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chocolateobservationkitty · 24 days

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Hair grippys are so good like they hold flufs down when hair spray doesn't. The floofs will lose. I will not look like an electicted homan. Also just grippys they could be feet, hands, clipiys, or just anything that gripyies.

Gripyies, gripyies the word sounds good too like a song

Gri-py

The gripy of legends

Tis mythical

Tis magical

(better then the spay)

Gripyies a way of grips

#i think im sick lol

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chocolateobservationkitty · 8 months

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So I just had a thought. I don't have them often but when I do I have questions.

Today while I was scrolling through Pinterest. I read a thing about oxygen slowly killing you over 85-100 years. Now my thoughts are from humans are space orcs. What happens if every other species out there is semi allergic to oxygen then they find out we need it to stay alive they just freak the f out. Like what

#good to know #whyyyyyyy #humans are weird #humans in space #humans #Why do i have these are thoughts #oxygen

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chocolateobservationkitty · 9 months

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So I have Scottish and Viking blood in me. And let me tell you, those are the worse combination. I was on a walk around a headland today. Twas windy, and suddenly my brain decided it wanted to sail a billing boat on the sea. And I wanted to go fight someone with an axe and shield.

I went back like ten centuries to my Germanic bloodline and decided I needed to learn how to fight in case those bastard Romans decided to attack again.

This is why I'm an indoor person. If I stay too long in nature, I return to my long-lost ancestry. I start trying to fight with an axe or sword or go into fighting celt mode, just looking at the sea (which I live near) and thinking about burning Roman ships.

#whyyyyyyy #celtic #vikings #scotland #Heritage #Why i stay inside #Bastard Romans #the bloodline #Dang genetics #genetics #I'll fight with an axe and sheild if given a change #Celts Scottish and viking ancestors #Headland walk #How to awaken you dumbass bastard genetic instincts #Why do the ancestors curse me so

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chocolateobservationkitty · 11 months

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walking and self defence

I thought I'd just give people some advice from someone who walks like they are going to murder someone and knows how to fight to permanently injure someone, and what I have learned. Listen if you want, if you don't want to scroll past. Lastly, I suck at spelling, so I apologise if any of this is wrong.

first walking

I assume most people know how to walk like you're going to murder someone, however, is you don't, here is a few tips

First. Learn to walk again. Shoulders back, head up, step with purpose.

The purpose, I mean, is like you are going to murder that bastard who cheated on your friend, or that person you have had a decade-long grudge with, or even like your going to stab and kill the person who insulted your pet.

Second. Choose shoes you can walk comfortably in. If you choose heels, learn to walk comfortably in them. Heels don't have to be a tool of society to keep those who wear them down. Make them into your throne upon which you stand.

Thirdly. Wear what you like. Your body is a temple, no matter what, decorate it how you wish.

now self defence

I'm in the UK, so I'm going by UK laws. But check to see if its then same for your country.

Firstly. Try to get to a place with people or CTCV. If this isn't possible, a voice recorder on your phone. This is good to show you trying to escape the situation. I personally have a quick movement I can do to turn on my flashlight and camera on my phone to shine a light in their eye and then take a picture of them to show to the police.

secondly. DO NOT attack first. This means you are the attacker and could get prosecuted.

thirdly. DO NOT use more force than them. Again you ate the attacker and could get prosecuted.

Fourthly. TRY to calm down the situation (this may be possible, but if you can show you've tried, then that's less likely to bite you in the ass)

now if that all goes wrong, here's some tips

A) if they are male, this will hurt, however, it will still hurt if they are female.

First, slam your heel (which works well if you are wearing heels) into their feet. I recommend just above (?) their middle toe.

Second, bring that knee up with the passion of a thousand suns, and slam it into their genitalia.

