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luvvixu · 4 months
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you being self-conscious about eating
context: husband!gojo, drabble, argue with the wall or admit that's toru's like this, he's so mmmhhh, got inspired while daydreaming about eating noodles but then regret cuz of the calories huhu, i love y'all and hope you can eat your favorites this xmas :>
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you are used to people telling you that you eat too much and always scared of gaining weight—and this wholly affects your self-confidence and your self-consciousness increases whenever you feel down. but now, you have someone that loves seeing you eat, your loving husband—gojo satoru.
whenever the two of you are chatting about you being overwhelmed and conscious about your weight or eating habits, he's the type of a guy that would literally comfort you to eat whenever you're hungry.
"why aren't you eating? is the food bad?" your husband asked you, halting his munchings just to ask you. satoru wears a frown on his face, worried that his cooking isn't aligned to your likings.
"no, no. you know i always love your cooking. it's just…" you sigh, wrapping your arms around your stomach, feeling conscious about your weight recently.
satoru watches you, he already knew what you meant. suddenly, he gently holds your arms to stop you from clenching your stomach. looking at your husband, you saw the softest smile on his handsome face.
"just eat, hmm? i know you're hungry." satoru slightly nudges your plate, encouraging you to eat. he's right, you're hungry but your emotions are eating you more.
sensing that you wouldn't budge, satoru remained patient and understanding towards you. "if you really feel bad, we could exercise together. just don't starve yourself please. that's very unhealthy, baby." he added.
his words somehow brings comfort to you, as usual. smiling slightly to your husband, satoru suddenly stick out his chopstick with a good portion of food in it.
"open your mouth, f'me?" his voice sounded like a mother feeding her child. you let him feed you and his warmth towards you brings your appetite back.
thus, eating with him turns out to be wholesome. not only you got yourself a husband, but you also got yourself a solace.
bonus:
"i love seeing you eat. it was like you're the happiest person in the world whenever you're enjoying your favorites."
"don't be bothered by them, just eat whatever you want to eat. hell! i love watching you doing a mukbang in front of me."
"i'm your number one audience when you eat. say, wanna start a mukbang channel?"
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prettyboypistol · 6 months
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How the TF2 Mercs Kiss! || TF2 x GN!Reader Headcanons
Scout
VERY eager, but VERY inexperienced. Spends more time hyping himself up by bragging to you about how he's totally made out with so many girls before.
Surprisingly shy at first, heartwarmingly innocent and wholesome in the beginning. Chaste and fluttering kisses that helo him gian confidence.
If you seem receptive to him, Jeremy gets a lot more bold and experimental. Yeah, he's never kissed anyone with tongue before but that ain't stopping him now.
Overall, he's adorably innocent. Playfully tease him while you show him the right way to kiss.
Soldier
Surprisingly amazing kisser and I will die on this hill. God tier SSS+ Class kisses every time.
Have you ever felt an all-consuming passion in one kiss? A man's entire feelings and being as you lock lips?
Master of subtle touches, there is no "just kissing" with Jane. His hands sneak to cup your face, a hand on your waist that pulls you ever so close to him.
This mf will give you the best make out session of your life and nobody will ever believe that you actually love SOLDIER. MISTER ROCKET JUMP HIMSELF.
Pyro
Pyro kisses more with their hands and with little rubs with their cheeks on your skin.
Has a huuuuuge thing for you kissing/taking their fingers into your mouth, and they find it just as affectionate and intimate as kissing. They like being able to see you fully, rather than feeling your lips on thier mask and vaguely seeing you.
They feel more of a grounding connection when they see you, holding them by the hand. It's like you can't be affected by their hallucinations when you are so close to them.
If you are blindfolded and like, DEEP committed into the relationship, you MIGHT feel cracked and warm lips against yours. It's loving and perfect, but weird. You much prefer the Pyro you know they're comfortable with, rather than forcing them to conform to the standard around you two.
Engineer
God, he kisses like warm chocolate. Languid, lovely, and fucking addictive.
Always a tad romantic to it, he'd never platonically kiss you on the mouth. Murmurs out a little "c'mere hun" or "there's my love." before every kiss.
HAND. HOLDING. This man cannot help how his fingers intertwined with yours as you kiss- even just a quick kiss! He tries to sneak hold your hand!
No matter the context, scenario, or pretense, as soon as you pull away he gives you this sappy ass lovestruck smile. Goofy half smile full of affection. The amount of LOVE in this mans EXPRESSION-
Demoman
Probably the most fun to kiss out of all the mercs. He's got an air of casualty about him that makes you feel comfortable- be it platonic or romantic.
His lips are always ever so slightly chapped due to the alcohol on his mouth, but his kisses are full and comsuming of all your senses.
Tavish and you just kinda view kissing as another form of affection between you two, just like cuddling or quality time. You taste more alcohol than him sometimes, but the little giggling hum that Tavish unconsciously lets out when he's content tells you all you need to know about how much he likes you.
Likes to kiss you randomly. Oh, gave him a cup of coffee? kiss. Passed by him in a match? kiss for good luck. Changed the channel on the TV? you seemed bored, kiss kiss kiss.
Heavy
This man kisses like the world will end tomorrow. Every single time. It's always heartfelt and possessive and like he put all his feelings into the kiss.
Minikisses are his favorite. After a long and devoted kiss, he breaks the gesture, only to kiss you briefly again, then again, and again.
Usually the minikisses travel around your face and neck as his hands wrap around your back and waist.
He wants to surround you- to drown you in love. He wants to make you feel safe and protected with every act of intimacy.
Sniper
This man is a coin flip between tender, earnest kisses and wildly possessive kisses.
Gentle handholds and private smiles meant only for you OR pinning you against the nearest surface with a bold grasping on your face as he claims you more than you could ever realize.
He loves claiming you in both ways. He likes when you give yourself to him as a gift and, in turn, offering himself to you. But that prey drive in him loves to chase you too.
Mutters between kisses about how much he needs you to live.
Spy
Knows exactly how to push all the right buttons with you. He puts his hands and caresses you in all the right spots.
Every kiss is deliberate, means something, and has the intention of making you wrap around his finger for him to completely his.
His kisses are languid and drawn out, as if he is that too-expensive alcohol he adores so much. Wave after wave of pleasurable class oozes from him as he dizzies you deeper into his web of affection.
This man is able to make you infatuated with a single kiss and he absolutely loves how he can make you sigh in exhiliration.
Medic
Imma be real with you chief, he's the worse kisser out of the bunch, but the passion is outmatched. This man is ruled by the tip of his tongue and the zipper of his pants when he's around you.
He's rough and overpowering, the need to drown you in pleasure flips in him like a fucking lightswitch. Hands all over you, wherever he can grab at.
Honestly? He'd be fine if you two weren't more intimate and only kissed, he'd be fine with that. He'd love to just spend hours making out with you.
Uses kisses to distract you when he needs to do blood tests on you or general needlework.
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Good Omens x Michael Sheen x Ancient Rome - a crossover made in heaven Italy
I'm crawling out of the rock I've been living under - just because I feel like this post I reblogged needs some context to be fully appreciated (and you all know how much I love deep diving into the most random shit). Quoting @thiswomanshouldbewriting :
No one is doing it like the Italian Good Omens fandom, making Michael Sheen trend on twitter because Alberto Angela used his footage as Nero in his documentary. Literally no one is like us.
The mentioned footage is, as you might have inferred if you're a Michael Sheen/GO fan, from the 2006 BBC docudrama "Ancient Rome: Rise and Fall of an Empire", which Sheen starred in as a very unhinged Nero. Imagine you're the average italian GO fan, channel-zapping while you do chores, or homework, or you're having dinner, and you suddenly see (on RAI1, aka the state-owned broadcasting *main* tv channel) THIS:
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(and also the show somewhat restores Nero's reputation, *and* discusses at length the Romans' rampant bisexuality *and* mentions Nero's same-sex marriageS (plural) *and* the soundtrack SLAYS) (god I wish it was subtitled in English 'cause y'all would love it)
That's something to be excited about already. But wait... there's more!
