thing keeping me from crying
Be confident
He is real he wants to save you Martin please
No don't fall into it please
"I really loved you, you know?" My heart is shattering.
MARTIN MAY NOT BE STANDING, BUT HE'S ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES. HE'S NOT FALLEN YET
Jon don't fall too!
...oh nice play jon! Very proud of you!
Compell him!!! Do it! Spit it out, you old bastard!
I don't blame them for leaving damn
Wait, so who had Evan??? Wasn't he a Lukas? Was it one of his sisters? I know it's not that important cause he's dead, but I need to know.
Ok probably one of those distant relatives
Peter, you were literally bred to be an avatar
Yeah, until you fed them to the Lonely
Gertrude scares me too
Was he trying to build a fear factory or something?? Damn.
WAIT THATS WHERE THAT ONE GUY-George?-MOVE TO
OOOOOH he built it.
...Martin was a bet????
That's depressing. I've been there tho (the bet not the bet-er)
The Bet: Martin. The prize: John
YES GO ELDRICH MODE ON HIM JON
Haha he exploded
No Martin he does need you!
If nothing else I do
HE'S BACK!!! MY BOY!!!
160:
Well that title isn't ominous or anything
...
Well, more than usual
Unpacked? Where are they now?
OH OH IS THIS THE SAFE HOUSE ARC
YAY
Awww he's got snackies
Awww the good cows comment
My heart
This is so fluffy
Wait who is this what the fuck
What's going on
There's static what's going on
WHAT
Jonah what are you planning
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
I'm so very afraid
I hope someone kills Jonah Magnus for good. Please dears do get rid of him.
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
So you were helping Jon to make sure you got your ritual done first?
No, my guess is Gertrude liked humanity better than power.
Hey, I would go on a vicious rampage against the forces of fear if one killed my cat too
The fears are like a wheel then. To reference Jon: whereas each fear is a color, the fears need to be together in a color wheel.
What's the thing about the Archivist???
Oh shit Jon's a walking archive. Damn
He's literally an encyclopedia. He's a walking fear encyclopedia
Leave him out of this he's been through enough.
JON WAS MARKED BY THE WEB?!
Wait! Mr.Spider! Of course! An encounter with a fear never leaves you alone!
The web, the eye, the stranger, the spiral. We're up to four.
WAIT DAISY WAS HIS LINK TO THE HUNT
MIKE TO THE VAST
JUDE TO THE DESOLATION
I'm still shook about the slaughter thing
Not that it happened, more that I missed it some how
Tim was pretty much the End. That's 7 I think.
Oh god
Is martin the lonely??
John literally walked into the flesh and the buried so
9
Right. That damn sun
10
Oh ok the lonely mark was Peter
Leave Martin alone, Magnus. Leave Jon alone, too! You've been enough of an ass!
You're not going to make things any better! You're going to make things so bad for his mental health! Stop!
What is he repeating?!
Magnus!?!
This is bad!!!!!
No stay where you are!!!
Don't do any of that!!!
Jon?!?!
Oh fuck...
Jon it wasn't your fault you litterally couldn't stop.
Laughing so you don't cry, been there.
DAMN WHAT A FINALE
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callmearcturus · 1 year
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the end?????
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THE GAME JUST CONTINUES? PLAYABLE EPILOGUE? there's a lot so i'm gonna use a cut for once
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In all ways but physical I am holding his hand. Best friend. Greatest wingman.
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HOW DOES ANYONE NOT LOVE IORI JUNPEI. i love him.
But it appears he doesn't remember Chidori and it's making him sad. He can tell he's forgotten something super important. Don't worry, I will help you find your goth artiste.
Actually, given how that wrapped up, I am very certain she will find him. 8) 8) 8) Looking forward to walking Junpei down that aisle someday.
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY SHINJIRO FINALLY WOKE UP. HELL YES. YES HELL. /claps wildly. oh man cooking club with him and Fuuka next year will be great.
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Speaking of, she's gonna start a tech club too. 8)
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there is no greater act of love than giving someone high fidelity listening equipment. Fuuka I adore you.
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Saori sent a letter!!!!! SOB. Saori is my favorite, bar none. I love her.
ugh it seems i only get epilogues for people I maxed out, so neither Mitsuru or Yukari are available, I got Mitsuru to rank 9 before the final day, that SUUUUUUUCKS. 8C
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"Yo," since when are you a "yo" boy. Look at you, all cool.
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oooooh he can't remember either. that's so sad. everyone is so sad! 8C Ryoji, this shit sucks.
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Luckily for you, I no longer require a guy who can deal 600 crit damage to spooky monsters, so I think we are gonna be alright. Though Junpei is real sad so he has to live next door to wherever we're going.
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oh the Velvet Room is gone. That's so strange.
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man its so sad to come back to the dorms and there's no Yukari going "Oh, hey!" or Mitsuru going "Welcome back" or Junpei going "Sup, dude." I just go right to bed. 8C
also like. there is ZERO music in the dorms. it's.... creepy.
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On graduation day, Aigis comes and reveals she remembers EVERYTHING, which I did suspect would happen. Also it seems like I remember everything too, which thank god.
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everyone remembers what happened and we all live happily ever after in a co-ed co-op paid for with the remains of Mitsuru's fortune after she dissolves the Kirijo Group bc yo they murdered almost a hundred kids?
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OMG EVERYONE IS REMEMBERING. YESSSSS. Happy ending?????
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why am i lying down
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i feel like i should sit up right about now, everyone is rushing to the roof to say hi
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including my boyfriend and my best friend who i have basically assumed custody of because i'll be damned if he's ever lonely again and also mitsuru and yukari and fuuka, like all my pals are coming
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did i just ambiguously die or??????????????
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fluffypotatey · 1 year
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watching Leverage: ep 6
ok had myself some dinner, now i'm snacking on fries, LET'S GET INTO IT
Before we go:
the episode we're diving into is called "The Stork Job" and according to @0hheytherebigbadwolf, they await my tears (whatever the fuck that means, she grumbles nervously).
so, if i do cry, everybody blame them for that (i kid, i kid..........unless 👀)
anyway, last episode, we got to see more of our lovely crew working on the spot and they sure did deliver!
Eliot, our boy, was able to work out who the hostage was for the robbers were AND take out the men who were the reason the two were robbing the bank
alec, my boy, along with parker, my queen, expertly impersonated the fucking fbi without a hitch and parker was even able to sneak into the back to steal the briefcase full of money
another thing, i love how even when the episode only has minor characters for that one episode, they still feel like fully fleshed out people. the cops that alec and parker had to fool? they felt like bumbling cops for a small town (we even got a hint of the sheriff's and the judge's friendship(?) towards the end which I thought was awesome. the bank tellers? they felt like people and not stoic stock characters.
i applaud the writers room
anyway, ON WITH THE SHOW
the episode
oh no we starting off sad :(
parker :((((((( she knows....she KNOWS THE SIGNS OF ABUSE :(((((
FUCK YOU BESTIE (i'm kidding, i love you)
oh....we are mentioning how they got any orphans???? are we...will they discuss this?
the war....how vague -_-
SOPHIE YOU QUEEN
she scammed the embassy??? queen shit
lmao they're dunking on eliot about how to pick up girls. eliot: "i'm not an amature" sophie: "of course not! but i'd peg you at a level 2 and she's a level 20"
oh??? driver man has the hots for parker??? 1) great for their plan but 2) i am now worried for parker
if she gets hurt itsg i will be upSET
she lost sight of him when she went to try and take his wallet. this man knows those kind of moves and i am worried.
alec??? getting jealous??? or am i looking into this too much, more on 11
"ranch in texas?" HOW SHE GOT HOOKED shit man, is that what i need to do? but i don't have a ranch :( i can't even use a lasso T^T
nathan is so bothered about sophie's tips to eliot "you were manipulating me???" "i was a thief" "our love not real :(" "we are on the clock, nathan, for god's sake"
poor alec being the third wheel to all this
ok driver man making his move on parker, and she's trying so hard to get info from him. parker, baby, i am so worried for you. i don't like this man and he seems like the stalker type.
