#so what I’m saying is.

[king-crawler]

finally... another turbo lover in 2023 to share my silly thoughts with 😁

do you think turbo would be more touch starved or touch averse, considering his many years of isolation/hiding his true self post "going turbo"? Personally, I see him starting off very touch averse in his heyday but after that I'm unsure 🤔 however, imagine the fanfic potential 😌

That’s a good question. Canonically I think he has zero interest in romance whatsoever because he’s already in a committed relationship with “Sacrificing everything about himself and sabotaging others to get as much attention as possible”

…

BUUUUT if he WEREEEEE :]c

I think he would be mostly adverse yeah .

Pre-roadblasters (has all the attention he could ever want)

and also during hiding (zero contact whatsoever)

and also while in sugar rush (can’t allow people to get too close to him or else his secret might be revealed)

Ok but um HEAR ME OUT OK. (SMILES WITH BLOOD COMING OUTOFMYEYES(

In Cybug form he’s so fucking grabby and handsy. In a murderous way!! But like also. Bro…. 😁 I would imagine by then he’s touch starved in a Messed Up Way . From all the years he’s had NOTHING. And now with his identity revealed he has nothing to lose anymore and he’s all powerful and unhinged So. so. 🚶. You shouldn’t have asked.

#🐛VIRUS OFFERINGS #so what I’m saying is. #sorry #THANKS FOR THE ASK ..!!!!!!! #ALSO YES UNITED WE ARE STRONG #ask #suggestive #kcb #turbo x reader #sure man #king candybug #turbo #I’m normal #hc #🤨unwise

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[luminarai]

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

#period products #menstruation #what the fuck what the fuck!!! #i know i probably shouldn’t be surprised but wtffff #idk what to tag this but #science #menstrual bleeding #heavy bleeding #period problems #reproductive health #alt text #described #physical health #blood mention tw #periods #edit: btw I skimmed the article overview and I’m glad to say it seems very inclusive #so once again: terfs can go fuck themselves in the not pleasant way <3 #it always bears repeating and I will ad naseum

[ghostpunkrock]

when you ask him directly he says no but later he'll tell you one anyway.... real fucked up

#disco elysium #kim my buddy my guy my bestie you're so sick in the head #also this is sooooo sad :( #edit: I know how to beat the eyebrow what I’m saying here is this is crazier cuz he says this unprompted!! he just wants to tell you this!! #for no reason other than you tell him you’re sad!!

[eldritch-thrumming]

scream 7 fires their highly successful female lead who revitalized their franchise & made them millions of dollars all because of her pro palestinian stance but not a single word from netflix on their side characters in an ensemble cast who are literally saying shit like “zionism is sexy” and advocating for absolutely no ceasefire under any circumstances. this is a hell world.

#i’m talking abt melissa barrera noah schnapp and brett gelman respectively #hollywood is such a fucking joke i hope it collapses #i get it’s different studios and companies but for fucks sake really #will be interesting to see what jenna ortega has to say abt this i have no idea if she’s even attached to scream 7 tbh #also something so sinister abt an industry that would drop a new hunger games installment rn

[annabethpursuit]

one thing that drives me absolutely insane is that ive seen so many comments talking about how tvpjo!annabeth isnt their annabeth bc shes not tan and blonde but i dont see people complaining about literally anyone else!! there are SO FEW characters if at all that stay faithful to their book descriptions! luke isnt a blonde guy, percy doesnt have black hair and green eyes, grover doesnt have a rasta cap on, chirons horse end is black not white, echidna is NOTTT supposed to be a conventionally attractive older woman i could keep GOING.

at the end of the day these people are portraying these characters essences incredibly, and this tv series is by far one of the best adaptations ive ever seen of any popular book. to take that for granted and complain because of different hair and skin, especially singling out ONE twelve year old girl is so childish and frankly! disgusting.

#so i guess what I’m saying is GET WRECKED #ill protect these kids with my life theyre KIDS #also theyre fantastic and i love their portrayals #theyre the trio brought to life its so COOL #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv series #luke castellan #grover underwood #pjo tv show

[dawg3i]

i’m deadass when i say this the gayest shit i’ve ever drawn

#mk1 2023 #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #johnny cage x kenshi takahashi #johnshi #johnny x kenshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #like i’m so serious #y’all should’ve seen what the wip looked like #say gex literally #but not literally #coincidentally? #i guess #artists on tumblr #digital art

[siriuslemonmuffin]

instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx

#ao3 #respect authors #fan fiction #stop crying bitch boy they’ll update when they’re ready #faith shit posts #fanfic author appreciation #but like genuinely understand what i’m saying here #no ads = no revenue #=authors don’t get paid #and so riddle me this wise guy #why are you whimpering and begging in comments for updates #from authors who are providing you with their work #FOR FREE?!

