#Chinese parents

[glitterizedocean]

I can 100% confirm that's how I came into the world

#chinese parents #games #pc games #this game i swear #lmao even #lololol #lmao #babies #this game is so funny #chinese parents game #chinese #how I came into the world #just fed up for anything #what even #meme #memes #game memes

[dntclosemt]

pregnancy scare from earlier dhqberhqfev

Okay so i just had a pregnancy scare. mini story time- I got up this morning feeling sooo bad and I started vomiting. I'm currently sexually active (I'm 19.) so I immediately told my mom, and she took me to the nearby pharmacy. I bought like literally 5 tests 💀. N e ways I went back home and RAN straight to the bathroom.

A little while later I finished taking all the tests and I decided to wait an hour, so I called my boyfriend over to tell him about everything. He was very understanding, and we decided to take naps and watch some Rakuten shows. He then got up to use the bathroom and I had completely forgotten about the tests that were on my sink...

So, then he made like a weird yelp noise, and I gotten up to see what was going on & he pointed to the tests on my sink, and I see 3 positive ones. I think in my mind I was literally screaming. Not really out of joy or anything i was just really scared of what my parents would say considering that they're Asian and they would be disappointed if I were to be teen mom💀💀.

Then I see the other 2 were negative and gotten soooooo confused like wtf. I ended up not telling my mom about the results and me and my boyfriend just ended up going to the hospital to get some clarification about this 'baby'.

So we made it to the doctors and they do some check ups and make sure im healthy and all that jazz. A bit later the nurse made me pee into the cups things and she took them to go examine them im guessing. She came back and told me the result....

Im not pregnant. ≧ ﹏ ≦

But i mean, Im not upset Im just a little disappointed, but I think it's for the best that I finish college then start thinking about kids and all that. I also told my mom that I wasn't pregnant and the way she smiled💀💀💀💀

Thanks to google translate helping me with some words <3

#google translate #pregnancy #pregnant #not pregnant #pregnancy scare #never again #use protection kids #19 #non19daysrelated #chinese parents #chinese #mandarin

[niireesu]

Game: Chinese Parents

I just finished playing the free trial version of this game, and honestly, I have fun with it. It's a bit tedious to play, but it's perfect when I need to kill some time.

I'm not really sure whether I'm going to bought the full version of it. So.... Yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#mobile game #chinese parents #game #indie game #chinese parents game

[yeonnitboy]

Sorry I was offline a lot bcuz of medical school 😭

#Medical school sucks #Chinese parents #My Chinese parents want me to be a doctor #help 😭 #please 😭 #i just 😭😭😭😭 #like 😭😭😭 #😭

[bixels]

Jesus man, relax.

#this was in response to me saying “lunar new year” on the rarity art #personal #delete later #what in insane nonproblem to get this angry about #i asked my parents (taiwanese immigrants) about this and they said we use either but prefer lunar new year #because it's inclusive to koreans and vietnamese people who celebrate on the same day #lunar new year is an umbrella term same as “happy holidays.” this person is basically getting mad i said happy holidays instead of #merry christmas. #my family and i identify more as taiwanese than chinese so. we're not gonna say chinese new year much anyways #i sent this to my mom btw and she replied with basically “die mad i guess.” love you ma #this literally doesn't matter anyways i could have said “chinese new year” to caption that post and it wouldn't have mattered #the only reason i didn't is because i plan on drawing another art including carol (coco pommel) who's korean and celebrates the same day #like. most people in china/taiwan don't care they just say “happy new year” cuz it's the fuckin new year. someone saying lunar new year is #not erasure it's not flattening asian identities into a monolith. it's just an umbrella term. #anyways happy lunar new year happy chinese new year happy tet happy spring festival happy seollal #like i cannot stress enough to you guys that these holidays are on the exact same day and celebrate basically the same exact thing. #this is not an issue.

[outofcontextfossil]

forget the dynamic between shadybug and claw noir, I WANNA KNOW THE DYNAMIC BETWEEN GABRIEL AND CLAW NOIR!!!!! IS GABRIEL NICE IN THIS UNIVERSE???? DOES HE LOVE HIS EDGY AND DEFIANT SON DESPITE HIS REBELLION??? DOES HE KNOW HIS SON IS CLAW NOIR?? DOES HE HAVE BREAKFAST WITH HIM IN THE MORNING??? IS EMILIE ALIVE IN THIS UNIVERSE??? DOES CLAW NOIR GET TO HAVE TWO LOVING PARENTS????