If you're not Italian (hi 99,9% of tumblr) you might ask yourself: but what's all the fuss about? and who the fuck is Alberto Angela?
Glad you asked.
Alberto Angela, author and host of the documentary programme that included the aforementioned footage, is - simply put - an icon, a myth, a cornerstone of cultural divulgation in this country.
He's an accomplished paleontologist, archeologist, writer, and a very engaging communicator.
He's a son of art, since his late father Piero was an even greater public figure, an all-time favourite of the italian audience (think: the Mr. Rogers of science divulgation) -- which only adds to Alberto's fame and love by the masses.
He's been a staple on tv for a long time, a beloved chaperone to everything about science, culture and especially history, which he conveys with utmost passion.
He's also a very fine man.
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It won't surprise you that, over time, he's become sort of a national sex-symbol: the charming nerd, the next-door Indiana Jones, the cultured, wholesome, handsome heartthrob.
...and a great source of memes:
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"I DIVULGE. HARD."
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"Deoxyribonucleic acid" *splash*
So... let's rewind for a moment: you're the average italian GO fan, channel-zapping while you do chores, or homework, or you're having dinner, and you suddenly see Michael Sheen as Nero featured on the most popular documentary programme in the country, by the most beloved & iconic tv host of recent times.
In conclusion: this is why the italian GO fandom is going positively feral on twitter. You're welcome. *crawls under her rock again*
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peachsayshi · 2 years
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Ex husband nanami that still keeps your nudes and videos of you giving him head because he misses your touch and is confident no one would treat you the way he did so he’ll just wait until the day u come crawling back to him😁….okay wait this is not wholesome at all
A/N: minors and ageless blogs DNI -> Anon, thank you so much for this idea! I feel like we are building Divided together, and it’s really a beautiful thing ❤️ This is the closest that I can write to Nanami as being kind of arrogant because I really feel like he’s very in love, but this prompt is definitely a great set up for what’s to come ;) 
TAGS: male masturbation; dirty thoughts & watching videos of you, female masturbation (reader takes video of herself)
 A Sudden Temptation (Ex!Husband Nanami x Female Reader)
Nanami started off his morning with a brewed pot of coffee which he sipped in silence while he read the newspaper. He then ironed and steamed his suit, smoothing out all the crease lines before finding himself standing in front of the mirror to begrudgingly fix up his own tie.
When he was single, he enjoyed these quiet periods of solitude but now they just seemed burdensome. 
On his way over to the school, he called you to say good morning to Hiroki. He would speak and his son would babble the broken words that he was learning to piece together, which always had Nanami smiling like an idiot as he entered the quarters of Jujutsu Tech.
The two of you spoke briefly just for a quick hello. 
“Will we be seeing you this evening?” you asked. 
“If I don’t have to work late again tonight then absolutely,” Nanami replied with calm reassurance despite how fast his heart was racing just hearing your voice over the receiving line. 
Work has been a wonderful distraction recently, giving Nanami exactly what he needed in order to forget what happened the night of Gojo’s New Years Eve party. 
Avoiding you was impossible when he had his responsibilities to his son, but that kiss has been plaguing his thoughts night after night.
A kiss that was only supposed to last a few minutes, but instead…
Nanami shook his head.
A mistake.
An innocent mistake.
You both just got carried away…it meant absolutely nothing.
Nanami’s jaw clenched at the mere idea of brushing off the intensity of the moment. 
So, in order not to dwell on the circumstances surrounding the situation, Nanami shifted back into his old routines - channeling all his frustration into focus by taking the time to nurture and educate the young sorcerers he was responsible for.
After his long work night, Nanami returned home to his empty place. He kicked off his shoes, loosened his tie and threw his blazer over the dining chair as he proceeded to roll up his sleeves to prepare himself dinner.
The sorcerer usually found joy in creating a beautiful meal, but lately he's been struggling with portion sizes as he's forgotten what it’s like to cook for one.
Once the dishes were done, he relaxed on the sofa for half an hour to mindlessly watch t.v., but in the back of his mind images were flashing that made all his muscles tighten.
Your dressed bunched up to your waist, your face glowing with pleasure as your ex-husband rutted his hips softly against yours, the two of you sharing each other’s breath with every deep kiss, the desperation in your fingers as you clung onto the strands of his blonde hair, and his lack of control with his cock buried between your wet folds...
The man had no clue how to unwind all the energy crackling from his body from the tedious night he had fighting curses, when all he can think about was having sex with you in his superior’s guest bedroom. 
He switched off the television, abruptly standing on his two feet as he decided to cool off with a shower. 
Nanami’s routines used to bring him solace; a sense of order in his otherwise chaotic world. 
Lately, however, they only reminded him of the broken marriage he couldn’t fix and the woman he so desperately pined for.
He’s grown accustomed to having you around him, adjusting to new traditions that you both created during the course of your relationship. Something about how you pieced together a life made these old habits of his seem archaic.
He missed having you meticulously knot his tie in the morning with full concentration, watching you with soft eyes and holding back a smile whenever you tugged it around his neck perfectly.
He missed your calls to him while he's at the school just to check up on him, hating that those precious conversations have now been reduced brief texts instead.
Beyond all of that, he missed returning to the place you once shared, a weight lifting from his shoulders seeing you greet him as he stepped through the threshold of the front door. He loved coming home to your arms around him, his nose buried in the crook of your neck as he inhaled the scent of your perfume only to feel you plant a kiss softly on his cheek before asking: “how was your day?” 
Then there were nights like these, where he missed feeling the warmth of your skin on his and the sweet, angelic moans that soothed all parts of him... 
The sorcerer collapsed onto his bed, resting his tired head against the pillow as he drew in a breath. His chest tightened underneath the soft fabric of his white tee and he stretched out his sore legs on the mattress. He was ready to lose himself to sleep that he desperately needed but Nanami slowly blinked those brown eyes open upon realizing that he hasn’t checked his messages yet. 
He reached for the phone charging on his side table, unplugging it as he began to scroll through the many notifications he received. His thumb flicked upward, passing the unread texts from Gojo and Shoko before hovering above the chat with your name on it. 
You had sent him a video just a few hours ago.
Your ex-husband tapped the clip to play the footage.
You were dressed in a pair of new pajamas, something that Nanami noted as he has never seen you in this comfortable set before. His child was sitting on your lap wearing a little bear onesie that his grandmother bought him as a New Year’s present. The tiny hood covered the growing golden locks on top of his son’s head, two little ears sticking out as Hiroki smiled to the camera before waving his paw covered hand and giggling with delight. 
“I tried calling earlier to see if you wanted to say goodnight but figured you might be working when you didn’t answer. Sooo, here’s a moment of cuteness that will make up for it in case we don’t hear from you,” you spoke, your voice only pulling the strings around his heart as you rested your cheek lightly on his son’s head and bringing your face into the frame. 
“Hiroki, say goodnight...” you sweetly added on.
Nanami appreciated you taking the time to do this whenever he missed the chance to see you both. You knew how important it was for him that he consistently kept to schedule regarding his child, especially now that Nanami was no longer living under the same roof.
He watched Hiroki lean forward to the camera, opening and closing his fist in a grabbing motion as he gurgled more incoherent words which translated to a goodnight message for his father. You grinned from ear to ear, noticing your child from the reflection of your camera and the natural reaction nearly killed the sorcerer right there on the spot. 
When the short video stopped, Nanami replayed it one more time just to re-live those few blissful seconds.
His fingers hovered above the keyboard as he hesitated on whether or not he should try and call you. Once he was reminded of the lateness of the hour, he decided against disturbing you before typing up a message instead.
You made my night, Mama Bear. I’m sorry I missed your call.  Can we do breakfast tomorrow? I miss our little cub. Let me know if that works for you.
Nanami drew his bottom lip between his teeth, tapping the side of his phone hoping for three little dots to pop up on the screen.
Ever since the night of Gojo’s party, the man had been thinking deeply about the circumstances surrounding his marriage and how one night ruined everything.  
