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sinner-sunflower · 2 months

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A HH Lucifer-centric AU 5/?

PART 1 , PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22

Shirtless Luci omo

Leviathan in my head is the green and gray guy from that one picture Luci has in his workshop. The one that looks kinda like an inverted him.

I wanna say that Zestial's dialogue was put thru chatgpt cos English is not even my first language, ain't no way in hell I'm doin that manually kalsjdlka

This took me too long to write. I miss writing Belphegor's dialogues.

Likes, Reblogs, And especially Comments are soooooo appreciated <3 <3

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Lucifer's show and tell earned him looks varying from worry to disgust.

Lucifer: This is done by something ancient, as old as God himself. It was the reason for the First Heavenly War.

Asmodeus: Wait, Lucifer. Are you telling me this is Roo?!

Mammon: Bloody hell, didn't we seal that bitch for good?

Leviathan: Luci, are you sure?

Lucifer merely looks back to Belphegor.

Belphegor: Very. Although we casted a very powerful seal, her energy sometimes leaks out. Nothing major.

Beelzebub: What makes this different?

Belphegor: I.. do not have an answer to that as of now. We can attempt to cast a seal again but the power of the Sins will not be enough. We need every bit of high power Hell has.

Lucifer: I wouldn't have called you all here otherwise.

Zestial raises their hand to interject.

Zestial: Prithee, pardon, my liege. But who be this Roo thou dost mention?

Lucifer: The Root of All Evil. Don't know how it came to be in the first place. In the war, it got weakened enough for God to banish it to a dark pit that is now Hell. But after I gave humanity the fruit of knowledge... it regained power. The Sins and I barely managed to weaken it again to seal it below Sloth. We were incapacitated for a long time.

He catches his daughter's eyes.

Lucifer: It took each of us close to a century to recover.

Carmila: If I may, your majesty- us overlords cannot afford to lose our power- especially for as long as you said.

Zestial: Carmila speaketh true. Thou art the loftiest powers of hell, sin incarnate. And his majesty hath the blood of angels. If it hath drained thee so deeply, envision its effect upon a mere mortal soul.

A certain TV overlord let out indignant laugh.

Vox: Are you serious? You think we'll let ourselves lose power for this shit show?

Paimon: You would think before you badmouth your king, sinner!

Lucifer moves to sit on the table, propping up a leg to rest his elbow on. He didn't bother to button his shirt back on- these demons can use the reminder.

Lucifer: You can do whatever you want. I gave you free will, didn't I?But, do remember- death reaps from the bottom first. You are free to go as you please.

The Vees stand up first, muttering curses under their breaths.

Valentino: Ugh! I knew we shouldn't have come. A waste of fuckin-

The moth overlord was cut off by his own screams the moment he passed through the door.

At the same time, Angel Dust doubled over, hand clutching his throat as he coughed violently.

Husk and the others went closer in concern, willing Angel to breath slow while also asking him what's wrong.

Valentino stops screaming as he is held by Vox and Velvette. The Goetia's look on in curiosity while the other sinners all stood up in surprise.

Angel, still holding his throat, gasps.

Angel: No way.

Husk: Angel?? Are you okay?!

Angel let out a single chuckle that slowly turned into maniacal laughter.

Husk: Kid, you're scarin' me.

Angel: I'm free.

Husk: What?

Angel: I'm fuckin' free!

Angel continues to laugh some more while the sinner put two and two together.

Valentino: What the fuck did you do?!

The overlord shouted a the king.

Lucifer: Oh right! So that's what I forgot.

The Sins began to snicker behind their King as Valentino become even angrier. The rest of the overlords who were planning to leave as well are now rooted in place.

Velvette: You can't just do that! You said we could leave! The fuck happened to free will?!

Lucifer: And why not? You all can leave and not help. I won't stop you. But I am gonna be taking all the soul contracts you have. A small price to pay for staying in the safety of your own home while we risk our lives, no?

The lights of the hotel began to flicker as the aura around Lucifer and the Sins darken, 7 pairs of glowing menacing eyes and smiles show.

The entire room freezes, petrified at the horrifying image they are seeing in front of them.

Lucifer: Or did you forget?

The Devil grins.

Lucifer: You're in my house, bitch.

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Might not update over the weekend. Most likely Monday again!

What to look forward for in Part 5:

Satan: Even with all of us, you know it won't be enough. Unless.. Can you even find her?

Lucifer: I don't know.

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beetlebug-bii · 11 months

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Feral Child MC Arrives

Part one? Let me know if you want more feral child MC with their older brothers. Felt bored so have this funky little crack prompt.

Notes: Gender Neutral MC, slight cussing, written for fun, enjoy!

okay so moving to the Devildom was a whole choice you made

Like yeah you were an orphan

and like maybe- MAYBE YOU WERE A LITTLE UPSET WITH MISS VELA THE HEADMASTER OF THE ORPHANAGE OKAY

MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THE OTHER BRATTY KIDS COME AND JUST STEAL YOUR ONLY PAIR OF SHOES LIKE WHO DOES THAT??? YOU ONLY GOT ONE PAIR??? THAT WAS A TARGETED CRIME.

so maybe in response you didn't tell anyone that you- yes YOU got accepted into a ROYAL ACADEMY.

Steal my shoes? fine whatever, guess who gets to go to ROYAL SCHOOL

NOT YOU LOSERS

your face is probably already on milk cartons...

Rest in peace MC you can already hear those shoe stealers saying while wearing YOUR FUCKIN SHOES

But then like you actually showed up

And you aren't sure if you were met with like

Instant Karma for being petty or-

Anyways you're kind of sort of in hell

Whoopsies

It's okay though because you absolutely won over the highest demons in the Devildom

...wait actually thinking about it that really doesn't sound like a good thing-

Whatever

You're here, they love you!

You have been slaying since you arrived.

You walked into the student council room day one, a pair of sunglasses and a mocha latte from Starbucks in hand

You stole that latte too, like you were in the hall and just snatched it from this loser with white hair-

oh shit

Heyyyyyy

You were quick to find out

The demon you stole from was actually Mammon, the avatar of greed and your babysitter.

Let's just say Mammon wasn't especially happy about being a little thiefs babysitter

Which may or may not have received the MOST bombastic side eye from his five other brothers.

Aside from that though, how did your arrival go you may be wondering?

Lucifer just sat with his head in his hands, so upset that they have two children in this program- but damn at least one of them was an angel, then there was you- only comparable to a small glass rodent

Levi was sitting dreading having to move all his collectibles and games and- you know what?? maybe he will just invest in a security system...he so doesn't want to be a babysitter...whatever its Mammon's job..........fuck he was gonna have to be the babysitter!!! Mammon never does his job!!!

Satan could have cared less if you were three or eighty-seven, you're just some human and he was so ready to ask so many questions (unfortunately for him you're kind of a little sarcastic shithead / affectionate. he ain't getting any reasonable answers but he doesn't know that yet shhh let him be happy for like three minutes before he realizes.

Asmo? Asmodeus. My dude. Was so. Fucking. Excited. He was immediately squeezing you and pinching your cheeks and taking pictures of you in your little sunglasses. It's been FOREVER since Asmo has had the chance to absolutely coddle a little sibling. He was the first to just accept that yeah, this human is ours, we aren't giving it back. He was already planning to take you shopping for new clothes, and new furniture, you are going to be the most spoiled kid in the universe...and all you have to give in return is like any sense of privacy. Now smile for the camera!

Beel. Sweet sweet beel. Was also so quick to accept you. Not quite as part of the family, but as a new little friend. He was a bit worried to get close because you're just so tiny, but he quickly found out you were feral when he went in for a handshake and you just...bit him. For why? Why would you do this? Like he's fine, he barely felt it, but like...does he taste good? Did you want to be picked up? You were like a smaller Belphie with more energy...that thought made him smile

Your first day with the brothers was quite flabbergasting for everyone involved

You stole from Mammon, bit Beel, scampered around the floor, chewed on Diavolo's jacket, escaped for a while

By the end of the day the brothers were exhausted from chasing you

Its been too long since a kid has been around

They are far too out of practice

Mega L for them, while they're sleeping you're gonna make pancakes

Do you know how to use the stove?

Nah

Are you confident regardless

Unfortunately yeah

Good luck to the brothers

They're gonna need it...

...both for technically kidnapping you and because they have to deal with you-

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misfitclassismyfreetherapy · 11 months

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Mairuma Incorrect Quotes.

Two words. Dark humor.

⚠️ Spoilers for my fanfic! ⚠️

Incorrect quote #1

Kerori: Okay, genuinely because I know some people here didn't get accepted for their sexuality so me and Iruma decided to give you guys, free tickets for Kuromu's concert- and free food.

Iruma: *nods*

Lied: ..I feel attacked, but you gave me free tickets and food so I won't complain.

Agares: .... can Gaap come too?

Kerori: Yes, yes you can bring your future hoe-

Agares: Shut up, or I won't go Mrs. Inferior and Superior Complex.

Kerori: Don't need to out me like that bro.

Purson, who has just been watching the whole time: ...

( I HC Lied,Iruma and Agares to be crossdressers. So they hang out sometimes and Purson knew about the whole thing but didn't say anything.)

Incorrect quote #2

Lied: Iruma-kun you are honestly checks off all the attractive looks. Hot, sexy, cute and pretty. Even I was strucked when you went out as Irumeanie. No homo tho.

Irumean: Well, what can I say? My anxiety is chronic but my looks are iconi-

Purson: Iruma no-

( These three is my second favourite trio. Love trio took first place because of their undeniable wholesomeness.-and poly couple goals- )

Incorrect quote #3

Kalego: If everyone jumps off a bridge, would you?

Purson: Kalego- sensei- okay first of all. I'll be the one to jump off first-

Kalego: Therapy session next week.