#I NEED ANSWERS NOOOOOWWWW #claw noir is out causing mayhem but only until 10pm because thats his bedtime #if he doesnt abide by that rule gabriel and emilie dont let him dye his hair #yeah he could do it anyway BUT HE CARES ABOUT HIS PARENTS OKAY???? HE RESPECTS THEM !!!!!! #also because he knows under no other circumstance could he get away with dragging the agreste name with his bush green hair..... #ALSO HIS EXTRACURRICULARS DO YOU GUYS THINK HE STILL DOES CHINESE AND FENCING #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #mlb #claw noir #adrien #adrien agreste #shadybug #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

[hualianisms]

on twitter here and here, forayuarchive has been talking about how LLH & FDB really act like an old married couple, and i couldn't stop thinking about it too. as a native chinese speaker, the level of informality, familiarity and bickering, in how FDB and LLH speak to one another (especially in the later episodes) are reminiscent of how bickering old married chinese couples are often depicted.

when FDB is angry/upset at LLH, he calls him "死莲花" - "Damn Lotus/Damn Lianhua". the way FDB says it is in a manner where you might imagine old spouses scolding one another when nagging/bickering (to clarify, it's not romantic per se, but it's extremely informal & familiar).

for example, in ep 35, FDB calls him Damn Lotus in the note he left LLH when he went to look for the styx flower. CN fanghua fans on weibo managed to painstakingly transcribe the note (see forayuarchive's tweet about it here with the eng translation) - it's extremely informal and reads like a short note a spouse/partner would write when leaving their shared home in a hurry.

i also still can't believe LLH calls FDB "xiaobao", it speaks for itself. 小宝 Xiao Bao (literal meaning is "little treasure") is usually something you call literal babies/children AND is FDB's family nickname for him so if you're calling a grown man that in front of his parents and his colleagues and strangers and literally everyone, then he's either your biological family or he's your bf/partner. (it's a level of intimacy that would make me feel embarrassed as a third party hearing LLH call FDB that in front of everyone😭)

and not to mention the deleted line of FDB calling a sick/unconscious LLH "xiaohua'er". (see video & meta of the deleted line by forayuarchive here, translation of the deleted line by ttiesanjiao here). xiaohua'er is so intimate, definitely something one might call a lover 😭

(*for more name meta, see forayuarchive's twitter thread meta about all the names that FDB and LLH call one another, and in what situations each particular name is used)

in any case these are NOT what a disciple calls his shifu or a son calls his dad. these nicknames are far too informal and familiar - no son talks to his father like that and no disciple talks to his shifu like that. (now, an angry spouse however...)

(there's also the fact that FDB explicitly rejects their relationship as being anything other than that between 2 adult equals - when LLH jokes that FDB should bow to him as disciple, FDB immediately rejects the idea, saying that he was only joking about wanting to be LLH's disciple, that FDB is too old now. he firmly sees himself as an adult equal to LLH.)

tl;dr within months of knowing each other, LLH & FDB act as familiar as an old couple 10 years married, skipping the entire courtship stage 😭

#fanghua #mysterious lotus casebook #fang duobing #li lianhua #莲花楼 #mlc meta #there's more to say about the names they use for each other but this post is alr getting long #sometimes i see ppl saying that LLH and FDB are like dad and son and um... well you can all interpret anything you want #im just saying that as a native chinese speaker the way they talk to each other is NOT shifu & disciple at all #(UNLESS IT'S THE MO RAN AND CHU WANNING KIND OF DISCIPLE AND SHIFU/SHIZUN) #its even less son & dad😭😭 (v much NOT son & parent dynamic like omfg even if a child and parent were v close they would NEVER talk to #their parent like that in chinese culture. NEVER. bc it'd be so rude that at that point ur rejecting ur dad if u call him like that) #(as in straight up not seeing that person as ur dad at all. rejecting them as a parent entirely) #(bc FDB does NOT see LLH as anything other than an equal) #compare FDB & his mom - he is v close to her. he is playful with her but still always calls her Niang ('mother') #edited the post several times im so sorry for how many times i edited this

[dragonsareawesome123]

This is so accurate. I'm screaming ajksalsajs

#as an asian who decided to major in history in undergrad #and had to argue with my parents over it #this made me laugh #american born chinese #I started watching this a couple days ago and i'm really enjoying it

[kuroananosanji]

I’ve mentioned on my priv twt that Zoro calls Sanji “廚子” (chu zi) in the Chinese translation and that somehow sounds… romantic? “Cook” or コック in English/Japanese sounds like just your average nickname among dudebros but 廚子 sounds like something you’d call your wife (if you’re some grumpy old man). Maybe it’s coz Chinese people have a habit of calling their spouses insulting nicknames (see: 臭婆娘、老婆子 which are just variations of “old hag”😭), so we can’t help but interpret zosan as some boomer “ol’ ball and chain” couple

