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euesworld · 1 year

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"Her smile comes in waves like an ocean of happiness, and I am so convinced that I will drown in that sappy shit.. and I would really love it if she would laugh a bit. A bit more than yesterday, I will give her all of my love today.. and pray to the gods that she is here to stay. I couldn't think or imagine a life without her, here in this dirt, this muck, this mud, I'm stuck, I'm fucked.. but.. with her by my side I feel like I will never run out of luck. If it's a smile she wants, I will smile like a fool.. if she wants to build a relationship, I will be her tool. If she needs to travel I will be her mule, if she needs a place to sit my lap can be her stool.. cause I drool, I drool and dawdle like cannon fodder.. and there could never be another cause she is the ultimate lover."

She means everything to me - eUë

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isa-the-great-and-powerful · 9 months

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Took some bum pics today. Then went to the store.

I have been verified "damn girl you got an ass" from a cutual. Those will be for sale later also.

But anyone want to sit in my lap until then?

#trans #transgender #trans is beautiful #blonde #blue eyes #red stripes #girls like us #sit in my lap #car selfie #thighs

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fuzzytransfag · 6 months

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i'm not listening to a man with grabbable hips and thick thighs. Whatever you say beautiful

#come sit on my lap so i can grope you #trans nsft #t4t nsft #gay nsft #mlm nsft #bi nsft #queer nsft

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pangur-and-grim · 3 months

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we do a lot of communicating

#she wanted me to sit down and read more dungeon meshi so that she could lie upside down in my lap #and get her belly scratched #that was the messaging here #pangur

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mon-petit-coeur-noir · 5 months

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#lap sitting #tis the season #festive #lights #plaid #my edit

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mmmairon · 4 months

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All patched up

#i feel crazy bc I’ve been trying to draw this mf for months #but nothing felt sufficient #i knew exactly what he had to look like but nothing came out close until now #Kit’s wrio destroyed me i see him every night when i close my eyes 😊#Wrio’s the typa guy who's in his late 40s #gets home by 7pm after his prison work to pet his black and white spotted cat #and watch tv while sipping his favorite earl grey tea #he’s just missing a soft and loving wife to dote on him …….. me #ok lmfao that’s enough goodbye #wriothesley #genshin #genshin impact #him looking up at me as i ask to sit on his lap to eat my cookies

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euesworld · 1 year

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"Sitting next to you leaves one bitter question in my mind.. why aren't you sitting in my lap?"

Hahaha.. if you don't sit in my lap, I might hop on yours and break your legs - eUë

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hoaxghost · 1 year

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the stinky allegations never cease not even in the holiday season

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 3 #neo agent 3 #my ocs #inkiling #octoling #oh my god we just got a cat recently #hes a foster and the previous owner clearly overfed him cause he is CHUNKY #and he was sitting on my lap which is really cute but i felt like a had a weight pressing down on me the whole time #my legs fell asleep #also sorry captain 3 ur stuck with the worst coworker

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hellenhighwater · 1 year

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When I got Vice, he looked like this:

He was terrified of everyone and everything. I couldn't even touch him at first, and he hid as soon as he got home.

But I remember telling my mom, "There's a lap cat in there. He wants to be a lap cat, he just doesn't know it yet."

Vice turns three next week. Every morning for the last fortnight, I've woken to Vice, perched on my shoulder or side, purring and kneading away.

He's doing okay.

#the baby boy is making biscuits on my leg right now #sitting on my lap being very busy

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makenna-made-this · 9 months

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Take off in 5, 4, 3, 2...

NYOOM

#what a nice dog #beula #buff orpington behavior #chickens #tiny fluffy dinosaurs #the BEST animals #my feather babies #my pets #she's mad because it's too early for her her period dramas to be on yet #what we expect her to sit on a nice comfy lap WITHOUT entertainment??#honestly #chickenblr #birdblr #pet bird

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yandere-romanticaa · 2 months

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A RANDOM STREET CAT IS ON ME AND WON'T GET OFF, HELP???

#HE'S JUST SITTING ON MY LAP #♥️ girlie says

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nortess · 3 months

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treat her right

#firm believer in johnny sitting on laps #johnshi #mortal kombat #mk 1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #fem version #art #my art

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mon-petit-coeur-noir · 1 year

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#reading is sexy #lap sitting #my edit

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inkskinned · 1 year

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it's just that sometimes you have to love a thing including the ways that it inconveniences you like i keep picking dog hair out of my clothes because he steals things from my laundry basket to lay on them while i'm gone and whenever i use my laptop i have to type with my arms in a parabola to make room for his head on my legs and yes it's kind of a far ride to my mom's house but she always remembers to have dairy-free options available just in case i stop at home and nick lives in another timezone so we have to plan our calls carefully to be sure he's available and i'm not in bed and i hate driving and looking for parking but it means i get to visit my friends and i hate doing dishes but i'll do a million if it means i get to throw a dinner party for everybody and i hate being cold but one time we stood outside in the snow for 5 hours waiting for a concert, bundled up and red-nosed

i always apologize about the ways i take up space even when they're medical like at a restaurant i usually have to take the moment to say i really am allergic, sorry, and feel like i am making everyone around me angry and i always apologize when i am too tired to be funny or when i actually really do need to take care of my human body because it feels like i'm making everything about-me and i always apologize for the ways that i become needy; how i get scared when we're high up (and no for real please get down it actually kind of stops being funny) or how i panic if i hear a loud noise i wasn't expecting or how it's been years but there are days when i'm still doing the same shit, still drowning

the trick about relaxing, i think. like the answer to why i couldn't trust the idea anyone actually likes me. was realizing that at some point i am going to be an inconvenience, which means that at some point i need to trust other people want me to take up space. and yes, some people have to take up a lot of space. but. i relish this little gratitude: making room for people and things in my life. i love picking the dog hairs out of my food - it means i get to have a dog. i love answering the phone at 3 in the morning - it means someone is on the other line, and i can help them weave through life. i love the little chores - it means i have something productive to do. so what if you take up space - it means this world gets to have you.

#writeblr #pos #this brought to you by having to type around my dog's head as he lays in my lap. he is snoozin . contented. also droolin on everythin #you know ur a pet owner when. etc.#he also likes to push until he is behind me on the couch. and then makes me sit like a prim princess w/my back straight so i don't fall off #mind u if i leave the couch he will follow to the floor #he just likes to be behind me ig???

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softiedingo · 6 months

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