#rosa diaz x fem!reader

[gayforrosadiaz]

Lake House (Rosa Diaz)

Summary: Rosa gets high on edibles, against your much better judgement, and faces the consequences. After which, of course, you let her get a little reward, so to speak. And, a serious conversation ensues.

Rosa Diaz x Fem!Wife!Reader

Warnings: Tiny bit of smut. ----

You rifled through your bag, trying to find your spare lip balm, when you came across a bottle of edibles. You sighed, a small, amused smile on your face, as you went to your room to see Rosa seated on the bed comfortably.

"Rosita, my love," you smiled sweetly, using the nickname you kept reserved for when she was acting childishly or if she was in trouble. You held up the bottle of pills, "What have I said about taking edibles on a holiday?"

She groaned and looked at you, "N/n, come on, it's a holiday, Peralta and Santiago are gonna bring their kid there, and--"

"No," you said, putting the bottle in your dresser drawer. "I will have no excuses. The last time you had an edible, you were so high that you asked me if I was single and cried when you saw my engagement ring."

"When was that?" She asked, frowning as her mind went fuzzy during the recollection.

"The day before our wedding, idiot," you chuckled. "See, this is what I mean."

"I hate that you're always right," she muttered, crossing her arms and pouting.

"Rosita," you laughed, leaping into bed beside her. You rested your head on her shoulder and smiled, "If I'm not always right, then who'd keep you from murdering everyone in your direct vicinity?"

She gave in to you and put an arm across your shoulders, pulling you into her. Her black curls tickled your nose and you sniffed them away, making her look at you with a weirded-out expression.

"Your hair was in my face, shut up," you mumbled, leaning into her.

"You love my hair," she gasped, mock-offended.

You laughed, warmth spreading over your cheeks. "I know."

--Time Skip--

"Rosie, come on, let's go!" You called out. "We're gonna be late!"

She came rushing out of your room, her muscled arms tensed as she looked at you in a panic. "Babe, where's my leather ja--"

You rolled your eyes playfully and tossed it at her face, earning a grumpy 'ugh' from her end.

"Oh thank god," she sighed, pulling it on. "Where did you find it?"

"You left it right here, next to my coat yesterday after work, dumbass," you facepalmed. She strode over to you and pressed a gentle kiss to your lips.

"I would not last two days without you," she muttered as you got into the elevator.

You noticed a very familiar pill bottle in her jacket and pulled it out, eyebrow raised.

"Rosalita Diaz, what did I say about the edibles?" You scowled, walking out with the pill bottle, with her following like a little puppy.

"N/n, you know I do not have the energy to deal with those guys," she whined, trying to grab the bottle from you. "Please. Just one."

You decided to give in, just to teach her a lesson, and said, "Fine. One edible, but remember: Drugs are bad."

"Yeah, whatever," she said, snatching the bottle from you. "Love you."

Your neighbour, Eileen, looked at your wife in concern and said, "She is not going to take just one edible, is she."

"Nope," you laughed, picking up her bags as well as yours. "I'm just gonna be there with a glass of water and a shit ton of loving when she crashes and burns."

--Time Skip--

You overheard Amy telling Rosa that drugs are bad, and approached, saying, "You realise that I've already told her?"

"Right," said Amy. "I forgot you were also responsible."

"I get it. You're married to Jake Peralta. Responsibility is rare to find," you laughed.

"Y/n," said Rosa, approaching you, "i just had the first edible."

You glanced at your watch and patted her head gently, "It should take about three hours to kick in, baby, get in the car and sleep till then, okay?"

She accepted the offer to be a passenger princess for once, and you sniggered to yourself.

"Damn, Diaz," Amy laughed, taking Mac from Jake, who'd just come up. "You've got Rosa tamed completely."

You felt a vibrant blush coat your cheeks when Rosa called out from the car, "Not entirely tamed! I hope the walls of the house are soundproof!"

"Jesus Christ, Rosie-" you sighed, trying not to blush harder. You noticed Mac crying and asked, "Has he been letting you sleep?"

"No," muttered Amy. "It's a disaster."

You put your arms out for her to give him to you, smiling when she did. You bounced him up and down a bit, calming his cries to soft whimpers, as Amy's eyes widened, "He's-he's calm?"

"Pretty much," you chuckled, kissing his nose gently. "I'm pretty good with kids. Being the eldest out of five other siblings is good practice."

"True," said the woman. "Good luck with your big baby, though."

You placed Mac in his carrier and shook your head, "She's no trouble. I have been married to her for a year, it really works."

Your friend shrugged and you both shared a good laugh before you got into the car.

"Death metal as usual?" You asked, getting in the car beside Rosa.

"Oh god no, can we please listen to your music today?" She replied, putting her feet up on the seat.

You laughed and nodded, "Of course, sweetheart."

--Time Skip--

At the cabin, you helped your wife with the bags, and got them to the room, feeling the minutes tick by, getting closer to when the drugs would kick in for her.

You sat on an armchair, book in hand, when you felt a very familiar body drape itself over your lap. You put a hand in her hair and began to gently run your hands through it while Jake went through with his 'Parent Trap' plan.

"Look, Y/n agrees," he pointed at you.

"No," you said firmly, turning the page of your book.

"Yes," slurred Rosa.

"She's high on edibles, so don't listen to her," you replied, poking your wife in the stomach.

"Yes," your wife replied.

"Rosita, you can shush now, thanks for helping," you chuckled, gently scratching her scalp.

"Oh come on, Rosa," grumbled Jake, frustrated.

Later, you were making yourself a sandwich in the kitchen, when you felt a pair of arms wrap around you, and felt someone kiss the back of your neck gently.

"What's up?" You asked, moving around normally while your very high wife clung onto you.

"I need good energy," she mumbled, her hold tightening around you.

"Mhm," you hummed, a small smirk toying on your face. "Drugs being too hard on you?"

"Shut up, drugs are good," your wife replied, moving back to grab peanut butter on the shelf, sitting cross-legged on the counter and eating it with a spoon.

You ate your sandwich and shook your head, "I am going to murder you, Rosita."

"You called me Rosita, I am hence not in trouble," she shrugged.

Amy appeared behind you both to thank Charles, and you both witnessed a very interesting interaction between them. Rosa suddenly dashed off, and you kept your sandwich down, to run after her.

You found her in a corridor, and were about to give her a stern scolding, when she pinned you against a wall, eyes dark and no more clouded by her medication. In fact, they seemed close to...lustful.

She slowly pressed her lips to your neck, kissing softly against the tender skin.

"Rosa, we're in the corridor-" You breathed, head tilting back, but were silenced by her lips on yours.

"I am so high right now," she said, deepening the kiss.

"Oh, I know." You laughed, letting her take you into the bedroom and locking the door.

--Time Skip--

You stood in the kitchen, coffee in hand, having already packed up the day before knowing Rosa would be way too exhausted to do it.

You sipped on the drink, feeling the warmth in your throat relax your tense vocal chords.

You heard a groan from near the entryway and chuckled, looking up to see Rosa with bags under her eyes and a sagging figure.

"Someone's learned a lesson, I see?" You teased, putting your cup down to make her some relaxing green tea.

She groaned and sat on the counter, hear in her hands, "You were right, drugs are bad."

"Listen to me sometimes, you know. It's for your own good," you sighed, pressing a kiss to her forehead and handing the cup to her.

Amy entered with Mac in her arms, and said, "Y/n, can you watch Mac for me please? I need to shower and Jake's nowhere around."

"Of course!" You grinned, taking the baby from her. You gently rocked him side to side in your arms, unaware of Rosa staring at you.

As you looked at Mac, his big brown eyes open and wandering all over you, his tiny hands trying to catch at your shirt, you couldn't help but wonder how awesome it would be to have a baby. To have a child of your own grabbing at you, crying for you.

But you and Rosa never really planned on having kids.

"I think you'll make a great mom," Rosa said, reading your mind. Your heart leapt with hope, did she mean it?

"Really?" You gasped, stomach churning nervously at the conversation about to unfold. "You think you're okay with that?"

"I-I don't want to do an IVF for the first one, though," she said, a small smile making her lips twitch upwards.

"FIRST ONE?" You squealed a little too loudly. Mac began to fuss, and you quickly calmed him down, before looking at your wife and continuing in a softer voice, "You're willing to have kids, plural, for me?"

She leaned over to kiss your lips gently and smiled, "We know each other best. I know we both can handle it."

"I know that you are going to be the best mom, Rosie," you smiled, tears of happiness pricking your eyes.

"Awww!" Came a chorus of voices from the doorway.

"And...moment ruined," you sighed, catching sight of Peralta with his phone out, taking a video of the whole thing.

"Run while you all still can," you said, seeing Rosa get pissed.

God, you've never been happier to see people so afraid.

And maybe that weekend in the cabin was a success.

Everything worked out.

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[naviesweloveyou]

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[inlovewithgreta]

stephanie beatriz or rosa diaz with 20-something year old new coworker? all the other details are up in the air :)

Thank you anon for requesting this! Apologies for the long wait!! It was honestly super fun getting to know a new character, and I thank you for introducing me to her. Of course I instantly fell in love with her in the first episode.. Enjoy!! xoxo

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The Name Game — Rosa Diaz x Fem!Reader

Summary: Rosa finally reveals why she has treated you the way she has in an intimate moment you never saw coming.

Warnings: praise, very slight degradation (you blink and you'll miss it), jealousy, semi-public sex, cute pet names

Word Count: 2k

Taglist: @shslbunnylover

© Do not copy, repost, or modify any of my works.

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"Who the hell is this?" 

Those were the first words you heard as the Captain introduced you to your new coworkers, who all looked at you with smiling faces. Well, except for the woman who just asked who the hell you were.

"This is Detective Y/n. New member of our team," Your boss stated, looking over at the same dark-haired woman from before who had her arms crossed over her chest. "Y/n here will be taking over the empty desk next to yours, Diaz. Be nice."

"I'm always nice," she commented with a straight face.

The Captain sighed before turning his focus back to you. "Make yourself comfortable. Ask Rosa here if you have any questions." You nodded in response as the older man walked away, leaving you alone with the woman.

"Nice to meet you!" You smiled, with a hand held out for the woman to shake, but to your dismay, she ignored it and went to her desk. You followed behind her, and dropped your purse on your new desk, but as soon as you went to open your mouth again, you were cut off.

"A few ground rules," she said. "No obnoxious noises, no smelly foods—"

"Why would I even—"

"No interrupting me," she continued. "And most importantly, no shaving at your desk."

