#sly incorrects

[genderdoe-sly]

inspired especially by @lesbianwithchainsaws and @troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed

Community as Onion news titles

And two episode specific ones:

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#abed nadir #dean pelton #craig pelton #study group #jeff winger #tw alchol #annie edison #posts by sly #shirely bennet #troy barnes #britta perry #ian duncan #onion headlines #sly incorrects #community #community show #community nbc #nbc community #community tv #community incorrect quotes

[loganslowdown4]

Roman: If a pretty boy disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views, I have no principles

Virgil: Well maybe you should have SOME principles

Roman: You’re right, I should have some principles you’re absolutely right-

#prinxiety #roman you’re not as sly as you think you are #thomas sanders #sanders sides #roman sanders #sander sides #ts roman #incorrect sanders sides #virgil sanders

[papercorgiworld]

Ravenclaw : “I’m not really popular here. I’m… like… really weird.”

Slytherin: “Oh, that’s fantastic! I love hanging out with weird people. They make me look normal.”

Ravenclaw: “Opportunistic much. But I’ll take it.”

The origins of true friendship.

#trust me every Slytherin needs a Ravenclaw and every Raven needs a Sly #ravenclaw #slytherin #hogwarts #harry potter #hogwarts houses #incorrect hogwarts quotes #incorrect hogwarts houses quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #incorrect ravenclaw quotes #papercorgiworldwritings

[redadidassneakers]

Remus: hey Sirius, say ‘me’

Sirius: me

Remus: you forgot the D

Sirius: there’s no D in ‘me’

Remus: not yet

Sirius:

Remus: ;)

#you sly bastard #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #marauders textpost #wolfstar textpost #marauders headcanon

[galactic-dragoness]

Bentley: "Sly, your hubby wubby lovey dovey snuggle wuggle kins wants to talk to you."

Sly: "~Thanks Bentley~" *takes cellphone*

Inspector Fox:

Inspector Fox: "the FUCK did you call me???"

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#sly cooper #incorrect quotes #bentley sly cooper #carmelita fox #inspector fox #I would draw this but I'm just not going to now #sucker punch productions #playstation

[zootopiathingz]

*Nick is unconscious*

Judy: oh my god, he isn’t breathing!

Nick: *opens his eyes*

Judy, not paying attention: looks like I’m gonna have to give him mouth to mouth!

Nick: *closes his eyes*

#they don’t call him sly fox for nothing #zootopia #incorrect quotes #incorrect zootopia quotes #judy hopps #nick wilde #wildehopps #judy x nick #source: unknown

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *his eyes goes completely black as the evil leaves his body* A̸͖̿A̷̫̓Ȃ̴̦a̵̳̍a̶̡͌a̴͖͌a̴̠͂ạ̴͠!! 

*Wally collapses to the forrest ground, out like a light*

Narrator: Wally just lay there, unconscious, helpless on the forrest floor.

*Wally’s unconscious body had a blanket over him as the whole neighborhood watched him*

Narrator: Being good neighbors, we kept watch over him through out the night.

Barnaby: *he pulled out a camera, while smiling*

Narrator: The camera provided a real source of entainment as we took turns posing. 

*the pictures were each of the neighbors being silly* 

Narrator: Even Julie even took a picture with her next to Wally, she wanted to make sure he felt included.

*~the sun rose over the neighborhood~*

Narrator: Morning broke and we got a clear view of the neighborhood it was beautiful. Free of the evil that was controlling it.

#submission #source: craftyjellyfishcat #source: sly cooper #source: submission #Wally Darling #The Narrator (Welcome Home) #Barnaby B Beagle #Julie Joyful #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #not mine

[memelordotherblog]

Young Mortimer: Uncle 🥺

Sylvester who was hire by his parents to do legal paperwork: DO I LOOK LIKE -

#sylvester shyster #mortimer mouse #incorrect quotes #they never meet but im obsessed with uncle sly #very noncanon #non canon

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

I originally wanted to draw some of these (and I still might), but I don't have the energy right now, so Incorrect Quotes textpost it is!

Bobby: Come on guys, nothing in life is free! Dante: Love is free. Mick: Knowledge is free. Lyle: Adventure is free! Sandra: Self-respect is free. Kilroy: Everything is free, if you take it without paying.

Ridley: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited. Leila: ...If? Carter: Great! The only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die!