PARKER DON'T WORRY I WILL COMFORT YOU
the fact that this case is hitting a little too close for her my girlie :(((
YES STAB HIM BITCH THAT'S WHAT HE GETS ok nobody get mad at parker or i WILL hurt them
lol the others guys are so confused.
PARKER JUST JUMPED OFF THE LEDGE???? WHERE'D SHE GO???
good on eliot using the movie thing
steal a movie??? you mean a bootleg????
they did not just- omg
alec trying to reassure parker that they're not just a team(in dom toretto's voice: "we're family")
SOPHIE YOU QUEEN
she wrote a script, she gave herself the role of the nun, THERE'S WEREWOLVES???
NATHAN YOU WHIPPED SON OF A BITCH
YES SOPHIE YOU DID SO GOOD. oscars, it's what she deserves
oooooh nice little plan there to ensure she brings the boy
awwww parker doesn't want to be babysat (bc she feels it undermines her and that they don't trust her) but alec tells her that no one asked him to T^T he just wants to look out for her ok ;-; he cares ok!
you got this parker! something tells me creepy driver man will make a comeback and i won't like it.
something FISHY is going on here in this orphanage! where be the children? why are there trucks with cargo that isn't children?
WE FOUND THE CHILDREN
CURSE MY SENSITIVE SOUL I WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS EPISODE
parker is about to cry HOW DARE
parker going rogue again. kick their ass!
ALEC :(((( BABY
NOT NANA :((((
THEY ARE BONDING T^T
HUG HER! SHE NEEDS IT!
"they're gonna turn out like me" PARKER NO
"i like how you turned out" ALEC YOU SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER
alec really wants to help the other orphans T^T i'm on his side. i'd provide a wonderful distraction as they helped the children escape! (i'd die but still)
oh no! how ever will our crew save all the orphans....ah jee, i am stumped. (i WILL believe they'll save all of them or so help me! realism be damned!)
oop the jig is up! she's been fooled! (your death scene was nice tho)
we still got 15 more minutes...i reFUSE to believe this is the end
where's parker????
YES GIRL
but why didn't you tell alec tho??? he'd help you
she's trying so hard to get them out ;-; don't laugh at her she's trying!!!! even here she's so adorable
omfg so they'll leave for Häagen Dazs? silly children
KICK HIS ASS PARKER
SHIT NO WAIT HANDS OFF BITCH
YEAH KICK HIS ASS
YES AHAHAHAHA i love her so much
sophie! that means the gang's here! oooooh the police? or is it just an audio recording???
YEAH ELIOT
how dare they scare me for second. i thought parker was gonna get shot! did nathan really stop that bus just so they could figure out the guns were props???? really nathan?
oh alec i know you felt so cool doing that in front of parker. walk in strut in with your little button, press it, and the building explodes. yeah
nathan is such a dad and how he calmed parker down about where the kids would get help
awwww alec!! he was worried about you parker!! THAT SMILE YEAH I SAW IT!
general thoughts
my parker feels were attacked today. will i recover? yes, but i'll need a minute or something. i just...she understood how much the foster system would fuck up these kids and didn't want to see that, but also knew that where they were was just as bad and T^T
AND ALEC, ALEC WHO UNDERSTOOD AS WELL! he already knew she was going through it. and he wanted to help, but also wasn't going to push even if he saw how much it troubled her T^T AND THE FACT THAT HE WAS WORRIED AND WANTED TO HELP THE KIDS UGH MY HEART
how parker called back to alec's comment about how they're "a little more" than a team all up close and personal and he was totally blushing don't @ me.
nathan/sophie were cute and it was fun seeing nathan a little miffed that sophie would use her charm for anyone when thieving (like it wasn't just their thing jfc nathan you are down so bad). it was cute. i like how she's one of the only people he struggles to lie to also.
but yeah. good episode, we got character stuff and i am all about that. until next time!
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measuringbliss · 14 days
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Spider-Man Read-Through 057: Dazzler + Black Cat Always Lands On Her Feet (ASM 203-206)
MASTERPOST
Hey, today we're finishing up Marv Wolfman's run! I'll give my thoughts at the end.
There was supposed to be some Spectacular issues before this post, but I wanted to get on with it, so here we are.
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Really cool cover, by the way.
Spidey thinks this lady's chased by Will O' The Wisps, but she faints when he rescues her. When she wakes up, she doesn't seem to know that name...
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I don't know anything about Dazzler (except... she's a X-Men), but she seems really cool and original. She also gets away from him, good for her!
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YES. THIS IS ALL I'M ASKING. Peter interacting with his friends half-dressed! I'm a simply guy.
Betty and Peter were never a thing recently though. Like, can we really say they "broke up" when... they... weren't together? They had a vague fling but that's it. And they're going to see Star Trek, that's nice!!! I'm almost at the ending of DS9 season 3. Haven't watched the other shows, and I'm very slow, but still, I enjoy it.
Meanwhile, Dazzler gets hit by her mysterious enemy... the Lightmaster! Back from SSM. OoOoOh, I'm scared.
The basic thing is, he needs light, and she produces light. It was only a matter of time! Their interactions blow up the nearby cinema, and Peter quickly becomes Spidey once again.
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The fight is fun!
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Well that sucks for her, because her power is really cool. I love that she gets energy from concerts.
Spidey saves Dazzler, but she's still hell-bent on eliminating him!
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Nice panel!
He escapes her by webbing her eyes. A classic!
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Oh I'm sure he'll get to a bottom alright.
We get a quick update on Aunt May: she's not dead, and she's even getting better! Crap.
Spidey surmises that Dazzler got possessed by the Lightmaster, but he's a dumbass.
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He eventually saves her with that big machine, and when Dazzler asks how she can repay him, he says they'll figure something out.
Let's hope it's a concert ticket he's asking for. In the comments, people were quick to notice the innuendo (the line coupled with their immediate physical intimacy certainly implies *things*.)
Now, onto Black Cat's return in 204!
Our story starts with Black Cat, apparently alive (who doubted that?) and taking pictures of our favorite wall-crawler. Then she gets in a museum to steal a cute statue of a couple, but she's interrupted.
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I love those kisses, it's ridiculous, but lovely. And that cat shadow!
Spidey arrives too, and the cat shadow gimmick continues!
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I love it!
She escapes, and Peter ponders about how attractive she is. I'm ready for this couple! I'm ready!!!! Curious to see how it goes!
At the Bugle, Robbie's accepted to lead the newspaper in place of Jameson. He's become a changed man! Very irascible.
BUT WHO DO WE SEE AGAIN?!
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RANDY!!!!! MY BOY!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, at Felicia's place...
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Oh, I love this. It's so silly, but so good!
At the Globe, Barney tries to push Peter and April closer. I'm not against April being less bitchy.
Later...
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Felicia's not being very slick there, but it's comics, so whatever. That left panel of Peter changing, though? Very erotic.
I'm glad to see Flash and Sha Shan again... I don't remember Cissy, maybe she's in Spectacular. Sounds inconsequential either way. But this new date, Dawn Starr... Very 80s haircut right there. Not sure I'm a fan, BUT she immediately says she's into Peter, so you know.
Oh, but it gets better! She's a science major (another one!) and... she's one of Peter's students! I'm into that, I like the drama. Peter's not of the same mind, though. He's already got enough drama as is!
