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jazeswhbhaven · 3 months

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They Do What in Where?: Attack of Kings Beelzebub Prologue *Spoilers*

TW://kink involving Autassassinophilia is mentioned

Guys. Lovelies. Girlies. Peeps. Everyone. This is only the fucking prologue and I have so many emotions but only one thing on mind.

Fucking the ever-living s h i t out of Beel.

Welcome back to Avisos, everyone. We got a good dose of it during the Beel event, but yeah yeah

Beel sniffing MC will never surprise me nor will bother me because yeah sniff away.

Horny from smelling hair? I love him. He could literally smell anything on you and would get hard this is amazing to me

So what's going on rn is that MC and Beel are on some kind of date and he's showing them around Avisos and the little stores and such. He's like having so much fun and being very clingy. May I add.

MC keeps talking about him like this and I'm like Oh...yeah same brain cell because everything about him is u g h h h hgh hsoidnk

So let me get this straight. "Everything" is legal. Like think of the worst thing you can think of and that shit is legal here. BUT being a homewrecker is where they draw the line 💀 I'm just throwing this out here, TW btw, but imagine getting thrown in jail for seducing someone else's partner to be with you but the guy across the street that literally raped and murdered someone is walking around free.

I guess that's just Avisos??? Lol

Moving on though, MC and Beel are walking up to the first store and the sign says

NGL I thought this meant something else because it's BHM in the US (hey hey all of my blk peeps out there that follow!) and I had my own joke in my head about it...BUT it's its about fucking eating demon cum as a sauce.

That's a lot of fucking sauce.

Next we have

They don't even explain what the forest of mushrooms is about. MC just says "that's all about men..." (i can imagine it's literally a fucking store full of dick) and Beel goes to explain the shop that's next to it where you can drink demon spit that's been distilled.

He's even tried it a few times and there's not much to go around.

i can imagine why...

MC is pretty much worried about other shit though and wondering what was their end destination. And well-

Hello my angry bby, yes he would be mad.

Because apparently MC was having tea with Sitri and Ppyong and the tea was too strong so Ppyong was flipping out and that's when Beel made his entrance..

Just "HEY WHATS UP?" and took them away.

With his random ass, I love him.

When Beel gets this way I always wanna cuddle his face and give him praises and kisses and words of affirmation because I feel he needs to hear that he's loved and needed along with physical touch.

But MC also wonders why everyone else seems so chill that he's just walking around when they're normally flipping out that Beel is in town. Turns out he may (or may not) have put a spell on himself so no one notices him.

So my theory is, he's simply just diguised as a common looking devil of Avisos and not himself so that's why everyone is still running into him, bumping shoulders and not paying him any mind and MC is just MC.

Or...they both could be cloaked at the moment because I'm sure they'd recognize MC maybe...but I'm only going off how they interacted with MC during his Bloodshed card at the carnival. Also he starts sniffing up on MC again and it's getting him worked up so much...

Time after time, MC is always goddamn wet around him. Idk how he fucking does this or how he manages this, but it only happens with him and I love that quirk about their dynamic.

But honestly...the fact those are his three favorite places to smell has me wondering though if he likes unwashed parts (armpits/genitals) because there's a stronger smell, and during times when someone ovulates...if he likes that scent too.

UBIASJBFKJSABFKJSDNAKZJNFKAJSNFK JS HELP??????

I'm crying he's so fucking cute. He misses MC and that's why he's being so clingy and sniffing and being close and went to find them c h ok in fg

And MC starts going through the motions, even thinking about Minhyeok (HELLO WE ARE WITH BEEL RN FOCUS) and then finally tells him that they miss him too, and Beel is just all casual like "Yeah that's why I came to get you :D" c u t i e.

So they approach a store next where there's a knife, possibly surgical because Beel explains this

Ah, so this kinda debunks my theory that the demons here can just change their gender without any kind of surgery (you know just magically change or shapeshift that sort of thing) But it seems that the Avisos' devil's reason for swapping is for spicing up their relationships. Though, I'd like to think it's there for reasons of just devil's wanting to change their gender regardless.

Which Beel brings up "it doesn't matter if you're a man or woman, the devils of Avisos will love you either way" and it's like breaking the fourth wall for us players ^^ because they wouldn't care.

So now we're coming up on another store, and a picture of a noose shows up. Now, I made a joke to myself saying this is a fashion store for the devils of Hades...but uh seems this store is-

So I paused and was like...oh like those suicide assistance capsules we have IRL...?

And well...I didn't take all the screenshots but in short, it's a cafe that panders to those who get off on the act of dying/Asphyxiation/ being killed etc. I found the closest kink name for it: Autassassinophilia. (btw if someone else knows the closer exact name feel free to educate on this!) But yeah I was like huh, that's really not surprising that they have that there. It is Avisos. It is Hell.

Here's where it gets interesting tho-

OHHH the owner is one of Luci's bois? (probably not a noble from what it sounds like...but what if...)

And MC asks if that's okay for a devil that's not from Avisos to be having a store like that here and Beel is just like

LMAO POOR BAEL. Beel literally just lets him do everything and he can't be bothered to even know or care about the rules of his own country („ಡωಡ„)

So the date seems to come to a stopping point, and Beel calls it a "shelter". Well..

First I turned the sound on (I keep it off if there's no voice acting involved) and well the sounds from chapter one's porno thing MC was watching was used for the devil guy and chick that are randomly fucking in the "shelter" when MC and Beel first enter.

MC is literally me because they're like "Oh uh I think we're in the wrong place." And Beel's like :D NOPE!

And then there's also me, noticing that the couch is covered in fucking whatever and I'm like

im sorry that's fucking nasty please clean the damn couch 💀💀💀💀

So the reason he tells MC to say this...is because he slips their shirt off just all casual like and is teasing "Oh were you trying to help me???" YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU AIN'T SLICK. (lovingly)

This is the last screenshot I took because anything else was mostly just MC being like "wow so uh this is about to happen isn't it..." and then it cuts out as the end of the prologue.

BTW what I learned by getting the Bloodshed cards and having read the prologues to them beforehand, they literally give us the first story node in the unholy board to read so one could pretty much skip reading it when they unlock it (unless they didn't take a peek at the prologue but that's just my observation)

I'm personally gonna wait until they make it in the regular gacha pool, but I did peep that the first 10 pull is half the amount of seals...which is a good tactic to getting folks to pull with the seals. I'm saving them up though for something I reallllyyyyy want possibly a Lucifer card or something in the future. But already....Beel's is making me feel some things and seeing his sprite with that tank top is having me act the fuck up.

