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howlingday · 1 year
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Time Travel AU with Winter? She also got the maiden powers so things are bound to get wild, no?
Winter: I have returned.
Ironwood: Winter?! What is the meaning of-?!
Winter: (Raises hand) Silence, fascist!
Ironwood: (Frozen in block of ice)
Winter: Now, where is the punch bowl? I require refreshments of the fruitest of beverages.
Neptune: Uh, over there, Miss.
Winter: ...Thank you. You shall live one day more.
Winter: Everyone else, you are on thin ice.
Yang: I thought I was the one who made puns?
Blake: Other people can, too. In fact, other people should.
Yang: So harsh. You probably need a cat-nap, don't you?
Nora: What's she talking about?
Blake: Yeah, Yang, what ARE you talking about?
Yang: Ah, crap... Well, uh...
Winter: Your friend is a Faunus.
Nora: Really?
Blake: What the hell?!
Winter: Now, if you wish to keep your little secret, you will kiss for me.
Yang: Well, if you say so~.
Blake: Ugh...
Winter: Not you two. You two!
Nora: Huh?!
Blake: What?!
Winter: Yes, you two! Make out with each other, for my amusement~.
Blake: I-I'm not going to-
Winter: Do it, or the bunny dies!
Velvet: Where did you come from?! Blake, help!
Blake: I-
Nora: Uh, just think of something pleasant!
Blake: What? Nora, I don't- MMH!
Winter: Yes... Just like that~.
Velvet: (Drops) Oh, thank god...
Jaune: Velvet! Are you okay?
Velvet: I'm fine. I-
Winter: You, in the dress! Come here!
Jaune: Me? No! You hurt my friend!
Winter: So brave, and so noble, yet so graceful and beautiful. Yes, you are perfect.
Jaune: Perfect? Perfect for what?
Winter: To be my bride, of course!
Jaune: Be your what?!
Winter: Yes, it will be a beautiful Atlesian wedding, set in the dead center of billowing snow and chilling wind.
Pyrrha: Jaune, is everything okay?
Jaune: You're crazy! I'm not marrying you!
Winter: Oh, and on what grounds do you- Hohoho... Of course, how foolish of me to make a wife of a husband.
Jaune: Huh? Uh, yeah, I guess.
Winter: Then we shall exchange words no longer. You there, Nikos!
Pyrrha: Eh?!
Winter: I wish to ally myself with you so that we may share the same lover.
Pyrrha: I don't- What?
Winter: If you agree, then I shall allow you to continue your affections with your husband, and I shall only bear mine when you have completed yours.
Pyrrha: What do you mean?
Winter: Share Jaune Arc with me, and I shall simply warm your shared bed whilst you are away.
Jaune: You're insane! There's no way Pyrrha would agree to-
Pyrrha: DEAL!
Jaune: PYRRHA?!
Winter: Excellent! Our triad of lovers shall be established in the coming post-autumnal season.
Jaune: I- what?!
Pyrrha: She means winter.
Jaune: What?
Winter: Me. I am Winter. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must speak with the music man. (Turns) YOU THERE, DISC JOCKEY!
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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What are those
Winter " weiss mom wants me to marry jaune
All the girls who do want to marry him hug winter " welcome sister
Weiss 😱
The Dragons Dowery
Weiss: Ughhh… Gods that was a nightmare…
Yang: Yeah, that was… That was a mess…
Ruby: Going to have some words with, Blake. She… she…
Yang: Has no chill?
Ruby: Yeah, that… How did this all happen? I was too busy trying not to get attacked by crazed faunas that I forgot.
Weiss: Jaune said he eats dust, I wanted to test that out, and then he started belching up fire. Apparently, the quality of, Dust made by the, Schnee Dust Company is considered… cheap to his literal taste.
Yang: Cheap? What do you mean by cheap?
Weiss: I… I don’t know. When he started hacking, and belching out fire, and when he had a chance to speak all he said was that my father was a, ‘cheap bastard.’
Ruby: So, he thinks the dust is of poor quality? What does that mean?
: Mr. Arc considers the, Dust made by the, SDC to be of poor quality. As is it unrefined in his opinion. Therefore it… tastes rancid…
Ruby: Huw? Who are you?
Weiss: Winter; You’re here?!
