#what a fucking simp

[swampsiren-piratefairy]

Nona the Ninth spoilers

When Gideon Nav, Kiriona Gaia, first lays eyes on Nona, in Harrowhark Nonagesimus’s body, she looks at her “in such a mute, helpless appeal” and Nona knows exactly what Gideon wants and gives it to her: Nona kisses her.

Poor Gideon’s want must have been deep and desperate and so clear to Nona. And Nona, kind and loving Nona, just wants to help and Gideon reacts with a face that is “ridged with shock and disbelief.” Because by kissing her, Nona immediately shows Gideon that Harrow is not here. Harrow’s body has been inhabited but Harrow is gone.

And Nona, always so perceptive, is absorbed by watching the way Gideon moves. She’s “never seen anyone move like that before.” And it’s not for many pages that we learn what’s so interesting about Gideon’s movements.

Gideon is so sad. She’s sadder than anyone Nona has ever seen before, and Nona lives in a war torn refugee city.

Gideon gave her life for Harrow. Harrow didn’t accept the gift, and Gideon was devastated.

She felt so rejected. And now, Gideon must have thought, “finally! here’s Harrow again.” And had that hope is immediately squashed. No wonder she’s so fucking sad.

#poor Gideon #I realized this is not an analysis and I’d rather just a repetition of the text itself #but I just keep thinking about it #nona the ninth #ntn #Gideon nav #griddlehark #gideon x harrow #the locked tomb #the locked tomb series #what a fucking simp

[mrswagtastic]

Asexual Kyle headcanons make me really happy for many reasons, but one I don't think I've ever seen brought up is how he still seems to enjoy love alot. Like asexuals I've seen (media/fictional obviously) usually still don't care much for romance, if at all, which is obviously cool too but like romance obsessed aces exist too and that's how I view Kyle honestly. Like YES hopeless romantic ace Kyle is so silly actually. Go on keep falling in love and putting you're all into romance only for it to neevr work out you little twerp. It's just so silly I actually adore it.

#hes so boyfailure #like yea stan is the epitome of “hopeless romantic loser boy” #but not enough speak about kyles insane yearning too #what a fucking simp #south park #southpark #sp #south park kyle #sp kyle #kyle south park #kyle broflovski #asexual kyle

[jaztice]

#fhjy #fhjy spoilers #exu calamity #brennan lee mulligan #cerrit agrupnin #Brennan I fucking see you don’t even stop #YOU FUCKING SAID THE LINE ‘IVE GOT MY EYE ON YOU’ #I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE #my post #anyway Brennan is a simp for his cool dnd friends and I respect it so much #this is a meme of love

[biteable-pink-pixie]

#its a pretty fair exchange #right? what could the problem be? #simp for me you fucking punk

[insomnious-illustrations]

I did some Legend of Korra redraws of scenes I thought were neat :) 

#had to use the wayback machine for those avatarspirit archives </3 rip #i think korras arc is the fucking shit and i love it so much #also im a certified asami sato simp and what of it #the legend of korra #tlok #avatar korra #kuvira #asami sato #hiroshi sato #screencap redraw #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #might do more if the inspo hits me i have a few more ideas saved

[nicxxx5]

imagine what if all the byers (or at least will and jonathan) are staying with the wheelers during the upside down apocalypse in s5. holly, being the little 6 yro that she is knowing no personal boundaries, has been snooping in mike’s room when he’s not home and found the letters he wrote to will. 

as the byers are moving into to the wheeler household, holly beams and  jumps up to hug will because she hasn’t seen him in so long ”will!” and greets her just as enthusiastically “hi holly! how are you?” still smiling she says “good! i have something for you!” will looks at her surprised “you do?” she grins ”yeah!” she starts bounding up the stairs to get whatever it is she has for him. as she gets to the top of the stairs she yells down “i found it in mike’s room!” 

