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#GO TO SLEEP TONY
00ps13-d41sy · 1 year
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Peter: Okay, truth or dare?
Tony: Truth
Peter: How many hours have you slept this week?
Tony:
Tony: ...Dare
Peter: Go to bed.
Tony: I don’t like this game.
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worstloki · 3 months
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love the idea of the Avengers adding new members but being stingy about rooms so the OG Avengers each get their own but Bucky and Loki are forced to share one under the guise of it being 'healthy interaction'
#Bucky and Loki being friends but in a weird way and now Thor is concerned like 'i don't recognise my brother anymore T-T'#and Steve is grimacing and sighing like 'my chemical romance isn't that bad Thor you just have to acquire the taste'#Bucky and Loki bunking in a room together and people just forgot to give them a second bed but it's ok because they both sleep on the floor#they wake each other up from nightmares and when it's done/conscious they look at each other in slight alarm and just give '👍❓❗' '👍👍❓'#aggressive thumbs up before returning to bed still communicating with thumbs up like 'all good??' 'all good??' 'all good!' 'go sleep?!?'#they both are convinced that oily hair is a way to keep it healthy and dandruff free and like they're not WRONG bc it works for them#but people also hate listening to them corroborate such experiences with each other#like you can't deny their hair is healthy and silky when they wash up and get dressed for something. BUT. STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.#they talk about how the bath they share is so comfortable for two people and it's driving people up a wall#Natasha opens the door and sees Bucky in the dark propped against a wall looking half dead with earphones in#(he is watching a nature documentary Loki recommended)#they bond over times they were being controlled and/or suicidal in Tony's lab and Tony who was working nods along absently long used to it#Tony: ah yeah I have PTSD but im managing it okay for now with meds#Bucky and Loki: *making faces* boo 👎
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opens-up-4-nobody · 6 months
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Had to use the meat grinder analogy
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inpursuitofnunchi · 1 month
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the subtitler understood the assignment
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tivajunkie · 2 months
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ExCuSe ME sir????
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irondad-defensesquad · 4 months
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late night conversations :)
(this was going to be an angsty drawing but nah. i make them suffer too much. and i'm already having a bad day, so why not make smth happy, right?)
DO NOT TAG AS SHIP.
Hate will be blocked.
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marvel-lous-guy · 10 months
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Tony: I have a lot of respect for Henry VIII
Peter: Why? Didn't he cheat on or kill most of his wives?
Tony: yeah, but the guy made his own damn religion just so he could cheat on his wife and not go to hell
Peter: I mean, I guess
Tony: he made a cheat code for god. People still follow a religion he made so he could cheat on his wife
Peter: I feel like Pepper wouldn't like it if she found out your greatest hero was Henry VIII
Tony: Oh no, Pepper has heard me discus this at length many times
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figureofdismay · 5 months
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Wait, why is Scully the one taking the bulb out of the sconce in Soft Light lmao??? Mulder is standing right there, being a foot taller and doing nothing, while his partner has to stand on tiptoe and reach up as faaarr as possible behind him to get the thing 🤣. I mean, i guess they probably have a system~ where she gathers the physical evidence because he tends to taste it or drop it or wander off with it in his pocket but still, you were standing right there with your stupid unreasonable height after requesting the finger prints Mulder 😩 (completely cracked me up ngl).
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francarieq · 8 days
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time ⭐︎꩜.ᐟ
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aroaceeternalbeing · 8 months
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Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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issuedsideways · 11 months
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baby tony + busy parents
here take some sketches because i can't stop thinking about them ever
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ir0npvrker · 2 years
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pepper: are you alright? you didn’t sleep at all last night
tony: i got a solid eight minutes. not consecutively, but still. it's fine. you're not even that blurry
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spookythesillyfella · 21 days
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i really love them and i needed to redraw those two photos that kessoku band took because erm silly :3
★ [ original frames under cut ]
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impofthegasstation · 2 months
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uh hello. i had an idea for an au where tony barde becomes layton's apprentice instead of luke cuz. i think tony's neat.. the story n stuff would be changed. i don't know what to say here's the sketch and mild complaining under cut
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this took so long to do auurdhj my hand Hurts. i wanted to add more to this but.. i don't have the energy. still happy with it! i hope to post about this au more, my brain's full of it! only problem is getting it down.. hgj
i will at some point explain how the story differs cuz. tony is not (or atleast im trying not to make him) a clone of luke. he has his own special 'future' self. the story of spectre's call is different with some like.. mild role swapping? instead of layton knowing clark, he knows the barde kids' dad. their dad is still dead though, sorry. and luke is the like.. scary witch person but instead he's the oracle cuz i wish he was called the oracle more. it's a very cool title!
im still figuring out stuff for the au. it's very very bare bones rn.. i hope you'll like it tho. :)
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minhyongi · 19 days
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Loki has killed Thor. It happened in front of the watching eyes of the Avengers and when they finally capture him he is neither denying the accusation nor showing any kind of remorse. It's all clear and cut if not for the fact that Tony knows it wasn't Loki. Because at the very time of Thor's death Loki had still been lying on the warm bed they had shared the night together in.
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felixcosm · 8 months
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What's more gay two men fucking or whatever Jack has going on with literally every male character in the books
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