Winter: Hello, Weiss it’s nice to see you again.
Yang: Is this your aunt, Weiss?
Weiss: Aunt? No this is my older sister, Winter Schnee. Why did you think she was my aunt?
Yang: She’s taller, older, has breasts…
Weiss: Hey!
Yang: She’s the complete opposite to you, so I thought you were family, just not siblings.
Winter: That is a fair assessment.
Weiss: Winter?!
Ruby: Hello! I’m Ruby, Ruby Rose leader of, Team RWBY!
Winter: Ruby of, Team RWBY?
Ruby: Yeah… even I get confused at times too…
Yang: Well, I’m Yang Xiao Long! This little gremlins cool hot older sister, nice to meet you!
Winter: Pleasure. There should be four members, where is the fourth member of your team?
Weiss: Our fourth member is, Blake Belladonna, and she is… somewhere…? I don’t know where she is, last time I saw her she was trying to linch me because she thought I tried to kill, Jaune.
Winter: And… why did she try to do that?
Weiss: Blake is a faunas, and she’s part of the more… fanatic devotees towards my friend, Jaune Arc.
Winter: I suppose it has to deal with him being this supposed, ‘Dragon King?’
Weiss: That’s more, or less it.
Ruby: So, what brings you here, Winter?
Winter: Mother, and I came at the request of your summons.
Yang: Summons?
Ruby: Are you talking about the time, Weiss yelled at your dad to get her diamonds checked?
Winter: Yes, Weiss wanted, Mr. Arc to authenticate the authenticity of our family’s family jewels.
Yang: Was that a correct sentence?
Ruby: The auto correct says so.
Weiss: And, how did the grading go?
Winter: Well… two thirds of them are fake…
Weiss: Eh…?
Winter: A fact that, Mr. Arc proved by eating the fakes…
Ruby: He ate them?
Winter: Even mother’s engagement ring was a fake, to which he proved by eating it.
Yang: Ouch.
Winter: But, based upon what, Mr. Arc said, the person father bought these diamonds from was an infamous swindler specializing in fake diamonds.
Weiss: Oh… Well, I guess that’s okay…
Winter: And, Mom offered the, Schnee Diamond as a dowery for, Jaune.
Weiss: Eh…?
Ruby: The what?
Yang: The Schnee Diamond? The hell is that?
Weiss: It’s our family’s heirloom; My grandfather, Nicolas Schnee found it decades ago during a mining expedition when he was founding the SDC. He named it after our family to be a moniker of our family’s legacy. Ha… you know it’s actually funny…
Ruby: What’s funny?
Weiss: All the diamonds my father acquired were fakes, and yet our grandfather’s diamond has more valuable than anything father could ever hope to acquire.
Winter: Fufufu~! That is quite funny.
Weiss: But, wait… Mom offered it as a dowery… F-For whose hand…?
Winter: …
Winter: M-My hand…
Weiss: W-W-What?!
Yang: Seriously?
Ruby: Congratulations!
Weiss: Ruby?!
Ruby: What?
Weiss: No, I… Okay, no… W-What did you say about all of this? No! What did, Jaune say about all of this, because based upon what he said, I will kill him!
Winter: Well… he was inspecting the, Schnee Diamond when, Mother made this offer. And, well… he seemed highly conflicted.
Yang: Was it because of, Jaune’s obsession of precious stones?
Winter: I would believe so. He seemed genuinely interested in accepting mother’s offer, but he eventually put the diamond back into its case, and shook his head. Jaune then told my mother that while he was genuinely tempted to accept her offer, it would remain my decision to accept this marriage proposal. And, that he wouldn’t accept anything until he learned more about me. Considering at most he knew about was that I was, Weiss’s older sister, and that I was more… full bodied than her. Whatever that meant.
Yang: I think he was talking about how, Weiss is flat, and you have booba.
Weiss: I am not flat!
Winter: Oh… that makes sense…
Ruby: So… you want to marry, Jaune?
Winter: …
Winter: Because of my position in the, Atlas Military I never thought about marriage. But, now that it has been presented before me as it has… Well… I am uncertain of how to react to all of this.
Yang: Probably should get to know, Jaune before you think of marriage then.
Winter: That would be an appropriate option to take. Should I ask him on an outing to get to know him then?
Yang: A date?