mike who had been half listening whips around when he hears what holly just said. realizing what she might be referring to he yells and tries to stop her “hey! holly! wait! stay out of my room!” but its too late as holly is now coming down the stairs with a stack of envelopes in her hand and she hands them to will “see! they all have your name on them”

will takes them from her hand and looks at them confused. meanwhile, mike behind him has turned white as a ghost and started to panic as he looks at all his letters to will that are signed “love, mike” and where never meant to be sent are now in the hands of their recipient 

#byler #byler headcanon #byler hc #byler au #mike wheeler #will byers #holly wheeler #give me holly wheeler meddling with byler #i will take nothing less #mike wheeler i know what you are #mike wheeler is repressed as fuck #mike wheeler is a simp #mike wheeler is a boy kisser #mike wheeler loves will byers #will byers loves mike wheeler #will byers deserves love #will byers deserves the world #will byers deserves better #mike's letters to will #stranger things #st5 #st5 headcanon #st5 hc #stranger things headcanons #finally getting to my drafts

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am) #'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute' #anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji) #pocky #CM

[eridiasangel]

decided to be normal and take the official touchstarved uquiz over 200 times so I could figure out what answers are associated with what characters, here are the results. please download for higher quality and feel free to share it around and speculate as much as you want lol.

original ver + a quick colorblind friendly ver

my process was basically to blindly run through every answer over and over with a few sets of control answers, changing only 1 variable at a time. once i had enough filled out, because there are 11 questions, i could easily make a set of 10 control answers assigning 2 answers to each character, 2 for mhin, 2 for kuras, etc. the quiz result this way would Always be whatever character was associated with the 11th answer. i used this process to fill any remaining blanks and double check anything i was unsure about.

as for mothman, no matter what combination of the evenly split control answers i tried it always spat back out a different result, so either he is assigned to everyone or no one. this was probably just a mistake lol

#kuras #mhin #vere #leander #ais #touchstarved game #touchstarved #what does bacon jalapeno cheeseburger mean redspring?? #what does it mean? #does he like the smell of beef?? #do i love this man enough to smell like beef? #possibly #i am not above acquiring the beef perfume #also vere being assigned anime is very funny #in retrospect it couldnt be anyone but vere #also slenderman leander that man is sus as Fuck #leander simps please come collect this man #he scares me #i really hope redspring didnt see that someone took the quiz 200 times

[actuallyjustabiscuit]

The best thing that came as a result of episode 2 is all of the ragapom shippers now collectively coming to an understanding that Ragatha is the one who gets flustered just by being allowed in Pomni’s vicinity after I have been banging on this drum from day one.

The validation makes me feel a special kind of powerful.

#I demand all the flustered Ragatha art from now on #she is the loser #the girlfailTM #the simp #All Pomni has to do is smile and her day is instantly made What a fucking useless lesbian #harlequilt #jesterdoll #ragapom #buttonblossom #the amazing digital circus #pomni #ragatha

[lotus-pear]

GIRLYPOP POSE😭😭😭😭😭😭

AND WHY HE GOT THOSE CHILD BEARING HIPS😍😍😍😍😍😍 MANS GOT THE WHOLE BAKERY BACK THERE,,,,,,,, GLAD THE STAGE PLAY KEEPS HIM CLOSE TO CANON W THOSE PLENTIFUL ASSCHEEKS

#THERES NOT A LOT OF MEN I WILL ADMIT TO SIMPING OVER. BUT HIM #HIM. #ISTG LORD HIS STAGE ACTOR IS SO FINEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE THE RESIST THE URGE TO (S)CREAM WHEN HES ONSTAGE #ahem. #you didn't hear that from me #anway #lotus’s asks

[feralnumberfive]

Five: *has done nothing wrong and has just arrived in a new timeline/universe after getting his arm cut off and almost dying from getting the life zapped out of him*

Luther immediately after being resurrected: Five where's my wife you piece of shit I'm gonna beat your ass

Diego also to Five who has done nothing wrong: Yeah beat his ass!