By the way, I'm not completely fond of this issue's colors... We'll see how it goes...
At the Guggenheim museum, Spidey and Black Cat have another fight.
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Oh, she's a funny one for sure. The writing's becoming more horny, and I'm also here for it.
Once again, the Black Cat gets away, but with the statue this time! Oh, and we get news on Jonah! He's amnesiac now. "Jonas Harrow" says he's gonna help him, but he's got those terrifyingly goofy glasses that indicate he's not a nice guy.
Black Cat steals another thing (and is quite disappointed that she saw no resistance from the folks there), and we get a promise that the next issue will have a surprise ending. A kiss, a kiss!!!!
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YES.
Marv Wolman's run is officially finished at this point! David Michelinie's a guest writer for 205, but his run will occur about five years later. Let's see how he fares here.
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That's a really beautiful panel.
At Peter's workplace (the university!), he finds Dawn...
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We got a kiss! I didn't expect him to go down that line, though. But I'm here for the messiness. I presume it won't last long...
Peter thinks things are looking up on him, but that's not exactly a sentiment I share.
Spidey and Black Cat have a little fight again, and she gets away again.
Later, at the Daily Globe, Peter meets Pamela Dean, society editor and possible new love interest? What is going on here?
Did Peter breaking up with MJ finally open his dating prospects?
There's a solid theme of love going around in these issues. Black Cat targets art about love, Pamela Dean wants to write a story about an artist who does romantic and erotic art... This feels like a new era.
Peter's convinced Black Cat's building a shrine to her father with those thieveries, and I think he's completely wrong about that. The likely actual person she loves is... well, Spider-Man, of course.
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Love these panels.
At his office, Peter finds an intruder... and our dear miss Dawn is welcomed by none other than Spidey!
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Iran? What the heck, Peter.
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Oh, Peter... (He looks so cute when he's angsty.)
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Hey, does anyone know if this area really exists? I'm curious. Ross Andru drew real buildings, so...
So Felicia's exchanging the art she stole for the Helen Epistle, a love letter to Paris from Helen of Troy.
Just kidding! She's actually stealing that one too.
Meanwhile, Peter has an appointment with Bellflower, the erotic art collector that Felicia just threatened. He seems busy, and Peter smells the ruse.
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Do you know what else is jangling?
Anyway. BC and Spidey have another confrontation, BC escapes, but Spidey tracks her and is completely surprised to see he was wrong about Felicia's daddy issues.
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I love her expresssion on the left!
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... You know what, that's actually a solid ending, because at first, Peter didn't care about his responsibility (the Dawn kiss), but then he got the backlash from that (disappointment and betrayal), so here, he chose to do the right thing. That's good.
206 time! Roger Stern is here. He'll stay for a while. I've seen people say to skip the Wein and Wolfman issues, so I'm curious to see what Stern brought to the game.
Turns out Jonas Harrow, who also created Hammerhead, the Kangaroo and Will O' The Wisps in the first place, is the one who's been making Jonas mad. He used rays or something on Jonah's office, which explains why Robbie was irritated last issue!
I'm sure Jonah will be back to his old self anyway... but I kinda like how it ties up neatly this background arc that has been running for like, ten issues at this point. Neat! Didn't expect it either.
At the Bugle, Robbie and Marla discuss what to do regarding Jonah's disappearance, but Jonas Harrow doesn't like this and turns up his rays. They get in a fight, and when Peter intervenes, he pushes them away rather violently.
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Ew.
The rays cause everyone to be angry, but Peter activates the fire alarm to make them evacuate the building. Smart!
He eventually finds and breaks the rays emitting gadget, and then Harrow dares him to fight him. When he sees Spidey, Jameson gets his memory back. Much more effective than Harrow's tentative treatment!
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I love the middle panel, but this is also why I cannot bring myself to care about Jonas: he sucks.
So... Marv Wolfman. Definitely an improvement on Len Wein if you consider the entirety of their runs, as it's more consistently solid.
I did love the graduation issues, the relationship drama, but the May arc was annoying, although I can appreciate the ambition. I think my problem lies moreso with the corresponding Spectacular issues, but it wasn't Wolfman, so...
I just feel like Wolman's cast isn't coherent the way Stan Lee and Gerry Conway's were. Still, there was an attempt to emulate Lee and Ditko's style at some point. Jameson was faaaar too involved in all of that to my liking, but it was a bit original at least, compared to previous times. Some characters acted out of character too (Ned and Harry)...
It's not a perfect run, and I don't gel well with Wolfman, but it was alright. Good, even.
Welcome, Mister O'Neil. Show me what you've got!
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cheeeerie · 1 year
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OOOOOH BOY STRAP IN @coffeeisfortheresponsible
WALL OF TEXT BELOW THE CUT
The first thing I have to address is hor horribly Ninjago butchers the subject of adoption trauma. It's not handled well in the tow other places it's talked about, Skybound or Quest for the Lost Powers, but this post is already gonna be way too fucking long so we're not gonna talk about that.
According to Tommy Anderson, the original concept for Prime Empire had Jay's mother involved. She was going to be trapped in the game, and Jay's lightning power would be imperative to her survival, but it was ultimately scrapped. We don't see Jay reference the fact that he's adopted for this entire season--in fact, the last time he mentioned it was in Skybound (well, he also brought it up in Decoded while explaining the plot of Skybound) despite the fact that there has been ample opportunity to. He could have done it in Hands of Time when the previous generations of elemental masters was being discussed, or he could have brought it up when Harumi killed her adoptive parents in Sons of Garmadon, or literally any other time in the five seasons between Skybound and Prime Empire, but he doesn't. That's fine I guess, this is a show that rarely gets that deep. But then WHY bring it up at the end of Prime Empire, out of nowhere, especially in a way that makes it seem like we've witnessed Jay reflecting about his biological family at all?
To me, it kind of seems like it's because that was intended to be the emotional through-line of the season. Just like Master of the Mountain was about Cole coming to know his mother, Prime Empire seemed like it was meant to be about Jay coming to know his mother. Jay's "My parents abandoned me too but that's okay" line at the end felt like it was the ending to a different season, instead of the series of episodic side quests that was Prime Empire.
And on that note, the pacing is horrendous in this arc. Instead of going back and forth between the two groups, the one inside the game and the ones outside the game, it does this weird thing where it chunks it, spending several season with the 5 ninja and then cutting out to follow the Zane/Pixal/Wu story line for two full episodes.
(ON THAT NOTE, there is so much wasted potential for this season to have genuine themes. If not about Jay coming to terms with his adoption, then about the genuinely fascinating implications of a world where AI this advanced exists, but no, we just got Pixal being told that her feelings weren't real and she couldn't make connections like a human could and then it was resolved in ten minutes.)
I am Okino, as much as I love it, was an unnecessary episode. It would have been fantastic if we had time for it but these episodes are only 10 minutes long and there's only 16 and we DON'T HAVE TIME FOR IT. The league of Jay was really thrown in for half an episode and then was never elevant again. Lloyd, Cole, Nya, and Kai are all useless when they first enter the game and yet in the shorts Jay still gets to keep all his ninja skills. There's so many just random little things in this arc and it just. What.
THERE'S SO MANY RANDOM LITTLE THINGS IN THIS ARC AND I LOVE IT!!!
Dance Episode! Noir Episode! A gazillion side characters! Random Harumi fight!! It's SO GOOD!
It introduces way to many chaaracters, but it gets you to care about them in a way that Ninjago usually doesn't with it's side characters. I care about Okino! I care about Racer Seven! I care about Milton Dyre! Ninjago is a show with too many characters but in Prime Empire that doesn't take bother me as much because I LIKE them all.