ANYWAYS happy pulling everyone ^^ see you when I do Levi's prologue next~

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb beelzebub #whb spoilers #whb screencaps #new card stuff!#beel is so damn hot i can't #i laugh at stupid shit sometimes i swear #tw kink mention #cw bodily fluids

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yelling-space · 5 months

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sex hcs

// Might be a lil heavy 4 a first post idk??? thought it be a good indicator of what u can expect from me in relation 2 each charter encase that's sming u want 2 avoid tho,

so enjoy this short summary the Main 4s feelings on/relationship with sex and daans here 2 for some reason

none the left over colours fitted Enki so i made him pink 2 spite him

Cw :(Impyed) child prostitution + s/a

Cahara

-whore by birth,slut by choise

-has a hate-love relationship with sex(regardless position) and kinda treats it like a "get out of jail free" card, rellised from a young age the amount of horrble suitions he can get out of if he opens his mouth a lil wider and swings his hips a little

-can be pear pressured/guilted into agreeing 2 sex + for as mutch as hes into and enjoys sex he feels so gross and unclean and not comfy in his own skin after regadles who its with (he will internaly throw up and try 2 rip his skin of if you call him "exotic")

-will cry if he has totally normal fully consensual sane safe sex w a partner/ his wife

-doesnt understand the religious belifes of immodesty or sodomy esply when those higher up dont tend 2 practice what they preach , OPPOSITE of a prude , open whore.

D'arce

-closeted butch top that didnt realize her desire to fuck pretty men was actually her lesbian soul shining through

-lotta her,,,less practical ,vewis on sex stem from deep rooted homophba + was 2 goal oriented and determined 2 became a knight 2 even think about or consider it before espacping the dugon

-full heartedly believed all women harbour a disgust 4 the male sex organ and that coupes just did not have sex endless it was 2 convive a child , as you can imagine she was in for a surprise when discovering that was not the case.

-horrifically inexperienced and guided by her desire to dominate, and thus becomes known for owning The Scary Strap" that medieval men are afraid of

Enki

-Dead body fucker. That Necromancy spell is NOT going to just go too waist ,

-not all that interested in sex in general and never really saw any reason to engage with it when spell books are literally RIGHT there . saying that he most definitely gets of on having something completely under his control regardless what end the "fucked-fucking" scale he's on

- not really into sex with living people + how he's probably kind of inexperienced due to an isolated upbringing hence the want for control over puppeteering a sexual partner (dead body), or the high he gets off inflicting acts of sadism given how his ideas of intimacy have been twisted from childhood

-100%%%%%%% a fucking freek btw just cuz hes not 2 instered in sex dosnt mean hes not a fucking freek man fucks dead people and probs vry mutch into s/m

Rag

-wife kink. you don't understand how much he loves his wife.

-probs thinks sex is something shared between two lovers and is something meant 2 be full of affection and enjoyed by both party's

-probs see's s/a being viewed as something incredibly disrespectful, cowardly and the abuser deserve of death getting his shit kicked in (this is funny because i like 2 imagen rag starts projecting his dead wife onto cahara when he starts 2 lose it in the dungeon)

-did not know sex work existed or brothels were a thing, got jump scared by it when taking cahra back 2 see his wife with the others , he was vry confused and not rly sure where he was MENT 2 look so spent most the time with his eyes glued to the floor, celling or his friends faces (he respects women even if he's not rly sure what's going on)

Daan

-lil sex adictic freek , dosnt even realy enjoy sex that much,just so used 2 it being apart his life hes not entirely sure what 2 do without it,+allows himself to ast least feel incontrol the situion (for once in his life) cus he knows what the goal is and faster he gets it over with faster he'll be left to his own devices again.

-sex is all he rly knowns and grown up around, as well as one the only things hes ever seen actually be meaningful to anybody,regardless there relationships with there partner. but it feels like its something he owes people/doesnt really enjoy it regardless if he acrly wants it or not.

-dosnt proply understand how relationships work or that there's more 2 them then just sex (or that people could even *want* him for more then sex for that matter)

-sex was allways seen as something transactional or something for control - cant have any of that with fagcat, but can at least indulge in it in a way that makes him feel like he's way 2 finally has some small aspect control his life again.

-Honesty like ¾ his sex life is just him being abused by Pocketcat

#cw implied child abuse #fear and hunger #I hate all them btw #Cahara🤝Daan it's not rape if I don't say no but also don't say yes #cahara #enki #ragnvaldr #D'arce #daan #daan von dutch #Funger #fear and hunger termina #Pocketcat #stupid rambles

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inquisitor-apologist · 7 months

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Look, if we want to go through with the Mando purge of Mandalore backstory, you could do a lot with that! That could be a really interesting direction to take Sabine’s character in! But, uh, making Sabine act ridiculously ooc for all of Ahsoka and then justifying that with a 1-sentence ‘oh her whole family died offscreen that’s why she’s a different character now’ is that also why she’s white, Dave? is uh. Not a good way to do that at all.

Like, imagine an alternate version of Ahsoka where that’s actually an important part of her character instead of a quick get-out-of-ooc-jail-free-card.

Ursa dies on Mandalore, either in the bombings or fighting Gideon, and all of a sudden Sabine is pulled back to Krownest to lead the remnants of her people (because from everything we saw in Rebels, Tristan seems like more of a warrior than a leader) and she’s trying to help her people, to safeguard Lothal, to mourn her mother and Ezra, and she maybe holds it together for a few years—but then Ahsoka comes back, with a new lead on Ezra, and here’s a chance to get away from it all, to get back just one of the things she’s lost. She takes it.

She feels awful about it, because she’s abandoning her people, running away again, but she just can’t deal with it, and she misses Ezra so badly. It’s not forever, she’ll come back this time, she just needs some time. Some space. So she throws everything into getting Ezra back, and it makes her reckless and blind to the threat of Thrawn because all she can see is Ezra. And then it’s an actual flaw, it’s the crux of her character arc, and in the end she’s presented with that choice, destroy the map or get Ezra back, and she chooses right, is able to come to terms with her loss and move on.

And then in the end, she’s able to help get Ezra back with the Purrgil and she’s able to accept everything that happened to her and lead her people. And reclaim the darksaber

Just—you could’ve done something with this, felony, but instead you just destroy her character and shit on all Star Wars?

#star wars #rebels #star wars rebels #sw rebels #the mandalorian #sabine wren #ahsoka show #ahsoka series #ahsoka tv #ahsoka au #Ahsoka rewrite #ahsoka critical #ahsoka series critical #ahsoka series salt #is this the original post tag

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crazy56u · 2 months

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Okay, I got two episodes to burn through (pun intended), and apparently we won’t find out until May if the show is getting renewed, so I’m a little peeved, but, here we go.

Last time on Quantum Leap: A whole bunch of Hannah.

Also, fucking Gideon indirectly forced Magic to throw himself under the bus.

Meanwhile in 2026/2024, Jen (in my head) spent a whole real time week trying to talk Magic out of this.

“I can’t imagine this place without you.” Well, if NBC decides to play fucking ball, maybe we won’t have to.

“Stay for one last leap?” “Not this time.” Show, I already said NBC was on thin ice with the on the nose shit.

And Ben leaps into that one level of Balan Wonderworld, so you know he’s in Hell.

“I’m a firefighter. Cool.” Ben, you are in the middle of a fire.

Oh goody, the TV committed suicide.

“We were testing my new circuit board-“ Either this kid is Hannah’s son, or he’s Kid Gideon. The literal only two options.