"Why would I shave—"

"Follow these rules. No if's and's, or but's."

And that's how it was with her. It took you weeks before you decided to ignore her altogether. Her sharp words always cut your heart into a million pieces.

You didn't know why she was that way around you. Sure, she was blunt with everyone else but with you it was different. Almost cruel. 

But since you grew closer to Amy, who gave you the courage to not let Rosa's words get to you, and just do what you do best. Which was your job. You only talked to Rosa if you were paired together, and 'talk' was more of an understatement. Few words were ever spoken, and the ravenette was quick to catch on to how quiet you quickly became around her.

At first, she thought nothing of it, but as time went on and your friendship with Amy blossomed, it was obvious just how outgoing you were with her and the rest of the team compared to Rosa herself.

Of course everyone else noticed the tension between you two, and for detectives, it wasn't that hard for them to figure out why. The way you would dare sneak a glance in Rosa's direction when she wasn't looking, and the way Rosa would do the exact same thing with you, except in her case, her eyes would linger.

It wasn't until the Captain had the two of you stay late one night to fill out an over abundance of paperwork, that the two of you actually spent time together, alone.

"I need your signature to wrap up this burglary file, Diaz." You say as you attempt to hand the woman your file.

"Fine," she responds before snatching the file from your grip.

You let out a small sigh as you wait, not allowing her short response to get to you. Including the fact that she didn't even look at you.

"There. Done." She slid the folder back to you before she leaned back comfortably in her chair.

"What did I ever do to you?" you ask.

That question. The one question that has played over and over again in your head since that first day you walked into the precinct and met Rosa who has not once smiled in your direction or said one nice thing to you.

"What are you talking about?" She asked back, fiddling with a pen on her desk.

"What did I ever do to you for you to hate me so much, Diaz?" you repeat yourself.

The ravenette stayed silent, only keeping her focus on the pen spinning in her hand, in which you decided to take from her and slam on her desk. Her nose flared at your action, emotions that she had been holding inside for so long were now bubbling in her chest when you positioned yourself in front of her.

You had decided to stand between her sitting figure and her desk, not realizing you had trapped yourself all because you wanted to tear her attention away from her desk to answer your question.

Rosa scoffed, before rising from her seat and towering over you. She was close. Unimaginably close. The musky scent of her perfume completely takes over your sense of smell.

"Rosa." She peered down at you.

"What?" Your eyebrows knitted in confusion.

"The name's Rosa, for one. And two..." she let out a heavy sigh. "I don't hate you." 

"Bullshit." 

Your words caught Rosa by surprise. You were usually well-mannered, and the ravenette had not once heard you swear in the time you had been there, causing her to lift a surprised brow.

She liked it. She was seeing a whole new side of you and now, she wanted to see more.

"I admire you." She finally admitted, not only to you, but to herself, before placing both hands on the desk beside you, completely trapping you, and keeping you from fleeing.

"This isn't funny, Diaz..." 

"Do I look like I'm joking?" She tilted her head, her dark eyes looking you up and down with a mysterious gleam.

"I don't know—" You went to look away, but a hand flew to your chin, forcing your gaze to fixate on her, and her only as she towered over you. 

"Well I'm not joking." She said, "I admire you. I've admired you since you cracked your first case here. It was the fastest I think I've ever seen someone finish a case." 

You could swear you saw a smile tug at the corner of her lips, but it was probably just your brain messing with you. Rosa smiling? It was unheard of around you. You had never seen her smile before. Not once. Was she... proud? There was no way.

"It was remarkable. You are remarkable... and I've been jealous. Jealous of how good you are at your job. Jealous of how quickly everyone here fell in love with you." Your lips fell open at her confession. Rosa being jealous? Of you?

Her hand slid from the wood to your hip that was leaning against the desk, to hold you still. She didn't want you fleeing, not before she got to say what she had to say to you.

"How quickly Amy fell in love with you..."

"Amy? What does Amy have to do—"

At the mention of Amy, her hand fell from your chin to your neck, that neck that fit perfectly into her hand as she gave it a gentle squeeze, forcing an audible moan to escape from you.

"She loves you, y/n. Do you love her?" Her eyes flicked from yours, to your parted lips, and back up to your eyes, as if challenging you.

"Don't tell me you're jealous." You toyed, all the pieces finally coming together.

"And if I am?" She asked, sliding her knee confidently between your legs that earned a sharp gasp from you.

"Then I say you have some serious making up to do...Rosa." 

Her name. You had finally said her name, and it fueled her. Her name sounded beautifully coming from you. "Say it again," She licked her bottom lip. 

"And if I don't?" You dared to challenge her back, to which Rosa immediately caught onto, and refused to let you dominate the situation. And she knew the perfect solution.

"Then I'll make you say it."

"How?" Your curiosity got the best of you.

You let out a shaky breath when her knee suddenly pressed against your clothed center that had your hips unintentionally buck from the contact.

"Let me show you," her words were more of an ask than a demand, and with the subtle nod of your head to allow her to keep going, Rosa planned to do exactly what she said she would. 

Show you. Show you how she planned to get you to say her name again.

Rosa's lips hovered over your own, her pupils dilating as the hand around your neck slid down to the collar of your shirt before slowly picking away at the buttons. She skillfully popped each one open, revealing your smooth skin underneath with a lace bra covering your chest.

Your heart-rate wasn't the only thing that picked up. Rosa could feel your breathing grow faster, both from anxiety and excitement as she successfully removed the last button and untucked the blouse from your jeans.

"Hm, it's just too easy. Already this worked up over some light touching?" she smirked, before quickly slipping out of her leather jacket to reveal her toned arms.

"You think I'm easy, Diaz?" you toyed, a bit of confidence suddenly washing over you.

"Just look at you. You're weak. I bet I can have you screaming my name in just two minutes." She chuckled lowly before slipping a hand into the waistband of your jeans and into your underwear to play with your pussy.

"Mm, fuck you—" you failed at hiding the plethora of moans that forced themselves out of you when she circled your clit.

"Oh, princesa... that's what I'm about to do to you."

The lips that hovered over yours got impossibly closer, her hot breath fanned you, and you wanted nothing more than for her to close the thin space. But to your dismay, she only chuckles again, and brings her lips to the bottom of your chin, then your throat, then to the side of your neck where she bit and sucked on the soft spot below your ear.

"I don't like emotions," she admitted after leaving a light mark on your neck. She came face to face with you again, "I don't know how to deal with them so I acted out. Forgive me?" 

You searched her eyes for any kind of untruthfulness, but didn't find any. And when you gave her a small 'yes', butterflies erupted in your stomach when her lips finally met with yours in a needy kiss.

Moans spewed from your lips and into her mouth as her fingers simultaneously put pressure against your clit and rubbed generous circles. Folders fell from her desk and onto the floor as you repositioned your hands on her desk, to keep you from falling over and breaking her computer.

"What's my name?" She whispered against your lips.

"Detective Diaz," you whined when she pinched your bundle of nerves at the wrong name.

It was hard at first not to say her first name, but you couldn't let her win that easily. You couldn't. One thing she was going to learn about you was how bratty and stubborn you were. You would never go down without a fight.

She tutted and bit your lower lip, while also allowing your hand to grip at the collar of her shirt. Your tongues tangled together, and moans grew a pitch higher as you neared your orgasm.

"No- so close! Don't stop!" You whined when her fingers suddenly left your clit. "Why'd you stop?!"

"You haven't said it, princesa. Why would I reward you?" She smirked devilishly.

"Fuck— fuck you..." She went to remove her hand fully at your words but you grabbed her wrist tightly before she could move away. "Wait! Fine. Rosa...please. Please finish what you started and I'll say your name as many times as you want me to. Just please don't stop, Rosa," you begged.

"Good girl," she cooed, and you visibly blushed at the pet name. "Ooh, you like being called that, don't you?" The second she dove back in your panties, a jolt of electricity ran up your spine, as you could feel your orgasm coming back around.

"Yes, I— I love it." You let your head lull back.

"Then be a good girl and come for me. Right here. Right now."

"Rosa..." you mewled, just before words caught in your throat as you came with shaky legs. The ravenette circled your clit skillfully, allowing you to ride your pleasurable high for as long as you could.

"See, that wasn't so hard, now was it, princesa?" she teased as she slowed her ministrations before stopping completely.

"It wasn't, I just wanted to play with you."

"Oh you little—" you cut her off with a heated kiss, finally wrapping your arms around her leather-covered body. You enjoyed the closeness with her, it was the thing you were chasing after since the beginning. 

And you couldn't wait to slowly tear down her emotionally built-up walls to see the vulnerable human being waiting for you beneath the surface.

But first, you had to take Rosa out on a date.

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[specialagentlokitty]

Rosa Diaz x reader - everybody has scars

hii! Can you write a Rosa Diaz X fem reader where it's summer and really hot but the reader won't wear short sleeves because she is struggling with her self harm scars because of rude comments about them, but Rosa tries to convince her of wearing short sleeves or something like that? - Anon💜

TW: mentions of self harm

Sitting next to the open fire escape door, you grumbled a little as you wafted the papers you were reading in front of you.

“Here.”

You felt a cold bottle being dropped in your lap and you set the paper down, taking it so you could have a drink.

Rosa stood against the doorway, and she looked at you.

“I’ve got a spare shirt if you want to change.”

You shook your head, pushing yourself and you stepped outside, holding a hand over your eyes to look out of the city.

“It’s so hot, why’s it so hot Rosa?”

“Because it’s summer and you’re wearing a shirt that can only be like a million degrees in it.”

You grumbled a little bit and made your way back inside, heading into one of the interrogation rooms to lay on the metal table.

It wasn’t that much colder but it was definitely colder than anywhere else right now.

Rosa walked in and she stood in the doorway.

“Seriously you’ll pass out or something.”

“It’s fine Rosa, I just gotta adjust you know.”

“Just wait here.”

Rosa walked out and you carried on laying on the table, enjoying how much cooler it was in there.

The door opened and closed again, and Rosa walked over, dropping a shirt on your face and you laughed a little moving it away.

“It’s fine Rosa.”

“Well when you pass out or start melting into the floor I won’t help you.”

You smiled a little and sat up, holding the shirt out to her.

“I can’t wear it.”

“Why? Is it because it’s mine?”

“No, that has nothing to do with it. I just.. I can’t…”

Rosa walked over, sitting next to you, pushing the shirt back in your direction.

“It’s because of your arms, isn’t it?” She asked quietly.