Winter: Yes, a date. Do you think he’d prefer dining at the, Chatou Chriteline?
Ruby: They serve food there right?
Winter: It’s a restaurant, the most famous high class one in all of, Vale. Have you not heard of it?
Yang: Lady, do we look like high class, hoty toty kind of gals?
Winter: Well…?!
Weiss: Don’t answer that.
Winter: Very well then…
Ruby: You could ask, Jaune’s girlfriends for help.
Winter: G-Girlfriends…? He already has a girlfriend?
Weiss: He has two actually…
Yang: And, if I play my cards right he’ll have three~!
Winter: You want to become a part of his… His…!!
Yang: Harem? Hell yeah I do~!
Winter: But, why?
Yang: I’m in love with the blond goofball. What more needs to be said?
Winter: You’re in love with him…?
Yang: Yeah. I can give you a list of reasons why, but all that matters really is that I love him.
Winter: Is that really all that matters…?
Yang: …
Yang: What are you asking?
Winter: I’m asking if you love him.
Yang: No, you’re not asking me that.
Ruby: What is she asking you, Yang?
: You should ask, ‘Have you ever been in love before?’
: She’s an, Atlasian. I doubt they understand the concept of love.
Winter: What? Who are you?
: Hello~! I’m Pyrrha Nikos, and I am, Jaune’s, First Chosen.
: Hi there pretty lady~! My name is, Coco Adel, his, Second Chosen.
Weiss: What are you two doing here?
Pyrrha: Yang texted me about the dowry. And, we decided to see who actually managed to get, Jaune’s attention.
Coco: And, I must say, Jaune has impeccable taste~!
Winter: Actually my mother put me up for this whole arranged marriage by offering him a dowery he couldn’t deny, well, barely could deny. This whole thing wasn’t my idea.
Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s been dealing with that a lot lately.
Winter: I’m willing to believe that. But, I must ask, what did the two of you mean by, ‘Chosen?’
Pyrrha: Oh it’s just a name we were given by the faunas because we were the… the… the first that…
Coco: The first girls that, Jaune fucked~!
Pyrrha: Yeah, that…
Winter: Y-You’ve slept with him?
Pyrrha: Yes we have.
Coco: Several times.
Pyrrha: We’ve slept with each other actually.
Coco: The future threesome we will have will be legendary~!
Pyrrha: Hopefully we won’t be walking out with a limp next time.
Coco: You kidding? The limp is the best part!
Yang: How good of a limp is it?
Coco: Why spoil the surprise~?
Weiss: Stop it. I don’t want to hear this. You can have your perverted sex lives all you want. I just don’t want to hear you explain it to me. Also, you broke, Ruby.
Yang: What?
Ruby: Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
(Thud!)
Yang: RUBY?!
Pyrrha: Oops…
Coco: Ha! Blushing virgin.
Pyrrha: So… are you interested in dating, Jaune, Winter?
Winter: Well… to be honest, as you guessed I never dated before… or, be interested in anyone romantically. So, I don’t know…
Pyrrha: That’s fair, I’ve never been in love until I met, Jaune. And, after we first met I fell head over heels for him on the spot.
Winter: You’ve never been in love until after you met him?
Pyrrha: Nope. I’ve had plenty of famous people, and the like come on to me, but they never sparked anything in me. They were all just trying to use me to their advantage in one form, or the other. But, then I met someone who knew nothing about me, relied on me for who I am, and not who appeared to be. I’m more happy now than I have ever been since I met him, and becoming his girlfriend has made me more happy than I could ever imagine.
Winter: But, are you okay with… sharing him?
Pyrrha: I was hesitant at first, but the benefits of being part of a harem are quite… enticing~!
Winter: They are?
Coco: Ignore her, unless you want to hear something juicy~?
Winter: I would rather not.
Weiss: Me as well.
Yang: Well I would!
Coco: Later, hot stuff. So, tell me; are you interested in dating, Jaune, or would you prefer to brush this all aside, and forget this all happened?
Winter: …
Winter: I am willing to… investigate the possibility of a relationship if that is possible…
Weiss: You can’t be serious, Winter?
Winter: Have… have you ever seen a person, and thought, ‘what if?’
Weiss: I have…
Winter: Did you ever try to find out what, ‘what if’ could become?