( He makes the Misfit Class go to therapy and he pays for all of them. Remind you that in my AU one demon to go to therapy is like 10,000 Vill a month or more because it's hard to find demons who actually care for others. )

Incorrect quote #4

Lied: Hello, hello everyone! When I came out to my dad he said "'I have no son!"

Jazz: You know you can't just cope like this right?

Lied: I'll do that when you and Allocer stop coping with smoking shit.

Jazz: Understandable, have a great day.

Incorrect quote #5

Dantalion: Kalego, you should really stop drinking coffee in front of your class. It's affecting your students.

Kalego: Where's the proof?

Dantalion: *points to Agares*

Agares holding his 5th coffee: More espresso,* sips * less depresso.

Kalego: What, he ain't wrong?

Dantalion: You send your students to therapy and yet YOU DO THIS SHIT-

( Agares is addicted to coffee )

Incorrect quote #6

Lied: Name one thing you hate about yourself go! I'll start first. Not being good enough.

Iruma: My anxiety.

Asmodeus: My feelings.

Agares: The lost of my will to live.

Kerori: My inferior/superior complex.

Clara: My abandonment issues and my body.

Elizabetta: My-

Kalego: Enough. You brats, I'm only gonna do this once but I'm treating you guys for lunch, no strings attached.

Misfit Class: ...

Lied: ... who are you and what did you do to our father figure-

ENDING

So yeah some examples. I'm still trying to find the angst for each of the Misfit Class individual. Yes even Camui. An arguably a better version of Mineta. I can argue forever on how Mairuma is better than MHA. But I'll save that for a post. So enjoy misfit class suffer.

Claire has logged off

#mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #shax lied #ix elizabetta #caim camui #mairuma #m!ik #asmodeus alice #agares picero #iruma suzuki #wtdsik #gaap goemon #andro m jazz #clara valac #mairuma incorrect quotes

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rottenprincessshura100 · 4 months

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Blue Exorcist 147 Recap and Notes

We begin this Chapter with Shura fighting Asmodick.

He's clearly a sicko and trying to manipulate Shura's emotions to find some sort of weakness. He is somehow able to read Shura's energy and knows that she's been through some shit, and he's hoping to exploit her. He also seems to realize that her confidence has taken a hit because her sword has limited power. He might be hoping to possess her, steal her body as his own. Because this level of demon can do these things all the time.

I have faith in Shura. She knows how demons work; she's incredibly smart and has already gone through a lifetime of abuse by Hachiro. She's dealt with Yukio's pent-up anger and stress and knows how Rin suffered from a lack of confidence in Kyoto when he couldn't draw his blade. Shura's got the memo on demons and their manipulations and has learned many things mentoring Rin and Yukio through their teenaged years.

Back to Chapter 147

One thing we notice about Shura right away. Shura doesn't look scared when confronting Asmodeus. Just tired and sick of all the shit, and Shura, I acknowledge that fucking mood.

That part about Shura interests me; Kato is in her 40s, and so am I. This is how a woman feels in her 40s; you reach maturity when you don't fall for the hollowness and cheap lines. Empty talk bounces away and doesn't mean shit. Shura's character is both young and old...and acts like a much older woman. I identify with Shura because Kato identifies with her, so I greatly favour this character. I'm telling you that Asmodeus has zero chance of breaking her will. Shura won't cave emotionally, won't feel fear, and won't emotionally weaken. But it's her sword that might fail her. She needs a new demon in that sword.

So what about Asmodeus? This guy can't feel anything because his time in a body is so fleeting. He reacts because he has no foundation, no love, no stability. His eternity is that of a hollow fuckboi. He lives to feel the pain, aggression and complex emotions of others.

How does Shura defeat him?

If this was Yukio vs Asmodeus, Yukio would use pure aggression and hatred of demons to kill, maim and destroy the demon back to Gehenna. He'd make a fake contract to trick the demon into its destruction.

But Shura ain't Yukio.

But what if Shura gave the demon empathy. And yeah, I know, it's cliche as hell (There's a big part of me who wants his tail cut off.)

But Shura isn't like Yukio and is more willing to try and understand a broken demon's brain. (Rin's half-demon thoughts were a start.)

Shura desperately needs a demon in her sword, and Asmodeus wants to feel...well...anything. Could Asmodeus live through Shura while living inside Fang? As previously mentioned in theories, Shura would add another powerful temptaint to strengthen her body and resilience. Caliburn lusts after and lives through a contract with Angel. Maybe in some bizarre capacity, Asmodeus is Shura's type? Maybe he's the weak one who desperately needs Shura's strength?

And this is Shura's next stage. She needs to learn to collaborate with demons more. Why? At some point, she will need to collaborate much more closely with Mephisto, and that idea is still too bitter a pill for Shura to swallow. Mephisto may someday need someone strong enough to save him. Potentially taking on his B'aal heart. Asmodeus could be that stepping stone. Arc knights seem to have very close connections and relationships with demon familiars, and Shura is ready to be promoted.

Speaking of Mephisto. Where the hell is he?

He's not anywhere.

I studied all the drawings, and I saw Amaimon bouncing around as Shiemi's security detail, carrying her around like Ariana Grande, but no Mephisto. Wherever he is, he's not doing much of anything.

(I stand corrected. I was told by Marblewolf, he was in the manga...on Shiemi's back in one panel as the dog.) :D

Rin and Yukio

Cold fish Yukio doesn't go back to save Shura; instead, he leaves her behind for the mission. And I hate to say it, but he could be running headlong into a trap. Blue exorcist is about love and family and Yukio's fixation on the mission instead of his friends. It's not the right choice at all.

The rest of the team is trying to figure out a way beyond Satan's wall, and they can't. This situation freaks me out because only Rin and Yukio could have found that secret entrance. Two sons of Satan are immune to Satan's power. They need to work together to beat the riddles and traps before them. That means Satan is helping Rin and Yukio accomplish their mission and makes me believe there is something nefarious at the end. Mephisto was the one who made the map, so he knows more than he's letting on.

Last but not least, we have Amun, the son of God. Ancient Egyptian fashion Ken. And Osceola cracked his precious ring. In retaliation, he's going to blow himself up and possess a new body shortly. The demon would willingly kill himself to stop the exorcist's attack.

But fear not, Osceola hasn't eaten his mushrooms yet. We will see the Arc Knight get even more vicious, if that's even possible. But does that mean that Osceola will die? Will he martyr himself like the Sun Demon? Yes, he would.

Osceola is almost dead now, and if he goes berzerk from the mushrooms, it might use up the last bit of his life. But Osceola wouldn't hesitate to give up his life for the others, not because of the mission, but because he's brave and loves them. He loves Lightning.

Lightning is like his son, and he would want him to live on.

Lightning warns Osceola not to take his mushroom snack because Lightning doesn't want him to die. Osceola smiles when he warns the old exorcist against using it because he knows Lightning cares. Lightning is very much like a demon and cannot express emotions readily, but because of his years and years of caring for Osceola, he has developed a capacity to love. And I'm convinced that Lightning will return to save his mentor and father figure.

Mission be damned.

#blue exorcist #shura kirigakure #ao no exorcist #blue exorcist theories #aoex

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boldlyspeedydreamerreturns · 5 months

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this is a very silly request but could you write a Helluva one shot about the characters decorating for a party only for Blitzo, Fizzaroli and Stolas to all get distracted by inhaling helium balloons and joking around together with squeaky helium voices?

feel free to add any other characters you want like Ozzie or Loona for example

Aww, this is silly, but yes, I can do it. 👍

At Asmodeus' palace, Blitz and Stolas are running around with Fizz trying to get everything set up quickly. Fizz smiles at the two.

"Thanks for helping me put together Ozzie's surprise birthday party. He always makes a fuss that he's too old to celebrate his birthday, but I love to spoil him."

*Stolas and Blitz both nod.*

"It was our pleasure, dear Fizzarolli. Asmodeus is a good friend, of course we were happy to assist."

"Yeah, plus you went all out on dinner. Who knew big Ozz had such a thing for comfort food?"

Fizz grabbed the helium tank and started blowing up more balloons. He then got an idea and chuckled to himself. He got Blitz's attention.

"Hey Blitz, remember this?"

He took a puff of the helium.

"Howdy boys and girls. It's time for the clown parade!"

Blitz burst out laughing. Fizz started marching in a circle, singing in the high pitched helium voice.

"Yes today, yes today, yes today is the clown parade. Grab your shoes, grab your nose, grab your friends and here we go~!"

The two couldn't stop laughing, falling over themselves as they almost couldn't breathe anymore. Stolas watched them curiously for a minute.

"Is this...a reference to something? I'm afraid I don't get the joke."

Blitz stopped laughing just enough to talk.

"Growing up in the circus, to drum up business my dad would make all of us walk around town in a "clown parade" it was so stupid. He would suck in a bunch of helium and sing that damn song."

He started laughing harder again, which made Stolas laugh too. Fizz took another hit of the helium.

"Blitzo, how many times do I have to tell you, don't throw too much confetti. That shit ain't cheap ya know!"

They all started laughing harder, not even noticing that Asmodeus had returned. He watched the trio amused. He looked around and saw the mostly finished party, as well as the fabulous dinner.

"Am I interrupting something?"

Fizz, Blitz, and Stolas all jumped when Ozzie spoke. Fizz grinned and jumped into his boyfriend's arms.

"Ozz, you're home early! Happy birthday, babe."

Asmodeus couldn't help a chuckle as Fizz still had the high voice. They kissed, then he smiled at Stolas and Blitz.

"Did you two help him with this silly plan?'

Stolas nodded happily while Blitz was still trying to compose himself from laughing so hard.

"Indeed we did. Fizzarolli asked us to assist in getting your party set up. Surprise! Happy birthday, Asmodeus."