With the way it's so episodic it honestly feels like watching Legacy of the Green Ninja. Dance episode! Race episode! Noir episode (will die mad that Ninjago Confidential wasn't called Nindroid Noir)! Side quest side quest side quest! After the heaviness of the Oni Trilogy and the second half of The Secrets of Forbidden Spinjitzu, it was just so refreshing to watch a season that was so fun.
And Prime Empire is GORGEOUS. The aesthetic of it was a little different than Ninjago's usual and it really worked, the animation was fantastic, the color palet was great, the lighting was just. Chef's kiss.
And the score of Prime Empire is genuinely the best score of any season of Ninjago and I will not be taking arguments. You are simply wrong. The music of Prime Empire is so FUN.
I guess that's kind of the thesis of this whole rant. Prime Empire may not have the strongest plot but it's the most fun to watch of all the recent Ninjago seasons-- of all the Ninjago seasons, in my opinion, and that's why it's my favorite one.
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"Hamster Ball"
Hey, @justashamwithwastedpotential Farmer Skylar! This is a story about you!
"Nowhere to run, you lousy boy..." Like a snake, the Gotoro mage hissed, watching with amusement as Julian's back pressed against the rock wall. Four more thugs, who were standing next to the enemy mage, began to approach Julian closer and closer. He realized that the situation was not very optimistic: the mages' sudden attack on him and Skylar on Ginger Island had taken them by surprise. Neither he nor Sky could figure out what these people wanted from them, but the time to ask wasn't too convenient. There was no one to expect help from (Lance was taking up a post in the Highlands that day), and, divided against their will, each of the farmers tried to escape the chase, but Julian was out of luck - he found himself at a dead end with all escape routes cut off.
"Put down your sword, brat. Or it's going to be bad", one of the thugs grinned sadistically, licking the blade of his dagger as the others approaching even more closer. Numbers were not on Julian's side. He must do something, and quickly! But what he can-
"Look out!"
Before anyone had a chance to react to the warning, Skylar appeared from beneath the jungle thicket... in a strange magical bubble inside. It rolled so fast and with such force that it instantly knocked the mage and their minions to the ground like bowling pins.
"I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!"
The three mages running after Skylar, seeing the others lying unconscious on the ground, froze in place for a moment. That moment was enough for Julian to counterattack them while a couple more Gotoro mages chased after Skylar.
However, Skylar changed the trajectories of the "ball" she was in so quickly that the pursuers had to run away from Sky to avoid being crushed by "that damn hamster ball," as one of the downed mages swore. While Julian was fending off sword and magic blows, and Sky was still rolling around and knocking down all the enemies (not forgetting to apologize all the time), a stream of energy formed near everyone present - it was a portal, from which Jolyne, Lance and the rest of The First Slash clan immediately crawled out. The Gotoro mages realized that their cause was lost, and quickly cast their own portal and ran away.
"We sensed the enemy battle magic on the island, and came to the rescue as soon as we could", Lance looked worriedly first at Skylar, then at Julian. "Are you both okay?"
"Yep", Julian answered. "We're fine. Right, Sky?"
"Oooooh... I'm going to be so sick...." Skylar dropped tiredly to the bottom of her magic ball. Julian thought that later he would like to ask his friend to teach her the protective barrier - it was an interesting and useful spell! "Hamster ball", Julian thought cheerfully, but decided not to say it out loud.
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beauleifu · 2 years
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hihi :D may I request some good ol yin/jin x reader fluff? they deserve more love
Oooooh, yes! Roughly 2k oneshot, hope you like it! And they do deserve love, those goofballs are hilarious.
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YIN/JIN X READER Pt 1
Lego Monkie Kid
Context: You invite your good friends Yin and Jin over to paint and have dinner. Unfortunately, these idiots are demons, and brothers. A dynamic duo that's doomed to be a hassle. But hey, you gotta love 'em.
TW: None. Fluff is fluff lol
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Uh-oh.
That's the first thought that crosses your mind the moment you open the door to your home. Earlier, you'd taken a huge risk by inviting the notorious demons Yin and Jin to an art fight at your place, and they'd mysteriously responded to your text by saying: [well, we never fought with paint brushes before, but hey! First time for everything!]
Not what you had in mind, actually. It's supposed to be an innocent and hearty time with your boys - having not seen them in quite sometime. Instead, the two troublemakers took your invitation quite literally.
So here you stand, staring at the pile of art supplies piled into the hands of Yin and Jin.
They beam at you. "Oi!"
"How's it going?"
"Heyyy!" You greet, voice slightly strangled as you get over the shock of seeing so much stuff, opening the door further to let them in. "Uh, going good! I see you guys came prepared . . ."
The demons stride right in as though they own the place, smiles wide and full of sharp teeth. As Jin sets everything rather unceremoniously on the art table you'd set up, Jin faces you with his hands on hips. "O' course! I mean, where's the fun in having a limited weaponry?"
His accent is thick, something you love about the both of them. With a nervous laugh, you close the front door. "We're not fighting, Yin. We're painting."
"You said art fight, though," Jin pipes up, looking smug at the very thought.
Like he'd win??
"Pfft! No, you dork," you scoff, grabbing your own supplies and situating them on the art table. Yin and Jin both watch you curiously, like cats who'd found something interesting. "It's just an expression. I really just wanted to draw with you guys. We can make it competitive if you want, though. Winner gets something special?" You offer, shooting them a smile.
Yin and Jin share a glance.
"I'd beat your ass," Jin says, wearing a shit-eating grin.
His brother retaliates with a swift punch to the challenger's shoulder. "Yea, right! If Loserville had a President, that'd be you, mate."
"No, it wouldn't!"
You deadpan the both of them, interrupting before they could start bickering. "Guys. You came here to paint."
The demons look rather sheepish as the shut up - not before sending the other a narrow-eyed glare, though. Scoffing fondly, you gather up a few cups and hand them out. "I assume you guys know how this works, right?"
"Yup! And it's gonna end with Jin's face lookin like a copy of The Weeping Woman," Yin snorts.
Jin blinks. "Wha- you mean Picasso's painting?"
"What else??"
Running water reaches your ears as the brothers fill their glasses, talking all the while. You notice Jin taking the time to fill an extra glass for you, and Yin, not wanting to be outdone, fetches a stack of fresh canvases. Honestly, you had expected to be the one doing all the work, but it's a nice change to get to sit back and watch in wonder as your boys walk around the room like they live here. And hey, that thought isn't exactly a bad one.
Resting your cheek on your hand, you smile at them in turn. "So what are we painting?"
"Dunno," Yin says thoughtfully, setting aside three pieces of paper for everyone." You want something simple or you want a real fight?"
"I'll pass. I'm kinda attached to my home, rather not have you guys wrecking it trying to prove you're the best," you say, smiling tiredly at the thought.
Jin comes over, eyes mischievous. "An who said that's a bad thing?"
"Uh. Me??"
The Golden Demon snorts, waving a brush offhandedly. "Well, you could always live with us," he says in a tone so casual he could be discussing the weather. Yin's head snaps up curiously, having already started on his art piece. Jin locks eyes with you, looking smug. "We don't mind. You'd be better company than this brute, anyways," he ads, nudging Yin.
His brother deadpans, poker faced. "Jin, (Y/N) don't want to lose their home. You're really thinkin of blasting their stuff to bits, now?"
"N-No! We're painting, how'd I even do that?"
You laugh, eyes on the canvas as you think of what to draw. "Yin, it's fine. Jin's just poking fun."
