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dragon-ascent · 4 months
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Hello, how are you ? Since you have open request I’d like to ask something : How do you think our favorite dragon Zhongli will react to his wife being accused of lying because they have corrected an historian on a false fact about Morax ?
Since English isn’t my first language I’m afraid this is not clear, I’m sorry.
Ooh, I like it, here's what I've come up with <3
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The tension is palpable and certainly not what you were hoping to land yourself in when you accepted Zhongli's request to be his plus-one aboard the Pearl Galley.
"Forgive me, Mr. Changying, but that's where I'll have to correct you," you tell the stocky man before you. The food and drinks on the table are long-untouched. "Rex Lapis didn't take on such a grand ten-headed and eight-armed form to exterminate those sea creatures. In fact, he personally went door to door to trap them in little Geo contraptions, even having a bit of trouble with the.... particularly wrigglier ones."
Changying's eyes practically roll into the back of his head. "Do you truly believe that rubbish just because that is what's commonly peddled? That the Geo archon, who could raise the mountains and calm the tides without breaking a sweat, found the task of getting rid of tiny sea creatures tedious and challenging?"
Sighing, you say, "Even the gods are subject to being less-than-perfect in their methods. And besides, the damn things were inside people's houses - brute strength would not have been handy at all. Rex Lapis needed to be careful and meticulous so that none of his people were harmed. Hence the Geo cages."
Despite how neatly you'd presented your counterpoint, Changying merely scoffs as he adjusts his glasses. He jabs a finger at you accusingly. "You're lying, just like everyone else," he growls, "and you clearly have no respect for our late archon! Do you even like him?"
Your breath nearly hitches in your throat as you gaze up at him in shock. "Ex...excuse me?"
The man pulls no punches as he continues his rant against you. "How can you so blindly believe what the masses think? Maybe if you were a real Rex Lapis follower like me, you would learn some critical thinking skills and draw more accurate conclusions!"
"I'm afraid I am on the side of my partner here, Mr. Changying," cuts in Zhongli, placing an arm on your shoulder. Relief floods your veins as you let out the breath you'd been holding. "They are correct in explaining that Rex Lapis had to go the simplistic route when dealing with Liyue's sea creature infestation."
Changying's eyes grow wide. "Forgive me, Mr. Zhongli," he murmurs, and you're not ignorant to the way his tone mellows out and becomes more respectful as he continues to speak. "I didn't know you were also in agreement of that story. But let me explain why he likely-"
"It is alright for you to have your own interpretations of events, especially for a being with an expansive history that is always being debated over," says Zhongli calmly, poised as always, "but when these interpretations are unrealistic and you still try to present them as fact...while belittling other people, no less...the line must be drawn somewhere, yes?"
Changying blanches, stammering, "Er, but don't you think Rex Lapis would appreciate deviating thought processes more, especially when..."
Zhongli's eyes narrow ever so slightly, his visage still calm as a pond. "Perhaps so, but what he would not appreciate is his people trying to one-up others in an attempt to prove they are his most loyal followers." Your husband glances at you. "I know my partner well, and they love Rex Lapis dearly. Not only do you accuse them of lying, you also undermine the love they hold for the deity."
His hand brushes against yours and he interlaces his fingers with you, giving a gentle, reassuring squeeze. You smile softly.
Changying scrambles for words, useless excuses and explanations that hardly justify him being on his high horse.
Zhongli, unamused, fires his parting shot. "Far be it for an ordinary man like myself to tell you what to do, but here is some advice: gather reliable citations for your claims, provide succinct evidence, and be respectful of those with opposing views, and perhaps then Rex Lapis would consider you a favorite of his."
With that, Zhongli escorts you away from the scene, knowing full well you will always be his favorite by far - the approving smile he gives you conveys that perfectly.
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night-dazai · 2 months
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Hi !! i got this idea while looking at a picture of dazai, i suggest you a pm dazai x reader x ada dazai smut 👀👀 i'm hungry for dazai 😭 please can you write me one? 🙏🙏🙏
Hey all I am sorry that I have not been posting for a week, college is too rough on me I have nothing done I am sorry😭😭😭 I will update all requests soon and the box is always open for more spice!
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Tags: threesome, ass and pussy fucking, female reader, slapping, nipple play, rough sex, creampies .not proofread
SLAP! Your ass throbbed with pain and pleasure as both of them riled into your cunt and mouth “Bella ~~” one moaned out while the other grabbed your breasts harshly while calling you a whore. It has been hours you were sure but not one of them had any intentions of stopping “pls.. I cannot “ you whined when one took his dick out of your mouth only to get another harsh slap across your ass and a mean hard thrust “ shut it “ one said while the other kissed your passionately “ one more love ~”. His smooth voice wanted you to do more for him but the other made sure you did more for him little did you know they were opposites but one thing they had in common was that not one of them was stopping anytime soon “ Dazai ~~” your moan was horse and rough due to your overused vocals “ yes love/slut” both answers moving their hair from their face. 
FEW HOURS BEFORE : 
“This is a fucking time travel machine !!!” you shouted to your boyfriend, you both were supposed to find the criminal who stole the machine, arrest him and destroy the machine. “Not use it to go to the past !” you shouted while your lover was too excited looking at his surroundings “It sure is the past !” he exclaimed clapping his hands together like a happy kid. You wanted to punch the life out of this man but you could not plus just 24 hours after that you guys will automatically go back to the future or your present. 
For one hour both of you walked the streets of Yokohama seeing your past “That shop “ you said pointing at a candy shop. Dazai giggled “Yeah, after each mission, I would go there right ? Why not get some candy now ?” he asked. Both of you entered the tiny box-like shop but stopped dead in your tracks seeing a brown-haired in a black coat biting his nails instead of the food . “thaa…” you stammered while Dazai smiled but it was a sad one, before any one of you could act you already made eye contact with him “Port mafia executive Osamu Dazai “ you mumbled holding your lover's hands tightly. 
You did not know if it was excitement or what “Hi!” your lover said walking towards the confused-looking younger Dazai. He looked at Dazai for one second turned his head towards you and kept staring “That's rude “ you said smiling. “Marry me “ was all the younger Dazai said making your lover laugh “Yeah only after a few years, still I am yet to go there but we can get there, “ he said. 
Everyone in the shop was curious as to the twin-looking people but the executive seemed to be a bit too calm “Explanation? Ability?” he asked calmly. Dazai explained the whole situation but left out important parts like how he no longer was a pm member. You thought he would think you guys were lying but for some reason, the Dazai and Dazai had some weird way of communicating.
After listening to your lover he rubbed his chin processing the information going through his head “So, you are the future me, this girl is our lover and she is an ordinary citizen (which is a lie your lover told him for safety “). And now you are stuck here for 24 hours ?” “More like 22 or 21 hours “ you corrected putting your tea cup down “Wanna spend time together ?” you asked. 
You knew Dazai from his mafia days, you were following him ( you were a detective in ADA ) but little did you expect to fall for him and seeing his younger self made you want to know him as a person and not some living person you read from a file. 
The Executive gave you one more weird look “ wanna go to my house ?” he asked. Dazai went quiet for one moment and then agreed, you had just decided to follow them both for the day and that's how you ended up in his house, stuck between both of them as you guys watched “TV “.
Both of them squeezed you as you sat with tense muscles when you felt a hand on each of your thighs, confused you looked at both trying to remove it but they didn't budge “ Dazai …???” “Why not have some fun with me ?” the executive asked smirk plastered on his face “Well you can never be as good as me, “ Dazai said squeezing you and making you shut and open your eyes “Then Why not find out “ the younger Dazai felt challenged and you could feel the cold air but you seemed to have no say plus both are your lover right ?? (you were confused ).
That's how you ended up on the large queen size bed of the mafia executive while your lover lay on it calling you to lie on his chest “I am removing them “ the executive said pulling your jeans in one pull and dragging your panties halfway done while the other kissed you making you look at him. 
“This is something new for you right ..so wet “ he said licking your juices. That's when reality hit you “What were you doing ?!!! Your lover is okay with this ??” but you could not think or talk as a whimper escaped your mouth feeling the executive move his tongue in your cunt while your lover had your top naked making you completely naked. 
“Bella~~~” he moaned pinching and twisting your nipples leaving hot wet kisses down your neck and back. Shivering you held the hair of the executive “Slow” you said as his to slow his mean pace of tongue. 
Not did you unknowingly encourage him to go faster he had you cumming 4 mins after you said that and it was a strong orgasm. Your lover laid you down on the bed and switched positions with his past self, positing at your wet throbbing cunt “In love “ voice dripping with lust he moved his entire length in. 
Breathing hard and whimpering you moved to his thrust when you felt a hand on your jaw “Put this to use love “ the mafia said shoving it and making you choke. It was hard and rough the way both of them handled you but also felt similar and … good….
Your jaw hurts and you have cum 3 or 4 times your hazy did not know “Come on the move “ your lover hissed slapping your thighs as you stopped shaking your hips to match his rough, up shots “Can… can't” you thought crying tears which mixed with your drool and cum dripping from your jaw as the mafia executive kept abusing your poor mouth. 
“ You can and will “ the executive said one last time holding your jaw tighter and shooting in your mouth for the nth time. As he pulled out your lover pulled out of your cunt, both holes leaked white cum of his and yours mixed cum and drool and juices. 
It was nasty and wet but satisfying “Switch?” the mafia Dazai asked as your lover agreed and then again you were on all fours as they did the same after cleaning their cum from both holes. Your eyes were rolling to the back of your head when you suddenly noticed the mirror next to you. You could see yourself getting fucked at both ends, embarrassment flooded your mind and your body reacted “Don't tighten suddenly you slut “The mafia Dazai slapped your ass making you jerk from the reaction. 
The look in his eyes is animal-looking and soo predatorial, unlike your sweet lover. Noticing the path of your eyes was not to the liking of your lover who pulled his dick out of your mouth “Eyes on me Bella “ his voice was firm and stern but still warm unlike the person fucking your cunt. 
He suddenly kissed you, it was rougher than before and more harsh grip on your chin. ADA Dazai stared at PM Dazai “Oh… I see “ the executive said giving more mean thrusts making you jerk up and fall off your hands landing on your lover's lap crying and holding his thighs “ suck me off “ he ordered eyes not on you but the man fucking you. 
It felt hot, your sweet lover who had a rough fucking style was always still warm to you but suddenly became 100 times hotter as you got fucked by his past self. You eagerly sucked his tip massaging his balls while he put his head back “Yeah deeper “ he ordered pushing you a little deeper. 
Time flew like a second and you had cum thrice on both their cocks while they still seemed to have enough energy to ravishingly enjoy you two more times “Please…..no more” you begged but they were having none of that. Both were focused on giving you pleasure more than the other when suddenly one of them would make you look into the mirror and spread your pussy opening it with his fingers as his cock was in “See… see how this slutty hole is sucking me in “.
As you turned your head to stop looking from the view your lover would have your mouth used again and again as he played with your nipples like they were a toy. 
Suddenly your lover pulled you up your back in his chest as he positioned his dick at your asshole while the other Dazai got in front of your cunt “I heard this feels too good” he said and both entered you at the same time forcing you to see your fucked out messy face in the mirror asking you “ who is better ?” 
HOURS LATER : 
Kunikada sat with the most worried expression on his face you sat down panting while your lover just sat next to you smiling “Are you alright ?” he asked rubbing your back you would flinch making the blonde look at you more worried but he removed his hand. 
Yosano smiled and patted your head “ wanna rest in the office “ she offered as you nodded weakly and walked up with her help. “ Get lost “You slapped your lover's hand when he offered but he smiled and just watched you walk limping “What happened “ the blonde asked again “Nothing…..she just met me again for the very first time “ he said smiling a bit weird. 
“Dazai have you gotten a bit shorter ?” Kunida asked suddenly asking him to look at him for the first time after getting back from the past “No..why ?” Dazai asked but the blonde was gone when his phone rang “How is she ?” the caller asked “A little better but I think we should go easy on her “ the smile still plastered on his face “You should have gone easy on her “You lover shouted hanging up “ well maybe …next time “ 
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colliope · 4 months
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How date-able are twst boys? ♡
inspired by @sunsguilt
Features all chars, and gets pretty suggestive btw. Otherwise mostly crack +fluff
a/n: my first writing! I hope u enjoy :) if not then go die i guess
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Riddle Rosehearts - I don't ljke him. If we're talking pre-overblot he'd banish you to that headlock thing with his unique magic if you ever tried to ask him out or flirt with him. Post-overblot hed be really shy in getting into a relationship but wants to be cared for and protected. But he's not standing up for u in front of his mom tho you'll have to deal with her urself
6/10 he’s a sweet boy, just too bossy and not assertive enough to his mom. Divorceablity is quite high with this one.
Cater Diamonds - low-key relatable to me. BUT. His slang gets annoying after a while. His constant posting without peoples permission is weird too. Picture this. He's meeting your family for the first time, and you sit to have dinner. Cater takes a pic of you guys and posts it with the caption "With bae their fam, I'm a bit nervous guys wish me luck!🥺"#girldad #boymom #saveme Your family assumed it's his humor. WRONG. It's his way of coping with his uncomfortability. When it's silent during dinner he says" OH EM GEE GIRLYPOPS!!!, this food is so SLAY💅!! Tysm bestiessss" Your family gives him the nastiest side eye. He never speaks again. 
7/10 he seems to be a pretty sweet and understanding person, just needs better ways to express himself . Also he calls your mother queenie.
Trey Clover - he’s an interesting guy. You'll typically see him as an npc, but he's much more than that. Have you seen his *tips fedora * "m'lady" stare?? Yeah there's definitely something strange going on there. He's a pretty family oriented guy tho, and he loves to bake for his s/o and to provide comfort and care.
8/10 he's probably one of the more normal ones that I would actually date. Or be friends with. Just keep one eye open when your sleeping with ur with him tho
Ace Trappola- I don't understand how someone could even like him. He's the kinda kid to push you off the swing during recess and when you tell the teacher he'll go like "NUH UH!! THEY HIT ME FIRST!!" . Plus he's canonically not a good partner lmaoooo
3/10 he’s not even a middle schooler. Too pebble brained. Don't date a gremlin like him. maybe if he finds someone like him he might maintain a steady relationship.
Deuce Spades- no thoughts head empty. He needs a little direction in life but he's got a goal in mind. He's a lil stupid but he's getting there. He's such so sweet and silly you have to love him. But he needs to mature a bit before entering a long term relationship 
6/10 not my type, I would go for his mom instead. Plus his dad is literally dr.eggman, that explains everything. but yeah he's got what It takes, be kind to him. He's fragile. Like an egg.
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Leona Kingscholar - girl he is 21 years old he should be in the CLUB!!!!! But no. He's sitting alone eating Kentucky fried chicken alone on a Friday night. If he really wanted someone, he could go for it, but he seriously can't be bothered. If you do manage to get him attached to you it'll take him a while to fully love you as much as you love him, as well as put in the same amount of effort .
7/10- I don't think he genuinely needs a partner. He's got his own issues to sort out. But when he falls, he falls hard. I wonder how hard his abs are.
Ruggie Bucchi - Rugbartholomew !!!! The scrunkly. The scrimp. It'll be so fun horsing around with this guy. Being his s/o is like being his partner in crime. It'll be fun, and you guys support each other . He really cares abt his loved ones and always tries to bring something to the table for them, literally and metaphorically. Midnight runs to seven eleven. He's working 10 jobs at a time. He's EMPLOYED. He's a boyemployee. He just needs his girlboss to complete him.
5/10 he's a bit scummy tbh. It'll take him a while to fully trust someone. He’d do some sleazy things for money. It also gives you the ick when he smells donuts and starts floating towards them.
Jack Howl- he's surprisingly normal. He's got a set sleep schedule , he's healthy, he has set routines, and healthy coping mechanisms. But that's the thing. as much as he is such a caring and gentle lover, these routines take up most of his life and time. He would be waking you up at ungodly hours for a morning jog only for you to pass out midway to Mount Kilimanjaro. .