Ozzie felt a swell in his heart. His boyfriend, and his two newest friends all coming together to give him a surprise like this.

"Thank you, Stolas. Now, let's eat before the food gets cold. I see some baked mac and cheese that's calling my name."

The four all sat down at the table, enjoying the small feast that was before them. Once dinner was finished Ozzie enjoyed opening his gifts and chatting with everyone. It was a nice evening. Nothing big or extravagant. Just a simple, fun time with people he cared for. A while later Stolas and Blitz both left, leaving Ozz and Fizz alone.

"This was perfect, froggie. Thank you. I love you so much."

Fizz nuzzled Ozzie and kissed him tenderly.

"The night's not over yet. You still have one more gift. But it's in the bedroom."

Asmodeus had a good idea of what this gift is. He took Fizz into his arms and started towards their room. The night was just beginning for them.

#helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva blitzo #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss stolas #helluva asmodeus #fizzarozzie #fizzmodeus #anon answered #oneshot #fanfic

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tvy0m1 · 14 days

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Got any demon school head cannons?

Although I have no idea what characters you want specifically (and I sadly am not gonna do the entire cast) I'm just gonna do the losers in my brain ! Edit: I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LEMME GET BACK TO WORK!!!

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Agares-

I ❤️ my freckled sleepy baby!

Although he's a demon and like has claws, He doesn't like having sharp claws and usually bites them or files them down. Because he when he sleeps, he grips his hair or grabs his skin so he'll accidentally cut himself if he keeps them sharp and long.

He loves soft things, they help him sleep which is why he always has his cloud (Master I think?)

He usually goes Non-verbal sometimes. He's overstimulated 24/7

Bite he likes biting things (sometimes chews on Gaap or Master(?))

He likes Kikuo (or whatever the demon version is)

Agares also really likes Miracle Musical, Tally Hall, and Jack Stauber

REALLY GOOD LIAR! Like super good at it

He's tried to not cuss much, especially when he screamed shit at Gaaps house and Gaaps dad was all like 'ExCuSe Me?!?!???"

He's trans :3 uses He/him

He was aroace but now is questioning he may be gay and aroace flux

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Lied-

I also love my Lied💛💛💛

Surprisingly knows how to waltz and play the violin (also the guitar)

Also likes to bite people. He usually bites Asmodeus' or Sabros hands when he's having a breakdown

Really good at cutting his hair with safety scissors? He cut his hair (not just his bangs) once and Shakky was proud but told him he'd be grounded if he did it again

He got so used to being alone he's still getting used to being so busy

He gets cramps in his leg so really easily so that's why he uses his tail

He also listens to Kikuo but not as much as Agares, he mainly listens to Ricky Montgomery or Conan Gray. Agares' weird music taste concerns him-

HATES when people stand behind him- it just makes him really creeped out-

His fingers have a lot of scars on them because he styles his hair and sometimes (all the time) burns himself

Him and Elizabetta will randomly swap clothes. Like she'll just take off her shirt and throw it at Lied- he'll do the same

Another trans masc :3, he uses He/They

Another dude who went through the five stages of grief trying to figure out his sexuality. He's bisexual with a preference for women (but surprising no one he has a boyfriend Asmodeus-)

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Asmodeus x Lied Headcanons-

Look. If you think I'm not going to talk about these two YOU'RE wrong!

They're literally hot hands x cold hands and I love them for that

Asmodeus would beat anybody up who messed with Lied. Lied can't keep his emotions in if he gets messed with he'll cry - and Asmodeus will know immediately.

When Lied went into the haunted house Asmodeus had to run out of the booth just to calm him. Infact Asmodeus refused to do his thing and scare Lied cause he hates seeing him cry

Asmodeus crochets Lied hats

Lied once lost a keychain Asmodeus gave him and felt super bad (offered to pay Asmodrus back)

Lieds poor ass literally gifted Asmodeus a puppy on his birthday. If that ain't love then I don't know what is

Shakky pretends to not know about their relationship but she's been placing bets with Amaryllis on when they'll get married.

When Amaryllis found out about Asmodeus' binder she was kind of upset and made sure he didn't wear it anymore. Lied smuggles extra binders in his bag to give to Asmodeus

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Nafra Ampsey-

I love them... she's the girl ever and I adore her for that

She went to bath and body works with Ameri and Ronove. And Ronove dumped so many perfumes on her

Nafra is extremely sensitive to smell

She doesn't really like wearing dresses but she does sometimes

She likes baking, she bakes cupcakes for Ronove usually their strawberry flavored

If she could speak any human language it'd be French and Russian

She has a heavy accent but tries to hide it. It comes out when she gets mad or really emotional

When she cries she just says a ton of stuff in Russian. Ronove learned Russian so he'd understand what was happening

Her and Ronove are somewhat dating? She's not ready for a relationship but he's willing to wait

Bigender (She/He), Grey sexual, and bi

#mairimashita! iruma kun #Nafra Ampsey #Asmodeus Alice #Lied Shax #Asmolied #< ship tag #Or Shice #Shice #Agares picero #welcome to demon school iruma kun #Wtdsik #Mairuma #mairimashita iruma kun

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writing-by-mimi · 2 years

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Hi mimi! Request!!!! What if MC was making naughty videos for a specific demon but sends it to a group chat on accident instead….brothers reactions and dateables if you feel like including them too 😉 can be AFAB or GN whichever you like writing more ❤️ love you and your writing hope this is fun for you!!!

Sending All My Love

Adult content, read at your own risk. Not beta read.

Between exams, the council and just life in general, you hadn't had much time for your special demon. He understood, he was just as swamped as you, but it didn't take away from the fact that you were both sexually frustrated.

That's when you came up with a plan! You would both have small moments alone...so it would be the perfect time for a small video. Your wonderful demon could use it to get off when he had the time, and send one back.

Making the video had been terrifying, yet very fun and rewarding. With some editing, you sent it to him.

Your phone started going off. One text tone not even completely done playing before another one would start. Your heart began to race, something bad had happened!

Opening your phone, you stilled....something bad had happened all right...just not what you thought.

You felt your face heat and almost threw your phone across the room. In your horny state of mind, you had clicked the chat just below your text with him...and now the whole goddamned group chat had your salacious video!

Lucifer

This was a nightmare. Your body and voice begging for him, on display for everyone to see. He is NOT happy...at least until you start talking him up. Telling him how you miss his pleasures and how he made you cum so easily as you were struggling without his skillful touches. At that point, while he is going to be sure everyone deletes the video, he can't help how you stroked his ego. He will be by to visit you Mc. After some chastising, be prepared for him to do that thing you were begging about.

Mammon

At first, this man doesn't realize the sex video is in the group chat. He's losing his mind watching you moan and squirm and fuck now there is cum on his phone screen. It isn't until he's got it all cleaned up and in such a state of bliss that he notices it. He ain't happy, but mistakes are made, it happens. (He's sends wrong shit to people all the time...) also after releasing all that pent up sexual tension, Mammon just responds in the group chat. "Fuck ya, baby. That's MY human! He did always say you had a cute face that deserved to be on camera... Also if ya use it to jerk off, there is a service fee. An I'll KNOW if ya do." He will text ya and ask of ya wanna make a sex tape with him, cuz you are just wonderful and you two could make bank, Mc...

Leviathan

He's passed out. Head slamming his desk, blood on the keyboard as it just continues to type the H button until he comes too. He is absolutely fuming! Your his to look at. Your his his HIS, and now all these stupid normies get to see you in the cosplay you bought for him! Mc, how could you? You did it on purpose, didn't you? He is going to sulk in his room, and dear Lord- the fool who responds in the group chat and says anything is getting a wall of text. You'll need to stop by his room and talk to him, that's all there is. Reassure this man that it was an accident. He'll apologize for being so mad. Your day is canceled, he is holding your close all damn day and through the night. Silences his phone and yours.

Satan

While he appreciates the effort you went through to make the video for him, he can feel his wrath simmering under the surface. The cute cat ears and tail you keep pulling on while pleasuring yourself helps keep it all at bay. Be prepared. He is going to break everyone's phones and then find you. Grab you. Take you to his room and use the living daylights out of you, but not before he stops by your room to retrieve the cat ears and tail. You better be ready with your cutest meow Mc, this monster needs tamed.

Asmodeus

SWEETIE! He is so fucking proud of you! Like, it isn't everyday humans make cute little sex tapes. Even rarer that they group text it?! A total power play and he is LIVING for it. Watching his brothers reactions as they all sit awkwardly watching....oh Mc, he knows deep down they are screaming, they are gonna totally jerk off to you tonight! He knows part of him should be mad, but he just can't be sweetie. You looked wonderful and it's top tier amateur work. Please, please let him make a sex tape with you. It would be the hottest thing for the next forty thousand years and get million and millions of views. Be prepared to talk about a porn career with Asmodeus.... he just really hopes you say yes, but if you don't, he will still be stoked he's the only man alive that gets a private show.

Beelzebub

Chokes on his cheeseburger. He thought it was just going to be a cute little video because the thumb nail is so unassuming... but then your taking your clothes off and squealing his name as you do that thing he fucking loves with that toy you have in your sock drawer... it isn't until after he watches it and sits dumbfounded for a few moments that he realizes he watched your dirty video for him at full volume in the middle of Hells kitchen. He would apologize, but he's already running home to you and has his jacket and shirt off as soon as he walks in the front door of the house. A trail of clothes to your room and he's naked by time he opens your door. There is no time to be embarrassed, Beels going to show you just how much he likes your video. (Finds out later it was a group chat, and he will have them delete the videos. You don't have to worry Mc. He'll save you.)