“Your dad is gonna be okay.” “That’s not my dad, he’s my neighbor.” Oh, so he can die then, cool.

“My dad died a couple years back. We all thought a heart attack would get him, but then he ran a red light.”

New Jersey fucking claims another victim…

“…mom, why are you looking like you know the firefighter? Does this have to do with that Cairo thing dad mentioned a couple years ago?”

And Ben is about to give Ziggy a stroke by exploring the stock market, and luckily Hannah is smarter than that.

Plot twist: Ben somehow caused that car accident.

“Hey, Ben, I know you’re in the middle of Hannah shit, but I gotta tell you about the Gideon plot now, sorry.”

Okay, so Ben’s guy is about to retire, shot in the dark, the leap has to do with him dying on the job.

Okay, I am now confident in my guess that this leap or the next will retcon Gideon from the plot if you’re doubling down on Magic “leaving”, I am confident.

“Whelp, I shoved a plant into a box, time to go.”

“You should have let them fire me.” Ian, no offense, but I am willing to bet Gideon is gonna demand all of you quit.

“Look, Jenn, I know you kept wanting me to not do this, so as a prize, you’re New Magic.”

So yeah, Magic is totally gone from the show for real, definitely gone- so anyway, back to Hannah.

“It’s been three leaps. I had some fun in the 80s.”

“Do I look old?” Hannah, you haven’t aged a day since 1948.

Ben, once again, unless you caused that car crash, stop blaming yourself.

Hannah is the key to Quantum Leap.

“This is the last episode I’m in, Ben. To celebrate, explosion.”

So, the plot has been hijacked by the Transformers, got it.

Okay, so now we’re doing The Towering Inferno.

CALLED IT

“Lady, stop acting like I’m talking to ghosts, I’m a firefighter, and you ain’t.”

“20 years of experience” is basically the Get Out of Jail Free card for this leap.

This is turning into the plot of a Webster episode…

How many fires has Hannah seen in her life, goddamn…

Ben, Hannah has seen Nazis and the ending of Red Dead Redemption, a fire ain’t nothing by comparison.

“The chagrined look on your face tells me Addison says I’m right, so I win.”

“HEY, WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR, YOU ANSWER IT!” Fucking mic drop.

Great, now the fire is chasing you.

“We gotta go through the fire.” “Fuck that shit, even if this is our fault!”

And Gideon has been ripping out the wires… Or it’s because Ian had shit timing, either or.

And Hannah has decided this burning building needs a love triangle.

“The one thing I did that actually worked”, my ass. Ben, you kicked cancer’s ass last week.

“Look at this from a cosmic perspective.” Hannah, the last time someone said that in this show, they were looking to be stuck in the Imaging Chamber for 1600 years.

And now the Fire Sheilds are armed.

Hacking into the power grid to defend the rock, roll goddamn tide.

I love how this looks like a music video.

The fire is angry!

There, they escaped the music video.

…is Hannah gonna die this leap?

I actually admire the fact Jeffery didn’t sneak back inside to get Josh’s stuff. [And three… two… one…]

“I know I just inhaled a bunch of smoke, but I just solved the plot-” “Ben, the building exploded again, that means Jeffery snuck back inside.”

Ian is having his Khan moment, everyone is doing great mentally.

“Math’s just not mathin’.”

So, the DARPA code should be in a museum, got it.

Jenn, stop acting like Magic ain’t immediately coming back.

Hannah, it’s bad enough Ben keeps blaming himself for shit…

And now the fire is retaliating.

God is fucking pissed at you all this week.

“Look, I know I��m pinned, but Jeffery’s more important.”

If Hannah does this episode, then this is a shitty way to go, dear god…

And Hannah decides now is the time to solve the plot.

Jeffery, it’s your own fault this is happening, stop being bitchy.

Jeffery, if you don’t want to see a grown man cry, leave now.

ANNNNNNND THEY FORGOT TO GRAB THE DARPA FILE.

“Time isn’t a river. It’s an ocean. Hopefully you trapped that file from my apartment.”

And Hannah dies…

“Let me use my dying breath to fix your relationship problems.”

Crawling on the ledge of a burning building. If I had to do that, I would instantly die.

Yeah, Ian, just type shit!

…is that constant idea gonna be the thing to undo the time skip?

The only way is down. I would 100% die on the spot.

How is Ben not shitting himself in fear as he does this?

“I know you’re scared! I’m scared too!” NO SHIT

“Choose courage! Jump from the exploding building!”

“Let’s go save your mom!” Ummmmmm…

And back into the music video we go.

Oh, cool, Hannah still has life in her…

NBC, seriously, you need to renew this show.

And Ben gets bailed out by a mention of retirement.

“Tell her thanks. She knows.” Fuck yeah she does, she was the only one to solve the plot.

And Hannah’s code turns out to be Stop ‘n’ Swop.

And in comes the armed gunmen.

“I wanted Ian fired. Magic didn’t do that, so, fuck it.”

Hannah got a sneak preview to this movie, Ben, she doesn’t need to see it.

And Jeffery is about to learn about Ben.

I love how Hannah is getting the kind of goodbye montage a show does when a character dies… despite not being dead.

“I wrote DARPA code to get you home, Ben. I even had a file in my apartment containing the data, you grabbed it, right?”

“…lady, why was I hugging you?”

And Gideon decides to be an even bigger asshole than he was prior, so Addison decides to steal a gun.

Addison, don’t play chicken with the universe here…

…so, they have the spare keys to Beth’s house, I take it?

One down one to go. Gideon is 100% gonna get retconned.

#as the world burns #quantum leap #spoilers #balan wonderworld #transformers #the towering inferno #a very special episode #Webster #the leap back #star trek ii: the wrath of khan #banjo kazooie

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the-most-sane-hp-fan · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes

just a quick little idea @mintsugarmy

---- *about to marry Lucius* Narcissa: Is this a good idea?

Andromida: Probably not.

Narcissa: Do I care?

Andromida and Bellatrix: No. but you certainly should.

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Sirius ready to kill Peter*

Remus: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

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Harry, looking at his watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

Also Harry: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

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out grocery shopping Hermione: takes a free sample twice

Also Hermione: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Ron: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

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Filch: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Ron when he and Harry crashed into the womping willow: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Mattheo, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Golden trio: I don’t always go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

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Tom Riddle: trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark

Tom Riddle: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"

Associate: Well, I-

Tom Riddle: How about "You banged my mom?"

Associate: No…

Tom Riddle: How about, I don't care for your filthy muggle holidays but here's a card anyways?

Associate:....

Tom Riddle: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Tom Riddle: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Buckbeak: Caw caw, motherfuckers.

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Fred and George: If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur!

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James: Yo is Peter sleeping or dead?

Sirius: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Remus: Yeah, so did I.

Peter: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Professor McGonigal: Can I be frank with you guys?

Hermione: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Ron: Can I still be Ron?

Harry: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Newt and Theseus sitting in jail together

Theseus : So who should we call?

