#the eye contact *drops ded

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

You already know I have to drop a little 🗣️ Vex + Ofu. Heavily intruiged :)

((THis is a follow up to this post!))

Vextri, still clutching his injured shoulder, swings the door open.

Hey, []fu? Y[]u get the bandages and sh][t ready?

A voice comes from another room, clearly sounding a little tired.

Yeah... I did... {ome here, I {an help if you want...

The bronzeblood walks in, seeing Ofu sat there, a worried look on his face.

What... what happened? Are you okay? Sit down, and... and...

A bright green tint fills the limeblood's face.

T-take your shirt off, I need to be able to {lean it first...

Vex responds a little dismissively, not as worried as his friend.

]['m fine. S[]me an[]n dec][ded t[] b][te me pretty fuck][n' hard, but ]['ll l][ve.

He lets go of his shoulder, taking off his jacket and then struggling to pull his shirt over his horns.

See? N[]t even that deep. Deep en[]ugh that ][t needs bandag][n', sure, but []nly barely.

Ofuuno flushes even brighter as he looks over the wound, and he fetches a wipe.

Okay... I'm... I'm gonna {lean it up, sorry if this stings...

He starts wiping away at the wound, making sure it's clean as the bronzeblood winces.

I'm sorry! It's... It's going to be alright...

][t's f][ne. Just... get []n w][th ][t.

Eventually, the wound is clean, and the wipe is tossed into the bin.

Okay, so now I need to bandage it...

He picks up the bandages, and begins slowly wrapping up the other troll's shoulder.

So... why did you get bitten?

D[]n't kn[]w. Typ][cal an[]n sh][t, ][ guess. Luck][ly, ][t gave me a chance t[] pr[]perly test my pr[]ject.

Did... did it work?

Sure d][d. Pretty much perfect. []nly th][ng ][ m][ght wanna w[]rk []n ][s the energy eff][c][ency []f the p[]wer cells, but that m][ght be s[]meth][ng t[] get Therus t[] l[][]k ][nt[], see ][f he can f][nd anyth][ng []ut there.

Ofuuno looks at him with a concerned look on his face.

Does that mean you're a{tually sleeping now?

Yeah. Been catch][ng up.

There's a moment of silence before Vextri speaks up again.

[]fu... ][ sh[]uld ap[]l[]g][ze. ][ heard fr[]m s[]me an[]ns that after what happened y[]u were k][nda beat][ng y[]urself up []ver ][t...

You... you what? N-no, if anyone should be apologizing, it's me, I mean, I went way too far there, a-and I shouldn't have brought up what I did...

Well, yeah, but... ][ kn[]w y[]u meant well, and hell, ][t's not l][ke much else c[]ulda g[]tten thr[]ugh t[] me. Y[]u were try][n' t[] help, and ][ just g[]t mad. ]['m s[]rry. ][ g[]t t[][] wrapped up ][n the pr[]ject, and ][ c[]uldn't see that ][t was hurt][n' y[]u.

Vex... {an we... talk about something? I've been... thinking, a lot...

Sure. ]['ll hear y[]u []ut.

Well, uh, when we had that argument... it was really tough for me... it felt like I was gonna lose you, and... and that idea really hurt...

][... ][ c[]uld tell. S[]unds l][ke y[]u were real br[]ken up ab[]ut ][t. Aga][n, ]['m s[]rry, dude.

Vex... I think... I think there's something I need to tell you about.

G[] ahead.

So... for a long, long time now... I've been having pale feelings for you. A-and I hope that doesn't weird you out or anything...

][... ][ see. ][ mean, ][ can't say the ][dea never []ccured t[] me, ][ mean, we've b[]th heard f[]lks th][nk][n' it.

Y-yeah... b-but... gog, should I even be saying this? {an... {an you promise me you won't get mad when I say this?

][ mean, ]['ll try. K][nda hard t[] pr[]mise that s][nce ][ d[]n't kn[]w what y[]u're g[]nna say.

O-okay. W-well, while we weren't talking... I kept thinking, and...

He takes a shaky breath and looks up, making direct eye contact with the bronzeblood.

I... Vex, I'm flushed for you.

Vextri's eyes go wide, and an orange tint creeps onto his face.

[]fu... Y[]u're... Y[]u're fuck][n' w][th me, r][ght?

N-no... I've been thinking about this for a while, and... fu{k, I shouldn't have said anything...

The limeblood goes silent and just focuses on wrapping Vex's wound up.

L[][]k, dude, ][... ][ d[]n't kn[]w what t[] say... ][ mean... ]['ve never th[]ught ab[]ut that, least n[]t any m[]re than ]['ve had t[] the c[]uple t][mes f[]lks had assumed that bef[]re.

Ofu finishes up the bandaging and stands up, starting to walk off.

Well... I should go... hope you enjoy the rest of the night, Vex...

Just as he's about to leave the room, a hand grabs his wrist, stopping him.

[]fu, l[][]k at me.

He turns around, tears pricking at the corners of his eyes.

][ can't say ]['ve th[]ught ab[]ut ][t, but... That d[]esn't s[]und l][ke the w[]rst th][ng ever. Just... g][ve me a wh][le t[] th][nk ab[]ut ][t, []kay?

You... You don't hate me now?

N[], []fu. ][ d[]n't hate y[]u. ][... ][ c[]uld never hate y[]u. And... ][ kn[]w better than t[] let y[]u g[] s][t and wall[]w ab[]ut th][s. C[]me back ][n here, and... sh][t, ][ dunn[], we c[]uld cuddle unt][l y[]u feel better? ][ kn[]w y[]u l[]ve cuddles.

That... that sounds really ni{e. T-thank you, Vex...

The two sit down on the loungeplank, and Ofu cuddles up close to his now-aware flush crush.

#vextri response #ofuuno response #hoo boy long one here #but i finally got it done!

[jokemoved2electricbugaloo]

Forty-five pastel party balloons all but fill the modest living space.  Nix has lined the window wall with pale pink, blue, yellow and green.  Two helium-filled unicorns mark the breakfast bar which has been covered with a pale pink and mint green party cloth.  She’s buried that beneath rose gold glitter flecks and stars.  Between the bar and the terrarium housing Gonzo and Rizzo is an assortment of wrapped pink parcels,  some almost the size of the girl herself—  Nix had rolled streamers over the gifts and dropped purple marble balloons on top,  finalising details while Arthur had collected Evelyn from bed.

Rarely,  Lilac is held against her mother’s chest,  her bug eyes rolling in her head to gauge the array of colour and moving balloons around her.  The baby kicks Nix in the ribs when she sees her older sister,  something between a giggle and a scream that downturns her mother’s mouth projected across the living room in greeting.  Nix then grins over the coffee she holds in her other hand,  popping her eyebrows up toward the ceiling so a sleepy Evelyn can at least recover from the initial shock.  Her father’s combed out her usual bed hair,  so blonde curls sit upon the little girls shoulders.  They bounce when she does,  up and onto her toes.  The living room matches her pyjamas;  sparkly unicorns dot the t-shirt and bottoms she wears.  It was a deliberate choice on Nix’s part the evening before.

“  Happy birthday,  Sprog.  ”    She’s always clunky,  as if wearing skin that’ll never quite fit her no matter how much she’d want it to.  Nix bounces Lilac against her hip,  the baby’s legs swing back and forth to boot her every time.   “  The bug stayed up super late doing all these balloons.  ”

“Had to pay her time and a half,” Joker’s honeyed voice tugs Evelyn’s attention over her right shoulder. Her short nose scrunches for a laugh she can’t quite vocalize. Shock’s gripped her throat. Chubby fingers flew to her mouth and chin and hold as she bounces on the balls of her feet. Joker slides his bare foot behind him so Evelyn doesn’t accidentally trip while trying to produce a gleeful sound. The kind that TV children make on what her father says is ‘American Christmas’ morning. While he’s won her eyes, Joker nudges his chin towards the infant and teases, “Isn’t that right, Lily? You took Mommy and Daddy to the cleaners. Like a shark.”

The infant’s eyes are far too large for her to control just yet, so when next Nix bounces her Lilac answers her father with a cooing noise followed by a squeak. Platinum blonde wisps dust the top of her mostly bald head. He returns her smile while sinking to his haunches so both his hands, even though they shake without a cigarette slipped between them, can fold around Evelyn’s upper arms and his chin can shelve on her shoulder. He had enough time for the death mask, though he remains bare from the hips-up.

Steadied by her father, Evelyn takes stock of the pile of gifts, her mother’s decor that clearly has been coordinated with her pajamas, and even Gavin wears a unicorn party hat. In spite of his spasming heart, Joker observes his oldest’s near-hyperventilation without blinking. When she begins swaying, he wiggles his fingertips so they tickle her ribcage until she shrieks, “Dad-dy!” Joker’s white base has been worn-in enough not to stamp on the toddler’s cheek when he plants a hard kiss onto it.

“Happy Birthday, *Рыбочка,” Joker then, repeating the tradition from last year, pinches her earlobes between his fingers and tugs four times, chanting, “**Расти большой и не будь лапшой!” She’d forgotten to brace for it. Evelyn falls backward onto his shoulder and pivots to throw her arms around his neck. First contact always throws him, but Joker adjusts to being held in enough time not to upset her. Trembling fingers sink into her hair to spool it around and grip tight as she’s swept into a carry. “Mommy wants to give you a birthday kiss,” he says mid-lift.

On cue her arms extend as Joker carries her to Nix and Lilac. The infant finds Evelyn’s shimmering unicorn pajamas to be of interest. She grasps a fistful that the toddler catches in time, squeezes so Lilac cries out some infantile nonsense, and shakes three times. “Li-ly, Li-ly, Li-lybug!” Evelyn tuts, then kisses the newborn’s little hand and unclenches it from her pajamas. “Thank you, Lily, I love you,” she smooches Lilac’s chubby cheek. Drool creeps out the corner of the infant’s mouth that Joker doesn’t have a cloth to mop away. Then she finds Nix, bleary eyed and ruddy at the cheeks. She tries to smile even though it hurts. Joker bonks foreheads with Nix to greet her before the toddler all but launches from his chest to Nix’s, her blonde head bowed in the crook of her mother’s neck and her vise locked around Nix’s throat.

“You ready for breakfast, Рыбочка?” he asks, “Lily also worked the kitchen all morning.”

Evelyn plays along by gasping and shelving her profile alongside Nix’s so she can laugh at Lilac, who returns her wide-eyed lower. “Lily-bug…” she stage whispers. It knocks a laugh out of Joker, who has to bite his lower lip to keep him from spoiling what he on the spot uses as a punchline—

“She went and touched up the fence, too, while she was at it,” a wag of his eyebrows means to direct Nix’s attention outside to the fence caging their backyard, which has a suspicious coat of fresh paint. “Snegurochka,” Ded Moroz’s granddaughter assistant instead of a colony of elves, “—might be out of a job this New Year.”

