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ry-ichi1 · 2 years

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Tired single daddies

#I mean dads okay #a single mom who have two jobs~#moon knight #moon knight series #dr strange #multiverse of madness #khonshu #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #dr stephen strange #spider man #spiderman #peter parker #wait.... who is peter parker????#...#meh nvm #america chavez

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buglover77 · 11 months

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oh, so when SPIDER-MAN can sense a bug moving on the wall across the room, doesn’t have the fine motor control to get the right amount of toothpaste, and can feel each individual drop of sweat down his neck, it’s a “super power,” but for me it’s a “sensory processing disorder” yeah okay sounds fake doc I think you just don’t want me to stop you from committing crimes, how about THAT

#yes these references are all for the amazing spider man I love andrew’s peter what about it #neurodivergent #spd #sensory processing sensitivity #sensory processing disorder #sensory issues #you know what you tism kids would probably also enjoy this #autism #adhd #spider man #Spider-Man #spiderman #Andrew Garfield #Peter Parker #idk how to tag this man who doesn’t like Spider-Man?#oh wait Jameson hates him nvm

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lildoodlenoodle · 11 months

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Why I think Spider noir is on the younger side(18-20) in the new spiderverse movie per my previous post:

Let’s break it down by Context, Timeline, Mood, and ATSV

Context:

Spider noir has two comic runs that happen before COMICS spiderverse. With that said, there were like inter dimensional energy vampires and that’s obviously not the direction the spiderverse movies went with. So we’re going to largely disregard them for this. To expand, there was a big time jump between that last noir comic and the spiderverse ones. Peter would be closer to mid/late 20s at the start of the comics spiderverse and therefore ITSV if we were to integrate and replace the timelines, BUT I always hated the way they did that time jump in the comics and what it did to Peter’s character.

It felt like they were trying to tie him into 616 Peter wayyyy too much by making his love interest MJ(who we rlly haven’t seen and what we have seen hasn’t had good chemistry), have a good relationship with May(they rlly brushed him shooting someone in front of her and calling him an animal under the rug Huh), and going to college(I get it I do, but unlike most universes I don’t think this Peter could ever stop spiderman enough). There wasn't really any mention of Felicia, Urich, or Robby and their past. They also changed his webbing, his look, and his spider senses.

I felt like that was completely getting rid of all of Peter's characterization and he just becomes the spider with a gun from the 1930s. But the point is they clearly went in a very different artistic and narrative direction after the time jump to a point where it doesn’t feel like the same character.

Refitting the timeline:

So, scrapping the comics spiderverse timeline, I don’t really see a reason for a disjointed time jump. And after those first two comic runs it can be argued, for this Peter, that ITSV happens much sooner for him after that second run, possibly even after the first comic. Then ATSV would happen after that second run. There is an 8mo. time jump between the two runs so it is definitely feasible.

But let’s talk about mood between the runs.

We all know at least somewhat this Peter's origin, and if you don’t, to sum it up: organized crime, monsters, socialism, cannibalism.

The first run ends, Peter beats the goblin without killing him and he’s feeling pretty good about himself/confident. But he’s still got a lot of well deserved angst and self hatred. His uncle is dead, his new mentor/father figure is dead, his relationship with May is on the rocks to say the least, and there’s the whole Felicia thing. He’s still a high schooler and in that teen range, but a big ass lanky teenager who's only solid looking because of the gear he wears. I’d place him around 16-18, a case could be made for 15 but I’m going to politely disagree. ITSV could very easily be fairly soon after these events.

It’s 8 months after the first run. He becomes cocky and overconfident this whole next issue, possibly because of an interdimensionally inflated ego? Point is he feels on top of his game. Also worth mentioning, he’s ignoring MJ this whole issue to the point the audience knows basically nothing about her while he is having a very intense relationship with Felicia(which we already know how I feel about that whole mess) and who MJ is very blatantly and very badly a foil to.(I love MJ she is just not well written here).

The second run ends, his best friend/possible love interest(I said what I said), Robbie, is dead and unavenged.(I can talk a lot more about Robbie and what effect he had and will have on Peter going forward, also the disservice of his ‘death’) Felicia is disfigured and blames Peter. Peter not only blames himself for all this but the comic ends with him saying he feels powerless and a constant sense of impending doom. He really did not get a single win during this comic, man got the shit beaten out of him too. The age at the end of this comic is 17-19. After the last comic dude was messed up but still had hope, after this one we don’t see the fall out, but I can assure it was BAD. That whole ‘you don’t have to kill the bad guy thing’ is probably out the fucking window. I’m more hesitant to think ITSV happened after this run because of that. He isn’t just depressed or self loathing anymore, he isn’t just playing fast and loose with his life to get results. He does not care, he has no hope, and he doesn’t see a good future.

Pre - ATSV predictions with mild spoilers:

With the year and a couple of months time jump for ATSV it’s very plausible that the events of that last run plus possible spider task force shenanigans could happen before the movie. For more context in the comics spider noir was a recurring spider in the ‘elite strike force’. Personally, if he was invited, I could very much see him accepting, especially with his current mental state, and being very aggressive about it. Which, theoretically, could cause him to get kicked off or make a rash decision to leave bc fuck those guys. But the point is at the end of that last comic this man really doesn’t have a single win, he is in a prime state to be manipulated in.