“Yeah…”

Rosa sighed, and she nodded, clasping her hands together.

“If anyone says anything, if they even look at your in the wrong way I’ll bash their heads against a wall.”

“Woah, okay.” You laughed.

You looked at Rosa, smiling slightly.

“There’s nothing wrong with scars, we all have them. Nobody has a right to say anything about scars, it just shows you been through some stuff.”

She grabbed the shirt, and held it up to you.

“Now, put the shirt on.”

You raised your hands, and you slowly took the shirt from her and you left the room, heading to the restroom to go and change your shirt.

But as you stood there staring at the mirror all you could do was focus on the deep scars in your skin and you held your arms behind your back to try and hide them.

Walking out, your shirt covering your arms you looked at Rosa.

“No, don’t hide.”

Rosa took your shirt and she pulled you into her side, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

“If anyone says anything you tell me, got it?”

“Yeah, thanks Rosa.”

She nodded her head, pushing you back towards your desk.

Rosa stayed close to you, she kept a close eye on you making sure you were okay and that nobody was giving you any trouble.

She wanted you to feel comfortable with yourself and learn to love yourself, and to her, the first step to doing that was to accept that you have scars.

Just like everybody else, you had scars, and people that loved you and cared for you will love every part of you, scars and all

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[lenacosse]

hiii !!! could you please write about jake peralta, preferably smut with a dominant reader?:)

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pairing: jake peralta x fem reader

cw: smut, dominant reader

wc: 1,541

a/n: hope you enjoy this, for anyone who’s left requests please bare with me. im writing here and there, ive been preoccupied and struggle to find motivation, ive rosa diaz, amy santiago, another jake fic and a james potter fic to come plus any other requests i have coming soon i hope :)

‘i just got some real good news from work boy

you can’t imagine what i’m bout to say

it’s so hard to hold back, baby

i’m so excited i can hardly wait’

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You nervously fix your skirt for the fifth time, smoothing it over obsessively trying to perfect your appearance. You knew it wasn’t going to change the outcome of your meeting but nevertheless here you were, panicking over the subtle crease of your skirt.

“(Y/L/N)?” Called out the friendly face of the sectary, “Mr Jones will see you now.”

You nod and stand up, you take a shaky breath and continue down the familiar path to your bosses office. Usually you were so confident, so sure of yourself yet this was no average meeting. This meeting would determine your future. You reach his office and frantically wipe your sweaty palms on your jacket in attempt to dry them, once semi satisfied you knock and open the door.

“(Y/N) please have a seat,” Mr Jones smiles, motioning to the seat. You sit down. “Im going to cut to the chase here, you are an excellent contributor to our team.”

“Thank you.”

“These last four years I’ve seen a real shift in our overall work environment, clientele, partners, work ethic and most importantly inner work relationships.” He smiles and gets out a piece of paper. “I’m not offering you the standard promotion. I’m appointing you head of department, this will be a rather enormous change but I see potential in you. You are the heart of my company and it’s about time you get praised.”

You heart has practically stopped at this point, never did you ever see yourself in such a role. It took all your willpower not to crack into an obnoxious smile that broke all professional expectations, instead you politely thanked him and signed your new contract. Getting to your car was a blur, but here you now sit in the parking lot grinning like an idiot. Of course the only reasonable thing to do was call your boyfriend.

“Hey baby, hope I’m not interrupting.” Your voice sounds.

“Nah, perfect timing just done a huge drug bust now we’re on our way back to the precinct.”

“Well done, who you with?”

“Rosa,”

“Hey,” a third voice said, you instantly recognised it as Rosa.

“Hi Rosa,”

“You had your interview right?” Jake asked, diverting the conversation.

“I did,”

“Well? Tell me.”

“I got some real good new. However it’s a surprise.”

“Oh come on! Tell me I want to know already,”

“You really wanna know? You’ll have to wait.”

“Fine. When are you telling me?”

“Tonight. Come straight from work,”

“Cool cool cool. See you then.”

“Bye.”

You end the call and drive back to home, you felt out of this world. Being so young and successful never felt so good, you were undoubtedly a baller.

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By the time Jake got off work you cleaned your apartment and got real dressed up. After all tonight was no ordinary night, you finish the last of your glass of wine as your buzzer goes. In an instant you buzz Jake in and wait by the door. The door opens and there he stands, wine and flowers in hand. You couldn’t control the shit eating smile that spread across your face.

“Hey you,” you stepped aside to let him in.

Jake handed you the flowers and placed a kiss to your cheek. “So… tell me. I’m dying to know.”

“Is that so?” You wink and make your way to the kitchen, placing your flowers into a vase.

“Yes.” Jake’s arms wrap around your waist pulling you into him, his warm breath on your neck makes you shudder.

“How badly do you want to know?”

“So badly baby, need to spoil you.”

You smirk and turn around, wrapping your arms around his neck. His hands naturally falling to your hips.

“You’re looking at the head of department.”

“Head of department?! That’s great. I’m so proud of you.” Jake gushed, the act making your cheeks flush.

“I get to boss people around.” You grin, biting your lip.

“Bet you’ll love that.” Jake teases.

“I will, but it’s just that.” You dramatically frown. “I need more practice.”

“Really?” He pulls you closer.

You kiss at his neck, sucking softly on the skin before licking a stripe to his jawline and moving to his ear.

“I think I lead you into my bedroom.” You whisper.

“I think that’s a good idea.” His voice soft and gentle.

You take his hand and lead him into your bedroom. In an instant you push him against the wall and begin to undo his shirt, after removing it you go back to his neck peppering kisses all over.

“Get onto the bed Peralta,” you order, your voice dripping with demand. Of course he obliges and sits on your bed.

You smirk and make your way to him, you straddle him and run your hand through his tousled hair. You slowly rock your hips, grinding up against him. A soft whimper comes from him.

“You’ve been so supportive, and so good to me. I’m going to treat you so well.” You whisper.

Jake looks at you, his expression was one you’ve never seen before. So utterly love stricken and submissive for you, the expression itself was enough to get you going but you had to regulate yourself. You press your lips to his, kissing him passionately as your tongues danced together. Slowly you pulled back and stroked his cheek before getting off his lap, you took a second to look at his lap, you bit your lip at the sight of his hard-on. You undone the zipper on your dress and dropped it to the floor revealing your lacy underwear and matching bralet.

“You’re so perfect,” Jake said as his hand reached out to bring you back.

You straddled him again and pushed him flat against the bed. You moved with him and groaned as he caressed your ass and thighs, the heat building between your thighs. You attached your lips to his collarbone, not holding back from marking him. This solidified your presence, the idea of him being yours was enough to cure your problems. You got off Jake’s lap and kneeled beside him, you undone his belt and he kicked off his trousers. You bit your lip at the sight before you, through his boxers you could see his very hard dick begging to be released. You palmed him through the fabric watching as his face contoured in pleasure.

“Please baby..”

“Please what? Need to talk Peralta.”

“Please use your mouth,”

You smirked in response and pulled off his boxers, his needy cock aggressively swinging out. Slowly you put your lips to his tip, you took half of him in your mouth and very slowly moved your head. You swirled your tongue gently over his tip then pulled back.

“Tell me how much you need me.” You teased as you slowly stroked his base, gentle moans falling from his mouth in response.

“I need you so bad, I’ve been thinking about you all day. Thinking about how much- mmm, I want your mouth on me, or how much I need to feel you around me.”

“Is that right?” You taunt, your voice thick with a tone of seduction. Your hand got faster around Jake, pleasuring him more and more by the second.

“Yes- fuck. That’s right- need you so bad.” His voice was a straight moan, a moan which you couldn’t help but be desperate for.

You lowered your head again and wrapped your lips around him, you hollowed your cheeks and moved your head. Doing exactly what he likes, his hands held your hair- only encouraging you further. His moans got more desperate and breathless indicating he’s close. You pulled back and sat up right. You took your remaining clothes off and straddled him again. Your lips went to his as your hand went into his hand. The other guided his cock to your entrance. You slid down on him and immediately started moving, you gripped his hair letting curses of pleasure escape your lips as you gripped onto the headboard. You looked down to Jake who’s eyes were full of pure pleasure and bliss, his desperate moans filled the room as did the sound of your bed hitting the wall.

“You feel so good,” you moaned, sending a chain of praises to your sex-drunk boyfriend. You rocked your hips faster the pleasure building increasingly as you chased that feeling.

You gripped the headboard with both hands as your whole body shook in pleasure. Your vision was spotting and your mind was foggy, the only thing registering was the ecstasy you were feeling. The coil tightened even further until you came with a deafening moan, Jake was right after you gripping your hips as his breath shuddered. Slowly you climbed off him and lay beside him. You looked at him, taking in his beauty, his eyes were glassy and his lips were swollen.

He turned to you with a bashful smile, “get promoted more often.”

You rolled you eye not fighting off the grin that was cracking through, you moved into him resting your head on his chest as your hands stroked his hair. Nothing but contentment overcame you, Jake was home to you and on days like this where there’s happiness there’s no one you’d rather share it with.

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hi!! could i request a fluffy rosa diaz x reader fic where reader works as a detective at the precinct and rosa kind of has a soft spot for her (more like a crush on her), so when rosa gets sick like in that one episode reader finally convinces rosa to admit she doesn’t feel good and takes her home and takes care of her? tysm!!

Hermosa

- Rosa Diaz x detective fem! reader -

Warnings: coarse language, fluff, implied smut at the end

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You clocked in at exactly nine o’clock that morning. Right on time, you looked at the desk opposite of yours and it was empty. “Amy, has Rosa come in yet?”

“Oh. No.” Amy’s eyes widen briefly, shocked.

“Oh, wow. Rosa’s not here yet? Doesn’t she stay like really near here?” Jake remarked.

“Yes she does.” Gina chimed in, “Her apartment is the closest to the precinct.”

“Is she not coming to work today?” Amy asks you.

“If I knew that, I wouldn’t have asked you.”

“Right.” Amy smiled sheepishly, focusing back on her work.

“She hasn’t texted you or anything?” Jake carries on the conversation with you while you got settled.

“No, I just thought she was already here-” Before you could say anything else, hurried footsteps interrupted your train of thought. Your eyes followed the sound, which turned out to be Rosa who’d just arrived.

“Holy shit, girl.” Gina broke the silence as the rest of the squad watched her, bewildered, “You look like hell.” Rosa scowled, sitting down in her chair.