Belphegor

This little fucker is lol'ing in the group chat at you. "You could have just come to my room. Pretty bold, Mc." He is going to tease you all fucking night, or until the verge of tears. Only then will he comfort you and tell you it was a good video for a human and that you looked nice in it. He'll apologize by getting you a gift. Will never admit he saved it to five different accounts and uses it as lazy Sunday afternoon spank bank material.

Diavolo

Is excited at first. He's never had anyone send him a dirty video! The fact your voice is begging for him to cum deep inside of you and use you like a fleshlight is an absolute delight to him! Then he sees where the message rest. In a group chat... the video says his name, over and over again...is this a break up? Why would you send it to others? Is unsure of how to proceed. Are you demanding his attention? Showing yourself how wonderful you look cumming to the others so they may take pleasure and approach you later? He panics, hopes it is an accident. His life is so busy, and yours as well. Please forgive him, Mc. Will set a whole week aside for you, and nothing but you. He needs you to know it's you he truly desires and that his love is unwavering, even when he is kept away and trapped at his desk. You're getting some soft and slow fucking from this man for a week. Please tell him it was just an accident and he's the only one for you. Once you do, be prepared to be making him videos as rewards for getting through his work loads to earn a break. Once he is done for the day, he'll show you how much you helped him. ;)

Barbatos

Interesting choice sending it to the group chat, Mc. Your bold move for attention has been noted and will be...heavily rectified. You'll never accidentally send a video in the group chat again. Yes, the sex was top tier and possessive, you'll never forget it, but it made Barbatos surprisingly angry...you didn't even know this man could have a forhead vien look like it was going to rupture. He doesn't take it out on you, knows mistakes happen, but it will not be repeated Mc. You'll find out later that he used his abilities to pause time and deleted it from everyone's phones. He's made it very clear that no one shall ever bring it up in their lifetime if they wish not to see him come calling. :)

Solomon

What a time to be alive! Technology and the advances the realms have made... he's very thankful. He'll tease you in the group chat, not near as hard as Belphegor, but he will do every little dirty thing he knows you enjoy all the while making you repeat that you'll be more careful in the future. Big fan of the video over all, just not were it ended up. Send him some more, he just loves looking at you...

Simeon

Is absolutely embarrassed for you. He's embarrassed. Hides in his room and is willing his boner away, because he needs to go comfort you. He knows you'll be upset by the accident, but will reassure you over and over that it's okay and mistakes happen...and that you looked absolutely divine in your video..... Just give him twenty minutes to will his cock to calm down so he can make it to you, Mc. Will pepper your face with kisses until you forget about the mistake. Is just happy Luke wasn't in the adult chat, thank the holy Father. 🙏 You really, really want to make him sin...maybe falling wouldn't be so terrible if he could spend his life with you listening to you make all those sounds.... He saves the video and feels absolutely guilty as sin he still has it...but he can't bring himself to delete it. He's terrible, Mc...please forgive him?

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And yes, it was fun! Didn't go spicy on this, cuz ngl, my spice meter is...on another request. ;)

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midnightsunnyday · 2 years

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In which MC learns air magic

Fire magic Water Magic

Mammon: man, I hate cleaning. If only there were a more convenient and efficient way to get rid of all this filth.

*silence*

Mammon: I said IF ONLY THERE WERE A MORE CONVENIENT AND EFFICIENT WAY TO GET RID OF--

MC: --DID SOMEONE SAY AIR MAGIC?

Satan, looking up from his book: literally no one said that.

Mammon: holy shit, it's a human. But this ain't your regular kinda human. This one can use magic. What kind of magic you ask?

Satan: they already told us--

Mammon: -- MOTHERFUCKING AIR MAGIC.

Satan: *sighs*

Mammon: what's that? You want to see more?

Satan: no.

Mammon: go ahead my magically inclined friend. Show em' what you got.

*MC silently chants an incantation. The air around them swirls before a small whirlwind appears. The whirlwind sweeps through the room, collecting bits of trash and dust as it goes*

Satan: oh? That's actually very impressive, MC.

Mammon: that's my human. They've been gettin' really good at practicing their magic.

Satan: without killing you, I see.

Mammon: I know, right? But that's not even the best part. Me and MC have launched our own cleaning business. The profits are 50/20.

MC: 50/50.

Mammon: ha, oh right. Forgot about that.

MC: did you also forget the part where I kicked you in the shin?

Mammon: when did ya ever--OW. Ok, point taken.

Beelzebub, pausing in the doorway: oh no.

Mammon: sup Beel. Check out MC. They're like a portable vacuum cleaner.

Beelzebub: just keep them away from the kitchen...or else.

MC: don't worry that cute, orange head of yours, Beel. I have this entirely under control.

*5 minutes later*

Lucifer: WHY IS THERE A TORNADO INSIDE OF OUR HOUSE?

Asmodeus, holding onto a table leg: oooh, this is the perfect time to take a selfie #gonewiththewindfabulous.

Lucifer: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RESPONSIBLE FOR—

Satan, clinging to the couch for his life: what do you mean which one of us? It's MC. It's always them.

MC, hanging from the chandelier: HEY.

Lucifer: I ask you and Mammon to clean the common room and instead you do this?

MC: the vacuum was broken.

Lucifer: SO YOU SUMMONED A TORNADO?

MC: STOP YELLING AT ME.

Lucifer: MC SO HELP ME I'LL--

*a loud, growling noise rumbles the house*

Satan: Beel...was that your stomach?

Beelzebub, nails dug into the wall: why does it always have to be my stomach? And no, it wasn't.

Asmodeus: hey guys, is it me or does that tornado look angry?

MC: oh yeah, I wouldn't threaten me if I were you. Toto doesn't like it.

Asmodeus: and Toto is?

MC: the tornado. I think it's sentient.

Lucifer: ...you summoned a sentient tornado?

MC: yep. It's kind of like a dog. Watch. Toto, spit Mammon out. He's not a toy.

*the tornado whines*

MC: Toto, be a good boy and spit Mammon out.

*Mammon launches out of the tornado, plowing through the common room wall and into the kitchen. The crashing of plates and pots can be heard*

Beelzebub: OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Asmodeus: hey Mammon, are you dead?

Mammon: no...but it's close.

MC: sorry, Mammon.

Mammon: it's ok... I...really need to reconsider my life choices.

Lucifer: alright, this has gone on long enough. MC, you have ten seconds to get down and away from that...thing. Ten, nine, eigh--

*the tornado blows a powerful burst of air towards Lucifer, sending him flying into the kitchen. Further crashing is heard*

Mammon: *stuck inside a cabinet* sup bro?

Lucifer: *flat on his back* shut the fuck up, Mammon.

Satan: you know what? Maybe a pet sentient tornado isn't so bad.

Asmodeus: it is...kind of cute.

Leviathan: *enters room* hey, the wi-fi cut off. Did something happen to the—NANI?

Belphegor: hey, I'm trying to sleep *blinks*oh cool, MC's destroying the house again.

MC: say hi to Belphie and Levi, Toto.

*Toto barks*

Belphegor: the heck is that?

Leviathan: cool, MC's an airbender.

Belphegor: so where's Fire Lord Lucifer?

Lucifer, stepping through the hole in the wall in full demon form: you probably shouldn't have named it, MC. Otherwise, it's going to hurt a lot more once I do this.

*Lucifer snaps his fingers. The tornado cries, swelling and shifting before exploding. A large burst of air sweeps through the room, sending all the brothers flying except for Lucifer, who stands perfectly straight. Just before MC hits the ground, Lucifer jolts out his arm, catching them.

MC: *cries* TOTO, NO.

Satan, his head stuck inside the TV: this is why I read in my room.

Asmodeus, buried under a shelf: not the way I usually like to be blown.

Leviathan, on top of Belphegor: gross. TMI.

Belphegor: aw. I wanted to take it for a walk.

Leviathan: wouldn't it destroy the entire kingdom?

Belphegor: I fail to see your point. And get off of me, you're heavy.

Beelzebub, head struck in the wall: my food.

*Lucifer, dropping MC to the ground*

MC: ow! How could you? I thought you loved me?

Lucifer: you and I are going to have a long discussion about using these powers of yours IN THE HOUSE.

MC: But Luci--

Lucifer: --enough. The only words I should hear from your mouth are "Yes, Lucifer." Say it.

MC: Yes, Lucifer.

Lucifer: good. As for the rest of you, clean up this mess. I want this room back in perfect condition by the time I’m finished.

Leviathan: what? Why are we the ones being forced to help them clean?

Satan: yeah. If anything, Mammon should do it. This whole thing is just as much as his fault as MC.

Lucifer: do it or I’ll lock you all inside and cleanse the house myself…with fire.

Asmodeus: no, wait! Do you have any idea what heat of that temperature will do to my hair?

Satan: he threatened to burn us alive and that's what you're stuck on?

Belphegor: Ugh. Fine! Though I'm still considering the being burned alive option...

#cleaning out my drafts #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me headcanons #midnightsunnyday

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turtleybeachin · 2 years

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Devil's☆Fortune

(AO3 has real cute formatting to feast your eyes on with demojis and everything.)

A story about what happens after the in-game text between Asmodeus and Mammon titled "Fortune-Telling".

Mammon is (not!) worried about why the exchange student wants to talk to him so badly after Asmo teases him about the last few times his Devil's Fortune said he'd have bad luck. Not wanting to risk the (very slight!) possibility that he might have bad luck with *them*, he spends the day very smoothly avoiding their company. Can he make it to midnight?

PAIRING: Mammon x Gender Neutral Main Character RATING: PG for language WORD COUNT: 3753 FEATURES: Fluff, Standard Brotherly Shenanigans, Humor, all the brothers to some degree

Asmodeus: Did you see today's Devil's☆Fortune?

Mammon: What're ya talkin' about?

Asmodeus: The program they broadcast in the morning!

Mammon: I ain't asked for that. I'm askin' about today's fortune-telling!