When you look up, though, the look in Jin's eyes makes you suddenly doubt your own words. Could the demon actually desire you to live with him and his brother? Would it actually be that much trouble? Well, now you've got a solid back-up plan whenever your home is destroyed. The boys would be totally down to have you over. You've never really thought about it, though. And, for some reason, the idea of living with the demons sounds rather nice.
"A-Anyways," you continue, risking a glance at them. Luckily you'd caught them before they went off at each other. "Why don't we paint some headshots? Whoever wins gets first dibs on dinner?"
Yin's jaw drops. "We're stayin for dinner?"
"If you want to, yeah."
"Are you kidding me right now?" Jin says, face splitting into a wide grin. Honestly, he's so excited he accidentally splatters his canvas with paint. "Your cooking is amazing! I mean, not as good as that pig's down the street, but hey, I'd choose your dish over his anytime."
You bite your lip. "Uh, thanks? I'm not that good, I normally just make you guys simple dishes."
"Heh, you think that, then."
Positively confused and embarrassed, you clear your throat and tap your brush nervously on the table. "So. Headshots?"
"Yeah, yeah, o' course," Yin says, dipping his brush into the water and patting it on the towel. Then, he pauses, glancing between you and his brother as Jin does the same. After a second, you look up to see him wearing a shit-eating grin. "Oi, Jin," he says, elbowing the orange demon, who glares. "Why don't we team up on our old friend here? It's only fair."
"Eh?" Jin blinks dumbly for a moment before realization crosses his face. Wielding the paintbrush like a weapon, he waves it at you. "Say, you're finally talking sense, Yin. That is a good idea."
It's your turn to look confused. "You guys are gonna team up?"
"Hell yeah," Jin says determinedly, tossing his piece of parchment aside in favor of Yin's ink-free canvas. "I mean, you obviously outrank us in the painting department, so it's only fair we get to team up against you. Whaddya say?"
You shrug. "Okay, go for it."
The brothers chuckle simultaneously, huddling close over a single piece of paper. It's fascinating how much they resemble actual demons at this moment in time. You're so used to seeing them so carefree - albeit troublemaking and argumentative. Sure, it's a nice change, but the evil expressions they're wearing is making you nervous. Gripping your paintbrush tightly, you get to work.
It's a lovely evening.
Minus the occasional bickering from Yin and Jin, but most of the time they actually cooperate very well. Each would take turns painting an area where the other was having trouble with, and more often than not you'd catch either one staring at you, paintbrush hovering in mid-air. They must've looked up to aid the progress of their painting, but got sidetracked with something unknown to you. It's actually hilarious. You have to swallow a laugh a few times when the demons begin arguing.
"Oi, Yin, you're getting their table all dirty!"
"It ain't my fault the brush is leaking water!" Jin fires back, glaring at the parchment at his mercy.
Yin sighs exasperatedly, rolling his eyes. He catches yours, shoots you a smile, and continues bickering as though he didn't just express a sliver of affection for you. "That ain't the problem, you're just a clumsy nitwit. You'll ruin the painting if you keep this up!"
"I'd like to see you do better!"
"Fine, I will! Gimme the brush," Yin huffs, reaching over with a muscular bicep to snatch the paintbrush out of Jin's hands. The demon quickly pulls back, shaking his horned head furiously.
"It's still my turn!"
All right.
You really can't control the laugh that sneaks it's way out of you.
The demons across from you pause to stare as you let out a snort of laughter. They're so goddamn silly it's no surprise you've been reduced to such a mess. When you're finished, you regard them with a grin.
"I really admire the teamwork, guys, but I think you've been painting long enough," you say.
Jin blinks. "But we ain't done . . ."
Yin glances at the time, eyes narrowed. "Oh, damn. We've been at this for an hour?? (Y/N), why didn't you tell us?"
"I liked watching you guys paint," you say simply, fingers drumming on the table. You'd finished awhile ago, but saw no reason to stop your boys from their adventure. "Do you need more time?"
Yin shakes his head hurriedly as Jin cleans up their workspace. "No! Nah, we're done. Um. Yeah."
Heh.
"You're nervous?"
"No! We're the Golden and Silver demons! If anyone's gonna be nervous, it's you, 'cause we totally won your art fight," the blue demon snorts, large arms folded over his armored chest. The two of them had neglected to change into something more comfortable before arriving at your doorstep.
A smile blooms on your face. "All right then, let's see."
"Uh . . ." The brothers share a nervous glance - to your absolute amusement - before slowly revealing your self-portrait. You peer close, eyes narrowing.
It's honestly not bad. You don't know if Yin and Jin are good at painting, but after glancing over the painting, you realize that they must've hoarded at least some talent for it to be this good. The shading is nice, and you can actually recognize yourself within the mass of wet colors. It seems as though they tried really hard to make it worthy of your approval - that's what they hope for, anyways. You don't consider yourself a great artist, only doing this to hang out with them. Your approval does mean the world to them, though.
A sound of awe escapes you. "Ooo, this is really good, guys. We should hang this up somewhere!"
"Here? You wanna hang it up here?" Jin demands, eyes wide.
"It's up to you. Honestly, you can take it back to your place or leave it with me - but if you choose the latter, please sign it," you add hurriedly; "I'd want to remember the idiots who painted such a masterpiece."
Yin and Jin share a glance.
"Yeah. You can have it," Jin says, practically shoving the canvas into your arms.
Yin follows up, tone earnest. "We'll sign it, too."
The canvas is promptly yanked back towards the brothers as they whip out some markers, wielding them with foreboding intent. But all they do is take about five minutes writing a quick note on the back of the canvas. You wait patiently, a weird feeling settling in your chest. It's warm.
When they finish, Yin sets the canvas aside, telling you not to read the notes until they've gone. Then, you reveal your own painting, which is just a double-portrait of the brothers.
Of course, they want to take it with them. You honestly wanted them to.
Dinner comes along, and the brothers are eager to do as much as possible. However, before starting, you offer for them to change into something more comfortable - clothes you'd stored over time specifically for them.
Could they be arriving in their armor just for you to ask that?
Maybe.
If it's true, you don't care.
The smiles on the demon's faces are a sight to behold, though. Yin grabs the outfit presented to him and makes a break for the bathroom while Jin hollers at him.
"OI! Slow down, you idiot!"
Laughing, you offer a second outfit to the remaining demon; a simple T-shirt and some sweatpants, "Guess someone's excited."
"Yeah, what a loony," Jin snorts, relieving you of the clothes.
The two demons change swiftly, coming back looking much more at home now. You decide to make dumplings, and the three of you move fluently throughout the kitchen, chatting all the while. Yin and Jin are much taller than you, and much stronger, so at one point, Yin just decides to pick you up and plop you on the counter without a word. You're obliged to demand why the hell he did such a thing.
"Why not? Jin and I can get way more done without havin' ta worry 'bout you burning yourself."
"This is my kitchen, though."
Jin shoots you a smug smile. "Yeah? Well, now it's ours. For now."
"You're mean."
Yin snorts from his spot by the stove, grinning wickedly at his brother. "Yeah, Jin. Why are you so mean to our little (Y/N)?"
"Little-?!" You start furiously, but the two break out into a fresh argument. With your voice drowned out by theirs, you let out a sigh, lean back against the cabinet doors, and cross your legs up on the counter. It's decided: you'll just watch. That's probably what the demons want you to do, anyways.
However, you don't mind. Yin and Jin prepare dinner soundly and smoothly after that one bicker episode, and you're content with watching and making small talk.
It's warm in the kitchen. Or perhaps it's just warm in your heart.