#banschivs #☻⋆˚✩ ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴅᴇ ༘*ೄ˚☻ ⇆ ANSWERED #( *Fishlet ) #( **Grow big and don't be a noodle ) #( it means don't be stupid lmao ) #( and happy happy 3rd evie !!!!!! ) #( this is lame af )

[johnisthewarlus]

blowing on a cornflake part 16

george martin: we spend the rest of our recess trying to figure out wat to say to the judge but can’t find anything useful. after the 5 minutes, he calls us into the courtroom. “anything to say, mister martin?” the judge asks. “yes” i say. then i spray my mouth with breath freshener “won’t you pwease let wingo wive uwu” i say with a pouty face. the judge looks at me confused “you think you can bribe me with your looks?” he says “you’re so dumb. court is over. ringo stays in heaven.” he bangs the gavel twice and we’re teleported out of the courtroom. geo runs to the janitors closet, crying.

george: i sit in fetus position in the janitors closet. i’m too sad to even turn the light on. there is a carton of milk next to me so i pick it up and drink it but most of it just drips down my chin. i hear the creak of the door and see a little light peak into the room. when i look up, pal is theri. he shuts the dooor behind him. “hey georgy” he says. “i don’t wanna talk about it” i say. “well you can’t stay in here forever” he tells me. he sticks his hand 🖐 out to help me up, but i refuse to take it. we stay in silence for a few more moments. “it’s quite hot in here isn’t it” pol says to break the silence. “yea” i say. we take our shirts off. apparently pol has been working out. he sticks out his hand to help me up again, but i’m so sad that i just fall to my knees, right by his legs. i try to pull on his belt to help me up, but his pants fall down.

john: we’re sitting in the waiting room as pauly goes to the janitors closet to cheer jeorge up, when a courtroom worker walks to us. “hi” she says “so remember when the judge said george martin couldn’t convince him to let ringo live just because he’s hot?” “yeah” george martin says. “well that was a lie” the courtroom worker says “he was just trying to look smart because his boss was there. if george martin is still up for going into the judge’s private quarters, he’s willing to make a deal.” “the judge wants me to exchange um... favours in exchange for ringo?” george martin says. “aight.” “very good!” the courtroom worker says “he wants to give you a tour of his stationary and then he’ll let ring go.” “wait that’s all he wants me to do? look at his stationary sets? alright see ya” george martin says. he heads to the judges private quarters. oswald tells me to go to the janitor’s closet to tell geo and pau the good news. i rush to the door and open it up. when i open it, i see george on his knees, sitting in front of paull who’s almost completely naked, and george has white liquid dripping down his chin. i want to say something, but i can’t bring myself to make words. i run away crying. how could paul be so unfaithful??

ringo: i anxiously wait for someone to tell me if i will be resurrected or not. it’s already been ten hours. suddenly, a courtroom worker comes into the waiting room. i watch her walk around, praying she’ll come to me and tell me good news. we make eye contact. “are you ringo starr?” she says. “um, obviously” i say. “why is that obvious?” she asks. “because i’m in the most famous band of all time, the beatles” i say. “never heard of them” she says. my jaw drops. “nah i’m just messing with you” she says “i’ve got good news.” next thing i know, i’m in a courthouse with george martin and.... “oswald!” i squeal. i hug him. i haven’t seen oswald in years! we grew up together. “whire are the others?” i ask. “jahn was supposed to tell geo and paul the good news a while ago, but we can’t find him” oswald tells me. hmmm. i get an idea. you know how i have a big nose? well i have a great sense of smell, like a dog. i follow jons sent and find him not far from the courthouse, sobbing on a swing set. “rigno!” he screams “paul and george are cheating on us!!” i gasp and run to the janitors closet because george loves janitors closets so that’s obviously ware he is. when i walk in, paul is freaking out and george is crying. “john thinks i’m a cheater!” paul cries. “ringo’s ded 4ever!” george cries. “no he’s not” i say. george looks up and leaps into my arms. i fall down and he falls on me so hard that we morph into one person.

gingo: oh no! now we’re one person! oh the good side, this is like extreme secks, but on the bad side, now i hav a big nose like ringo. hey that was mean! my nose isn’t big. wait you’re making it confusing for the audience who is narrating. no you are.

paul: “gingo!” i yell “we need to focus on the issue at hand. my boyfriend thinks i cheated.” “but we’re one person” gingo say “that’s pretty bad.” “shut up” i say. i run around looking for juan until i finally find him on a swing set. i actually didn’t find him tho, gingo told me where he was. “jahn i wasn’t cheating” i tell jon. “oh ok” john says. and we all lived happily ever after.

gingo: no, we didn’t!

[neverwatchedonepiece]

629: "Violent Shock! Incredible News that Shakes the New World!"

A rocky old place, ain’t it? No white sand beach resorts here. Lots of sunflowers, though. And a Colosseum. Even trattorias and quaint cobbled streets, according to the preview.

This is Italy, isn’t it?

Only had time for one episode but that wasn’t a problem at all. Thankfully, there was a lot to unpack in 629, plus more highlights than 

There was the return of Thriller Bark. Updates on the whereabouts of key OP figures. Luffy yelling down the line at Doflamingo. The reveal of why Law is set on sailing to Dressrosa. Why Kinemon is also keen to go. The arrival of new villains. The reveal of Doflamingo’s cunning plan to snare Luffy. And the reshuffling of the Shichibukai and the appointment of a VERY FAMILIAR CLOWN.

I’m still laughing, btw.

Also have to say I liked the new opening. Seemed spoiler free and it was interesting that they have pitted Luffy so openly against Blackbeard (and Akainu, I suppose. Now there are two Big Bads. Actually beginning to wonder if there ever will be a Final Villain in One Piece).

They Call Him Scoop McGee Absalom

The action picked up with the immediate aftermath of Doflamingo’s resignation from his throne and the post of Shichibukai, which sent ripples through the OPverse. Now the protection conferred by Doflamingo’s Shichibukai status had vanished, his subjects lamented, “Dressrosa is done for!”

Elsewhere, an unwinnable war raged. Unwinnable because the side in question had struck a deal with the Donquixote family. Now Doflamingo is no longer king, the supply chain has dried up.

Various famous faces who had grabbed newspapers were next. Jewelry Bonney was a nice surprise! I thought she’d been arrested by the Marines after that whole thing on the burning island with Teach. She’s obviously in hiding (standard hooded cloak) but still in action. That’s good. There was also a brief shot of Jimbei and Crocodile’s hook.

But who was the mysterious journalist behind the leaking of the Strawhearts alliance? The Kidd/Hawkins/Apoo Alliance? The fact Doflamingo had resigned both throne and warlord role?

He is known only by the name Absa.

I would have struggled to predict who Absa might have been, had they not shown a tiny Thriller Bark satellite ship.

It’s obviously Absalom. Invisibility is his thing. He’s obviously been sneaking about. For what purpose, I have no clue. Maybe Moria is out for revenge? I’m pretty certain he’s still alive as Doflamingo said he disappeared in front of his eyes. I like the thought of Moria getting angry enough to come back into the limelight. (I’m still crossing my fingers he’ll help Luffy and Law with Kaidou. Moria definitely has enough of a grudge to do it.)

We also got hard confirmation that Kidd and co. are after a Yonko. Their target is as much of a mystery to me as Luffy and Law’s is to them. (I still think it might be Shanks.)

I love it when Oda takes time to set his arcs within a wider context. Even more so now. It’s especially relevant here, given the recent emphasis on the interconnected nature of the New World.

And speaking of connections...

Hello. Is it Caesar You’re Lookin For?

Once the contextualisation was out of the way, the action cut back to Sunny. At the end of 628, Doflamingo had finally picked up (after deliberately making Law wait to ramp up the tension. The theme of control is strong with this one).

Of course, Luffy had to formally introduce himself.

“HELLO. I AM LUFFY. I WILL BECOME PIRATE KING. OI, MINGO!” I love Luffy has already given him a nickname. “So you’re that idiot Caesar’s boss? That bastard hurt Brownbeard and the kids! We’ll give Caesar back since we promised but if he ever does anything like that again--” at this point Caesar himself was cringing hard in a corner “-- I’ll beat the crap out of you too!”

To his credit, Doflamingo did not rise to the bait. Sure, a few veins pop and he does questionable things when angered, but in negotiations, he remains cool as a cucumber.

“Strawhat... two years have passed since your brother died and you disappeared from the New World. Where were you and what were you doing?”

At that point, I never realised the significance of Doflamingo’s reference to Ace, so I just thought he was getting a, “Lol, ur brother is ded” dig in.

Of course, Luffy wouldn’t tell.

“I was hoping to run into you,” Doflamingo continued. “I’ve got something here that would make you drool.”

Since Luffy doesn’t do metaphors, he thought Doflamingo was talking about high-quality meats. To be fair, I had no idea what Doflamingo had up his sleeve at that point, so it could have been high-quality meats for all I knew.

Law was annoyed that Luffy had given Doflamingo the chance to control the conversation and snatched the DDM.

“Joker, we will hand over Caesar as promised.”

Doflamingo is not dumb, though. “That’s wise. You know well what would happen to you if you backed out now. First thing’s first, though. I want to confirm that my vital business partner is safe.”

Law held up the receiver. Caesar scooted over.

“JOOOOOOOKEEEEEERRR, I’M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF ME, BAWWWWWWW--”

And Doflamingo was like, “Yup. Sounds like he’s fine.” 

I lol’d at that. (Was that a lowkey burn from Doflamingo?)

Law continued to keep matters strictly business. “In eight hours we will be on Green Bit. We’ll drop off Caesar there. Pick him up yourself. We will make no further contact.”

“Awwww...” Doflamingo retorted. “And I wanted to have a drink with you now you’re all grown up--”

At that moment, Luffy decided the conversation was at an end.“JUST HANG UP ALREADY!” 

He cut the connection. The Strawhearts were left alone on deck to process what had just happened. Sanji was smart about a loophole Law had left in negotiations. Law had never specified how many people could accompany Doflamingo to pick up Caesar. Theoretically, Doflamingo could arrive with an army at his back.

Law wasn’t worried. The Caesar handover was just a distraction. (Rather bold of him to discuss this in front of Caesar himself, by the way.) Destroying the Smile factory was the real mission. The only issue? Law has no info on the factory. I’m assuming they’ll have to infiltrate Dressrosa and locate the place.

Luffy was like, “You ever been to Dress Roba?” (Lmao, I’m sure he’ll get the name right eventually.)

Interestingly, Law said he had never been! There go my theories of Law growing up in Dressrosa and working for Doflamingo. :(

He definitely hates Doflamingo, though. His reasons for not stepping foot on Dressrosa? “He is king of that land.” Something has gone on between them in the past. Doflamingo has known Law since he was a kid. So did Vergo. What is the connection here??

At any rate, Luffy was blase about the whole affair. Infiltrating hostile territory to find and destroy a factory that will cause shit to hit the fan and draw the ire of the entire New World? Yeah, let’s just make up a plan as we go!

For Law, who is a clever, patient and careful man, this was just too much.

As the Strawhats filed past him into the kitchen for sandwiches, he stared with the vacant expression of a man who has stared into the depths of the abyss and found Luffy’s grinning face staring back.

He snapped.

“I HATE BREAD!!”

Then you have have a gluten free wrap, Law. Chill. Everything’s going to be fine.

At least, I think.

In the kitchen, away from Caesar’s sensitive ears, they discussed where they would dock and other important initial steps of their master plan. Kinemon also revealed why he wanted to travel to Dressrosa.