You’d been glaring at her since the moment she sat down across from you. Rosa shot you a look meaning for you to drop it and leave her alone. That was the end of that conversation for a bit. Meanwhile, she was sniffly and sneezed a handful of times. Not to mention she looks pale as a sheet. She somehow made it to lunch before you got so annoyed that you pulled her aside, “Will you just admit you’re sick and let me take you home?”

“y/n, I’m fine. Diaz’s don’t get sick.”

“Oh, yeah? What are you then? Just trying a new makeup look for Halloween?” You huffed.

Rosa chuckles. “What’s so funny?” You ask, almost offended.

“Ha ha.” She responded, “You’re not scary.”

“Rosa!” You nearly rolled your eyes, “You’re sick, please just let me take you home so you can rest? The last thing I want is you passing out on the gross precinct floors.”

“Wait a minute-” Rosa got all serious for a second, “You said ‘please’?”

“What?” You asked, puzzled.

“You asked if you could please take me home.” She pointed out.

“So?”

“So, okay.” She shrugged, “Whatever.”

“Okay?” You repeated, not expecting her to agree.

“Rosa’s going home?” Jake gasps, “Oh, she so likes you.”

“Shut the fuck up.” Rosa complains, tossing an eraser at him.

“I’ve been watching you two, Diaz.” Gina added on, “Very flirty~”

You tried to hide a blush that very clearly still showed. “You two would be great together.” Charles chimed in, “So great.”

“Also, that height difference is mwah- perfect.” Gina wasn’t done.

“I agree.” Amy shrugged, “Rosa’s always had like a soft spot for you. From the day you started, even.”

“Wow, you guys are suddenly experts, huh?” Rosa scoffed, “Let’s go, y/n. Ignore them- they’re a bunch of kids.”

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As Rosa laid on her couch, you were at the stove cooking her some soup. “Hey.”

“Yeah?” You glanced at her over your shoulder.

“Do you buy what they say?”

“What do you mean?” You asked nervously.

“Do you think they’re right? That I’ve had a crush on you since you joined our squad?”

You stayed quiet for a minute, stirring the soup. “Um…you’re not gonna beat me up depending on my answer, are you?”

“What?” Rosa guffaws, and ended up coughing. “No, that’s crazy.”

“Well, if I’m being honest. I hope they are, because literally- god, this is going to sound so stupid.”

“Oh, just say it.” Rosa insisted, grabbing a tissue to blow her nose.

“Over time, I’ve found myself liking you as more than a friend. But- despite all the time we spend together while on the job, I realise I still don’t really know you. But I mean, the squad thinks we’re best friends. And I’d like to think that we’re close because you haven’t threatened to chop me up yet and compared to how you are with the rest of them, don’t you see a difference? I mean, do you?” You panicked at the end.

Now Rosa was stunned into silence. That was a first. “Honestly…I didn’t even realise what I was doing. It just naturally happened over time- Holt kept partnering us up and little by little, we got closer.” She began, “I guess…I didn’t dare to take a bigger step to actually flirt with you because I get so nervous, I suck at it. And- I didn’t know if you were attached or not so I didn’t want to weird you out either.”

She’s never one to talk about her feelings- she says it makes her want to throw up. But she actually opened up and talked to you. You were shocked, then you were somewhat…honoured. Maybe also a little smug that you managed to get that out of her.

You turned the stove off, grabbing a bowl and a spoon. “I’m not seeing anyone and I’ve never had a boyfriend or a girlfriend before.” You admit, she walks over to the kitchen- to you, and wrapped her arms around you from behind. “You’re the first person that I’ve fallen for so quickly and so hard, it feels terrifying, but also equally exciting. But I just- I really didn’t know and didn’t want to say anything because I was afraid of the outcome.” You managed to say before her grip around you tightened fully, and she’d rested her chin on your shoulder.

“Will you be my girlfriend?” She asked softly as she watched you ladle a scoop of the chicken noodle soup into the bowl. You would’ve dropped the damn ladle if you weren’t so aware that she had her arms around you.

“Will I be your girlfriend?” You repeated her question in disbelief, “Oh, my God. Yes, Rosa.”

She chuckles into your ear, sending a chill down your spine and made you squirm, “I won’t kiss you because I don’t want you to get sick, but once I’m better, you’re about to get pampered, hermosa.” You asked her to let go of you so you could take the bowl over to the table, and she does.

“Eat with me.”

“Yeah, I will. Just gonna set this down for you first.” You told her.

Rosa tells you to return to the precinct after lunch, but you said no. “Holt let me. Besides, he says if they needed me, I’ll get a call. I don’t think he was expecting me to go back today, anyway.”

Rosa smirked, “What do you mean, y/n?”

“What I mean, is that he seems to know about your little crush on me.”

“No he doesn’t.”

You snorted, “Please- he so does. Yesterday, I was out with him for a case. He asked me directly if I liked you and if I’d noticed that you’ve been extra nice to me. Also, it was very funny to see that look on his face when I dragged you into his office so he could see how pale you were.”

“Hilarious.” Rosa agreed, “Thanks- for making me the soup and making me come home.”

“No problem.” You smiled, eating a spoonful of the food.

“Look, this soup is great, but why couldn’t we get pizza?”

“That dairy’s just gonna make you more congested.” You pointed out. “Like I would care.”

“You might not, but I do. I’m the one that’s taking care of you and having to deal with your whining.”

“My whining?” She gasps dramatically, “God, y/n. I think that’d be you. We made out at the New Year’s party and you were whiny freaking mess.”

You blushed thinking about the memories of that night. “Speechless?” She teased, “What do you say you get us dinner tonight and I’ll give you a little thank-you? I might be sick and can’t kiss you, but there’s a lot I can do with just my hands.”

“I’ll think about it.” You shrug, a smirk creeping onto your face.

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Heyy,

This is a blog for the girlies and the they/thems only! So if you're a MALE (or minor) leave please.

Who i plan to write about:

-wednesday addams (j.o)

-cersei lannister

-rhaenyra targaryen

-daenerys targaryen

-alicent hightower

-yara greyjoy

-rosa diaz

-eivor varinsdottir(wolf-kissed)

-yelena belova (?)

-wanda maximoff

-maria hill

+more

I will probs mostly write x fem! Reader

Most stories will be smutt

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That's all byee.

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Rosa Diaz x Fem!Reader

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Request:  Anonymous asked:#valentine2023 💗-I bought her one of those frown smile octopuses that you turn inside out. Now when she's mad she makes it frown and throws it at me as hard as she can-Rosa Diaz b99 

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"I have no idea what to get Jake for valentines day. I tried to figure out what he might want but somehow fifty gallons of orange drink doesn't seem romantic." Amy said as she stood next to Rosa's desk.

"Ok, but are you prepared to receive fifty gallons of orange drink, because I hate to break it to you, that's probably what Jake thinks is romantic. It's like a year's supply." Gina asked as she joined them. Rosa laughed at that and leaned back in her chair.

"Oh. No look, I don't have time to worry about that. It's our first valentine's as a proper couple and it needs to be perfect. I'm sure Boyle will be helping Jake so I'm competing with him for the best gift." She sighed and glanced over at Boyle who was staring at her and talking into a Walkie-talkie. "Rosa, what did you get (Y/N)?" 

"I bought them one of those frown smile octopuses that you turn inside out. Now when they’re mad they make it frown and throw it at me as hard as they can." Rosa said casually.

"That sounds healthy." Amy muttered.

"It's actually helped with our communication and now we assign a time to sit down and talk about stuff each week." Rosa went on. She then sighed and stepped closer. "If you promise not to tell anyone I helped you I know what the perfect gift for Jake would be."

"Of course! I promise! Omg Rosa are we having a bonding moment right now?" Amy gushed happily.

"I have ten minutes before I leave for my own valentine's date so don't make me feel like leaving early." Rosa said slowly and Amy nodded.

"Right. Sorry, reign it in." Amy muttered.

"You already have valentine's plans? You've got days yet." Gina asked Rosa who sighed.

"We each get to pick one thing they like and the other has to experience it with them and then on valentine's day we do something we both like." Rosa said with a smile.

"A romantic meal?" Amy asked curiously.

"We're going to one of the places where you can smash everything and then we're going to get food from our favourite food truck and watch people get dumped." Rosa said with a fond smile.

"Sounds… nice." Gina said and shrugged when Amy frowned at her.

 Rosa tags:

@the-caravello-post @killing-gremlin @aegonandaemondtargaryenslut18 @lchufflepuffcorn @geekyandgay98 @gatefleet

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The Threat

Yandere Rosa Diaz x fem reader

Summary: You’re dating Rosa Diaz and it’s great but dating a cop has is dangers, when a mafia boss threatens to take you from her, Rosa puts you in a safe house but after a while you suspect there’s no real threat at all.

2070 words

Tw: yandere stuff and catcalling

You and Rosa have been dating for almost a year and things are going great, Rosa really likes you and you once heard her mumble “I love you Y/n” while she sleeping, she denies it though.

Sometimes Rosa can’t come to dates or comes home late and you understand because she’s a cop and being a cop means long hours. Rosa always makes it up to you though. Sometimes you want to be mad at her for being late but you can’t because you don’t want her to feel upset.

Ever since Rosa started dating you the more she realizes that Brooklyn isn’t safe for you, you’re a woman and gross men always catcall you and Rosa does beat them up but she’s very close to a suspension, she needs a way to keep you safe.

Rosa wants to tell you to stay inside until she gets home or don’t leave the house without her but she knows that's crazy… she needs a reason to keep you inside without you being suspicious.

“Hey, gorgeous! Want to ride something else?” The gross man yells as you get off of Rosa's motorcycle. “That's it!” Rosa says and starts to walk over to the man but you grab her arm. “Rosa, you can’t! You’ll get suspended!” You plead.

That's not enough, you need to be protected and this man needed to be taught a lesson. Rosa walks over to him and punches him in the face and takes his arm and twists it behind his back.

“Don’t you ever talk to my girlfriend like that ever or any other woman, I am a cop and will put your ass in jail for the rest of your life!” Rosa shouts at him and lets him go.

Rosa walks over to you and kisses you on the lips in front of everyone and then walks you to work. Rosa is later called into Holts office and Holt is not happy.

“Rosa, another complaint from a man you assaulted today, You have many complaints and you are suspended for 6 months.” Holt tells Rosa.

“I was hurting someone who catcalled Y/n, I did the right thing.” Rosa responds.