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #probably more accurate to say this is mnm? or nmn or whatever lol #so treat the ship name lightly and dont get mad when miles [redacted redacted redacted redacted] yknow? #i wouldnt spoil it wheres the fun in that ¬‿¬ #fan art #fan comic #aa #rendevok #this is like. vaguely aa5 and on because i couldnt be assed to play those games yet #love their waistcoats tho YUM #also future warning i still suck at writing so if this is ooc! i’m sorry idk what im doing but i sure am doing it bb #i’ll update this post with links to the others as i post them! you’re in for about 30 pages so ♡ ♡ ♡ hope you have an appetite for sweets #(i say as if i didnt just post angst) IT WAS THE PROMPTS. THE PROMPTS MADE ME DO IT

[ruushes]

not dead not alive but a secret third thing

#dragon age #dao #my ocs #ailill mahariel #my special little guy who is dead #iirc the Lore says the blight as a disease varies wrt effects #so i think it's feasible my weak and sickly victorian orphan of a man could have begun ghoulification in like a week #anyway. wardens can have a little tapetum lucidum as a treat #also shoutout to the person who tagged my last post w them ‘GOTH ELF GOTH ELF GOTH ELF’ u understand my vision #like this feels very Edgy OC TM but you know what I’m leaning into it I’m embracing it #my art

[lotus-pear]

satosugu <33

#tragic yaoi for valentine’s day everyone say ty lotus #NEVER DRAWING GOJOS HAIR AGAIN THAT SHIT HAD ME REELING IN PAIN #i’m sorey satosugu……………………………………. #anyway everyone should be so proud of me for not drawing skk for valentines even tho that’s probably what you guys were expecting right #broke free from my toxic ex except the toxic ex was skk #jujitsu kaisen #jjk #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #geto suguru #suguru geto #satosugu #stsg #lotus draws

[turtleblogatlast]

Was thinking about this again haha

Anyway I adore Hueso and Leo’s dynamic and wanted to include Hueso Jr in it because I like to think Leo can be shockingly good with kids

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt hueso #rottmnt leo #rottmnt hueso jr #rise leo #I wish we actually got to meet hueso jr #he’s so cute from the literal One Picture we saw #and it would have been so fun to see the sardonic Hueso’s son be so happy go lucky #he goes up to Leo all ‘you’re the one my papá always complains about!:D’ #and before Leo can go ‘omg tío talks about me 🥹’ jr hugs him tightly #says he ‘always wanted a brother!!’ #Leo tries not to cry fails and promptly says ‘what if I told you I’m a package deal’ #Hueso Jr now has four big bros #turtle art tag #I JUST REALIZED I SHOULD PROBABLY START KEEPING A TAG FOR ART…

[couldhavebeenus]

crowley is braver than any us marine for being interrupted during a love confession, taking aziraphale’s devastating news about heaven, and STILL following through with it anyways

#for legal reasons this is a joke but by god #I’m right tho #he’s so repressed but he does it ANYWAY because by god/satan/somebody he CAN’T lose his angel #even when what aziraphale says devastates him. he has to try anyway. he has to because /what if/ /maybe./ #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #antony j crowley #crowley good omens #aziracrow #mine #meta #good omens humor #humor #popular posts #1k #2k

[blessedwithpolls]

I love going on tumblr and being slapped in the face with some obscure meme that appears out of nowhere overnight, and then you don’t really learn what it means or where it comes from, and maybe you don’t fully understand it, but you just kinda have to play along

#like the boyfriend memes? i love them but what do they mean??? #vanilla extract? what about vanilla extract?? but most importantly why is it so fucking funny??? #the shrimp frying the rice? #excuse me GONCHAROV #likeeee??? you get what i’m saying?? #tumblr memes #tumblr experience #boyfriend #boyfriend meme #shrimp #shrimp fried rice #goncharov #vanilla extract #eeby deeby #horse plinko #blorbo #live slug reaction #polls

[bodega-catto]

#gojo just had to go and kill the hand that fingered him #gojo satoru #jjk #satosugu #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #sugusato #gego #IVE USED THIS PIC LIKE 10 TIMES BY NOW OML LMFAOOOOOO #BUT WHAT CAN WE SAY #I was gonna use the pic where he says his la words #but I had to do it RIGHT NOW and I’m on my phone so

[the-strawberryfarmer]

the fantastic four 😀❤️

#spider man across the spider verse #atsv #fanart #Spider-Man #miles morales #Gwen Stacy #Hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #Peter Parker #miguel o'hara #yeah this took me forever but I’m really proud of it!! #I tried to shade them in the art style of their universe but kinda gave up 💀 #it’s ok tho #I don’t know what year it is in miles world #so let’s just say it’s 2023 🤩 #spider band