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Oz Cobblepot NSFW ABCs

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

look, the man lives to spoil and indulge others he's all about aftercare it helps reassure him that you were actually INTO him and wanted him enough to fuck him so he naturally wants to pay you back either by cleaning you up or just holding you. If its just a one off I think he'd be pretty quiet afterwards not really wanting to "ruin" the mood by talking about what's going to happen next but in terms of milk and roses he's actually comfortable in silence, he doesn't rely on that reassurance as much as he used to. But young oz? Total prick as soon as he's finished you're out of his bed and there might be a taxi waiting for you outside.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

As cliché as it might be, he does like his hands. He's done a multitude with them in his life and he actually owes his life to the strength of his hands. Back when he was younger he'd strike fear whenever he'd gut punch or knock someone out cold with one strategic hit to the head and now he wheels and deals the finest and the worst of Gotham City with handshakes that line his pockets with more cash than he could have ever dreamed of. Not only that, but he can make you cum in 60 seconds flat with his thick calloused fingers, the same ones that give him away every time he meets city officials for the first time - as much as he likes to dress the part he'll never shirk off the way his lifestyle has permanently scarred his body. As for a partner? Oz is an ass man through and through if he doesn't have his hand resting on your ass or lower back its always inching towards it when you're out and about with him. He's not strong enough to resist giving a pinch or a gentle smack as he walks by you to be honest

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Goes without saying he has a breeding kink, and in the milk and roses universe it's never really spoken about. The first night you weren't really thinking about it and now whenever you have sex he goes in raw not that either of you complain but you know it drives him crazy to see his cum slip out of you. Especially if you've had a quickie in his office or the expansive bathroom of the 44 and going back to whatever meeting he had excused himself from. Not paying a lick of attention whoever is begging him for extra time on repaying their drops debt he's thinking too much about how you're still dripping from across the room with the others

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Do not try tell me oz isn't the kind of guy to steal your underwear!!! I've already talked about this but he totally is that kind of guy to jerk off with it later and truthfully it turns him on more how gross it is of him to do it. He already loves degradation so he likes to imagine if he was caught too. He only started doing it after his accident and gaining weight. He totally lacked the confidence he once prided himself on, so why not take a parting gift? Once you know about it, you could tease him endlessly over it and threaten to let his secret out in the heat of the moment and it would only make him harder 👀

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Young oz had endless encounters when he got in this line of business, if someone put a gun to his head to ask how many he couldn't give an honest answer or even a ballpark estimate. He knows just about every trick in the book and is always up for learning exactly what makes you tick and scream and cry. He takes it as a personal challenge to get you to cum as hard and as fast as possible. And there's always room for improvement w oz and he loves it

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I think younger oz would be fine with just about any position, whereas older oz would prefer you riding him. It's less strain on him and gives you full control so what's not to love? It also means you can choke him easily while you grind down on him. You had done it sparingly when he's been on top but always a little afraid he could smother you. Not that you'd mind lmao. He definitely goes a little harder and rougher when you suggest doggy style tho cos he's definitely an ass man like I said and his brain nearly shuts down every time you're on your hands and knees for him with a pillow under your hips

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's definitely serious with a one off thing or even at the beginnings of seeing someone when he's in bed. The more he gets comfortable with you the more likely he'd be to be a little silly or jovial. It's not a side a lot of people get to see, let alone a side Oz has seen in himself for a long time and its more intimate than sex

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's covered in it. When I say hairy I don't just mean his chest, I'm talking about back and shoulder hair that he hates but can't be bothered to do anything about it. As much as he dislikes it, he think he'd look stupid if didn't have it and you always manage to change the subject whenever he mentions getting rid of it. You couldn't imagine him without it now it would be wrong on too many levels. Besides you like how his chains rests on the curly hair when he steps out of the shower, and the tufts that sit on his lower back when he rolls over in bed too much. You are guilty of plucking one of the long hairs on his hands and wrist when he's being annoying and also to hear the dramatic yelp he lets out every time.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He might not look like it but Oz is a sap for romance, you've caught him getting a little misty eyed when certain old songs come on the radio in the car or at his place. And he usually mumbles something about his parents dancing to this at an anniversary years ago. When it comes to the bedroom it's no different, even when it's a quickie and you're both too horny to string a sentence together he manages to land a couple heated kisses on your lips. Always accompanied by a large hand cupping your cheek and fingers brushing behind your ear. He's very much into eye contact when he's fucking you, it's another way of letting himself know you want him and you're not thinking of anyone else but him

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Had a decent enough sex drive for a guy in his fifties but in terms of milk and roses he's got a new lease of life when it comes to his libido. He finds himself having to jerk himself off a couple times a week when he's supposed to be working and when you send flirty texts of what you've bought and nudes he can't think of anything else. It's a rush for him and you've inadvertently helped him cut down his drinking habits, purely cos he wants to be able to last long enough with you when he can. He's only jerked off a few times in his office on quiter nights when the dressing room next door is empty, mind always going back to the first night he met you. Every time he finishes into his free hand, he swears he's going to fuck you right on the plush couch like you wanted.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise kink, degradation kink, femdom, findom, choking, humiliation, dom/sub dynamics

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

There's no possible way for him to pick just ONE place. He’s had you just about everywhere in both your respective apartments but he is partial to fucking you the dingy breakfast table of your apartment. Having you bent over it with wild gasping breaths is enough to finish him off early if he's not careful. He's too enamoured with the way you meet his thrusts every time, showing you're just as eager as him