Apparently, they had set out for a place called Zou but were shipwrecked. Only one of the other samurai reached the shore with Kinemon and Momo. Doflamingo’s people pursued them. Momo tried to slip unnoticed onto a ship but it unfortunately sailed straight for Punk Hazard. Their other companion, Kanjuuro, was taken prisoner.

Law was interested in the whole Zou thing, as he had planned to travel straight there to reunite with his crew (Yay! They’re okay!) after taking care of business in Dressrosa.

Luffy was like, “EXCELLENT! WE’LL GO TO ZOU, THEN TO WANO KINGDOM. I WILL SAVE YOUR COMPANION TOO!”

And Brook randomly farted right in the middle of it, lmao.

There’s a Starman, Waiting in the Sky

And while Luffy and Law were busy making plans for Nigel, an Important Meeting was taking place at Marineford.

A grave Marine called Brannew took the podium in front of a room full of serious-looking, high-rankers (Brannew, get it? He’s a Brannew Marine to the story, ahahaha.) 

“As you all know,” he announced, “there are only seven Shichibukai. They are pirates who have been given permission to plunder by the World Government. In return, they grant us overwhelming power and prestige. Their allegiance to the World Government instills fear in pirates around the world.”

A line up of the more recent Famous Faces flashed across the screen.

Mihawk, Kuma, Hancock, Law, Donquixote Doflamingo, “The Celestial Yaksha” (I have yet to google that to find out what it means) and a newcomer.

Who was this newcomer?

He is the man who rapidly grew strength over the past two years. Commander of the Pirate Dispatchment Org and Living Legend: THE STAR CLOWN BUGGY!!

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!

Of course it could be no one else that Buggy! Who else would have such INCREDIBLE, BEWILDERING LUCK!

Even Buggy admitted he was totally winging it. “It’s not like I asked for this. The World Government kept bugging me so I had no choice. That said, this is only a rung on the ladder. I’m moving up in the world now. In a few years, I’ll be a Yonko.”

And you know what?

I believe it.

Only Buggy would be able to become a Shichibukai by accident. Why not a Yonko too? The World Government must be pretty desperate to fill spare seats if they asked Buggy. 

The serious Marine also spoke of the grave situation surrounding Doflamingo’s sudden resignation. Law’s activity and alliance with Luffy is under suspicion. Depending on what he does next, Law may be stripped of his title too.

Akainu agreed. “We cannot allow Law and Strawhat to do as they please. Smoker from G5 sent me a rather annoying message yesterday. We should observe the situation for another day. I have dispatched Fujitora.”

A couple of things.

Did Smoker send Akainu a message from Kuzan? Is that why the message was “annoying”? Maybe it’s both inconvenient (bad news) and annoying (it came from his old rival).

Who is Fujitora? A new Marine villain, high on Justice? I can but hope.

At any rate, the Marines are also on the move and are watching events in Dressrosa closely. This is good. The more conflict, the better!

You Magnificent Bastard

Meanwhile, in sunny Dressrosa, Doflamingo was also cooking up plans and future conflicts of his own.

In his palace, Doflamingo sauntered down a long corridor and entered a room with four high-backed chairs carved into card suits. As he is the Joker, I’m guessing Doflamingo has a theme going.

He apologised for keeping the others waiting. We only met two of the suit card squad. Diamante and Trebol. Trebol occupies the Clubs suite chair and is creepy. He does not understand personal space bubbles (even with Doflamingo) and he keeps insisting Baby 5 wants to marry him (creepy). His Devil Fruit power is also slightly gross (he blorts everywhere) and he has a perpetual hang snot. Not my kind of villain.

Diamante is at least funny. Example:

Doffy: “The colosseum is as popular as ever. That is thanks to you, Diamante.” Diamante: “Not at all, Doffy.” (I love that they call him Doffy.) “This is due to your charisma as king.” Doffy: “No, it’s because of your talent.” Diamante: “Oh, stop talking like I’m some hero of the colosseum.” Doffy: “But you are.” Diamante: “You exaggerate!” Doffy: “Fine, you’re not.” Diamante: “OKAY. IF YOU INSIST. I AM INDEED THE HERO RAAAARRR!”

Lmao.

That was weirdly humanizing. I get that Doflamingo is the villain here and he has no qualms over sacrificing his people if it needs to happen, but he knows these guys pretty well and gets on with them. Maybe it’s successfully manipulating them, sure, but the man still has social skillz.

Once the comedy moment with Diamante was over, Doflamingo asked Trebol to bring forth the Important Thing.

Trebol handed Doflamingo a mysterious box. “This is sure to pique Strawhat’s interest,” he said. “Their alliance can very easily become a disadvantage to them. I will entrust this super important box to you, Diamante.”

After some funny reverse psychology back and forth, Diamante agreed.

Then Doflamingo made the Big Reveal. The Big, Glowing, Shiny Reveal.

When he said he had something that interested Luffy, he wasn’t lying.

But it wasn’t high-quality meat.

He has Ace’s fruit.

And he is going to use it as leverage to break up Luffy and Law’s alliance.

What a magnificent bastard.

Law was attacked by a pack of wild loaves in his youth. He’s never been the same since.

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[allqueenspeople]

Calling All The Girls!

A/N: so so so sorry that this chapter took so long to be uploaded! I have been so busy with school that I had no time to write! Fortunately, I go on break for two weeks next Friday so Ill try to upload every other day. Hope you guys enjoy the chapter. Also, very sorry if there is weird grammar or misspelled words, and do you guys like the gif? Should I keep doing them?

Chapter

Ⅴ

Roger wasn't the type of guy to like a girl instantly. Sure, he hooked up with girls after gigs but, he never felt a strong attraction to them, but when he saw this beautiful girl at a gig last week he was enamored by her. He couldn't stop thinking how her hair swayed as she walked, and how her smile light up when she talked to her friend.

Roger also wasn't the type to get jealous; he was a chill guy, and did not have relationships long enough to see other people try flirt with his girls. But that night when Freddie kept giving this girl attention, it drove Roger crazy. He wanted her to look at him, watch him play, not Freddie.

Roger watched as Freddie bent down on the stage to talk to the girl and her friend; this brought a sudden pang of annoyance to Roger, and he couldn't figure out why. She was just some random girl at one of their gigs. Decided he's had enough Roger called out to Freddie.

“Oi Freddie! Stop flirting with girls and lets go!”

Freddie dismissed Roger with a wave and continued to chat with the girl. The just fueled Roger even more.

“Fred, I said lets go”

Roger watched as Freddie turned toward him with an intense glare, “Well, if you stopped being impatient I would have told you I was in the middle of a conversation, but see as you have just interrupted there's no point now is there?”

Roger felt somewhat bad about nagging at Freddie to leave; he  stretched the back of his neck and groaned, “Fred come on dont be like that, I haven't had a good night.”

Roger really wasn't having the best night. He was filled with jealousy and announce and he couldn't figure out how to stop it, and that made him even more annoyed. Then as Roger was about to go cool off, he watched as the girls tried to sneak away, and he was hit with a pang of sadness. Roger leaned over to Freddie and pointed out that she was leaving, and that Freddie hasn't introduced them to each other yet.

Roger figured that this would be his in; he’d meet the girls, then forget about her by the next day. Roger didn't expect for her to mean anything to him, he just figured that she was only jealous because she wasn't showing him any attention.

“Blair there's someone I want you to meet.”

Freddie gestured towards Roger who had a small smile on his face, and was trying his best to look everywhere but at Blair.

“This is Roger, the bands drummer.”

Rogers heart began to slowly pound, as Roger held his hand out waiting for Blair to shake. Slowly she lifted her hand to his, and when she took a hold of his hand, Roger could only hear his heartbeat in his ears. Roger tried to get eye contact with her, but she tried her best to not look directly into his eyes, and Roger was about to go crazy because all he wanted to do was look at her.

Roger almosted missed when she told him her name, she said it so softly, almost a whisper and said her name- Blair.

Now he new mystery girls name, and Roger thought it was just as beautiful as her. Roger was never that cliche, ever, he only half-heartedly complemented girls, but when it came to her, Blair, he felt a whole new range of emotions.

Roger gave Blair a cheeky grin and introduced himself to her, and her friend, whose name was Brandi.  

Roger never forgot that he and Blair were still shaking hands, he was amused even about Blair's nervousness. It was new, and he thought it was enderiang that someone would be nervous to talk to him. Roger suddenly saw the realization dwan on Blairs face and she ripped her and out of his grip; in doing this she hit Brandi in the face.

Roger watched as Blairs cheeks began to blush instantly. Roger felt bad for her; she was probably embarrassed, mortified even, that she just hit someone in front of strangers. I wanted to let her know that it wasn't a big deal, but Freddie distracted me before I could. By the time I looked back at Brandi after I could pull my attention away from Freddie, Blair was gone.

Roger began to quitely freak out; he didn't want anything bad to happen to her, and Roger knew that the streets were not the safest at night, especially for women. Roger locked around the bar each time he heard the door open, hoping it was Blair coming back; when Roger realized that she wasn't coming back and wanted to go after her.

“Roger, could you go look for Blair? Im very worried about her, she's been gone an awful long time,” Brandi nodded her head toward the door, and Roger nearly ran towards the door and onto the street in search of Blair

Roger finally noticed her sitting on the edge of the sidewalk slumped into a ball, “Blair?”

Roger watched Blair looked around for who just said her name, and when she looked behind her, her eyes landed upon Roger.

Roger was nervous for her response; he was almost positive it would be negative, and that thought made him uneasy, he didn't want her to think negative of him.

“Why are you here?”

Roger felt through her glare that Blair didn't want to see him, hich crushed him; he wanted to see her and get to know her but, the vibes Blair was shooting at Roger at that moment made it clear to him he was unwanted, but that didn't crush all his spirit. He was going to try to get Blair, try and get her to like him; he would only back off if she explicitly said so.

“You ran off pretty fast, and your friend Brandi started to worry.”

Roger gave Blair a small smile, and offered his hand to help her off the ground. Roger watched the contemplation on her face, and he could practically see the wheels turning in her head trying to decide if she should take his hand or not. .

Blair smirked and cocked her eyebrow, “if I take your hand there's no promise that I won't hurt you.”

Rogers faced morphed into a grin, as he let out laugh; he was falling deeper and deeper into this hole of actually liking this girl; liking her for her personality, not just for what she looked like,(she was beautiful, so beautiful it astounded Roger).

“I think i'm willing to take that chance.”

Rogers pulle Blair up by the hand, and as he ded, he did it with ease bringing her to her feet; the years of playing drummers built up Rogers upper arm strength, so it was no problem at all to help Blair off the ground. Roger noticed Blair was slowly becoming less on edge on was becoming comfortable. He loved it; he loved joking around with her, and getting to know her, when she didn't care about the fact that she was embarrassed.

“You know Blair, I've been holding your hand since I helped you up, and no injuries have occured. I think it's safe to say that i'll be okay,” Roger gave a small chuckle. He loved the feeling he had in his chest as they held hands; it was as if someone had given him an internal hug.

“You caught me off guard the last time. This instance I knew that it was going to occur, so thus leading to no injuries.”

