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slyterinthings · 1 year

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Slytherin: * chugs an entire bottle of water in one go*

Ravenclaw: Dude what the hell! Why would you do that?

Slytherin: Do you know that little voice in people's heads ?

Ravenclaw: ...yes

Slytherin: I was hoping to drown that mf.

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papercorgiworld · 10 months

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Ravenclaw : “I’m not really popular here. I’m… like… really weird.”

Slytherin: “Oh, that’s fantastic! I love hanging out with weird people. They make me look normal.”

Ravenclaw: “Opportunistic much. But I’ll take it.”

The origins of true friendship.

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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year

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7-year-old Alice II: I read two whole books today! Neville: Oh yeah? What did you learn? Alice II, matter of factly: That you need to buy me more books.

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incorrect-slytherin-quotes · 1 year

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Hufflepuff: *walks up to Slytherin frowning*

Slytherin: what's wrong?

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor called me dumb

*five minutes later*

Slytherin, being held back by Ravenclaw, but frantically trying to break free to attack Gryffindor: bitch come here.

Gryffindor: i'm standing right here

Slytherin: *pulls off shoe and throws it at them*

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theoneandonlyphoenix · 10 months

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Ravenclaw,probably drunk: stop doing start dreaming.

Slytherin,even more high: yeah that shit takes years of your life but dreams? They take a second.

Ravenclaw: hard work takes ages!

Slytherin: damn light-years-

Ravenclaw,suddenly goes back to function mode: the light years are used for distance in space you asshole

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hms-hairy-plopper · 1 year

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Ravenclaw: Look, individual exam scores don’t mean anything.

Ravenclaw: There’s a natural variance around a mean.

Slytherin: Oh, so it *doesn’t* bother you that…

Ravenclaw: OH, YES, FINE, YOU BEAT ME *THIS ONE* TIME! WELL DONE, ARCHIMEDES - NOW SCREW OFF!

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: [storms out]

Slytherin: *my work here is done*

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lemonteapoet · 5 months

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Hufflepuff and ravenclaw as things me and my brother have said to each other pt 1/?

Ravenclaw: *asks Hufflepuff how to spell a word.*

Hufflepuff: *spells it correctly.*

Ravenclaw: actually, you're wrong because I held the last letter for half a second longer. get owned, loser.

hufflepuff: *side eye*

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awkwardbasilisk · 2 years

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*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw group studying*

Sly: I can't even...last time I got hurt, was because a pocket knife tried to slice my finger in two. Now...a freaking sword beats me in the eye during fencing practice. Couldn't I, idk, have a paper cut for once?

Hufflepuff: if I have ever had a doubt...now I'm 101% sure of the hat's choice with you. That's totally a Slytherin thing. Me? won't be caught being hurt by a brownie or a cozy knit scarf.

Slytherin: yah! and what about the burnt curtains?

Hufflepuff: was I hurt? I think not.

Ravenclaw: guys...you shouldn't be going around and getting hurt...do you need help?

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meeplunamovas · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: Your vibes, m'lord.

Ravenclaw: Check them for me, court jester.

Gryffindor: (faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

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incorrectharrypotterblog · 5 months

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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

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itstheghostofmypast · 9 months

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Y/N reading in peace.

Draco glaring at her

Y/N: *ignores*

Draco continues to glare

Y/N sighing: What?

Draco: what are you reading?

Y/N: shhh, I'm at a good part, he's talking about his crush.

Draco: THAT'S MY JOURNAL!

Y/N: You mean your diary?

Draco: No, my journal.

Y/N: Right...also, it's best to tell your girlfriend how much you like the sound of her laugh instead of writing it in a secret diary.

Draco: I'll hex you, I swear.

Y/N: Aww~ Like how you wrote in this last entry about me being able to hex your heart-

Draco malfunctioning

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slyterinthings · 8 months

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Ravenclaw: You look like a bitch with an alcohol problem.

Slytherin: And you look like a fckn nerd who doesn't know how to mind their business.

*proceeds to become bestfriends*

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apparentlytheproblem · 8 months

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s w e a t e r w e a t h e r

fandom- Harry Potter

pairing(s)- Draco Malfoy

a/n: so this one is based on a situation I've been in which had me bawling, crying and literally dying. I also saw something similar on Pinterest and I thought why not? requests are always open, love, teddy

requested- yes

warnings- none i hope

You found yourself in the edge of the black lake sprawled on a fuzzy blanket with all sorts of delights, giggling and laughing with a blonde Slytherin over something absolutley preposterous, the idea or to be more specific, the rumors between you and a Malfoy.

The evening was crisp already, the last of sunset just a fading pale stripe in the sky. Evening shadows deepened into blue and purple. the wind was icy and withering, it sent chills down your back.

"c'mon, its almost time for bed luv"

love. love? did he just call me love? am I okay?

"yeah, let's head back" you assented.

a cold wind swept past the both of you, Draco's eyes bumped together in a scowl and his nystagmic eyes hadn't missed anything. All he was waiting for was an ask and maybe a pretty please too.

"would it be alright if i borrow your sweater?"

their eyes my god, as if I'd say no, fuckin damn

"it would be more than alright sweetheart"

fuck. sweetheart? is he tryna kill me? what does he want? oh god

His fingers gripped the ends of the sweater covering his abdomen and quickly pulled his sweater of green and silver and handed it to her.

it was loose to say the least, but you loved it almost as much as he loved seeing you in it. it smelt of mahogany apples which he loved so much.

Draco towered over, trying to roll the sleeves for you, and grabbed your palm and began to walk as if he wasn't absolutley panicking inside.

"it smells like you"

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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year

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McGonagall: If I die, give Poppy my regards. Flitwick: Uh, okay, what should I tell her? McGonagall: Regards.

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incorrect-slytherin-quotes · 1 year

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Gryffindor: So, how protective is slytherin?

Hufflepuff: Someone refused to use my pronouns so Sly shoved a "he/him" badge down their throat

Ravenclaw: A guy tried to mug me and Sly apparated him to the top of a roof just to push him off

Slytherin, themselves: This girl called raven and huffy a slur in front of me and she was never seen again hehehe that was fun

Gryffindor: *impressed but also slightly concerned*

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theoneandonlyphoenix · 2 years

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Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

_________________

Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀

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