“No you didn’t, you’re not supposed to assault someone if they haven’t committed a crime. I’m disappointed in you.” Holt says. (Remember how holt lies)

“Whatever, I did the right thing and I protected Y/n.” Rosa says and storms off.

Later that night at your apartment, Rosa finally has a window to keep you inside forever and safe forever. She’s off for 6 months, thats enough time for her plan.

You and Rosa are watching a movie late at night and you’re curled up in her arms and she’s holding you tightly.

“Hey Y/n?.” Rosa says. You look up at her. “Yeah Rosa.” You respond. Rosa sits you up and you try to get back in her arms but she pushes you away.

“Y/n this is serious, remember how I told you about a mafia boss Diana Gallo? She threatened to hurt my family.” Rosa says.

“Oh my god, are they in witness protection?” You ask.

“Yes but I need to protect you too, tomorrow we’re going to a safe house, you’ll be there for a while and don’t try to fight me on this.” Rosa sternly responds.

“I won’t I promise.” You say.

You cuddle back into Rosas chest unaware that Diana Gallo doesn’t exist and was just a ruse to trick you into going to the safe house.

The next day you pack your bags and get in a taxi to the safe house. After a few hours of driving, you and Rosa get to the safe house, it’s in a neighbourhood where the houses are like 100ft apart from one another.

You enter the safe house and Rosa immediately closes the blinds and locks the doors. Rosa takes you down to the basement where there’s a bed, a mini fridge, a couch, and a TV and there’s a small bathroom.

“This is your new home for the next little while until Diana is caught.” Rosa says.

“Thank you for keeping me safe.” You say.

Rosa hugs you tightly and she’s so happy that you feel for her plan, you’re never leaving here ever, she will have to go back to work in a couple of months but she gets to spend time with you.

“We can binge watch some shows we’ve been talking about!” You say with excitement in your voice.” Let me set up my laptop…” you say.

“No devices. Captain Holts orders, I can get some DVDs for the TV.” Rosa says.

You’re a little upset that you can’t have internet but you don’t want to challenge Rosas rules because you know it’s for the best. You put your phone and laptop in a locked box.

“Here are the rules, you are to stay in the basement when I’m not here, when you’re upstairs you are to stay away from the windows and doors. No talking late at night and no yelling or trying to get me to change the rules.” Rosa says.

You agree to the rules and Rosa puts on a movie for you both. It sucks that there’s no wifi and your only human contact is Rosa but at least you get to spend time together.

Rosa is so happy that you fell for her plan and now all she has to do is make you disappear. Phase 1 is done.

After a week of Rosa cuddling you and hanging out with you, she says she has to go back to work. After she leaves she goes to an abandoned house and texts all of your friends

‘Hey, I’m going off the grid, I need a break from social media and people, don’t know when I’ll be back ily.’ Rosa texted that to all of your friends and herself and your parents. Phase 2 was done.

Phase 3 was waiting to see if a missing person case would open up, Rosa could fake your death if she wanted to.

You spent all of your time watching movies and TV shows and you missed the out doors, you missed your friends and it’s been 2 weeks.

10 weeks later a search party is called, Rosa is only 3 months into her suspension but it’s lifted because everyone needs her help to find you.

Luckily she paid the taxi driver to tell the cops that you went the opposite way you went, Rosa has your blood and hair so she can fake your death.

After 2 weeks of searching people start to give up and Rosa decides to put your parents worried at rest and fake your death.

Rosa plants your hair and blood with a dead body she found and she later “found the body” a week later.

15 weeks being in the safe house and you’re getting copped up, this sucks and you want to see your friends and family, you decide to ask Rosa to let you outside for 1 hour.

When Rosa gets home, you go up to her and kiss her, you worked up the courage all day to ask her for some outdoor time.

“Rosa, I’ve been here for almost 4 months I’m getting tired and I need some time outside to feel alive again.” You plead.

Rosa is pissed at you and immediately slams you against the wall and holds your face in her hand and glares at you.

“You knew the rule and you broke it, I told you it’s not safe and I’m not loosing you. There is a threat on your life and until I say you can go outside you stay inside.” Rosa shouts at you.

You’re scared, this wasn’t the Rosa you fell in love with, she was hurting you and this is your breaking point, after you were free from the safe house, you and Rosa were done.

“Stop stop stop please!.” You beg. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”

Rosa let’s go of you and you fall to the ground, you catch your breath and you can’t look at Rosa right now. Rosa bends down and strokes your hair.

Rosa picks you up and brings you to bed and holds you close, she had to do that even if it meant you become scared of her, she needs to be dominant and show no mercy.

The next day Rosa leaves early but leaves you breakfast. You don’t want to eat it but you’re scared that Rosa will get mad and force you to eat it.

You finish your meal and put a movie on, the TV won’t work and you hit the side of it but the movie doesn’t play instead it’s live TV and you look in horror from what you see on the screen.

It was you your name and everything.

“Y/n L/n was found dead last week after a 2 week search to find the missing women. She was last seen exiting her apartment and hasn’t been seen since. L/n sent texts to her friends and family explaining she needed a break from life but her parents got worried and filed a missing persons case.” The women on the news says.

“WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!” You scream.

You calm down and try to think why you’re dead and who sent those texts. Rosa.

“Ok maybe Rosa had to fake my death so Diana couldn’t find me.” You say.

You now start to remember when Rosa was telling you about how evil Diana was and how she was the one case the 99 could work on.

When you entered the precinct one time months ago, there was no pictures of Diana and no one was talking about her. Did Rosa make her up?

That night when Rosa came down to the basement, you hugged her and kissed her like she didn’t slam you against the wall and yell at you.

Later that night when you two are in bed facing each other and playing with each other’s hair, you decide to ask her.

“Any news on Diana?” You ask.

“Nope, the squad is working so hard to get her so you can come out of the safe house.” Rosa lies.

You decide this ends tonight, you’re going to confront her about Diana and her lies and whatever she says it ends in you breaking up with Rosa.

“The TV wasn’t working today and I hit it and the live TV came on and there was a news segment saying that I was dead but I was missing first.” You tell Rosa. “Is Diana real?”

Rosa pins you to the bed and sits on your chest and glares at you.

“How dare you accuse me of something like that! Thats it no more TV. I had to fake your death I had to.” Rosa shouts.

“Is Diana real? Don’t lie to me I hate liars.” You respond.

Rosa gets off of you and you sit next to her. There’s no excuse for what she’s done.

“I made her up, I needed a reason to keep you safe and this isn’t a safe house, it’s a regular house, our house.” Rosa says.

Every single emotion runs through you. Anger at her for keeping you here. Sadness because your friends and family think you’re gone. Fear of what Rosa was going to do to you.

“Rosa here’s what’s gonna happen, you’re going to let me free, explain to the press why I’m alive and then we’re done and you’ll never contact me again!” You confidently say.

Rosa laughs, why was she laughing?

“You’re not breaking up with me and you’re not leaving,” Rosa responds.

You run for the door but Rosa grabs you and pins you to the wall and glares at you.

“You’re mine now, I’m not letting you free. There are alarms on the door if you try to escape, there’s an electric fence around the house and you’re not leaving anytime soon.” Rosa says.

“What makes you think I’ll comply?” You ask.

“Because I’ll beat you if you try to escape and I have many many punishments for you.” Rosa says.

You start to cry because how will you escape her?

“Don’t cry love; I have rewards for you as well, including going outside and getting TV time. And some bedroom things.” Rosa says.

Rosa hugs you and you hesitantly hug back knowing you might get beat up if you don’t hug back.

Rosa loves you so much and is willing to do anything for you except for letting you leave.

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a great thing [Miguel Diaz x Fem!Reader] (Cobra Kai)

(~from the vault~)

He left you a voicemail telling you he had news less than an hour before he was kicked down the second floor.

Word count 3,060

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Exhausted was the word.

For exactly two weeks and two days, you slept on the unbelievably uncomfortable couch in Miguel’s hospital room, adamant about doing so no matter what anyone told you.

And everyone tried to tell you something.

Carmen, Rosa, Sensei, Demetri, Hawk, Aisha (through phone), even Sam. Nothing made you budge: you were staying until he woke up and that was final.

You’d wake up in the morning, have lunch with Carmen and Rosa, talk to him in hopes that he could hear you, go home, take a shower, change, get back and repeat. Every single day.

Every day was harder.

Every friend that came to visit with that look on their face, every visit from Sensei, every time his mom would break down crying and beg for him to make it through, every prayer from his grandma, every one-sided conversation you’d have with him as he stayed unconscious. Everything was harder these days.

So yeah, you were exhausted.

Sometimes Hawk would bring you lunch for you to share, and he’d distract you with conversation that he’d occasionally include Miguel in with a “you hear that, man?” or something of the sort, which made you smile.

Or Demetri would bring you comic books to keep you entertained, staying a couple hours at a time and silently reading beside you to keep you company.

Aisha called every day to check in and Sam visited once in a while. Sensei Lawrence visited all the time, his mom and Yaya were obviously always there, even Daniel LaRusso visited once. But nothing really felt like real company when Miguel was there but not really there.

You’d been spending day after day without your best friend and you were starting to grow a sort of anger towards everyone and everything, replaying the fight over and over in your head and growing more and more irritated as the days went by. God help Robby Keene if he ever got face to face with you.

And then Miguel woke up.

After two entire weeks and almost everyone around you losing hope, he woke up, while you were asleep. You woke up scared, groggy, confused about all the noise: the loud beeping, the yells, the motioning, the sudden amount of people in the room, Carmen yelling Miguel’s name- oh no, was he… no, his mom wasn’t yelling out of despair. She was happy.

And you realized it: he was awake.

He was awake!

He was awake and trying to talk and god damn you couldn’t see a thing through the tears and it was like you were paralyzed, unable to move as you processed the situation, barely believing what was happening. This had to be a dream, it had to be, but it wasn’t!

The day after that, you slept in the hospital room yet again. In the same unbelievably uncomfortable couch, but you slept way, way more comfortably than the nights before. The usual ‘good night’ directed at him every night was met with a smile this time.

The day after that one, you went home. For the first time in two weeks and three days, you slept in a bed. Your two-week suspension was already done with, but you let yourself sleep well into the afternoon.

Everything that happened during the days after that was a blur, nothing short of a rollercoaster. You cried silently while Miguel and you watched as a doctor told his mom he would maybe never be able to walk again and you hugged Hawk tight when he told you he’d gathered money to help pay for the medical costs and you went back to sleeping on the couch in the cold hospital room after the surgery.

And then the day came. Miguel was finally out, and you couldn’t even believe it.