Weiss: I have, and honestly I regretted trying to.
Winter: Then would you have regretted trying to, or never trying, Weiss?
Weiss: …
Weiss: Haa… I would have regretted never trying… Go… Go, and see if things could work between you two.
Winter: Thank you, Weiss.
Coco: Then come with us beautiful, and let us tell you all about our little dragon~!
Pyrrha: Little? Coco, honey, what part about, Jaune is little?
Coco: Good point.
Winter: I would prefer to learn more about his personality, habits, interests, and the like, before… before learning about those things.
Coco: Probably for the best if we do so.
Pyrrha: We wouldn’t want to scare her away now doubt we?
Coco: You coming along, Yang? Certainly you’ll want to hear this~!
Yang: Hell yeah I do!
Winter: I’ll see you later, Weiss. Shall we have dinner together later?
Weiss: I would love to, Winter. Have fun you… (Pa-Ping~!) Oh, Jaune just sent me a text.
Weiss: …
Weiss: W-What the hell…?
Pyrrha: What’s wrong, Weiss?
Weiss: ‘Weiss! Save me! Your mom is trying to seduce me, and it’s working! Save me before I do something I will (Slightly?) regret! Help!’
Coco: W-What…?
Pyrrha: Your mother is trying to seduce, Jaune… Why?
Yang: And, it’s working…?
Winter: How would I know?
Ruby: …
Ruby: Uhh… aren’t you going to go save, Jaune?
Weiss: Huw?
Winter: Beg pardon?
Ruby: Jaune just called for your help, are you two going to go save him, or are you going to let your mother sleep with your friend, and your, potential, husband?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
Weiss: Well… It’s, Jaune.
Winter: He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Weiss: And, the message he sent shows he doesn’t want to do it.
Winter: But, Mother is trying to seduce him, and succeeding… somehow.
Weiss: Mom sleeping with my friend just sounds wrong.
Winter: Not as bad as the thought of Mother sleeping with Father…
Weiss: I feel like throwing up just thinking about it…
Winter: Is that why she trying to seduce him, to have… to have a good time?
Weiss: Possibly, Pyrrha, and Coco gloat constantly on how good he is in bed. Maybe, Mom wanted to see that for herself.
Ruby: Uhh… Are you two trying to justify, Jaune sleeping with your mother?
Weiss: Uhh…
Yang: Sounds like you’re gonna let him bang your mom.
Winter: Well…
Ruby: Do you want, Jaune to sleep with your mom…?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
WW: Well…
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brokentrafficknight · 5 months
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With that out of the way. BEHOLD! Ship of Theseus!
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intooned · 7 months
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A cozy place to be, all I'm sayin'.
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novankenn · 5 months
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They're... ADORABLE! I Must HAVE!
Winter Schnee, had arrived at Beacon to check-up on her sister Weiss. The siblings were having a rather enjoyable reunion of sorts, and were currently taking a stroll through Beacon's Remnant renown gardens.
Weiss: So that is how everything is going so far... and aside from the attention of an a specific individual I am very content to continue my studies here at Beacon.
Winter: I am impressed Weiss. I would have...
Weiss: Winter? Is there something...
Weiss then notices where Winter's attention was focused, and snorted. Seated on a bench in the garden was Pyrrha Nikos, a champion, a huntress-in-training without peer... and her partner, Joan Arc.
Weiss: I have no clue what SHE sees in that!
Winter didn't respond, watching intently as Pyrrha rubbed comforting circles upon the obviously distraught, young woman.
Weiss: That girl... she should know I'm not interested in anything she has to...
Winter: (Giving Weiss sideways glare) Are you the cause of that?
Weiss: (stammering) Well... um... yes... no... (finally composing herself) she's constantly harassing me with date requests, it's been going on for weeks! I needed to put an end to them... she's... she's a stalker!
Winter: THAT ANGEL? How could you?!?
Weiss didn't know what to say as Winter stormed off, directly towards the pair seated on the bench.
Pyrrha: Um... hello? Can I help you?
Winter: I am Winter Schnee, which unfortunately makes me Weiss' sister...
Joan: (Sobbing) I'm sor...
Winter: Enough of that. I'm here to make amends for my sister's treatment of you...
Pyrrha grew a little apprehensive at the hungry look Winter was shooting Joan and her.