Nanami barely made it out alive when fighting off that special grade curse. You had every reason to worry for his well being - it wasn’t normal for him to show up at the break of dawn without any contact indicating his whereabouts. He wasn’t surprised when he found you awake, frantic while still pregnant with his child, as you broke down in his arms. His apologies weren’t enough for you no matter how many times he said “I’m sorry”. 
“You promised you would leave with the baby on the way. You said you were going to leave. Please, please, Ken. I can’t...I can’t do this without you. I need you here. I don’t...I don’t want to raise this child alone.” 
Nanami should have said that he would quit then and there. Instead, he shook his head and reminded you that he had new responsibilities he couldn’t walk away from. You knew what kind of effect the death of Haibara had on him and if he had the chance to make things different for the next generation of sorcerers, he didn’t know how to walk away from that. 
“Then...then you have to promise you’ll come home to me. No matter what. If this is your choice, then I need to know that you’ll be here. That...that you won’t just...” 
He pinched his lids together, the image of you weeping and scared etched so perfectly in his mind that he could practically count how many tears fell from those beautiful eyes of yours. 
“I can’t give you an empty promise, my love...” 
He wanted to kick himself but the man would rather burden you with the hard truth than tell a lie that would have only given you false hope. 
Gojo always reiterated to him how the divorce was a sham - that you were just pushing Nanami away in order to protect yourself. 
Your ex-husband was quite aware of that fact, and if separating himself from your world made things easier then he would happily oblige...
...but, he still missed you with every single breath he took. 
Nanami started scrolling up his camera roll, swiping back to see all the images he had saved of you. 
There were candid shots that he had taken on lazy days, the cutest selfies of yours that he saved whenever you were showing off a new dress or a make up look, then there were the precious ones of the two of you together and he felt a tug in his chest seeing how beautiful you looked with a smile. 
Memories, countless memories, of pure unadulterated happiness. 
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Nanami found them in a folder - the stash of videos and pictures that you sent during the course of your relationship. A part of himself felt guilty for still keeping them, because he no longer had any right to look at you so intimately but..his mind was spiraling. 
The longer he admired you the more he could feel the fire burning inside him. He remembered how quick his desire took over when he locked the door of Gojo’s guest bedroom. Your hands worked fast to hike up your dress, while his own undid the zipper of his pants and before he knew it he had you on top of the mattress with his cock buried inside you. 
You were already dripping from him just kissing you.
He didn’t get a chance to savor your body as he wanted, and he found himself palming his erection out of frustration with one hand while the other clicked a video on his phone screen. 
He groaned to himself, watching the clip play as you angled your body seductively towards the camera. The only thing that you had on was his shirt, the size enveloping your frame and you deliberately puffed out your chest to show off your naked body underneath. 
“Fuck..” he groaned to himself, his pupils dilating as he took in every curve.  
He watched you drag your finger between the valley of your breasts, focusing on your taut nipples and hearing you sigh to yourself as you slowly traced soft circles on your belly. 
“Miss you, Ken...I hate it when you’re not here...” 
Nanami began to stroke clothed length, and he held his breath as he watched you part your perfect thighs. 
“...and I really, really need you right now...” you pouted, two fingers moving to stroke the sides of your lips and you lewdly spread them to show off just how wet you are. 
He swallowed hard, noticing the sticky strings of arousal and your two fingers moved back up to press your tender clit. Soft moans left you as you began to massage yourself, little desperate cries that made his eyes flutter as he squeezed his hand around his thick member before finally pulling his cock out of the restriction of his boxers. 
What he would give to be bury himself between your legs, to feel your slick dribble down his chin as he hungrily devoured your cunt. Nanami lightly squeezed the tip of his cock, rubbing the pre cum over his slit as he watched your free hand tweak at your nipple, and your body start to whine against the rhythm of your movements. 
He felt a deep sense of satisfaction knowing that he was the reason behind your wild behavior, practically smirking to himself as he watched you push two fingers into your pulsing sex. 
Your brows pinched together with anguish and he could tell it’s because you weren’t satisfied with your own touch. 
“It’s not enough,” you cried, dragging your slicked coated fingers back and forth as you let out another broken moan. 
“I know, baby...” Nanami breathed as if he was right there with you in that moment. “Look at you…”
“I’m so wet, Ken...” you continued pumping your fingers and the sound was enough to prove your statement right. “C-can’t wait until you’re fucking me instead...”
Nanami clenched his jaw as he ran his thumb up the protruding vein of his stiff cock. He could feel his own heat in the palm of his hand, and he increased the speed of his strokes and closed his eyes picturing himself burying into your dripping cunt instead. 
“I came twice today thinking about you...been playing with myself all night...” 
Nanami bucked his hips, his other hand tightening around the phone as he parted his eyes just in time to watch you drag your fingers away from between your legs, your arousal catching onto the tips of your digits as you brought them to your mouth. 
You parted your lips to taste yourself and Nanami nearly came right there when he felt himself twitch in his hand. He knew he wouldn’t be able to hold off any longer, swiping his thumb over his slit once more as a shaky breath escaped him. 
You shimmied his shirt off your body, leaving yourself complete naked before proceeding to pleasure yourself again. You weren’t controlling yourself anymore, moaning with every stroke of your finger as you masturbated to the camera.
Every vowel that left you sounded magical to your ex-husband’s ears. He watched as you brought yourself to the edge of your release, paying close attention to the way your muscles twitched on your legs, while seeing your abdomen dip as you convulsed when you finally reached your much needed orgasm.
“O-Oh, god…” Nanami moaned releasing ribbons of cum and feeling it drip down his length as he eased the movement of his strokes.
He was gasping for breath, and could hear you trying to catch yours through the speaker of his phone. He dropped his hand down to the side of his pillow, focusing his attention onto the ceiling of his apartment as he tried to pull himself out of the foggy lust that consumed him.
“I love you, Kento. I can’t wait to see you tomorrow,” you sweetly spoke, saying your farewell before the clip finally came to a stop.
“I love you too,” Nanami whispered, all the while contemplating if this arrangement was really working out well for the both of you.
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PART 5: AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE 
TAGS: @aizumie @mrsmorgenstern @pensivespecter @ekaterinatepes @bloombb @nanamikentcs
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saturnianprincess · 2 years
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[pick a card] love messages
A short pick-a-card where I channel messages from your current lover/future lover/soulmate or just anyone with who you are or will be romantically involved.
Choose any group group from 1-4 or whichever bear you feel drawn to the most. As always take what resonates and let the rest fly! Hope you enjoy this reading :)
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[Group 1] blue bear
Hey sunshine,
I know you are manifesting me and guess what even I am manifesting you! Life has just been about surviving for you lately and trust me I can feel that you have gone through a lot. I am proud of you for being a survivor but please don't feel hopeless, the skies get sunny and clear after the storm. I promise to be the light at the end of your tunnel. You don't have to do this alone, I am always there supporting you (even if I may not be there physically). Please don't dwell on what happened, I know I can't erase that but I promise you wouldn't have to deal with such a thing ever again. I will protect you!
Yours truly
[Some of you who chose this pile have been dwelling a lot about the past. Your future lover/person is saying that you need to heal yourself and let go of the past so that there is space for them to be a part of your life. Keep manifesting the qualities you want your future person to have and try to embody those qualities yourself as well. I am also sensing that some of you have detached yourself from your emotions due to some trauma you may have experienced (i am sorry you had to go through that) but, it's now time to heal it. Also, be open to change don't resist it! Trust the universe, it has some beautiful things planned for you.]
a song from them:
[Group 2] pink bear
hey lover,
How are you? Have you been getting those messages I keep sending you? Yes, it's me trying to connect with you. I am currently working on myself, I might have come across as too arrogant but I swear it's just a facade to protect myself. I have learned a lot of lessons that life has taught me and I am practicing to become the best version of myself for you. I want to build a home with you. A cute family where there's so much love flowing amongst us. I really just want to hold you so tight and give you all my love. I want to be able to give you everything you desire and even more.