Edit: my dumbass forgot literally the most important detail. The year 1933 is when ITSV noir comes from which matches this timeline with the comics as well.

To sum everything up, the reason why I think spider noirs age is in the 18/20 range is because it fits the above timeline, which I believe to be the most probable timeline of events that are canon by the movies while also staying consistent with at least some of the original comics. It should be further noted there is no evidence of his age throughout the ITSV movie, besides him being played by Nicholas Cage and being tall. In fact, I’d argue due to his excessive use of slang it would naturally place him in a younger category as well as the classic melodramaticness that can come with being a coping teenager. The most important thing that makes his age and at what point in his storyline he’s in up to interpretation is the fact that we see his face once and it’s heavily shadowed. If we saw his face more I’d feel better about giving him a more solid age, but till then context clues for the win. But anyways, this was long and I still have more I could get into/say and I will eventually. Feel free to ask any questions or even tell me why you disagree!

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Peter: You can't kill me if I kill myself first!

Villain: Wh-what?

Tony: No.

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cyberxoxo · 10 months

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i fear i may have thoughts a/b peter b. parker that may be controversial… idk if i’m spittin or not

#dark.content #୨୧ anni after dark #peter b. parker smut #peter b parker smut #peter b. parker being your stepda-#wait wait #my keyboard is glitching #who typed that tag #tw stepcest

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edgepunk · 7 months

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I'd love to see a journey of Peter Parker's self-discovery in his early-to-mid-20s and realizing he's bi. like, there's never too late to explore your sexuality and realize you might not be straight, but we all know Marvel are a bunch of cowards and will never lean into the fact that Peter's been bi-coded for decades

#t #they have to please the die hard str8 reddit bros #funny thing is that I was p active in the ps4/5 subreddit and at least 60% of the guys were gay/bi #who weren't afraid to admit they were attracted to peter #there's a whole essay waiting to be written abt peter parker being a bi/gay awakening to a lot of men irl

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darling-im-wonderstruck · 7 months

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hi friends !!! send in requests please :))

#in a v peter/tom mood rn #i’ve finished all requests in my inbox btw !! just an update for those who are waiting #not sure when i’ll post them but i’ll get to it eventually so dw i didnt forget NSJDNS #peter parker #peter parker x reader

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kitcat992 · 2 years

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Identity Crisis︱Chapter 28 - Venom (PREVIEW)

Not a second later and they were bolting down a staircase, leaping two steps at a time.

“Is it too late to get Strange here?” Steve’s words ricocheted as he bounced down the stairs, colliding into the wall at the very end before throwing himself down the next flight of steps. Not daring to take pause, not even to breathe.

“We’re in Wakanda!” Tony’s voice was high-pitched and panicked. “How the hell—!”

“He said he had a spell,” Steve rattled on, his legs springing with each leap taken. “One that could extract the symbiote entirely.”

Tony didn’t respond.

“Right!?” Steve spun around — slamming into Tony when he kept pace down the stairs. Nearly knocking him to the ground with a forced stop.

Explosions from outside were muffled through the walls of the stairwell. And yet in the moment of silence that followed, they seemed impeccably loud.

Tony floundered, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.

Steve reached for his arm and shook him. “Tony!”

“It’ll kill Peter!” The words clawed out from Tony’s throat, throttled underneath the stress that swelled his windpipe twice its size.

Steve frantically shook his head. “Peter’s dead!”

The next explosion rocked them sideways.

Tony cursed as he toppled forward, landing on his knees at the bottom of the stairwell, his head crashing straight against the wall.

His HUD fritzed with static, bright colors that had him seeing double. He immediately retracted his helmet with a thoughtless command.

“I don’t know how to contact him,” Tony answered in a tight, shaky voice, taking Steve’s hand as the soldier hauled him back to his feet. Debris from hundreds of floors above began to rain down, and they both looked up at the vast open space of the stairwell. Everything above was a danger to come down at any second. “Maximoff was the only one who could —”

“We need to kill this thing,” Steve’s command was laced with a tremor that neither of them wanted to acknowledge. He shot his head back down to Tony. “Use whatever force is necessary —”

Tony whipped his head towards Steve. “That’s still Peter in there!”

“Peter’s dead!” Steve’s shout echoed the stairwell with a frightening volume. Reality etched into every feature on his face — it was hard. Certain. Leaving no room for argument. “He’s dead, Tony! Venom’s using his body as a host, and if we don’t use all force, we’ll be dead next!”

Even as rubble showered down from high above, neither Tony or Steve dared to break eye-contact. Dust and drywall dirtied Tony’s hair, turning locks of brown into gray and embedding into the deep lines of his exposed face. Sweat trickled down his jaw, and ice pricked the back of his neck.

He opened his mouth to speak.

No words.

Suddenly, Tony felt cold all over. And frighteningly hollow.

“Tony!” Steve shouted.

“Fuck!” Tony spun around, bolting down the stairs as his helmet re-formed to his head, reaching over until it covered the integrity of his face.