Roger was trying her best to keep her self calm as they continued to hold hands, he was known to be the smooth talking guy, but talking with Blair he was second guessing himself. Roger also saw the tension Bair held in her eyebrows as she was talking to him; they were both nervous. Roger began tracing small circles onto the back of Blair's hand to not only help calm her nerves, but his as well; the small act gave him something to concentrate on, and focus on her, and the moment they were sharing.

“Well look what we have here!” Freddie's voice boomed down the empty street, and while Roger loved Freddie, the sound of his voice made his heart drop. Roger knew that the monet between him and Blair would becoming to an end, and he didn't want that, he wanted to continue to talk to her, and be with her. Roger was sounding sapier and sapier as the minutes ticked away, but Roger didn't care; he never really

“Id say darlings, that the two of you hit it off pretty well,” Freddie gestured at Blair and Rogers hands clasped together, “I'm more than glad, because Roger would not shut up about you since you saw you at the London bar yesterday!”

Roger felt blush creep onto his cheeks at Freddie comment, “Fred, why don't you just be quite.”

Freddie smirked and turned his attention to Blair, “Blair I have to ask again, will you please come to the show next week? I would love to have you there, and i'm definitely not the only one.”

Roger had stopped breathing momentarily waiting for Blair to answer Freddie, and Roger couldn't look at Blair incase she said no, so he toward the ground.

“Yes.”

Rogers head snapped up and he couldn't have felt more thrilled, because the next time he would see her he was going to ask her out; he was going to do it, he was determined to do it.

***

Roger had done it. He asked Blair out, and she said yes.

Tonight was the night, and Roger had a game plan. He was going to learn as much about Blair as possible, because she was all he could think about, and if he had actual information it would be easier for him to bear, then just remembering her sweet smile, and nervous stance.

Roger was nervous. More nervous than his bands first gig, more nervous than getting into university. Blair was different to Roger, and it made his emotions go haywire. All these thoughts swirled around his mind as he raised he slightly shaky hand and rang Blairs door bell.

Instantly the door was thrown open, and it shocked Roger a small amount causing him jump a little, due to the nerves.

“Hello Roger.”

“Hello Blair.”

Roger had never seen someone look so beautiful and hot at the same time. She was everything he could want in someone; He couldn't quite describe how she looked, he only knew how she made him feel- like he was on top of the world.

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[mllebabushkat]

💟 tagged by @moreenchiladasplease (thank u sophie)! i’m slowly getting round to all the tag games - i tell myself for the millionth time

💟 rules // bold the statements that apply to you

A P P E A R A N C E

I am over 5′5″ (barely ! ) • I wear glasses/contacts • I have blond hair • I wear sweatshirts a lot (love em) • I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing • I have one or more piercings (earrings) • I have at least one tattoo • I have blue eyes • I have dyed or highlighted my hair (would like to tho) • I have gotten plastic surgery • I have or had braces (yikes the pain) • I sunburn easily (tried and tested) • I have freckles • I paint my nails (rarely) • I typically wear makeup (cbs unless it’s Important) • I don’t often smile • I am pleased with how I look (mostly) • I prefer Nike to Adidas (don’t really care)• I wear baseball hats backwards (not cool enough for that ha)

H O B B I E S   A N D   T A L E N T S

I play a sport (tennis) • I can play an instrument (violin, piano, flute) • I am artistic (doodler supreme) • I know more than one language (eng, mando, canto) • I have won a trophy in some sort of competition • I can cook or bake without a recipe (i wish) • I know how to swim (fun!) • I enjoy writing (can’t pull it off rip) • I can do origami  • I prefer movies to TV shows • I can execute a perfect somersault (hahahahaha no) • I enjoy singing (doesn’t mean i’m much good at it) • I could survive in the wild on my own • I have read a new book series this year (oh nooo i feel so guilty)  • I enjoy spending time with friends (yea!!) • I travel during school or work breaks (ski trips 4ever) • I can do a handstand (does underwater count)

E X P E R I E N C E S

I have had my first kiss • I have gotten drunk • I have told a crush I like them • I have traveled outside of the country • I have flown on an airplane • I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours • I have had a near-death experience (uhuh not fun) • I have caught something on fire (not that i remember...) • I have performed in a talent show • I have shot a gun • I have been on TV • I have gone scuba diving • I have broken a bone (right shoulder. still a bit Ded) • I have slow-danced • I have gone on a shopping spree

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

I am in a relationship • I have been single for over a year (‘17 years and counting baby’ - yep) • I have a crush (‘honestly i have crushes on all my friends’ - big yep) • I have a best friend (multiple!) • I have known a friend for over ten years (ohoho 12+ and we’re doing uni together so that’s at least 6 more) • my parents are together • I have a brother (got a sis tho) • I have dated my best friend • I am adopted • my crush has confessed to me • I have had a long-distance relationship • I am an only child • I give advice to my friends • I have made an online friend • I met up with someone I have met online

A E S T H E T I C S

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell • I have watched the sun rise (cold and beautiful !)• I enjoy rainy days (so relaxing) • I have slept under the stars (too cold man) • I meditate outside • the sound of chirping calms me • I enjoy the smell of the beach (hmm a little) • I know what snow tastes like (cold and nothing) • I listen to music to fall asleep (very bad for battery) • I enjoy thunderstorms • I enjoy cloud watching • I have attended a bonfire • I pay close attention to colors (and to everything else,, at least i like to think so) • I find mystery in the ocean (often more mysterious than space!) • I enjoy hiking on nature paths • autumn is my favorite season (i’m really not sure..this and winter maybe)

M I S C E L L A N E O U S

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle (no joke my favourite hobby; am very sad i can’t do it now bc i’m the one driving) • I am the mom friend (mostly yeah) • I live by a certain quote • I like the smell of sharpies • I am involved in extracurricular activities • I enjoy Mexican food • I can drive stick-shift • I have memorized an entire song in a day • I believe in true love • I dream up scenarios to fall asleep (plenty) • I sing in the shower (what are you even doing if you don’t take advantage of the acoustics) • I wish I lived in a video game (hmm none really come to mind) • I have a canopy above my bed • I am multi-racial • I am a redhead • I own at least three dogs • I am LGBT (bi!)

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[spiritcc]

a list of all sorts of shit livanov has done

going over some of his ~amazeballs~ stories i canny help but shitpost about all the shit this man has done because im so done:

called up solomin asking him to bring his armchair to the theater bc he felt like sitting next to the portrait of some Father of the Russian Theater in a kul leather chair with a feeling of accomplishment after his play did well

punched at least two people and bragged about it

while over at his dad’s friend house who was a very famous poet, he waited till that poet fell asleep so he could go through his wardrobe, wear his hat, “look at myself in the mirror and feel very mysterious” 

pranked mironov by making him believe they had filming on the 1st of april and by the time he decided to apologize mironov was already a dick away from being taken by the police he made such a big scandal over his naive trust in livanov’s filthy words 

almost swallowed a solid block of sealing wax as a result of mironov striking back giving him the wax as a block of Mhmmm Very Taste Choc 

snuck a sausage out of a canteen, put glasses on that sausage (!), made it look like the director of the movie they were filming (!!), hang it on the ceiling (!!!) so mironov would piss himself when he lifted his eyes during a monologue 

now teamed up with mironov, they decided to prank kvasha by setting his alarm in the middle of the night, the clock started ringing right in their hands so they dropped everything, jumped into their beds and couldn’t even answer kvasha what time it was over muffled wheezing. when kvasha finally realised the bitchness, he just said “yall bastards guys” and went back to slep

pranked some very important lenfilm representative by saying the filming of the hound is cancelled ded rip so by the morning that rep was in the studio screaming left and right 

single-handedly murdered the hound of ‘71 as lenfilm apparently refused to film the current hound since the ‘71 one existed, so he went to his good fellow some other important lenfilm rep and ratted on the ‘71 watson actor who fled abroad and said something nasty about the ussr so the rep went GESP and that hound was shelved forever and his hound got greenlit 

sent boy mikhalkov to get him and his teen buds vodka and recited the good memories nostalgically last year in front of millions of people

claims that smoktunovsky told him a story of how he finally saw his 2 year old son after an eternity of going around on film shootings, whispered softly “my son uwu!!” and the son looked at him and deadass asked “still travelling around, asshole?” 

was actually contacted by the RDJ holmes producers to have a cameo in the movie, which he turned down, was then asked to come to the screening to share his opinion to which he said “i’ve seen the movie already. everything’s bad, guys”

whispered something to putin and made him blush

stayed over in mironov’s house next to his mom’s collection of kul decorative plates, examined all the plates, screamed “ANDRYUSHKA I LOVE YOUR MOM!!!!” to which mironov screamed back “YOU CAN LOVE MY MOM BUT DONT BREAK THE PLATES”

was dragged to the ermitage in full tsar nicholas costume with the director to beg the museum’s director to extend shooting. the director was grim but at the end turned to livanov and said “well k i canny refuse the tsar anything in his own house”

said fuk u to everyone who insists on “watson” instead of “vhatson” bc if we start to transcribe everything literally then william shakespeare would become vhilyam shaekspeeea 

brought his mom-in-law to the reichenbach shooting and was roasted by the taxi driver for it

this

thanks for reading this probably incomplete list about all the deeds of this man

#Vasily Livanov

[vernons-laugh-is-my-aesthet-blog]

Memeteen guide to Seventeen

S.coups: 

carats make fun of his stage name holding a couple s.coups of icecream and a S.cup of noodles 

chicc

the poor man between jeongjicheol

papa coups 

embarrasing dad

wings it at choreo sometimes

has 12 children 

wants to c h o k e jeonghan

the type of dad that would challenge his 5 yr old child to a game of soccer and then gets too competitive and swerves that bitch to get goals

 his smile and his smile alone gave one of Seventeen's stages a crap ton of views

say the name!

camel

piggy bank

beagle leader

“eyes look like 9:15″

eyelashes for ddaayyyysss

Everybody SCREAMM

fireworks are the only enemy

My EGG YOLK T-T

members rebel against him at times

someone save him

Jeonghan:

John-Oops I mean Jeonghan

Laying down is his preferred physical state

swindler

long hair majestic unicorn and short hair majestic prince. He majestic no matter what fam

"Joshua was the first one to approach me"

 toucher of asses 

shamelessly feeds off of members' love 24/7

Makes members have couple wallpaper and phone cases with him 

 "angel"

the mother of Seventeen

“Dino, nugu aegi?”

All members are under his spell

giraffe running

Jeonghan's warm cup of milk

sa-sa-say the name seventeen 

Doubts OFD pds

bitter smile of betrayal 

vernon crushed his balls once

athletic with no stamina

creator of the Carat mating call: *incoherent screaming*

Joshua:

Gentleman

fukn weeaboo

the b e s t freestyle rapper in Seventeen. Dont @ me

ded meme(?) "Jisoos Christ"

The 'normal one'-SIKE bitch

That poor waterbottle

When-one-of-the-members-wear-a-shirt-with-questionable-english-words-everyone-blames-me-lol  guy

I pledge allegence to the flag of the united states of amerca and to the re-

dRinK WaTeR

pin drop and worm master +uncle dance

pingpong vlive 

“EAT THIS” signature move

"over here"

The english teacher everyone wants and deserves 

white cap

Chicken can heal the heart

L.A motherfuckerss

piggy bank

"Ïm part of vocal unit too! T-T"

Jun

Heechul's reincarnated body that was too early bc he aint ded lol

chinaline

child actor 

nyeac nyeac 

logos are out to get him 

eyeroll king 

punny and awkward

king of china

404 lines not found

My I now

"Ice ice froze." (that crazy in love Wonwoo lyric) moments

sexy expression

convinced he is the number one visual 

shy vlives

proceeds to tell members to call him handsome in chinese

ofd positivity boy

Hoshi: 

naega hosh + pose

 What time is it? 10:10 bitches

‘ten hour ten minute’

 shinee’s biggest fanboy

 from soft 1 to hipthurst 100  real quick.