He deserved a great thing, for a change.

“Holy shit! You haven’t seen actual sunlight in so long! How’s it feel?”

“Yeah I kinda feel like a vampire,” he remarked, covering his eyes from the sun with his hands. Carmen and Rosa walked within a distance behind the two of you as you pushed his wheelchair forward.

“You know you don’t have to push me?”

“Yeah but it’s fun.”

“Not more fun than being the one riding the wheelchair.”

“Oh we’re bragging? Push yourself then.” You pretended to be mad and retrieved your hands from the handles, crossing your arms in front of your chest in fake indignation, and he turned the chair to face you, feigning offence.

“Wow I thought you’d go easier on me after everything!”

“I would never go easy on you.”

“Wait! I just had the best idea.”

“Okay?” You said as for him to go on, not entirely trusting him.

“Sit on my lap.”

“What?” You ignored the burning feeling on your cheeks, blaming it on weirdness of the proposition, not what he was telling you to do.

“Sit on my lap! If you’re so jealous I’ll take you with me.”

“No way.”

“Why?”

Yeah, why? “Because- because we’re so gonna fall!”

“No we’re not! Do you not trust me?”

“I don’t, actually!” You let out a laugh.

“Shut up!” He exclaimed, smiling that smile of his.

Yeah, that one. Could you really say no to that? “Oh, my God,” you muttered, but did as he said, carefully sitting yourself down on his thighs.

“Okay, ready?”

“No?”

“Wrong answer!” He pulled on the wheels fast, picking up speed, and you had to support yourself by wrapping your arms around his neck.

“Miggy! Don’t do that!” His mom yelled after you, and you both laughed, out of breath with the adrenaline, when he stopped.

You waited as Rosa and Carmen walked up to you, only noticing you were still on his lap when Rosa shot you a funny look.

[ . . . ]

“Oh my God, Carmen, this is so good!” You exclaimed as you ate, Miguel agreeing with you eagerly by nodding his head.

“Thank you, mija! I missed having dinner with my baby,” she added, smiling at Miguel.

“We’ve had dinner together every day since I woke up!”

“Not proper dinner at the table! Different things, Miggy.”

As dramatic as it sounds, you couldn’t help but think about how utterly alive Miguel made all three of you.

You finished the food quickly and took off to Miguel’s room. You both laid on his bed on opposite ends, both facing the ceiling, in a comfortable silence that came after about an hour of talking about random things.

You propped yourself up by your elbows to face him. “Do you want me to stay over?”

He tilted his head to look back at you. “What?”

“If you want me to. I know it’s your first night out and all-”

"Why wouldn’t I want you to?” He smiled, and you couldn’t fight a smile yourself.

Then there was a knock on the door. “Guys?”

“Yeah mom?”

“Can I come in?”

“Yeah!”

With that, Carmen opened the door immediately, smiling at the sight of the two of you. “Just making sure. Everything okay?”

“Yeah, mom,” he laughed. She’d been checking in way more often than usual, but Miguel understood. He always understood.

"Just asking,” she smiled. “Do you need me to take you home, sweetheart?” She asked you, and you turned to Miguel, sharing a look that silently told him ‘I’m not the one asking her!’

“Um can Y/N stay over tonight? Just tonight?”

“Yeah of course! Sweetheart you know you can always stay over. I’ll bring you some blankets, we can-”

“Anything’s fine! Really.”

“Oh honey I’m sorry you won’t be comfortable-”

“It’s alright, promise!” You reassured her, and she was back with about 5 blankets in no time, laying four on the floor right next to Miguel’s bed for you to lay on and handing the fifth to you for you to cover yourself with, along with a pillow too.

[. . .]

You were both stupidly tired-- and reasonably so- but neither of you could sleep. You tossed and turned around on your make-shift blanket mattress but just couldn’t seem to find a comfortable enough position, sighing in frustration at the empty tries.

“You okay?” Miguel spoke up in a whisper, scaring you. Wasn’t he asleep?

“Did I wake you up?”

“No. Was awake.”

“Can’t sleep either?”

“Is it the floor?”

“No, it’s fine-”

“You wanna come up here?”

“What?”

“I think there’s room for the two of us. I’m not that ripped, you know, I don’t take up that much space” he joked.

You chewed on your bottom lip, unsure if this was a good idea. "You sure?”

“Yeah it’s fine.”

As you went silent, deciding on what to actually do, you head Miguel shifting his body around to try and make room for you.

“Just- just climb up here.”

You got up and did as he said, struggling to make yourself fit in the bed with him. "This isn’t gonna work,” you commented.

“Yes it is, wait,” he moved your shoulders, turning your back to him, and scooted closer to the wall to make more space for you.

“Isn’t this uncomfortable for you? It’s gonna give you pressure sores.”

“How do you know about pressure sores?”

“I pay attention to what your doctors say!”

“Stop worrying!” You could hear him smiling as he whispered to you. “My legs are positioned right, if you wanna know so bad.”

“Fine. But you better not be lying.”

“Or what?”

“Or I’m… not gonna invite you to my ninth birthday party.”

“Okay that’s way too low even for you.”

“Yeah so I’d be careful.”

“Copy that.”

It was all peacefully quiet for no more than about twenty seconds before he started moving his arms around.

“What’s wrong?”

“I don’t know where to-” he moved his arm around, settling on placing it around your waist, carefully. “Is this okay?”

You felt yourself inhale a sharp breath. It should be okay. Right? It should be completely and totally chill and fine and normal. “Yeah it’s fine.” You didn’t know if he had heard the hesitation in your voice, but he questioned you again.

“Is this weird?”

“What do you mean?”

“This? We’re kinda cuddling.”

“Why, is it weird for you? I- I can go back to the blankets-” you were already moving to stand up but he pulled you closer to his body by your waist.

“No! I- I mean- it’s not. I’m just asking. Cause I don't want you to be uncomfortable. This is fine.”

“Okay.”

“Okay.”

“Are you sure you’re not uncomfortable? You know you don’t have to lie right?”

“No, I'm not! I promise. This is… nice. Uh- you know what I mean.”

You didn’t, exactly. “Yeah.”

Silence again.

“Did you actually sleep on that couch every night?”

"Why are you thinking about that?"

"'Cause we're talking about being comfortable and that did not look comfortable."

You laughed. “Yeah it wasn't exactly the best sleep of my life."

“Was it better than my bedroom floor?”

You let out a loud laugh and elbowed his chest slightly. “Your mom was very nice for setting that up for me!”

“Hey don’t hit me! I just got out of the hospital!”

“Oh that’s very sweet of you to think I care.”

“Oh I know you care! ‘Cause someone slept in the hospital for two weeks for me.”

“Okay, okay, let’s get back to talking about your bedroom floor.”

“No take backs! You were worried about me.”

“Yeah no shit.” Your tone wasn't playful anymore.

He paused. “I’m sorry I scared you like that.”

“Dude, you’re the one who got pushed down the second floor. You don’t have to apologize.”

“Yeah,” he let out a weak laugh. “I guess.”

God, these silent pauses were getting unbearable. “What were you gonna tell me?”

“What?” He questioned, clearly confused.

“You left me a voicemail. Before- you know.”

“Yeah. Right.” Was his heart actually beating a little faster or were you imagining it?

“I know it’s probably something stupid that probably doesn’t matter now, that’s- that’s why I didn’t mention before but-”

“But?”

“It’s stupid.”

"You can tell me.”

“I uh. I replayed it a lot. While you were- you know.”

“You did?”

You couldn’t believe he sounded so surprised. Was it that surprising that you wanted to hear his voice again while was in a coma for weeks?

“I mean it was kind of the last thing you said to me before it happened. I didn’t actually talk to you that day so.” When he didn’t say anything, you tried to lighten up the mood, cursing yourself for bringing it down. “I’ve even got it memorized!”

“No you don’t,” he laughed.

“I do!”

“No way!”

“Do too!” You fake-gasped feigning being offended, turning around to face him- startling yourself for a half-second when you realized how close your face was to his, causing you to turn a bit more to lie on your back so you could face the ceiling instead of him, though he very much hadn’t let go of your waist in the process.

You once again set your mind elsewhere to avoid thinking about it too intently, clearing your throat dramatically before imitating the way he spoke.

“‘Um. Hey. Sorry I didn’t walk with you today. I’m not- I’m not ignoring you or anything. I just- I figured something really important out last night and I- I was gonna tell you like… 10 minutes ago but I didn’t- shit I have five more seconds anyway I’ll tell you at lunch bye-’ and then you got cut off.”

“Holy shit. I don’t even remember what I said word for word like that.”

“You had other things going on,” you joked, looking at him (though not turning your body to face him again yet) for a moment before averting your eyes to the ceiling again.

“You replayed it every day?”

“Yeah.”

“That’s cute.”

“Shut up. So… what is it? You made me wait for weeks, you need to tell me!"

He shifted a bit. “Uhhhh-”

“Come oooonn, you seemed excited about it!”

“Yeah but it’s not- it’s not that big of a deal.”

Now you’d gained back enough composure to actually turn your head to look at him. “You said it was really important!”

“I… didnt?” He tried.

You only quirked an eyebrow up at him. He sighed.

“Did you actually get back with Sam? Is that it?”

“What?”

“I mean Tory was obviously pretty pissed. And the same day barely half an hour before all that happens you tell me you’ve got big news?”

“I’m not back with Sam.”

“I’m not gonna judge you if you are! Well I am actually. Obviously. But not that bad!”

“I’m not with Sam!”

“So Tory really did all that for nothing?”

“I mean, kind of? I did break up with her the night before. Right before Sam found me. And then Sam kissed me and guess Tory saw it but- we didn’t- we didn’t get back together.”

“What was it you wanted to say then?”

Silence.

“Did you get yourself in something? Is it bad?”

“I- I’m in love with you.” He was so quiet you almost didn't hear him.

“I mean it seems-” wait. “what?”

He let go of your waist, pushing his body up so he could sit down, you doing the same. “I’m sorry. I didn’t- I wasn’t gonna tell you like this. That’s- pretty obvious, but- I even. I left sensei a voicemail about it too-”

Non-stopping rambling from his part, complete silence from yours.

“I- I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have told you like this and it’s- it’s fine if you don’t-”

“Shut up.”

“What?”

“Shut up. Just- for a second.”

“Oh- okay.” He stopped the rambling, but his widened stare kept itself trained on yours, as if trying to pry your thoughts out of your head through them.