7/10 -he dates for marriage, and he’s really serious about his future and starting a family. So he’s such a loyal and protective guy. He's just too much of a gym bro. He prefers pre-workout over partners. Also he unironically likes alpha/werewolf quotes.
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Azul Ashengrotto- I love him so much. He's so me guys you don't get it (capitalism) but that aside, HES SO DAMN WEIRD LMAOOOOOO like he thinks he has rizz but he just looks like a Reddit 'nice guy'. Legitimately says m'lady. He gives off the fake dating trope to me. He'd date you to get something out of you but then actually fall hard bc he's touch starved and longs to feel emotionally vulnerable but is afraid of it. So he's an absolute mess in a relationship and needs a lot of reassurance. But yeah he's pretty bitchless 
7/10 he's gorgeous, but he sounds like that one pufferfish singing thing. I relate to him a lot so he gets points. Also since his parents are divorced he definitely has a high divorceability. I have a theory in the works that since we don't know who his biological father is, it might just be Mr. Krabbs. Like it's never said he's a full octopus (to my knowledge). SpongeBob and squidward are Floyd and Jade respectively. SpongeBob X twisted wonderland when?
Floyd Leech- he drank battery acid as a baby. Like dude you're in love with a nuclear fission bomb. If you like Floyd, you're just as fucked up as he is. It's okay tho, he's a very physically affectionate guy and may be overly possessive and obsessive but that's just his charm dw abt it. He also does thing like "if you hug me, expect a little nibbling on your earlobe 😝" and he bites off your entire ear.
2/10 his kisses taste like fish and sheet metal, and he licks short peoples heads when no one's looking. 
Jade Leech- if you saw him eat mushrooms well no you didn't because if he eated mushrooms then he would have not eating mushroom bc no . His version of love is psychological warfare . He’s a mysterious guy. Let's set a scenario for him. You're sitting in the monstro lounge. You see a tall, dark and handsome man across the bar with a mysterious aura. You catch his gaze and quickly dart your eyes away. But his never stop staring at you. He comes up to you and you guys chat naturally . He buys you a drink, your favorite actually. He knows all the ways to make you swoon. He’s so dreamy. Then he says that he put cyanide in your drink as joke. Then he lets it slip he's been stalking you for days. You find out his a wanted criminal. And end scene. Yeah that's romance with him. 
4/10 he's an attentive and observant guy, but sadly that's way before you guys are dating and he's a psych ward escapee.
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Kalim Al-Asim - OTTERRRR!!! I love otters. He’s like deuce. But rich. And more innocent(ignorant). He’s so head over heels for his s/o bro. He’d shower them with his love and gifts. He still has a lot to learn in life, but he's willing to give it all to you. You should be honored.
6/10 he's my son. Treat him well. I can’t forgive him for what he did to Jamil tho. 
Jamil Viper- AWWHH YEAH BABY!!! He’s so Fine oml. But personal bias aside, he's very much insane. He’s just a closeted insane.pre-overblot he wouldn't even date u bro he would pretend u don't exist but then hate u being around Kalim. Post-overblot he accidentally avoids you because he has no idea how to express or hide his feelings for you. Okay but definitely has w rizz. Azul seethes at the sight him. Like chewing up his fedora and spitting it out type shit. Men wish they were Jamil. 
8/10 he's so wifey, he can cook he can clean  I will give him a ring if u don't. Minus points for the attempted murder, but still he's pwetty so I forgive him (*^ω^*) . He probably once got hit in the head with a basketball with you looking.
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Vil Schoenheit - okay this one's hard cus he's literally just my mother. But more fierce diva cunty. I've been sleeping on his character ngl, but now that I think about it he's pretty relatable. Like everyone wishes to be beautiful, in some sort of way. I think in a relationship he'll need some reassurance about his looks, but also about it his partner only wants him for his looks. I don't think he actually has high standards, he would probably want someone pretty normal, but also takes good care of themselves, not just appearance-wise.
8/10 he's pretty good as an s/o, but the fame aspect will make things very difficult. Also expect him to be brutally honest with you or pick apart your appearance. He's just trying make sure u look ur best bro he's caring like that. Would make an excellent rupauls drag race judge.
Rook Hunt - I have sent a nuke to your exact coordinates. Why would u want him bro he’s Fr*nch AND a felon. There's no good aspects of this relationship he has negative rizz and his fucking bob makes him look like SpongeBob took the gay potion from the dark web at 3 am. also, he's already mentally married you and has your wedding dress prepared as well as a loan taken out for your new family home before you even know his name. 
0/10 Mr Electric KILL HIM!!! Probably the kinda guy to post a selfie captioned "who want me" and then before epel can reply "the mental hospital " his post gets taken down due to mass reporting and his account gets suspended and he's put on an fbi watchlist.
Epel Felmier- ngl mood bro. It's so annoying being seen as fragile and weak simply for your inherent femininity.I believe in a relationship he'd want someone that tells him what he wants to hear. He'll have some trouble accepting some facts, especially with his anger issues, but he'll learn to sort that out. He's a sweet boy at heart. He just feels he needs to overcompensate due to his appearance.
6/10 I'm not an anger issues kinda guy. It takes resilience to deal with, something i don't have for that. He probs listens to red pill podcasts while on a tractor. He's a 14 year old boy who just discovered Andrew Tate (he's deathly afraid of women)
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Idia Shroud- no. I have no idea how you could have feelings for him if you've never seen him. And definitely not online bc 1. He would never engage in that 2. Theres nothing romantic about the call of duty lobby. Also another guy with negative rizz. But not like in the creepy way like rook but in a loser way. He genuinely believes he is unfit for a relationship and that he is undeserving of love. If somehow he finds someone like that he'd be attached to them until the day he dies.
8/10 I love me a loser boy. He def has trust issues and paranoia but who doesn't in this game. He's rich so he could spoil u with the battle pass for literally any game. Plus ortho ends up becoming your little brother too. It's a win-win. Also don't ask him if the carpet matches the drapes.
Ortho Shroud- would probs hire u to date his brother out of genuine fear the dude would be alone for the rest of his life.
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Malleus Draconia - his prehistoric charm and awkward demeanor had captivated you, it seems. But yeah he's the kinda guy to say lines like "For the world could be dying and I would have never noticed it because I would have been not paying attention to the world itself, but would be gazing into your eyes watching them shine like the stars". He's soooo down bad. he's so happy to finally have someone to love him. Very very very loyal. But sometimes toes the line of yandere. 
9/10 he's so wonderful. All he wants is to love and be loved. But he still thinks of romance in this Victorian ages and gets hard when he sees your ankles or sumn.
Lilia Vanrouge- this Gent a wee bit peculiar innit? He has connections within the furry community that could destroy your life in seconds. He's everything. He’s everywhere. All at once. He genuinely has dabbled in many different things over the years , so he'll never run out of stories to tell. Many 3 am Minecraft dates. Those upside down  Spider-Man kisses. He’s more than ready to settle down with someone have kids of his own. Maybe have a girl. Name her draculaura, you know the rest. He probably went to monster high ngl. But he's a much more mature kinda guy. Definitely knows what he wants in a relationship. He's reasonable too. But you guys don't sleep in the same bed he hangs from the ceiling in a sleeping bag.
9/10 he's a bit vertically challenged and sometimes summons ancient demons by accident. He whispers sweet nothings into your ear in forgotten languages.
Silver - he's the female gaze bro. He's gorgeous . He’s legitimately a normal dude. But I don't think he's even been near a woman before. No rizz. Just soldier and eepy. But he definitely wants an s/o who can care for him a lot considering his narcolepsy. It's something that worries him a lot, and needs a person who's full of love to give, not only to him but to his family. But you're always welcome to nap with him underneath a tree in the warm sun.
7/10 he's a bit narrow-minded, only having a few goals set in mind and a strict regimen as a soldier. You have to work around that and his disorder in order to be his s/o. It's a lot dude. Especially when he leans in for a kiss but falls asleep inside and hits his head on the way down and gets brain damage.
Sebek Zigvolt- this gator wouldn't last a day in the Everglades bruh ‼️🚫I actually despise him. I have a picture of him in my room that I chew on when I get angry. Why is he always yelling. Why is he so obsessed with malleus even outside of his job. Actually, he probably leaves you for malleus. no chance with him bruh. But seriously you need to be super determined to get with him if you manage go past his alarm clock-like exterior. he's lonely.
3/10 I would turn him into a purse.his version of dirty talk is going "do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior wakasama-" and then you make him put his clothes back on and leave.
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Companions favorite Disney movie?
A/N: Howdy, howdy, folks! I know it's been a while, but I hope y'all enjoy these! 🥰💙💛 I've been extremely busy and have sort of lost motivation for this fandom, but I'm going to try to play Fo4 soon and see if I can muster up some more motivation 😊 I still have some fanfic to write and some reactions to do and I've got to get my butt in gear!
Cait - Brave. It might seem like the obvious choice because, well... ginger twinsies.... But she loves it because of the constant action and the fact that Merida wields a sword and a bow while also riding a horse often at the same time. She also secretly sort of finds herself vicariously living through Merida and wishing she would have had a family like hers with parents that actually loved her.
Curie - Inside Out. It's sciency and presents a fun, creative way of examining the brain's functions. She would prefer that Disney be more realistic, but despite her slight disappointment, she also understands that it has to be presented in a child-friendly way that would keep a kid's attention. A close second for her would be Big Hero 6. Honey Lemon is her hero.
Piper - Zootopia. She finds herself very much relating to Judy Hopps most days. Just a girl in a big city and a big world with the chips stacked against her and hardly anyone on her side as she fights the good fight. She also enjoys Judy's optimistic, sarcastic, energetic spirit that she upkeeps in the face of adversity. It's something that Piper herself has done her best to maintain.
MacCready - Finding Nemo. As a concerned dad with a struggling young son of his own, he can relate to this movie greatly. Plus, a bonus is that he likes to mess with F!Sole about being Dory, which she never seems to appreciate nearly as much as he does most days.
Deacon - The Emperor's New Groove. All of the jokes and the lightheartedness of the overall movie is totally Deacon's style. He always quotes the movie afterward and drives everyone at HQ crazy with his rather awful impression of Yzma.
Codsworth - Flubber. He sort of is crushing on Weebo the robot assistant. Granted, he says he has no sort of manner in which to facilitate such feelings since he is not programmed to feel things like that, but he raves over her enough that everyone can see he clearly has some manner of feelings.
Hancock - A Bug's Life. He doesn't really know why, but it cracks him up every time he turns it on. Of course, he's usually high when he's watched it, but that's not the important part. The important thing is that it's anti-grasshoppers and after the stuff he saw at Nuka-World, that suits him just fine.
Danse - Toy Story. He would rather die than admit it, but he likes the movie for the odd reason that he heavily relates to the spaceman. His perspective on life and his soldier-like dedication to his mission is truly outstanding. He also strangely relates to him in many ways, but he's not quite sure why.
Preston - Brother Bear. He enjoys the deep feelings and meaning behind the film. It's such an underrated yet good film and it has a really great sound track as well. He also has a strange affinity for Toy Story because of Woody and his steady dependability.
Valentine - Old Yeller. It's traditional and it has that sense of old-timey living that Nick can appreciate. He also enjoys the deep emotional quality of the film and the fact that it's about a good, loyal, brave dog. Kind of like Dogmeat.
X6-88 - Maleficent. He enjoys her sense of humor and her sense of taking care of business and revenge when people do her wrong. However, his favorite non-Disney movie is The Matrix. He firmly believes the coursers' design is based on Morpheus and he secretly thinks he looks like him most out of the courser models.
Dogmeat - The Fox and the Hound. He loves nothing more than to howl along with the dog on there. Finally a movie that actually has a character that speaks his language! The dog also actually successfully befriends other animals in a way that Dogmeat never seems to do too well since they're always trying to stomp on him or kill him. He also is a fan of Bolt.
Strong - Monster's Inc. Firstly, Strong doesn't like movies. They're confusing and make no sense because what do you mean those things are not really there? They're standing right in front of him! But he likes Monster's Inc more than most because Mike Wazowski looks like a super-mutant. An ugly, one-eyed freak super-mutant, but nevertheless one of his kind.
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ashwhowrites · 1 year
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Oh I have a variation of the other fluff request:
So eddie and alt girlie are kind of loud, weird (read: neurodivergent) outgoing confident people who get all blushy, sweet and shy around each other because each is so cute the other gets nervous
They date, become a couple and be adorable menaces ever after 🥰
I ADORE THEM GETTING NERVOUS AROUND EACH OTHER
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Eddie Munson, that was a name many people had opinions on. He was confident, opinionated, and loud. If he didn't like you, he'd tell you. If he admired you, he'd tell you. He had no problem standing up for himself and definitely didn't have a problem telling people where they could shove it. He doesn't get nervous when the jocks stared him down. He doesn't get nervous when the cops threaten him. And he doesn't get nervous when people get in his face. A gorgeous girl has his attention? He'll throw on that charming smile and doe eyes did their magic. He had no problem getting what or who he wanted
But God did he get tongue tied when Y/N was around
Y/F/N, that was also a name many people knew. She was even more confident than Eddie. She was gorgeous and she knew it. She was outgoing and had tons of friends. She was easily adored by many. But her confidence also attracted enemies. People who couldn't stand how high on her horse she was. But she refused to let anyone knock her off. If someone didn't like her, she'd settle it. Talk behind her back? They should've said it to her face. If she likes someone? She has no problem flirting her way into their hearts. She doesn't get nervous, period.
Well except when Eddie Munson was around
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The two met because of Chrissy
Chrissy adored Y/N, she wasn't on the cheer team. She was edgy and alternative but that's what Chrissy liked. She liked that she was different.
Then Chrissy met Eddie, and it was like seeing Y/N in a male form. They were so alike it amazed her. That's when she knew, she needed to play matchmaker.
"Chrissy no offense but your taste is Jason. I do not trust you to set me up with anyone" Y/N laughed, dusting off her leather jacket as she stood up
"oh shut up! Please you would adore him" Chrissy pleaded. These two needed to meet
"why's that?" She asked curious
"long hair. Tattoos. In a band. I have to admit he's fucking hot. He's confident, loud, alternative, and lives for metal music. How can he not be your type?" Chrissy smirked
"fuck long hair and tattoos? " Y/n whined, she can't ignore that
"it's curly hair too. Oh plus he wears rings"
"DAMMIT CHRISSY"
~~
"I adore you Chris, I really do, but your friends are way too girly for me. I don't do the pink skirts and pitchy voices" Eddie gagged
"shut up! She's not like that, she's different" Chrissy argued. Once again, these two are way too similar
"how so?" He challenged
"she's hot Eddie. She has tattoos, piercings, loves guys who play guitar, and listens to metal music. Always dressed in leather. She's confident, she's loud, independent. How is that for different?" She argued, cocky smile on her lips
"piercings where?" Now he was curious
"nose, tongue and tits" Chrissy smirked, she knew she'd have him there
"DAMMIT CHRISSY"
~~
"Eddie, Y/N, Y/N, Eddie" Chrissy smiled as she introduced the two
Both staring silently at each other
Chrissy looked between them confused, when were these two ever quiet?
"um Hi...Eddie" Y/N said quietly, slowly moving her hand out for him to shake
Chrissy eyed her weirdly, was she nervous?
"yeah I'm Eddie. Yeah...Y/N" Eddie stuttered out, his warm hand shaking hers
"are you guys blushing?"
"SHUT UP CHRISSY"
~~
Ever since they met, Chrissy has seen her two most confident friends, break down into blushing messes over each other.
The stuttering, the shyness, the blushing. Just overall complete opposite of how she knew her two friends
~~
"Okay so party is at 8, yes you can bring drugs, no you cannot bring underage children" Chrissy explained as she handed Eddie her party invitation
"a party? Chris I hate parties" Eddie whined, still grabbing the piece of paper from her hands
"Y/N's going" Chrissy said with a smirk
Watching as Eddie blushed and coughed
"that ...that doesn't mean anything. Why would I care? She's just a girl. At the party"
Chrissy found herself laughing at Eddie's horrible attempt to sound unbothered
"whatever you say Eddie. She already told me she hopes you are there" with that she sent a wink, skipping her way to class
Eddie knew he had to go to the party now. He couldn't lie, Chrissy was right. Y/N was his type but so different. He couldn't charm her socks off because he couldn't form complete sentences. Her eyes staring at him while he stuttered out random words killed him on the inside. He felt like an idiot.