Now as they go down to hold that area. Bring your palm into their chin.

last tips.

always walk like you are ready to attack.

if you need to draw attention to yourself. Shouting "fire" or an emergency phone number is more likely to get help than "help" or "rape"

next if you do manage to get to a public space. Try to find an "edgy teenage girl" or a mother or a group of females. They are more likely to understand what you are going through. Walking up to them and saying, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?" should be loud enough for the creeper to hear, then quietly say, "Hey, I think I'm in danger. can you help?"

if you driving, drive to a police station or to a shopping store car park. If you're in a store car park, find security or a shop with a female staff member.

This can happen to anyone of any gender. It's more likely to be females, but this can happen to males.

If you need to hit with your palm, bring your fingers in like an over-exaggerated claw. Make sure your thumb is back. (we do not want to break that) then bend your wrist back so your palm faces away from your body.

pick up some self-defence classes before it gets to this point but remember to be careful to not become the attacker in a senario

.lastly, for people new to self-defence or you're doing this on the fly. Try to hit with your knees or elbows. Wrists are an option, but you could hurt yourself, so be careful. When you are doing this, aim for squidgy spots on your attacker.

keys as a weapon are good but could get you charged as the attacker, so I'd be careful using them. It's a much better plan to use your hands.

if someone makes a sexist or rude 'joke' don't laugh. Say you "Don't understand" and make them try to explain the joke

IF YOU DO INJURE YOUR ATTACKER. RUN A BIT AWAY FROM THEM, MAYBE 10 OR 20 METERS. SO YOU CAN STILL SEE THEM BUT HAVE SOME WARNING. CALL AN AMBULANCE AND THE POLICE. FOR YOU AND YOUR ATTACKER.

If they end up severely injured, it could be worse for you as you could be deemed the attacker. this also makes the police alert and have this attack in their system. even if it doesn't go very far with you. Which brings me to my next point. Always try to prosecute them. Or get them on the police system. This will help future people. As the police will be aware of them.

#self defence for girls #good to know #help for girls #what girls should learn #dont get attacked #be safe and fuck up those who make you uncomfortable #you should be able to feel safe #self defence classes #walking like a murder #walk like your going to destroy the life of the bastard who insulted your pet #good to know

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chocolateobservationkitty · 1 year

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mac and cheese

So my comfort food is mac and cheese, and I'm thinking about the brothers walking in on mc eating a massive bowl of your comfort food because they miss eating it. Like a Beel-sized portion. And how they would react.

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Lucifer

🦚 very confused and worried

🦚 its the middle of the night, and your eating a lot of (c/f) [comfort/food]

🦚"mc, I thought you where Beel, what are you doing"

"oh hi, Luci. I'm eating (c/f) I just made it." mc says taking another bite of the (c/f)

"yes I can see that but why" asks Luci, looking at mc sitting on the floor eating a huge load of the food.

"if you sit down next to me ill tell you," Luci sits down next to mc as they continue, "I've been really stressed lately and (c/f) helps me calm down, it reminds me of good memories. And it tastes good."

🦚lucifer ended up giving you less work and lets you make make you (c/f) when you need

Mammon

💰thought it was beel, like everyone else.

💰really confused when he saw you

💰sat down next to you before be asked anything

💰"hey human, you all good?"

"yeah, just stressed," you say putting your head on his shoulder.

💰mammon will often be able to find you when your eating your (c/f) it's strange he always claims that he doesn't care, but if you finish the ingredients for (c/f), it will constantly be restocked for the next day

Leviathan

🎮thought it was safe to go into the kitchen and no one would be there, instead he found you on the floor eating a Beel sized portion of (c/f)

🎮was worried, for your sanity

🎮"hey mc, what are you doing up at this hour"

"I made (c/f), its mu comfort food"

"do you want to come to my room? You won't have to talk just to be in someone's presence. I know that helps me."

🎮quite happy that he got to chill with you in his room, and it made you feel better that.

I have a head cannon that if you are super sad, depressed or nervous and he's the only one around, he'll step up and help.