#it’s always funny seeing westerners view sanji’s attitute towards zoro or men in general as toxic bc he’s verbally mean #but he’s the epitome of a Chinese parent who gives you food while insulting you #him and zoro are exactly how the average old Chinese couple act #maybe that’s why zosan is so popular in China/east Asia #zosan #ramblings #stew watches op

[drewlover]

annabeth is first introduced to eve at school. her teacher—ms. honey—had given her a bible. no one had told her it was for religious purposes, or that someday the idea of it would be so ridiculous to her, so she just treated it like any other story, another poem-of-sorts to be read and analyzed.

she barely makes it past genesis—there was only so much a six-year-old's attention span could take, no matter how smart the said six-year-old was. perhaps it had felt wrong, too, older forces making the wind cooler and the book harder to read, century-old jealousy rearing its head.

but annabeth was annabeth, and she took on challenges better than most. she finished genesis and gave it back to her teacher.

"eve is like me," is all she says when she gives it back to ms. honey.

ms. honey nods and smiles. "yes, darling. she is a woman, and as brave and beautiful as you will be."

annabeth nods. she doesn't tell ms. honey that the only similarity she's noticed between herself and eve was that eve did not have a mother, either.

-

her father is a good parent. the thing is, annabeth doesn't really know what a good parent is, but her father is kind. he doesn't raise his voice at her, and he smiles absently and nods when she says something. he never forgets to put a side a smaller serving on a smaller plate whenever he eats, even though he barely remembers to.

she tells him about eve, and tells him that she is like her. she doesn't notice the way his hands grip his pen tighter when she says the word 'mother'.

she doesn't understand why her father won't bring her to church, either.

-

annabeth is seven when her mother first speaks to her. she's been on the streets for so long, and she's tired. the spiders keep following. the monsters keep following. she's alone, and so, so hungry.

"annabeth."

the voice is stern—there is no warmth in them. sterile. cool. precise. annabeth looks up.

somehow, she knows. "mother."

her mother looks her up and down, but makes no move to go closer. a cap appears in front of annabeth—old and worn, yet heavy, still. a gift from her mother. she takes it, and her hands tremble.

athena notices. her mouth forms a sneer, but no insult comes out of her mouth. "do me proud," she says instead, like a seven-year-old will understand, like a child will understand.

yet athena still flows through annabeth's veins, and she nods. athena disappears, and there is nothing left—just the slightest ripple of a breeze. the monsters come, still, and the spiders soon follow. athena doesn't come back.

annabeth wonders if her mother gifts her invisibility so that she will never have to see annabeth again.

-

the invisibility cap hasn't worked in over a year. the first time it doesn't work she's caught of guard, and the scorpion hits her on the shoulder, already weakened from the time during the battle of manhattan. it takes the combined force of her, chiron, and will to stop percy from storming olympus and destroying her mother's temple.

"why would she give something just to take it away?" percy asked her, eyebrows furrowed with anger. he's a hurricane in her arm, fingers trembling and veins thrumming.

annabeth doesn't answer, but she knows. this is her mother, telling her that annabeth needs to be seen.

-

annabeth is nineteen years old when she renounces her mother, and the pain is bone deep.

she does it in rome, where her mother had sent her in a fit of anger, sending her daughter to execute her revenge. take back the mark of athena. make your mother proud.

athena had sent her there, a pig raised for slaughter.

she had braved tartarus. the gods, no matter their cruelty, held no power over her now.

her mother had always been one of the crueler ones.

"you renounce me? you dare?"

annabeth could feel her blood thrumming in her veins, threatening to burst out. athena was barely keeping her essence in—annabeth could see her skin burning gold, on the precipice of shifting to her godly form. everything was blurring around the edges—athena was barely holding on to her disguise. despite everything, she refuses to incinerate annabeth. a small act of mercy.

"yes mother. i dare." she could feel the blood soaking her teeth, could taste it's metallic tang on her tongue. the air grew hotter.

"you would not have me on your side. you will never gain back my alliance, annabeth. do you dare?"

annabeth laughed, and somewhere she knew dionsyus was chuckling in delight at the traces of insanity in it. blood trickled down her chin and onto the ground, but it did not sizzle. the blood wasn't an offering to athena. it was an act of defiance.

athena's most successful warrior—whose blood no longer belonged to her.