Asmodeus: -evil giggling demoji-

Mammon: What?!

Asmodeus: Didn't some RAD students get you all drenched with the water hose the other day? You know, after it said you had bad luck.

Mammon: That was just an accident!

Asmodeus: And before that, you also had a devil crush mango thrown at you when it said you had bad luck, no?

Mammon: I'm tellin' ya it has nothin' to do with that stupid fortune-tellin'!

Asmodeus: And before that when it said you had bad luck, you lost so badly at a casino, people were rolling over the ground laughing, if I remember correctly.

Mammon: I'm tellin' ya it's all a coincidence!

Mammon: What did it say about today?

Asmodeus: -whistling demoji-

-----

Damnit! Man, not another crappy day! Nah, this ain't going to happen to him, no way. In fact, just to prove himself right, Mammon pulls out his D.D.D. to go place some guaranteed winning bets on the races today. There's no way he loses there, and that'll prove the whole stupid fortune show a hoax.

"Mams? Mammon, hey, knock knock!" a familiar voice calls from the other side of his bedroom door.

Any other day, any other time, he'd be flinging his door open to let his human come in and hang before they head to classes together. It's practically routine at this point, like the day ain't actually started until they see each other and agree on the shared vibe. His bad moods are theirs, and their stressed mornings are his to fix.

But today?! Not that he believes those dumb fortunes mean shit, but in the very slim possibility there is in fact a trend there, he can't risk it today! What if he does something stupid, or pisses them off, or makes a fool of himself in front of them?!

-----

My Human: Hey, Mammon?

My Human: Mammon, it's me at your door.

My Human: I wanted to talk to you. Please?

My Human: Mammon, I can see you reading my messages.

My Human: Can we walk to RAD together?

Mammon: Sorry human, already left. Ya gotta be quicker than that if ya wanna spend time with The Great Mammon!

My Human: Oh, okay. Well, let's have lunch together today. Just the two of us.

My Human: My treat.

My Human: .... Mammon??

-----

Well shit. Now he has to find a way out of his room without the human seeing him climb through a window to sprint down the street. And a new plan for lunch that is more important than hanging out with them. Which! Obviously is any plan, because The Great Mammon definitely always has better things to do than spend time with some smelly human.

Which is a good thing because if his stupid fortune was right, they are probably wanting to call him a scummy moron and tell him to get his toothbrush and charger and spare hoodie and favorite slippers out of their room and leave them alone forever. Shiiiiiiiit.

"Yooohoooo~" an unwelcome voice coos outside his door, and he hears his human respond to Asmodeus with their ever-present gentle amusement. They really don't have to be so accommodating, especially of Asmodeus. Don't they know he's just going to try to take advantage of that? If anyone should be walking them to campus, it's him, he's their first demon and--!

And damn that stupid fortune crap. He listens as his brother chatters happily, flirting at his human and urging them along, and complimenting how soft their hand is?! Grrrrr...

Only one thing to do now, though: get to RAD before them, without being seen by them. Last thing he needs is them thinking they caught him in a lie. It's a good thing he never much cared to have a neat stupid uniform like Belphegor or Satan or Asmodeus or Lucifer; sprinting through the woods doesn't do much for looking all prissy and fancy. See, days like this are why it's good to generally look like you fell down the side of a cliff and then rolled through a briar patch!

-- Not that either of those things actually happen, of course.

-----

Between classes, Mammon slumps down a wall in the hallway to pull out his D.D.D. and check the races. His face twists in dismay and he throws his head back with a thump. "Aw, c'mon!" he shouts, startling a little crowd of lesser demons skittering by.

"Mammon?"

And ain't that just the icing on his cake. Losing everything on horses that had been easy wins for the past month, and before he can even fully mourn the size of his debt, they're side-stepping the flow of traffic to get to him. Not now! Don't come kicking a man when he's already down!

Running would be too obvious, too pathetic. The Great Mammon don't run from some stupid human! But they're closing in, and he ain't about to have the whole stupid school witness this humiliation, so he's got to find an out. His gaze darts around the hall to see some stupid little teacher pet nerds shuffling this way, hidden behind a stack of books taller than the lesser demons carrying them. Everyone is parting for them, aware they can't see where they're going.

Obviously the only thing to do is to pivot toward his human with a cocky grin and swing an arm out and up in greeting, which just so happens to knock into the poor suckup's pile of books to send them flying. It starts a domino reaction, the first little demon squawking in alarm at who they've hit and reeling back directly into the other little dork who also scatters everything before sprawling atop the pile with the first demon atop them.

Perfect. "Oi! Watch yerself!" he blusters, and as expected the human pivots in alarm to try to help the demons tangled up in limbs and books and papers on the floor. Which is his cue to swivel and slide into the crowd walking past to get to their next class, successfully dodging the ambush.

-----

With his accounts (just a little) wounded from his betting disaster earlier, Mammon has no choice but to eat on campus at lunch. Which sucks, because any other time and this would be the perfect day to have been promised being treated to a meal! But nah, his shitty fortune gotta mean it'd turn around fast, either an unpleasant conversation or maybe food poisoning or with his luck it'd be some sorta questionable stain that everyone would whisper about the rest of the day.

He's sitting with his brothers and picking at his food as he tries to surreptitiously keep an eye out for the human coming to join their table. They're always welcome at a lot of tables, but they're smart enough to know you got to pick your company wisely, and ain't no better company than The Great Mammon of course! (Also, they're definitely looking for him today to try to have whatever conversation they're planning.)

"Maaaammoonnnnn~" Asmodeus is smirking at him from across the table, too aware of his hunched shoulders and anxious pout. "What's wrong? You're going to get wrinkles on that pretty face and lose all your modeling contracts if you aren't careful."

"Som'n'ong?" Beelzebub asks around a mouthful of burger, earning a halfhearted elbow from Belphegor sprawled across the table next to him.

Mammon just glares as he straightens up, wiggling to settle into a stern proud posture instead. "Nah, nothin' wrong, Beel, don't worry 'bout it."

"Mm!" Asmodeus chirps, leaning around Belphegor with a wide grin. "Someone is worried about their fortunes today-"

"Why would he be worried about that?" Leviathan interrupts, brow furrowing as he switches focus to the conversation around him instead of his phone beeping out some game in his hands.

Mammon growls in frustration even as his face betrays him with growing heat. "I ain't! It's all stupid nonsense, ain't real!"

"No, but--"

Whatever Leviathan was going to say is interrupted by a bright "Hey guys!" behind him, and he and Mammon both turn to find their human standing there with a big smile. The brothers all chime back various greetings and welcomes, a spot saved as ever for them.

Well, most of the brothers offer greeting. Mammon freezes only a moment before remembering himself, and he swivels back around to shove his spoon into his plate and shovel whatever it happened to catch into his mouth. (Yes, he does eat his fries with a spoon, what business is it of yours eh?!) Asmodeus titters and wiggles his fingers to indicate they should take a seat with the family.

"Mammon? Did you forget I wanted to have lunch together today?"

He ain't looking at their face, but he can hear the sadness in their voice. And judging by the way Asmodeus is twisting his face into a sympathetic pout and Leviathan is glaring at him, they're definitely looking all sad too.

"You can have lunch with us," Beelzebub offers, always the gentlest of them. He's even tearing a little bit off his burger to offer, and damn if that ain't making Mammon look even more like a jerk in comparison.

There's a puff of air on the back of his head as they sigh forcefully. "Oh, thanks Beel. No, I meant-- well, doesn't matter now I guess. What's on the menu today anyway?"

"They meant they wanted to go out for lunch just with Mammon," Leviathan cuts in, his namesake sin obvious in how he glares at Mammon from between his folded arms which hide most of his face.

"Ohoho, and Mammon forgot? A date~?" Asmodeus is shameless in egging things on, enjoying the ensuing drama a little too much for Mammon's liking. "I would never forget such a thing!"

"Yeah right, Mister First Man forgot? Doubt that," Belphegor drawls without lifting his head. Beelzebub frowns around the table uncertainly, aware there's something happening here and also sensing it isn't going to end well, but unsure what to do to stop it.

Mammon has an idea though. Is it a great idea? It's his, so-- well, depends how you frame it. It'll get this horrible discussion and awkward lunch to a quick end, so it'll do. "Don't remember askin' yer opinions," he snaps, lunging over the table to swipe the pudding cup off of Beelzebub's tray. Before anyone can react beyond a startled shout and Belphegor straightening in alarm, he rips off the lid and throws it back.

Oh, nice. Devil's Triple Chocolate. Can't beat the basics.

The sudden chill in the air is accompanied by a loud whirring buzz of furious fly wings as Beelzebub stands up with a huge frown.

"Wha-- oh. Aha, was that your pudding? Ey, Beel, my bad, thought that was Bel--"

"Beel, relax, you can have--"

"You ate my pudding!"

See, the mark of a good strategist is planning not just your own moves, but what everyone else is going to do next. Steal a pudding, you know Beelzebub's going to pop off. Everyone will expect Mammon to try to wriggle his way out of trouble by blaming or hiding behind one of them. The human's right behind him, though, which makes them seem at risk here too. And Satan won't give a shit about his well-being, but he'll worry about the fragile human in the warpath.

Just as predicted, the fourth born pushes back from his chair smoothly and grabs the human's arm to steer them swiftly out of the way with a murmured line about grabbing a sandwich at a nearby cafe together. And with that settled, well, what's a day without a little friendly fighting among family?

-----

Sitting in Mathematics nursing his bruised ribs, the final obstacle of the day presents itself.

My Human: Mammon, stop avoiding me. Please?

My Human: It's your turn to walk me home tonight. Unless you're going to 'forget' that, too?

My Human: I'm sure Asmo would be happy to help if you're determined to avoid me.