Satan

📚he's confused, but in a 'how to look after you human' book, he read that humans would eat their specific food if they are down.

📚offers to help out with what you need help with.

📚"hey, mc, can I read my book here."

"sure, ill just be eating my (c/f)."

📚he always ensures you have enough (c/f) at any time, Just in case.

Asmodeus

💄very, very worried

💄 I mean, he accidentally woke up and saw you eating a lot of (c/f).

💄"wonderful mc. what are you doing."

"I'm eating (c/f). I was stressed."

"Okay then. Would you like to come to the spa with me? I heard it's great to make you feel better."

"sure I want to finish my (c/f) food first though"

"well then, I guess ill just have to sit next to you. I'm sure my presence will make you feel better."

💄if Asmo sees you getting stressed or down, he will take you to a spa.

Beelzebub

🍕found it understandable. as he likes to eat a lot too

🍕decided to join you in eating food on the floor

Belphie

💤was half asleep and assumed it was Beel. So he sat down next to you and fell asleep next to you.

💤noticed what happened when he felt your stress and low mood in his sleep

💤he ensures that there is always enough (c/f) in the house. If there isn't, he adds it to the shopping list.

💤he thinks it's insignificant but just wants to make up for what he's done in the past.

#obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me fluff #obey me funny #obey me gn!mc #obey me scenarios #obey me imagines

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chocolateobservationkitty · 1 year

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HELP!!!

I'm trying to find a book that I've either imagined or it's real and I'm not sure. If you know the book please help what I know is

It's about different people is different professions walking though either an ancient city or ruins and there thoughts/perspective on what they see.

E.g. The person in architecture sees the different structures and how they were built and what that can mean. The person in culture sees how their culture developed though the oldest parts of the city compared to the newer features. Etc.

#help help help #please help #books #help me find something #help me find a book #I dont know wether i dreamed this book or not #please #please please help

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chocolateobservationkitty · 1 year

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All I can think of is HOWS HE GONNA GET OUT OF THE ROOM!!!! LIKE ARE YOU GONNA STARE DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES AS YOU WALK OUT BACKWARDS OR ARE YOU GONNA TURN AROUND WINK BLOW A KISS AND STRUT OUT LIKE A HOE

HOW?!?!?!?

I mean I'm sure this joke has been made already but Adam is basically the Suit Lingerie meme..

This scene was just so funny to me like wtf he just walked into the room and they were IMMEDIATELY like "Hey have you made sure not to embarrass our entire family today??"

#sk8 anime #sk8 adam #sk8 the infinity #art tag

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chocolateobservationkitty · 1 year

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This book is a good one too.

Ace book recommendation alert!

I’ve just finished both of these wonderful ace books and I wanted to share my thoughts! I’m not going to do a comparison because they’re both very different. I’m gonna start with Sounds Fake But Okay because I binged all their podcast episodes when I first knew I was ace and I’ve been looking forward to this book for a long time.

Sounds Fake But Okay

I enjoyed this book a lot. It’s basically the aspec point of view on a lot of important topics in life, using anecdotes and surveys to bring together a varied perspective on what it’s like to be aspec. I personally love getting other ace’s views on things because our community is so broad and covers so many differences and it’s great. It was really cool to get the aromantic perspective too. This was a really easy read and I would recommend for anyone who already knows they’re ace. They make it clear that it’s not an Ace 101 books but you can still definitely read it if you’re unsure where you fit in the community.

I Am Ace

This is the ‘asexuality for beginners’ book I wish I had when I was questioning. It’s written in such an organised and logical way that it would have definitely helped to untangle the mess that was my brain when I was trying to figure out if I was asexual. It’s the FAQs of the ace world whilst also offering advice, positivity and affirmations. If you are wondering if you are asexual or are new to the community then this book is for you. As someone who already knows they’re ace, I didn’t particularly learn anything new but it just made me so happy that a baby ace could pick this up and have all the information they need in one place. It also has a bit at the back for recommendations of resources such as other books to read, people to follow on social media and websites to check out. I’d say as well this book is brilliant to recommend to your allo friends to save you giving a Ted Talk every time you come out. You can just be like ‘here you go, here is all the information you need and then come back to me after and we’ll talk about how I fit into all this’

Have you read either of these books yet? What did you think?