Pyrrha: And how...?
Winter said nothing further as she reached down, and with gentle pressure pulled Joan to her feet...
Joan: EEP! (Finding herself suddenly draped over Winter's shoulder)
Pyrrha: Hey put her dow... (Suddenly unable to move) HEY?!?
Winter: None of that! You're both shall be my guests...
Pyrrha: (Struggling against the black glyph that has immobilized her) Guests?
Winter: To my accommodations... that is where I will be making my apologizes to you and this angel... for Weiss' behavior. You two are much too... adorable... I want.
Winter then starts walking, carting Joan like a sack of flour, while also dragging Pyrrha behind her with a glyph.
Pyrrha: WEISS HELP!!!
Weiss: Winter???
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superiorsturgeon · 2 months
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Winter: Your entire team is completely out of control! Even the most talented ones keep perpetrating mayhem!
Ren: Is this about that time Pyrrha got drunk in a Mantle dive bar and tried to flirt with Jaune by demonstrating how to tenderize an octopus using that Atlas robot?
Winter: Listening to that sentence was like having a stroke, but it supports my “out of control” statement.
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linkman447 · 5 months
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Jaune arc but he has the Is knowledge a memory of john m browning You know the man who made the machine gun that's been in the service of the US military for ninety years and the 1911 Is and the trunch gun atlas will beg him to make them a gun
Jaune arc or as he was known John m browning or at least that’s what he thinks having the memories of some other guy but that’s not important what is, is that he is currently in the beacon forge making something
Jaune: ok ok this is going to be amazing
He puts the finishing touches on his new weapon
Jaune: ok ok let’s use that mechashift stuff the ruby taught me
He finally puts it together what seems to be a cube
Tossing it the box shifts in midair to form a mounted turret as it hits the ground it latches to it
Jaune: this is so awesome
Grabbing the handles he aims at the targets and fires
The gun goes off spectacularly firing multiple heavy rounds in a matter of seconds
Jaune: oh ya this is going to be good
Ruby: uh…..
Jaune hearing the voice turns to see Ruby but her face is deep red
Ruby: marry me
The door to the forge was busted open by one winter schnee
Winter: no he will marry me and his invention shall be the pinnacle of atlas technology
Then walks in coco adel
Coco: you think you can get that to fit in a hand bag
Jaune: maybe
Coco: ya no he’s mine
Ruby: wait I know what to do
Winter: we can’t cut him in half and split him
Ruby: what the fudge that’s not even close to what I was going to say. Ahem well my dad had my mom and yangs mom so why don’t we just share jaune
Winter ponders this: hmm maybe we can
Coco: ya as much as I would like to have his gun I’m not one for Sharing
Meanwhile
Pyrrha: AAAAAHHHH
Nora: what the hell
Pyrrha: someone’s after my man
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falleri-salvatore · 3 months
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RWBY AU Prompt:
--There are Four Foundational Families (one in each: Vale, Mistral, Mantle/Atlas and Vacuo) that can be considered Primarchical Royal Families (that is to say: they are Ozlem descendants. This fact is VERY hidden knowledge; so hidden in fact that neither Salem nor Ozpin knew until later on). --The Four Foundational Families share the following characteristics: Incredibly powerful and versatile (as well as hereditary) Semblances, immensely potent and dense Aura (not always vast, this depends on the individual), incredible life force (that is to say, they age slowly, seldom get ill and have much larger than average lifespan), and recessive yet highly persistent Silver Eyes AND Black Blood genes (rarely, some descendants are born with either one or both of these traits being dominant at random). The Schnee and Pendragon (now Arc) families are two confirmed families out of the four. --The Schnee and the Arc families have a longtime friendship with each other (which leads to the Schneeblings and the Arc Siblings being childhood friends). --Cinder was found and adopted by Qrow. Because of the series of events that unfolded prior to this, Qrow was ALMOST persona-non-grata in Atlas (Ironwood, Willow and Ozpin had to call in on a LOT of favors for the "Almost" part). --Weiss (and by extension Winter and Whitley) are childhood friends with Jaune (and his sisters). However, whereas Weiss enrolled in Atlas Prep to follow her sister's footsteps, Jaune studied in Shade Academy, where he met and befriended Pyrrha Nikos (and became her first and best friend, as well as her first love and her friendliest rival). --Saphron, Winter, Cinder and Terra studied in Beacon (Saphron, Winter and Terra came from Atlas Prep, where as Cinder came from Signal) and were on the same team (Team ASBT/Asbestos). Saphron was the leader, Saphron and Terra were partners while Winter and Cinder were partnered. --Winter and Cinder got along like cat-and-dog/ice-and-fire, with Cinder goading and taunting Winter every chance she could and Winter inevitably losing her temper (think of Qrow and Winter's canon dynamic). Cinder disdained Winter (at first) because she thought of her as a spoiled Atlesian princess (and Cinder hated anything to do with Atlas) while Winter detested being compared to a vapid socialite that was common for an Atlesian lady of her age (it was the reason she chose to come to Beacon after all, with Ironwood's endorsement no less, to get away from it all).