Always and forever yours
[Omg, so much lovey-dovey energy in this reading it's so cute! For some of your future lover's higher self is trying to connect with you they are referring to signs or symbols you may see repetitively. Some of you may have met this person recently or you do not know them that well. They have this provider energy, and they really want to fill your cup with love!! Connect to your subconscious to connect with their energy. They are sending you loads and loads of love!]
a song from them:
[Group 3] purple bear
Hey soulmate,
Yeah, I just can't believe that you are real. Damn, I never thought an angel like you could even exist. you are truly my wish come true and I'm so grateful to have you in my life. We really are meant to be. I feel like if I wasn't there at that place that day I might not have ever met you and ngl this does scare me a bit. But I also know your soul has been intertwined with mine for eons and eons. I'm sorry that I have been so impulsive lately but I swear I want to experience life to the fullest with you so I just cannot stay still with you around! My heart gets all fuzzy when I am with you. I can't wait to see the world with you!!!
your fav boy/girl/person,
[Your future lover/spouse is giving me a golden retriever type of energy they are just buzzing with excitement when you are with them. Very wholesome energy! You both meet in a divinely orchestrated manner, it is a fated union of two souls. You might meet them soon or have seen them in your dreams or heard of them through other people. They are mesmerized by your presence.]
a song from them:
[Group 4] yellow bear
Hi y/n,
Life has been shitty to me. This turmoil that I am going through has made me feel like I am incapable of love. I don't know why but I don't have the courage to open my heart again. I have spent sleepless nights thinking about why did I go through that, I did my best but I guess I didn't deserve that. I know you are out there and I know you would never do such a thing but it's hard to keep hope when I see it being taken away from me day by day. But I am thankful for you, I really am. You have taught me that I can heal my heart and trust you to keep it safe. I love you!
Love,
[Your future spouse has been going through a tower moment. They are stressed and anxious about their future. Some of them have been betrayed by a person they trusted dearly while for others they are dealing with their own shadow. All in all a bit of heavy energy for this pile. You are the universe's gift to them and they feel blessed for you.]
a song from them:
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n-anon · 1 year
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Anomaly Found: Chase Brody Livestream Notes
-We were hacking into IRIS
-Inspired by Overnightwatch and the zoom commands
-was supposed to last 7 days, was lowered to 3 but then 2 hours went and passed so he sped it up.
-lots of technical difficulties with automod and stuff
-the crashes were unintentional but they were meant to look like they happened in universe
-THE LORRREEEEE
-Jack runs the IRIS twt account
-13 on trending on YouTube heck yeah!!!!!
-$120,000 on working on the game and hiring people for the live action and things
-IRIS is supposed to be a cold sterile environment and is supposed to feel uncomfortable
-Mark was Assistant Director
-Character playing Arin was supposed to be someone else but the person wasn't available so they got Arin
-Mark And Jack friendship wholesome times we love to see it
-HyperRPG did most of the legwork and ran the stream and made the game
-turtle easter egg was by Soph and is named Gerald :D
-This isn't the big huge one
-He has plans for a HUGE thing with lore, and at least 4 more are on the way and will trickle out as time goes on. He has plans for years of content
-Movie, TV show, Comics, everything. ANIMATION?
-No current plans for Choose your own adventure type content. Everythings on the table though.
-Jacks Chase impression is so impressive it's like he plays the character :)
-Takes place immediately after CHASE
-More and More make-up was added to make him look tired.
-Deja vu? No answers to how Chase knows this place. In this world there's a scientific explanation as to why Deja Vu happens but Jack won't tell us.
-ALTR is an acronym and stands for something.
-Arins character is supposed to be cold first to show how closed off IRIS is
-IRIS patch kept falling off
-IRIS can detect he's lying with the WTCHR
-'Very Big Brother is Watching' from Magpie
-the test is based on many actual psychological tests from various sources
-NO ANSWERS ON WHO CHASE IS TALKIN ABOUT WITH THE TWO PEOPLE DAMN HIM
-Chase projecting his divorce issues into a camera man v sad
-The ball hitting his face was totally intentional.
-Weird flex that apparently Jack can throw balls hard lmao
-CHASE SWORREEEEEEE NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN DUDE PERFECT CHANNEL
-The shadows were moving and encroaching on him
-have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?
-He curious about what whispers and sounds we've picked up on
-Robin and Trey did the editing we love them :D
-CHONK BROGEY SWOLE
-Jack did a weird chuckle at the shadowy glitchy form
-shoutout! To Echo. Like he did for Anti. He's not going to tell us who or what it is.
-IRIS trying to be nice :) :) but it isn't working, they're playing good cop
-He smiled at the very subtle Anti giggle how dare
-EVAN HEYYYY (marks assistant)
-EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE FEET
-Anti took control and did a snowball effect. Consequences happened. We just watched as it happened.
-Anti pulls us through the camera and goes :)))) lemme show ya what I can do.
-Cool shots yay
-Anti tootsies
-First time two egos have been on the same screen together!
-Sound design Inspired by Dune
-Antis voice is supposed to fill your head like he's everywhere, he used the binaural microphone to layer his voice with the whispers and Anti's voice.
-sequel to Overnightwatch
-Antis neck has healed
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The Suckening: The Unseen One #5:
I wrote down all of my thoughts while listening to the episode and a lot of quotes that I just love, Wild episode y’all my god, spoilers below!
- “He did a very respectable one point of damage then DIED” CHARLIE PLEASE
- Emizel come back please
- “I’m walking at a soccer mom speed” ARTHUR??
- WHY IS EDWARD TWILIGHT OK
- DEACON! “That is deacon, that is my boy right there” me too shilo
- Oh god combat right out of the gate with Deacon
- Oh my god none of them are safe, they’re all going to die
- “You’re such a wieners boy” “I GAVE YOU WIENERS, BOY!”
- ……Arthur?? You ok?
- “Deacon you’re friends are already dead” SHILO PLEASE
- I love how they stop fighting just because Shilo asks them to
- Deacon and Arthur are now just flirting, goodness
- I LOVE GREFGORE!!!! He’s insane, why was he climbing on the top of the building????? He just attacked Deacon
- HE ROLLED 6 SUCCESSES WHAT????? GREFGORE PLEASE
- DID HE JUST KILL DEACON????
- GREFGORE I LOVE YOU
- ok deacon’s ok oh my god
- GREFORE PLEASE!! He’s batshit, he’s amazing, just fully elbowed Deacon down into the ground and beat him into unconsciousness
- EMIZEL!!!!!!!!!!! HE OPENS HIS EYES!!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!
- Oh? Pepper is here! In this creepy blood space!
- BUT HES AWAKE!! HES OUT OF THE RUIN!! Butt naked?? BUT PEPPER GOT HIM!!
- THEO!! OH MY GOD??? He can’t drink soda so now he’s just an alcoholic????
- God as someone who’s named Theo it will never not fuck with me whenever they refer to Soda as Theo
- “There’s water” “Shut Up about Water man”
- Oh god the castle burnt down
- “I guess it’s big since it’s on Fox News” “yeah you see it switch over and a news anchor go: ‘Now back to racism’” BASED CHARLIE SLIMECICLE SO FUCKING BASED—“Change the channel to Family Guy now” HAHA WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD AT THE VOICES?? Bizly, Grizzly PLEASE
- The boys are going insane this episode oh my god
- The image of Deacon and Arthur both opening the door to the “sex motel” is so funny
- The twins!! They’re bonding but also not at all
- Oh :( “emizel…I thought you were dead” shilo :(
- Shilo is losing it, he’s Angry boy
- “Are you really my brother?” :(
- “Grefgore we’re going to go sulk in the closet”
- “I thought you were going to protect me?”
- Oh more Arthur lore!!!!
- THE GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY??
- Ooooh the unseen one, interesting
- “And you’re looking good, you’re looking real good” DEACON?? YOU FIRST TRIED TO KILL HIM NOW YOU’RE JUST FLIRTING-I swear at some point deacon’s gonna take Arthur out to the woods and ya know
- “It’s cool, I shot you” “yeah she’ll be hearing about it” SHILO?? MY GOD
- Shilo if anything bad happens to you I’m gonna sob
- Goodness there’s so much to unpack from the conversation between Arthur and Deacon when the boys decide to go with Arthur and that they feel safer with him
- Like Arthur is so scared and tells them that he is not reliable and he won’t be able to keep them safe but they both are just comfortable with him and the fact that he’s been trying this entire time is what matters more
- I love their dynamic so much
- Arthur immediately trying to not let the boys see the threesome is so funny and wholesome??