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chocolateobservationkitty · 1 year

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do I have to go back

After Lucifer and Diablo finished explaining the exchange program.

"alright do you have any questions," asks Lucifer to an mc currently more interested in their phone and DDD.

Mc, who hates where this world is going and doesn't like their life, "do I have to go back?"

Beel, a cinnamon demon who could lift a truck, "why?"

"meh, no matter how bad it is down here, it can't be worse than up there, so I'd rather just die by some demon down here than die up there by something much worse," says mc

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a while later

"so that came back to hunt me, huh?" hummed out a shrugging mc

"Well, at least you know what was going to happen," responds Barbatos.

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chocolateobservationkitty · 1 year

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PJ's, books and manga

So I headcanon that my mc fell into devildom, in PJ's half asleep with at least 4 manga's and 3 books, while cuddling a teddy bear. Because let's be honest. The majority of people playing the game probably go to sleep like that and go to sleep at a decent time to get up in the morning. Then you start to realise that this mc really was brought to devildom either when meeting their friends, family, school, university, or whatever. Which, in any case, would not happen with my mc. A life, who has that?

#obey me imagines #obey me!#obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #obey me scenarios #obey me incorrect quotes

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chocolateobservationkitty · 1 year

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the demon summoner

so I have a headcanon about obey me that i want to share. here goes

You know that Tumblr post I will not be able to find about the person summoning a demon while making a sandwich and then just proceeding to make a sandwich for that demon. I had a thought, what if that was mc before they came to devildom. So here goes my headcanon. Please excuse the terrible writing. I'm not known to be able to put down my thought eloquently.

As mc falls through the portal to devildom and lands in the student council meeting room. Landing on the fool uncomfortably. as the diablo, Barbaros and the 5 demon brothers in attendance started to explain the exchange program to mc, their sent floated into the halls of RAD, attracting many demons, both good and bad. as Mammon joined the brothers talking to the new human exchange student. A knock is heard on the door, and Barbaros opens the door to a horde of lower demons.

"yo! Mammon, you didn't tell me that you know mc," shouts the front and leader of the demon horde, a lesser greed demon.

"huh? you know this human"

"of course. Anyway, mc, how ya doing? all good, I hope?"

"yeah, of course, Amon. I haven't seen you in a while do you all my visitors but its great to see an old friend. So this is where you live?"

"yeah, cool right?"

"hold on, human, you know these demons?" mammon asks, turning towards mc with the demon.

"huh? yeah, I often have tea and snacks with them. why?"

"wait, how do you know these people?" asks Diablo

"oh, well, Amon was the first one I met. You see, I was making a sandwich and accidentally summoned Amon, so I, of course, made another sandwich. Our friendship went from there. Eventually, Amon asked if some of his friends could come over. I said yes, as long as they didn't fight. And it went from there." explained mc to the confused demons before talking to the other demons.

"Barbaros, did you know about this?" asks Diablo

"no lord Diablo"

"hey, mc" shouts a demon in the crowd.

"yeah!!" loudly replies mc

"since you know about all this how about a pact?" shouts the demon, to a course of agreements about other demons.

"huh?" says a few confused demon brothers.

"I don't know what that is but sure, if you want it. We'll just have elevenses and tea time then, sure."

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Meeting with Solomon, Simeon and Luke.

"okay so how many pacts do you have?" asks Solomon

"uhh, about 102, I think. although it may change." says mc

"what?!?!?" says Simeon and Luke

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chocolateobservationkitty · 2 years

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Random demon: just die, dumb human

Gen X MC: wish I could. Already tried to twice. Think I did die once.

