I’ve spent the last two days thinking about nothing but fyodor.
He haunts my dreams and I sometimes pretend he’s sitting next to me playing his lil instrument.
He’s intoxicating my mind and I fear someday he will completely overtake my mind
This is very much a SFW blog but I have some interesting things to speak about this man.
This image has been engraved into my memory.
I am no longer human.
I am simply a living blob dedicated to serving Fyodor Dostoevsky.
I would gladly bend over and be his chair.
The way I would let him ride my ginormous di-
I need to stop here bro this is a PG13 blog 😒
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"Why are you sitting over there?? Why?? When I have this perfectly good lap right here??"
Sit on me.. I mean, sit with me for a bit - eUë
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Apparently today is just simp for Theo day
Actual footage of us at the mansion nbd
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Holding a small animal is so weird like yeah I have a little guy in my arms and it’s so normal
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She probably helped that girl solve her teen sexuality dilemma anyway, because if that were me and I asked an adult for advice only to find out the adult’s not only worse off than me but also the dumbest person alive, I’d accept the lesbianism just to get out of the awkward situation...
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i'm not listening to a man with grabbable hips and thick thighs. Whatever you say beautiful
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You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”
Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”
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"You aren't here right now but you should be, you should be sitting in my lap laughing so I can hold you tight, and never let go.."
You should be here.. not there where you are, you will always be in my heart but I want you in my lap and to hear you laugh, I want to see you smile - eUë
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