thesneezeplease

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in my brain owl city and kanye west somehow make the same type of music in two drastically different genres

#text #text post #i need sleep #music

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nothing more human feeling and grounding than sitting in the fetal position on the floor of a shower

#human #peace #life #text #text post #i need sleep #tired #sick #warm #shower #showerthoughts

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Førbįddên Jēłlÿbėæns

#text post #text #cloudy #cwacom #life #forbidden #jellybelly #jellybean #just girly things #quality #quotes #writing #what #weird #wtf #reading #i need sleep #inspiration #okay #online #omg #dank memes #meme #me #my hero academia #marvel #kittens #self love #prompt #self deprecating humor

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Fuck man... I HATE the way February is spelled. WHY in the FUCK is that first r there???! No one fucking says it!!!! It even LOOKS gross when you read it!!! Disappointed and disgusted 0/10

#text post #life #text #prose #weird #writing #reading #reddit #typography #i need sleep #okay #sneeze #same #sleep #dog #funny #gen z #goth #girl #crafts #breathe #bored #beauty #naptime #me #my post #mood

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Guy at five guys just handed me my food and said “ have a nice life..” ummm thanks I guess wtf

#five guys #weird #what #wtf #okay #lifestyle #self love #life #text post #text

[thesneezeplease]

Me, aware of the fact I have 3lbs of meth strapped to my body going through airport security as stealthily as possible:

Me once I’ve spotted a sniffer dog:

DOGGY!!

#meme #funny #dog #puppies #text post #text #lifestyle #just girly things #happy #cute #animals #make happy

[thesneezeplease]

Join me in circling one (1) cat and chanting bo burnham lyrics ominously till passing out of exhaustion

#meme #gen z #text post #cat #kittens #funny #dance #life #lifestyle #love #cute #just girly things #text #bo burnham #what #make happy

[thesneezeplease]

I am overwhelmed with the need to cuddle a boy

#cute #cute gif #cuddle #boy #girl #funny #text post #relatable #me #same #kittens #puppies

[thesneezeplease]

Hannah Montana’s nemesis:

Naomi Wyoming

#hannah montana #text post #funny #meme #dank memes

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how dare you reply to my moist conversational skills with a soul-suckingly dry text

#text post #text #funny #relatable #meme #spicy memes

[thesneezeplease]

I think if we weren’t able to also breathe through our mouths, a cold would be considered much more serious.

#text post #sneeze #breathe #cold #funny #funny memes #self deprecating humor