--Saphron Arc was pretty much the "Summer Rose/Glynda Goodwitch/Pyrrha Nikos" of her generation; that is to say, she was an unparalleled prodigy among her peers (shame that she, along with Terra, retire from being huntsmen early on). --Because of the different circumstances, Cinder Branwen was made the Fall Maiden instead of Amber (originally, Saphron was the one planned to be made the maiden; however, she declined). Amber, instead, is one of Cinder's bodyguards. --During their time in Beacon: Weiss and Pyrrha are fierce rivals in both love (over Jaune) and combat, and every time they fight, they never fail to destroy the arena. It has gotten to the point that Glynda prohibits them from fighting each other during Combat Class because she dreads having to clean up the mess. --Ozpin and Qrow can't help but reminisce over the fact that Pyrrha's and Weiss' rivalry was like a mix between Summer's and Raven's (fighting over Tai), and Winter's and Cinder's (fundamentally so very very similar that they can't help BUT clash).
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spahhzy · 1 year
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Weiss: Y-you may have defeated us for the chance to date Arc... but there is still one left.
On the floor were various people unconscious, some of the Atlas milfs, Nora, Ren, Neptune, Yang, Blake, Ruby, Winter, Cinder, Salem and herself all lay defeated as Neo smirked triumphantly.
Neo: *Being them on, the blonde himbo shall be mine!*
*Head of the table mp3. plays*
Neo looks behind her, and almost like the entrance to a final boss straight out of your favorite video game, came Neo's final challenge.
She was dressed in her usual combat gear save for one distinct difference, she was wearing the sacred Pumpkin Pete hoodie.
Her red hair, which was usually in a pony tail, now hung freely as she walked up with confidence to Neo the difference in their height staggering as the taller woman gazed down at the tiny mute.
Pyrrha: Neo Politan...
Neo: *Pyrrha*
Pyrrha: Once I defeat you... you too will be next to acknowledge me as your tribal chiefstess!
Neo: *I defy you, the blonde himbo and his hoodie will soon be mine!*
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littlelewdmable · 1 year
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Jaune The Ginger Whisperer Part 19: Bull Run
Jaune: Okay. We just need to hold off Torchwick and her sidekick long enough for some backup to arrive.
Jaune: Hopefully Prof. Goodwitch.
Ren: Do you think we'll be able to keep them here that long?
Neo: *Weaving in between Yang, Nora, and Pyrrha*
Jaune: Maybe as long as no other aura users show up. We'll just deal with these goons real fast then go help our teams.
Ren: *Nods*
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scattered-winter · 2 months
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arkos is literally orpheus and eurydice i feel sick
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howlingday · 1 year
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Tai 2.0 Part 13
Part 12
Qrow: (Leans into the kiss)
Winter: (Pulls away) I love you. (Heaves) I love you, I love you, I love you.
Qrow: I love you, too.
Jaune: (Grin) I wish you guys the best of luck. (Turns away)
Qrow: Hey, kid...
Jaune: Yeah?
Qrow: Same to you. You're gonna need it.
Jaune: Uh, what do you mean?
Qrow: (Points)
Jaune: (Turns)
Summer: (Sultry smile)
Ruby: (Shaking)
Pyrrha: (Blushing, Covering her mouth)
Yang: (Licking her lips)
Jaune: Oh...
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knight-dwx-09 · 1 year
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Well I found 5 other post of it, I will just put it here.