He glares at his D.D.D. under his desk, head propped on his hand, elbow on his desk. His fingers curl around a hank of hair and tug, frustration bubbling over. Yeah, he thinks, Asmo sure does like to help. Meddling little creep. He's been REAL helpful.

-- that's it! Be helpful! It's Lucifer's turn to get groceries, isn't it? And the stack of paperwork that morning at their council meeting had been one of the real impressive ones, the type where his big bro usually won't come home on time and will lock himself in his office all night.

Mammon: Hey, Lucifer!

Mammon: Oi, don't ignore me!

Lucifer: Aren't you in class right now?

Mammon: Not important. What IS important is how I, your favorite baby brother, am here to offer you a solution to your problem!

Mammon: Lucifer!!! Hey, are you listening?? Lucifer!

Mammon: LUCIFERRRR!!!!

Lucifer: My only problem right now is you, Mammon. I'm curious how you intend to fix yourself.

Mammon: Nah, your problem is you got a pile a papers as tall as I am to get through, AND it's your turn to get groceries. Ya probably stressed about who to ask to shop for ya. Well not anymore ya ain't! Because I, The Great Mammon, am offering to take grocery duty for ya! No cost, no need to owe me nothin'!

Lucifer: -glaring demoji-

Lucifer: You aren't taking my credit card.

Mammon: Tch, I ain't askin' to. I'll use Goldie. Ya can take it off my tab when the bill comes due.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I will only credit you the cost of the items in the quantity listed on the grocery list.

Mammon: Yeah yeah, sure. This is where ya thank me, ya jerk.

Lucifer: I'll hold my thanks until I see the groceries at the house.

Mammon: Whatever. Oh, and hey, Lucifer?

Mammon: I ain't ever texted you about this, okay?

Lucifer: -okay demoji-

Hah! That's that taken care of. Switching to his other chat window, he types in a reply to his human, excuse now secured.

Mammon: Sorry, ya gonna have to pester one of my baby brothers. Lucifer needs me to get groceries for him, so I ain't going to be able to babysit tonight. I'll text Satan for ya.

My Human: -frustrated demoji-

My Human: Don't bother.

My Human: I'll see you at home, then.

Well. One problem at a time. Nobody said he has to go straight home with the groceries, or go get groceries right away, after all.

"Mammon, perhaps you can answer this problem for us?" the professor prompts, glaring at him slumped over and obviously studying his lap intently.

His head jerking up, Mammon takes only a moment to take in the problem on the board. "Huh? Oh, uh, four thousand three hundred and eighteen." He flashes a crooked, charming grin. Ain't nothing stopping him from surviving this day now.

-----

The kitchen is blessedly empty, which is both great luck and suspicious luck. He puts the groceries away carefully (Beelzebub is way too observant of kitchen-based sounds) and ignores the pile of dirty dishes left in the sink with a note of STUPIDMAMMON: YOU MISSED DINNER DUTY, SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS DISH DUTY before tip-toeing as quick as he can to his room. According to his D.D.D. it's 23:41, so he only needs to avoid the human for another nineteen minutes. Maybe he can sneak his way to the bathroom, spend the rest of the day showering and then be ready for a fresh start. Maybe go find his human and make it up to them, hang out in their room until they fall asleep or something.

He makes it into his room just fine, and he's leaving a uniform trail in his wake as he yanks off his tie and shrugs his blazer into a crumpled heap on the floor. The house seems quiet, thankfully, and he's bending over to grab some sweatpants off the floor behind the couch before he heads to the bathroom.

"Mammon, sit!" a familiar voice barks from alarmingly close, and the pact activates with a sharp zap that drops him to his couch with a yowl. What was it humans like to say about plans and his Father laughing? "I think it's about time we actually talked, Mammon."

His human is standing there in his room, and the fact he never heard his door after his entry means they must have been there the whole damn time waiting for him.

"I don't know what yer--"

"MAAAAMMOOOONNNNN," they warn, pitching their voice in an eerily decent Lucifer impression that has him yelping and jerking back in his seat. "Do you even know why I wanted to talk to you this morning?"

Unsure whether he is actually meant to talk or not, Mammon just shakes his head, hands gripping the edge of the seat cushion on either side of his spread legs.

"To thank you." Stepping around the other side of the couch, they sit down opposite him and lean forward, holding eye contact. "To tell you how much I appreciate all you do for me. I know that you know I was the last one in the laundry the other day, so it was my fault the room flooded like that. But you took the blame, no hesitation. You took the lecture and the punishment that should have been mine." Their gaze drops to their folded hands, fidgeting with a ring on their finger. "And I just- I felt really terrible about it."

Shifting in his seat, Mammon shakes his head and bends double to lean toward them in return. "Nah, you don't gotta worry 'bout The Great Mammon. Ya get used to Lucifer's shit after a few millennia, ya know?" He flashes his signature cocky grin, hoping to get rid of the frown on their face. "It ain't nothin' to fuss over. Not for me. Now, you, yer just a delicate human, ya ain't made for his crap."

They don't look up, still spinning the ring. It's one he gave them, he realizes, on one of their shopping trips when he'd insisted he couldn't be seen around town with some human that ain't wearing no jewelry. ".... Mammon, why were you avoiding me today?"

"I don't know what ya--"

"Mammon!" they cut him off, finally shifting their gaze to him. At that angle, head tilted down, their glare looks extra fierce. "C'mon, you weren't subtle. I know you were still in your room when I texted you," they start, voice pitched low and steady, which just makes him more nervous as they keep going. "I saw you eye those poor demons you toppled. I know you had your own tray of food, so that theft at lunch was intentional. You usually like me joining you for errands to make it more fun."

He fidgets, biting back the urge to insist they're wrong and misreading things. But also-- they know him that well? They watch him that closely? If he wasn't being lectured right now he might have to kind of rub that in a little, you know, tease them for being obsessed with him or something.

"At first it was just weird and rude," they're saying, oblivious to his distraction, "but I figured maybe-- I don't know, something with Lucifer, or maybe some weird curse got loose in the house again. But then Satan told me your fortune--"

Shit! He hadn't planned on Satan actually watching that crap and knowing about it.

"--was that you'd be lucky in love today--"

Wait-- what??

"--so clearly you were hiding from me because you didn't want that love-luck to involve me," they finish, hands clenching into fists on their knees.

The silence in the room feels loud. The time on his D.D.D. flopped on the floor near his foot is 23:53. His human looks away again, uncomfortable in the silence, and his brain catches up with everything that just happened.

"My fortune was WHAT?"

"What do you mean what, it was your fortune, you were the one acting so weird all day!"

Mammon throws himself back in his seat so hard his feet lift off the floor. Running his hands into his hair, he twists his face up in realization. "Damn it, Asmo!" His human arches their brows, expression demanding an explanation, and everything clicks into horrifying place in his head. "No, I-- wait, listen, it ain't like that, I-- Asmo texted me this morning and was talkin' 'bout every time I had a bad fortune and all the dumb shit that happened to me. I missed the stupid show and assumed he was sayin' I had another bad day comin'! I didn't want ya to be mad at me, or see me lookin' like a fool, so I thought if I avoided you until..."

His D.D.D. blinks up at him tauntingly. 23:56. He growls, then shoots them his best desperate look, all big eyes and pouty lips.

They follow his gaze, looking at the time and then up at him. They blink, then they stand and step closer, standing between his legs to stare down at him as their jaw works.

"I uh, guess I looked like a fool to ya anyway, huh?" he offers weakly.

Their eyes flicker to the device at their feet again, watching the minutes tick by. "You really believe those things, huh? Some show says you'll have a bad day, and your usual bad luck is now an omen. And today it said you'd have luck in love, but..."

His stomach sinks. Which is stupid, for sure, because like some dumb show can decide anything for him. 23:59. He ain't worried at all, and he's definitely about to confidently say as much when he looks up to find his human face-to-face, close enough to see each individual eyelash.

"You stupid Mammon," they murmur as they lean in, muffling his squawk of protest as they press their lips to his. And then his head empties, all anger and humiliation and worry and bravado sucked into the void so only the feel of warm lips and soft puffs of breath are left. When they lean back, he can hear the smile in their voice as they whisper, "But maybe this devil’s got some fortune after all."

#my writing #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #mammon swd #mammon x mc #obey me fluff #omswd #omswd fluff #omswd fanfic #mammon obey me #swd mammon #obey me fanfic #mammon fluff #mammon fic

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newt-man0304 · 1 year

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Obey me brothers/dateables and Luke meet Cereza

(Basically, while venturing in the avalon forest, Cereza fell into a portal and landed in devildom. No mc, just cereza being taken care of)

Lucfer:

-Confused. How did a mortal child end up here?

-What really caught him off guard was that this child seemed powerful, but didn't seem to unlock her true abilities.

-Learns that she was a witch in training and that her name was Cereza.

-Avalon forest? Inferno? He never heard about those places. Faeries ane monsterous looking demons?

-Learns that Cereza wants to save her mother and Lucifer respects that, but is a little doubtful of the 10 year old.

-Him and lord diavolo decide to let her stay for a while so she could get stronger and maybe even tell them about this witch clan and the rest.

-'Why is your cat dolls eyes glowing'

-He doesn't like Chesire.

-Reminds Cereza of Morgana. Cold, but wants the best for everyone

Mammon:

-Oh hell no

-Not only is he assigned to look after a child, but a witch in training no less

-Alright, who sent you here to collect something from me? I ain't giving you one grimm

-Learns that he isn't in dept with Cerezas teacher and sighs in relief.

-At first, he tries to stay away, but then when a few other witches attacked him, Cereza sent out Chesire and incased them in thorns.

-The witches never came back again. Ever since that day, he became sort of a uncle figure for Cereza.

-May or may not dress Cereza up as him and gets in trouble with Lucifer.