- “Greg Fore” “that is weird my prince” GREFGORE!
- “How can we expedite the scene?” “….we’re going into a new scene right now” BIZLY PLEASE THE SCENE ENDED WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BOY?
- “Is this a brothers thing? Are we doing a brothers thing?” “I think we are” I LOVE THEM
- “I love you very much” “I love you too my prince” I LOVE THEM
- WHY ARE THEY JUST DOING FAMILY GUY VOICES
- I do love that emizel is trying to help shilo out when he’s crying and he’s just comforting him :( I love the brothers so much
- Oh no-is she dead?? Charlie that’s horrible, Shilo can talk about it now so she cannot be ok
- Arthur what is your deal?
- Charlie why do you love to make mothers who try their hardest but ultimately come up short it breaks me
- “The only way life has meaning is because there’s death at the end of it” Arthur :(
- He feels betrayed and is in an anguished frenzy :(
- “I look at him and Arthur just sees himself” PLEASE THEY BREAK ME
- “I’m kicking dumpsters” ok—WAIT
- WHAT?? EMIZEL??? HE JUST GOT A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART OH MY GOD EMIZEL DUDE??
- GREFGORE STOP CLIMBING ONTO ROOFS PLEASE IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
- “You look a little less sad today, good for you” :(( Arthur is getting happier
- STOP BULLYING THEO!!!!!! LEAVE HIM BE!! He’s just so sad now :((
- Shilo and Grefgore make me so happy :((
- “Is this how you felt when you put Felipe in the plot?” CHARLIE
- “Roll to see if he goes into rehab or if he gets worse” JUST LET HIM GET BETTER
- Arthur hears his name?? In the room with the Unseen??
- Oh god yeah here’s the horror, thank you Slimecicle time to be Scared
- This walk down the corridor is so scary, the fact that Emizel heard Theo yell out to him SO FREAKY so well done!!
- CHARLIE STOP MAKING THEM HEAR THE VOICES OF WHO THEY CARE ABOUT
- “You were always the best of us, weren’t you shilo?” Charlie loves that line doesn’t he
- God Grizz why did Arthur open his eyes and NOW BIZLY AND CONDI HAVE TO LEAVE??
- “I open my eyes” “are you serious? I thought that’d be harder” CHILLS
- oh god he has to get them to open their eyes too, what is up with Grizz having to be against the boys in Charlie’s campaigns
- “Emizel I will lose no more family today, don’t listen to him” IM CRYING
- CONDI WHY AHHAHA
- The continuous bit of Grefgore just scaling the ceilings and walls is so funny
- This encounter with The Unseen is So Cool I love this
- I love this so much, the shifting voices and asking for knowledge to keep is just so Well Done, I adore this, Charlie this is epic
- AMAZING SESSION OH MY GOD LOVED IT, new favorite episode of this campaign it was amazing
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the psych ward
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rei (@mimixso) - gained a following when one of her extremely questionable cooking streams got popular. to this day, people are still absolutely baffled by the fact that she was able to burn water. she still does cooking streams once every few months, but most of her viewers also tune in for her gaming and karaoke streams. people know her as the most girlfailure streamer of all time, and they often speculate that kazuha does all the cooking in their household (spoiler alert: they're right). her chat enjoys making fun of her (in a silly way) because her reactions are very loser-coded. she's extremely easy to fluster, and both chat and her streamer friends take advantage of that fact. despite being a little bit wacky, she tries her best to help her friends by mixing their covers from time to time.
melon (@littlebluejayy) - people can't believe that he exists. he's just too goofy to be real. melon is known as one of the most chaotic streamers out of the group, but people appreciate his sense of humour and his antics with other streamers (especially xiao). most of his content revolves around playing shitty mobile games, rhythm games, and dating sims. his dating sim streams tend to be the most popular because there's always a 99% chance that his bf will pop in to slander one of the characters (omg xiao jealous of a fictional character?). similarly to rei, melon's chat enjoys bullying him for fun. most of the time, they'll make fun of him for being xiao's #1 simp, but deep down, they're all miao fans. he also gets accused of being a furry every week because of his obsession with being an alpha male.
yui (@kunix) - a popular artist who started off their content creation career by making undertale animatics! they often stream their random shenanigans and roblox gameplay on their channel. most of the time, they're quiet and calm, and as a result, they have virtually no haters. their chat absolutely adores them and sees them as an angel. people love their voice so much that they've gotten voice acting roles in a few games. their streamer friends always get whiplash when they hear yui's voice in a video game. when fans learned that yui was dating scaramouche, they were in absolute shock. they were practically polar opposites. however, over time, people began to appreciate how yui brought out a softer side to scaramouche.
oliver (@xlivr) - chaos part 2. fans would adore oliver for their jokes and personality. she's definitely one of the more talkative members of the group, and as such, her storytime/just chatting streams are nearly as popular as her gaming content. it's not rare for him to flirt with his friends (platonically, of course). due to this, fans have lots of content for their oliver x (other streamer) compilations. there are nearly more oliver x yui, oliver x alexis, and oliver x ari compilations than oliver x ajax compilations. aside from his shipability (i made up a word </3), one of the main reasons people love oliver is the fact that they don’t take shit from anyone. she’ll literally rip the haters to shreds, especially if they target her friends.
èlise (@uinnea) - the sweetheart of the group. she's super supportive of her friends, and she'll ensure that they always know how much she loves them. being too wholesome is the only crime that she would ever go to jail for. èlise is incredibly dedicated and always tries her hardest to make her content as perfect as possible for her fans. although people love her for that, they're also concerned about her wellbeing. they console themselves with the fact that her boyfriend, lyney, pampers the hell out of her! beneath all the sunshine and rainbows, èlise is also a very chaotic individual. although she's not quite as rabid dog as melon or oliver, there are still times where she'll get a little bit too silly.
alexis (@alekav) - another absolute saint. they're very outwardly affectionate towards the people they care about, and as a result, it's led to her being shipped with various other streamers within the friend group (especially oliver) despite the fact that they're already dating kaveh. many people joke about alexis' relationship with kaveh being a coverup for their relationship with oliver. apart from that inside joke, fans admire alexis' understanding nature. he's often the mediator whenever his friends get into lighthearted arguments on stream (someone give her a raise!). they also have a great eye for aesthetics and often help out with the layouts of their friends' weekly stream schedules!
ari (@i--luv--you) - super smart! fans are scared whenever ari decides to stream with albedo because their combined brainpower is just too much for chat to handle. people are convinced that if they wanted to, they could take over the world together (cue the au edits). ari is the type of person to pause their gameplay to do chat's homework questions on screen. she'd pull up ms paint or something in order to show them how to figure out the answer! at least 50% of his audience is made up of academic victims who desperately need his help.
the bfs' profiles are going to be in a different post! finally posted this because monday "alpha" melon told me to get back in the kennel.
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I love your streamers au!! What are some of the streamers you watch irl?
best question 🫡
Ray (clip) variety gamer, memey, big chat, straight man but the whole stream is queer af LMAO he’s a magnet for us he's my no. 1 recommendation for anyone who wants streamer AU vibes, or is enjoying ATWS but isn't familiar with twitch. he's a big channel, real professional setup, so quick witted, hes so gay for his wife, and the chat is QUINTESSENTIAL twitch, but not the toxic kind. i love it here. (more clips!)
Bunchata & StarPyrate, often streaming together!! (clip) (artist, vtubers, live2d, memey, chaotic)
Pren (clip) variety gamer & artist, vtuber, memey, nsfw jokes and themes
MOONBTCH (clip) variety gamer & artist, vtuber, memey, stimmy adhd chaos
Vana (clip) variety gamer, very community, funny, wholesome, skilled VA, accessible, tabletop collabs
GlassesJournal (clip) cosy variety gamer, memey, very community, wholesome, Ray’s head mod so there’s a lot of making fun of Ray
and so many artists:
Manda, Tibi3D (3d), BarghestBlack, Sulhya (FR, traditional), MOONBTCH, Kuroamaa (live2d), almalvo (good omens!!)