~~
"Eddie's going? As in the guy who hates parties?" Y/N questioned suspiciously
"well he didn't want to at first but I strongly believe he'll show up" Chrissy stated confidently
"you didn't tell him I asked you to invite him did you?" Y/N glared at her best friend. She had to admit, Chrissy was right. Eddie was fucking hot and definitely her type. She wanted to see him more but was also way too terrified to ask him herself. She's never been so nervous around a guy before. She felt like an idiot
~~
Eddie walked into the loud party, hands in his pockets as his eyes searched for two certain girls. Breathing a sigh of relief when he spotted Chrissy.
"YOU CAME!" she screamed excitedly, throwing her arms around him
He nodded with a small pat on her back, lips in a tight line
Chrissy watched as his eyes searched around the party, looking back to her every few glances
"she's busy hosting!" Chrissy explained, holding up her drink
"um who?!" He asked, slightly loud to go over the music
"your girl" Chrissy winked, watching as Eddie began to open his mouth
"she is not my girl!" He defended fast
"but you knew exactly who I was talking about" she smirked as he stood defeated
"CHRISSY THERE ISN'T ONE SINGLE HOT GUY HERE!" Chrissy looked over Eddie's shoulder to see Y/N walking up, annoyed look on her face
Eddie looked behind him upon hearing her voice
Blushing instantly as he saw the very small and tight black dress she was wearing. Black ankle boots, her neck decorated with a choker and her hands filled with big rings. Eddie felt himself melting into the floor beneath her
"oh Eddie..hi!" She said with an awkward smile
Like she said, always an idiot
"I didn't know you were here! You know when I said...the hot guy part. Not saying you are hot! But also not saying you aren't hot! Because you are, Fuck I need a drink" she rambled, turning right back around and racing to the kitchen. When has she ever been this bad around a guy?
"she must really like you. I've seen her run circles around countless men before. Never once seen that" Chrissy giggled behind her drink
~~
Eddie wasn't any better
Chrissy left them alone for a conversation, with a not subtle wink and thumbs up
Eddie has never once struggled to find words to get into a girl's pants but this girl had his brain in mush. All he could look at was her dress, her skin, her hair, he's been staring so long he thinks he could remember details she wouldn't even know.
"so rings! You obviously like them" he cringed at himself
"yes! I see that you do too! We seem to have similar tastes" she nodded, smiling as she held her hand near his to compare
Now is the time to touch her hand, a flirty touch or even hold the damn thing, his brain kept screaming at him. Did he do it? Nope
Why was she throwing her hand out between them in the middle of a dance floor? She really is an idiot
~~
It took a very long two months before Eddie and Y/N made it past small talk.
Getting high together led them to be more of themselves, their confident selves. Eddie finally kissed her and she didn't hold back.
Chrissy accidentally walked in on the full blown make out in her backyard. Covering her eyes as she ran back inside
But she succeeded. Days later, the two were official
~~
Eddie's friends loved nothing more than teasing the shit out of a pussy whipped Eddie Munson.
"is he blushing? Can I actually see that from here?" Dustin questioned, eyes watching as Y/N and Eddie stood in the hallway against her locker
"is he playing with his own hair?" Gareth laughed. Eddie's hand fiddling with his long curls as her mouth moved
"look at his feet! He even got his ankles crossed" Mike observed
Eddie was nothing like the loud mouth, powerful stance, and fist clenching teenager they are used to seeing.
~~
Her friends weren't any better
"is...is she giggling?" Robin asked in disbelief
Watching as Eddie stood with his arm against her locker, smiling down at her
"she definitely is! I don't think I've ever heard her giggle" Chrissy smirked
"she's not even doing her usual moves. Where's the cocky smirk? The fuck me eyes? All I see is puppy love eyes" Robin ranted
"I don't know Rob. That Munson has something on her. She stutters when she talks to him. It took two months to get those two past their first names" Chrissy mocked. She loved her two friends, but they were idiots
But idiots for each other
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kheprriverse · 1 month
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you have the AUDACITY to tell us link and Malon have a son and ONLY tell us like 2 things about him
I THINK NOT
so here are some questions about him
how old is he
what is his favorite food
is he a mama or daddy’s boy
what’s his favorite animal
what’s his favorite thing to do with his dad
What’s his favorite thing to do with his mom
is ruto his auntie
What’s his favorite color
dose he have or will he get any siblings
What dose he want to be when he grows up
and finally how old was he / will he be when his dad” kicks the bucket “
Damn! You caught me!! I was wondering how long I could go without giving much detail xD. Nonetheless! I shall answer some of your questions.
Below the cut is an image to get a better idea of his design as well as answers for you. Also coz this got really long lmao.
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I'm not as confident at drawing children, which is why he's not featured very often atm. But he will appear in my au so eventually I'll figure it out :'D
How old is he? -> He's around 8-ish when Ballad has to leave for the main au.
What is his favorite food? -> Pancakes! With honey syrup and berries.
Is he a mama or daddy’s boy? -> I thought about this one a lot last night and I'm still indecisive. While he'd spend a lot more time with his mom (Ballad IS still one of Zelda's soldiers so he can't stay home as often as he'd like. And if they are home they're usually injured/recovering sadly), I do think he'd be a daddy's boy. Any time Link is around so is his son, if its possible.
What’s his favorite animal? -> Much like both his parents, horses! Cuccos are also a plus :)!
What’s his favorite thing to do with his mom/dad? -> Taking care of the horses and cuccos with Malon seems to be his favorite activity, as well as doing little crafts and drawing (inheriting his creative-eye from his dad). However Ballad takes him fishing when they have free time, or if his son bugs him enough to xD
Is Ruto his auntie? -> Yes! She's still relatively close to Ballad so by association she's automatically one of his son's favorite people. She's always visiting if she happens to be nearby or on the way to Hyrule Castle, and always has gifts for the fam <3
What’s his favorite color? -> Yellow ☺️
Does he have or will he get any siblings? -> Can't say 🤫
What dose he want to be when he grows up? -> I imagine he'd wanna continue working on the ranch, especially with his love of horses and the other farm animals they have.
And finally how old was he / will he be when his dad "kicks the bucket"? -> I also cannot answer this 🤫. It'll eventually happen ofc, especially since Ballad has a habit of getting himself horribly injured. But he always makes it home. Eventually.
Some extra info below:
Appearance wise he looks more like his mom, but inherits a lot of his interests and personality from his dad.
Ballad is horribly protective of him and tries his absolute hardest to keep his son out of his soldier-business. But eventually he loosens up and teaches him basic self-defense (which means his boy indeed knows how to use a sword, though not very well just yet).
He's named after his dad, but is often called "Koki" (or "Linky" by Malon if Ballad happens to be in teasing distance.)
He was born hard of hearing as well (being mostly deaf) and has been learning sign language from both his parents most of his life now (He knows Hylian and Gerudo sign language, but has also picked up some Kokiri signs from his father).
His parents had to result to at-home schooling due to the bullying he'd receive at the schools in Castletown. He's mostly taught by Malon or a tutor.
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luthsthings · 9 months
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A Sims 4 Horse Ranch* review, by a Simmer who's not all that into horses
* Software not final. Sponsored by EA.
First, many thanks to EA/Maxis for the early access! This was a treat for me, to get access to an early build to try out for a while, as I'm not exactly a high-profile streamer. Or a streamer at all. Or even a creator (though I'll upload a household I came to love to the Gallery when I get a chance!). But I do love this game! And I love that I can help more of you play it the way you want to. Anyway, the review…
What I liked!
The great range of build/buy! I'll get LOTS of use out of this. It complements some other packs well too.
There are lots of helpful rooms in build mode for fast stables and nectar-related spaces! As a non-builder who sometimes tries to build, I was really happy to have a premade horse stall for my lot.
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[image: a pre-built stable room in Build mode]
There's lots of Teen–Elder clothing and hair, and I love the dirty clothes swatches. I'll get LOTS of use out of this pack's CAS! And it will go well with styles from some other packs, too.
The new Afro-textured hairs are a welcome recognition that the cowboy culture of the Old West was not a White culture — there were lots of Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous cowboys and entrepreneurial women in the Old West!
I deeply appreciate the Indigenous content in build/buy, recipes, and CAS — I could see lots there in CAS, for example, that the Navajo people I saw and met in Utah and northern New Mexico (which is a part of the world I really want to go back to) wore IRL.
Lots range from fairly small (15 x 20) to quite large. I appreciate the range as someone who isn't a fan of building on large lots when I do build. There are horse practice areas in the land around some small lots, so you can still keep a horse there.
For Strangerville owners who love that landscape (which I do!), there's now somewhere for that valley, with its smaller population, to be "near". I can imagine that you'd drive up into a range from the new world and drop down into hidden Strangerville. Driving the other direction might take you to Oasis Springs.
The horse-riding and other horse animations are really detailed and fluid. They interact a lot with each other, too. I felt like parent and child horses recognized their relationship even.
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[image: a mare lovingly nuzzling her foal]
The sheep and goats are endlessly adorable. Plus profitable! :D And they can sleep in your house!
The rabbithole adventure location out in the countryside has a very different gameplay than previous ones! And it has great sound effects -- play it with the volume up! It's hard to find, though. But it was nice to not need other tricks to get access. (I still have not done the secret places in Oasis Springs or the Outdoor Retreat pack!)
What I didn't like:
No new fridge, stove, bathtub, or toilet (I do like getting more of those!)
Very little boys' children's clothes. And no chaps for Children, even though they can ride and even though Toddlers got some
I would have liked a higher-tech/automated version of a nectar maker. However, this isn't a feature I care about much anyway.
You can't breed the mini goats and sheep, and there aren't even smaller baby ones. I'd have liked to have a full-on sheep farm. I like sheep. (I can practically see my husband glaring about how much I like sheep, even though he's waaaaay far away at the office right now.)
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[image: a smiling, leaping mini-sheep, with a spotted goat behind it]
I definitely would never have found the countryside rabbithole without help, but maybe you will? If I could figure out how to do spoilers here, I would...
The horse-toy balls are a little… glowy? for my taste. They also weren't where I looked for them in the catalog, so you'll want to use search for them.
Cross-pack things?
I'd have liked to check out these before now, but with the pre-patch builds, that's not an option, and I'm always kind of busy when patches come out! For example ...
How do cats and dogs interact with horses, sheep, and goats?
Can horses be familiars for spellcasters?
Are there new Milestones?
Are there new Lifestyles?
Are there new Club rules, and are there enough of those?
This Simmer needs to know! (And eventually will.)
Neat things to know!
There's a rabbithole building in town where you can change or plan outfits like a dresser! And just off the main road in town there's a rabbithole building where you can buy goats, sheep, and groceries and other useful things, like horse age-up treats. I liked having an alternative way to buy these things and a whole new way to plan outfits. I'd be happy for more of that. If I can't go into a building, I might as well at least be able to pretend I can. As long as they don't end up being worlds stuffed with rabbitholes in place of gameplay (actually watching horse competition would have been nice!).
You can use a Community Board in town (or from B/B if you want one on your lot) to take local one-off jobs for money. Most need you to own a Horse or some sheep or goats. There are lots of ways to make money as a rancher without needing someone in the household to have a job. My relatives who are farmers will be seriously jealous.
Get to know that Crinkletop guy! He's very useful.
Bugs? Bugs!
Things to watch out for that were issues for me in the early-access build, which is NOT the release build, so hopefully it's a bit better:
Ranch dancing is EXTREMELY popular. You might want to not keep a radio at home until the new dancing has a mod to … moderate it. Or is tuned down by the devs. But I do like it when I'm in control!
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[image: five Sims ranch dancing (line dancing) as a group, including two Don Lothario and Eliza Pancakes]
The beautiful stone fireplace was also very, very popular, and of course potentially deadly. Watch out for that.
Ranch hands are NOT reliable. They might stay really, really late. They might stop showing up after a couple days. They might forget the things you instructed them NOT to do the day before. They might be super into kicking the garbage bin over. Keep an eye on your ranch hand. At least until the day, someday, when they get fixed. I'm hoping this is also moddable for those of us on PC.
At one point I had a weird bug where my Sim decided she would NOT eat. The rest of the household could eat. Guests could eat. They could eat HER food. It was fixed by going to the world map and back into the household, so I didn't find out if she was going to just starve to death.
I couldn't find some of the new CAS at first because some men's outfits were under "jumpsuit" for no apparent reason. So, if you're looking for some cool outerwear, try "jumpsuits." Hopefully it was recategorized for the release build!
And that's it! I'm happy to answer questions!
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Neighbors pt.3
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Hello again! Writing this took so long for no reason. I didn’t mean to go silent on you, but I'm back and better. Anyways I’ll be writing some more, so don’t be scared to ask for suggestions or requests. Also there is a part one and two so feel free to read those first, but if not there’s some good spicy things here so…enjoy!
Summary: Harry is invited to another party and he is determined to apologize.
Warnings: smut 18+, cum swapping, daddy kink, degradation kink, praise kink (idk how, but they both are here), Jealousy, some angst, cheating, age gap (she’s 18), fluff, and olivia wilde? (if there’s any more tell me plz)
Wordcount:3k+
Y/N
Harry and I have been ignoring each other, the more I try to avoid the prick, the more he tries to be around me. After the little garden fiasco, I couldn't help but feel embarrassed. He literally did all of that to hurt his wife. I’m more disappointed that I let myself become ‘the other woman’. Harry’s at the house right now and he won’t stop following me like a lost puppy. Thankfully I made sure I was never alone so he couldn't trap me and do the whole apologize and not tell my wife, thing. It’s pathetic and embarrassing.  The only reason he’d apologize is to save his ass and I can’t help, but feel rage towards him.
I sit next to my friend Chase while tanning near the pool, he’s a close friend and always has been there for me. My mom is throwing her annual mid summer bash and of course included in our invites is our sweet neighbors' the Styles. Chase knows what happens, he’s the only one who knows because after I walked up to Harry when he was on his way home with his wife, I cried to Chase till I fell asleep and he took me out to breakfast the next morning. Although we are friends, he and I are cannot deny sexual tension between us. We acted on it a few times,but we never felt anything other than a deep friendship. 
Harry and his wife go to the backyard towards the pool and I can’t help, but feel mad at my mom for inviting them. This party is normally for people in our circle. Although I’m upset, I get it. Harry’s super close with my brother Cameron and my dad loves him. 
There’s no more empty tanning beds making me smile knowing there’s no room for them and me to interact. Harry’s wearing short yellow shorts. He might not be trying but his bulge is really popping out in his pants and his shirtless torso isn’t disappointing as well. He’s covered in tattoos and muscles making me want to melt. Also that tiger tattoo will be the death of me one day. Actually it’ll be a privilege to put it on my grave stone.
Chase pinches my thigh “ stop staring, it’s obvious” he whispers. He and I have our own tanning beds that are big enough for two, but we like to have our own. I slap his arm away “stop being a prick, I’m not” I whisper yell back. Chase takes this chance to straddle my waist and tickle wrestle me. I try to fight him off laughing and tickling him back. When I finally think Chase is done he lowers his lips near my ear “ don’t stop, he’s staring” and he continues to tickle me. Before he started tickling me I shifted my gaze to Harry glaring at me and the boy on top of me. 
We hear a cough in the midst of our horse play to see Olivia looking down at us “can we help you?” Chase says irritatedly. She clears her throat before speaking in a passive aggressive tone “ I was thinking since you two are occupying the one bed, we can take the bed next to yours”. I give Chase the look, screaming no internally, but he smiles and says yes. He grabs his stuff and lays next to me closer than he really has to. I scoot closer to him to whisper “ Why did you say yes? You're gonna make it more awkward than it has to”, Chase smirks and puts his arm around me “ I don’t like how he hurt you, plus he’s looking at you all longingly it’ll hurt more knowing you don’t care. I feel like he was lying about the whole ‘trying to get back at his wife thing’. Trust me I know what I’m doing” I look at him disapprovingly, but he ignores it. 