"very well," athena said eyes flashing gold. "you are no longer my daughter. greek land will reject your blood. no longer will you be accepted into our world, and no longer will you be mine."

annabeth felt the bones in both her legs crack, but she refused to let out the scream of anguish struggling to be let out of her throat. refused to give athena the satisfaction of knowing that this hurt her as much as it hurt the goddess.

all at once the goddess disappeared, and annabeth was left alone in the middle of rome.

she looked up. it was a church, and it was beautiful.

eve looked down at her, with her frightened eyes and trembling hands wrapped around the apple.

the apple that had gifted her knowledge. the apple that had taken away everything from eve. the apple that had gifted humanity freedom.

annabeth had never been more like her.

#throws this at you #hi guys.. #me: i will finish chinese satellite ch. 3 #also me: proceeds to write something else #annabeth chase #character study #drabble #and fawk u athena ! #based of renunciation of parents. except make it mothers ! #this was so rushed yall im so sorry. hope u guys like it anyway #my writing

[soldier-poet-king]

WAILING while this job was far from perfect and def wasn't the place for me long-term professional development & career wise, one of the ladies from finance just brought me a farewell plant ;-; her office is A JUNGLE (I'm envious) and idk how she manages to keep everything alive but I got a baby plant in a mug and I'm 😭😭😭😭

#the duality of fran #it is a pilia (sp?) or chinese money plant #I MADE SURE TO GET THE NAME. BC I AM A NOTORIOUS PLANT KILLER #i love plants they do not love me back #im TRYING #my last apartment did not have enough natural light #i had like a dozen plants in my dorm and they ALL died when i moved to that apt #and i haven't bought any plants since. bc parents house basement #i miss having life around me!!!

[nepobabyeurydice]

Esperanza must’ve been so afraid for Leo if she let Hera in. Like imagine letting in the person your boyfriend warned you not to trust because you’re more afraid about your son dying that what she’s done.

#heroes of olympus #leo valdez #esperanza valdez #hera #im back on my parents of demigods bullshit #if anyone’s curious i have beryl sally and tristan #i’m aiming for marie maria and fredrick after esperanza #and then emily since i want to do more research into chinese canadian

[symphonyofsilence]

Daily reminder that most of the sect members follow their sect leaders because they were born to that sect, or that sect was stable and powerful enough to provide them with security, and the Wen Remnants followed Wei Wuxian even though they were afraid of him because that was their only option, but the YMJ members that followed Jiang Cheng ever since the Sunshot Campaign freely CHOSE to do so. He was 17. And an extremely traumatized seventeen-year-old at that. He was simultaneously looking for his brother and participating in a war while rebuilding his sect. Lotus Pier was destroyed. There were only 3 people left of the YMJ sect (2 as far as they knew with WWX missing.) The sect was brought to ruins. The YMJ sect couldn't have had much riches left. But the new sect (and they were enough for YMJ to be called a sect again) CHOSE to follow Jiang Cheng.

#also reminder that Jiang Cheng is not randomly rude to people #he's rude to WWX and later WN (and for good reasons as far as he knows) and those he suspects of demonic cultivation #he's not even rude to LWJ before that ancestral hall incident even though LWJ is rude to both him and his nephew #from what we see of his interactions with others he's polite and respectful if (after the time skip) cold and severe #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #canon jiang cheng #the untamed #mdzs #cql #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #yunmeng jiang #yeah Amino Apps JC page stfu about him ruling with fear or not being so popular or sth to that effect i don't have the time to check #it's bs anyway #like it says that JC in the donghua has short hair when we literally see his hair loose and it's very long #short hair was not even sth that existed among the chinese as they saw their hair as a gift from their parents #& cutting it as a disrespect to them #whoever wrote JC's profile couldn't even see what was in front of them how do we expect them to read subtext

[lewishamil10n]

every time i think of guanyu crying at the end of the race i tear up too HE DESERVES ALL THAT LOVE AND MORE

#zhou guanyu #f1 #remy.txt #chinese gp 2024 #showed it to my parents too n to everyone i know he's such a cutie

[punkeropercyjackson]

Punk Percy Jackson headcanons but by an actual punk instead of someone who thinks skateboarding is an aesthetic

So first off this will include my Pjo self-insert Lex de los Santos since i'm a book!Percy selfshiper(and Walker is my little guy so expect lots of appreciation for him on this blog too)and if you're gonna be hateful of that,please just scroll past thanks!Now lets get into it:

Always had the punk mindset as seen in canon by her being anti-authority,rebelling against all corruption she sees and being extremely protective and loving towards younger minorities

But was too poor to afford the clothes and piercings and such.Didn't bother him though since he cared more about acting and thinking punk than looking it

Thalia was his first real experience with the subculture headon and that's a big reason why he admired and was lowkey jealous of her along with a bit of gender envy

Goes to protests with and does charity work with Rachel

And she buys him a bunch of punk stuff(From punk bussinesses ofc,otherwise what's the point)

Learned to DIY so many things it's a running gag

Riot Grrrl and Mcr fan-Also not punk but stans Megan Thee Stallion,Ice Spice and Lo-Fi beats too.Also really likes Green Day!!