Yin and Jin just look like they belong here from how well they move around. Whenever they pass you, a smile is offered, or an occasional high-five. And dinner is simply delicious, making that little hint about you living with them only more inviting. You honestly want to ask them if they'd like to stay the night, but apparently they've been planning to sabotage someone tomorrow. Ah, well. At least you get to take a look at the notes they wrote when they leave:
'Hey, sorry if my brother was being a jerk. Don't know what else to write except that you should totally join us on our next heist. We'll be sure to invite you over for dinner next time too! ~Yin'
'Sorry about my brother, he's an idiot. Anyways, thanks for everything and we should totally do something epic next timer we get together! ~Jin'
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wickedmoonlite · 9 months
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KinnPorsche Rewatch 2023
So just a disclaimer: as we go into heavier topics in KP (dub-con/non-con, toxic behaviors, whatever else I know this series throws at us), I will not be doing deep dives. I'm planning on taking this just below surface value, but not too much farther. These are literally thoughts I have in the moment as I'm watching. There are plenty of other users on this platform who have done deep dives and are far more intellectual about it than I am planning on being. Also cinema/media literacy has never been my strong suit. Thank you for your cooperation.
Episode 5 Random Thoughts
No, Kinn, I don't think Porsche is okay. He's very.... Broody.
"My Papa isn't in the room? Gotta go snooping around because I'm nosy." Kim, probably.
I love how Korn doesn't trust his own son. He knows Kim's snooping around the family business and background because Papa knows everything. I swear, Korn has ten thousand schemes going on at a time and they're all kept track of in his head. Dude is very smart and cunning.
Tankhun knows exactly how Kim operates. And honestly, Khun has the best instincts of all three of the boys. He just doesn't want to be in charge of operations.
Kinn was also talking about himself and how he fucked up last night.
The montage of memories from the night before coming back to Porsche is very well done.
My little sister has done a flaming shot like that, she said it was very hot going down, so their reaction isn't too bad overall.
As an addendum to yesterday's post: I have many thoughts and feels about the ending sex scene (also feels about why I think it does work, and is well done, though v problematic). And I really appreciate how they went about the feelings behind it in today's episode. Where both Kinn and Porsche are having a hard time leaving it behind and trying to be with someone else because they're in like (not love yet) and stuff.
Kinn looking at his reflection in the window... Feels like he's having a hard time coming to grips with what happened (rightfully so, I'd say).
Vegas drives up on a Panigale V4 S with no back seat.
Oooooh the jealousy from Kinn.
I don't like that they used KP's song for VegasPorsche bike ride.
Pulling up to the building, the bike now has a back seat.
My favorites are here just strolling into a studio 🥰
Kim likes all the sides of you too, Chay. I can see the smitten even now.
Almost gave away that you're gathering info on the brothers, my dude.
I love how he gives in to Chay and stays to listen to the song even though he didn't initially want to. And then starts playing piano and singing along to it too. 🤡
Gratuitous shower scene, but it feels like he's washing away the bad.
Kinn showing up uninvited to the house of the person he likes is just a mood. Because he's just that forward and entitled lmao.
The way he switches between being brash and kind of a bitch to trying to be nicer is hilarious because it feels so unnatural. Mile did such a good job here.
I feel like Korn knows about or possibly orchestrated the kidnapping. It just feels so... off.
I do really love how well KP work together in these fist fighting scenes. It's so good.
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I think these posts with my thoughts are just going to keep getting longer as we get farther into the show... Which, I mean, if y'all don't mind it, then we're good. Episode 6 tomorrow!
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REACTIONS TO EPISODE 11 - DABI'S DANCE
The usual stuff: jokes, comments, some bits of thinking here and there. Pictures but not too many.
LAST EPISODE'S REACTIONS
OOOOOH I KNOW WHO THAT IS!
Did Shoto just catch Izuku with his leg? OMG, HE DID!! Impressive!
"Tomura, stop it. We must fall back now!" Smartest thing I heard AFO say. I think that's AFO.
Damn, a lot of you look a mess...
NEJIRE-CHAN COMING IN CLUTCH!!! MY GIRL!!! 💛💙
IIIIIIDAAAAAAA!!! MY SPEED BOY! MY CLASS PRESIDENT!!!! 💙💙💙 Shoto in the back though... hee hee...
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Nejire saw Ryukyu and put on her mad face. Beat his ass! What he did to her hand was AWFUL AND DISRESPECTFUL!!!
*cuts to Toga and Ochaco* Someone play Brooke Valentine's Girlfight since it's about to be one.
I'd react that way, too, if someone told me they used my quirk to kill somebody... like, damn I could have done that if I wanted to. I'm just joking. Seriously, I'd be mortified and ready to throw hands.
Ew, she's just gonna put foreign objects in her mouth? Well, it's Toga, what I expected. But, sweetie, at least have some limits, damn.
ZERO SATELLITES! LET'S GET IT!!
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FROPPY!!! 💚💚💚💚
"I wanted to talk to her about relationships." Now that I'm thinking about it, talking to a Hero student about relationships is like... it should be a last resort. They're busy all the time with exams and training, relationships would be the last thing on their minds.
Oh, Machia's here. 😐
Team effort with Nejire-Chan and Shoto!!! NICE!!!
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"Put me down..." Don't do it, Iida. No matter how angry he looks. Don't do it. *laughs in manga reader*
Hey, Spinner!
"What happened to you?" A lot, my guy, a lot. Man's been beaten, burned, insulted, annoyed by AFO. Man's been jumped. Like at the start, you wouldn't think he would turn out like this. Damn shame... shaking my head... he needs a bed.
Ah, and here comes Dabi with some unknown liquid to remove black hair dye effortlessly. Like, no, that is the weirdest thing to bring onto a battlefield. I know, I know, big reveal. Yeah, yeah. I don't care. That is the funniest thing ever.
The look Shoto gave Dabi is golden. That's the "my big sibling is being so annoying" look. I would know, I am the eldest and have gotten that look so many times.
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Aaaah, my icyhot boy got his card!!! So did Dabi!
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"I thought my kind would have recognized me." I know he has to be joking. That line is funny for that. But imagine saying that and meaning it. Especially to your little brother who was a baby when you disappeared. Yes, Shoto would definitely recognized you.
"I killed over 30 innocent civilians." At least, he admits it.
Oh, there's the Can't You See kid who is totally not a reference to Natsu from Fairy Tail, even though they share a VA!
"You have no idea how many times I cried on Natsuo's shoulders..." 😭😭😭
"But to my disappointment, you became the No. 1 Hero..." Everyone shares your sentiment...
I'm so sorry, yeah, Dabi cannot dance. I'm sticking to that, I'm not changing my mind. He is the guy who thinks he can dance, but can't, but he tries so you have to give him an A for effort.
Dabi's VA, Hiro Shimono is killing it though!! Yes!!!! YYYYESSSS!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Endeavor looks devastated... daaaamn...
Aaaaw, look how cute Toya is in that outfit!
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"What happened to your hair?" He got that Kaminari going on! My parents asked me the same when I cut my hair!!!
"Did you dye your hair?" Not yet.
Aaaaw, look at that proud smile. Going though his head is "AND WE'RE GONNA LET IT BURN, BURN, BURN!!!"
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Look at baby Toya and Fuyumi! So freaking adorable!!
"Why didn't you notice I was your son? You never suspected because so many had flame-related Quirks. Is that the reason?" Oh, you don't say!!!
Eye color? Spiky hair? Also common! Just because someone shares a trait, don't mean they're related!!! Jeez, I know you're smarter than this!! Gosh!!!
Might as well say you and Bakugou are related since you have spiky hair and fire related quirks!!
And then you had been rocking black hair and staples this whole time! Oh yes, your family would totally know you're Touya!
This Todoroki drama is very sad though.
"Give Gigantomachia the order!" He is out of commission, he can't do that currently. Spinner, thanks for caring about him though. I like you.