#irondad #spider-man #spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #steve rogers #venom #venom symbiote #fanfic #mcu fanfic #fanfiction #fic preview #fic plug #my enjoyment in writing this chapter really brings truth to good things come to all those who wait

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starlooove · 2 years

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Fuck the logistics of it: magic user Duke my beloved <3

#in my au #def a foil for raven #can’t wait till I flesh this out enough to explain it #for now tho #his thing is using magic for very mundane things #and he’s not stupid but he is an adrenaline junkie who likes a good fight #using magic to portal away is boring #using magic to make his shoes into skates in order to cause a high speed chase tho?#W #like honestly Duke vs Raven would be like #Peter Parker’s web swinging vs Miles Morales’ web swinging #Idk how to explain that one but the girls the get it get it #Duke Thomas #the signal dc #Duke Thomas dc #Duke Thomas headcanon #Duke Thomas au

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milimeters-morales · 2 years

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the thought of sandman calling cps in the middle of a fight on Peter bc of Miles saying something like “yeah he always argues with me over food and if i could have some” when he is actually talking about stealing Peter’s candy bars has me rolling on the ground and howling

#miles morales #peter parker #flint marko #sandman #spiderman #spider man #miles: yeah that punch yesterday left a bruise but it faded already! i’m getting pretty strong lol #sandman: WHAT THE FUCK / peter: FLINT WAIT HE MEANS SPARRING HE MEANS SPARRING #every villain who is/was a parent is like. hey small spidey do you want some food :)#m&m posts

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maximoff-pan · 1 year

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Is there a you are not to blame part three?!?!?

no :(

It’s been in my drafts for a while and I just haven’t had the courage to post it (I honestly also thought no one would want it by now)…

#about yantb:#I’m so sorry to anyone who has waited for a part 3 #I’m an idiot who got scared that no one would like it #so I held off posting it #it’s done if anyone wants it #maybe just needs a little editing #but if you would like me to post it lmk #tasm!peter parker x reader

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spideymichelle · 1 year

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literally cleaning out my drafts now why do i have over 15 gwen is actually a lesbian posts ...

#an agenda i truly believe like wait a minute #all women who are/were attracted to peter parker are some type of el gee bee tee idk it makes sense to me #except carlie fuck carlie

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scarletspider2the2ndpower · 2 years

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“Lure of the Spider,” Web of Spider-Man (Vol. 1/1985), #120.

Writer: Terry Kavanagh; Penciler: Steven Butler; Inkers: Randy Emberlin and Don Hudson; Colorist: Kevin Tinsley; Letters: Loretta Krol, Jeff Powell, and Susan Crespi

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Web of Spider-Man #Kaine #Kaine Parker #ah yes the dynamic between Kaine and Mary Jane #something I find really intriguing and can’t wait to really get into #because from what we know of Kaine so far it seems a bit out of character no?#Why would this ruthless hitman who seems determined to ruin Ben’s life care about what happens to Peter Parker’s wife?#but I personally think this really speaks to Kaine’s own innate goodness #the glimmer of Peter’s goodness that life and the Jackal could never quite hammer out #especially since (if I remember my read-through of the Spider-Man comics correctly #which was admittedly a bit of a whirlwind) Kaine’s only got Peter’s memories up to the point when #the latter was dating Gwen so while Peter was undeniably fond of Mary Jane #it wasn’t as deep of a relationship as their marriage #speaking even more to Kaine’s own glimmer of goodness that he cares so much about protecting Mary Jane from harm #yeah can’t wait to re-read their interactions #I remember thinking during my Spider-Man read-through that it feels like Mary Jane actually holds more conversations with Kaine #than Peter does early on in the Clone Saga hahaha #but that’s a whole other kettle of worms I’ll get into later hahaha

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siegelst · 2 years

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sooo what happens if the spidersuit runs out of battery during a fight? does it go into its portable mode? does Peter end up without a suit? or does the lights on the suite goes out? what happens?

#has no one ever thought of these questions?#i do #peter parker #peter 1 #spiderman no way home #tom holland #i find it funny if peter fight and the suit dies and then he just suddenly like is wearing the normal clothes #somehow and he had shown his face to who hes fighting #and he be all wait wait i have to recharge my suite #XD

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deadpooly · 9 months

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cant believe my bestie is 18 now. it changed absolutely nothing bc he was making bad illegal choices before he even was legal

#he was class valedictorian #youd think hed make smart choices but nooooooooo #wait #why is that kinda peter parker coded #nvrmnd i take that back #i will not compare someone i love and adore (spiderman) to someone who is a menace to society (my bff)

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fictionaltrvlr · 1 year

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peter parker is so ‘wait for it’ coded

#IF THERE’S A REASON I’M STILL ALIVE WHEN EVERYONE WHO LOVES ME HAS DIED #first his parents #uncle ben #aunt may #and then if we’re talking mcu Peter #tony stark #and you can’t tell me him and Natasha didn’t develop a friendship #AND THEN EVERYONE FORGETS HIM #I’m sorry I’m in my feels #and my hamilton phase #lol 🙃#peter parker #wait for it #hamilton musical

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