Newt: I’d call Y/n, but I feel safer in jail.

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Newt: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Theseus : You were flirting with Y/n.

Newt: So what? They're my partner.

Theseus : You asked them if they were single.

Newt:

Theseus : And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Credence: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Credence: Absolutely not.

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Jacob: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Y/n: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Jacob: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING NEWT WITH ME

Theseus , picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Snape: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

James: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Peter: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Sirius: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Remus: My moral code, is that you?

Snape:

Snape: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Tina: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Queenie: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Y/n isn’t

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Tom Riddle: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Harry Potter: I think you mean cards.

Tom Riddle, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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starseers · 2 years

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DID is not fun.

It is not your get out of jail free card. It is not just roleplay with a different name. It's chronic, it sticks with you for life. It's a constant reminder of the things that happened to you and it's that one scar that will never fade.

To the systems who have healed a lot, who are able to live happily, I salute you. I'm proud of you and you have every right to be proud of yourself too. But the insensitive teenagers and young adults who are so insecure about who they are as a person that they look at a disorder that developed from childhood trauma, developed from things adults can't ever possibly imagine going through, and go "I want that", I pity you. I hope you have a good life, one that treats you better than whatever led you to a point that made you think like this, but it's time to grow up.

We have been through unimaginable, we have split and fragmented to stay alive. We can't even function alone anymore from all the fragmentation, at least not fully.

If you want DID, smash a bowl on the ground first and try to drink soup from it. Doesn't work, huh? All your doing is taking all the glue for that bowl from people who never meant to break their bowl in the first place. Now imagine there's a major glue shortage and you have to drive over two hours to get a single bottle of glue. Yeah. Let us have our spaces without fear of being romanticized, damn it.

I'm so tired of constantly seeing people's interpretations of this, of us. Especially when we are at some of our lowest points. It's not pretty. Flashbacks, missing time, missing years, people you don't recognize, places you don't recognize, enough panic attacks to power an entire town for 24 hours, to nothing. To being completely normal. To having to try and explain that to medical professionals who don't even believe in the disorder in the first place because before the online epidemic, there was the criminal epidemic.

Don't you see how shitty it is to pretend to have this, or do you just not care?

Considering I see so many people get defensive, people who are so quick to try to justify themselves, you know what you're doing is wrong, but why do it? Clout, time passer, attention, cover up for something else you have going on?

Open your eyes, DID is a disorder. Dissociative identity disorder. Hell, half of you don't even know that's what DID stands for, and that really shows that mental health educators have done a shit job, that or you only listen to people like me on some shitty app and use that as your research.

For fucks sake, if you need research links, come to my inbox and ask, just please listen to people who are actually certified, not Tumblr user blah blah blah.

Thank you for reading.

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niigata-division · 3 months

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ARB Birthday Special: Lyall Shiba

~~ January 21st ~~

“To forget the dead would be akin to killing them a second time.”

“Sorry, I’m a bit busy with a case at the moment if you could just…eh? Is this a gift?”

“My birthday? Oh shoot, it’s today, isn't it? Thanks for reminding me. Now then, if you excuse me, I need to focus on my case.”

Voice Lines:

“25 years old…if you had told me a few years ago I’d reach this age, I wouldn’t have believed you…or more accurately I would have been too drugged out of my damn mind to understand what you were saying.”

“My phone has been blowing up all day from my fans sending me Happy Birthday on PROFILE, so I placed it on silent. Not that I’m ungrateful, but I always assumed that with my retirement I’d fade out of the spotlight, but I assume not.”

“I had a dream last night…and I saw him just standing there with that goddamn smile on his face and…I just got so angry when I saw him that I wrapped my hands around his pathetic little neck and tried to choke him…I hate him.”

“I lit a few candles on my altar to send a few prayers to Anubis and Thoth. It’s a tradition I do every year on my birthday. Mainly, I pray that the next yearly cycle of my life is a good one, but considering I’m in the DRB this year I’m not holding my breath on that one.”

“Ah shit….I mean, hey Chief, I haven’t caused any trouble lately, so what brings you here? Oh wow, I didn’t think you’d remember it was my birthday. Awwww, I always knew you liked me, Chief! Maybe I'll even break my record for the longest amount of time without giving you a migraine. Ouch, so cold, Chief.”

“Uhhhhh….Chief? Is this a get-out-of-jail-free card? Okay, but why? Well, I better make sure to save for when I get into some major trouble then. Anubis knows I seem to always be in your office every other day.”

“Oh Hey Ayumu-san, I take you here to wish me a Happy Birthday too. Just a bit. I owe my life to you, Ayumu-san. It's because of you that I’m still here to celebrate my birthday. I can’t thank you enough for that. Easier said than done. Ah, you didn’t have to get me anything, Ayumu-san, but thank you.”

“Oh gosh, out of the palettes, you could have gotten…ah it’s perfect Ayumu-san. Did you know this is one of my favorite bands? No offense, Ayumu-san, but I can’t imagine you listening to this band. You're too cheerful of a person for some of the songs.”

Seiji Lines:

“For once you’re not in trouble, Rookie. I just stopped to wish you a happy birthday. Of course, I did. I know the birthdays of all the officers in the department. Normally, I'd wish you a Happy Birthday and just be done with it, but given that you haven’t gotten on my nerves much recently, have this. Consider it both a gift and a reward. Nope, a migraine is starting. *sighs* Get back to work, Shiba.”

“Of course it is. Given how often you seem to get in trouble, I would think you’d appreciate it. You can redeem it and get off scot-free from any punishment I would usually give you. Only once, though, so use it wisely, Rookie.”

Ayumu Lines:

“Lyall, can I talk to you for a second? Am I that easy to read, huh? Anyway, I'm glad to see you’ve been doing well, especially considering our…first meeting. I was just doing my job, Lyall, but if you want to thank me, just keep living your life would be more than enough. Now then, I know you're into wearing dark makeup, so I got you this as a gift.”

“Is something wrong, Lyall? It was one of the first palettes I found when I looked up ‘goth makeup’. Really? Maybe I should listen to them sometimes. Eh? Why not? Hey, it’s not my fault. I like to see the bright side of things.”

#hypnosis microphone #hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic oc #niigata division #valor guard #lyall shiba #seiji tsukimoto #ayumu hayami #alternative rap battle #arb #happy birthday lyall 2024

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It's really sad for MC because I think they won't be able to feel as if they belong anywhere. They are Vesphirian but the truth is that they grew up in Rosea and by the time they are an adult they will know more about Rosea than Vesphire. Maybe the food will seem more foreign than the food in Rosea which they will grow used to as they have it every single day.

Noooooo 😭😭😭that's even sadder dude, what the heck. Just imagine MC not knowing much about Vesphire but so much on Rosea. Just imagine MC silently hating themselves for not liking Vesphire dishes because how much more foreign can they be towards their own culture. How bloody sad is it to not know your own history but know so much about the ones that ripped you away from everything. How sad it is to be a stranger towards a part of your being. MC would grief since it feels like they lost half of themselves, like what kind of mannerisms they would've adopted from their family if they were still together, they would know how their siblings would've grown, and they would hate themselves for it, they lost everything the hell 😭😭 bro I need to stop, this is making me tear up before breakfast and I'm getting hungry.