Oooh, I hate seeing those faces on Fuyumi and Natsuo.
"Worship me." Skeptic! 🤣🤣🤣
Love that Dabi brings up Hawks "killing" Best Jeanist because ha ha!! Dude, you just don't know!
"I find that unacceptable! He covered up his true nature with his righteous persona." Okay, Mr. THAT'S MY OPINION! Obviously, Dabi didn't do enough background checking because he would have known Hawks was practically raised a tool. He really didn't have a choice, did he? Isn't that something? Like ya'll could have bonded over that or something. But no, yeah ya'll kept your pasts in the dark. Understandable though.
PROPS TO YUKI KAJI ONCE AGAIN! Those lines delivery!!! Yessssss!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
BEST JEANIST COMING IN WITH THE SAVE!!!!
Okay, I do like the Toya-Dabi change they made to the ED!!!
"Kacchan is finally revealing his hero name." YEEEEESSSSSS!!! I AM READY FOR THAT!!!
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grigori77 · 1 year
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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 55
I WILL get a,look at Midst eventually, guys, I promise ...
Creator Clash! Yes! I saw it! It was crazy! Marisha you rule, it doesn't matter if you didn't win, you were still awesome anyway and we're all SO PROUD of you!
And then there's Ashley, once again making us wonder just how secretly kinky she really is ... O.O
So yeah, are we FINALLY back with the endangered trio? PLEASE?!!! Aaaaaah, bollocks ...
Never mind, I'm really getting to like Deanna and FRIDA anyway, so ...
So IS IT a real marriage, or just like a symbolic thing. Oh boy ... the "banged it out" conversation ... yeah ...
Ah yes. Planerider Ryn ... yeah ... we can hope. It's really all we CAN DO right now, clearly.
Oh yeah! The wounded girl! Nice to see her up. Oh wow, Deanna! Wow! That's so sweet of her.
Yeah, I did wonder if Chetney was gonna raise eyebrows. 27! Nice Deception, Imogen! Even if it wasn't REALLY Deception. Well ... okay, he did rip them off, but still ...
Yes, good point, Chet ... no sticky fingers, Fearne!
Sponsorship ... oh boy.
Fancy dude! Who was that? Hmmm ... history check? Nope ... oh gods, here we go, Fearne being Fearne ... Lord Desavon Kevash? Hmmm ... oh boy, and he is just SMITTEN ...
Dear gods that is an abysmal joke ... clearly the guy has a very rudimentary sense of humour. Oh here we go ... 26? Fuck ... Nice, beard ring. Cool.
The King and Queen! Oooooh ...
Dwarf Queen is a CUTIE, I like her already. Elf King is ... interesting. Like elves tend to be, I guess ... and also old. REALLY REALLY OLD ...
Oh yes! A favour! Nice ... just what they need ...
Royal Insight Check? WHISPERS!!! YAY!!! Now ASHLEY'S doing the WizzKids plug ...
I'm sorry, WHAT?!!! Is FRIDA making s move in Letters?
Oh boy, a bull ... interesting choice, Chet. Glad it works, at least.
Ooooooh, backstory for magic bull statue! Nice ... oh, so it WAS a kind of protector? Cool. Wait ... MORE?!!! Intriguing ... oh, corrupted forest? Hmmm ...
Deanna: "So you know about the Applebee's Soulcycle?" Wow ... everybody starts laughing ... Travis: "Long may it reign." Matt: "Sorry, you just Bluescreened me for a second ..."
Crap ... so teleportation is ... OFF?!!! Crap ...
Yeah, Chet, ASK!!! ASK!!!
Wow ... okay, just giving it ALL away ... here we go ...
Sam: "Is the Queen checking Chetney out?" Travis: "Well some things you don't NEED to check."
30 on an Insight check? Fearne, HOW?!!! Holy fuck ...
Oh yeah, BOONS ...
Drixlix! Yes, FUCK that guy ... screw him ... sell him down the river. Yes! Give them the evidence! FIST PUMP!!!
Ah, Ludinus, here we go ... oh SHIIIIIIIIT! Wow ... oh, that is DARK ... oh, so the god hatred was ALWAYS there, was it? Great ...
MORE BACKSTORY!!! SWEET!!!
Oh shit ... Ruidus AGAIN!!!
Aramond Turestral ... hmmm ... sounds like a bad man already ... oh boy, is this a quest setup for later? Lovely ... in a really foreboding way ...
Wait ... Chetney's just ... fuck, is getting right? HAS Ludinus done this before?
Oh fuck ... the Solstice is STILL HAPPENING?!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiit ... yeah, the Tethered Moon is a REAL THING then ... fuck ...
Yes, the temples ... oh yeah, the Changebringer maybe, get FCG there ...
Oh so they ARE going to go to Molaesmyr ... okay ...
Yay! Another MAP! Sweet ... cool ... oh ... nuts, no map? Bummer ...
Awwwww ... lost love ... sweet gay memories for the Elf King ...
Crap ... Shadycreek Run ... lovely ...
Aww, bless ... LITERALLY. Deanna blesses the Royals ...
Ooooh ... fancy armour! Sweeeeeeet ...
Whoa! FREE TAILORING!!! AWESOME!!!
So what's the plan? Shopping? Stuff? Lore hunting? Tailors?
Wow ... is Deanna JEALOUS of the vibing between FCG and FRIDA?
The Duskmaven? Hmmmm ...
Whoa, here we go, is Aabria gonna be able to capitalise on Calamity insider knowledge?
It's official. FRIDA is crushing hard on FCG ... and Deanna's trying to be supportive? They're so sweet ... awwwwwwwwwwaw ...
Deanna: "We only get the one life. Unless you're ME." XD
And she's still so protective of them ... :3
Okay, split up time ... allowed for shopping, that's not a problem.
The Vellum Steeple. Here we go.
Okay, what was Sam's flask nonsense this time, I didn't get a good enough look at it, that wax a VERY quick flash ...
An Elven mile Troy Baker? Hmmmm ...
Kinash Serovoldin? Okay ... sounds more like an elvish Brad Pitt to me, remember when he was in Legends of the Fall? A bit like that ...
Deanna: "Are they weak to anything? Other than gruff charm, I mean."
XD I'm loving it, Deanna is totally crushing HARD on Kinash. Aabria: "That's it, I'm out!" Travis: "Are you horny on main right now?"
AABRIA gets a Whispers ... oh cool, beanie plug! So cute ...
Nuts ... the Ludinus dossier is THIN ... not good ... The Eve of Crimson Midnight? Hmmmm ... oh, Ludinus, you SNEAKY FUCK ... evil dude ... Gildhollow Tower ... okay ...
Matt really is setting Ludinus up as a total Exandrian Palpatine, isn't he?
Meanwhile, at Jaquoby's ...
Oh yeah, this us totally a tech head's workshop all the way ... meanwhile the flirting begins ... :3
Wow, FRIDA is SO BAD at this ... oh boy ... and the FCG backstory is SUCH a mess in context ... wow ... "killed the Pussy" ... yikes ...
Holy fuck! THE KISS!!! THE KISS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! OH MY GODS!!!
Matt: "THERE'S NO TONGUE!!!"
Jaquoby Macyl ... oh, I like him immediately.
Wow, he is LITERALLY giving FCG a mangled kettle to eat instead of a cup of tea. XD
Suspension ... FCG: "If it gets uncomfortable then I can hold FRIDA's hand." AWWWWWWWW!!!
So cool ... FCG is armouring up! Sweet!
"Faithful Care Giver" ... oh yeah! :3 that is ADORABLE!!! Everybody's losing it with cuteness and so am I ...
Time for a break!