HAM HAM. HAMHAMHAMHAM

My name’s soonyoung call me soon

hamster cheeks

suffers with spicy food

beurora hurricane

Coco his chicken 

his love for the angsty teen makne 

"HEy MIDDLE" 

glitter face

pretty u first win cry face

Mounteen

kwon fire

 making dances out of things that inspire him; ex: crab, octopus, noodles, street lamp, backpack

kwon edward soonyoung 

refuses to be bottom visual 

rivalry with seungkwan and wonwoo 

claps like a child

KWON SOONYOUNG FIGHTING *wakes up* 'YYEEEEAAAHHH"

Grandma

Wonwoo:

lowkey highkey loves his own visuals 

beanie bro 

garden fairy 

voice so deep adele's rollin in it 

"life is hamburger"

cheese burger aegyo 

emo 

let him sing fam

fukn nerddd 

sick wonwoo days with the plushy

Tsundere™

make him an actor pls 

got hit in the balls with a ball one time 

nose crinkle 

specs 

lack of highfives

middle school’s dance machine

him vs. Hoshi in ofd japan

bag of luck

Woozi:

Smol bean that would kill for a single cornchip 

Reminds me of a old grandpa teddy bear idk lol 

Done with life, hates aegyo and human contact, but will accept it when he wants to

members mock his crying from pretty u first win every chance they get 

if he does anything out of character they tease him about it till no end tbh

Suga's son

his need to grab and hit people when he laughs

guitar is his greatest weapon

ccrriinnggeee & finger ccurrlll

producer-nim

 adore u is a funky pop song that has fun and fresh lyrics that match seventeen's age on top of an addictive melody 

members exposing his ass in project svt

Dk:

the actual sun

 built in speakers bc he loud as shit 

sacrifices his beautiful face to make people laugh

 smile that can cure all the worlds sickness

 stop eating cds

woojoos_daddy

‘come to daddy’ tee

horsemin MAL

pigeon

GRILLED PPPORRKK

 chicc

 pure and goes along with jokes the best 

heLL0 mY naMe Is LeE SeOkMIN my moTheR’S naMe Is

hightone rap

wat is basketball? 

do it from your heart 

Jeonghan's fool 

mosquito 

Happy birfthday broo

orange peel king

wow, unbeliebable  

Grandpa

Two-teen

Mingyu:

MingEW and all his sneezin

flowercap boi 

tol and clumsy

If Seventeen doesnt drop somethign, Mingyu certainly will 

actually very organized and neat 

Minghousewife 

was a cheeto for a split second

proud father of OG BongBong 

Mingyu sunbaenimmm

Seventeen cant live without their swiss army knife 

Akita sound

oh. my. god. Oho My GOD

‘Your name is bob’

Where Is Your Tag???

squeals 

"Seventeens official visual" 

oooo000OOO yEAh 

The8: 

got7 bambam taught him how to dab and he never looked back since

 thughao

IMMA

before: Yeah I'll have her home before 10 ^-^ 

          now: she'll spend a night at my house ;)

nunchuuk daddy

404 no lines found pt.2

now My I

his predebut pictures are  e p i c

side-eye king

arms for days

fashionista

rolled thin porkbelly hair

learns more korean to roast bitches

flipping is his preferred transportation 

dirty dirty jamjam ^-^ *svt flipps out in cringe* 

Kermit is his bitch

Seungkwan: 

fresh baked buns bebe

divaboo

 just put boo in any word and it gets 100 times better

supports AND hates aegyo

Beyonce who?

MCboo, talk talk talk. 

"Thomas the train" omg rip XD 

Vernon's number 1 fan

OHMYGOD JASMIN

cries in jeju accent

John?

Boonon, svts rapper 

Oh Laaaddiieesss~~ this is your story 

red 

haunted house screaming 

volleyball fanatic

 kimbap kidding? 

Crab walks away 

Son of Jeju 

fashTion 

'13th visual' (fuk nah)

Im the BEST quality 

Vernon:

child actor but never fukn talks about it

attempts vocal runs

looks confused most of the time  

iconic rap lines "pull up on you wacks with a mac fuly loaded", “i'm only seventeen i only got a few dollars” "Chili Chicken in the microwave"

fortune cookie hair 

headlines headlines ( HaJiMAaaaAa, dont mention smtm4)

his obsession with hotline bling

"speaks english, but forgets that one english word" (bilingual problems)

Person: h- 

          Vernon: I was born in america but moved to korea when I was five 

Kidney function is not a right its a privilege

woke af

His mom is my bias

teeth

bubble pop

*slightly lifts glasses* 'ding' 

sofia

Leonardo Dicaprio AND Leonardo Divinci

Dont take him fishing

stitch

Dat laugh tho

lotto

My favorite part of Seungkwan is-

Dino:

Michael Chanson

"Im growing!"

not Jeonghan's aegi

we will now forget mansae era duck ass hair

Diamond makne

“he’s going through puberty now”-Hoshi

a new born savage

Makne’s visual ranking

GloUp of the century

"michael jackson version" 

bitter smile 

loud laugh 

*runs over hoshi's toes with scooter* 

*scrolls through phone and half-heartedly says*  I love you.

#if you know all of these props to you #tell me if i missed any #seventeen #memes #kpop #s.coups #jeonghan #joshua #jun #hoshi #wonwoo #woozi #dk #mingyu #the8 #seungkwan #vernon #dino #probably some spelling mistakes #ill fix it later

[fairfield-adventurers]

Quest for the Book #03.3

Estevaan acknowledges the victorious Vorrakaz, shouting the party a round of drinks to celebrate.

Ilvar heals Thebus' wounds as a show of good faith.

The party agree to meet Matreos back at the Pickled Inn at daybreak. Matreos is a bit disheartened that he is not as fit as the elderly Vorrakaz.

Zyldi looks for the source of the music at the inn, but can only see Bartemus is playing the dulcimer. Seeing Bartemus, she turns back to the bar for further (non-alcoholic) drinks instead.

Ilvar chats with Thebus about his previous opponents. Thebus mentions the only other person who has beaten him was Lieutenant Cindertooth, head of the city watch (a red Dragonborn). Thebus calls him a cheeky bastard.

Ilvar invites Thebus to join the party, Thebus relunctantly declines but would happily meet up with the party in the future.

Ilvar asks about Bartemus - Thebus notes he's a bit odd, and his friends are odd too. He acknowledges that you can't expect to like everyone.

Thebus passes a handful of gold to Ilvar, but has paid too much. Ilvar makes sure to return the excess.

Zyldi notices Fi and Re have followed Esther to a corner of the bar. Zyldi compliment the twins on their hair, and Esther responds for them - they aren't very talkative. Esther explains the twins are from a village in the mountain but can't recall the name. Esther turns back to the twins as if listening, but they don't speak. There is the sound of a fire crackling, and Esther translates the noise (their speech) as the name of the village, and mentions there is an entrance to the elemental plane of fire there. Zyldi asks where Esther is from, and she says "everywhere". Upon further pressing, she names the island of Lucario's Coin as her hometown.

Zyldi asks if Esther recalls anyone passing through with a book. The twins make eye contact, and Esther asks if Matreos is involved in any of this. Esther suggests the party take this conversation to a more private location, and shifts to a quieter corner of the bar.

~meanwhile, unbeknownst to the party~

Rowan is chatting to Estevaan about the fight. Rowan asks for information about the missing homeless population of Tiberium. Estevaan's face loses it's jolly smile and turns grim - this topic is clearly of great concern.

Estevaan states he's always been friendly with the guard, but some parties have been complaining that previously quiet roads are now bustling with unsanctioned activity. Rowan knows these roads to be a set of tunnels under the city, managed by a criminal network of 'Grinners', led by the 'Golden Jester'. The city watch have been unable to locate the Grinners, following them into the tunnels only to lose them in the maze. The fact that the Grinners are unhappy about the use of the tunnels speaks volumes to the nature of the activities underway.

~back at the booth~

Niamh has made Thistle a drink named the midnight star, to match her hat.

Niamh drops a drink at Rowan's table but as he is on duty, he doesn't touch it.

The party (minus Rowan) file into the booth. Esther gives Zyldi a look, and mentions how interesting it is that she mention a book. Esther recalls about 3 weeks ago a mouthy fellow passed through, and put several of our friend's (Rowan) friends in the ground (DED). They were sober guards, not ones to indulge while on duty. The perpetrator mentioned he was going north, a great calling awaited him near the mountains...

The noise of fire crackling gets louder, and Esther continues: "oh yes, the god brain would reward him". When asked what that meant, she looks genuinely afraid. There are few sources that talk of brains in the way he did, one is Illithids (tentacle faced, davy jones type fellas), one could also mistake a beholder for a god. Either way, he had the book, and he was heading north, expecting a reward.

Niamh says EW and recalls a scary story about Illithids snatching fairies in the night for a snack. The brains of the fairies would be turned into little creatures to do their bidding. If they were to be real, Niamh would not hesitate to eliminate them.

Zyldi mentions Illithids can take whole races captive, and that Illithids are not fairy tales. This gets the attention of the genassi twins, who nod vehemently.

Niamh brings Zyldi a soothing tea. Esther is interested to hear Zyldi affirm they are real, and questions whether Zyldi serves them. Ilvar objects, frustrated.

Esther mentions anyone proficient at tracking psychic energies would have no trouble picking up the scent of the perpetrator. She promises to take us to the location the perpetrator was last seen in the morning.

The tiefling and the genassi rise to leave. One of the twins smells of lavender and cinnamon.

A previously unnoticed owl lands on the shoulder on one of the twins as they leave.

#estevaan proprietor of the pickled eye #vorrakaz #matreos #zyldi #bartemus ex boyfriend of esther #fi & re the fire genassi twins #esther cleric of cipha #tiberium #the island of lucario's coin #the pickled eye inn #rowan #the golden jester #grinners #bridges between realities: the inner and outer planes by mordenkainan #illithid

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 30 - The Jin Harem

Let’s start it off with a light shoulder and arm touch from our TaeTae~

Is there a need to lean into Jin?

I wonder where is Tae looking at👀

Also, Yoongi is all like ‘that’s too close and too obvious Tae, stay away’

Touchy Jin back at it again

Ahhh, Tae just couldn’t resist those shoulders

Also, why does Jin look smaller for some reason even though they are supposedly the same height?

Slouchy Jin makes him look smol~

Tae actually pulls Jin towards him and Jin just cutely stumbles into Tae :’)

Taehyung-ah, you are forgiven for not tweeting about Jin’s birthday~

I can see your love for him!

First of all, Tae STILL has his hand on those shoulders. Ok Tae, We get it.