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favourite sidemen videos?
AGHHH I LOVE ASKS LIKE THIS!! Ty for asking this :)
In order of oldest to newest...
Sidemen Fear Pong - Featuring Harrry's doggo Herb and the iconic "DRIVERS OF LONDON!"
Sidemen Yoga - Featuring "PHIL!", prime sexiness JJ and zesty Harry... This video gave me sm ideas of making smutshots for Phil (but i thought nobody rly wants to see hardcore Phil smut and decided against 💀💀)
The Sidemen Show Ep4 - Haunted House - Literally just a Sam and Colby vid filmed by British idiots also featuring my fave JME
Hide and Seek at Wireless - Genuinely SO GOOD, like, Wroetostar combo goes SO HARD, Hide and Seeks were at their peak when they filmed this, they had sm energy and clearly were enjoying this shit so much... Plus all their charity match hairstyles are such a throwback to see
Sidemen Bowling - So goofy, loved this era where they were all just enjoying making budget ass content together which they somehow always found a way to violate
Sidemen Olympics - Tbh i just loved comparing my sporting ability to them + knowing i can throw a discus farther than all of these mf's and their highest scores
Christmas Football Challenges - Pervy Santa!JJ will also never be topped
Try not to Laugh: w Jack Whitehall / Shocking edition / Bad jokes edition
One word Interview - Shoutout Simon, one of the best YouTube series imo... He's got way more on his channel w each member + these answers are j so iconic
James Charles Makeup Challenge - featuring Click house, KSImon, and Harry's gay panic era
£10,000 vs £10: first holiday / roadtrip / Europe holiday / song
Sidemen Go Back to School - Literally the video that first introduced me to them. Absolutely iconic. Featuring Phil, Stephen Tries and Babatunde, this and the Sidemen Bake Off are their 2 vids that go hand in hand for most iconic atl imo
Worst Outfit Wins - not the exact title but summarises it better. Didn't like this thumbnail initially and put off watching it for a looong time but honestly it's too jokes to skip
Sidemen Become Parents - Literally the way that they descend to chaos and slowly become worse and worse parents is something special that everyone needs to see, full fuckin stop.
24 Hours Handcuffed - trust me.
Make a Christmas Song - Love these songs sm, literally have them on my acc Xmas playlist
Sidemen Dragon's Den - Featuring Niko, Max Fosh (Bosh), BambinoBecky, Chi With A C, Cal² and more
Hot Wings Challenge - Lol, love seeing their pain in this + JJ's Reddit absolutely peaked when this video came out
Sidemen Pub Golf + Europe edition- Just iconic, first post!lockdown pint with the boys where absolutely everyone got involved... and it ended badly for everyone except Harry and Ethan. Europe edition features Harry's birthday and just a lot more chaos i suppose.
Sidemen Gogglebox - Harry and Ethan are fresh off of a night out and cba, KSImon is released once more, and Josh, Vik and Tobi are just fulfilling their duty of watching the programs 🤷‍♀️ Thrilling post!lockdown entertainment imo
Sidemen Silent Library (1) and (2) - super new n unconventionial concept which was just really enjoyable to watch
The Cube - They're missing half the Sidemen but have Big Randy and Stephen Tries instead. They just get drunk to cope with the depression and it turns out for a pretty good vid.
Sidemen Hole in The Wall - solely for Waterman tbh
Forfeit Blind Dates - Ethan's pervy clown character, Deji's sheer energy (litr made me girl-crush on him) and that leng last lady, whole vid was a rare Sidemen banger
Japanese Gameshow - Loved the style with JJ as the host tbh he really fit it, and ofc the Deji feature was an added bonus
Weirdest Hotels - Featuring the Chrismd on a team w Harry n Vik, this rly was an absolute banger honestly
Mystery Box Challenge - idk something j felt very authentic excitement and interest about this vid
Sidemen Become Farmers - brought out the most wholesome and sexy side of the Sidemen all around
SMALLEST VS BIGGEST CAR - Hands down SUCH a banger, the chemistry between all these TERRIFIED mfs and the surprise guest (ᴉɾǝp upside down) ik the sidemen often feel overproduced, but this felt like such a genuine shiggles vid. Oh, and that kiss between Ethan and mystery guest was err... yeah.
Lol that took an hour of my life.
Anyways, if you're ever bored and wanna binge the unanimously decided best vids of the sidemen- I've collated these vids (and a few more) into a YouTube PLAYLIST which u can add to your libraries n watch whenever - or just check out to see whether you've watched all of these or missed any
anyways, hope you've enjoyed that bc that was LONG
And those are j main channel SDMN vids, but there's sooo many good vids on the moresdmn channel on top of these... MoreSidemen has sm mf hidden gems man, one day you'll see 🙏🙏
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the-gnomish-bastard · 5 months
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It’s Dungeons and Dads: Cleric Edition! To preface: religious dad. Not necessarily hyper religious, but they do pray occasionally.
Turn Undead can be flavored as telling those darn kids to get off your lawn!
Channel Divinity varies heavily from subclass.
Divine intervention is just dad putting his foot down.
Subclass time! And holy shit, that’s a lot of subclasses. Like what the fuck.
Arcana: Your dad likes studying shit like the Salem Witch Trials. Specifically the witches.
Death: Your dad is extremely religious. To the point of murder.
Forge: Your dad loves forging. Simple as. Which means… I’m sorry to tell you this but your dad is either a dwarf on stilts or 3 gnomes in a suit of armor.
Grave: Your dad has no problem with corpses. In fact, your dad literally works at the graveyard. And he always makes a point of saying he works the graveyard shift.
Knowledge: Your dad’s a nerd.
Life: Your dad’s a doctor.
Light: You introduced your dad to Dark Souls and now he won’t stop praising the sun.
Nature: Your dad tends the garden at church.
Order: Your dad works as a judge.
Peace: Your dad never wants to hurt anything ever. Your dad is a very wholesome guy.
Tempest: Your dad is the weatherman, in more ways than one.
Trickery: Your dad always plays “I got your nose” with everyone.
Twilight: Your dad likes sitting on the porch and watching the crimson sun sink beneath the darkened land, as the magenta sky slowly fades to black.
War: Your dad listens to Sabaton. Specifically “FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!”
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steventhusiast · 11 months
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more streamer au thoughts but this time about how i think the others would be involved
robin doesn’t stream on twitch, but she does make movie commentary videos on youtube. most of the commentaries are at least half-serious, but she occasionally gets steve to guest star and they watch an actually awful film on purpose just to make fun of it. even though robin’s channel is not family friendly, steve still refuses to swear.
nancy and jonathan don’t have their own channels, but they frequently appear in the background of their roommate argyle’s videos and streams. argyle’s channel is called pizzaguy420, a name he came up with when he was 15 and irrelevant, and later refused to change because he finds it hilarious. his shtick is that he plays horror games and games that are notoriously difficult while high, so nancy and jonathan are always there to keep him in check or confiscate his bong (he is so lucky weed is legal in california).
dustin, mike, will and lucas run a group channel for DnD and co-op games they will argue over exclusively. the channel’s called hellfireclub, which eddie will ALWAYS be salty at them for because dustin stole it from him when he was telling them all about his high school DnD club.
max plays first person shooter games, and went viral for verbally destroying a bunch of men she had the displeasure of getting teamed with one game. she beat them at the game too, but their egos were particularly bruised. max’s channel is just ‘maxmayfield’ because she thinks having a thematic alias as a username is cringe.
el isn’t a twitch streamer either, she does lifestyle and day in the life vlogs. her content is all very wholesome, and gets a lot of kids as viewers. just like steve, she tries to keep things family friendly after realising who her audience is. her and steve collab a lot, despite the difference in their content. steve’s the only one who can get her to enjoy a video game (aside from maybe max) and they often play minecraft together.
gareth, jeff and the unnamed freak all have their own twitch channels that are similar to eddie’s and they stream together a lot. their fans love when they do jackbox streams together. unnamed freak is faceless online and no one online knows his real name, so everyone takes to choosing a new name to call him each stream to keep everyone on their toes. one stream, his name is mark, and the next his name is keith. none of them ever directly address the bit, and new fans are always confused but always catch on.
but how do they all know each other? mostly in line with canon tbh but a tad less trauma bonding. they somehow got just as close anyway. gareth jeff and unnamed freak were all still in a DnD club with eddie in high school, eddie and max were still neighbours as teenagers, max and the party were friends in high school, dustin knows steve because steve babysat him as a kid, and steve knows robin because they met at work.
and argyle somehow knows eddie from a random music festival years back (eddie doesn’t remember this) and reaches out to eddie once their follower counts are similar to ‘rebond’ and eddie is baffled enough to respond with a ‘who the fuck are you’ and start a beautiful friendship that exasperates steve to no end.