Gathering at Catlyn's ... but first a heart-to-heart between Imogen and Chetney ... hmmmm ...
Heavy stuff ... oh boy ... Insight versus Deception ... a draw? ROLLIES!!! Wow ... Imogen OWNED that one ...
Payphone cable ... oh yes, blast from the past indeed ... many Millennials and later may not get that reference ... I am SO OLD ...
WTF just happened?
FCG: "I feel like I'm gonna be a little bit stealthier. By one point." XD
A chocolate box assortment of exotic scrap metals ... I love it!
Aha! Temple if the Dawnfather! Cool!
Aabria saying "Bless you!" to Sam when he sneezes makes an interesting change to Ashley telling him to "Stop it!" XD
So other priests and clerics are CUT OFFfrom their deities? Hmmmmm ... so Deanna's one of the lucky few ... that's so worrying.
Catlyn's Clothier? Sounds fancy ...
Oooooh, snobbery ... and THAT puts you in your PLACE, little miss arrogant! XD Nice one.
Deanna is apparently BLACKING OUT through sheer excitement at the fashion possibilities ...
Chetney wants a VELVET TRACKSUIT?!!! Oh gods ... and the eternal question as posed by the Incredible Hulk, how to deal with the SUDDEN SIZE CHANGES!!!
Imogen is going practical but also totally BADASS ... essentially she wants Arctic Dark Phoenix vibes ...
FCG's all shiny now ... they want a dark blue duster coat? Cool ...
Deanna is build like a Pixar mom ... "dumptruck ass"? XD ...
Whoa ... just FIXED FRIDA's coat on the spot?
And Fearne is just GOING OFF totally ... ooh, corset ... poofy sleeves ... lots of leg ... and she's getting Deanna to knit her something ... yup, cleavage, business as usual for Fearne ... "Go to town!" Yes indeed ...
Deanna: "Can I have BIGGER UGGS?"
Oh, the little embroidered bull for everybody is such a sweet idea ...
Oh yes, get something for Laudna too! Perfect ...
Fearne wants something from the Willow TV show's wardrobe, apparently ... :3
Oh, so the bots are making it official, but not mzking a big deal out of it ... I love it ...
Chetney's tracksuit STRETCHES ... AND it has a custom hole on thd butt for when he grows his tail? Dear gods ...
Eisselcross? Oh, Deanna and FRIDA backstory ...
Stick together, guys! All together in the morning ... off to Molaesmyr ...
And now they're all shitfaced on champers ... XD
Oh, Fearne is TOTALLY doing crimes ... no, she's SPECIFICALLY going go the Temple of the Wildmother! Cool ...
Genuinely enchanted little place ... cute little statue too ...
Fearne tries praying to the Wildmother ... and she is REALLY BAD AT IT, too. Ye gods ...
Perception check? Hmmm ... 23? Okay ... nothing ... oof ... probably not a good sign ...
Wow ... Fearne wants Chetney to make a move on Deanna ... and now he's going dien a really erotic memory lane ...
Oh, so FEARNE is gonna make a move instead? Blimey ...
Ah, so it's just a girl's night slumber party? That's fine ...
Aabria: "Laura Bailey!" Travis: "No chill!" XD
Schrodinger's Tongue? Matt is hating it and I love it ...
Oh boy ... they are so cute and a little NAUGHTY too ... they are playing the others SO BAD with all these noises ... oh ... gods ... what? The wheel? Where the fuck is this GOING?!!! Aabria: "What is the MOISTURE?!!!" LOL
Morning hangover? Not with Lesser Restoration ...
Weavepiercer Gloves? Ooooooooh ...
Ah yes, Clmponrnt shopping, always important for mages ...
The Matron of Ravens' Temple ... and it's closed? Not a good sign ...
Goat shopping time, then ...
Whoa ... BIG goats ... cute, too, apparently.
Deanna gets a sweet and chubby one ... Gerry? Yup ...
Of course Chetney has to get the BIGGEST one. Wow ... like SUPER RIPPED ... bulldog walk? XD He is perfect. Musky. Yes. Of course he is.
FCG gas chosen a PRETTY one ... Fabio? SNORT ... of course ...
Imogen gets the veteran ... Bell? Cute ...
FRIDA picks the "Shaggy" (as in Scooby Doo) of thd herd ... Patchwork? Awwww ...
Fearne just wants z literal wooly SPHERE ... red panda coat? Awww ... Dornie Boy! Cute ...
Off towards the Savalirwood, then ... and that's it for tonight! Okay then ...
Nice place to stop.
But I really do hope we FINALLY get back to the lost trio next week! Seriously, guys! Please ...
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The Kingdom of Sky Land welcomes us~! Who is this mysterious rival? And this even more mysterious woman Sora admires? Only now will we discover.
-The king be pacing.
-Absolutely massacred these flowers.
-A truly humiliating assassination.
-Ohhhh, new villain
-I love the way they looked there for a brief second, I wonder what they're like?
-Pu-ri-kyu-aaaaaaaaaaa
-The princess walks!
-"Bless you, my heroes! You've saved our princess, made her smile,"
-Once a couple of scrubs on different paths in life, the Pretty Cure have become national heroes~!
-Owe yourself a little more credit, Mashiron. Soak in the excitement.
-Oh?
-Right, she's just straight up riding a Chocobo.
-"I fucked up, you guys can go home."
-King Skyland
-Oooooooooh, there she is
-I'm assuming she's Captain of the Royal Guard. Must've been some serious shit
-Shalala?
-Azure Guard...
-Holy shit, she's got a fucking lightsaber.
-Er uh, I guess beam katana if you're so inclined.
-Sora's fangirling is absolutely adorable.
-The Hero~!
-...I deadass thought that shopkeeper was slinging the meth from Breaking Bad, but no, those're the Sky Jewels Yoyo used to repair the gate from a few episodes ago.
-Tsubasa?
-Whatcha thinkin' about, lad?
-Oh, I see! The King!
-Well, you're free to pursue whatever gender you'd wish, but not only is he like five times your age, you'll be horrendously unhappy if you skip lu-
-Ohhhhhh, you're
-You're just riding high off the
-Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking, carry on, I'm very off today!
-The royal nanny.
-"You are way too humble, Mashiron."
-Oh yes yes
-I wanna know Shalala better.
-Ooooooh, she's become a rookie.
-Oh and she changed back into her homeland attire, I almost didn't notice.
-Beryberie.
-Wow, okay.
-"Mmmm... alright then. We'll do just that then."
-...I guess we're fighting today.
-She needs only her Skyland Divine Fist.
-Hot damn, this is sick.
-Oooooh!
-Foofd
-"A fool deals only in strength and weakness.""
-Beriebery is outta here.
-Looking sharp, Private Sora.
-A truly cosmic level of fate.
-We meet, we become friends, we become stronger.
-Who be you?
-Ahhhh, yep. There it is. Something to set Beryberie's actions in context.
-Have the courage to think and act on your own.
-SHE SPUN HIM
-...I know I made a few Skyward Sword references throughout this series so far, but holy crap, that is just straight up Link in emo drip.
-Yeah, I get real bad vibes off this man
-C'mon! Oh joy, Diet Narshe.
-Battamonda is his name, it seems.
-Cure Time.
-"Sorry boy, no weaklings allowed~!"
-Off they gooooo!
-Updraft Shining!
-Gauntlet Regained
-Ohhhh, those're antennae.
-No wonder he's called Battamonda then.
-It's important to give someone space.
-Oh, okay! She's feeling better. That's nice.
-I wonder how rigorous the Azure Guard's recruitment and training process is normally?
-Oh Flora! Hello~! Worry not, Sora's living her dream.
-Ohhhhhh that's a fast track to disaster we're on next episode.
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