You took a deep breath, trying to rationalize out loud what he’d just told you. “You’re in love with me. That’s what you were gonna tell me.”

“Yeah.”

“How do you know?"

He seemed taken aback by the question. It was understandable that it was not the first think he would've imagined you to say in return of his confession. “How do I- know? I guess. I guess Sam kissed me that day. And I tried to kiss her back to see if there was anything still there, but there… wasn’t. And I had like just broken up with Tory for that exact same reason. I was dating these girls I didn’t have feelings for and I couldn’t figure out why I didn’t have feelings for them.”

“'Cause you’re in love with me,” you said, more to yourself than to him.

“I mean- yeah. I’m sorry. I can- I can sleep on the couch if you want-”

That snapped you out of your trance-like confused state. “I’m not making you sleep on the couch, idiot!”

“But-”

“Are you sure? Like 100%?”

“Yeah, but-” It was impulsive, and you knew you probably should’ve said something before doing it, but what better way to show him you liked him back- as you’d just figured out yourself that very moment- than kissing him? So you did just that: you kissed him. In the dark, in his room, on his bed, with a million different problems to deal with, but that little moment, with him smiling against your lips, that was yours. A tiny little great thing in the middle of the chaos around you.

Yet another silence followed after you slowly pulled away from him, but this one was comfortable, content.

Miguel smiled at you. “So does this mean you like me back ooor?”

“Shut up,” you muttered, smiling too, before pulling him closer to you by the collar of his shirt and kissing him again. You could definitely, without a doubt, get used to this.

“We’ve been friends for years and we haven’t done this before?” He asked, out of breath, when you pulled away again and you laughed, feeling light as a feather.

“We should go to sleep, Diaz." You teased. "Your mom’s gonna get mad at me if you don’t sleep enough.”

“I am so in love with you.”

“Aw you have a crush on me? that’s embarrassing.”

“Shut up!”

"Yeah, yeah I'm in love with you too or whatever."

Maybe you deserved a great thing for a change too.

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Long Day (Rosa Diaz)

Summary: After a long day, both you and Rosa come home to relax and unwind.

Rosa Diaz x Fem!Peralta!Reader

Warnings: None, just a very little makeout scene.

----

"When do you clock out?" Asked Rosa, walking over to your desk. You were working on the case file of a drug bust, and couldn't wait to go home. It had been a really long day, to be honest.

"Right after I submit this case file to Holt," you replied, leaning back against your chair and heaving a deep sigh. "It's just not getting over."

"Power through, babe," she said, giving your shoulder a gentle squeeze. "You've got this."

"When do you clock out, hm? I better not hear I'll be eating dinner alone tonight," you chuckled, looking up at her.

"I'm almost done," replied Rosa with a small, soft laugh. "Mine's a B&E, so it'll be easier with the file."

"God, there is so much crime in Brooklyn," you scoffed, hunching back over your computer. "When it comes to paperwork, I regret becoming a detective."

"If it makes you feel any better, we can order pizza from your favourite place after work," replied the woman.

You laughed and nodded, "You got me there, Diaz. Go on and finish your work, I'll wait outside when I'm done before you."

"Is that a challenge?" Asked Rosa, standing in front of you with her arms crossed and an eyebrow raised.

You shrugged, "Maybe."

"Oh, it is on, Peralta," she gasped in mock-offence and walked back to her desk.

Sure enough, Rosa finished before you and was waiting outside, leaning on her motorcycle. You shouldered your bag securely and sat on the bike, rolling your eyes at her victorious smirk.

"Not. A. Word," you said in her ear as she climbed on. You wrapped your arms around her waist, leaning your chin on her shoulder. "And if you drive like a crazy woman I will shoot you in the face. No hesitation. I have the jurisdiction and a gun."

"Oh, I'm terrified," she said monotonously, but you noted her small smile in the rearview mirror.

"You should be," you replied, tightening your hold when she revved the motorcycle and shot off towards your house.

You both reached in a matter of five minutes, and your legs still felt wobbly as you reached the apartment elevator.

"Rosa Diaz..." you panted, holding on to the railing for dear life. "I am going to shoot you in the face, I swear to god."

"Come on, I was going slow!" She laughed, nudging your shoulder with hers as you pressed the floor you stayed on.

"In my book, 35 miles an hour is far from slow," you grumbled.

Rosa pressed a soft kiss to your head and said, "Sorry about that, babe. I'll go slower next time."

"God, my brother would give up his internal organs to see this interaction," you laughed, walking out of the elevator as the doors dinged and opened. You unlocked the door of your small apartment and let her in, following as you hung up your coat and put your bag in the storage closet. Unlike your pack rat brother, you did enjoy a certain amount of neatness in your home, however small it was.

"Your brother's a dumbass," said Rosa, following your actions.

You groaned and planted yourself on the couch, scrolling through the phone for your favourite pizza place to order.

Rosa sat next to you, placing her arm across the backrest of the couch, which invited you to lay your head in her lap and order the food while she watched something on T.V.

"Today was a long-ass day," you admitted, ordering your usual pepperoni, and a simple margherita for Rosa. "I cannot believe a drug bust for like, three teenagers with some weed was so much goddamn work."

"I hate kids," said your girlfriend, moving her arm from the backrest onto your stomach. "They're miserable little things."

"Teens are worse," you scoffed. "The dude who looked like a scrawnier version of Harry Potter had the audacity to call me fugly. Like, hello, your face looks like you painted the skin on, what the hell?"

Rosa snorted, "God, what an ass."

"Exactly. I have no problem with babies," you replied. "But only if they belong to someone else. I just want to cuddle the thing. Do not make me clean up its shit and all that." You placed your phone away and looked up at her, scowling.

"Damn, ease up on the frown," your girlfriend said, her eyes going wide as she looked down.

"Give me attention, please." You pleaded, sitting up and lying down with your head against the headrest. "I am absolutely touch-starved."

"It is impossible to make that statement sound not-dirty," chuckled Rosa, switching off the T.V. and looking at you.

You rolled your eyes, "Take it however the hell you want, but I am touch-starved because you refuse to makeout with me at work."

"Have you forgotten that when Jake and Amy made out at work they literally killed a man?" Your girlfriend replied, looking at you.

"That's because he had a weak heart," you scoffed. "If Holt caught us, I think he'd just apologise and walk off."

The woman laughed softly, making you smile and, shockingly, blush a little. She slowly moved forward so that her hands were on either side of your body, and her face was inches from yours.

"Fine then," she whispered, smirking. "We can makeout at work, but only because you're fucking good at it."

You blushed and chuckled, "Yes, I win again. Rosa Diaz can never say no to me."

She shrugged and still stayed above you, making eye contact to fluster you more.

"Fuck off, just kiss me," you scoffed, catching her by the shirt and pressing a kiss to her lips. She immediately lay atop you, humming pleasurably as you deepened the kiss. Truth be told, at times, she didn't even know who was in control.

Your hands slowly cupped her face, and your thumbs gently stroked her cheek as the pair of you exchanged deep, but gentle kisses. Her lips were soft on yours, and you were most definitely addicted to the feeling of them.

She pulled away and smiled, before resting her head on your chest, her hands wrapping around your waist. You laughed, kissing her head and playing with her hair, saying, "You know we have to take a shower and change out of our work clothes, right?"

"Obviously," said Rosa. "Way to ruin the moment, jackass."

"I am insulted that you called me a jackass," you gasped, but still continued cuddling her. "Meanie."

"Oh yeah, I'm the meanie," she replied, looking at you. "Says the one who straight-up destroyed my moment of affection."

"Yeah, yeah," you rolled your eyes playfully. "Whatever. You love me."

She nodded, "Mhm, yes I do," with a small smile, she leaned up and pressed a gentle kiss to your lips.

"If anyone from work saw us now..." you mumbled as she continued pressing small kisses to your lips and slowly going down to your neck.

"I would definitely shoot them in the face," she replied. "No regrets."

"The way there was absolutely zero hesitation with that answer," you chortled, earning an explosive laugh from her.

You both began to laugh hysterically, almost falling off the couch in the process.

The doorbell rang, and you had to pause laughing, gently pushing her off you, groaning, "Jesus woman, you are heavy-"

"This is all muscle, Peralta," she scoffed, sitting up on the couch, propping her legs up on the coffee table.

In minutes, you had paid the delivery man, and placed the two pizzas on the small round table you had in the corner of the living room.

"Order up," you sighed, sitting on a chair and devouring the first slice of your pizza. "You coming to eat, baby?" You looked at her.

With a groan, Rosa stood up off the couch, walking to the table lazily and sitting in front of you. "Why do you always insist on sitting at the table to eat?"

"Because I want zero crumbs on my couch. That cost me like, five months of my salary," you replied, gently kicking her under the table. "I am not going to be my brother."

"You spent five months worth of salary on the couch?" Gasped your girlfriend, moving on to her next pizza slice.

You chuckled and nodded, and both of you finished the pizzas in silence.

You quickly showered, and sat on your bed to read while Rosa finished up her bath as well.

You waited for what felt like hours before she came out of the bathroom in nothing but a sports bra and shorts. Your jaw dropped as you looked at her toned abs and strong arms, earning a chuckle from her, "It's rude to stare, Peralta."

"Shut up you absolute goddess," you gasped, sliding out of bed as she looked through your closet for something to pull on. You wrapped your arms around her from behind and pressed kisses to her bare shoulder, feeling her relax under your touch.

"Okay you perv, let me pull on a shirt," she laughed, pulling on one of your AC/DC oversized shirts.

"Noooo, where did they gooooo..." you wailed, letting go of her. "Bring them bac. Bring back those abs-"

"You are such a perv," she scoffed, laying in bed with you. You lay down as well, letting her wrap an arm around you from behind and press a kiss to the back of your neck.

"I'm not a perv, you're a perv," you countered lamely.

"Shut up, dumbass," she replied, but you could hear the smile on her face. "I love you."

"I love me too," you chuckled. Rosa gently hit your arm, making you laugh, "OW, okay, okay, I love you too!"

"That's how I know you're a Peralta," she scoffed playfully. "Goodnight, Y/n."

"'Night, Rosa," you smiled, closing your eyes and slowly falling asleep, happier than ever.

Long days were so worth it.

#rosa diaz #jake peralta #amy santiago #gina linetti #terry jeffords #captain holt #charles boyle #hitchcock #scully #brooklyn 99 #female reader #bisexual #lesbian #rosa diaz x fem!reader

[gemini-sensei]

Carmanda and Lawrusso AU Headcanons

Fluff Headcanons ○ this is also so very domestic too, I couldn't help myself

Please cut me some slack. I don't write ships often and if I do, it's usually in the background. I focus a lot of character x reader and character x oc, so solely focusin on character x character intimidates me. I hope you enjoy.