Carter: I would like to live a safe life, in which I am not forced to steal. Uncle Sly: God, you are extremely fucking selfish. Die! Carter: I am 13 years old.

Leila: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Theo: Several traffic violations. Ridley: Three counts of resisting arrest. Carter: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Izzy: Also, that's not our car.

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Bobby: Shit. Kilroy: ...Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Lyle: OH MY GOD, MICK FELL OFF!

Kincaid: Release my brother! Kincaid: He did that shit, but I don't care!

Mr. Vernon: You're the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you. The other Mr. Vernon: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Mr. Vernon: Absolutely not <3

Dean: How many kids do you have? Mr. Vernon: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Carter: *Gently taps table* Leila: *Taps back* Olly: What are they doing? Theo: Morse code. Carter: *Aggressively taps table* Leila: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Theo's brother: Please, bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. Theo: I got spring water. Theo's brother: NO! Theo: With extra minerals. It's like licking a stalagmite. Theo's brother: DON'T COME HOME! Theo: Mmmmm, cave water.

#I have no idea how old anyone in this story is tbh. I imagine current Carter's like 14 or so #Also with constantly getting almost arrested and attacked and murdered; I think Dante is kinda going through it lmao #incorrect quotes #I apologize for all the character tags in advance #the magic misfits #magic misfits #bobby boscowitz #dante vernon #mick meridian #lyle locke #sandra santos #kilroy kalagan #ridley larsen #leila vernon #carter locke #uncle sly #theo stein-meyer #izzy golden #kincaid kalagan #kalagan #james vernon #the other mr. vernon #olly golden #swearing

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray: My over-protective brother sense is tingling. Murray: Bentley, tap into their security cameras! Bentley: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Paris" app. Bentley: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn’t, I am in.

#source: rottmnt #sly cooper #[soliloqueue] #[totally correct] #incorrect quotes #[cosmo & wanda] #[the cooper brothers] #implied

[genderdoe-sly]

five<- -> seven

#tw sex mention #tw food #community #community nbc #nbc community #abed nadir #troy barnes #jeff winger #annie edison #britta perry #ben chang #community tv #community incorrect quotes #incorrects by sly #sly incorrects

[shadow-coolness]

*The Cooper gang are disguised as Biker punks at a bar*

Sly: Remember, Bentley, you gotta act tough!

Bentley: (slams bar) I'll take a milk.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #incorrect sly cooper #sly cooper #source: super mario bros super show

[dougielombax]

“We couldn’t get the safe, it was embedded in the wall.”

“So what did you do?”

“We…we had to steal the entire vault. I don’t suppose you have a large truck we could borrow.”

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #heist #the bad guys #sly cooper #lupin the 3rd #lupin iii #chicanery #shenanigans #fuckery #incorrect quotes #they would say that!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

[Mario opens the fridge door to see if there’s anything worth eating in there, as you do]

Snake: ‘Scuse me.

[Snake reaches in to grab a bottle of coke and a salad bowl]

Mario: Whats'a with the party food? You expecting company?

Snake: I already have company. It’s for the Sneak And Meet.

Mario: Sneak And Meet?

Snake: Yeah it’s a get together for all the stealth guys. It’s usually me, Sam, Gabe, Garrett, JC and Adam. Johanna, Emily Caldwin, those thief guys from Elder Scrolls. Oh and Rikimaru and Ayame sometimes attend.

Mario: When’s a this happening?

Snake: Now. We’ve been holding it here for the last five years.

Mario: But… I haven’t seen, or heard, anything about this.

Snake: Bingo. Ooh. Forgot the dipping sauce. 

[With sauce acquired Snake walks away leaving a dumbfounded Mario standing in the kitchen. Who starts to tip toe out of the room scanning all the corners for any sign of the stealthy guests to no avail.]

Sly: He forgot my chips.

Mario: Mamma mia!

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Snake #Solid Snake #Mario #Sam Fisher #Sly #Metal Gear Solid #Super Mario #Sly Cooper

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Bentley: Sly is this legal?

Sly Cooper: When there’s not cops around, everything’s legal!

#incorrect quotes #sly cooper #bently #source: gravity falls #source: Grunkle Stan

[galactic-dragoness]

Sly: *frantically scrambles into Carmelita's office through the window*

Carmelita: "What did you do?"

Sly: "Nobody died!"

Carmelita: "What kind of answer is that!?"

#sly cooper #carmelita fox #incorrect quotes #text post #playstation #sucker punch productions