#what the fuck was this moment because it's not Five's fault they ended there?? and Diego knows that too?? #Luther I love you but that was so shitty the writers made him such a huge simp in S3 that threatens his brother and immediately blames him #after he arrives in a new universe without even knowing if Five did anything #Luther I'm so sorry the writers keep changing you I'm sad but also fuck you for just this scene #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua spoilers #tua s3 spoilers #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves

[just-null-cult]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW JJK EPISODE BECAUSE NORITOSHI IS SO ADORABLE

IVE SEEN HIM. HES SO.... BREAKS MY FACE

#cult leader cameo #ragingbisegzual #hes so fucking cute bro #HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHATS GOING ON #GOD I FORGOT HOW PRETTY HE WAS #GEGE DONT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US #also im lowkey embarrassed with how much effort i put into that animation. like damn bb noritoshi simping is a frug like no other #THE VIDEO LOOKS SO SHITTYLMAIFJEAOF BUT POV YOU TOOK A PEEK INSIDE MY MIND

[xenocorner]

Small sketch page of some of my marvel blorbos ;; Couldn't fit all of them in it nor had the time but hey I got the itch scratched kinda

#I AM a Howard Stark simp in spite of his horrible parenting #Just look at that man MH Tony had to get his looks from somewhere godamn #Also I just now realised that the way I laid them out makes Stephen seemed annoyed at the two hot af men staring at him #or Loki n Stark having a stare down to see who keeps the wizard #that was actually unintentional #My hand probably knows what I want better than I do myself #also Wanda my fierce momma plz I love her so much I wanna hug and cuddle her she deserved so much better my bby #so did Nat UGH my heart broke when drawing her I miss her ;; #WHY ARE MOST OF MY FAVES DEAD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT LIKE??? FUCK OFF ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #anyway #tony stark #iron man #stephen strange #doctor strange #loki laufeyson #loki #howard stark #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #natasha romanoff #black widow #mcu #marvel #marvel fanart

[n7punk]

what's the worst thing you watched and kept up with (at least for a while) because you were gay and begging for scraps? mine was probably pretty little liars

#what was her name? emily? whatever it was i was a simp for the lesbian character on PLL #and put up with three seasons of fucking Nonsense for it #words and things #i say 'probably' because there are worse shows i watched for various girls that i had crushes on over the years #but thats a different kind of simping. i didnt watch them for girl kissing i watched them for a girl who i knew was probably straight #gay #lesbian #bisexual #<- yall got it the worst half of these things were subtly biphobic too #oh god does anyone remember that show where the MC was a succubi but didn't know about monsters #so she thought she was just a freak and was always on the run until the monster world finds one of her kills and hunts Her down #and she ends up. idk working at a monster bar and helping her Monster Cop boytoy hunt runaway monsters? or something? #listen what i remember from that is how badly i wanted her and her simp (female roommate maybe?) to fuck instead #and i swear they queerbaited me a little. but i might have just been delusional tbh

[miahasahardname]

total drama world tour if it was based

WOW my doodles look a lot weirder coloured. here’s a colourless one (don’t ask why i made these transparent because idek)

#‘why can’t we all just get along? why can’t we just… kiss?’ #‘cody you stupid fucking simp’ #i love how warm this drawing feels. warm colours my beloved #heehehehehhe. kicks my feet about like a little schoolgirl #alecodeather finale is what we all needed #cody is the peace keeper in this relationship (he fucking sucks at his job) #hey i should make alecodeather yuri. i really should #td cody #td alejandro #td heather #codeather #aleheather #alecody #alecodeather #total drama #td #total drama world tour #tdwt

[the-magnusinstitute]

hey from what we know of jared hopwprth is he single

Jared Hopworth is a felon and wanted for several accounts of homicide, battery, grave robbing, and desecration of corpses. Please direct these inquiries to the local police station as they are more likely to know these things than us.

#magposting #answering asks #what is it with these clowns and wanting to fuck the criminals #elias bouchard. jared hopworth. sensing a pattern here #all we need is some murphy ‘vigilante justice’ reynolds simps and the trifecta is complete #tmagpod #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #the magnus institute #jared hopworth