Then...Jin... WTF XD He was also all touchy with Jk’s waist too

He actually shoved his whole hand in that pocket...

Where it’s dangerously close to...  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ll stop here...

HIS HANDS JUST DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THOSE SHOULDERS DO THEY?

Are they like glued?

(I mean, I wouldn’t let go...ever... too... but I’m a crazy delulu fan... and Tae isn’t... right?)

YG: FOND FOND FOND

Tae: That’s my man

JK: What is this hyung...?

RM: That’s right! Hyung gets the joke!

JM: Ahh, this hyung really... (fond)

Hobi: HAHAHAHAHA (Bright smile)

Kim Tae Hyung... Please... That’s way too provocative

The delulu fans out there can’t take this

Also, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

(Please share your view with us too T^T)

No...Bad thoughts. NO.

But... his hand is really close...

Why do they have to stand so close?

Jin is practically leaning on Tae...

Touchy Jin’s new target: Yoongi

I approve of this. 

Touch the MC, maybe he’ll favour you more

Omg... This looks so much like a Love Triangle?

Tae is all ‘Look at me, you fool’

Jk is all ‘I’ll silently support you and hold you’

Jin is just that shy protagonist caught between 2 hot guys...

I’d watch the shit out of that cliched-ass drama (only with these actors)

GIVE JIN HIS ACTING DEBUT!

Everyone: Spaced out evenly, optimal use of space and clear understanding of personal space

Taejin: Personal Space? What’s that?

Title: 3 babies being noisy with the sword toy

Title: 3 babies getting their sword toy confiscated by adult Yoongi

I guess Jin just has the habit of leaning into the person next to him huh?

Who wouldn’t when they are always surrounded by hot hunks that is BTS?

A nice habit you got there Jin!

Yoongi is the only one who is saved from being just a head XD 

I just had to include Brat!JK

He is even dressed like a Brat XD 

Sticky Jinmin~

Stick closer, please!

I guess Jimin’s Nickname isn’t just for his appearance eh?

Manggaeddeok~

Ahhhh... cameraman... if only you took a wideshot here!

Then we’d get to see Jimin putting his hands on Jin’s shoulder in its full glory...

NOPE!

I was wrong! Yoongi head appeared!

Ahh it feels complete now!

Yoongi just straight out touches Jin with a HUGE smile... 

And of course, the shoulder touch!

I’m so envious of Yoongi right now...

Muscle Maknae’s shoulder and Worldwide handsome’s shoulder on each side...

Also, seriously, why does Jin look so smol?

He literally looks the same size as Yoongi while Jk looks HUGE

JIN IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TALLEST AND BROADEST OUT OF THESE 3!

KIM SEOK JIN STOP SLOUCHING in attempts to look smol ;_; our weak hearts can’t take it

When the 2nd tallest looks the same size as the smol of the team...

What is life?

Life is a lie

Touchy Jin strikes again!

Jinmin absolutely loving Hobi’s witty ‘poem’ 

They gravitate towards each other in laughter :’)

2Seok’s High-5

Jimin looks huge here XD

While Jin looks so smol...

Camera angles be playing tricks now

Gahhh touching + eye contact?

Jinmin shippers be having a field day right now

Touching + Matching smiles?

Jinmin shippers rn: DED

They really gravitate towards each other in laughter huh...

why are they so cute...

???

We know you’re smol Chim...

Why are you making yourself appear smoller?

Tae... please give MC yoongs the attention when he speaks... 

Your stares are way too obvious!

Jin and his touchy hands~

Jin being entertained by Joonie’s singing~

That’s some A+ view right there...

Yoongi: Frozen in all 4 frames

Tae: Knees buckled at the last frame

Jimin: Cheering for the slut drop

Hobi: Disappeared off frame and back again

Joonie: In awe and disbelief

Taegi: What did I just see??? I LOVE IT.

Jk: *Pure joy at what Jin just did*

Joonie: *Contemplating his straightness*

Ok because that was too much! Smth cute to ease the... tension

Yoonmin dancing together!

It was too cute to not include!

Ok back to Jin Harem!

Jin has an A+ view this time!

(Tae’s happiness though XD)

Ahhh jin is back at it again with his leaning into the person next to him

Lean lean lean~2Seok where Hobi looks taller than Jin~

Hobi’s turn at those shoulders!

It’s a hug

(I don’t care if it was jus for the game. A hug is a hug)

Jimin calling out MC Yoong for not interviewing Jin

JIMIN YOU PRECIOUS MAN 

I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!

YES CALL  OUT ALL THOSE WHO SKIP OVER JIN AND NOT GIVE HIM THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES!

Jin deadass bit JK and JK whined/moaned XD 

This... This just looks explicit and M18...

Jin’s redness isn’t helping either

JK straddles Jin...

This...it’s what all those fanfics always write about right?

We are literally getting a fanfic moment (a sexy time moment) 

#BLESSED

Why does Tae look so betrayed? 

HAHAHAHA

He also looks like he just had an idea...

(new meme?)

And Jin goes to hug another man immediately after that,,,

JIN YOU PLAYER!

Gahh soft tugging immediately after that too... 

soft tugs just make me weak ok?

Even before Jin called for his next opponent, Tae was all ready

He saw what happened with jinkook, realised that could be Taejin and just stepped forward

Is that a slight smile I spy?

Jin’s cute little penalty for Tae cos Tae was too eager to get Jin straddling him

The squeak sound effect was so damn cute too

His leg perched between Tae’s legs...

Yet another fanfic moment I see...

This episode is feeding us so damn well!

You can tell Tae was super gentle about letting Jin fall back (win) and that smile he has on his face!

I CAN’T DEAL

HNNNNNNG

Aaaaand he goes back to Hobi after that...

Meanwhile Tae...

I mean he lost the game but really, he’s the real winner.

Ok, JK tells Jin to just win and basically get an all-kill

JK... Jin is on the opponent team you know...

That’s your own teammate Jin is up against...

Please ignore the blurred out Jin

NAMJIN SHIPPERS!!!

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

Today is a GREAT day to be a Jin Harem shipper~

Joonie: In shock that he got pushed down by Jin and not the other way round

Jin: LIVING FOR IT

Also, did Jin momentarily forget he was supposed to lose to win? 

He executed a proper wrestling technique on Joonie... 

Jin... what the heck? XD

Small handshake to console(?) the still-dumbfounded Joonie

Ahhh Chim always has the perfect timing of blocking us from other Jinship moments doesn’t he? XD

JiJinHope’s Happy celebratory hug!

Jinmin holding hands~

Jin laughing at JK and Hobi for not knowing Tae’s character’s name.

Because we know how he followed the series just to watch Tae’s acting debut and appearances! (He tweeted about it too!)

Jin softly taps tae’s arm to remind him not to give JK any hints or cheat

Jin’s cute sitting position though!!!

Front angle of Jin’s sitting position!

Also, why does it look like Taejin are holding hands?

Awww Jimin running to Hug Jin cos he just won the round for their team!

JiJinHope Celebrating yet again!

(Unfortunately, Brain Namjoon just swept the final win away from them...)

Let’s wait for next week’s Run ep where there’s Bangtan in Pajamas!

That’s it for this week’s Retro Variety Throwback Run!

Hope you guys enjoyed!

Until next time~

#jin harem #jinkook #taejin #yoonjin #2seok #jinmin #namjin #jin #seokjin #jimin #jhope #hoseok #taehyung #v #jungkook #suga #yoongi #rap monster #namjoon #rm #bts incorrect quotes #bts #bts ships #bts scenarios #bts reactions #bts run #bts imagines #bangtan #jin ship

[siglerprescriptiondrugcards]

Visine

Ingredient: Tetrahydrozoline HCl, oxymetazoline HCl, naphazoline HCl, pheniramine maleate.

Dosage Form*:

Visine: 0.05% tetrahydrozoline HCl.

Visine L.R.: 0.025% oxymetazoline HCl.

Visine Advanced Relief: 1% polyethylene glycol 400, 1% povidone, 0.1% dextran 70, 0.05% tetrahydrozoline HCl.

Visine-A: 0.025% naphazoline HCl and 0.3% pheniramine maleate.

Visine A.C.: 0.05% tetrahydrozoline HCl and 0.25% zinc sulfate.

Visine Maximum Redness Relief Formula: 0.2% glycerin, 0.36% Hypromellose, 1% polyethylene glycol, 0.05% tetrahydrozoline HCl.

Visine Totality Multi-Symptom Relief: Glycerin 0.2%, Hypromellose 0.36%, PEG 400 1%, tetrahydrozoline HCl 0.05%, and zinc sulfate 0.25%.

*Visine also has a variety of forms of artificial tears available which are not listed here.

FDA Indication/Dosages:

For the relief of redness of the eyes due to minor eye irritation (Visine): 1-2 drops in the affected eye(s) up to four times a day.

For the relief of discomfort and redness of the eyes due to minor eye irritation (Visine A.C.): 1-2 drops in the affected eye(s) up to four times a day.

For the relief of itchy, red eyes due to pollen, ragweed, grass, animal hair, and dander: 1-2 drops in the affected eye(s) up to four times a day (Visine-A) or twice a day (Visine Lisine-A) or twice a day (Visine L.R., Visine All Day  Eye Itch Relief).R., Visine All Day  Eye Itch Relief).

For the relief of  itchy, tchy, red eyes and ded eyes and dryness due to myness due to minor eye irrinor eye irritation (Visine Advance Relief, Visine Maximum Redness Relief, Advance Relief, eye(s) up to four times a day.

Pharmacology: Polyethylene glycol, hydroxypropyl methylcellulose, and dextran 70 increase the viscosity of the corneal surface, providing a wetting action on the eye. Pheniramine maleate and ketotifen are antihistamines which block histamine at H1 receptors. This results in prevention of histamine-mediated reactions such as watery eyes. Naphazoline HCl, tetrahydrozoline HCl, and oxymetazoline HCl are α-adrenergic sympathomimetics which effectively causes vasoconstriction of conjunctival blood vessels. This vasoconstriction results in decreased congestion and relief of minor eye irritations including redness. Zinc sulfate is an astringent.

Evaluation: Topical over-the-counter ophthalmic medications are indicated for the cosmetic relief of redness in the eyes and for corneal edema or treatment of dry eye upon the direction of a physician. Certain irritants and allergens can cause vasodilation and histamine release in the eye. Some common allergens include pollen, mold, and animal hair. Pain, blurred vision, or pus formation (infection) are symptoms of a more serious condition, and the patient should be examined by a physician. If the patient has a foreign body in the eye, removal of the body along with irrigation and treatment with a topical decongestant is indicated. If the body is difficult to remove or caused laceration of the corneal surface, a physician should be consulted. Styes are mild infections of an eyelash follicle or sweat gland and are usually self-limiting. Application of a moderately warm compress 3-4 times a day will help to bring the stye to a head.

Contraindications/Precautions: Consult a physician if the condition is not improved within 72 hours or it becomes worse. Remove contact lenses prior to use. Do not use in patients with glaucoma unless directed to do so by a physician. Use caution in patients with heart disease, high blood pressure, or difficulty in urination. To avoid contamination of the solution, do not touch the end of the dropper to any surface. Discard if solution becomes colored or cloudy. Do not use in children under the age of 6 years unless directed to do so by a physician. Use care in recommending any OTC agent for ophthalmic use.