After awhile I settled into his arms reading my newest book, it took awhile because Harry's stare was burning a hole on the side of my head. It was hard for me not to rub it into his face because his wife was basically sucking his neck like he was bitten by a snake. I feel Chase start to move a lot and I roll my eyes knowing he’s getting bored. I sit up and look at him “ You're getting bored”, he smiles at me sheepishly and I stand up and pull him up “ c’mon let’s swim”.
At the pool we messed around more. We were swimming laps trying to race and wrestling underwater. At one point a girl our age wanted to play chicken and who are we to say no. Finally getting tired from the swim Chase heads back first to lay down and I stay in for a few talking to some girls. When the conversation ended I went back to my sleepy friend straddling his waist and leaned down to whisper “I’m gonna head in to change” he nods and I kiss him on the cheek while making eye contact with Harry.
In my room I start changing into a white sundress when I hear my door open. Normally guests don’t go upstairs, so I turn to my door to help them or something. As I was about to turn I saw Harry standing sheepishly. I roll my eyes and walk to my mirror to flatten any bumps on my dress. 
Harry didn’t take it well that I was ignoring him and said “ I’m sorry, you're right it was wrong of me to use you to get back at my wife,” he says with a bit of spite in his tone, “but I don’t think I was…I don’t know it’s all a mess and I’m sorry. I really like you and it’s wrong I know, but when everything happened in the garden I wasn’t thinking, I freaked out because I felt guilty and I didn't want to pull you in the mess.” he rants
“It sounds like your projecting,” I say, staring at my reflection. My tone is colder than usual, but it’s hard to be nice to him when he made me feel like shit all last week. Silence hit’s us like a truck and I finally cave “ Thank you for apologizing, I…you really hurt my feelings. I’m glad to know I’m not some sort of revenge plan” I say more nicely.
“I would never do that to you, or any one for that matter” he says as soon as the words left my mouth.
I turned around to him and smiled “ okay well you're not forgiven, but it’s good to know you're sorry”. As soon as I turned around Harry’s eyes looked me up and down. I smile and walk towards him going close enough that I can’t feel his skin radiating heat. He gulps down and my hand meets his bicep before I whisper in his ear “there’s a few things you can do for me to forgive you” his body leans toward mine grabbing my waist. His eyes show me a pained expression “ I want to. So bad.”
“Well don’t hold back, I’m all yours”
“ fucking hell” he mutters 
Harry's hands hold my face as he kisses me deeply and desperately. My hands go over his. I can't help melting into his touch. We walk over to my bed and before we start I break the kiss “ we only have a few before dinner starts” I say worried, Harry’s lips meet mine and then he says “ enough time for me love”. He pushes me on the bed and starts to untime his shorts and pull his shirt off. I try to follow suit but he grabs my wrist and says “ nope let me do it. I want to take care of you pearl” I don’t argue with his logic and let him pull the dress off of me leaving me in my lace set. 
He lowers himself on the bed and pulls the strap of my bra down until my tits fall out. His lips kiss my jaw all the way down to my nipples where he starts to suck and play with the other with his hand. My back arches and he uses his free hand to unhook my bra leaving my chest bear. He throws the bra to the side and starts to show love to the other nipple while pinching and pulling the other.
I pull Harry away from my breast “Harry please, we don’t have enough time. Fuck me please” I whimper out. Harry stands back up to take his boxers off showing off his hard cock with a dripping red tip. My mouth waters at the sight. I know he was big from grinding on him, but from what I see now. He’s huge. Harry smirks at my shocked reaction and smiles on his way towards the bed to kiss me again. He kissed my lips all the way down to my core.  He dips his nose near my wet cunt and breathes in “ fucking hell you smell so good Y/n” he groans.
 His pointer finger goes to the middle of my panties and he hooks it. I looks at him confuse before I hear a rip “ Harry what the fuck. That’s expensive.” Harry looks up at me with his eyes nearly black from his lust. He pulls the lace off of me with hooded eyes. His silence confuses me for a moment, until he says “ that’s not my name darling” slapping my pussy. I yelp at the pain but it subsides when Harry rubs my mound. 
“I’m sorry daddy,” I say sweetly. Although the name makes Harry smile it doesn’t last for long because he says “ you’re a slut you know that. Who was the guy you were playing around with? Can he make you feel as good as I do? Does he touch you in the right places? '' he says. I answer quickly “ no he’s no one. Just a friend. Please I’m all achy and you’re the only one who can fix it right daddy” I beg, We barely have enough time and he makes me so desperate. “ I don't think you deserve it. Only a slut will throw herself at any guy and only a whore will fuck a married man who’s almost twice her age” Harry says running his fingers on my folds barely putting any pressure. 
I whine and squirm from the teasing until he decides to dip his finger in my soaking pussy. He spreads it to my clit, making my breath heavier. Soon enough he backs up to take his boxers off revealing his wet cock, soaking from the precum. He teases his cock on my folds spreading my arousal to my clit. He circles around it and before finally dips his long hard dick into me, he murmurs “ you excited pup? Gonna tear this pussy into two. Moans and heavy breaths fill the room as his tip passes my folds. He takes his time letting me adjust to him since he bottomed out so quickly. His head falls to my shoulder and tears meet my eyes as he moans “ fucking hell, such a tight little thing”. I couldn’t stop my cunt pulsing and clenching around him, giving him a hard time to not cum too soon. 
I squirm from feeling so full “fuck daddy, feel so full. Never had it like this. Can feel you in my tummy.” I whimper. Harry smiles as he starts to slowly pump into me. He keeps his eyes on where we connect, entranced by my tight wet cunt squeezing him “ feel so full? Yeah? Only daddy can do this for you. Look at you, so tight. Clenching so much and I barely fucked you yet” he moans. His slow thrust felt good, but a part of me couldn’t lie. I wanted it harder and faster and rougher. I moans desperately “ Please. I want more. Go harder” and with that Harry listens to my begging. His hips snap harder and faster, his tip hitting my cervix making me whine in pain. I start to cry loudly making Harry bring the hand that’s not groping my tits to cover my mouth “ Said you want it hard. My poor baby. Did she get more than she bargained for? I know daddys so good to you. Listening so well for my pretty pearl. Tap me three times if it’s too much. Can’t have those pretty noises be the reason we get caught” he says, thrusting into my wet cunt with full force. 
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Harry couldn’t help fucking her so deep and raw, she just felt too good not to. She was pleasuring his cock, her wet muscle squeezing and massaging him so well. Y/n was doing so well too. The pain felt good for her because she knew complaining isn’t an option. Harry looks down at the girl with teary eyes. His hand still covering her mouth and one of hers holding his wrist “ such a good cock slut. Taking daddy’s cock so well. Look at you, such a messy girl. Soaking my ball and thighs. Should I have my wife suck me off later? Taste this sweet pussy all over me? She enjoyed it the other time.” he moans in pleasure. 
Y/n takes Harry’s hand off her mouth and puckers her lips for a kiss “ dumb little baby, want daddy’s kiss?” Harry muttered. She nods a yes and his hand wraps around her throat and he lowers himself to kiss the needy girl. They both moan into the kiss and deepen it. Harry sucks on her tongue and bites her lips while he fucks her. Harry breaks the kiss looking into her eyes “open your mouth, tongue out” he commands. She listens following his instructions, Harry spits in her mouth making her moan out loud. Y/n never experience this type of erotic action yet, but with wide eyes she asked for more Harry obliges happily. 
Y/n moans get louder and her Cunt squeezes Harry’s cock begging to milk his warm cum into her “ Baby, you have to stay quiet for me. I know it feels good, but you have to lower it” he says sweetly, pushing her hair away from her face. She moans and cries “ I can’t daddy! I’m sorry. I need your fingers please, I can't quiet down. It feels too good”. Harry uses his free hand to stick his pointer and middle in the girl's mouth. Y/n sucks quieting down her moans. Harry’s balls tighten at the sight of the girl “ Y/n cum for me baby. Please. Need to feel you cream on my cock. Make a mess all over me. I’m so close too.” Harry cries in pleasure as his hips lose rhythm fucking into her harder. His hands reach her clit, rubbing vigorously. Y/n needy pussy squeezes him as she cums on his cock, his fingers gets replaced with his soft pink lips. The feeling triggers Harry’s climax, they both moan at the feeling as he rides out their highs, lips attached to each other swallowing the others moans. Harry’s cock pulsing as he pours cum into the girl's cunt, who’s milking him dry. 
Harry pulls out, making the sweet girl flinch from too much stimulation. He lowered himself to her cunt and spread her legs. Y/n doesn’t move too tired from the recent activities. Quietness fills her mind, but soon is disrupted from overstimulation of feeling the older man's tongue licking her cunt that’s messy from her cum and his cum. She cries pushing his head off with little to no strength. Her fight ends soon though because Harry was suddenly eye level to her. His thumb pulls her lips down and she takes it as her cue to open up and he spit their mix cum into her mouth. He leans back down to press his lips against hers. The kiss was messy swapping saliva and cum, they both broke apart to have a breath, licking the remainder of cum off their lips. 
They lay quietly for a second basking in the intimacy, until Harry regained energy to stand up fully and get the girl tissues from the open bathroom door behind them. He also thanks his lucky star’s she has her own bathroom in her room. Although Harry left to clean her up, the minute he leaves she can’t help, but think he got what he wanted and left. The sick feeling in her stomach starts as she tries to hold back tears too exhausted to cry. The bad thoughts subside as she sees the tall figure walk close to her and bend down to clean up her messy folds after he cleaned himself up. She whines from the sudden feeling. 
After she is clean Harry takes his time with after care. He cleans the makeup under her eyes and cleans her up as best as he could. Making sure she can stand up and doesn’t feel like she’s in subspace or anything. Although he didn’t think he could get her there yet, he knew what they did was rough and he was scared to make her go back downstairs feeling off. He dresses the both of them up making sure they don’t look freshly fuck. He sweetly kisses her lips cupping her face “ this isn’t over yet pearl” he says with a giddy smile as he leaves. She laughs at his excitement and sweetness, feeling happy herself. 
15 minutes later the dinner started and Harry sat across the table from Y/n. He couldn't help, but smile when she made the same entrance with the hint of cigarettes on her scent. Throughout the dinner stolen glances and hidden eye language were made. The pair wasn’t even noticed by anybody since everyone was engrossed in conversation, except for chase when he would subtly smile at the pair or give an all knowing look.Olivia did get a hint, but she thought she was going crazy. She knew what a cheater looked like because well she was one, or is one at the moment. She clenched her thighs as she looked at Cavanaugh from across the party. The party died down when it hit night because it was going on all day. Warm goodbyes were given out, especially with the pair that had hands lingered longer then they should.
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dootznbootz · 3 months
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I plan for Penelope and Helen to be little shits but it's in different ways.
Their husbands' differences are pretty clear in how while they're both badass simps, one is feral and one says his please and thank you's.
But for Helen and Penelope, it's a little more complicated. Kind of was looking at silly memes and textposts once more to have fun and "point out who's who" but realized I thought of both Penelope AND Helen for the same one often. And I was thinking "Why is that?" as I KNOW I plan for them to be different and it made me realize that while they may view things similarly in a way, how they'd HANDLE the situations would be different if that makes sense. It's like having 2 triangles but they're different colors.
I think it's because in a way, it's like they've been "given certain cards to deal with and that affects how they handle things." Penelope is the youngest and smallest of her siblings and likes "playing people into her hand." She's 3/4 Naiad but so many people around her have Naiad blood and many would be able to tell if she's using it to fuck with people. (or at least can tell it's being manipulated) so she has to be sneakier with her "tricks" and usually won't use water. (until she's on Ithaca where she's basically the only naiad among humans) She also loves playing dumb to "who did it?" and won't take credit. She likes making people believe it was either an act of the gods so therefore "you deserve it" and also just still being on people's "good side".
Helen on the other hand, being a daughter of Zeus and powerful herself, is pretty straightforward with her "schemes". She can change her voice and will use that when she's sneaking into the stable to make Pollux and Castor's horses look silly with their manes and tails to make the stablehand go off somewhere else because he believes he's being called so then she can get away. So while she'll "hide", later on when she sees her brothers' faces, she'll openly laugh out loud and take the credit. She kind of doesn't care about getting into trouble and feels things "are deserved and I'm not gonna hide that." She's one of the few people (other than one brother) who can do what she can do and she's intimidating and she knows that. Plus she can bat her lashes a few times and get away with things... Theseus' kidnapping her was a moment of "Oh shit, I sometimes CAN'T get my way outta things" and yeah. :') She's changed by the whole thing Remember Theseus was going to WAIT for her to be at marriageable age. I'm not gonna put our girl through more shit.
Penelope makes waddled-up threads look like bugs and leaves them in a place for them to get scared by where she can watch. Who knows who did it?
Helen will look you dead in the eye as the air pressure changes and your ears start popping. She'll poke your arm and you'll get a static shock. "Sorry! That sometimes happens! 😌 Anyways, what did you say about Menelaus?"
Kind of plan for them to be a lot like sisters (I'm basing this on me and my own cousins relationships :D ) as they're both clever and want to mess with things.
Helen has always had an interest in potions and probably just brewing and cooking as a whole (let me have fun. Let her COOK) even before she was in Egypt. She'll be like
Helen: "Psst, Penelope put this in Castor and Pollux's drinks" Penelope, already taking it: "What is it? What will it do?" Helen: It's gonna make their voices sound funny. >:) Penelope: Fuck yeah >:D
Also the fact that Menelaus is calmer than his wife but Odysseus and Penelope encourage each other to be messed up.
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Hey dear! I'm glad I made your day with my comment the other day! Your recent works have been such a blast to read! I love 'em!
Anyways! I would like to request a head canon for the reader that leans more on the plus side as in they kinda thicc. They're usually very confident with themselves but they had a off day and they get insecure about how they look and wonder if KD still loves them despite being a bit heavier.. Perhaps they need some "reassurance" from the king himself. ;)
— Mints 💗💫
Sure thing, sweetness! I hope this is up to your tastes. If not, let me know and I’ll fix anything you might not like. 💋
NSFW CONTENT WARNING! 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI.
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King Dice x Chubby!Reader NSFW Headcanons
King Dice x Chubby!Reader NSFW Headcanons (GAME)
You have always been on the chubbier side. That’s never really bothered you, it’s just something you live with.
You’ve never had much trouble with confidence before you met King Dice, and afterwards? Once you two started dating, and eventually got married?
The King taught you how to love yourself. Sure, you never saw your chubbiness as a bad thing, but your partner helps you love that part about you.
No one has given you much grief over it in your life. It’s really nothing people worry about anyway. And if anyone dares to poke fun at your figure when your husband is around? Well…
He deals with them. Personally.
To the point where no one in the casino dares speak up about it. As they shouldn’t. Why should they be bothered? You’re not there to please anyone. Your figure is, quite frankly, none of their goddamn business.
Thankfully, it’s never really a problem. Your confidence and your husband’s protection keep the jealous broads off your back.
You love yourself. You love your body, each and every curve. Your husband loves you. Frankly, he loves your body more than you do. He adores the way your soft, squishy flesh feels against his hands.
For the most part, you’re very happy with yourself and how you look. But some days…
Some days are harder than others.
Sometimes, you don’t love yourself as much. Sometimes, you avoid the mirror so you don’t have to be reminded of your size. Sometimes, you hide in the corner on the casino floor to avoid people’s eyes.
Those are your bad days.
And of course, some people just have to make the bad days worse.
Usually, you brush off any snarky comments you might occasionally receive, or bark back with a witty insult. It keeps those patrons away from you, and you feel more confident in yourself when you watch them quiver and back off.
But on your off days… those comments get to you.
When this happens, you quickly down whatever drink you have in your hand, practically shoving your glass back into the bar counter where Ginette can reach it, and retreat from the casino floor.
You walk to your chambers, making sure to avoid the mirror, and just lay down. You think. You ponder yourself, questioning if you should go on a diet. Go on more walks. Anything to get the extra pounds off your bones.