The specific types of punk Percy is are afropunk(i hc them as half afro-dominican and half black-greek),seapunk(NOT because of Poseidon but because of Sally)and either crustpunk or pastel punk depending wether we're talking her as a bigender transfem and a misc between masc and fem presentation or her as a super femme trans woman.Not for gender roles reasons obviously because that would be ridicioulous but i just think that their lives would be significantly so that leads to a few differences in personalities and tastes

Persephone Ameila has comics!Starfire hair and dyes her faded from gray to white streak sea blue to blend in,Perseo Isadore has dreads and keeps his as is because Lex finds it hot.Here are illustrations of them by @honeypotsworld and @leo-thecactus using bases from the Pjo graphic novels!!

Straight edge

His autism definitely contributes to how how he approaches punkness.Examples include how blunt he is in it and a funny one is that he loves googling the most bizzare ass sounding and/or looking foods to make and eat and calls it 'sticking it to the man' and Lex encourages and joins on both

Their patches jacket has spikes on the shoulders and pockets and frills around the collar and his patches are the dominican,autism and trans flags,the anarchy symbol and ones to represent his most important people-A black mermaid for Sally,a pink rose for Lex,a skull for Nico and a yellow diamond for Hazel.It has a good handful of pins and his collection is ever growing but his favorites are the cat one and the Riptide one Lex made him

Goes on estrogen but light dosages and for a short amount of time compared to full transitions and gets no surgeries.Wears makeup too(*Insert the putting makeup on your gf redraw meme but with Perlex*)and has a tongue ring,an eyebrow piercing and forward helix on both ears

Radicalized Nico and Hazel,who are now goth punk and pastel goth punk.The three of them and Lex are known as 'The Outcast Godlings' because of the usual treatment Hades and Pluto kids get that the first two were no exception to and Percy's and Lex's feelings of isolation and otherness even after getting to Camp Half Blood,all of which were thankfully resolved by the the end of Hoo and the begining of Tales of Dead Seas(My fansequel to it that happens instead of Toa and has them as the mcs)

Exclusively buys his video games and consoles and legos secondhand due to being anti-capitalism

Killed Luke in TLO not only because of being the hero of the prophecy but also because no actual punk wouldn't unalive a fascist who was also a serial ped0phile the second they got the chance.She made sure it was extra painful too and even had Nico use his soul erasing power we saw in BOO on him

Owns a pair of colbat blue and black demonias that Beckendorf got him which are a little tight on him now but he wears them anyway to remember him by

Them and Lex make clothes for Nico and Hazel with Sally's help and play the Team Parents role for them in general♡

Perlex is punk4punk but Lex is pastel punk and solarpunk!!They go on punk dates like going to concerts together in matching outfits and skateboarding and rollerblading in their opposites aesthetics board and skates and defacing public property together <3 Also Percy has the cocky flirty punk guy thing going on you usually see in male characters who are but it's a Lex exclusive

@angel-beloved @floof-ghostie @gummywormlimbs @biandbored

#percy jackson #punk!percy #black percy #latino percy #trans(fem) percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #autistic percy jackson #bi percy jackson #< lex is transmasc genderfluid and bigender but super femme + they're monoracial black 4 black mixed(lex is black-greek/dominican-chinese) #team parent percy jackson #thalia grace #black grace siblings #rachel elizabeth dare #nigerian rachel dare #brotp:watercolors #sally jackson #poseidon(derogatory) #lex de los santos #perlex #nico di angelo #black nico di angelo #hazel levesque #group:it's in my nature to love you #anti luke castellan #charles beckendorf #pjo #hoo #tods #pastel punk tag #summerposting

[zzoupz]

I love being in a multicultural family

#we don't recognize the later two as new years that much but other parts of the traditions are still the same #mmm I get to get new year money twice :)))) #EDIT ALSO I LOVE HOW #western new year is celebration of success #chinese new year is celebration of family and to wish for luck in the upcoming year #thai new year is celebration of parents and community #idk I love how they are different if you squint :)