I hate Luceris so much, hope the dude gets shit on by birds everytime he leaves the comfort of his own castle... he feels British ngl (like during their colonialism time yknow) I'm not sure if thats racist but I'm pretty sure I'm safe since I get a get out of jail free card for being in the commonwealth. If not, then uhhhh... i really like fish and chips 👍 Thanks for entertaining me though, hope you have a good day

Lmao of course it's sadder, making the story sad is my full time part-time job!

MC's loss of identity is kind of personal to me so I love to write it. Of course, MC's situation is a lot worse and unimaginable but I wouldn't be able to portray certain things if I hadn't felt the same to some degree.

I will deny the British Luceris allegations tho! Just because I like him too much to subject him to such cruelty /j 🥰

I hope you have a good day as well! 💗

#coe answers #crown of ashes and flames #crownofashesandflames if #crownofashesandflames #interactive fiction #interactive story

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borealisthegreat · 1 year

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pt 1 of posting tiny fanfic snippets cause I have commitment issues

featuring peter and harley being bros and steve being... confused

five likes and I post some supremefamily fanfic I have lying around loll

“Are you kidding me, bro?”

Steve’s brow furrowed as he placed the bread back in the basket. He was very proud of the grilled cheese he had made (which looked quite good, if he did say so himself), and another Avenger might be a threat to his masterpiece.

“No… jeez, you are joking, right?”

…That was a child’s voice.

What was a child doing in the Avengers Compound?

The kid scoffed. “No shit. He’s going to kill you, and DUM-E will cry. Do you want DUM-E to cry? Well then, you should have thought about that before you pulled this.”

Steve took the plate and turned to leave, but hesitated for a moment. He trusted FRIDAY, but…

A boy walked into the kitchen. He had to be no more than thirteen, and he ran his fingers through a head of fluffy caramel hair. “You’re an idiot.” he said decisively. In his hand was a StarkPhone in a clear case stuffed with stickers. The boy wore an oversized sweatshirt with a backpack slung over one shoulder, and he crowed with laughter as he strolled through the kitchen. He didn’t spare Steve even so much as a glance. “Are you kidding me?” he asked again. “I’m the problem child! You finally screwed up, Little Bo Pete, I’m not helping you cover it up!”

Steve moved out of the way almost robotically as the boy opened the refrigerator door.

What the—

The kid tossed a jar of peanut butter and some raspberry jam onto the counter, grabbing the bread from it’s basket. He tapped his phone and laid it on the counter. Another boy’s voice rang out,

“Come on, Harley, please.” Cars honked in the background. “Dad nearly had a heart attack the last time I got shot, he’s going to go insane.”

Shot?!

“Fuck yeah he will. And Pop’ll toss you in the astral plane and throw away the key.”

The second boy moaned loudly. “You suck,”

“You have been upgraded to ‘problem child’ status. It includes midnight lectures, no access to matches, and lunchbox notes that say ‘if you misbehave, it’s an eternity in the mirror dimension and back in time for dinner’.” Harley snarked, spreading a healthy helping of peanut butter on the bread.

“I know. I got your lunch last week.”

“Yeah, and meanwhile you get notes saying ‘I’m proud of you’,” A wicked smile spread across his face. “Well, that’s the end of that.” He smeared another slice with jam and smashed them together.

“Shut up.” the boy on the other end hissed. “I’m seriously worried, Harley. I need your help. Please.”

Harley put down the knife and leaned back against the cabinets, pondering. “Hmmmmmmmmm…” he said loudly, stoking a nonexistent beard with peanut buttery fingers. “What’s in it for me?”

His (brother’s?) response was immediate. “Homework answers for a month, one get-out-of-jail free card with Happy via me, and a good word from Spiderman.”

“Two months homework and Spidey says I’m the coolest guy he’s ever met.”

“One month homework, MJ helps you with English, get-out-of-jail-free, and you’re a superhero’s friend.”

Harley’s eyes narrowed.

“…And a happy meal on me.”

He paused. “Break the deal, and I place your LEGOs all over the house in the most random places imaginable. You will step on them, and you will beg for mercy.”

“I swear on the great and terrible spaghetti monster.”

Harley’s eyes sparked. “Done.” He threw the peanut butter and jelly into the fridge, the knife into the sink, and grabbed the sandwich off the counter (he hadn’t bothered to use a plate). He tore a piece off with his teeth and gulped it down. “Okay, Parker, here’s how it’s gonna go…”

He strode out of the room.

Steve stared after him.

Well, FRIDAY had allowed him inside, so…?

Then he put his (empty) plate in the dishwasher and headed to bed.

#mcu #peter parker #harley keener #brief mention of pastafarianism #steve rogers #bros being bros #funny #fanfic #swearing #supreme family

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supernatural s14e18 absence (w. robert berens)

DEAN Well, hey, here's to another miraculous Sam Winchester survival. Got to say, man, if Jack hadn't have healed you…

one might say it's getting a little absurd but whatever

i have zero idea how this is gonna shake out, with the kinda accidentally killing mary because she was gonna rat him out to the boys situtaion.

DEAN You know, lately, it feels like we'd be up the creek without that kid. I mean, first, he takes care of Michael and then Nick. SAM Kind of sounds like you're bummed about it. DEAN No. "Get out of jail free" card? I'll take that.

don't think it's the case here really because killing nick seemed pretty darned justified at this point but have noticed when there is a moral quandary to be had over killing someone, it's usually someone else that actually does it these days. if blog search actual functioned, you could get a number of results for quandary :p

so the cas not telling sam and dean about jack being clearly not right has come back to bite him in the ass.

LUCIFER Yeah. I'm your, you know, subconscious or whatever. Y-You whipped me up to help you figure this out.

so does jack get a hallucifer too then? (transcript says nick but it's lucifer)

LUCIFER All right? Buddy, you killed Mary Winchester. You cannot come back from that, and you know it. All right? You've been flapping your wings all around, trying to run away from what you did, and where'd you wind up? Right here, right back to the scene of the crime. JACK No. LUCIFER Yeah. Yeah, because somewhere inside, you realize that the sooner you accept it, the easier it'll be. JACK No, it's -- It was an accident. LUCIFER Okay. Tell Sam and Dean that. I'm sure they'll understand. It's not like family isn't everything to them

subconscious makes points

music while they're searching the cabin for jack/mary/dead nick is good. reminds me of hmm. modern thriller during a spooky/unsettling scene music. lol (it's christopher lennertz and tim wynn on music this ep. confirming yet again i am scores more likely to enjoy lennertz's score vs jay gruska's)

moments like this where it's like i can see the promise of what this show could be. a scene that's genuinely unsettling. slowing down and not focusing on this breakneck knee deep plot machinations, but setting a scene where the emotional tension that we know mary is dead and we're dreading them finding her, and finding this instead. dunno. it was very effective (and the music continued to be appropriate)

CASTIEL I know you know this, Mary, but, um, Sam and Dean -- they're -- they're glad to have you back. Whatever you still have to deal with and however long it takes, you should know they're happy. I mean, finally, they don't have to be so, um, so alone. MARY Castiel. They were never alone.

um, i think that's a bit of a stretch lol. cas was not around that much, and when he was it wasn't always good. they had bobby, lost bobby. have jody but see her even less. they've been hobbling between meager support systems for a while. cas only seems to really qualify in that way visibly onscreen in the past season or two at most? they talked him up but we didn't see it much.