The extra pounds that you usually love.
You hate them on your off days. You see them as nuisances. You hate the way your body looks. You hate your curves. Your pudginess. Maybe if you were skinnier, you wouldn’t have off days.
You sometimes feel bad for your husband. You wonder if he puts up with it out of pity. You think of his past lovers, wondering if they were skinny and sexy. The opposite of how you felt.
The King is looking for you at this point, wondering where you went. You weren’t at your usual spot. During his shift he’s scanning the floor, searching for your eyes. Your beautiful eyes. He finds nothing.
Maybe you just got tired. Yeah, that’s it. Rumulus might have overdone it on the gin this time. Or maybe you smoked one too many cigars with Mr. Wheezy. Maybe you were off watching the horse races.
…Maybe someone said something to you. They wouldn’t dare…
Would they?
You never leave Dice’s mind. He’s constantly on the lookout for you until the second his shift ends. Then, he’s asking around. Asking Pirouletta if she’s seen you. Pip and Dot. Phear Lap. No one knows.
Except…
“The poor dear… I think today’s one of the rough ones.” Ginette murmurs in response to Dice’s question. “And of course, some drunk bastard felt the need to open his trap. You’ll probably have more luck searching in your quarters, boss.”
Your husband hurries off as soon as she finishes. Dammit! He shouldn’t have waited to ask until the casino was closed. He should have kept a closer eye on you. Maybe if he did, he’d be able to teach that little prick a lesson on respect.
Now, all he can do is go back to his room, hoping you just needed a break from the chaos. If he finds you in tears…
Well, there’s just no telling what he’ll do.
The soft clicks of the doorknob bring you from your thoughts, and you lift your head from the pillow, watching your husband walk inside. He’s so… quiet. Careful.
He’s concerned.
You sigh softly and sit up as he approaches you and sits on the edge of the bed. He takes your hand, gingerly rubbing his thumb along your knuckles.
He looks in your eyes, searching for any signs of crying. Even one tear.
He finds one.
Despite your best efforts, you feel a small, wet droplet roll down your cheek, falling onto his hand from your chin. You sigh shakily and look down at the floor, shaking your head in defeat.
“I… I’m sorry, King. You shouldn’t have to put up with—”
“Stop.”
You hesitantly lift your head back up, studying the die’s face. He’s angry. Furious. But as you examine closer, he’s not angry at you. No, he could never be angry at you for something like this. So then…
“Who said those remarks to you?”
“What…?”
“Who. Said. Those remarks to you?” He repeats, slower. Tenser.
You shake your head again, squeezing his hand. “I don’t know, King. It was just some drunk man at the bar. It’s not a big deal—”
“He made you cry.”
Dice is seething at this point. How dare someone make you cry, no matter how drunk he was?! He has no right! Why, he oughta send that bastard straight to Hell.
And you? Well, you’re just tired. You just want to curl up and float away, where no one else can hit you while you’re down ever again. You just…
You want to be loved. You want to feel appreciated despite your heaviness. You want to be loved because of your heaviness. But do you deserve it?
“King?”
Dice snaps out of his angry trance and gazes into your glassy eyes, gently cupping your face. He feels nothing but worry right now. He hates the sound of insecurity in your voice. Hesitation. He never wants to hear you speak like that.
“What is it, my love?”
You sigh shakily, leaning your face against his gloved palm. He’s holding your head with such care. He’s gentle. Kind. Fuck.
“Does my weight ever bother you?” You whisper in question, staring sadly up at him. “Please be honest with me… if it does, I could always start a diet. I could start going on walks, or maybe wait tables on the floor to lose the extra—”
“Darlin’, stop it.” His firm voice cuts through your ramblings.
You slowly shut your mouth. When you finally have the guts to look at him again, you see the pain on his face. He’s hurting. It breaks his heart to see you so upset with the way you look, when you’re usually so confident and collected.
He doesn’t like it when you talk about yourself like that. He hates it.
“Let’s get one thing clear: I’m not putting up with anything. Your extra weight is not a burden. It’s the exact opposite. Your size is beautiful, do you understand me?”
He scoots closer to you, enveloping you in a warm, loving embrace. You choke out a quiet sob, resting your forehead on his chest and grabbing his waistcoat with your fist. He smells of cigar smoke and whiskey, with a dash of sweet cinnamon. You close your eyes, letting the tears flow.
Dice is nothing but caring to you, rubbing your back and kissing the top of your head.
“You will not be starting any damn diet. You will not be going on walks, unless you want to for reasons other than this silly ‘weight problem’. You don’t need any of those things, got that? Whatever that bastard said is complete horseshit.”
He holds you tighter, his hands running up and down your sides. He affectionately traces the gentle folds of your skin through your clothing. His touch makes you shudder slightly, moving closer to him.
“If I had even the slightest problem with your size, I would have said something long ago. I promise you dear, I love you just how you are. I can’t believe some jackass had the nerve to speak to you like that. I’ll beat him myself when I get the chance.”
His hand slowly traces down to your ass, and he gives it a gentle rub as he pulls you completely into his lap. He tilts your chin upwards so he can look down at you, kissing you tenderly.
“Personally, I enjoy the pudginess, doll… there’s just more of you to love~”
You let out a soft moan as he fondles you, wrapping your arms around him. You reach up to cup his face and rub his pips, earning a pleasured groan from your husband as he deepens your kiss.
“Mmm, babydoll… you don’t understand how much I adore you. Your lips, your hair, your folds… My word, you’re wonderful. Absolutely perfect.”
You melt in his arms, becoming putty for him to manipulate into whatever position he desires. His lips remain on yours as he leans forward, slowly pinning you down on the bed as he makes out with you.
Dice’s fingers gently tug at your top, asking permission to take it off. You blush hesitantly, a bit nervous to reveal your figure. You’re still a little insecure.
But your husband is having none of it.
“Sugar, please… let me show you how much I appreciate this beautiful body of yours. Let me change your mind about yourself.”
Upon hearing his words of reassurance you nod, and you help him slip off your top, discarding it on the floor. You blush harder as Dice admires you, hands running over your sides, gently squishing your stomach.
“You’re so soft, darlin’… you feel incredible. I wish you wouldn’t feel so down about yourself like this. It breaks my heart.”
You open your mouth to respond but your words are taken from you as Dice begins to press gentle, loving kisses onto your tummy. You moan slightly, resting your hands on his back as he praises you.
How the hell is he so good at this?
“All of this, baby. I love it. And I don’t want to part with it unless it’s something you feel the need to get rid of, for yourself. I don’t give a fuck about what anyone else says~”
You whine softly at his praises, barely even noticing him slip your bottoms off. You squeak in delight as he suddenly lifts up your legs, setting them on his shoulder.
Dice begins to nip at your beautiful thighs, trailing closer and closer to your pelvic area. The whole time, he’s murmuring sweet nothings to you as he marks you up.
He’s incredibly careful with you, treating you like some type of god. Which, you are to him. He worships the ground you walk on. He’d do anything to see you smile, to hear your laugh. To hear you cry, and say horrible things about yourself?
Why, it crushes him.
All he can do now is admire your naked figure with a hungry smile.
“My goodness sugar, you look delightful… please, never ever try and downgrade this figure again. It hurts me when you’re hurting like this…”
You hear him unbuckle his belt and unzip his fly, shivering as Dice places his hands back on your sides. He leans over you and plants a kiss onto your lips, gently pinning your arms behind your head and tying them with his bow tie. You remove your legs from his shoulders and instead hug him with them, helping him get into position.
A moan escapes your mouth as he slowly inserts his shaft into you, and as you adjust to his size, his hands are all over you. Rubbing your sides. Your back. Your chest. Your thighs. Good LORD does Dice know how to use his hands. He’s magical.
You feel him start to push himself in and out of you, and in response, you squeal loudly into his mouth. Dice chuckles from above you and cups your face, caressing your cheek as he thrusts.
He makes love to you with such care. Such passion. He makes sure you aren’t hurting, being cautious of every single noise you make. Praises are thrown at you left and right, dissolving every ounce of self doubt you have left in your mind.
“FUCK, doll, you feel incredible… ohhhh my goodness, NEVER doubt yourself ever again. If I catch you crying over your body again I don’t know what I’ll do. You’re perfect, just perfect~”
His words are enough to cause a couple tears to roll down your face as you happily shriek for him, bucking your hips to his movements.
In response, Dice kisses each tear away, savoring the slightly salty taste they leave on his tongue. You giggle a little as he does, wrapping your arms around his neck area. His mustache tickles.
Dice relishes in your laughter. It’s a symphony of the angels. The closest his damned soul will ever get to heaven. He thrusts harder and harder, hitting your favorite spot, causing you to shriek in pleasure, begging for more.
“KING! Oh my SATAN, please don’t stop! I need you, I need you so much… please, my King, I LOVE you!~”
“I know, sweetness. I love you more than you could ever dream of… I’ll tell you what: how about a deal?~”
You open your teary eyes and gaze into his infatuated ones, wondering what he was trying to get at. As he continues to grind his hips into yours, you question what he means.
“A deal?”
“Yes, darlin’. Here’s my offer: I’ll help you cum, as long as you promise me something…”
You hold onto him tighter as you both slightly pick up the pace. You groan loudly and rest your head on his shoulder, barely able to ask your next question.
“P..Promise what?”
“Promise me that you’ll never criticize your figure again. I deal with everyone who even thinks about poking fun at your size, and that includes you. I never want to walk in my chambers to you in tears over something like this ever again.”
You pant heavily, your teeth sinking into his skin. Your mind ponders his words for a moment, and a smile graces your lips. It really isn’t a hard decision.
When you think about it, doubting your looks is such a ridiculous thing. If King Dice thinks you’re perfect, then by god, you’re fucking perfect. There’s nothing that could change that.
And with the way he’s making love to you now, you know that every word he says is the truth.
You chuckle as you lock lips with his, your tongue grazing over his pearly teeth. Nodding against him, you moan your answer into his mouth.
“I promise.”
Satisfied with your response, the King pounds into you, his hands holding your squishy form securely as he chases after your release.
You scream for him, hands tugging at the makeshift restraints. You’re getting close. God, he’s going so fast. So hard. He hits your spot with every single push.
It’s enough to push you over the edge.
You let out a final scream of pleasure as your fluids burst from under you, dripping down your legs. You’ve never felt so good in your life.
Dice’s climax follows seconds after yours, and you almost cum again when he fills you up with his seed, groaning loudly in pleasure. His hands lovingly squeeze your pudgy sides as he rides through his orgasm, his cock twitching inside of you.
What an amazing feeling.
You feel your hands be freed from Dice’s bow tie, and you immediately wrap your arms around his neck area. You hug him tightly, burying your face into his shoulder and moaning loudly as he pulls out of you.
Instead of laying down beside you as he normally does, your husband lays on top of you, wrapping his arms around you and using your soft chest as a pillow.
You’re so warm and squishy, and he loves it. He adores laying on top of you and hearing your heartbeat. It’s comforting for him. He loves it. He loves you. All of you. Every last inch.
You’ll never be able to thank him enough for helping you get your confidence back. But frankly, he won’t accept your thanks. He just wants you to be as happy as can be.
And you are.
“I love you so much, King… thank you…” you breathe out, resting your hand on Dice’s back as he snuggles further into you.
He responds by squeezing you tighter, smiling into your chest and gently massaging your shoulder blades.
“I love you too, sweet one. Every single part of you. No matter how big or small.”
You both doze off, peacefully content with one another. You get some of the best sleep you’ve ever had in your life.
And the next day?
Dice takes care of that drunk jackass who poked fun at you.
King Dice x Chubby!Reader NSFW Headcanons (SHOW)
Dice has only paused once in the entire time he’s aired his game show, Roll the Dice. One time.
That one time was when he first laid his eyes on you.
“Who will be the first lucky contestant to Roll the Dice?” His smooth, alluring voice boomed throughout the room as the spotlight began scanning the audience, searching for a ‘lucky’ contender.
His spotlight scanned over you for one second, before quickly passing. That one second was all Dice needed.
His heart shot up in his throat as he eyed your hopeful, eager form. Holy cow, who were you? You were gorgeous!
You must have been treating yourself on a night out, because neither of the two others sitting next to you looked like your date. And you know what?
Lucky Dice.
His spotlight stopped moving on some random, insignificant character. He said nothing. He missed his cue, creating a noticeable pause in the room as the contestant perked up. He didn’t care.
All he could see was you.
Your outfit hugged all the right spots on your soft, round form. Your hair was neat and tidy, and your eyes. Your eyes. They were like stars.
He simply had to get your name.
…After the show.
The last contestant was rushed through the show, and as soon as his curtains closed, he was out the door. He needed to find you. Ask for your name. He needed to see you again, to spot you through the excited crowd waiting for his signature..
He quickly signed every single scrap of paper his fans threw in his face, his eyes desperately searching for yours.
When the crowd dispersed, you were the last one standing, waiting patiently for Dice’s approach. You both exchanged quiet introductions, you out of surprise that the man you admired could be so timid, and him out of sheer infatuation for you.
One thing led to another, and now you’re both happily married. You’ve never been so content with your life until now.
The King is incredible to you, and is sure to remind you of just how much he loves you every chance he gets. Mostly by touch.
He adores running his hands over your curves, gently massaging every fold. You’ve always been confident with your form and never minded the extra weight, but your husband?
He loves that part about you most.
Your stomach is so soft, he loves to relax against it and drift off to sleep at night. Your smooth curves are addicting to touch, and don’t even get him started on your thighs.
You’re perfect to him. And he helps you feel perfect to yourself.
Your confidence skyrockets. You have no problem showing yourself off, and accompanying Dice to his many celebrity events. You love your body, every bit of it. You are beautiful, and you know it.
Well… most days.
Some days, you don’t feel as good-looking.
Some days, you wake up and question just why Dice would choose you of all people. When he could have anyone he want, he chose you.
Why?
You suddenly don’t feel so confident in the outfits Dice bought you. You suddenly avoid looking at yourself. You suddenly don’t feel like attending your lover’s show. You suddenly don’t want to be in front of a bunch of people.
You stay home on those days.
You feel a bit guilty when you do, because you know how much Dice loves it when you watch him from backstage, but you just can’t. Not on your bad days.
You opt for the radio instead, trying to focus on your husband’s smooth, charismatic voice. It helps bring your mood up, even if just a little.
“Mr. King Dice, this is your five minute call.”
The die sighs softly in his chair as his cards wrap up the finishing touches, ironing his suit, freshening up his pips, straightening his mustache. He barely notices them.
The only thing he notices is that you’re not there with him. It’s all he thinks about.
You’re still absent when he gets through the first contestant. Then the second. It’s hard for him to focus on the show.
He wonders if you’re alright. If something happened to you. If he did something to upset you.
If you’re in danger.
Dice isn’t present in his mind as he wraps his show up, strutting off the stage. He blankly grabs a couple things from his vanity, and sneaks out the back door. There will be no autographs tonight. Not when you’re not by his side.
The limo ride home is not nearly as enjoyable when you’re not there to share some champagne with him.
You’ve fallen asleep by the time he walks through the door, tears staining your cheeks. Your hand rests limply against the radio, the aftermath of Roll the Dice sounding quietly through the room.
Dice watches you closely, silently shutting the door behind him and taking off his shoes, placing them nearly by the door.
Oh, you poor dear.
You wake up to the soft, gentle feeling of your husband stroking your wet cheek with the backs of his fingers, and you open your eyes to see his concerned expression.
“King, I’m sorry…” you start to apologize, feeling horrible for skipping his show because of some damn insecurity.
“My dear, what for?” Dice shakes his head in shock, cupping your face. What on earth would you need to apologize for? Missing his show? That was the last thing on his mind. He just wants you to be happy.
“I missed your—”
“I don’t give a damn about the show, sweetheart. To hell with it. All I care about is you. Are you alright?”
“I’m fine, honey.”
“No you’re not.”
Dammit. Damn him. Damn him for being so fucking caring. So worried. He’s making this way harder than it needs to be.
