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tilltheendwilliwrite · 7 months
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I have this shirt that is Marvel centric in that it literally says Thor on it. But it's spelled out in like pretty flower letters. I know for a fact my boss doesn't like it, but I wear a cardigan and sit behind a desk all day so no one notices unless I stand up.
Still, today, I'm staring at it in my closet, waffling like one does on "do I or don't I" when I finally said f it.
It's Thorsday.
🤣
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somewhatsad · 6 months
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fretbored34 · 2 years
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"Ooh a mallard. Ouch, my head!!"
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plumsodapop · 2 months
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APRIL FOOLS!!!
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Austin Powers walked so Ken could run.
Austin Power: Mojo
Powerpuff Girls: Mojo Jojo
Barbie movie (2023): Mojo Dojo Casa House
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mushroomfernfox · 6 months
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Do yyou think birds can open cans of soda?
I don’t know, CAN they?
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ormymarius · 2 years
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thinking about how Dream’s parents are literally called Night and Time
this is them btw if you’re curious or haven’t read The Sandman: Overture
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bereft-of-frogs · 14 days
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I am so full of pride when I look at my final word count, just squeaking over 70k, which is great because I've always wanted to write longer fics and felt like I'd gotten stuck with shorter, the 20-40k range, I finally feel like I have the patience, discipline, and skill to focus on the more novel-like works I've always had in my head--
this lasts until I start tabbing through comments I've left myself like [ come up with something clever here ] / [ need a punny name for this thing ] and then I think....ah. fuck.
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ooctosquid · 2 months
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Happy birthday to the punny'est guy alive. May each new year treat you kindly
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mcaquila · 2 months
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More WIPs from that mystery fan project (though we do see a pretty recognizable character here, whatevs), the point is I wanted to upload these to note for posterity that the kid on the top left WAS going to get "Heel" as his surname because he got a foot cut off before his death. Because I have a terrible sense of humor.
But it had to be omitted for reasons. Sigh.
Or should I say.... it had to be CUT OUT bwahaha.
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b-o-e · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Moon/Sun (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Reader, Sun (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Reader, Moon (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Reader, Daycare Attendant (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Reader Characters: Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sun (Five Nights at Freddy's), Moon (Five Nights at Freddy's), Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy's), Roxanne Wolf (Five Nights at Freddy's), Daycare Attendant (Five Nights at Freddy's), DJ Music Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), Lil' Music Man (Five Nights at Freddy's), Glamrock Animatronics (Five Nights at Freddy's) Additional Tags: Reader is a Mechanic, reader is also a handler, Original side characters, uhhhh tags, reader does best not to swear, pre-virus moon, Pre-Canon, animatronics are not their canon appearances, canon storyline is planned to take place, Reader-Insert, Romance, Fluff, Gender-Neutral Pronouns, reader is gender lol, petnames, Sun and Moon are the Same Animatronic (Five Nights At Freddy's), Moon is not Infected by the Glitchtrap Virus | Vanny Virus, Moon is Not Evil (Five Nights at Freddy's), ggrrrrrRRRrRRrrraerarAAARARARARAREEERRRRRRRrrAErAArRrR, reader is probably touchstarved lol, Soft Moon (Five Nights at Freddy's), physically affectionate sun, reader probably has adhd lol, reader works on cars as a side hustle and hobby, Sentient Animatronics (Five Nights at Freddy's), a relatively basic fic lol Summary:
after thinking of applying for a job at the pizza plex for years, you finally worked up enough courage to do so. you are definitely glad you did.
hi hello it’s me again but with better formatting this time, woah no way what a super cool totally life changing looking fic maybe you’ll enjoy it wink wink nudge nudge ;)
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spilldatea · 11 months
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I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
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fretbored34 · 2 years
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au-mashup-party · 2 years
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Fell just teleports Fell Prince to the part of the void coverd with tons of stress relief toys etc before vibing with Classic
*Ok be honest with me here...whats your thoughts knowing me & Ruby Red are a couple?
Fell slightly smirks
*I know you’re already thinking of a pun before you even say your answer & can’t deny it though
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I think you killed him.
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badendjunction · 1 year
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Is using one candle to melt another candle....
Candlebalism?
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