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“don’t forget to like and subscribe!”
genshin youtubers au
characters included: childe, xiangling, nahida, 5wirl (aether, venti, xiao, kazuha & heizou), & kaeya
Childe (can be read as platonic or romantic)
100% a sweaty gaming streamer
he unironically owns a minecraft themed bed im SORRY
is really sweet to the fan artists in his community and hypes them up IMMENSELY
would wear a maid dress for a sub goal
i feel like his community would be like medium size with people who donate a LOT of money and subs
mainly on twitch, uploads complications from streams on youtube but no original content
streams late at night or super early in the morning even though he has nothing to do during the normal hours of the day, his neighbors hate his guts
would definitely be the type to show you off to chat
if you’re dating this man say goodbye to a normal sleep schedule you’re never getting it back
would unironically give you his merch for christmas
posts the worst takes on twitter, for the love of all that is sacred take control of his main account
unironically has called you his little pogchamp
Xiangling (platonic) 
has a really cute cooking channel with a cute like animated chibi intro. gouba is the channel mascot and the design on every piece of merch
has the most aesthetic kitchen and posts a new tour/tutorial whenever she renovates it
occasionally posts videos from the kitchen of her dad’s restaurant and/or videos with her dad and they’re the most wholesome thing ever
being her friend or roommate instantly means being in at least one video to taste test
if you can’t cook she definitely tests out tutorials on you and asks for your advice on how to explain stuff
and if you can cook she definitely asks you to participate in friendly cooking competitions or challenges with her (her food is always better but she’s a sweetheart about it)
Nahida (platonic)
wholesome toy review channel
in my soul she has a hyperfixation on toy production so despite her young age her reviews are lowkey mad informative and oddly insightful
especially favors puzzle games and those fake pet toys (i had one of a cat growing up and i loved mr whiskers with my heart and soul)
tries to edit her videos herself, but eventually her big sibling (you) edits them while she watches and makes suggestions
you manage the ‘business’ side of the channel, like helping decide which toys to review and where to get them and manage any sponsorships and explain what those mean (she picks it up real fast though)
i imagine teucer also has a two review channel so the two would become friends while reader & childe are jokingly in a rivalry (or at least reader takes it as a joke, child is very 50/50)
Aether (romantic or platonic)
wholesome travel blogger who people keep trying to beat in subscriber count before deciding to become his friend
i imagine the abyss is like a company that tried to sponsor aether but he refused because the company was against his morals, and like the fauti are another company that has the same situation going on
enjoys showing people the best places to go in different countries and how to save lots of money while doing so
paimon is definitely his younger sister or like close enough friend that they’re basically siblings who goes with him and is really good with languages so she helps aether out
didn’t really have a set house anywhere and would just edit in hotel rooms or friends’ houses until he formed the youtube group 5wirl and they live together in a big house
people were worried about what his content would be during quarantine so he switched to making content with 5wirl and playing variety games while also still making content about how he plans his next destinations and stuff
definitely plays geoguesser he’s been everywhere he’s a god at it
literally collabs with everyone he’s so friendly, being with him would be a bit frustrating because at least before 5wirl you’re always going to be moving around but he treats you like royalty
most aesthetic instagram feed in the UNIVERSE, has to be convinced to post rare pictures of himself
venti (romantic or platonic)
first member of 5wirl! he’s a cover channel and his wind spirit form is his channel icon
either does the most beautiful cover you’ve ever heard or the most cursed parody in existence it’s always a toss up
LOVES fan artists and always commissions different artists to do the thumbnail for his covers and they’re gorgeous
another person to take twitter away from he only posts when he’s drunk
keeps forgetting to post when he’s about to go live so update accounts have to do it for him and his stream always crashes from the sudden influx of people
does drunk streams with kaeya and has a separate vods channel
chat first finds out about your existence during a drunk stream and you just awkwardly come in like “hi” 🧍🏻
first interaction with aether was when aether raided him on twitch and eventually they exchanged discords and became friends
dvalin is venti’s editor who remain anonymous
if you even jokingly mention you want venti to sing/play a song he’ll drop everything to do it for you
only plays any sort of video game on stream or in a video with xiao
xiao (romantic or platonic)
was convinced by venti to join 5wirl
xiao & venti first interacted with each other at a convention like vidcon and venti made up an intro song to go with his starting soon screen and they started to talk more
the first youtube person xiao would talk about you to is venti but he doesn’t let venti talk to you until he has to convince venti you’re real and not just an excuse to not hang out or call-
mostly plays horror games on stream, literally nothing startles this man he’s always sitting there like :| while venti is screaming his lungs out
he used to be in a youtube group with the other yakshas but they all decided to quit doing youtube or streaming and therefore xiao was super hesitant to join 5wirl but you & venti worked together to convince him to give it a shot
fucked up sleep schedule, has a really cool stream setup
kazuha (romantic or platonic)
1/2 of a buzzfeed unsolved true crime style channel with heizou, the two joined 5wirl at the same time
it’s a little different of a format, basically heizou does research of unsolved cases and presents his theories while kazuha does research on solved cases and heizou tries to figure out who the culprit was
likes to play music games as well, i headcannon that he has perfect pitch so he likes to do perfect pitch tests on stream (he has ‘beef’ with venti because they both have perfect pitch and do perfect pitch contests on stream and shit)
very aesthetic instagram, he occasionally collabs with aether to do some travel style stuff every once in a while to take a break as to not get burnt out from just doing the same content style
does solo content on the shared channel with heizou where he plays survival style games and shows off his fencing skills
kazuha has a fucked up sleep schedule but it wouldn’t affect you since he’s always mindful of his volume
tomo used to be the channel editor until he decided to go to film school and didn’t have anymore time so kazuha & heizou take turns editing with your aid
likes to play animal crossing on stream with you or team survival games like raft and always makes sure that if only one of you can survive it’s going to be you
likes to play minecraft on stream but only with other people, prefers survival to creative
heizou (romantic or platonic)
1/2 of shared channel with kazuha, it was originally his idea and he brought it up to kazuha because they were friends in highschool and thought at the very least it’d be a nice way to reconnect
when kazuha is on break for solo content he likes to play murder mystery games or invites you, xiao & venti (since heizou & aether are out filming travel content) to play clue with him. does he always win? yes. but it’s still really fun since venti likes to get very into his assigned persona/character and you do the same :)
also likes to do quizzes on the internet of like reading facial/body language and is INSANELY good at it
gets easily distracted from researching unsolved cases so you always help him stay focused and do research and he’s eternally grateful for that
doesn’t particularly enjoy playing jackbox games or any group variety stuff unless it’s with you & anyone from 5wirl
doesn’t really collab with sara but the two are friends and hang out at cons
always ropes you into acting in videos with kazuha that give people tips to remain safe in any sort of situation and not get taken advantage of
kaeya (romantic or platonic)
when not doing drunk streams with venti and occasionally rosaria he’s a fashion youtuber 100%
loves roasting subscriber outfits and also covers the history of trends
lovingly makes fun of his friends’ fashion sense but it’s all in good fun
makes sure whenever you go with him to cons y’all are the best dressed
the knights of favonius are a talent/management agency and aether is called an honorary knight because while he’s not part of the agency he does collab with a lot of their members
most stylish and lowkey youtuber merch
claims to be diluc’s brother, no one believes him and think he only says that so dawn winery can sponsor him and send him wine
usually has a good sleep schedule, but all his drunk streams are always at like 2 am so good luck with dealing with his hangover
the morning after drunk streams are always hell for the both of you
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Damijon Boy Band AU or Johnnywyatt Teachers AU, please 😊
I'll do the first one!