DEAN Might have been Lucifer. Nick was trying to bring him back. SAM Yeah, but Jack said-- DEAN Who cares what Jack said? We don't know what happened! But I swear, if he did something to her, if she is -- then you're dead to me.

well. we know dean gets over shit pretty fast when it comes to the core group all things being equal, so i imagine he'd come around in a moderate amount of time. not like cas is ultimately culpable, not like when he broke sam's wall, for instance. it was a fuckup, but would jack have done something awful inadvertently-ish even if sam and dean knew right away when cas found out he definitely was off? ehh. everyone knew he wasn't acting quite right. but all bets are off when the person getting killed is mary (or heaven forbid, sam)

DEAN No, he knew. He knew something was wrong with the kid. He knew it, and he didn't tell us! He didn't even tell us! CASTIEL I was scared. I believed in Jack for so long, I I believed that he was -- he was good. I -- I knew that he would be good for the world. And he was good for us. My faith in him, it -- it never wavered, and then I-I saw what he did. It wasn't malice. It wasn't evil. It was like Jack saw a problem, and in his mind, he just solved it with that snake. DEAN The snake?! CASTIEL What he did wasn't bad. It was the absence of good. And I saw that in him. But we were a family, and I didn't want to lose that, so I thought I could fix it on my own. Felt like it was my responsibility. So I left. And I didn't tell you. If I could go back and just -- just talk to him right then and there, I would. But I can't, Dean. I failed you. And I failed Jack. And I failed --

cas, friend. you do not have a great track record with fixing stuff on your own. but i get it. but also, if you're trying to keep your family together, gotta communicate!

gonna try to resurrect mary with rowena, ok. i didn't see that coming

JACK I killed Mary. I-It was an accident. I-I didn't mean to. I just -- I just wanted her to be quiet. I just wanted her gone, but only for a second. And I just. I thought it. It all happened so fast. I need to undo it. You need to help me undo it.

you know i was thinking about this last night. and i think about the same kind of thing fairly regularly. mary could see she had reason to be scared of jack after the cruel way he killed nick (which everyone is a lot more upset about than i anticipated but ok). yet she still wouldn't lie to him about not telling sam and dean. an unstable, infinitely powerful child, essentially. and i think about the way that some people respond to people that are being aggressive or whatever. and you know, when you're someone that has been abused (like myself) sometimes you come away with a pretty ingrained fear of anyone acting off to do anything to avoid setting them off. i know that's not everyone's experience, for sure. but that was kind of an essential survival coping mechanism for me that's carried through. it doesn't serve me well in a lot of every day social conflict potential situations, but it is one that i think can sometimes keep you from getting killed 🤪

MARY Sam, everyone here understands what you've been doing and what you've been putting yourself through. SAM Yeah, I know, but Jack's been through a lot -- you know, losing his powers.And I haven't really been there for him.Sorry, Mom. I don't mean to lay all this on you. MARY No. Are you kidding? It's nice knowing I'm not the only one with parental guilt. How much did the two of you go through when I wasn't there for you? And even when Amara brought me back and I got a second chance, things got complicated. I got complicated. SAM Mom. MARY No, I'm just saying parenting is always a struggle.

heard. it's a struggle even when not these extraordinarily complicated and bizarre situations they're in.

SAM Dean, it wasn't just Cas. It wasn't. We knew Jack was dangerous. We always knew. Long before he killed Michael. You more than anyone. I mean, from the very beginning, you knew. But, you know, we fell for him 'cause he had a good heart and a good soul. Then he didn't. And that's on me, too, by the way. I mean, I'm the one who made the call to bring him back. He didn't ask for that. I decided for him. And you warned me. DEAN No, you didn't know, okay? We didn't know. SAM Exactly. We didn't know. But -- he had become our family. You know, after Maggie and the other Hunters died I just left. Just dumped Jack on Cas and left. I knew. I mean, I knew something was gonna I just didn't know it'd be this. DEAN I did it, too. When I talked to Donatello about Jack, he said he was good as far as he could tell. But then he talked about how powerful Jack was and that he could never really be sure. And it was a warning. I just couldn't see it.

i appreciate that they're both taking accountability

well. i guess they get some closure at least, having a body. i think by rights this should be upsetting me, but it isn't? nothing like the this season's absolute disaster of jack dying originally and dean hellbent on committing suicide/eternal torture. that was like. 3 solid episodes of ugly crying my way through them.

LUCIFER Well, I warned you. It's worse -- trying and failing. There's no going back. You realize that now. Cas, Sam, Dean they're never gonna trust you again. And you know what that means. What? You can never trust them.

the flaming hoops this show will jump through to keep pellegrino around!

is that mary with the baby one new? can't recall. they've added a few here and there past several seasons

glad they kept it to just the 3 of them, writer's 2nd draft script linked on wiki

SAMUEL WINCHESTER you better have a copy of that picture elsewhere before you burn it. you have so little of her! see, there you go, that's how you made me upset. thanks, show. push straight into the weepy montage of happy mary moments

?? that felt very... forced. whole scene did to me, but that was the icing on the cake

i liked mary, but never really connected with her i don't think. kind of like bobby, but even less to go on. don't blame samantha smith in the slightest, i think it's how they wrote her. she was great at the emotions. but this episode largely left me feeling 😐

#supernatural #spnwatch #spn 14x18 #robert berens #christopher lennertz #tim wynn #spn musical score

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poisonedrationality1337 · 1 year

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TW// Fakeclaiming and syscourse, skip if you need to//

As someone with OSDD, I will tell you it is NOT. THE SAME. AS D.I.D. So "elm" (btw, shit fucking job at blurring the names. Not very creative of you its almost like you WANT them to get called out. Didn't even bother blocking the pfp, prick.) Was telling you the TRUTH. They DONT have D.I.D. Take your fakeclaiming shit somewhere else.

//Fakeclaiming and syscourse over//

I can now see why the mods of this server banned Elysium. What they call defending themselves has devolved into circle arguments and even admitting to manipulative tendencies, using their BPD as a crutch to blame their issues on instead of picking up their own shit and owning up to it. Context, I have OSDD, BPD, Depression, GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder), and I'm Autistic. I do not try to pull a Get Out of Jail Free card every time I split cause someone did something that made me anxious or triggered a bad autistic response out of me-I pick my shit up, figure out a way to move past it and then I do. If its genuinely intentional and you're sick of it-BLOCK THEM. I cant imagine why if this shit cause you oh so much pain you would continue it. "They wouldn't change so why should I"??? You sound like my ab*sive father.

