weird bag of emotions to see your abusive ex post something waxing poetic about how influential a certain artist has been to him and to know you were the one who introduced him to his music. footprints in each others lives or whatever. i gave him his favorite artist, he gave me bpd, potato potahto.
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Just had the stupidest stress dream in which a kindly old grandpa was taking a homemade zepplin on a final voyage as high as it could go, up to his death. But he set it so that the rate at which it rose was determined by a very low but constant rate of change in acceleration. Like, 0.01 m/s³ of jerk. So the longer we were on it, the faster it rose, and also the longer we were on the faster it got faster.
I was there first trying to convince the old guy to get off and not commit suicide, and eventually when that failed, to convince a bunch of kids who had tagged along who would also die if they stayed.
But I had to do so before the compounding growth made it too fast to deal with, so I'm running around insane trying to convince everyone while we're still jumping distance off the ground, and its such a crisis that I'm abandoning children before we've made it above the buildings and we're still moving *so* slow
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?
"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?
"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?
"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?
"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?
"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?
Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
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Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.
Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…
…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago
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