This all started with Dick, obviously, who was the heartthrob in the Teen Titans, an extremely wholesome Disney Channel-esque co-ed group as a teenager. A decade later Tim was in the rebooted group, just called Titans to try and make it slightly edgier. He was supposed to be the heartthrob but Kon was there, so... (Jason had a solo hit - think "Baby" by Justin Bieber - and then he disappeared for years while a lot of bad things happened that the Waynes Don't Talk About. He came back as an extremely edgy punk artist and formed a band with former Teen Titan/tabloid scandal Roy Harper and Dick's ex-girlfriend.) Bruce is a music mogul who does genuinely love his children but doesn't quite understand that turning them all into child stars is like...maybe not the healthiest option? Clark is a music journalist.
Like in canon, Damian didn't know Bruce until he was 10, and he feels intense competition with his older brothers, so he's determined to become a bigger star than any of them. But his solo career absolutely TANKS because while he is extremely musically gifted, he has basically zero charisma because he refuses to unbend.
And then Bruce is over for dinner at his good friend Clark's house and he hears Jon singing along to an old Titans song and is like "...I have an idea." Clark is very, very unsure about it.
Damian does NOT like the idea but the first few performances as World's Finest actually go really well and he's begrudgingly willing to do what it takes. Jon doesn't fully win him over until they discover that he's a pretty good lyricist to Damian's composer. And then he realizes how skillfully Jon cheerfully deflects any prying questions about Damian's mother, or Jason, or anything Damian wouldn't want to talk about, and he starts to trust him.
Jon, of course, has been desperately in love with Damian since the first time he heard his voice.
Bonus: Ra's or someone offers Damian a solo record contract and he allllllmost signs it and Jon finds out and is very hurt and it's all very dramatic but Damian decides to stay with Jon and then they kiss onstage at the Grammy's or something.
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kyom1s · 2 years
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HI OMG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR NOCTYX X READER BLOGS djdgdjdj can I request hcs of noctyx members and a clingy gn reader? if that's too vague I mean perhaps like a vtuber reader who likes talking about their boy all the time that it's very noticeable to the rest of nijien, gets visibly excited when he shows up in chat or in the stream, likes cuddling with him and such? basically a reader with huge golden retriever energy
NOCTYX WITH A CLINGY READER !!
NOCTYX X GN!READER | NO WARNINGS, JUST FLUFF WORD COUNT : 3.2K
i'm so so so sorry if this took so long !! TT i wasn't feeling so good for awhile but now i managed to finish it. sorry if it's too short esp at the last few parts !! i did my best, please enjoyy
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FULGUR OVID
Fulgur just turns soft <3 it's adorable soo honestly. 
When you're the one on stream, and there's even the SLIGHTEST mention of Fulgur. the 'gushing over Fuu-chan' session is in action
Clippers are now in action too ! They'll tag him on twitter which results in him tagging you too 
"Y/n please explain" "The explanation is already in the clip. you're cute."
He's flustered yes, but he refuses to show it LOL
Always manages to find himself looking for you in his chat, he needs your giddy words to brighten him up (even if he already is, but more won't hurt right?)
When you are in his chat (which is like 99% of the time when you're not streaming) you're messing with him or/and his comfydants
He gives you and your clingy heart every affection he can give <3 
in short, he just really loves his clingy 'lil s/o. he'd do anything for 'em
ALBAN KNOX
I feel like this guy would share the same energy with ya
sooo like, clingy Y/n with a clingy Alban ??
A match made in heaven !
Collabs this, collabs that, almost every collab is a stream with both of you honestly. You guys could be sharing the same channel at this point LOL
You two have cute little assets together <3 ones where the two of you are holding hands and sharing blankets. 
Just cute n wholesome stuff
So many seiso moments. You both are killing your fandom with your wholesome-ness
And occasionally some not-so-seiso moments. But let's not focus on that shall we?
Overall, you two are a really cute and heart-melting duo <3
SONNY BRISKO
SO SO SO WHOLESOME MANNN
like 10 times more wholesome than Alban
Probs the clingy type too
Collabs where you two are with each other (in person) are the cutest !! 
Expect a shit ton of kisses, hugs, and warm n cozy cuddling sessions
Absolutely loves giving you his attention like he'd drop whatever he's doing and give ya attention right away
You two are on discord calls almost 24/7, always by his or your side whenever one or the both of you are streaming which your fans think is so cute !!
Loves listening to you ramble on about him and other topics
also loves putting your chibi little avatar on his head and giving his usual bright n cute smile <3
his voice is always so sweet n cute when talking to ya TT 
YUGO ASUMA
Similar to Sonny, you two are on discord calls 24/7
Especially when he's playing horror games. You're always more than happy to be by his side and help him
and also listen to him scream LOL
hE'S SO CUTE MAN.
Loves it when you share your favorite kinds of music with him, so you two share a lot of interest especially when it comes to music
and you love listening to him ramble on about it
He can practically see your heart eyes whenever you're listening to him, and he's not complaining
he thinks it's so cute <3
you too, you're hella cute in his eyes
UKI VIOLETA
He has EVERYTHING prepared
LIKE, he knows whenever you decide to drop by and happily welcomes you
He loves dealing with a clingy you
also loves watching the little clips of you gushing about him, he even teases you about it
a lot of comfy streams where both of your models are just leaning against each other comfortably, talking with each other, and the chat
Loves your cute n little flirty attempts, he shoots back with his own lines
always pulls you in closer to him to hug ya real warm n tight <3
overall just really really loves you !!
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My Trafalgar Law HC’s!! pt.9🤍🤍
Ft. Reader, aka Kanna!!
Law’s favorite fictional TV show character is Rusty Cohle from True Detective!!
Law loves Milk Tea, but he hates boba. He doesn’t like the texture at all.
One time, luffy asked him to pour him a glass of water. So law took out the pitcher, pored it for a millisecond, and handed it to him.
“TORAOOOO THIS ISN’T FUNNY”
(Law thought it was hilarious and he did the same thing to Eustass-ya)
Law listens to the Beatles Channel while driving. He has SiriusXM.
When he kisses Kanna, he smells amazing, but his breath sometimes smells like coffee (Kanna doesn’t tell him this because she doesn’t want him to feel insecure. So, she’ll find other little things to do. Law may or may not learn about this later. If he does he’ll find it very wholesome.)
He liked the movie Zootopia.
Law cried laughing when he watched Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse because it was so bad.
He loves Calvin Klein branded clothes.
Law secretly wants to do the puppy interview like Keanu Reeves did. He hasn’t told anyone this, not even Kanna.
Law thinks Aerith Gainsborough and Tifa Lockhart are really cute. For Valentine’s Day, more intimate moments, or conventions, Law will cosplay as either nothing or Cloud and Kanna as Aerith.
Law wasn’t super into Haikyuu, but he watched it with Kanna. He likes it mainly bc it made her happy. For special occasions, he’ll buy her an Haikyuu tshirt so he can wear it for her to snuggle.
Law likes summarizing things or talking about the shows he’s watched with Kanna. She thinks he’s really good at summarizing things.
“Law! You’re really awesome at telling stories and summarizing things!”
Summarizing things, heh
He won’t know what to say. He’ll probably ask her about it a few hours later.
"Oi, Kanna-ya. What makes you think I'm a good storyteller?"
"You're just really good at wording things, I suppose!"
"..." (He'll ponder this probably)
Kanna will secretly think it’s cute, bc it means he’s been thinking about it.
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