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rainymorninlady · 2 months

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poem a day

Desire, fear, and calculated departure

Happy birthday to my boyfriend

This morning walking the rain dampened roads

Alone

Chicken flavored ramen noodles, stewed tomatoes, green beans and chips with cheese

Consumer

Feeling like a lump

Better off at home with my family and going to the gym and yoga classes

At least i think I hope

I don't want to break up but I do

Rather be a strong soldier

Enduring self and others

Trying my best to be good

I want the summer to myself

I don't want to shave to appease any man

I don't want to have to dye my hair for another's liking

I want the color to fade and my real color grow out

I like fading things

They say it's better to burn than to fade away

I disagree

#personal #Stupid poem

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inksplashgirl · 9 months

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I peek around the hill

And eye the mountain peak

And I feel my interest pique

At my homonyms

Because while the peak is unique

My words are mine

And my words are fine

Like a supermodel 🔥😎

#dumb #poem #poetry #poets on tumblr #poet #original poem #poems #creative writing #art #original poetry #poetrycommunity #stupid poem #homonyms

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yhetallhobbit · 2 years

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Welcome to the crackhouse.

We sell crack. We sell coke.

There is even some meth on the floor.

#stupid poem #Poem #Joke #Wtf #Brian does stupid shit #Someone stop me #Please

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thatswh3n · 10 days

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dudaklarımdan dökülenler senin verdiğin ezber kağıtlarından birer çalıntı,

kendi mısralarımı okuyunca iyileşecek 14 yaşım, o çiçekli demirlerinden bıktı

#thatswh3n #stupid poem

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girlcoveredinblood · 30 days

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My brother din't let me keep my favorite but worn out boot.

He said that I would be keeping trash, a

picture would be more than good.

But I have lived of trash for all my life, what of is there to live for if not that?

Being alive doesn't make me more than just trash.

#stupid poem #tw vent #it means a lot to me. i sound like a spoiled child but it wasnt just that for me.#my brother and i have had a complex relationship and i have lived off trash all my life. i haven't lived all my life.#all my life ive been waiting and giving up dreams.#there's no reason to keep me. a picture would do the job.#ahhh.#i sound stupid and pretentious but all i can do is get worse

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poettrista · 3 months

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Your Car's Extended Warranty

A hellish message whispers through the air "We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty" "You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility"

But the letter remains unread, lost in a sea of forgotten papers As the calls persist, a relentless drone in the depths of despair

"Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call" A warning, a threat, a promise of impending doom Press 2 to be removed, to escape the clutches of this spectral call To be placed on a do-not-call list, a sanctuary in a world of darkness

Yet the temptation lingers, a siren's song calling out with deceitful allure To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty Press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist,

a whispered promise of salvation But what price must be paid, what horrors await in the depths of this unholy bargain? A contract sealed in blood, a pact with forces beyond comprehension

#poertry #shit poem #joke poem #poem #indie poet #poets on tumblr #poet #stupid poem #absurd poem #not serious #not sorry #meme poem #original poem #writers and poets #poetry

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rotzmp3 · 5 months

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sometimes talking feels like a stab wound

and i’m somehow holding the knife

ur looking down at me

and all i can think is why didn’t i stop.

#poem dump #writing dump #poems on tumblr #stupid poem #venting

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depressedlover2000 · 2 years

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naturecalls111 · 1 year

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Attention

#one piece #lawlu #hs au #monkey d luffy #trafalgar d water law #please please please read laws poem as corny and stupid I tried so hard to make it unserious in a way that was obvious how unserious it was #the first version of the poem my friend told me sounded to serious #so I wrote the poem I ended up using in about a minute please enjoy #in my freshman year of college I used to do freestyle raps at my roommate until she told me to stop because I thought it was so funny #sometimes it would go on for a seriously long time and still I persisted #I digress #my point is the poem about is 100% the structure of my freestyles in my freshman year of college

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rylxdreams · 1 year

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*insert some bs poem here

Gosh I really love Espio in TMOSTH

#the murder of sonic the hedgehog #tmosth #espio the chameleon #poet espio #sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sth fanart #my art #rylxdraws #digital art #this game is so good yall #espio's one of my fav parts of it kjshdfk #i love his outfit and stupid poems HAHAHA

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cynical-crypt · 10 months

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reminder to writers/self

its ok to write shitty poems its ok to write shitty song lyrics its ok to write shitty stories its ok to be unoriginal its ok to reuse a line from something else you wrote its ok to reference other works its ok to be proud of shitty writing its ok to be proud of great writing its ok to be proud in general its ok to not use overcomplicated intricate wording in writing its ok to write about dumb shit its ok to write about fictional events its ok to write something awesome but have one weak line you cant really fix its ok to write something terrible but have one amazing line that doesn't fit its ok to write about emotions you don't really grasp its ok to write