Link : trick
Link : getting suit
Link : date
Link : the crash
Link : aftermath
Link : reveal
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brokentrafficknight · 1 month
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The collective Arc brood!
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arc-misadventures · 2 years
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How does Winter meeting Dwarf Jaune go? Especially with what he said about her mother.
Lunaris
Sm Jaune AU
Jaune: Get to work ya sorry sods! Dem’ Atlasian bastards are coming ‘ere! And, wer’ gonna be ready to welcome ‘em!
Miner #5: Atlasian pigs!
Miner #6: Just because ‘dar in da sky doesn’t mean they’re any higher than us in ‘da dirt!
Miner #7: Lets show ‘dem who rules ‘da, Dust!
Miners: YEEEEEEAHHH!!!
RWR: …
Ruby: Okay… So, Jaune’s basically become a king…
Weiss: Not to mention the mine, and the small town next to it has become a city…
Ren: A city built into the mountain at that…
Ruby: Jaune, became jack as a hell, and has grown a beard.
Ren: A glorious beard…
Weiss: He’s basically become a dwarf, and has made the rest of our team’s lose it…
Ruby: Aren’t they all fighting to see who get’s to be his queen, and/or his concubine?
Ren: Yeah… I think, Ms. Goodwitch is winning.
Weiss: What?!
Ruby: When did she get here?
Ren: Yesterday…?
Ruby: Okay… Wait, where is, Nora? I haven’t seen her since she went into the mine, city… what ever it’s called…
Weiss: I believe they’ve started calling it, Lunaris.
Ruby: Lunaris?
Weiss: Nice name.
Ruby: I like it.
Ren: Me too. Oh, yeah! Nora’s become the captain of the kings guard. I think she’s dubbed them, The Quake-Hammers.
Weiss: I don’t like it.
Ruby: Heard better.
Winter: …
Winter: What the fuck…?!
Winter: Ahem!
Winter: Okay! I-Is there anything else I should know about this… place…?!
Ren: This place was just a mine one week ago.
Winter: What?! This city was built in a week?!
Ruby: Jaune has had a earth shattering effect on this place since he became the, Mountain King…
Winter: You’ve got to be kidding me?
Weiss: He… He threatened to seduce our mother…
Winter: He threatened to seduce our mother?!
Weiss: Not in such a polite, and civil manner, but… Yes, yes he did…
Winter: The fuck is with this place…?!
Clover: Okay… Winter is swearing… This is serious people!
Marrow: I’m scared now…
Elm: This has to be a joke of some kind; there’s no way one person could do this!
Harriet: Everyone is giving us a mean look…
Vine: We best be on guard… We may hit a powder-keg if we’re not careful.
Clover: Alright, Specialist Winter, what should we do.
Winter: Haa… My father has been screaming down the General’s neck to get this mine under, Atlas’s control.
Marrow: Meaning his control?
Winter: Yes… My father sees another Dust mine he can extort, and we will do whatever he wants to get a control of it.
Weiss: Even one competitor could shatter his Dust monopoly to dust. That makes him angrier than any other thing…
Clover: Words of experience I assume?
Weiss: The pain of experience, yes…
Marrow: Ouch…
Elm: So what do we do then, Winter?
Winter: Haa… I guess we go see his majesty…
Clover: Alright then, you heard her people lets form up; make a protective barrier around, Winter.
Winter: What, why me, Specialist?
Clover: Considering what we’ve heard about these miners, and their, King’s opinion on, Schnee’s I thought it would be for the best if we formed a protective detail around you.
Winter: Good call, Specialist. Alright team, lets move out!
RWR: …
Weiss: This isn’t gonna end well is it…?
Ren: Well…?
Miner #8: OI!!! We’ve got Atlasian’s at ‘da gate!
Miner #7: Assemble ‘da Stone Breakers!
Miner’s: Ooh-Rahh!!!
Ren: It’s not going to end well…
Ruby: Absolutely not.
Weiss: Oh no…
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Ruby: They’re back!
Ren: What happened to you?
Ruby: Yeah, you guys look like crap.
Weiss: Wait?! Where’s my sister; where’s, Winter?!
Clover: They didn’t take kindly to us showing up.
Harriet: As soon as we showed up they formed a firing line, and shot the crap out of us. They then charged us in mass, and has us surrounded in seconds.