Then you devolve into calling them immature children for making an informed decision that they CLEARLY knew how this conversation would go? Considering your past, present, and now implied future behavior?

The mods did the right thing. Still on their side for this. That whole display was just....gross.

#syscourse #manipulation #still alive discord #portaldiscourse #chaos in elysium #mental health discussion

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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years

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Holaaaaa!!! I'm here!!! TUMBLR don't you fucking dare 🤨

Ok... here we go!!

I Don't Fucking Have Daddy Issues!

THE BEGINNING

Dear Shinyun,

I hope you are well.

Remember when I didn't like Shinyun?? I was wrong I'm a better hoe now!!

The only reason I’m writing to you – and to Edom by extension – is that I truly believe I earned this scholarship.

Yes, you have... I'm so proud of Magnus!!

“Nah. I know you liked it,” Alec grins into his neck.

Magnus smiles widely. “Challenge accepted, Alec Lightwood.”

Alec grins back. “Get to work, Magnus Bane.”

Sexy times are the best times!!!

“Do you know someone called Camille Belcourt?”

Unfortunately!! 🤢

“Um,” Alec says. “You said her name in your sleep.”

I detect lies!!! Alexander what the fuck???

“Valentine found out about Jace and Clary,” Alec sighs. “See? Nothing good comes out of putting your personal shit on the internet.”

Fuck Valentine!!!!

“No,” Alec replies. “It’s Clary’s. She shouldn’t have let this relationship happen. Not when she knows what her father did to Jace-”

No it isn't, I love this parallels so much because we always see things a certain way UNTIL it happens to us, then everything changes, I understand my twin because I am guilty of this myself 😞

“So, what? I can’t talk when I’m drunk?”

You can but you shouldn't, you'll fuck up!!

He doesn’t know if he is defending Clary – or himself.

“You can’t heal in a toxic environment!” Alec says in annoyance.

Imagine this Alec and future Alec having a conversation 😶

“Magnus! We moved on from that! Fucking Christ!”

When?? I haven't, Magnus hasn't!! You know what?? No more drinking for you!!

Magnus is tired of having to live with stuff for the rest of his life.

I wish he could say all those things, I wish his depression didn’t fuck with his communication skills 😭😭

“Yeah. Well. At least he didn’t rape my mom.”

Noooooooooooooo!!!! This is the cursed snippet

All he knows is that apologies feel good.

And Alec is very good at apologies.

I am not at this moment OK 😭

THE MIDDLE

I can already tell this part is going to hurt a lot!!!

“I would if I could,” Rafael sighs. “Anjali doesn’t let me.”

I too would do anything and everything Anjali told me because she is a Godess!!!

This is the first time they’ve canceled their weekly family meetings.

😭😭😭

He wonders who does Max’s hair now.

Is that why Max cut his hair?? 😭😭

Magnus moves forward. “I’d like to see it anyway.

Maybe you should listen to Rafe, he knows best!!

I will not be accepting any criticism about my family!!!! They are ALL going through a lot!! Mistakes will be made!!

“No. No, he doesn’t respond to my messages.”

Mavid pain hits differently, deeper 😭😭

Even though they called the boys Lightwood-Bane, they were only Lightwoods on paper.

What was that??? What about Alec adopting on his own??? 🤨

“Magnus,” Alec says, wiping his face with a wet towel. “What are you doing here?”

Horny mode ACTIVATED 🥵

I have a picture for this 😈 not me visualizing moodboards as I read 🤫

He wants Alec in every way possible to want another human being.

How is this both sexy and sad??

The thought of getting back together, even as a joke, hurts too much.

What is this?? Why am I crying??? I've been through worse, I'm stronger than this!!!

Magnus wants to hold him and kiss his head and tell him it’s okay.

And I want to wrap the four of you in a warm blanket and keep you safe and happy!!

“Which precinct?” Alec asks.

“99th.”

Sorry I can't help myself

“Get him out, Alec,” Magnus hisses. “Get my son out of there right now.”

I love Max, I do but he needs a lesson, being hurt is not a get out jail free card!! I'm with my twin on this one!!

Alec sighs again. “I told you not to look.”

Yeah, but he doesn't listen 😔 and now we're all hurt!!

There is no one stronger in this world than a person who has to fight their own mind. Every single day.

Magnus you are brave!! This whole discussion is awful Max’s words are so hurtful and full of rage 😭

“That’s what you wanted, isn’t it?” Magnus asks. “Now you have it.”

Please let this be the wake up call Max needs, I can't take it anymore!!!

The words ‘Go Kill Yourself’ written across his eyes.

😱 Maxwell!!!!

Max comes back to him 27 days later.

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

THE END

Am I ready for more pain or should I stop??

“No. This is Albany,” he hears the voice reply. “You’re in Albany. You’re home. Dad. Open your eyes.”

This made laugh, I'll be fine!!

“Leslie thinks you have alcohol poisoning.”

No shit 😒

“Get my fucking phone, Max!”

Get it Max, we need to do some damage control... (god I hate those words now, thanks for the new trigger Dani 🥲) RUN MAXWELL RUN!!!

“Not that,” Alec shakes his head. But also, a little bit of that. “The baby.”

THERE'S NO BABY!!! THERE IS HOWEVER A VOICE MESSAGE THAT NEEDS TO BE ELIMINATED!!! Focus people!!!

“Did you seriously get drunk because you thought bapak and Shinyun were gonna have a baby?”

We are dramatic bitches what did you expect!!! Is how we roll!!!

Maybe there is some magic technology that will help them do that. Please!

Nope!! You're going to do the one thing I don't want you to do, call Rafe 😔 I feel dirty, sorry Rafe, you deserve better

Then he hears Rafael sigh. “I’m tired of helping you out, dad.”

This was about that secret I don't wanna know, right??

Max throws the blanket over him and kisses his head. “I love you. You absolute fucking disaster.”

Cachicamo diciéndole a morrocoy conchudo 😒

Alec and Max go on an adventure!!! I love this disaster duo!!!

Oh no, I hate Twitter 🤮

“I hate that they look good though,” Max says, glaring at the cover. “Hot people are fucking annoying sometimes.”

Totally!! How dare they be so hot?! Fuckers!!

Shinyun opens the door.

Noooooooooooooo!!! Is this that other cursed snippet???

Wearing Alec’s white Princeton hoodie.

🥰😍🥰😍 I am living!!!

His guardian angel.

Our guardian angel!! He is best!!!

“No silly,” Max giggles. “The office. The one in Manhattan. It looked very cool in your photoshoot.”

Can you imagine if Max falls in love with Edom? 🤣🤣 because if anyone can make that happen is Shinyun!!

“Your sympathy is appreciated,” Shinyun nods. “Let’s go, Max.”

Alec wonders if it’s too late to back out and try to the hacking option.

Maybe you shouldn't have opened with I fucked up... but we can still salvage this!!

“Use my phone!” Alec holds out his device.