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Oz has always been a creature of indulgence and giving in. So anytime you splurge with his cash or his credit card statements come in, he gets too turned on to focus on anything else. The idea of you draining his bank account has been the straw that broke the camels back a few times when he's jerked off at work or in Carmine's office when he's stepped out to take a call. And when you tell him he'll be the king of Gotham? He's practically non verbal at that point, all the praise and love you give him sending him over the edge when he pictures fucking you in front of the glass window of Carmines office. His soon to be office, you remind him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I feel that as open as Oz is, he couldn't bring himself to hurt you no matter how much you would try reassure him you want him to. It's different for him to want to be hit or roughened up a little, its about giving you the control and deep down he does believe he deserves the treatment. He just can't imagine doing it to you, it turns his stomach to think of doing something accidentally hurtful for you in bed let alone on purpose

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He LIVES to give head. You could shake him awake in the middle of the night to say you want him to go down on you and he'd jump at the chance. Oz's love language is acts of service and this is no different for him. It gives him the opportunity to show his gratitude for you without having to find the appropriate words for his feelings. He's not the most articulate but he knows you understand with every caress of his scarred cheek and the dig of your nails in the skin of his neck when he goes down on you. I've talked about his reluctance to receiving head in milk and roses and its something he's beginning to enjoy again like he did when he was younger. He knows he's not much to look at, at least in his own eyes and is never pushy if you aren't into the idea for whatever reason. You really need to drill it into his brain that you think he's sexy

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on the context really. He's equally skilled at both and if he were to be honest he does enjoy taking it slow. It gives him the opportunity to drag things out for him (ever the masochist) and give you as many orgasms as possible before you tap out. He never thought he'd live to see the day he'd enjoy a slower fuck in the middle of the day but he does. Must be a symptom of getting older he thinks. If you're feeling particularly hot for him you know the buttons to push to get him pounding you deep and quick in no time so it's a happy balance of whatever the two of you are into in the moment

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves a quickie, will gladly take one whenever he can. It makes him feel young again truth be told and fucking you at the Lounge is what he's been waiting for his whole life, and he says all the time he wishes he met you when he was young.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's all about risk, anything you throw at him he's game for. He likes to remind you he's been around the block, and has no real anxiety about trying anything new. If you suggest something he hasn't done before it takes him by surprise, but it turns him on to think that he's inexperienced in something and you're the one who gets to show him the ropes (do not pardon the pun)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's really only got one round in him and he makes it known early on, but he's more than happy to focus on you for however long you want him! It's a rare and welcome surprise when he's got a second round in him and he puts it down to cutting back on the booze. Who needs it when he's practically vegetative after a good session?

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't own any toys of his own, the girls once tried to buy him something for Christmas one year but someone blabbed and Oz was completely embarrassed and banned any adult presents from being exchanged at secret Santa (no fun allowed 😡)

He's into using them with you or on you exclusively, he's just shy at the idea of buying them. Yes unfortunately you are fucking an old man stuck in his ways. He loves your magic wand and it's become a good friend of his either by making you come even quicker than he can, or when you feel like focusing on him and running it along the length of his dick. You swear you've never seen his cock so red and wet, and you most definitely have never seen him cum so much after a few minutes with it on a medium setting. Plus the needy sounds he made throughout, the ones he couldn't hide or bite his tongue to keep inside were music to your ears 🥰

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

You could picture oz as a tease and he is in some ways. When you're in public like in the lounge he likes to tease you by saying he wants you to sit on his lap and feel his hard on for yourself but when it comes down to it, he loves to spoil you. He'd give you anything you asked for, and he's prepared to do it. In between the filthiest dirty talk you've ever heard, he'll whisper in your ear to tell him what you want and you know he'll deliver 😈

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He never stops talking, broken sentences that start and restart several times if you're riding him. Little gasps and whimpers disguised as grunts when you take control. You can feel him practically growl from the depths of his wide chest when you bounce on top of him. As much as he likes to show off, he's not above begging and will gladly do so if you tell him that's what you want to hear. He'll beg nicely, quietly, loudly whatever way you want if it means he can cum and he loves when you flex that power over him

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Would gladly wear a cage for you, he's daydreamed about it a few times since meeting you and seeing you get into the financial domination side of things plants the seed in his mind. You've asked in the moments before climax who owns him, and who owns his dick and he happily splutters that its you and only you each time - he hopes you'd be into the idea of keeping him locked up for your use only. He just has to think of how to bring it up, he secretly hopes you will first.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

We've all seen colins dick, we all know it's FAT. Oz foolishly thinks it looks smaller cos he's gained weight to which you reply that you're glad you met him when you did. You don't think you could have taken much more of him to begin with. He does love when you tell him how big he is when he's inside you, or much he's stretching you. It puts him under your spell every time 😏

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Fairly high, especially since meeting you. But Oz gets turned on by the violence that's married to his life and business, so he tends to bottle it till he sees you and well we know what happens 🥴

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As much as he'd like to fall straight asleep, he likes to make sure you're settled and comfortable first. Even if he's fighting to keep his eyes open, he'll mumble some sweet pillow talk first before he dozes off. You can barely understand his words but appreciate the sentiment in his warm tone.

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