A/N: in this au there is a fem!reader and she is Carmanda's daughter. That's just how my brain works. Deal with it.

Also, this is unedited.

They had a sweet little meet cute at the grocery store. They accidentally bumped into each other and dropped their baskets. There were cans rolling across the floor and some fruit spilling out of bag. They helped each other pick everything up while they apologized to one another, making them laugh. They introduce themselves and Carmen ended up asking where she can find the spices because she just moved into town and has never been to this store before. Amanda was more than happy to help. They became fast friends with just a little stroll through the grocery store.

By that point, Carmen was already pregnant with Miguel. She wasn't showing yet but she had a healthy little baby that she couldn't help gush about. Amanda was happy for her, but when she heard that the father wasn't around, she wanted to help her new friend out as much as possible. Carmen didn't want to worry her with such things, but Amanda insisted. She had a pretty good accounting job and had more than enough money that was just feeding her wine habit.

They end up spending a lot of time together between their jobs. Carmen's just gotten a job at the nearby hospital which just so happens to be down the road from the business Amanda works for. They get lunch together as often as possible, most times meaning Amanda is bringing Carmen lunch.

This is a strangers to friends to lovers, baby. By the time Miguel is born, Carmen and Amanda are happy girlfriends. It's whirlwind but it's true love.

Amanda already started two funds, one for a little house for all of them (herself, Carmen, Rosa and baby Miguel) to move into and a college fund for Miguel. She keeps it a secret until she grows tired of the back and forth running from her apartment to the Diaz apartment. She might as well live there, but it's just not big enough. She finally sits Carmen down and asks her if she'd like to find a place of their own and Carmen is so excited. Baby Miggy is too.

BTW, Rosa adores Amanda. She sees how Amanda treats her daughter like a mf queen and loves it.

They got a medium sized house with a little yard and an extra room to make into a playroom for Miguel. They're so happy.

After a few months of living there, Rosa gave Amanda her blessing but marriage was the last thing on the ladies' minds.

Not long after Miguel started talking, he expressed he wanted a little sister. After some discussion and planning, his moms grant his wish. When he's toddling around at 18 months old, his little sister is born.

Amanda carried their little girl and Miguel loved hugging his mama's belly.

The moms love watching Miguel with his little sister. He's such a good brother. As they grew up, they did everything together. They read together, played games together, they even took naps together. Miguel would fall asleep with his sister in his arms while they were watching TV. Someone would come around and cover them with a blanket.

They walked their kids into school on every first day of school, but on the second day, Miguel took it upon himself to walk his little sister to her classroom before he walked to his own. He'd walk to her classroom to pick her up after school, too. This happened everyday until seventh grade.

Carmen and Amanda are so proud of their kids. Miguel is always the best read kid in his class and their daughter is the best helper. If they ever win awards, they take the kids out for pizza. By middle school, they're pretty much known as the nicest kids in school. They have friends, good grades, and they're well behaved. What more could Carmen and Amanda want?

They have regular date nights every week, though the actual day-of might change depending on Carmen's work schedule. They leave the kids with Rosa, who's more than happy to watch the kids for a night so their moms can have some time to themselves. They love to go out dancing.

When they're home together, they love cooking together. They dance around the kitchen until the kids run in and they don't mind adding two little chefs to their tango. As the kids get older, they end up having the kitchen to themselves. Otherwise, Rosa is cooking and making sure everyone has full bellies.

They're happy together and finally decided to get married when the kids were little. Miguel was the ring bearer and their daughter was their flower girl. (And this is my au and I say they could have gotten married whenever they wanted to.) Amanda took the Diaz name happily.

Daniel and Johnny reconnected in college and honest to God, Daniel is the only reason Johnny didn't drop out, but that was only because in the middle of their feuding, Daniel offered to help him with his work so he wouldn't flunk out.

They got to talking about their plans for the future and neither had a completely clear path, but Daniel at least had an idea. He was getting his business degree while Johnny was in general studies trying to figure it all out.

They bond over cars and their lack of fathers/good father figures in their lives. Their banter becomes less about karate championships and more about which old classic car is better. They spend their early college years healing their rivalry with the occasional spat every now and again.

It isn't until their final year in college that they start something. It's unofficial and a little rocky in the beginning, but by graduation they're an out and proud couple. When Johnny's step dad had shit to say about it, Daniel almost decked him and told him to keep his filthy mouth shut. Johnny's mom was supportive but quiet about it, which her acceptance was all Johnny wanted.

They moved into a place together and worked some odd jobs until Daniel could get LaRusso Auto Group on its feet. It took a little time, but once he got it going, things were great. There was some stress put on their relationship in those years, but it was smooth sailing after that.

Johnny loves helping at the dealership. He can really sell a car when he puts his brain into focus mode. He knows his cars, so when he goes down a list of great features of a car and sounds so enthusiastic and impressed, it sells.

However, he's not a permanent figure at the dealership. He likes working with his hands and ended up going to trade school so he could do some handiwork (but we all know how well that goes for him.) You might be asking what the point of staying in college was, and the answer is Daniel LaRusso.

Daniel has to do something with Johnny, though, because while he can sell a car, he's kind of terrible with the customers in other regards. He also has no idea how to do the paperwork. Managing Johnny at work is his worst nightmare to say the least. However, he knows he chose a himbo as his partner and he's not surprised it came to this.

He notices that Johnny is great with the kids that come through. He lets them pretend to drive the cars in the showroom and even got into a heated debate about which Rocky movie is the best. It gives him an idea.

Now Daniel knew he wanted kids long before he and Johnny were in a relationship, but he never knew if that was something Johnny wanted. However, watching him interact with kids at the dealership gave him the incentive to finally ask him about it. And when he does, Johnny's a little apprehensive but would be lying if he didn't like the idea of a few brats running around their big empty house.

A hop, skip, and a jump later, they have a surrogate in Shannon Keene. They opt to not know which of their sperm fertilized the egg, they'll be happy regardless. But surprise! They're having twins!

They have a boy and a girl which they happily name Robert and Samantha, Robby and Sam for short. Sam is the oldest by two minutes and she never lets Robby forget it. (I love the twins Sam and Robby/LawRusso au, but I did not come up with it. That was someone else whom I cannot remember now, but I can't take credit for it.)

Johnny spends those first nights with the twins in the nursery just watching over them. (as twins they sleep in the same crib right beside each other because when they tried to put them in separate cribs, they cried so much.) He's so worried he's gonna screw them up somehow and Daniel has to assure him that he's gonna be a great dad.

(Side note, Johnny built the whole nursery with his bare hands and he's proud of it. (side-side note: Daniel watched over the entire process to make sure everything turned out okay.))

As babies, Johnny had his hands full. Once they started crawling and later walking, he was running down kids left and right. Sam and Robby kept him on his toes. He'd be in the kitchen making lunch with the kids in view, he turned his back for .04 seconds, and then they're gone.

Johnny slept in a lot once they were around three years, so Daniel cooks breakfast with the kids. They make pancakes and bacon and fruit salads. Then the kids run to daddies' room an jump on Johnny to wake him up.

" 'm sleepin'. Go away."

"But daddy, we made bacon!"

Works every time.

Daniel will come home to the house being in complete disarray. Johnny was already a bit of a slob before the kids, but the twins just pile on toys and whatever else on top of Johnny's slobbish ways. Daniel considered hiring a maid at one point or another.

#carmanda #lawrusso #cobra kai au #daughter!reader #carmen diaz #amanda larusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #cobra kai #cobra kai headcanons #cobra kai x reader #cobra kai au headcanons #twins sam and robby #domestic headcanons #fluff headcanons #gemini sensei

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[specialagentlokitty]

Rosa diaz x autistic!reader - here for you

hiii!! could you write a rosa diaz x autistic fem reader where they're already dating and reader has a meltdown at the precinct and rosa helps her calm down and there's a lot of fluff/comfort, please? 🌟💗💗 - Anon 💜

Rose wasn’t one to blurt out her personal life, but the whole squad knew that you and here were dating.

Purely for situations like this, you were having a meltdown and she is the only person who knows how to calm you down.

So while Terry and Amy watched over you, Jake and Charles ran all over in order to try and fine wherever Rosa had gone to.

Thankfully she hadn’t.

“Rosa you need to help (Y/N)!” Charles yelled.

Rosa dropped what she was doing and spun around.

“Where?”

“Holts office!” Jake gasped out.

She bolted away from them straight to her captains office, pushing her way through the small crowd that had gathered in front of it.

She dropped in front of you, glaring at everybody but the wouldn’t leave.

Getting up without a word she slammed the door closed, closed the blinds and went back over to you.

Sitting down, she reached out, placing her hands over yours and you looked at her.

“It’s just us, take all the time you need.”

You nodded, taking one of your hands from hers so you could sit there tapping the back of her hand repeatedly.

Rosa had learn that just sitting there with you quietly was enough for you, so she stayed there quietly.

When you started getting a bit harsh with your tapping, she would cover your hand with hers for a moment before letting go.

You got up, starting to pace a little back and forth in the room.

Holt opened the door, saw you and Rosa and left his office again, and you turned to Rosa.

You clasped and unclasped your hands together as you looked at her before looking away.

“I don’t want to be here anymore.”

Rosa stood up.

“Where do you want to go?” She asked.

“I want to go home. Can I go home?”

Rosa gave you a soft smile as she nodded her head.

“Of course, I’ll go get my keys.”

She walked over so you could grab hold of the back of jacket and she walked to her desk to gather your things and her keys.

Then she took you away from the precinct and back home where you immediately went to your corner of the living room and sat down on the floor.

This was your corner for you and you only, she never came over when you were there, it was so you could calm yourself and refocus.

Rosa went about doing some of the chores you needed done, and when she felt you rest your head on her back she turned around.

Wrapping her arms around you she hugged you softly.

“You’re alright.”

You nodded.

Rosa wasn’t the best at comforting people, and she often didn’t want any form of physical contact but she always made an acceptation for you.

#b99 #b99 x reader #b99 x you #b99 imagine #Brooklyn nine nine #Brooklyn nine nine x reader #Brooklyn nine nine x you #brooklyn nine nine imagine #Rosa diaz #Rosa diaz x reader #Rosa diaz x you #Rosa diaz imagine

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