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long-sleeved-sandwich · 4 days
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Reading newer witchy and witchcraft adjacent books is going to make me flip a table.
They're all the same. Goddess lists. Effeminate to the point of exclusion of male practitioners. Correspondences. Do no harm rules. Cultural appropriation. Use of dangerous herbs. Overly fanciful wording, like someone dunked it in glitter to embellish it.
I'm gonna lose my marbles.
Regurgitated and rewritten. Over and over again. Someone please give me good recommendations, before I cry
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 9 days
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i turn off the lights, leaving only a single red candle lit. staring into the mirror i begin to chant, “SEXYY SEXYY SEXYY” suddenly i find the coffee colored orbs of none other than sexyy red staring at me.
“fuck my baby daddy”, quoth the sexyy

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long-sleeved-sandwich · 9 days
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the friendship you cultivate with the taco man nearest to your house is one of the most important friendships you’ll ever make
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 12 days
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since we making our cultures aesthetique now, here are some coquette arepas and coffee đŸ‡”đŸ‡·
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 21 days
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lootera ft. sunflowers by low
edit by me
no copyright infringement intended
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 21 days
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can yall please explain to me the point of Albert Camus’s The Stranger? i read it and thought it was a pretty good book, but i felt like i had to be missing something. it’s so hyped up in academia circles but it didn’t really seem to stand out much from other classics. what am i missing?
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 28 days
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My aesthetic is like dark academia but the medieval Iranian / Islamic golden age version
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 28 days
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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 1 month
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i think my friend’s 3 year old son is a naturally born witch:
—he is obsessed with the moon. he watches for it every night and keeps up with it’s cycle. one time he said, “i wish we could build a rocket ship to the moon.” i asked why we couldn’t. he said, “cause we might get hurt and get blood.” he talks to the moon every night and tells us what the moon says to him.
—he has a black cat that guards him fiercely and sits under his chair when he eats.
—he loves flowers, grass, and rocks, and likes to give them to people. he likes to plant seeds too.
—one time a hummingbird landed on his shoulder and just sat there.
—i showed him my tarot cards(the cat tarot) and he went through all of them and pulled out the Wheel of Fortune and said “this one is you.”
—he sees things. i was once standing too close to some dead bushes and he said “get back. there’s a ghost in those bushes. he needs to tell you sorry” a few weeks passed and no one mentioned the ghost in the bushes, and then on a list of people he knows, he included the ghost. not bluey or bingo. not jack skellington or any other fictional character. just the ghost.
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 1 month
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child of the moon
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 1 month
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cemeteries can’t be “haunted” like that’s just the ghost house 😐
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 1 month
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i’m not even asking for much i just need a spiritual, badu-listening man with dreads that speak spanish đŸ˜©
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 2 months
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“get yo head off my shoulder do i look like paul anka to you bitch?” was not something i was expecting to say today but sho nuff
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 2 months
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gotta love my friend for putting up with this
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 2 months
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i feel like in my head i have my normal thoughts that reflect who i am and then i also have like a messy comment section of hate comments that constantly disagrees with and criticises everything. and sometimes when i’m emotionally deregulated the hate comments come out of my mouth as if they were my real opinions and then when i face the natural consequences of that happening i feel like “no that wasn’t me who said that tho 😭”
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 2 months
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*tiktok/reels/shorts etc*
video: (annoying tiktok voice) you aren’t (insert ethnicity/race) if you don’t (insert random thing everyone does)
comments section: one comment “well i must be (said ethnicity/race) bc i’ve been doing (the thing) since i was a kid. that’s how my parents taught me.” other comment, “yeah we’re the only ones that do this for sure. (other races/ethnicities) are nasty for not (doing said thing that everyone does)”
yeah cause it’s almost like we aren’t all human and living the same lives. it’s not like people of other ethnicities/races are from other planets. we’re all from this same earth that gives us more or less the same animals and plants. we all sleep under the same moon and rise with the same sun. we all want our kids to do well in school. we all have dramatic crazy families. we all put meat inside some kind of wrapping and steam/fry it. my đŸ‡”đŸ‡· dad taught me to fry plantains one way and my 🇼🇳 step-dad taught me to fry them another. they’re still plantains. ngl lie yall i really think social media algorithms are fuelling racist mindsets and keeping us from progressing. not to be a conspiracy theorist but i think whatever powers that be need us to be divided by social constructs like race to prevent us from uniting and gaining power in togetherness. i’m not saying we shouldn’t “see color”. we should see color/ethnicity, etc. we should acknowledge the beauty in other people’s customs, hair textures, eye colors, and not make it a taboo thing to talk about or ask questions about. or really make a big deal of. we should approach these things with the simplicity of children. that’s the only way we’ll ever progress.
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 2 months
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okay, a santero, a pastor, a satanist, and a hindu walk into a bar
.(this isn’t a boomer joke, it’s just me and my friends hanging out)
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