Vine: I’ve never seen such a coordinated attack like that before… Since when did they have such a well coordinated army before?
Marrow: Since when did they have a army?! Last report I heard they had a small militia. This army could give, Atlas a run for it’s money!
Ruby: About a three days ago. I think they’re working on an navy now.
Marrow: Three days?!
Harriet: They’re land locked, they can possibly be thinking of building a navy!
Weiss: They can if they’re working on a fleet like that.
Clover: Eh…?
Harriet: When the fuck did those get there?!
Ren: About three minutes after you guys went inside.
Vine: Those have to be at least twice as big as any of our carriers…
Weiss: Forget the carriers; where’s my sister?!
Ruby: And, where’s that mountain of a lady?
Ren: I believe her name was, Elm.
Clover: Haa… Okay… So we were taken into the city by armed guard.
Marrow: Of which is massive! It must be at least several kilometres deep!
Vine: And, it was absolutely beautiful.
Clover: Oh it was gorgeous! Anyway, we were brought before the king, who has such a high throne, governed in gold, and jewels. With a golden crown upon his head.
Marrow: And, the most glorious beard there ever was!
Vine: It was truly glorious.
Harriet: What the hell is with guys, and beards…?
Weiss: I have no idea.
Clover: So, as soon as we got there, before anything was said, Elm walked in front of, Jaune, and just started him down. The held eye contact for over a minute before, Jaune smile, he seemed pleased at what he saw. He then said: “What do you desire mountain lass?”
Harriet: Elm said she wanted to prove her valour, and worth to him. So he had her join the kings guard?!
Weiss: Wait, so just after looking at, Arc she quit the Atlas Military on the spot, and joined him?! Why the hell would she do that?!
Harriet : The fuck I would know?!
Marrow: Maybe it had to do with that hungry look she had in her eyes whenever she looked at him…
Ren: Oh, that would make sense.
Clover: Beg pardon?
Ren: Jaune has this… effect on woman. He did absolutely nothing; no flirtatious remarks, no crewed comments, nothing! He did nothing at all, and several woman fell head over heels for him. I have no idea how he did it.
Marrow: Is it possible one can learn this power…
Ruby: I think it’s because he’s a shouta, a legal shouta…
Weiss: Well that would explain, Blake… But, what about my sister?!
Clover: Well… You see, Winter offered herself to be his bride to ease hostile relations with, Atlas, and to possibly open up trade negotiations…
Weiss: SHE WHAT?!!
Ren: Definitely was because of the beard.
Marrow: Oh! Who could blame her?
Weiss: Not helping!
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Schnees.. On Safari
Weiss Schnee was prowling the halls of Beacon, her mind focused on locating and finally locking down her quarry. It had taken her awhile but she had after taking some actual time to look into Jaune Arc... that he actually saw something in her... and wasn't after her name, or money, or prestige Weiss: How could I be so stupid! Not linking the two... ARC and Arc?
So she had a change of position, or heart. For buried deep inside was a young woman that could see all that Jaune had to offer... he may not be huntsman material... but he had a loving, kind and generous heart... there was however two problems... well three in reality.
Weiss: I will not lose to my sister or MOTHER! Nikos and Arc are MINE!
????: Are they now? I do believe you had your chance dear sister.
Weiss: WINTER?!?
Winter: Now I suggest you step aside and let the better...
????: Dear daughters... to believe you have anything to offer that pair.
Winter/ Weiss: MOTHER?!?
Willow: I will have them, I will love them and they will help me cast of the yoke of that... waste of a father.
Weiss: I saw them first! He approached me! Not either of you! You're just after him for his name!
Winter: You also rebuffed him, and as for his name... no... I can see greatest in him and her... they do not need a spoiled princess... they need a...
Willow: A mature and motherly figure that can guide them into the pleasures of adulthood.
Winter: No they need someone with integrity, and strength of conviction to support them, to...
Weiss: They need someone their own age that understands their struggles... not two hags!
Winter/ Willow: TAKE THAT BACK!!!
In the locker room, sequestered in Ruby's rocket Locker Pyrrha and Jaune shivered in fear.
Jaune: (Whispering) Do we make a run for it?
Pyrrha: (Whispering) Shush... they'll hear you!
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