Peter: Okay, truth or dare?
Tony: Truth
Peter: How many hours have you slept this week?
Tony:
Tony: ...Dare
Peter: Go to bed.
Tony: I don’t like this game.
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late night conversations :)
(this was going to be an angsty drawing but nah. i make them suffer too much. and i'm already having a bad day, so why not make smth happy, right?)
DO NOT TAG AS SHIP.
Hate will be blocked.
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Tony: I have a lot of respect for Henry VIII
Peter: Why? Didn't he cheat on or kill most of his wives?
Tony: yeah, but the guy made his own damn religion just so he could cheat on his wife and not go to hell
Peter: I mean, I guess
Tony: he made a cheat code for god. People still follow a religion he made so he could cheat on his wife
Peter: I feel like Pepper wouldn't like it if she found out your greatest hero was Henry VIII
Tony: Oh no, Pepper has heard me discus this at length many times
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Wait, why is Scully the one taking the bulb out of the sconce in Soft Light lmao??? Mulder is standing right there, being a foot taller and doing nothing, while his partner has to stand on tiptoe and reach up as faaarr as possible behind him to get the thing 🤣. I mean, i guess they probably have a system~ where she gathers the physical evidence because he tends to taste it or drop it or wander off with it in his pocket but still, you were standing right there with your stupid unreasonable height after requesting the finger prints Mulder 😩 (completely cracked me up ngl).
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Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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pepper: are you alright? you didn’t sleep at all last night
tony: i got a solid eight minutes. not consecutively, but still. it's fine. you're not even that blurry
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uh hello. i had an idea for an au where tony barde becomes layton's apprentice instead of luke cuz. i think tony's neat.. the story n stuff would be changed. i don't know what to say here's the sketch and mild complaining under cut
this took so long to do auurdhj my hand Hurts. i wanted to add more to this but.. i don't have the energy. still happy with it! i hope to post about this au more, my brain's full of it! only problem is getting it down.. hgj
i will at some point explain how the story differs cuz. tony is not (or atleast im trying not to make him) a clone of luke. he has his own special 'future' self. the story of spectre's call is different with some like.. mild role swapping? instead of layton knowing clark, he knows the barde kids' dad. their dad is still dead though, sorry. and luke is the like.. scary witch person but instead he's the oracle cuz i wish he was called the oracle more. it's a very cool title!
im still figuring out stuff for the au. it's very very bare bones rn.. i hope you'll like it tho. :)
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Loki has killed Thor. It happened in front of the watching eyes of the Avengers and when they finally capture him he is neither denying the accusation nor showing any kind of remorse. It's all clear and cut if not for the fact that Tony knows it wasn't Loki.
Because at the very time of Thor's death Loki had still been lying on the warm bed they had shared the night together in.
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What's more gay two men fucking or whatever Jack has going on with literally every male character in the books
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