“You’re not fine. You missed the show, and cried yourself to sleep listening to the radio. Something’s wrong. Please, doll, tell me.”
You sigh shakily and sit up, leaning against him as he wraps his arms around you. He rubs your back, massaging your shoulder blades and giving you a reassuring kiss on your forehead.
Your hand grips the trim of his waistcoat tightly as your eyes find his. His hand strokes your cheek once again, and you lean into his touch.
“…Why did you choose me, King?”
Dice is taken aback at this. What do you mean by that? Why wouldn’t he?
“I… what?”
“Out of everyone you could have had, why me? Surely, you could do so much better. There are so many others who would kill to be your lover, who are much more beautiful than I’ll ever be. People who wouldn’t be such a dead weight on your—”
“That’s enough.”
You jump slightly at the sudden interruption, and look back up at Dice. His expression makes your heart ache.
He looks so… heartbroken. Like you just told him his mother died. Your eyes well up with fresh tears as he hugs you tighter, refusing to let go of you.
“Don’t ever say that to me again. I don’t want whatever the others have to offer. They couldn’t possibly make me feel the way you do.”
Here come the waterworks. You sniffle slightly as the tears in your eyes roll down your cheeks, falling from your chin and landing in your lap.
“Dice…”
“Come here, pumpkin.”
He holds you tightly in his embrace, allowing you to bury your face into his chest. His heart cracks with every soft sob you give.
You feel your husband gently tilt your chin up, and sigh shakily as he dabs your tears away with his handkerchief.
His touch is so comforting. So cautious. You yearn for it.
“You are not a ‘dead weight’ to me, darling. Not even close. If it’s your size you’re worried about, I need that to get out of your head right now. There is absolutely nothing wrong with your weight. I, for one, adore it.”
“Wait, what?” The declaration catches you off guard.
“I’m not a touchy person, honey. I hate it when people get too close to me. But I just can’t keep my hands off of you. You know that. I wish I could take away every insecurity you have. All the bad days.”
Dice brings you closer, his hands resting on your plump sides. He gives them a loving squeeze, coaxing a soft whine from your mouth.
“I could tell you how much I love you and your body until my tongue falls off. But who am I kidding? We both know that actions speak louder than words.”
His hands slip up underneath your top, and he gives you a look asking to take it off. You nod hesitantly, and lift up your arms as he gently strips you.
It’s cold in the room. But it doesn’t matter. His hands warm you right up.
Your bottoms are off a second later , leaving you in your undergarments. And Dice is all over you.
Massaging your stomach. Your thighs. Hungry eyes scanning over your figure. He’s needy. And you’re starting to get there as well.
You tug at his waistcoat before slipping it off, letting it drop over your discarded clothing. Dice lets you strip him down, helping you unbutton his vest and undershirt.
You’re both hungrily fondling over each other now, your lips locking onto his. You wrestle tongues with each other, hungry for a taste. Boy, does he taste sweet, a lot like caramel.
“Mmm… lay down for me, darling.”
You obey, and lay on your back. But Dice has other plans.
“On your stomach.”
You obey curiously, turning over on your stomach for him. You feel your bottoms being tugged off, and yelp in surprise when your legs are spread out. Hands pry your cheeks apart, and Dice’s sweet voice reaches your ears.
“You look so delicious, babydoll. Don’t mind me, I just have to have a taste…”
A pleasured shriek is ripped from your throat as Dice puts his mouth to work. His tongue slips in your ass, eating you up and savoring the taste. Your stomach clenches in excitement as he continues, his saliva lubing you up quite nicely.
His hands continue holding your cheeks apart, and he occasionally gives them both an affectionate squeeze. God, you wish he’d do this more often. It feels amazing.
He stops after several minutes, satisfied at his handiwork. You whine desperately, wishing he would continue, and he chuckles softly in response.
“Don’t you worry, baby… I’m not done with you yet~”
You hear the telltale sound of Dice slipping off his boxers, and you eagerly arch your back, waiting excitedly for him.
His tip presses against your ass, and with a soft murmur of praise, he slips his cock inside of you.
Fuck, that’s incredible!
There could not be a more perfect fit. You both are like lock and key. He fills you up so much that pleasured tears leak from your cheeks, falling onto the pillows.
“I wouldn’t do this with anyone else, sweetness. You couldn’t pay me to. You’re the only one I’ll ever need~”
He affirms the message by beginning to rock his hips against your ass, thrusting in and out of you. You screech in elation, moving along with him to match his rhythm. You know damn well he’s telling the truth.
He loves you, for all that you are. Including your extra weight. Your curves. Your folds. Your tummy. He loves it all. And he wouldn’t trade you for the world.
And you? You’re head over heels. You’ve known how perfect he is since the very beginning, before you even introduced yourself. You’ll thank the lucky stars for giving you this gift for the rest of your days.
You moan loudly for him as he tugs at your hair, leaning down and nibbling your tender flesh. He pounds into you, hitting your g spot, his hands holding you in place.
“Ohhh, KING! Please, don’t stop-! Faster, King! I beg!~”
“I hear you, sweetheart. Your wish is my command~” He murmurs into your ear, picking up the pace. His hands travel to your front, resting on your round stomach and giving it gentle squeezes.
Good god, he’s magical. The more he praises you and rubs his hands on your curves, the more your insecurity fades away. You can barely remember being sad in the first place.
He’s fucking you senseless.
With a shriek, you throw your head back, allowing Dice free entry to your neck. He takes this opportunity to nip at the side, groaning loudly as he sucks at your flesh.
“Delicious… you taste delicious, doll-!” He moans into you as he continues to ram his hips into you, chasing after both your climaxes.
He finds them in no time.
“KING! King, I’m close! PLEASE— I’M GONNA CUM!~” You scream in pleasure, your hands gripping the sheets so tightly your knuckles turn white.
“IT’S OKAY! DO IT! CUM! CUM FOR ME, SWEETNESS!~”
That was all you needed to hear. You screech in euphoria as you catch up to your release, fluids exploding from under you. Your insides tingle in excitement, your legs trembling from the sheer power of your orgasm.
You cum a second time when Dice does, exploding his seed into your ass with a loud groan. He fills you up so much that his spent leaks out of you once he pulls himself out. It drips down your crack, spilling between your legs and combining with your own seed.
As a last little favor, Dice holds you steady as he leans down, lapping up every single drop of seed his tongue finds. He leaves nothing behind, cleaning you completely. You’ll never be tired of how his tongue feels against you. It’s heavenly.
You’re completely full. You’re satisfied. You’re… happy. You’re so happy. You’ve never been so thrilled in your life.
Dice collapses beside you, panting heavily. His body glistens with sweat. He’s exhausted. But when he looks over at you, all you see is infatuation.
He’s falling in love with you all over again.
You breathe out a soft laugh, snuggling closer to him, allowing him to wrap his arms around you.
He rests his head on your soft chest, taking comfort in your racing heartbeat. You sigh softly in content as his hands gently knead at your sides, massaging the tension out of your muscles.
“I hope this helped you, sugar. I love you so much, and I don’t want to trade you for anything.” Dice smiles softly at you, planting a soft kiss to your lips. “Every single part of you, I adore. Never change.”
Happy tears prick the corners of your eyes, and you hug him tighter, deepening your kiss. That declaration, you think, is enough.
More than enough.
“You’ve helped me more than I’d ever deserve, my King. I love you too.”
Dice pulls the duvet over you both, and you drift off in each other’s arms, just happy to be with one another.
You wouldn’t change yourself for anyone. You don’t need to. Dice is the only person whose opinion matters to you, and he thinks you’re perfect.
And if King Dice thinks you’re perfect, well…
Who could argue with that?
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Leave Her Alone
Summary: Tommy takes his love to the garrison and as they enjoy their time there someone says something about her due to her size. He goes to say something about it. Also, he proves how beautiful she is.
Prompt: Tommy shows how beautiful you really are
Pairing: Tommy× Reader, Tommy× plus size reader
Warnings: 18+, smut, cussing, oral sex, passionate sex, NSFW, violence, and drinking.
Characters: Tommy, reader, Harry, and bad guy
Minors do not read.
Leave Her Alone
You and Tommy arrive at the Garrison holding hands. The smell of smoke and whiskey hits your face making you feel like home. You've always loved the smell because it reminds you of Tommy. A guy in the corner nods to you and Tommy as you two walk by. Tommy leads you through a crowd of people to a table not far from the bar. He pulls a chair out for you like a gentleman.
" Thank you love", you say smiling at him sitting down.
" You look good in that dress I bought you darling", Tommy says sitting next to you.
" Thank you Tommy."
" You look very handsome as always", you say looking at him.
Then a guy with an white apron on walks over to you two's table.
" Hey Harry", Tommy says smiling to him.
" Hey Tom, what will you and the lady have?", Harry asks looking at you two.
" I'll have irish whiskey", you say to Harry.
" I'll have the same as the lady", Tommy says with a nod to Harry.
" Good, it'll be over shortly", Harry says walking to the bar.
" You like the pub here?", Tommy asks looking at you.
" Yes, I love how vintage it is", you say with a warm smile.
" It is vintage love because we have our signs to our businesses on the wall", Tommy says pointing to a wall in front of you two.
You look at the wall and see one for horse betting and for a distillery. It says, Distilled for incurable sadness. Second one says Shelby Betting.
" That's very nice love", you say looking back at Tommy.
" Thanks darling", Tommy says smiling at you.
Harry comes back with you two's drinks.
" Enjoy", Harry says sitting them down onto the table.
" Thanks", you both say taking your glasses. " How about we make a toast for finding each other darling", Tommy says raising his glass. " I like that", you say raising your glass too.
" To an everlasting love", Tommy says as he clinks your glass. You clink his glass with a big smile on your face saying the same. Then you two take a drink.
In the corner of the pub a rough looking guy sitting with his friends looks at you, but you're unaware because you were facing the other way. Tommy didn't know of them talking because he was focusing on you. Your beautiful brown eyes catches his attention. Also, he was engrossed in talking to you about horses. The guys snicker as they look at your figure. One guy whispers quietly that you looked like a whale. Second one laughs at the guys comment.
Third guy whispers," That Tommy must be a dumb fook to love her."
" Want me tell them in person?", the rough guy asks looking at the second guy.
" I would to see what they do, ey", the second guy says watching you and Tommy.
The rough guy gets up walking you two's way.
"You told me that you have a big horse stable", you say looking at him.
" Yes I do and it's a pretty good size one that can hold 8 horses the most", Tommy says taking a sip of his drink.
" I never had a stable that big."
" Only 4 horses I could hold", you say looking at him.
" Hey whale lady", the rough says standing behind you.
You turn to look at him with a look of hurt in your eyes. That really hurt your feelings because that's what people said to you when you were younger. A little tear escapes your right eye.
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"You leave my darling alone, eh", Tommy says getting up from his seat. He looks at the guy with mean eyes. Tommy doesn't like it when a guy bothers his love.
" You're a dumb fook to like her Tommy", the rough guy says with sarcasm shaking his head.
" No, I'm not you stupid fooker", Tommy says raising his voice.
" Why her when you can have a sexy whore", the rough guy says watching him. Tommy goes to stand right in front of him. He towers over the rough guy like a giant.
" Because she's kind and sweet as honey", Tommy says boring into the guys eyes.
" Whores are not", Tommy adds with sarcasm.
" Oh really", the rough guy cackles at him grinning. Tommy gives him the death stare not saying nothing.
Everyone in the bar went quiet as a mouse. They all watch the bar fight ensue with looks of anticipation. You get up quickly to hide behind the bar with dear life. Cowering down under the bar you listen to what happens. " Please win Tommy", you say quietly to yourself.
" What ya going to do about it?", the rough guy asks taunting Tommy.
Rough guy just stands there like a stupid ouf.
" How about I do this to you fooker", Tommy says grabbing a bottle from the table to the right.
Then Tommy hits the bottle over the guys head. The bottle breaks into a million pieces with some shards sticking into the guys head. Some lands on the floor around him. Blood runs down the sides of his head.
" Fooking hell!", the rough guy shouts in pain looking at Tommy.
He tries to run at Tommy, but stops midway because his vision was blurry from the blood getting in his eyes.
" You asked for it you fook, eh", Tommy spats at the guy stepping back.
The rough guy glances back at his friends. They sit there with their mouths open with shock. Tommy looks their way watching them like a hawk. He puts his hand in his pocket pulling out his gun. Tommy points it at his friends and him.
" You guys get the fook out of here and never come back." " By order of the peaky fooking blinders", Tommy shouts at the guys as he points his gun at them.
The guys quickly get up from their seats looking at Tommy like scared chickens.
" Lets... get ... out ... of ... here", the second guy stutters as he moves to the door quickly.
Other guy follows him without a word out the door.
" That includes you too fooker", Tommy says picking up the rough guy by the collar.
Rough guy just looks at him with fearful eyes. As Tommy gets him near the door, he throws him onto the cold ground outside.
" Fook you", Tommy shouts at the guy watching him.
Rough guy just lays there looking around. His friends stand in the alleyway watching him. Then Tommy pulls his gun out and shoots him in the head.
" Oh shit!", his friends shout looking at their friend.
Tommy hears his remaining friends and looks their way.
" Fook off or you'll end up just like him", Tommy shouts looking at them.
The guys run off fast after he says that. Harry goes outside to Tommy.
" They gone Tom?", Harry asks him glancing at the dead man.
" Yes and call Johnny Dogs to get the body", Tommy says softly putting his gun back in his pocket.
" Will do Tom", Harry says going back into the pub. Harry goes to call Johnny Dogs.
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Before Tommy goes back inside, he takes advantage of enjoying the fresh cool night air. He takes out his gold cigarette case pulling out a cigarette. Next he rubs the butt of the cigarette on his lips, so it stays in place. Lighting the cigarette, he leans onto the door frame looking inside the pub. Tommy notices you crawling from under the bar.
" I hope she's ok", Tommy thinks to himself as he blows smoke.
After you crawl from under the bar, you look around for Tommy. You notice that he's no where in sight. A look of worry appears on your face. Harry sees you looking for him.
" Tom is outside luv", Harry says coming to you. " Oh ok, thanks Harry", you say with a sigh of relief. You go to the table you were sitting at and grab your coat.
Everyone in the bar was going about their business again when you walk outside. To the right of the door Tommy stands smoking a cigarette.
" Hey Tommy, I thought something happened to you", you say looking at him.
" I'm ok darling", Tommy says softly looking at you.
" I'm glad those goons are gone", you say softly as you stand next to him.
" Me too darling", Tommy says blowing smoke in the air.
" I thank you for standing up for me Tommy", you say softly looking into his eyes.
" Your very welcome my darling", Tommy says softly throwing his cigarette onto the cold ground.
" That man really hurt my feelings you know", you say glancing at Tommy.
" I promise that he won't hurt you anymore darling", Tommy says with assurance.
" Good, but that guy really made me think that I'm not beautiful", you say sadly looking at him with puppy eyes.
" Darling, you're beautiful in every way", Tommy says pulling you close to him.
" In what way Tommy?", you ask starting to feel better.
" I'll show you darling, but not here", Tommy says softly looking into your eyes.
" I can't wait for what you show me", you say blushing at him.
" My place or yours darling?", Tommy asks grabbing your hand.
" Your place Tommy", you say squeezing his hand lightly.
" Luckily, it's not far because it's cold out here darling", Tommy says walking with you.
" I agree with you", you say shaking a little. Tommy notices that you're cold.
" I'll let you have my coat darling", Tommy says putting his coat on you.
" Thanks love", you say smiling at him.
His coat was big. It feels like a fleece blanket on you. You start warming up instantly because his coat was made of wool.
You two hold hands as you walk to his place. " My place is just around the corner here darling", Tommy says as he walks you down a black cobblestone road. All the houses looked the same here. One is that all of them were the same color, which was grey with a black roof.
" Here we are darling", Tommy says walking you to a black door.
" So glad, because I'm ready to settle down", you say watching him.
" Me too darling", Tommy says opening the door.
