alternative titles for random the smiths songs
there is a light - 500 days of summer
this charming man - i’m gay and i want a ride
hand in glove - who cares if people know about my romantic interest in johnny marr
still ill - england is my city
bigmouth - shut up morrissey
barbarism - don’t slap your kids
headmasters ritual - don’t let anyone else slap your kids either
panic - my music taste is better than yours
cemetry gates - fuck me oscar wilde
well i wonder - the original don’t you forget about me
frankly mr shankly - all managers are stinky, mean and art-less
this night has opened my eyes - idk if i’m happy or sad
asleep - i’m definitely sad
you’ve got everything now - i peaked at age 9 and then everything went dowhill
pretty girls make graves - i hate women
half a person - product placement for london tourism
nowhere fast - i’m so dramatic i wanna commit suicide
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dr poggers
(yes these are transparent so you can use them as sprays or whatever)
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fucked up and spun out in my room
on my own here we go.
BRAIN STEW - WEEZER (GREEN DAY COVER)
i loved rivers’ waldo pajamjams so i had to.
im drawing brian next with someone in particular currently ;))))))
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my smug bastard hoe season 1 character, Gogurt :)))
yes all of them have ridiculous names
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HI I HAVEN’T BEEN ON TUMBLR IN LIKE 1-2 YEARS BUT I WANTED TO START DOING ART :DDD If anyone wants to be friends, f4f, whatever else tumblr does I’m down. No clue how to start art sooo.
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the signs as best quotes by my sophomore year teachers
Aries- AP Psych Teacher: she only has ONE BOOB
Taurus- English Teacher: I am SHOOK. I AM SHOOK. I AM SHOOKETH!
Gemini- AP Psych Teacher: nobody really wears JUST a mustache anymore, except maybe child molesters
Cancer- AP World History Teacher: if Jaden touches the plunger ONE MORE TIME i'm taking a point of everyone’s assignment
Leo- Chemistry Teacher: that’s just like diabetes all the way through
Virgo- English Teacher: LET GO OF BONDAGE AND MOVE ON
Libra- AP World History Teacher: (shanking motion) stabby stabby
Scorpio- AP World History Teacher: i’m going to hell
Sagittarius- English Teacher: alright guys listen up. because you guys are nuggetheads
Capricorn- AP Psych Teacher: what do y’all call french kissing? back when i was your age we called it exchanging slobber
Aquarius- English Teacher: Kordae, i can’t make the little brown boy go away (alternatively- Her: are we in zimbabwe now?)
Pisces- Chemistry Teacher: then you take the whip out on them
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