Adverse Effects: Mild stinging may occur.

Patient Consultation:

Consult a physician if the condition is not improved within 72 hours or if it becomes worse.

Remove contact lenses prior to use.

Wash hands prior to application.

To instill drops: Lie down or head backward and look up. Pull down the skin under the eye creating a small “sac” of the lower eyelid. Instill drops into the sac and keep the eye open for a few seconds.

To avoid contamination of the solution, do not touch the end of the dropper to any surface.

Discard 3 months after opening or if solution becomes colored or cloudy.

#sigler nonprescription drug cards #10th edition #visine #tetrahydrozoline hcl #oxymetazoline hcl #naphazoline hcl #pheniramine maleate #ophthalmic anti-allergy #ophthalmic anti-redness #drug facts

[emjaybeeworld]

ADELAIDE AND OTTO (Part 4) A Mostly True Love Story

Someone called her name down the castle hall outside her room.  Louder and louder the excited voice echoed through the hallway.  The sounds of running footsteps stopped with a banging on her door.  A loyal subject carried an arrow with a message tied to it.  With trembling fingers she unfastened the paper.  It was from Otto.  He said that he was tied up in urgent affairs and had to remain behind in Germany.  He was sending his son to rescue her.  Adelaide’s heart raced.  Otto hadn’t been defeated.  It wasn’t him!  The note said that he wanted to discuss her offer.  She read and reread the message, but try as she might, she could ascertain no hidden meanings or affection.  She consoled herself with the certainty that he would still come for her and that he was interested in her bargain.  She would wait until then.

       When Liuthold returned to his father’s court, Otto was furious.  Not only had Lute disobeyed his orders but he’d lost the campaign.  His men were superior in every way and they should have been able to handily bring Adelaide back to him.  Instead, a good number of his finest were lost due to his son’s ineptitude.

       Otto abruptly walked away from his urgent affairs of state, calling together a vast army that he headed up personally.  He fought at their head like a glorious golden lion, spreading terror be-fore him.  Word traveled ahead of his advance that Otto himself led his men, dispatching anyone in his path. His powerful forces paralyzed the Italians with fear and they surrendered in steadily increasing numbers as the German king moved deeper into Italy.  By the time they arrived at the archbishop’s castle of Adelaide’s refuge, all resistance had ceased.

       As desperately as Otto wanted to see Adelaide, he had one last thing to accomplish.  He wanted first to retake the royal city from the usurpers so that he could return her legacy to her.  This act, he hoped, would not only place her other suitors in an inferior light but soften her heart toward him.  He had arrived prepared to handle any contingency involving Adelaide, determined to make no more miscalculations. With most of his forces he headed off for Pavia where 60,000 Italian troops waited to do battle with him.  Those he left behind were commanded to find Adelaide and bring her to him in Pavia.  

       As he arrived at the fortress walls in Pavia, the Italians, disgusted with Berengarius and Willa, refused to follow the commands of their hated king and queen.  They dropped their weapons, opened the gates to the City, and welcomed Otto, cheering him on as their conquering hero.  Pavia was his without the loss of a single life.

       Adelaide and her escort rode in to the deafening cheers of her subjects.  Otto waited impatiently for her at the castle gate.  She pulled her prancing mare to a halt.  His eyes consumed her waif-like face and emaciated figure clothed in plain dress.  Despite the horrors she’d suffered, strength and serenity shone through her enormous eyes. No one in the intervening years had measured up to the lovely young queen.  She was the reason that he hadn’t remarried.  He’d yearned for her and no one else could fill the void.

       Adelaide’s breath deserted her at the sight of the golden, leonine man striding toward her like a bright, avenging angel, flanked on each side by men bearing an uncanny resemblance to him.  No smile hovered on his lips, nothing to indicate his mood. He watched her gravely as he approached her mount.  A knight in her escort dismounted and took her suddenly disquieted mare by the bit. If only Otto would give her some indication of what he was thinking.  Instead, he studied her like one would a book, shadows chasing across his cerulean eyes.  Was that regret she saw?  Her heart plunged to her toes.  Try as she might, she couldn’t divine his intentions.  Hiding her embarrassment, she raised her chin higher, determined to see her way through the painful tableau of her creation.  

       A gentle smile tugged at the corners of Otto’s mouth.  Without breaking eye contact, he gestured widely to the city and palace at his back and, in a loud voice, announced to the assembly that their lawful queen had returned to reclaim her kingdom.  By his authority and the might of his armies, he would enforce her reign.  The Italians erupted in joyous pandemonium.

       The king reached up to a bemused and speechless Adelaide. Taking her by the waist, he lifted her up and off the horse as if she weighed no more than a feather.  His eyes never left hers.  

       A raspy clearing of throat broke Otto’s concentration.  With a start, he turned and introduced her to the men at his side, his two brothers.  Henry, the Duke of Bavaria, had joined forces with his brother to fight for Adelaide. Bruno, the archbishop of Cologne, had accompanied them as well.  Adelaide bowed slowly and gracefully before each man, straightening to kiss them on the cheek and thank them for their part in her rescue.  Henry and Bruno were struck dumb.  Over the back of her head, Otto grinned knowingly at his lugubrious brothers’ uncharacteristic lack for words.

       Otto waited patiently.  Adelaide took a deep breath, steeling herself.  She turned and faced him.  The deepest curtsy and show of respect she offered the king.  She sank down to the ground on her knees and, taking his left hand, laid her cheek against the back of it.  Tears tracked down her face as she thanked him for deliverance.  Then, with head down as if in offering, she whispered brokenly that she was Otto’s to do with as he pleased, now and forever.

       Overcome, the great king raised Adelaide to her feet.  Hands gripping the curve of her waist, he dropped to one knee in the dirt; and, in front of all the people, humbly asked Adelaide to marry him.  Forgetting their audience, Adelaide leaned over to place gentle kisses on his forehead and cheeks.  Her tears of joy splashed on his handsome, upturned face as she hiccupped and gasped, struggling to pull air into her lungs.  His beloved Adelaide had finally lost her celebrated poise.  The big king rose to his full height, crushing Adelaide in his mighty arms.  He whirled her around; and, setting her back on the ground, unceremoniously kissed her in front of the world.  His long wait for her had ended.

       Otto signalled his brother, the archbishop to come forward. Bruno performed the marriage ceremony there in the outdoor courtyard with the King’s army and the city’s inhabitants as wit-nesses.  The people shared in the festivities, happy for their beloved queen, and thrilled to be delivered at last from the cruel tyranny of King Berengarius and Queen Willa.

       King Otto freed King Berengarius and Willa on the condition that they abandon their wickedness. If they did not, he told them that he would come for them and harsh justice would be swiftly dealt to them.

       Within the year, Liuthold formed a conspiracy with two dukes—one of whom was his sister’s husband.  The three captured Otto, wresting egregious concessions and partitions of land.  The enterprising Otto escaped without assistance. He called his army together and, with the aid of his brother Henry, chased the three men down.  He nullified his agreement with the three dukes, because, as he said, an agreement coerced by force was no agreement at all.  As was his habit, he was lenient, only stripping the guilty parties of their titles and holdings.

       Liuthold lost his standing in the royal family and his right to succeed his father as king of Germany, as well as the dukedom to Suabia; Otto’s son-in-law died bravely in battle trying to redeem himself for his disloyalty to Otto; and nothing was heard of the third duke again.

       Soon thereafter, the Papacy struck a deal with King Otto to make him Holy Roman Emperor.  King Otto controlled a vast amount of Europe.  The Papacy had no control over Germany’s revenues and taxation.  Concerned over the breadth and scope of Otto’s control and the accumulation of taxes that the Pope felt belonged to the holy see, the title of Holy Roman Emperor was dangled in front of Otto as bait.  Otto took the bait, but pulled the Papacy in the lake and drowned it.  He was no puppet to be controlled by the Papacy.  He controlled the papacy and insisted on appointing his own bishops to ensure the integrity of the church.  He would not allow the church to impose unjust taxation on his kingdom.  

       The Pope turned on Otto, appointing a new emperor.  Otto chased the new emperor off and appointed a new Pope. He then convened an assembly of nobles and bishops to confirm his appointment and defrock the corrupt pope. The confirmation was made and the former Pope fled.  Never had the church been treated with such impunity.  

       Although Emperor Otto’s empire may not have been as large and sweeping as Charlemagne’s, he was more powerful because of his independence and insistence on separation of church and state.

       Before long, word reached Emperor Otto that Berengarius and Willa were again terrorizing their subjects.  Troops were dispatched and pair was recaptured.  

       Otto brought the former queen in shackles to Empress Adelaide for judgment.  Adelaide was now the most powerful woman in the world.  When Adelaide mildly remonstrated with the captive for her crimes, the former queen spat, "The only crime with which I reproach myself is that I didn’t kill you when I had you in my power."  Adelaide rose and walked down to the unrepentant creature. She gently unshackled the woman, demonstrating no fear of someone who had nearly destroyed her.  Then she signalled the guard to return the prisoner to her husband.  

       At Otto’s command, the former king and queen were transferred to an unknown location.  Berengarius and Willa died in jail.  No one marked the date and time of their passing and no one mourned them.  Adalbert, their son lost his fortune and holdings as a result of incompetence.  Adelaide asked for and received custody of his two daughters.  She adopted them and raised them as her own.

       Together, Otto and Adelaide had five children.  They built churches and monasteries; they were dedicated patrons of the arts.  They issued laws in the interest of their people and passed down decrees to protect them. They were benevolent and kind; their judgments were fair and merciful.  When the celebrated pair died, their subjects grieved deeply.

[sunnysidewrites]

Cat Hybrid!Woozi

Requested by anon: that was so cute omg can I request cat!hybrid woozy… angst bc feelies, but majority fluff? 

I AM SO SORRY I FORGOT THE ANGST PART SLJFLDFJ :(( IF YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN PLS REQUEST YIKES OMG IM SO SORRY SLDFJFLD and what’s with all of these hybrid au requests??? im shook AND THANK U GUYS FOR 100+ NOTES FOR LAWYER!WOOZI OMG YALL ARE AMAZINGGG

warnings: tHIS SCENARIO SUCKS SO MUCH IM SO SORRY ITS SO BAD and also Woozi got so cute and sweet it gave me diabetes 5 times rip i need more Manly Jihoon smh

Oh boy,,,, here we go

With another woozi au jesus christ yall

I can def see him being a cat anywayz let’s get to it

The sun was shining, a v v beautiful day!!!

so you and your friends decided to go out

You were walking in downtown and you guys were just aimlessly strolling and checking out shops as you went along

And then you’re like

O m y g o d wHA T IS TH A T

And you pointed to a cat cafe and you’re like pL S LET’S GO THERE NOW!!!

And your friends are like o boy ok sure bc they know how much you love cats

When you push open the door a little cute bell jingles and you’re already in love with this place

When you ring the bell, a bunch of cats perk their ears up and they’re like !!!! a human!!!!!!