-Cereza accidently learns how to scam people

Leviathan:

-Another Normie? Boring.

-Isn't the biggest fan of children.

-But when he learns from the umbran clan that cereza is from, he changes his mind.

-You're just like that main character from 'I kill angels and try to regain my memories after sleeping for 500 years'

-She doesn't know jack shit of games and anime? Oh hell no! Let me introduce you to Ruri-Chan

-Cereza hangs out with Leviathan the most, because he is basically an outcast from the brothers in her eyes. Altough he was willingly and she was forcefully cast out

Satan:

-Girl be prepared. This demon will adopt you.

-Not only does she have to read a lot to learn spells, Cereza also loves Cats. She styles her hair as cat ears and has a chesire plushie.

-'I've only had Cereza for 1 hour and a half, but if anything happens to her, i will kill everyone and myself'

-Cereza reminds him of alice in wonderland. He also often plays with chesire and makes it fight Cerebrus

-Sometimes has Cereza do something for the anti lucifer league.

-Probably has soemthing about Umbra witches.

-Say hello to your new papa, cereza.

-Constantly fights Asmodeus and Solomon over who gets to take care of her. Chesire is not amused.

Asmodeus:

-Squels when he sees her. She is adorable, but not as adorable as him of course

-A young witch in training,how cute.

-Knows that she is a kid, but she could do better with her outfit choices.

-Whats that? Your hair needs proper care, because it acts as a conduit? Say less! Cerezas hair is in good care with Admodeus.

-Definetly takes a lot of selfies with her and she becomes devildoms most popular witch

-He has a lot to say about Chesire. Couldn't this demon get in a better looking doll?

-Ate his words when he learned that Cerezas mother made this doll when she was imprisoned.

-Hopes Chesire won't scratch his beautiful face.

Beelzebub:

-Big brother instincts kick in

-Thinks of her as a little lilith and protects her with her life

-Occasionally spars with Chesire.

-Cereza gives him lollipos and Avalon essences, which are very sweet.

-Would eat them in a second.

-He reminds Cereza of the Inferno varaint of him, Baal.

-Whats that, your mother is in danger and you have to travel through a forest to save her? Let me come with you.

-He feels like Cereza and Belphie would get along

Belphegor:

-He and Cereza don't get along. At all.

-Belphegor doesn't like humans, especially children and Cereza thinks he is annoying.

-Spite eachother

-Cereza always gets chesire to wake Belphie up. She knows she won't get in trouble with Lucifer if she does.

-That little BI-

Diavolo:

-Learns a lot when Cereza came to the devildom.

-Theres another part of hell named Inferno. He knew of the legend, but didn't think ot existed.

-Surprised that Barbatos knew of it. All the butler had to say was 'You didn't ask, so i didn't tell, young master.'

-Inspires Cereza a lot. He started to care for her like a little sister.

-He finds Chesire very cute.

-If anyone says something bad about Cereza, they will get punished severly. Its a criminal offence now.

-Often gets Barbatos to join them when Cereza is talking about her teacher.

-'Young Master, please get to work'

Barbatos:

-He already knew of Cerezas existence before she came here. She was child of sage and witch blood.

-As to how he knew, its because Cerezas mother, Rosa, made a contract with his own mother, Madama khepri, who is knows as the protector of time in Inferno.

(I know it was never stated that Barbatos had parents, but i thought it would make sense if they were mother and son. They're both mainly known for the color green, control of time and are the most powerful demons in their respective universe.)

-'How amusing' he thought. Who would've known they would cross paths someday. He could've know, but can't use his powers without Diavolos permission.

-He appreciated Cereza a lot, since she sometimes helps him clean. When he asked her why, she just shrugged and told him that her teacher would always make her do chores that might help her with training.

-Is a bit iffed at that.

-Cereza also gives him the plants and herbs she collected from avalon forest. He appreciates it and is surprised how the petals of onyx roses make good tea.

-Once when barbatos was frozen when he saw a 'you-know-what', Cereta captured them in thorny vines and Chesire at them.

-Was very grateful. Wonders if he could borrow Chesire for a while.

Simeon:

-Simply adores her.

-He often watches her have play dates with Luke. He thinks children are the most innocent beings.

-While not thrilled that she was a witch who makes pacts with Infernal demons, he respects her decision.

-Fate hasn't decided yet. He can sense an angelic and light magic in her. Who knows, maybe she'll becoma a sage.

-Is also grateful that she doesn't know how to use Technology. How do they do it?

-Hears about how you were treated. He would like to have a word with those bitches- i mean witches.

-That cat doll somehow scares him. It threatend to eat its wings

Luke:

-Finally, another child.

-Becomes instant friends with her.

-Is confused when she said that he resembles the boy im her dreams. Makes him blush a bit.

(Who Cereza reminds him of)

-Bakes with her a lot. They both always want Barabtos to feel special, so they make him cookies or cake.

-Definelty wishes she would visit the celestial realm.

-Bumos heads with Chesire often.

Solomon:

-Not only did Cereza get a dad in devildom, but also a second teacher.

-Teases her a lot and doesn't really mind Chesire.

-He knows a lot about the witches and sages, but choses not to tell the rest. When Cereza asks why, he just says 'why not'

-Is impressed by Cerezas potion making. But she still had a long way to go.

-Knows who Cerezas teacher is. He and Morgana often have some sort of beef.

-Does he purposly take Cereza as his apprentice? Maybe. Does he like it? Yes

-Is moved to tears when Cereza likes his cooking. He will fight Satan over an adoption.

-In actaulity, Cereza thinks his food is quite decent. Besides, she was served worse when she was with the umbran clan. She had better meals from Morgana.

#bayonetta #obey me #cereza and the lost demon #obey me dateables #obey me brothers

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fzrticv · 2 years

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for the ask my muse about their relationships meme! what happened with you and ozzie? i heard something about some drama with mammon.... 🤔 do you think those two have something going on?

Ask about bounddss ||accepting | @fizzarolli

" NOTHING happened. Mix greed with envy is just waiting for a volcano to explode " and they had been on right on top of it without knowing. They thought Mammon had been mad that Ozzie didn't allow him to do whatever he wanted to do with the ejster anymore but nope. Apparently jealous of Fizz getting all of the Lust ruler's attention.

They shook their head making the bells jingle along with it " Working for either of them of years, always bad-mouthing each other - and then they pull this shit " they didn't know honestly, there are reason the jester himself got jealous of Mammon also - ironic, isn't it?

" Some kind of weird hate thingy, can't stand each other but can't stand away either .. fucking annoying."

They ain't sure, not with all the contradicting answers. But Asmodeus made them happier than they had felt in ages. Maybe it was naive or selfish, setting themself up for being hurt again. But they were just going to enjoy it for as long as their allowed to.

In the end, there is nothing they really can do about it either way.

[mentioned; @hellshoard , @clownstolemyjokes ]

#.Fizzarolli ♠﹙ ask.﹚

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When MC Is Mad At Them And Ignores Them: Demon Brothers

((I should've said I would post this past midnight because I'm so much of a night owl. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy. I immediately thought of some make up smutty scenes and some bratty silent treatment smutty scenes that are like a sequel to this.))

Lucifer:

Being a prideful demon such as Lucifer, he can put up with it for a while, but he will soon come to you because he can't stand it any longer. Just tell him what's wrong, because he can't take you not speaking to him and ignoring him. Seeing you interact normally with his brothers and the others makes him feel so left out and the tension grows knowing that you two are fighting and Lucifer is on the losing side. He may pull you off to the side or even corner you if you've tried to escape him before. And he will make you talk because the silent treatment can not go on.

Mammon:

Mammon will crack after the first day you start ignoring him. He deserves it for trying to steal your stuff and selling it. He needs to know that shit ain't gonna fly. Mammon will beg, buy you gifts, and even stand outside your door just to have you talk to him. He may even cry (he will). You may open up after you're done or when you see him cry, because you just needed the time and space to put into words how hurtful his actions were.

Leviathan:

He would like to think that he can match your level of silence and ignore you right back, but he will ultimately crack since he misses gaming with you and being around you. He'll get insanely jealous about how you're having fun chatting away with his brothers but won't spare a glance towards him. He honestly will just hole himself up in his room, until you knock on his door, and you see that his eyes are red from crying, his face is gaunt like he hasn't been taking care of himself, instead just drowning in his sorrows by gaming and binge-watching sad anime and anime songs.

Satan:

Satan doesn't like being ignored. It has happened way too many times and he is sick of it. He will plead with you to talk to him or at the very least acknowledge his presence. Dude will go through the 5 stages of grief before you decide to talk to him again.

Asmodeus:

Oh, you think he's gonna react to your pettiness? You're damn right he is! Asmodeus is someone who craves attention and really loves and drink in your loving gaze. So if you're mad at him and you ignore him, he'll cry. Legit, he will cry and beg for forgiveness. Just talk to him and look at him again with those loving eyes of yours. He wont do that thing that you mad in the first place ever again. Being ignored by the person he loves is the worst possible punishment you could give him.

Beelzebub:

I can just see Beel just kneeling in front of your door for many nights, trying to gain your forgiveness. Being ignored isnt the end all for Beel but when it's his beloved, it feels like it. He'll always apologize when he sees you, leaves your favorite food near your door, and sends text messages about how much he loves you and that he won't touch your food ever again, if it means he won't get the silent treatment. Once you do talk to him, he'll give you a big hug along with a tirade of apologies.

Belphegor:

Honestly, not talking to Belphie won't do anything because he'll just annoy you with small talk. But refusing to be his pillow or even spending nights with him is where he draws the line. He will spend nights outside your bedroom if he has to. He wants to spend nights with you again so please hurry and forgive him.