Tommy motions you to go in first. You walk in glancing around the house. Little decorative plates line the wall. Also, a nice red satin curtain adorns the window on the right. Plus it feels like Tommy because it looks manly inside with the colors of red and black.
" You can sit on the sofa darling", Tommy says closing and locking the door.
" Thanks love", you say taking his coat and yours off.
You set them on the rack near the door. After you take your coats off you feel Tommy's eyes on you. One is that you were wearing that dress he bought you that shows your gorgeous curves. Second he loves you in red. Everytime you went on a date with Tommy you always wear red.
Tommy gets his jacket off setting it on the same rack as yours. Then he looks you up and down taking in the sight of you in the dress as he walks behind you.
" Love you in this dress darling", Tommy says wrapping his arms around your waist from behind.
" I love it too." " Makes me feel beautiful", you say softly glancing at him.
" Yes indeed darling", Tommy says softly kissing your neck.
" You told me that you would show me what makes me beautiful Tommy." " What is it?", you ask with curiosity looking at Tommy.
"Oh, yes about that", Tommy says kissing your neck still.
" Come on Tommy", you say cutely blushing at him.
" Your love for me darling." " Plus our love for each other", Tommy says softly as he stops kissing your neck.
Tommy walks from behind you to stand in front of you. He pulls out a ragged paper from his pocket.
" I've written this poem for you darling." " Want to hear it?", Tommy asks softly looking into your eyes.
" Yes love, I do", you say blushing madly at him.
Tommy reads the poem softly to you.
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You smile and shed a tear as he reads the poem to you. Plus you didn't know that Tommy could write such sweet words. His words was making you feel better about yourself.
After Tommy says the last line of the poem, you go to hug him. A warm smile appears on his face.
" That is so true love", you say looking at him.
" It is my darling", Tommy says setting the paper down on the table.
" How long we've been dating?", you ask thinking about it.
" Since I came back from the war, which was 6 months ago", Tommy says softly looking at you.
" I can't believe it's been that long", you say with surprise.
" It has darling and all we've done is kiss." " I think it's time we express our love for each other", Tommy says softly looking into your eyes.
" I agree love", you say softly looking back into his eyes.
" You prefer bed or sofa darling?", Tommy asks pulling away from you.
" Bed would be much comfy, since I'm a big girl", you say with confidence.
Tommy takes your hand in his, leading you to his bedroom. You feel a rush of heat overcome your body just from holding his hand alone. One is that you loved his rough hands. They always set a spark of love in you.
As the two of you reach his bedroom. He stands at the side of his bed in front of you. " You sure you want this darling?", Tommy asks guiding you to the side of the bed. He leans his forehead against yours looking into your eyes full of want for you.
" Yes I do", you say softly looking into his eyes.
" Good my darling", Tommy says pulling his forehead away from yours.
Then he goes to kiss you passionately with heated kisses. You kiss him back with just as much passion as him. He runs his hands to the zipper of your dress and unzips it. You feel a rush of cool air touch your body as your dress falls off to the floor. The air sends a jolt of arousal over your body. It's like the air sets the mood for you two.
Tommy breaks away from the kiss to look at your beautiful naked body before him. He blushes taking in the sight of you. It was like he was mapping out every inch of your body in his mind.
" You're so beautiful darling", Tommy says softly looking you over still.
You smile at him without saying a word.
After he takes in the sight of you, he undresses before you. Unbuttoning his shirt you watch with anticipation because you've never seen him shirtless before. You notice a tattoo on his chest. It looks like a sun to you judging by how the lines form an arch. Tommy gets his shirt off setting it on the floor beside him. You blush madly taking in the sight of his chest. He looks so sexy. One is that you loved his masculinity. Then you see a tattoo on his arm. It has a star with a word on it, but couldn't make it out what it said.
Next he undoes his pants letting it fall to the floor. Your eyes go to the bulge that has formed in his shorts. A rush of heat forms in your velvet folds just by looking at it. Tommy keeps his eyes on you with want in his eyes. Finally, he discards his white shorts. A big smile appears on your face when you look at his cock. One is that it was twitching. Second you already see beads of precum on the head of his cock.
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Tommy goes over to you and gently pushes you onto the bed. He goes onto the bed peppering your whole body with sweet kisses. A cute moan escapes your mouth earning a sweet smile from Tommy. Kissing your breasts he takes each nipple in his mouth sucking and nibbling on it. He looks up at you with satisfaction. You start feeling better about yourself because of how Tommy was loving you. Each of his kisses and sucks was loving and passionate.
He stops sucking your breasts, kissing his way down just before your wet folds. You buck your hips at him with need and want for him.
" Please Tommy, I want you", you whimper at him.
Tommy listens to you without saying a word. He goes to your wet folds licking his lips. Pressing his face to your wet folds, Tommy sucks and licks your clit. You run your hand to his head to pull on his hair gently. Sexy and sweet moans escape from your mouth. You feel his licks getting faster making you grind against his mouth. The faster he licks, you press his face more into your velvet folds. You close your eyes seeing stars. A warm feeling overcomes your body as you cum into his mouth moaning his name. You let go of his hair bringing your hand back to your side.
Tommy pulls away from your velvet folds smiling at you. He takes his shirt wiping your cum off on it. Then he goes between you on the bed towering over you. He takes your hands in his putting them above your head. " Love you Y/n", he moans as he starts fucking you passionately.
You wrap your legs around his waist pulling him closer to you. Tommy kisses you where tongues meet. It was like your tongues were dancing with one another. You and Tommy's hands intertwine as he stops kissing you. Tommy fucks you a bit faster earning a high pitch moan from you. He looks into your eyes with a loving look squeezing your hands. You yourself was enjoying the love you two were sharing with one another. It was like all your hurt and worries went away.
Then the sounds of sex grew louder filling the room. His skin was slapping on your skin. You and Tommy were moaning each others names like a chant. The bed was creaking. All of these things was leading you two to the edge of pleasure.
As Tommy makes one hard thrust hitting your sweet spot. You both squeeze each others hands as you both climax together. Tommy lets go of your hand with a loving look. You smile at him as he stays on top of you. He playfully nudges your nose. You nudge his back blushing at him.
" You're so sweet love", you say smiling at Tommy.
" Always to my darling", Tommy says pulling away from you.
He goes to lay next you wearing a loving smile on his face, feeling well spent. You decide to rest your head on his chest.
" I want you to know that I love you dearly." " Also, I think you're beautiful in every way darling", Tommy says softly looking down at you.
You look up at him with a loving smile. " Thank you love." " I love you too", you say softly looking into Tommy's blue eyes.
He smiles looking at you. It was the prettiest smile you ever seen. Just the sight of it makes your heart melt.
" I'm spent darling and you?", he yawns watching you.
" I can say the same", you say softly playing with the few chest hairs on his chest.
" Lets get some shut eye darling", Tommy says getting comfy on his pillow.
After you pull your head away from his chest, you two give each other a goodnight kiss.
You two fall asleep into the night feeling loved.
The End
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eirasummersart · 4 months
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Yuuki with 😺
Dalia with ⚔️
(the emojis are a bit confusing jfkdkd)
Refering to this.
Hello, An! Thanks for the ask, and so sorry for taking so long 😭 I'm gonna answer this now 💪 I just realized the swords AREN'T Silver, it's Sebek, wtf. That is confusing XDD Anyway, here we go!
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What relationship does Yuuki have with Grim 😺?
Yuuki's relationship with Grim is a bit complicated and it evolves as the story progresses.
At first, he can't stand him at all. He's loud and annoying, Yuuki is forced to take care of him and live with him. Add to that how confused Yuuki is from appearing randomly in this new world and he's not in the most amicable mood either. So they fight, Yuuki gets really mad every time Grim pulls him into trouble or makes things more complicated for him and it's overall a mess.
After a few weeks tho, they slowly start to know each other better and get used to the other's presence. Also, Yuuki's nostalgia for his original world keeps getting stronger as well, and he feels really lonely. At that point, he starts to appreciate having the little furball always with him. Helps to not feel so alone. And he'd probably would've had a breakdown already if it weren't for his constant presence.
He appreciates him more after realizing that, so he warms up to Grim and starts taking care of him more and finding solutions that work for both of them when a problem arise.
Around the ch6 time, he has already bonded with him a lot and cares deeply for Grim, so he really is worried sick for him when he disappears and definitelly goes to look for him (and the others, of course).
From Grim's perspective it's much more straightforward tho. Just gets used to him slowly and cares for his henchman more every day. Specially once Yuuki starts treating him nicer and cares for him~
Also, as an extra note, it's not unusual to find Yuuki holding Grim in some way, specially if they're sitting or laying down. Yuuki is really bad with the cold and Grim is always warm, so he uses him as a heat bag hahahah (also, he's fluffy and soft, so that's a plus). Grim just lets him do as he wants unless he's not in the mood and just gets out of his grasp xD
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What relationship does Dalia have with Sebek⚔️?
They get along well, considering how Sebek is with most people.
They go to the same club, so they see each other fairly often. Dalia is also close friends with both Riddle and Silver, so more reason to bump into each other here and there.
She finds him mostly funny when he's being... well, himself XD And she finds all his intense emotions cute, he's so expressive it's never boring to observe him. Overall, she thinks of him as a cute endearing kohai and treats him as such.
From Sebek's perspective, at first he treated her with disdain, as he does with most random non fae. But she's quite graceful and elegant, in mannerisms and in horse ridding, so he ends up respecting her. She's also really smart and gets great grades, so that's also another point he respects of her. And he doesn't mind too much when he treats him like a cute little brother, as long as she doesn't baby him too much. But she always knows how to praise him to keep him happy, so he's usually fine with it all hahaha
Otherwise, they don't hang out much outside of the club activities, unless they're both with Silver as well. He might ask for her advice sometimes if he's troubled and he thinks she can help, but that's pretty much it.
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And that's all for this ask~ thanks so much again, An <3
If anyone wants to send more from this ask, you’re still welcome to~
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S- Show us an example of your personal headcanon pleasee
Hi love!!! Thank you so much for sending in this ask 💕 I am so thrilled that you decided to ask me this, but also a little petrified because I feel like I started to view some of my headcanons as actual canon and blurred the lines lol oops. It actually took me forever to compile this list because I had to dig down deep inside my brain and try to separate canon from headcanon lol. But take everything listed below with a grain of salt, these headcanons are exclusive to me/my line of thinking and anyone reading this is entitled to agree or disagree to whatever extent they so choose! I also couldn't pick only one headcanon, and now that I think of it, I'm not even sure I answered this ask correctly 😅 but I hope you like my answers regardless!
S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
I headcanon Kristoff as a Taurus. I know this is probably a divisive headcanon, but Tauruses are hardworking, stubborn, logical, loyal, and dependable, and to me, that sounds exactly like Kristoff. I personally headcanon his birthday to be April 24th, and I've kept that continuity going in several fics of mine. Plus, Tauruses mesh really well with Cancers, and Anna is a canonically Gemini/Cancer cusp sooo it works out XD
Another headcanon I have is that Anna gets motion sick fairly easily, but Kristoff is always there to comfort her/try to make her feel better. I think she does well in Sven's sleigh and on horseback, but if she had to spend a long time in a horse drawn carriage or on a boat (or on theme park rides in a modern au), she'd get sick. Kristoff would dote on her, though; rubbing her back, and getting her water and bread/crackers, and helping her clean herself up/generally feel better.
Okay this one borders on being canon (maybe from one of the books?) and I feel like it's very widely accepted in the fandom, but I totally headcanon Anna and Kristoff having a huge family. Like, at least 5 kids. And they dote on each and every one of them, giving them the attention and love that was lacking from their own respective childhoods.
This headcanon is kind of 🔥spicy🔥 so viewer discretion is advised...but I think Anna would try to playfully tease Kristoff from across the table while they're hosting a bunch of important political figures/dignitaries. Like she'll slip her shoe off, and slide her foot up his leg/thigh from across the table just to see him get all flustered/sweaty/freaked out in front of all of those important people and increase the tension between them knowing that it will take hours for that tension to be released lol. Anna loves to watch him squirm, but Kristoff finds creative ways to get back at her and make her equally flustered/frustrated/tense in front of all of their guests lol (I have more specific ideas for this, but my brain short-circuited while answering this ask and I couldn't think of them off the top of my head...come back at a later date for more info XD or maybe I'll turn this into a fic somewhere down the line lol who knows)
Another headcanon I have is that Anna steals all of Kristoff's clothes for herself because they smell like him and she likes how big and cozy they are compared to her clothes lol. But Kristoff doesn't mind because he likes how she looks in his clothes ;)
Okay the last headcanon I have (for this ask, because this is all I can think of at the moment lol) is that I totally think that both Anna and Kristoff share physical touch as their primary love language, and quality time as their secondary love language. Like, in my head, they just want to be around each other and loving on each other all the time. When they're around other people, the PDA is kept to a minimum (see headcanon #4 for a sneaky way around this lol), but they're always finding little ways to touch the other - whether their hands/feet are brushing together at the table, or they're holding hands while walking from one meeting to another, or one of them has their hand on their others arm when they're sitting together. And then in private, they just can't keep their hands off each other lol they're always hugging, kissing, laying on top of each other, combing the others hair with their fingers - they're just constantly doing whatever they can do to be close to one another and show the other how much they love them.
Thank you SO MUCH for this ask!!!! 💕💕💕 I know I went a little overboard, and didn't really include any prompts. Do you have any personal headcanons that you'd like to share?
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deep dive character sheet
stolen from: ree and everyone else tagging: every. last. one of you
NAME: SAIN
BODY
height: 188cm / 6′ 2
strength ★★★★☆ (he's pretty big as far as knights go, trained under wallace, and likes to flaunt his build)
dexterity ★★☆☆☆ (the lower of the two skl stats for this christmas cav pair. he's also just got more of a wild style that relies on strength and charging to overwhelm foes as opposed to deft lancemanship)
health ★★★☆☆ (reckless, but not neglectful of his health. has put himself in harm's way to use as an icebreaker with women)
energy ★★★★★ (he literally makes genki noises. c'mon.)
beauty ★★★★★ (ugliness is almost never among a lady's complaints about him)
style ★☆☆☆☆ (caelin moment. i will say he's getting somewhere with the scarf but there's an entire support chain that talks about how uncool lycians dress)
hygiene ★★★★★ (uses cosmetic product and almost always smells like flowers)
SKILLS
perception ★★★★☆ (can be willfully ignorant if he wants to be, but generally very perceptive. especially in social scenarios)
communication ★★★★☆ (can and will talk your ear off but faces a boy who cried wolf scenario with regards to his actual feelings. they are so pronounced at times that nobody believes him when they really get serious)
persuasion ★★☆☆☆ (kind of a tough one because sain gets a lot of no's but he is damn persistent and can excel in other areas. docking one star for being in an unpaired ending)
mediation ★★★★★ (he's so annoying that any would-be quarrelers will drop their fight in favor of ganging up on him)
literacy ★★★★☆ (not a scholar by any means but poetry counts for a lot)
creativity ★★★★★ (always trying a new angle. always improvising)
cooking ★★★☆☆ (i'm pegging this as a budding talent. he's got it in him but hasn't had the upbringing to bring it out)
tech savvy ★★☆☆☆ (a little simple-minded plus prefers the natural world)
combat ★★★★☆ (he was named subcommander for a reason, and this is postgame sain who participated in battles against nergal and a dragon so. pretty good)
survival ★☆☆☆☆ (his one star is earned by thinking thoughts like "what would kent say")
stealth ☆☆☆☆☆ (loud + clunky armor + doesn't like staying quiet)
street smarts ★★★★☆ (as one who mingles with the townfolk a lot, sain has to be streetwise or else fall into some pretty dangerous traps. this is also his only claim to being a mentor to anyone)
seduction ★★★☆☆ (HE SUCCEEDS OCCASIONALLY)
luck ★★★★☆ (his series of life events is pretty fortunate if you look at it all in hindsight. also has the higher lck base + growth out of his cav duo)
handling animals ★★★☆☆ (his horse bears the unfortunate tragedy of having watched him develop into a womanizer and does nawt like him for it)
pacifying children ★★★★★ (he is like a storybook character to them and also a funny fool)
MIND
intelligence ★★☆☆☆ (his reputation as a dunce is definitely a little bit intentional but there is something seriously wrong with his emotional intelligence)
happiness ★★★☆☆ (subject to change as threads progress. presents as a 5 though)
spirituality ★☆☆☆☆ (isn't really big on either of elibe's major religious systems but knows enough to make allusions while flirting)
confidence ★★★★★ (yeah.)