NO! 😳

Magnus frowns. “I’ll get my own.”

NO! 😨

Magnus stares. “You sent me a drunk voicemail, didn’t you?”

Yeah... about that, don't listen to it 🙏🏼

"Just don't," Alec shakes his head. "Please."

Magnus can you please this one time listen to your family? Pretty please 🙏🏼

“Then I don’t want to listen to it,” Magnus says. “Delete it, please.”

🥲 thank you Dani for this mercy 🙌🏼

“I’m sorry this made things weird,” Alec points out, clearing his throat. “I know we are both in a good place. Post-divorce and all.”

Are you? Are you really? Is not a bad place, is better than where you were but let's not get carried away 😒

Look at them talking 😍 is the small things!!

“Yeah,” Magnus nods. “You really went from deleting messages in my inbox to telling me about your creepy voicemails.”

What???

Magnus seems to have fallen asleep on him.

I am happy 🥰

Saying they’ve arrested his son.

Oh no 😔 Rafe!!!

Is not Max... Alec es mi pequeño precioso 🥺

Jace had even told Alec about the incident with Kyle. The truth of it.

Thank you Jace!!!

“Looks like I am doing just fine,” Rafael gestures at their surroundings.

Rafael you are so far from fine... I can’t even!!! Anjali is going to be so pissed

“You can’t make it better now,” Rafael smiles. “You should have fucking left me in Buenos Aires.”

Thank you Dani, I hope you're having a nice time on your trip, post some pictures if you can, your country is beautiful 🤩

💚💚💚💚

Just know that I loved the fuck out of this 😎

#tlnd

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the-least-tactful-writer · 2 years

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I like to imagine there is some massive store in every major dc city (containing rogues) that just sells rouge merchandise.

Off of that, I like to imagine everytime someone buys stuff based on them they get a cut of the profit towards their like ‘jail/institution card’ shit.

((Batman fan going to list examples))

Like someone buys a Joker themed doll and he receives like 10¢ he can use at Arkham.

And this just builds slowly till some of their like ‘Cards’ are maxed the fuck out cause like wtf they really going to spend it on?

Jonathan Crane would probably use the money to buy himself textbooks or like free time alone in the library. Riddler buying himself puzzles and board games. Ivy buying herself plants and so forth. The list goes on.

Or they’re using the money to pay for like lessons to get recertification in their previous work fields. Jon in psychology with Harley, Harvey in legal, Victor in Cryogenics, etc.

I think the therapists and people at Arkham would just let them cause like it’s improving their mental health so why not? Though there’s probably some limits on like things they can get.

Like “No, Joker you cannot buy a bomb”, or “Nygma we can’t give you a computer. Why? Because last time you hacked one and changed all the inmate files to change their IQ to a ‘reasonable’ 0.”

Even best part, I like to imagine that the Arkhamites that aren’t rouges are super fucking jealous.

“You let them (pointing to Harley, Jon, and Harvey sitting at a table on tablets) have electronics? Why can’t we!”

“We’ll, they’re taking courses to get recertification in their previous jobs. While you an (insert any job that doesn’t need an extensive education) do not need that to improve your stay.”

#batman #headcanon #dc rogues

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macaroni-rascal · 5 months

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I was too tired yesterday to do a recap but then again, I have so. many. thoughts., so let's do this.

I didn't watch the jr men free, I bailed as soon as I heard Michael Buble. I like Adam Hagara the most of this batch of boys, something about his fundamentals gives me hope that he can only go up from here. The rest will probably get lost in their nations' deep fields, which is a shame.

The jr women were a veritable jewelry box full of the most precious gems and I can't wait to see them sparkle over the next decade or so. They were hands down the highlight of the weekend for me. And overall they had age-appropriate material, which I really appreciated.

The jr dance FD event was way messier than the RD and far less inspired. Kiliakov Jr. is a very good skater but his parental units belong in jail for this Duchesnay knockoff, I've only ever heard that stupid flute against my will. The winning Americans moved and skated really well, but it was to the melody and not the beat, which defeats the whole purpose of ice dance. Another egregious example of this elsewhere is Gauthier/Thieren's Woodkid. Nevertheless, it was nice to see skaters from different schools all do so well and have good basics. Btw, who knew the Canadian jr field was held together only by the strength of Noah's knee ligaments? Poor kid, I hope he can recover because Jordyn is so phenomenal.

Ava and Yohnatan are such diamonds, their skating makes me so happy and I hope they have a smooth transition into senior in a few years. Jaz and Kiki have amazing chemistry, but Oakville has been sending out these jr pairs that lack half the elements and it's been so nerve-wracking to watch. Idk, maybe send them to Milton a couple of times a week to get jumps? Also, ouch, what a rough skate for the little Flores sis, it all looked so painful. But omfg, the Georgians. I didn't think anything could be worse than their short, but I've seen their FS and their exhibition now and all I can say is WTF. Russia will round up its gay people but then send skaters out with the gayest programs imaginable with sense of zero irony. She can sort of pull off the theatrical dress but his outfit would blend in nicely behind a set of prison bars, which is where it belongs. That silly collar will haunt my dreams. And the little tiara? What if she flies head-first into the boards? Truly no sense of self-preservation whatsoever. Just a hot mess. And their ridiculous exhibition really took me out. Why was she dressed as an elf card dealer and why were her boobs around her neck? Did we really need to see this boy in his unmentionables? So many choices, so little sense. I loathe a gimmicky exhibition or program in general - if you're not H/B or Kurt or somebody like that, stay home.

Speaking of the exhibitions, I didn't bother with most of them, but the only ones who were able to pull off being playful without being cringe were Sara and Niccolo. G/F's exhibition looks like something C/B would do as a competitive program. And if I hadn't cancelled G/P already over their other material, this country-ass Woody and Bo Peep exhibition would've been it for me. But this is the same team that skated to Evita during an economic downturn when Paul comes from LatAm colonial money, so my expectations of them are so low as to be subterranean. And Ilia tripping on that stupid hat tells me that he needs to learn the first rule of ice dance: NO HATS!!! None - no elaborate headgear, no easily detachable hair accessories, no hair pieces heavier than the skater's head, nothing! Rules #2 and #3 are, naturally, keep your ass off the ice and don't mess up the twizzles. That's it. You'd think there'd be more to it than that, but no. A skater might think they're being innovative by putting excessive shit in their hair, but they're actually being dumb (as an example, watch Bobrova/Solovyev's OD in Vancouver and how their sailor hats kept sliding into their eyeballs). Btw, Ted saying that Kevin had an uncharacteristic meltdown in the free had me cackling - Theodore, that was exactly on-brand for Kevin, where the hell have you been? If anything, his recent consistency has been the anomaly. Smfh.

I guess the senior events will have to be a separate message lol.

I'm going to take your word on all of this, Fashionista Nonny, because I didn't watch any of the juniors, and I rarely, if ever, watch any of the gala. So I am going to defer to you and just say I agree with you across the board because I trust you implicitly.

#konner talks skating #fashionista nonny

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