Demons and angels: *stunned worried silence*

Solomon: *understands gen X* mood

Gen X MC: right like I'm already in hell. Not much else I can try to die. Lol

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chocolateobservationkitty · 2 years

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My MC: *turns up in devildom* *gets called a normie by Levi* listen here. I know you've been alive longer then me. But I have no live and just watch anime and read manga, have you ever watched fairy tail. Yeah I watched that in three week. Tell me have you ever got a part time job just to get more anime and manga. Tell me have you watched so much anime and read so much manga that you forget which on is which. To me you are the normie.

Levi: *stunned*

Satan: *insults MC about their knowledge*

My MC: listen here you useless beanbag. I do not have normal knowledge. I have random knowledge. What to know about Medevial torture methods? Where do I start? Want to know the strangest stories of WW1 or WW2? Allies or axis? How about just random history facts? Well from what century? How about the strange parts of medical science? Parasites, viruses, bacteria or human? How about astrophysics? What solour system? How about quantum mechanics? Basic or extreme? Random facts about animals? Specific species or just anything?

Lucifer: this is the right one?

My MC: ThIs Is tHe RigHt oNe? b*tch

Asmo: what are you so mad?

My MC: it's self care day. That means I don't have to deal with anyone's sh*t.

Diavolo: this is brilliant

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chocolateobservationkitty · 2 years

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Currently in my life

Me: *revising* oh I'm stuck on this.

Me:*10 minutes later* *stressing out*

Me: email teacher idiot ask for help

Me:*emails teacher*

My phone: *ding*

Me: oh it's an email

Me: *looks at email*

Email: hello I am currently out of work as it is half term I'll be back on the 7th.

Me: MY EXAMS ON THE SEVENTH!!!! HOW'S THIS MENT TO HELP ME!!!! IT'S AND EXAM I NEED HELP BEFORE THEN!!!!!

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#my life #exams #teachers #whyyyyyyy #currenly on this is my life #when you can no longer do maths #thats a lie when can anyone do maths

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chocolateobservationkitty · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes #344 Lovers quarrel

Sat: Once I overheard Mc and Lucifer having a fight that went like this-

flashback

Luci: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Mc: Lucifer morningstar

End Flashback

Sat: To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it

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chocolateobservationkitty · 2 years

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When MC likes style/fashion

Mc:*falls into devildom*

Mc: ...

Mc: *notices asmo* oh my...

Amso: yes darling

Mc: your outfit is positively fabulous. You have to tell me. Did you make it?

Asmo: I mean no I got it at ...

Mc: *interrupting* we have to go shopping together, see I have to make some of my clothes becouse I just can't find anything stylish at the shops.

Asmo: ....

Mc: oh and your skin is glowing. Just what do you use. Do you wear make up? I'm sure you look gorgeous no matter what.

Asmo: you make clothes.

Mc: oh yes see one of my hobbies is designing clothes. I've made a few things dresses, trousers, skirts, suits, hats, scarfs and not just clothes I often add embroidery to the clothes I buy. Oh I have to show you some of them.

Asmo: lucifer....

Lucifer: yes Asmo

Asmo: this one is mine. I mean look at them they look so stylish. And I just gave to go on a shopping trip with them.

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes obey me #obey me funny #obey me gender neutral mc #obey me gn!mc #obey me scenarios #obey me asmodeus x mc #obey me asmodues #obey me asmo x mc #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo headcanons #one master to rule them all #obey me headcanons

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chocolateobservationkitty · 2 years

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Mc: gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab people's eyes out. I can make mittens.

Beel: what was the middle part.

Mc: I can make a hat.

Satan: I'm in love

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes obey me #obey me funny #obey me gender neutral mc #obey me gn!mc #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan x mc #obey me satan #obey me scenarios #one master to rule them all

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