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gods-graveyard · 15 days

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His Mortal Enemy (but homoromantic)

They go to grab lunch after this and Regulus tries to poison Barty (you fool- he takes shit for fun to build tolerance) . . . (also because Evan finds it hot)

P.S My first time dealing with Backgrounds from scratch- the bookshelf was fun but took so long I gave up on the "outer library"

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not-rab · 5 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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loz-tearsofahomo · 3 months

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James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-

Evan: I'm sorry?

James: Well hes-

Evan: No I'm just sorry.

Barty: yeah mate praying for you

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moonytoastx · 4 months

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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

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nixnight1 · 4 months

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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's

Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!

Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!

Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(

Regulus: Who's Regulus?

Barty: I already can't tell who is who

Sirius: Take that stuff off

Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!

Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"

Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww

Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him

James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing

Sirius: No, it's not!

Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!

Sirius: I don't say that

James: Well that's all you say

Remus and Barty: Yeah

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theprongspotter · 27 days

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First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?

First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.

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c: @akwardsilince

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rosemarilee · 5 months

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Marauders raising Harry:

Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore

Sirius: this is tyranny

Remus: we have rights

James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old

Sirius: I would never-

Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie

Sirius: how do we know this charm is real

James: try it

Sirius: Fork- god ham it

Remus: here let me try

Remus: #%#*%#*%#

Sirius: HA

Lily: *groans*

Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF

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billi-mausi · 5 months

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James: Regulus kissed me!

Sirius(excited): NO!

Peter: OH my god oh my god oh my god!

James(dreamy sighing): It was unbelievable.

Peter: Oh my god oh my god!

Remus: Okay alright! We wanna hear everything! Peter get the wine, James, does this end well or do we need tissues?

James: Oh it ended very well.

Peter(hurrying with the glasses): DON'T start without me! Don't start!

Sirius: Okay let's hear about the kiss!

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Meanwhile

Regulus: And then I kissed him.

Barty: Tongue?

Regulus: Yeah.

Dorcas: Cool.

Barty, Evan, Dorcas & Pandora (nodding and going back to their pizza):

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moonyswarmsweaters · 2 months

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Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.

James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like

Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……

James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare

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isabel-lillah · 17 days

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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gods-graveyard · 2 months

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Marauders/Royal court as quotes from my DND group (part 2)

James "I am James Potter, and I have bounderies now"!!! Barty "I understand your perspective but I just had violent oral sex" Peter "Cold water" James "Justin Beiber" Remus "Who"? Sirius "Oh fuck man- do I give off Justin Beiber vibes"? Pandora "If you die on the river... ill never know" James "Regulus do you not trust me anymore"? Barty "Lie to him Reggie" Regulus "Nah its just that your now really fucking hot-" Sirius "REGGIE NO" Dorcas"I gave you words, I didn't follow them myself because im better than you" Evan "What are you doing in Slytherin, you don't look the type" New Slytherin "Is this racism"? Evan "No its classism, you are dirty and poor" Sirius "Okay so everyone around you dies BUT you get to meet Beyonce" Marlene "I feel like you get bullied by your friends" Sirius "Ha they wish- i'm the bully, wait no i don't bully, i'm not a bully"!

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not-rab · 6 months

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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

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rhetorical-conscience · 6 months

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Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.

Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?

Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.

Regulus:

Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Regulus:

Regulus: James, put your hand down.

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thelegitcasper · 1 month

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regulus to james

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 8 months

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The Daily Prophet: two people have reportedly broken into the Ministry all by themselves.

Regulus: *scoffs* what idiots

*Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Barty and Evan running away from the aurors*

Regulus: wait, those are my idiots

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