You’re like aaaaAAAAA LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE KITTENS I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGG look yall cats arent my fav but there are seriously some cute kitties

“We need to buy a drink first we gotta wait”

“B-b-b-ut,,, but the kitties,,,,,,,,,,,, :((((((“

“laTER WE NEED TO PURCHASE SOMETHING TO DRINK”

You reluctantly leave the petting area and eventually join your friends in line on the other side of the cafe

You’re just sulking bc all you wanna do is pet the kittens :(((

As soon as your drink arrives you’re boLTING to the other side again

Your friends are like smh they canNOT BE TAMED

You’re sipping your coffee while petting a cat and slowly one by one more are attracted to you bc of the sweet scent of your drink :’)))

And you’re like this,,,,, is this what heaven feels like,,,,,

And in this au hybrids are quite common so you see a bunch here and there

You’re in the middle of petting a kitten whose head is leaning against your touch and purring contentedly when you notice,,,,

A lonely cat hybrid is sitting on a sofa diagonal from you and he has a slight downcast expression and you’re like omg :((((

You slowly get up and approach the smol little one and carefully sit next to him :(((

And you’re like ,,,,,hello,,,,,

He’s like :O!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone is talking to me!!!!!!!!!!!

He’s just kinda staring at you with the cutest shocked expression ever

And you’re like oh,,,, my heart,,,,,

“You look a lil lonely :(((“

And he’s nodding like yes :(((( no one wants to pet/talk to me :(((

And you’re taken aback bc he’s the most gorgeous kitty ever??? He has the purest whitest fur and he screams elEGANT just by how he’s leaning on the armrest

Why would no one come approach him??? He is a cute little cinnamon bun

And you’re like im sorry 2 hear that :(((

“Would you like,,, me to pet you??” you ask hesitantly

And he’s like o,,,,okay,,,,,,,

You slowly reach out your hand and start stroking him behind his ears and he bREAKS OUT INTO THAT CUTE GRIN YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT

And you’re like oMG IM GONNA BURST

He’s slowly snuggling into your hand and you’re like :’)))) im ded

“You can lie down on my lap if you want!!”

And poor woozi is just so shy and he’s blushing but he eventually rests his head on your lap and you’re like hE IS SO CUTE

You continue petting him and he almost falls asleep bc its just so soothing and he’s purring so much

An hour passes and you’re still there LMAO your friends are just like when can,,, we leave,,,,

“dO YOU SEE HIM SLEEPING ON MY LAP THIS IS NOT THE TIME”

“We haven’t done anything else since we got here,,,,,,”

“Fine :/ we can leave in ten minutes”

The whole time you’ve been petting woozi’s lil head especially around his ears

You wanna test whether he’ll wake up if you stop so you put your hand back to your side and anticipate his reaction

Just as expected, you feel him stirring within a few minutes

“Hnnngh,,,,”

And you’RE MELTING BC HE’S A LITERAL KITTEN SO CUTE!!!111!!

Pls save me

You really don’t wanna leave this cute lil one but you have to :((( and your friends may or may not be gesturing you to hurry tf up

You’re like hello,,,,, i must go now lil one :((((

Woozi is suddenly fully awake

He sits up and looks straight into your eyes and gIVES YOU THE SADDEST KITTY EYES lmao get it

And you’re like pLS DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LEAVE

Do you guys know that one selfie he took where he’s pouting??? Bc i’m reminded of that rn

You look so forlorn about his sad expression sdldljdjldf who can leave him alone!!!!

You give him one last pat and give him a sad smile

“I’ll get going now..!!”

And he’s still giving yOU THOSE SAD EYES DSJFFJLDSJKDFJLSLDJSF

As you lower your hand his eyes follow it but suddenly he grabs it and you’re like w ha t omg???

“You’ll,,,, be back,,,, right?”

And you give him one last reassuring pat on the head

“Of course, uh…..?”

“Woozi. That’s my name” and you’re tryING NOT TO MELT BC THAT IS A CUTE NAME FOR A CUTE CAT

You: *melts* “ok,,, Woozi. I will try to come back soon!”

And that was the last time he saw you :((((

For now

you arrive at the cafe about a week later!!! But this time you’re by yourself

As soon as the bell rings he’s like iS IT HER??!!! AND HIS EARS PERK UP AND HE SHOOTS UP FROM HIS SEAT

AND WOWIE!!!!! IT IS!!!!

He’s literally about to leap off the couch but he’s like @ himself ,,,chill,,,, ur chill,,,, u are very chill,,,,

And you nonchalantly glance over at where the couch is aND YOU GUYS MAKE EYE CONTACT

*.* – an actual representation of woozi

And you’re like aaaa he is here!!! And he’s at the same exact location!!!

You: *does a cute wave and smiles*

Woozi: i think i saw an actual angel

You get your drink and make your way over to him

He’s like aaa my fav is backkkk

He instantly curls up in your lap and i THINK I JUST GOT DIABETES FROM WRITING THIS???

You’re trying not to drop your drink bc wOW HES REALLY CLOSE

You start giggling and drinking your coffee

“Did you miss me that much woozi?”

he doesn’t answer, all he does is rub his head against you

And you take that as a sign to pet him behind the ears and his body relaxes even more

You stay there for around an hour before you have to leave again darn :((

and every. Single. Time. he gives you those sad eyes pls woozi let mE LIVE

It becomes a weekly routine to visit the cat cafe and just pet woozi for an hour

The cafe owner soon catches on how woozi would only look happy when he’s with you and he’s just like,,,, do you wanna adopt him or smth

“wHA T???? But isn’t he supposed to stay in this cafe??”

“Look, i’m not that blind to ignore how attached Woozi is to you and only you. Even when other customers come and pet him, he’s still sulky. You can have him if you want him.”

And you’re like ,,,,,,,omg,,,,,,,,

“OKAY SIGN ME UP”

You go over the necessities of taking care of Woozi and you’re walking back with a spring in your step

“Woozi guess what!!! You’re gonna be living with me now!!!!”

And he’s like w h a t happened

“The owner noticed you,,, were only happy when i arrived,,,, and offered me to just take you,,,,,,,,,,,”

And woozi is like oh gosh,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well it’s true,,,,,,,,,,,,,

“If you’re uncomfortable with that, I can just tell him–”

“nO NO THATS OK!!! I’m,,,, just astonished,,,, someone would want me,,,,,,,”

And you’re like omg that’s ridiculous??? You’re the best looking one here????

You take his hand and you’re like “let’s go home woozi!!! :)))”

Woozi Has Stopped Working

But he’s like oHMY GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS ME

And he’s so happy that he literally curls up next to you and you’re like oKAY I NEED TO MOVE PLS

So he’s like ,,,,fine,,,, and just stays really close to your body with your arms closely squished together

And you’re off walking to your home together :’))))

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tag game thing!

i was tagged by the super cute @c-cygnus​ thank u bubbie!!! 💕💖💕💖💕

THE LAST:  1. drink: hot water asdlkjdkf i’m boring bye. 2. phone call: mama 3. text message: “immu labs alternate! so each week i only have 2 labs!” i wish i was kidding. 4. song you listened to: walls could talk - halsey  5. time you cried: when i watched wonder woman aslkjsdklfj 6. dated someone twice: nope! 7. kissed someone and regretted it: i dropped my ipad onto my face and kissed it hh h h  h 8. been cheated on: no, and i hope it stays that way. 9. lost someone special: yeah askldjkf 10. been depressed: i don’t think so? 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: askldjkdf no.

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12-14. pink, blue and white!! 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yep yep yep!!!!! 💕💕 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: aksljkf yes. 18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah, which was weird bc like wow. people think abt me when i’m not there???? Wild, 19. met someone who changed you: yes! 20. found out who your friends are: askljdkf i already knew so. 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope HAHA

GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them! which is why i have like 10 friends on fb hahahalkjskdlff jk 23. do you have any pets: no T T i do plan on adopting a cat and a dog later on though!!! 24. do you want to change your name: nope! 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i went to an escape room w friends!!!! it was so fun i love escape rooms. 26. what time did you wake up: 9am! 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: talking to my bro abt the possibility of coleridge and wordsworth having a romantic relationship. fun times. 28. name something you can’t wait for: hixtape!!!!! myself to get my life together :( 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: um. 2 days ago? 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: myself asjsdlfkdkfl 31. what are you listening to right now: homemade dynamite - lorde 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no 33. something that is getting on your nerves: the weather, it’s so cold >:( and the fact that my wifi is super slow at night rip 34. most visited website: tumblr, youtube, sporcle, buzzfeed quizzes 35. mole/s: i’ve got so many?? too many. 36. mark/s: um i’ve got scars on my knees and arms?? 37. childhood dream: i wanted to be a flight attendant so badly but then i wear glasses so… rip 38. hair colour: it’s purple now!!! i’m emo bc it’s gonna wash out soon. 39. long or short hair: kinda long? 40. do you have a crush on someone: not right now! 41. what do you like about yourself: i’m pretty ok at puzzle games!! 42. piercings: 2 on my right earlobe and 1 on my left! i rly want a helix but ;;;; Pain, 43. blood type: b+! 44. nickname: askjdklf tfw ur name is too short to have a nickname 45. relationship status: ded 46. zodiac: cancer!  47. pronouns: she/her 48. favourite tv show: i havent watched tv in ages rip  49. tattoos: none and i don’t think i will,, bc Pain, 50. right or left handed: right handed 51. surgery: none 52. piercing: #42 53. sport: i can’t do sports rip but i like squash! and table tennis. 55. vacation: i visited taiwan and korea in the beginning of this year it was great. i’m also excited!!! bc i’m going to uk at the end of the year!!  56. pair of trainers: my converses have served me well.

MORE GENERAL 57. eating: nothing :(  58. drinking: my hot water 59. i’m about to: watch a let’s play HAHA  61. waiting for: dinner :’’) 62. want: stop! worrying! 63. get married: not at the moment and idk maybe not ever??? 64. career: i’m hoping i can get into med to become a pediatrician ;;;; if not an optom!! 65. hugs or kisses: h! u! g! s! 66. lips or eyes: eyes 67. shorter or taller: either!  68. older or younger: asjkldf as long as the age gap isn’t like,, massive. 70. nice arms or nice stomach: ???  71. sensitive or loud: both? 72. hook up or relationship: relationship???  73. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant hh h h  h

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: nope  75. drank hard liquor: yes……….. 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: no! thank goodness! 77. turned someone down: yeah aslkdjdklf 78. sex on the first date: no 79. broken someone’s heart: i dont think so?? 80. had your heart broken: yeah 81. been arrested: I Am A Good Citizen,  82. cried when someone died: yeah ;; 83. fallen for a friend: no!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: i try to!  85. miracles: THERE CAN BE MIRACLESSSSS WHEN YOU BELIEVEEEEE 86. love at first sight: no,, 87. santa claus: i did until i was like 10 HAHA now i believe in the spirit of gift giving 88. kiss on the first date: akjfkdslf depends? like. if u really like them and both of u are comfy w it then yeah?? 89. angels: yes!!!!!

OTHER: 90. current best friend’s name:  💕💖💕💖💕 91. eye colour: black?? dark brown?? smth like that 92. favourite movie: too many!!! literally every time i watch a movie it becomes my new favourite movie u cant ask me this

i’m tagging @jwiminnie @cutekookie @clairelions @spacedust-t 💖💕 only if u want to tho!!!

#it lowkey bugs me that 54 is missing h h hh h h #but anw have some useless facts abt me!!! #*p