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“Jessica has a forehead scar from the deep end of a pool. I ask Jessica what drowning feels like and she says not everything feels like something else.” - Angie Sijun Lou
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dragonflavoredcake · 4 months
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TFC: Oh, hi there little miss Jellie! What brings you here? Jellie: Mrow! TFC: Are you ready for some dinner? What would you like? Some jelly? Jellie: Mrrow! TFC: We'll get you some jelly! What else? Jellie: Meowww! TFC, picking her up: Some chicken? All the chicken? Does that sound so yummy to you? Jellie: Mew . . . TFC: Are you starving? Jellie: Mew! TFC: You are? Would you like some chicken to eat? Jellie: Mrrr . . . TFC: Okay, we'll get you some jelly and some chicken and some milk, okay? Just like Scar used to give you! Jellie: Mrow! TFC: You're welcome :)
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amekeii · 7 months
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Criminal Minds Characters as Cocktails
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SPENCER REID - ESPRESSO MARTINI vodka vanilla | coffee liqueur | brown sugar syrup | espresso
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AARON HOTCHNER - OLD FASHIONED bourbon | sugar | angostura bitters | orange twist
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EMILY PRENTISS - AVIATION gin | maraschino liqueur | simple syrup | lemon juice | crème de violette | cherry
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DAVID ROSSI - NEGRONI campari | gin | sweet vermouth
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PENELOPE GARCIA - PORNSTAR MARTINI vodka vanilla | passoã | passion fruit puree | pineapple juice | passion fruit half | prosecco
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JJ JENNIFER JAREAU - GIN & TONIC opihr gin | yuzu tonic | lime wheel
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DEREK MORGAN - MAI TAI dark rum | white rum | orange curacao | almond syrup | lime juice
PART 2
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Cal: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I’ll wait.
BD-1: Bwoop! (You and me!)
Cal, tearing up: Okay
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elcarimercanto · 1 year
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Post Order 66:
Obi-wan hitting Vader with a rock using the force: AND THAT'S FOR HURTING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Vader: WHO?!?-
Cody: HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!....wait, I'm the love of your life?
Obi-wan: I DON'T KNOW, I'M STILL ANGRY AT YOU!
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letsquestjess · 11 months
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Tech: *Gently taps table*
Crosshair: *Taps back*
Wrecker: What are they doing?
Hunter: Morse code.
Tech: *Aggressively taps table*
Crosshair: *Slams hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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octogirlscreations · 1 month
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She acts like it bothers her…but honestly, she finds it adorable!!
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I Found out The Quote is Fake After i made this. By that point I’d put in the effort. TwT.
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Conversation
Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?
Mace:
Mace: Yeah?
Cal: Can we fight you for it?
Mace: It’s a shitty job though
Mace: No one should want this job
Mace: Why would you want this job?
Ahsoka: Bragging rights?
Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!
Mace: Yeah, good enough
Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it
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Pearl: Okay, what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Marina, confused because of the language barrier: A-AS ENEMIES?!
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marshmallowgoop · 2 months
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And I'm just a little messed up I'm a little out of my head
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cienie-isengardu · 4 months
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Ghost Anakin
Can we please take a moment and appreciate that Legends and Disney-Canon's Force Ghost Anakin confronted member of his family (Cade Skywalker) and/or friend (Ahsoka) when they were in trouble and he decided to show up to them as a Jedi to pass the warning/advice
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but when they weren't willing to listen, he changed into Vader
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to trash them as the Sith Lord
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I don’t know why he is like that but I bow respectfully to his ghost’s communication skills.
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Discovering the wonders of the Miraheze QSMP wiki
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sea-buns · 11 months
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Never did I expect myself to be mourning the absence of english essays and writing exams and theatre class critiques. Do you understand how fucking amazing of a grade I could get on an analysis of trauma in Critical Role? On Lou Wilson and Emily Axford's finesse in portraying the heavy expectations and double standards placed on children? On Ylfa Snorgelsson's relationship to death? On the journey of a man's relationship to violence? On an analysis of grief in Dimension 20? On the pitfalls of youth? On the dynamic between humanity and religion? On the journey of self-discovery and acceptance? On love in all its forms? On the nature of choice? On everything Brennan Lee Mulligan has to say about capitalism? On the tragedy of im/mortality? On Gerard and Elody's divorce? On the unfeeling and aimless happenstance of the universe? On the role of fate and destiny? I'm not saying it would be easy. I'm saying can you imagine how fucking cool it would have been to turn in 5 pages about a dnd show, feeling good about it?
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ickyonions · 3 months
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Purge trooper: Your droid is dumb.
Cal: *slowly removes his heart-shaped sunglasses* I beg your fucking pardon
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cyber-streak-2 · 3 months
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Prowl: I have the sharpest memory. Try naming one thing I have forgotten.
The Constructicons: You left us in the parking lot 3 days ago.
Prowl: No, that was on purpose. Try harder.
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