humor ★★★★★ (yeah...)
anxiety ★★☆☆☆(something that gets a little worse with each rejection but has yet to make any impact on anything)
patience ★★★☆☆ (definitely more of a 'this needs to happen NOW' kinda guy, though that naturally changes when waiting for his beloved to say yes to him)
passion ★★★★★ (he hails from caelin canton, home to men of passion and fire)
nice         ☆★☆☆☆ mean (can rag on people and can be a snide ass if you're mean first (or boss him around too much; though kent is immune) but generally very pleasant)
brave       ★☆☆☆☆ cowardly (you will never hear the end of this quality)
pacifist   ☆☆☆★☆ violent (sain is a man of war at the end of the day, even if he appreciates peace)
thoughtful ☆☆☆★☆ impulsive (schemes sometimes and thinks when it is desperately required of him)
agreeable ☆☆★☆☆ contrary (this one depends on who you ask)
idealistic   ★☆☆☆☆ pragmatic (lost in a world of fantasy~)
frugal        ☆☆☆☆★ big spender (very prone to spending money. very.)
extrovert   ★☆☆☆☆ introvert (going out into town is how he recharges)
collected   ☆☆☆☆★ wild (it's part of his charm, or so he'll have you believe)
ambitious / possessive / stubborn / jealous / decisive / perfectionist
SOCIAL
charisma ★★★★★ (i know we all like to point and laugh at him but he is genuinely charming and funny. "much beloved by the citizenry" to quote fe7 directly)
empathy ★★★☆☆ (the sylvain forging bonds really made me rethink this one. sain has his moments)
generosity ★★★★☆ (goes hand-in-hand with his money-spending, though he is more vocal about his generosity being ultimately selfish)
wealth ★★★☆☆ (was paid pretty well as subcommander, though sain's accumulated funds quickly dwindled when he went rogue)
honest  ☆☆★☆☆ deceptive (not deceptive for malicious reasons but he is quick to bury any feelings that aren't pleasant)
leader   ☆☆★☆☆ follower (he was second in command so lead but followed at the same time. marches to the beat of his own drum but that drum is also simping for lyn)
polite    ☆☆★☆☆  rude (he can be either and it depends who you ask)
political ☆☆☆★☆ indifferent (pretty much holds the "all politicians are stupid and corrupt" belief. has lycia proven him wrong?)
BELIEFS
higher power ★★☆☆☆ (saint elimine exists sure but the only time he's kneeling and invoking her name is to flirt with a lady)
fate/destiny ★★★★★ (this is one of the cornerstones of fe7 and also a thing that gets brought up in numerous sain interactions. even if it sounds like he's just using fate as a sweet nothing i think a big part of him genuinely believes in every woman he happens across. hence why the letdown is always so great)
magic ★★★★★ (spells aside, sain bears witness to morphs, draconic resurrection, legendary weapons, and now--elementals)
soulmates ★★★★★ (everyone can be The One unless proven otherwise)
good and evil ★★★★★ (in a poetic justice sort of sense. knights are good, scoundrels are evil)
luck ★★★★☆ (personifying her as a woman is very on-brand of him)
PRIORITIES
family ☆☆☆☆☆ (i headcanon that he killed his father, and if he had any siblings or a mother in his life we would have heard about them by now. they do not matter to sain)
friends ★★★★★ (the lyndis legion are who sain lives and dies for. nothing comes before them...)
love ★★★★★ (...except maybe this one)
home ★☆☆☆☆ (now that it's been abdicated there's not much of a home to prioritize. one star for keeping its memory alive)
health ★★★☆☆ (he's reckless but he eats, exercises, and sleeps right)
praise ★★★★★ (especially from ladies. especially from lyn.)
justice ★★★★★ (he is a knight, after all)
truth ★★☆☆☆ (cares about honesty until doing so requires admitting to some ugly things)
power ★☆☆☆☆ (wants to look big and strong but actual power interests him little if the results aren't tangible)
fame ★★★☆☆ (sort of goes hand-in-hand with praise, but he doesn't care for infamy even if it seems to follow him)
wealth ★☆☆☆☆ (as long as he can live comfortably)
others' opinions ★★☆☆☆ (sort of. he's very aware of his reputation and doesn't change but he would care if his loyalty was questioned)
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my favorite books of 2023!
(plus some runners-up that didn't make the cut)
hi all! due to consuming copious amounts of manga this year, i met over 150% of my reading goal in 2023, which i think is a record for me!! that said, i still read a TON of amazing non-manga books, and i wanted to share what they are and why i liked them so much :) here are my top 10, in no particular order:
stay true, by hua hsu: i actually "spoiled" this memoir for myself, in that i opened it randomly at a bookstore and by chance saw a line that revealed the central event of the book. that said—knowing what was going to happen made this book even better. hsu's writing is so conscious of itself and you can tell he never says anything he doesn't mean or anything he hasn't thought about time and time again. i don't even like memoirs! but this book broke my heart.
witch king, by martha wells: all my friends know i'm obsessed with witch king. this was my first martha wells book and i was absolutely enraptured from the word go. it was so fun and exciting and the characters did not overshadow the plot, which is a trend in books nowadays that often bothers me, and it also didn't feel contrived or almost silly the way bad fantasy can be. i read this book so fast it made me depressed when it was over. read witch king!!
goodbye, eastern europe, by jacob mikanowski: dedicated readers of this blog, who definitely exist (lol), will know i am from deep eastern europe. reading this book helped me understand the region more, especially on a more personal and less geopolitical level, but almost more than anything, it made me feel like i wasn't wrong for always feeling like my country has left no footprint on the world. mikanowski says that eastern europe doesn't lack for history, but rather it lacks for narratives that it can tell about itself, having been torn apart and conquered and frozen and thawed and put back together again over the course of more than 500 years. it's not just that no one remembers us—no one even knows what to call us.
mammoths at the gates, by nghi vo: i have loved the singing hills cycle since it first started coming out and this latest story was no exception (though nothing can beat empress of salt and fortune). i love the focus on the neixin (the little "twist" at the end was so funny and cute) and, as i've come to expect with nghi vo, she gives her "antagonists" such careful, dedicated treatment that they stop being antagonists and just start being other people. also, i've said it but it's worth saying again: i love chih!!
the dispossessed, by ursula k. le guin: several years ago i read all of earthsea, and then i read left hand of darkness, but it was only this year that i finally got to the dispossessed, and the wait was absolutely worth it. uklg has so many ideas to share about feminism, nationalism, linguistics, not to mention anarchy and capitalism. reading this book made me feel like even our ability to imagine utopia, the perfect, impossible nowhere-land, has been degraded by capitalism over the years. this book should be required reading.
an immense world, by ed yong: i am scientist and so i love to read about other sciences, especially plant and animal science, and immense world is the best journalistic foray into animal science an amateur could ask for. this book just does not stop hitting you over the head with completely crazy true stuff about the natural world, and to top it all off ed yong is funny and likable and a socially conscious person. do you want to know more about animals, even in passing? read this book.
all the horses of iceland, by sarah tolmie: i'm obsessed with novellas that carry 100 times their weight in meaning, and (like the singing hills cycle!) this is one of them. are you interested in medieval eurasia? nomadic peoples? witchcraft? global judaism? horses? the season of game of thrones where she lives with the dothraki??? all of the horses of iceland has all of these and more and it's slim as hell!!
lonely castle in the mirror, by mizuki tsujimura: this book is most immediately about how bullying can truly send a person's (and especially a child's) life off course, but it's also about living on in spite of that and especially making new friends and reconciling with old ones. while the middle portion of the book is a little slow (not boring, just slice-of-life-y), once i got to the final quarter or so, i was so enraptured i read it while walking home. it's also maybe, but also definitely not? about time travel.
the premonition, by yoshimoto banana: this book is short but it takes you to many places as the narrator comes to understand a secret about her family that had been kept from her for years. many uncomfortable things are discussed and even put into action, but at the end of the day this story is about loving other people and appreciating your life and knowing no one can control you but you. unrelated, but at one point they drink hot calpico, which is total madness.
city of bones, by martha wells: i finished this book on christmas eve and it made the list! on the surface it's about archaeology (and combat archaeology! that beloved 90s genre), which i love as someone with a degree in classics. but it's also about people who are hurt in different ways by the social systems we live under and how mutual aid can help. and also, toxic shock syndrome(?!).
quite a few runners-up:
ms. ice sandwich, by mieko kawakami: a really sweet novella about a kid who doesn't understand the woman he has a childhood crush on had a botched plastic surgery to "fix" her eyelids.
juniper and thorn, by ava reid: a fairly dark piece of magic realism about abuse and freedom. tasteful but not toothless sex scenes.
the king must die, by mary renault: what if when theseus was taken to crete, there were no monsters, only people?
the remains of the day, by kazuo ishiguro: it's never too late to tell someone you love them—or to not do that, if you're british.
the mask of mirrors, by m. a. carrick: an ambiguously slavic (not russian!) fantasy about conning your way to success, or maybe not that much success.
young mungo, by douglas stuart: a really horrifying book in the sense that horrifying things happen in the real world, every day. the conclusion of this book is about as horrifying as the inciting action, but it's a fucking triumph.
all systems red, by martha wells: imagine if every time you went outside you had to bring an antisocial bodyguard obsessed with general hospital.
the last unicorn, by peter s. beagle: many people have written much about this book, so all i'll say is that they're right. it's good.
a couple that weren't for me:
lapvona, by ottessa moshfegh: this book was very much a folk tale describing what happened when pagan communities ostensibly became christian—except no one in the book knew they were still pagan. great in concept, but in execution far too gross for me personally.
confessions of the fox, by jordy rosenberg: i can understand why lots of people love this book, but for me it was actually a bit boring. the commentary (literal and metaphorical) was fun to read, but the story-within-the-story didn't end up interesting me very much.
what lies in the woods, by kate alice marshall: this was a deeply average mystery novel, totally predictable but not unfun. i'd rather just read tana french though.
days at the morisaki bookshop, by satoshi yagisawa: the first half of this book is actually alright, as a young woman is convinced by her uncle that her ex cheating on her was actually a hugely shitty thing to do, but the second half transitions to a completely different story about the uncle's wife reappearing after many years that i didn't like at all.
the manga series i read (or read a lot of) this year:
skip and loafer, by misaki takamatsu: an awesome slice of life story about a girl who lives in the countryside moving to tokyo for high school. the story is split really well between the characters' personal aspirations and arcs and their interactions with each other, and as many have noted there is a prominent trans woman character who's really lovely.
inuyasha, by rumiko takahashi: i'm finally getting into this classic manga. i tried watching the anime first and found it was too hard to pay attention to for me, but being able to take the manga at my own pace has been super fun and i'm really enjoying it! i love miroku and sango. i think this is the first manga i've read from the 90s.
a sign of affection, by suu morishita: a love story about a deaf girl in college meeting her first boyfriend, who is hearing. some parts are pretty goofy, but overall i thought it was cute and i learned a lot about experiences you might have as a deaf person in japan.
in the clear moonlit dusk, by mika yamamori: a romance about a boyish-looking, suave high school girl who is caught off guard when a filthy rich, slightly delinquent upperclassman becomes obsessed with her. sounds disgusting? except then he starts talking about how he'd still be in love with her if she really were a boy and proceeds to respect all her boundaries at all times. chef kiss!
various BL by nagisa furuya (japanese editions): this author's single/double-volume BL manga are super cute, my favorite was definitely long period (childhood friends!) with hoshi dake ga shitteru being a close second.
ao haru ride, by io sakisaka: i had watched the anime of ao haru ride (which stops halfway through the manga) and so when i reached that point in the manga, i was expecting more similar stuff, not a genuinely stressful love square disaster. the first half is so cute and the second half is terrifying. proceed if you dare.
witch hat atelier, by kamome shirahama: i've continued keeping up with witch hat atelier this year, and i have to say i read the first few volumes so fast i've sort of forgotten what happened....but that won't stop me from being obsessed with qifrey and his whole situation. i love that coco and agott are getting more comfortable with each other these last few volumes!
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@charliesmydarling It’s honestly true, Keith and Shirley are shockingly close in so many ways to being the same person.
1. They’re both trained artists. Keith studied graphic design at Sidcup Art College and Shirley went to the Royal College of Art for sculpture. (The shirt Keith is wearing is his own design and the horse behind Shirley is one of her creations).
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2. Keith and Shirley are big fans of Chuck Berry and the blues.
“Shirley, who loves old school rock ‘n roll, was very excited about seeing Chuck Berry.”-Stanley Booth
“[Chuck Berry] is the granddaddy of us all.”-Keith Richards, 2017
3. As such massive rock fans, they worked very hard to keep their favorite drummer in the Stones.
"The one regret I have of this life is that I was never home enough. But she always says when I come off tour that I am a nightmare and tells me to go back out."-CW, 2012
“Keith always asks what the hell I would do [if I retired].”-CW, 2019
4. They’ve got very, very similar style, which Charlie was always full of praise for.
“The way Keith dresses is amazing. Often I’ll put on one of his belts or something made of tapestry and it looks fuckin’ ridiculous on me. Keith has beautiful style. He has a way of putting on clothes together that I’d never dream of."
"Who is the most stylish woman in the world? Shirley Watts, in her own way.”
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5. Neither is the biggest fan of Bill Wyman personally.
“Shirley, staring at Bill as if she were thinking of something else, said, ‘I read something that said all that’s left for the Stones now is to die before they’re thirty, and I thought it was terrible, I was very upset, and then I remembered Bill’s already thirty. So that’s alright.’”-Stanley Booth
“Well, it’s not like Charlie quit.”-KR on Wyman leaving the band, 1991
6. They’re both extremely sassy, and don’t mind embarrassing Charlie every once in a while.
“We [girls] weren’t to go into the studio while the band was recording, but she [Shirley] decided she was going and took me. Mick was furious and ordered us out, but Shirley hissed at me, ‘Don’t move!’ So we sat there with Mick pulling faces at us through the control room glass.”-Chrissie Shrimpton, MJ's Girlfriend 1963-1966
“Later in the evening, just to embarrass Charlie, Keith jabbed a needle full of smack through his jeans and into his bottom. He left the syringe hanging there, walking around the room and laughing.
‘He’s fucking ‘orrible, Charlie murmured.”-Stephen Davis, 1991
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7. They share a big soft spot for animals, especially strays.
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8. Plus, they prefer a quiet country life with family to go along with the animals, and a big library.
“If I’m not working I usually read. I like Colette and Jane Austen or books on sculpture and painting.”-Shirley Watts, 1991
“Keith Richards has extensive personal libraries in both of his Sussex and Connecticut homes. I’m fact, he has so many books that he once considered ‘professional training’ to better manage his vast collection.”-Colleen Collins Books, 2012
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9. Both of them are quite loyal, and always willing to look out for each other.
"She [Shirley] didn’t mind at all that both Mick and Keith gave Charlie a goodnight kiss on the mouth.”-Philip Norman, “Mick Jagger” (2012)
"I remember a guy comes up and bothers Charlie's wife and Keith smashes him over the head with a beer bottle, while holding a baby, as he pushes the guy down the stairs."-Ronnie Schneider
“She [Shirley] has known Mick and Keith for many, many years and she loves both of them.”-CW, 2012
“Charlie hasn’t changed much since I met him first except that he’s a lot happier since he got married.”-KR, 1965
10. And, of course, they both adore Charlie completely.
“I love Charlie even more than when we married. I'm so mad about him. He has an incredible depth of sweetness in his nature.”-Shirley Watts, 1998
“Charlie Watts is my absolute favourite. He has all of the qualities that I like in people. Great sense of humor, a lovely streak of eccentricity, a real talent, very modest.”-KR, 1998
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