#lexi writes #obey me!#obey me headcanons #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #headcanons #when mc is mad and ignores them

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misfitclassismyfreetherapy · 11 months

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Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #2

Dark humor again. Woooh.

⚠️ Also this post might contain triggering topics such as smoking, juuling and more. ⚠️

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #1

Agares: You know if cats slept for an entire day, people will find them adorable and cute. But if I do it "I have mental health issues" and "I need help"? Seems quite unfair.

Kerori: Agares Picero. You slept for three straight days with no eating, skipping three days of school, not even communicating with us. You gave Gaap a heart attack-

Agares: I suddenly lost my ability to hear shit.

Kerori: You bitc-

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #2

Purson: Okay what happened with Jazz-kun and Lied-kun because I heard screaming beforehand and then when I came into the room they were cuddling and sleeping with eachother.

Iruma: Oh, Jazz-kun found a JUUL in Lied-kun bag and got mad and then Lied-kun called him a hypocrite because he also smok-

Purson : To make a long story short..?

Iruma: They fought and then one of them cried then comforted eachother while joking about their trauma.

Purson: It was wholesome until you added the last detail. Why?-

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3

Agares: This cup of coffee represents my love for myself.

Gaap: Agares-dono...it's empty..

Agares: Exactly.

Kerori: Okay, who thought you dark humor? I- Wait ...*turns her head to Lied*

Lied: *sweating while pretending not to hear*

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #4

Iruma: Hey, Azz-kun do you think I look fat?

Asmodeus: ..Why?

Iruma: I'm sorry I just..

Asmodeus: No, why would people be so stupidly blind to not see your elusive beauty? Damn demon these days..

Iruma: * raises his eyebrows then quickly smiled*

Meanwhile..

Kerori: Imagine saying you're not depressed but your favourite song is "Look who's inside again."

Agares: Is this because I didn't follow your devi-account yet? I'm sorry that I don't like to follow akudols that I don't like.

Kerori: I hate you.

Agares: Glad the feelings mutual.

⭐Kerori and Agares is totally not inspired by my friendship with my friend irl. Nope definitely not.⭐

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #5

Kalego: Okay you brats,what the fuck do you do when you want to call for emotional support?

Misfit Class: Oh we're fine, how are you?

Kalego: No, just no. I'm literally gonna fucking kill your therapist at this point.

Dantelion who just went to annoy Kalego: ...

UPDATED!

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #6

Lied: What the devi? Hey, Agares what are you doing in the middle of the nig-

Agares: Do you know that there is over in lover.

Lied: Uh-

Agares: and end in friend.

Lied: UH-

Agares: and good in goodbye.

Lied: Isn't that kind of dark- anyways please go to sleep it's one o' clock in the morning.

Agares: Says your gaming addiction.

Lied: Says your coffee addiction.

Agares: Says-

Purson who can't sleep because of them: OH MY DEVI, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP! WE"LL DEAL WITH YOUR DEPRESSING BULLSHIT TOMMOROW. GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHITS! YOU"RE LUCKY I CARE ABOUT YOU OR ELSE I WOULD'VE BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Claire's note:

Two hc I have showcase in this incorrect quote.

Uno, the Misfit Class sometimes sleepover at the royal one as a way of bonding.

Dos, Purson is a real bitch when he doesn't get any sleep.

ENDING

My content is turning into dog-shit ain't it? Yeah, yeah it is. Btw I'm thinking of making a misfit class hamilton play in my fanfic. The demons starring the schuyler sisters.

Lied- Angelica

Iruma- Eliza

Agares- Peggy

Them three because them crossdressing is my literal sanity.

What do you think? My hand tells me no but my brain is telling me yes. I still don't know who should be hamilton though, I'm open to suggestions. Anyways I wish you a good day or night! See ya guys, gals and non-binary pals!

#mairimashita! iruma kun #iruma suzuki #shax lied #crocell kerori #m!ik #mairuma #asmodeus alice #agares picero #welcome to demon school iruma kun #gaap goemon #naberius kalego #kalego sensei #m!ik kalego #iruma kun #wtdsik

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apparentlyaswarmofbees · 3 years

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Breakfast in Bed With Your Demon Brothers

Which, did not end up how I expected but I have no regrets-

Lucifer

You really think this man wouldn't try to get you to have breakfast in bed whenever possible as a way to show how much he is actually a disaster and really wants your attention and love no matter what?

And dear lord he always looks so smug and proud whenever he does it he is such a fucking loser.

And he goes "I just though I should treat you to something"

You ain't foolig nobody Lucifer, we all know you're only spoon feeding your dear human because you're already in too deep and you definetelly spent the entire week analysing their breakfast food choices and morning patterns just so you could make this whole thing perfect.

Alternativelly, you honestly can't tell me you had 8 full hours of sleep if you manage to catch Lucifer before he gets off his bed.

The sight of him going

Makes whatever sacrifice worth it though.

It doesn't matter if you're only pampering him to get off from being punished for some minor incident he not yet knows about or for the goodness of your heart, this man is a simp and you will get him in a good mood no matter what.

Also he definetelly is making you two share the same coffee because he is A LOSER AND HIS HEART ACTUALLY SKIPS A BEAT AT THE POSSIBILITY OF AN INDIRECT KISS.

Mammon

Either he broke something of yours or he is just being cute and making you breakfast in bed because you or someone or something mentioned it at some point as something romantic to do.

This one has no filter though, he will confess he watched your morning patterns quite closely for a few days in a row so that he could make the whole thing perfect.

Which will probably make you go

His stalking self aside, feed him part of your breakfast, do it. He gets so happy. Just watch out with mentioning indirect kisses as his brain may actually tell him to scatter and he will be out of your bedroom in 1 and a half second while screaming. It could actually be a good reference to learn about the Doppler effect.

Alternativelly, do you know how smug this man will look if you make him breakfast in bed?

Depending on the day he will either start going on and on about how you're such a good human for bringing the great Mammon breakfast (which you will have to forcefully feed him the food if you want him to shut up or the food is going to get cold) or he will be so happy he will just dig right in with such a big smile.

It's a picture worthy sight I'm telling you.

And you guys will definetelly be running late no matter the situation and Lucifer's voice could also be a good reference for the Doppler effect as both of you probably choke on your food at the imminent sound of doom saying 'MAAAAAAAMMMMOOOOOOOONNN'

Leviathan

Jokes on you, if one of you are getting breakfast in bed, both of you are getting breakfast in bed.

Why? Because the only time you will have enough time for that is if you two pull an all nighter together.

This boy is constantly fighting for the Late 4 School Crown with Belphie you really think there would be enough time to settle the things on his table, have him sit down and not make a mess on his floor as he tries to drink from his coffee, eat from the food, put on his shirt and try not to trip as he puts on his shoes with only his feet at the same time?

This is why his RAD uniform is a mess.

So yes you two will be having a very dead inside but worth it breakfast together after a full on all nighter either in his bedroom or on yours provided either by Beel or Satan.

Well, it's less a breakfast in bed and more breakfast on the floor but it's definetelly a fun experience.

Specially because Levi will be too drunk on sleep to be flustered when you guys need change into your uniforms so you do it together.

Which will probably lead to you guys accidentally putting on each others clothes and need to take a second to actually process it like

Before pulling it out and giving to each other in a hurry.

It's the only time Levi isn't late.

Satan

Another piece of shit who will make you breakfast in bed because he is a loser but he is a much more acceptable loser since he doesn't try to hide his cheesy romantic self under several onion layers of pride.

It's something you will probably get used to because canonly he surprisingly feels like doing nice things for others (read as: you and maybe the rest, Lucifer doesn't count) when he is in a good mood.

And there definetelly is cat decorations, what do you take him for?

Latte? Cat. Pancake? Cat. Plate? Cat. Napkin? c A T.

See what I'm implying?

Do the same for him.

Hell, sleep in cat themed pyjamas if you must and serve him his breakfast while still wearing it.

The image will not get out of his head for the entire day and he will make a

Face whenever he steals a glance at you.

Also there's a high chance he will already be in the middle of changing when you get in his bedroom so believe me when I say the aesthetically messy look of his no fully buttomed shirt and partialy styled hair is quite the energy boost.

Asmodeus

Breakfast in bed?? In this economy??

He makes sure to warn you beforehand so that you don't worry and relax. Maybe even sleep again so that you can get extra fan service by having him wake you up himself~.

Yes you will have time to sleep again do you know how long it takes for him to get ready in the morning????

Thankfully he gets up earlier than usual so that you have just enough time to eat, get ready and not be late. Not to say you won't almost be late.

Do not warn him if you're the one bringing him breakfast though, because someone is definetelly not only going to horny jail the moment you open his bedroom door but also getting a 3 hour lecture while sitting on your knees in front of Lucifer for literally appearing only at the last class of the day.

So yes, surprising Asmo while he is going through his usual morning routine is the safest way to go, not that the other option isn't safe as well, but honestly, Lucifer's lectures could probably give brain damage.

Beelzebub & Belphegor

They're a package deal and you know it.

The usual is having Beel bring you and Belphie not only breakfast but dinner and many other snacks in bed whenever he can.

He canonly went all around devildom buying several ammounts of food just to share with both of you???

He would definetelly be so happy if you and Belphie decided to bring him a breakfeast to eat in bed instead.

Seriously it's the best way you are 100% sure of getting bear hugged by him. And even then he still shares, or at least tries.

He's so precious like

And when it's for Belphie?? It's such a ride.

First off you have to find him first and wherever he is can range from normally snuggled under the covers of either his shared bedroom's bed or his attic's bed to being fucking perched on the damn chandelier.

And there will be definetelly a struggle to actually wake him up.

But once he does and gives his usual sleepy yawn and sees all the food you guys brought so you could have breakfast together??

He's soft and definetelly more awake than usual.

#does this count as shitpost-#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #excessive use of the guy blinking meme

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